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[people chattering]
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OH, JOE.
I--I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
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BUT IN THE SPIRIT
OF GLOBAL AWARENESS,
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I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF REPLACING
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ALL OUR PLASTIC CUPS
WITH BIODEGRADABLE ONES.
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FAY, THAT IS GREAT.
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I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE MORE
ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS
THESE DAYS.
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BUT DON'T WE STILL HAVE
300 OR 400 OF THE OLD CUPS?
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OH, THOSE. I TOSSED THEM.
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[seagulls cawing]
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[projector whirring]
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(Helen)
SO, I OPEN THIS PACKAGE
FROM MY PARENTS
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AND IN IT ARE THESE
REALLY GREAT HOME MOVIES
OF MY 11TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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YOU WERE THERE, JOE,
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LOOKING ABOUT AS RELAXED
AS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU.
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AND YOU, TOO, BRIAN.
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YOU WERE BEING TOTALLY YOU.
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THERE WAS A WONDERFUL
SHOT OF YOUR MOM.
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OH, AND REMEMBER THOSE SILLY
GAMES WE USED TO PLAY?
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BRIAN WAS THE WINNER
OF THE EGG RACE.
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WELL, THE DISPUTED WINNER.
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I WAS HAVIN' A GREAT TIME.
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YOU KNOW,
IT REALLY DOESN'T TAKE MUCH
TO AMUSE AN 11-YEAR-OLD.
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I SWEAR THERE WAS NOT
ONE SHOT OF ME
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WHERE I WASN'T
STUFFING, CHEWING,
SWILLING OR SWALLOWING.
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NO, I TAKE THAT BACK.
THERE WAS ONE OR TWO
OF ME GAGGING.
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I REMEMBER THAT PARTY.
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I PAID BETH PARKS
50 CENTS
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TO DO A HANDSTAND
IN HER PARTY DRESS.
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YEAH. SHE'D HAVE DONE IT
FOR A QUARTER
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BUT I WAS FEELIN'
GENEROUS THAT DAY.
OH!
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YEAH. I REMEMBER THAT.
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NO WAY!
MR. GOODY-TWO-SHOES HERE
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WAS COVERING HIS EYES
WITH HIS HANDS.
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YEAH. BUT I WAS PEEKING
THROUGH MY FINGERS.
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I FORGET, JOE,
WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER
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YOU TOOK A HEADER
INTO THE BIRTHDAY CAKE?
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BRIAN, I DIDN'T TAKE A HEADER.
YOU TRIPPED ME.
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JOE, IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED
LIVIN' THAT LIE.
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YOU DROPPED THE CAKE
ON THE LAWN
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AND YOU FELL IN IT.
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MY CAKE WAS TOTALLY COVERED
IN GRASS CLIPPINGS.
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I ATE IT ANYWAY.
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IT WAS THE ONLY ROUGHAGE
I HAD THAT YEAR.
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THOSE MOVIES SOUND LIKE
A LOVELY BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
WHAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
WHEN'S HELEN'S BIRTHDAY?
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IT'S TODAY.
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WHY, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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LOWELL.
LOWELL, DID YOU KNOW THAT
TODAY WAS HELEN'S BIRTHDAY?
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UH, SURE DID.
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO FORGET.
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FALLS ON THE SAME DAY
SIR JOHN SPEKE DISCOVERED
THE SOURCE OF THE NILE.
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NOW, YOU COMIN'
TO THE PARTY?
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PARTY? THERE'S A PARTY?
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UH, SURE WOULD'VE BEEN NICE
IF YOU GUYS HAD TOLD ME
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YOU WERE THROWIN'
A PARTY FOR HER.
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR.
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I BAKE A CAKE.
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WE WAIT IN THE HANGAR,
SHE COMES IN
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AND WE ALL YELL, "SURPRISE."
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AND UNBELIEVABLY,
EVERY YEAR SHE SCREAMS.
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MAYBE HELEN'S
JUST BEING POLITE.
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NO, I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT FAY.
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AH, I HATE THIS.
I'M COMPLETELY UNPREPARED.
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NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOK
FOR A GIFT AT THE LAST MINUTE.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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YOU KNOW, BRIAN,
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO BENEFIT
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FROM MY EXPERIENCE.
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I FOUND THAT IF YOU PANIC
OVER THESE THINGS,
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YOU TEND TO FREEZE UP.
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SO JUST STAY CALM. RELAX.
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AND I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHIN' VERY SPECIAL
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TO GET HELEN
FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, LOWELL.
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SO, UH,
WHAT DID YOU GET HELEN?
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OH, MY GOD!
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FAY, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD TAKE A LOOK
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AT MY HOUSEHOLD BUDGET
FOR ME.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM,
LOWELL?
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I'M, UH, RUNNING OUT OF MONEY
BY THE 3RD DAY OF THE MONTH.
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OH.
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I'D BE HAPPY TO.
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I FIGURED YOU'D BE
THE PERSON TO COME TO,
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SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE
SO DARN GOOD
WITH NUMBERS AND ALL.
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I MEAN, FLIGHT 23, GATE 1.
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FLIGHT 45, GATE 1.
FLIGHT 67, GATE 1.
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HOW YOU KEEP TRACK OF WHICH
FLIGHT GOES TO WHICH GATE,
I'LL NEVER KNOW.
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JOE, JOE, JOE, CHECK OUT
WHAT I GOT FOR HELEN.
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A PORTABLE CASSETTE PLAYER.
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WOW, WHAT'D THAT
SET YOU BACK?
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UH, $65.
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$65?
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BRIAN,
THAT'S WAY OUT OF LINE.
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WE ALWAYS GET HELEN
LITTLE THINGS.
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SO?
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OH, HO-HO, I SEE WHAT
YOU'RE TRYIN' TO DO.
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YOU ONLY GOT HELEN
SOMETHIN' BIG TO GET HER
TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
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[in British accent]
OH, DEAR, YOU'VE SEEN PAST
MY FEEBLE CHARADE.
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YEAH.
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WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
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HELEN IS NOT THE TYPE
TO LOSE HER HEAD
OVER SOME SILLY GIFT.
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[projector whirring]
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COME ON, JOE, DON'T MAKE
SUCH A BIG DEAL OF IT.
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HOW MUCH MONEY
DID YOU SPEND ON HER?
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ABOUT $10.
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[in British accent]
DON'T I FEEL
THE PERFECT FOOL.
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HERE I SPENT ALL THIS MONEY
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AND I'M SURE
SHE'LL LIKE YOUR GIFT
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JUST AS MUCH
AS SHE LIKES MINE.
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HI, JOE.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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I WAS IN TOWN,
I WALKED PAST A STORE,
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I SAW THIS,
HAD HELEN'S NAME
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
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YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
MONSIEUR CHEESE POT.
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YOU SEE, YOU HEAT UP CHEESE
IN THIS THING
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UNTIL IT GETS
ALL SOFT AND GOOEY.
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AND THEN YOU TAKE
THESE LITTLE PIECES OF BREAD
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AND YOU PUT THEM
ON THESE STICKS
AND DIP THEM INTO IT.
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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ASSUMING ANYONE WOULD
EVER WANT TO DO THAT.
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YOU DON'T THINK
HELEN'S GONNA LIKE IT?
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OF COURSE SHE WILL.
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SURE, AFTER A LONG DAY
SLAVING OVER A HOT,
GREASY GRIDDLE,
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THERE'S NOTHING
SHE'D RATHER DO
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THAN SIT DOWN
IN FRONT OF A HOT
BUBBLING CAULDRON OF CHEDDAR.
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COME HERE.
I NEED YOUR FINGER.
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I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
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NO, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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HEY, THIS BOX
LOOKS A LITTLE BIG
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FOR A PORTABLE
CASSETTE PLAYER.
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AH, WELL, I TOOK THAT BACK.
I GOT TO THINKIN', UH,
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IF I'M GOING TO LAUNCH
THE GOOD SHIP HELEN,
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IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA
TO GREASE THE SKIDS A BIT,
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SO I GOT HER
A CORDLESS PHONE.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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YOU WENT OUT AND PURPOSELY
GOT A BETTER GIFT THAN MINE.
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A BETTER GIFT THAN
AN ELECTRIC CHEESE MELTER?
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SURELY YOU JEST.
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RELAX, JOE.
I JUST CHANGED MY MIND.
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BULL.
YOU'RE TRYING TO ONE-UP ME.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME
LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF HELEN.
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JOEY, BABE, YOU SOUND
A LITTLE PARANOID HERE.
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WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE
TO MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY?
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[projector whirring]
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[inaudible]
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
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IF YOU WANT,
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HERE'S SOME PAPER
SO YOU CAN WRAP UP
MONSIEUR CHEESE BREATH.
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POT.
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WHERE YOU GOIN'?
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UH, UH, UH,
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I HAVE TO GET
MY FOOT MEASURED.
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JOE, THIS ISN'T ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR CLEVER FIBS, IS IT?
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NO.
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FAY, HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE
TO PERUSE MY BUDGET YET?
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YES, LOWELL.
I HAVE AND I HAVE
ONE TINY QUESTION.
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FIRE AWAY.
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WHAT'S THIS $112.50
A WEEK FOR TUXEDO RENTAL?
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[plane passing]
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THAT'S FOR TUXEDO RENTAL.
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BUT LOWELL,
WHY ARE YOU PAYING MONEY
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TO A TUXEDO RENTAL SHOP
EVERY WEEK?
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OH, IT WAS
MY UNCLE EVERETT'S
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LAST WISH TO BE BURIED
IN WHITE TIE AND TAILS.
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I THOUGHT
IT WAS MY FAMILIAL DUTY
TO SEE THAT WISH CARRIED OUT.
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SO, YOU'VE BEEN RENTING
A TUXEDO BY THE WEEK?
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WELL, I SEE YOUR POINT.
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YEAH, MONTHLY WOULD HAVE BEEN
THE WAY TO GO ON THAT.
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LOWELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
BUY THE TUXEDO?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW EXPENSIVE
THOSE THINGS ARE?
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HELL AND I GOT A GREAT DEAL
ON THIS ONE.
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NO PANTS.
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I FIGURED
WHY SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY
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IF THEY DON'T OPEN
THE WHOLE CASKET, RIGHT?
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I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN
TO THAT TUXEDO SHOP TODAY
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AND TELL THEM YOU'D LIKE
AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR MONEY
REFUNDED.
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WHAT IF THEY WANT
THE TUXEDO BACK?
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SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY WON'T.
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HACKETT,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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IN TOWN GETTIN' HELEN
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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HMM. WHAT DID YOU GET HER?
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FRENCH PERFUME.
TOUJOURS.
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$150 AN OUNCE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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MMM, VERY CLASSY.
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SHOULD GO REAL WELL WITH THAT
ITALIAN HANDKNIT SWEATER
YOUR BROTHER GOT HER.
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WHAT?
YEAH.
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SAID HE DROPPED $200 ON IT.
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HE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU.
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THEN WHY'D YOU TELL ME?
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I LOVE JERKING
YOU GUYS AROUND.
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ROY, ROY. DID YOU SEE JOE?
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YEAH.
HE WAS JUST SHOWING ME
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SOME RITZY PERFUME
HE BOUGHT HELEN.
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HE WENT BACK INTO TOWN
TO EXCHANGE IT FOR SOMETHING.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
I ACCIDENTALLY LET IT SLIP
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ABOUT THAT SWEATER
YOU'RE GETTING HELEN.
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ROY, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
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I KNOW.
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I HATE MYSELF FOR IT.
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WELL, LOOK, YOU TELL FAY
THAT I GOT TO RUN INTO TOWN.
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OK.
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00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:19,280
ROY, HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN?
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NO, NOT LATELY.
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OH, LIFE IS GOOD.
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HEY, JOE, UH,
MIND IF I LEAVE THIS
IN HERE UNTIL THE PARTY?
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NO. NOT AT ALL.
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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[chuckling]
I'M NOT GONNA
TELL YOU, BRIAN.
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I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A CHANCE TO ONE-UP ME AGAIN.
COME ON.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I GOT.
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW,
SO DON'T TELL ME.
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IT'S A CAPPUCCINO MAKER.
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THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S NICE?
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THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING
TO SAY IS, "THAT'S NICE"?
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YOU GOT HER
SOMETHING BETTER.
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MAYBE I DID.
MAYBE I DIDN'T.
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00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,060
THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE FINDIN' OUT
UNTIL AFTER THE PARTY
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00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,420
BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
TELL YOU.
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JOE, I CALLED THE STORE.
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THAT'S A 3-YEAR WARRANTY
ON THAT C.D. PLAYER.
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00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:17,830
C.D. PLAYER?
YOU GOT HER A C.D. PLAYER?
220
00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,840
YES, YES,
I GOT HER A C.D. PLAYER.
221
00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,840
I GOT HER A GREAT C.D. PLAYER.
222
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,340
A $500 C.D. PLAYER
223
00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,340
WITH EVERY BELL AND WHISTLE
YOU CAN IMAGINE.
224
00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:28,850
SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
DADDY WARBUCKS?
225
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,180
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GOING TO GET SOME RIBBON.
226
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,190
C.D. PLAYER, EH?
227
00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:40,590
I CAN TOP THE C.D. PLAYER.
228
00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:43,960
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN'?
229
00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,460
[exclaiming]
230
00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,460
STOP THAT! OH, JOE.
OK, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
231
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,470
KILL-- KILLIN' ME.
KILLIN' ME.
232
00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,700
HEY, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
BRIAN, LOOK AT US.
233
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:55,100
I'D LIKE TO, JOE,
BUT I'M FACIN'
THE WRONG WAY.
234
00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,110
I--I'M SORRY.
235
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,610
BRIAN, THIS HAS GOTTEN
TOTALLY OUT OF HAND.
236
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,010
YEAH, YOU HAVE A POINT.
237
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,650
THANK YOU.
ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
238
00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:04,910
BRIAN, L-LISTEN.
239
00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:08,920
I KNOW HELEN.
SHE IS NOT IMPRESSED
BY EXTRAVAGANT GIFTS.
240
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,990
THIS IS GOING
TO EMBARRASS HER.
241
00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:13,490
NOT TO MENTION EVERYONE ELSE
WHO GOT HER A SIMPLE GIFT.
242
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,660
YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS
EVERYONE?
243
00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,460
NOT EVERYONE, NO.
244
00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,460
THEN LET'S CALL IT A TRUCE.
WE'LL RETURN THESE
245
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,230
AND GET HER LITTLE GIFTS.
246
00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,670
OK, OK, LITTLE GIFTS.
REALLY?
247
00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:24,570
YES, YES, ABSOLUTELY.
248
00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,570
JUST GOT A LITTLE CRAZY,
THAT'S ALL.
249
00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,070
[sighing]
250
00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,070
AND JOE,
251
00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:32,980
THAT CRACK
ABOUT YOU HAVIN' A POINT
ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
252
00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,640
YEAH?
WEAR A HAT.
253
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:44,090
YEAH, ALL WE NEED NOW
IS A CLEVER EXCUSE
TO GET HELEN IN HERE.
254
00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,090
I'LL HANDLE IT.
255
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,260
HEY, HELEN, COULD YOU
COME HERE FOR A MINUTE?
256
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,260
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT,
UH,
257
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,800
SOMETHING.
258
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,800
JOE HACKETT,
MASTER OF SUBTERFUGE.
259
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,040
[screams]
260
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,510
(all)
SURPRISE.
261
00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:06,010
YOU GUYS, YOU GOT ME AGAIN.
262
00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:08,010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
263
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,010
GREAT, THANK YOU.
264
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:12,010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HELEN.
THANK YOU.
265
00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:15,020
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HELEN.
THIS IS FROM ME.
266
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:18,020
OH, WHY, A ROCK.
267
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,990
WELL, IT'S NOT JUST ANY ROCK.
268
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,990
IT'S A PIECE
OF A WELSH CASTLE.
269
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,490
THE GUY WHO SOLD IT TO ME
TOLD ME
270
00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,830
IT ORIGINALLY BELONGED
TO THE DUKE OF EARL.
271
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,130
WELL, I FIGURED IT WOULD MAKE
A GREAT PAPERWEIGHT.
272
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,400
SO WOULD LOWELL.
273
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:32,470
THANK YOU.
274
00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,470
AND ROY.
275
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,970
[gasps]
A NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS'
COFFEE MUG.
276
00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:40,140
YEAH,
I GOT IT WITH THE FILL UP AT
HENDERSON'S SERVICE STATION.
277
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,140
IF YOU WANT
THE MATCHING THERMOS,
278
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,010
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET
THE LUBE JOB.
279
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,850
OH, FAY.
280
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,850
[gasps]
IT'S A MEDALLION
OF SAINT JUDE.
281
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:53,360
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP YOU
IN YOUR QUEST TO BECOME
A CONCERT CELLIST.
282
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,360
UH, ISN'T SAINT JUDE
THE PATRON SAINT
OF LOST CAUSES?
283
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,860
YES.
284
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,230
NEVER TAKE IT OFF.
285
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,730
WELL, LOOKS LIKE JOE'S
IS THE ONLY PRESENT LEFT.
286
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,240
AND HERE'S ONE THAT LOOKS
PRETTY INTERESTING.
287
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:09,840
OOH.
288
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,740
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELEN.
LOVE, BRIAN."
289
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,710
BRIAN, I THOUGHT
WE AGREED THAT, UH...
290
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,720
[screaming]
A C.D. PLAYER.
291
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,290
[projector whirring]
292
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:40,740
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS,
BRIAN.
293
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,170
I'VE WANTED ONE OF THESE
THINGS FOR MONTHS NOW.
294
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,840
WASN'T THERE A GIFT
FROM JOE HERE SOMEWHERE?
295
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,480
UH, NO, NO.
296
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,980
OH, HERE IT IS.
IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT
297
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,480
OVER BRIAN'S
WONDERFUL GIFT,
298
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,550
IT MUST HAVE GOT
KNOCKED TO THE FLOOR.
OH.
299
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:55,550
GOD, THIS HAS BEEN
SUCH A GREAT BIRTHDAY.
300
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:58,050
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT'S IN HERE.
301
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,690
[screaming]
GOSH, I JUST LOVE IT.
302
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:06,160
IT'S A SEAGULL
ON DRIFTWOOD.
303
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,600
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
304
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,070
WOW, WHEREVER DID YOU
FIND ONE OF THESE?
305
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:15,970
TRY AND TAKE 3 STEPS
ON THIS ISLAND
AND NOT FIND ONE.
306
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,310
SO, UH, YOU LIKE IT?
307
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,680
OH, IT'S REALLY CUTE.
308
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,180
I CAN'T WAIT TO
HEAR THIS THING.
309
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,680
YOU THINK YOU CAN COME OVER
TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT
AND HOOK IT UP?
310
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,120
OH, SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
311
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,120
BRIAN, COULD I SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE?
312
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,820
OH, GEE, JOE,
I'D REALLY LIKE TO, BUT--
OH, NOW'S A GOOD TIME.
313
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:32,820
LET ME GO!
314
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,330
YOU LITTLE PUKE.
315
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,330
WE HAD A DEAL
ABOUT THESE GIFTS.
316
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,860
NOW, LOOK JOE, JOE,
317
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,870
I CAME THIS CLOSE
TO BUYING HER
A GARFIELD MEMO PAD.
318
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:45,870
I COULDN'T DO THAT.
319
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:48,840
HELEN MEANS MORE TO ME
THAN CARTOON CATS.
320
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,840
BESIDES, I GOT A GREAT DEAL
ON THE C.D. PLAYER
321
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840
BECAUSE
YOU JUST RETURNED IT.
322
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,410
WHY, YOU LITTLE--
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
323
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,410
SURE.
324
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:59,420
LISTEN, BRIAN, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE COMIN' OVER TONIGHT,
YOU WANT ME TO COOK US DINNER?
325
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,150
(Brian)
OH, GREAT.
I'LL BRING THE WINE.
326
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,650
OH, TERRIFIC.
YEAH, SAY, WHAT KIND OF WINE
GOES BEST WITH DIGITAL SOUND?
327
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,130
HEY, HACKETT,
YOU GOT SOME GLUE IN HERE?
328
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,130
THE BIRD FELL OFF
THAT PIECE OF WOOD.
329
00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,100
[laughing]
330
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,640
OH, I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS C.D. PLAYER
IS UNBELIEVABLE.
331
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,140
IT'S GOT--
HELEN, COULD I GET A REFILL?
332
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,140
SURE, JOE. IT'S GOT
A 10-DISC CAPABILITY,
333
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:32,150
REMOTE CONTROL, IT'LL PLAY
ANY TRACK AT RANDOM
334
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:34,150
OR IT'LL SKIP THE TRACKS
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.
335
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,750
UH, HELEN?
YEAH, JUST A SECOND, JOE.
336
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,250
THE CLARITY IS
SO UNBELIEVABLE,
337
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,990
YOU WOULD SWEAR
ELLA FITZGERALD WAS SITTING
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
338
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:43,290
MAYBE SHE COULD GET ME
A CUP OF COFFEE.
339
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,230
YEAH, MAYBE.
340
00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,230
OF COURSE,
NOW I'M TOTALLY HOOKED.
341
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,730
I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPLACE
ALL MY RECORDS WITH C.D.s.
342
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,730
IT'S A RACKET,
BUT WHO CARES?
343
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,730
HELEN.
YES.
344
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:54,740
I--I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA FIX THIS.
345
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,740
OH, I TRIED, JOE,
346
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,410
BUT THE GLUE
DISSOLVED THE BIRD'S FEET.
347
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:02,010
HELLO, FAY.
348
00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,850
THINGS WENT GREAT
AT THE TUXEDO SHOP.
349
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:08,220
LOWELL, THEY DIDN'T TALK YOU
INTO RENTING ANOTHER TUXEDO,
DID THEY?
350
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,220
PLEASE, FAY,
DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?
351
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,290
WELL, THEY WOULDN'T
REFUND MY MONEY
352
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:15,290
BUT I GOT THEM TO
GIVE ME A STORE CREDIT.
353
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,300
THINKING ABOUT GOING
WITH A WHITE DINNER JACKET
TOMORROW.
354
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,300
HEY, LOOKING GOOD, LOWELL.
WELL, THANK YOU.
355
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,300
DOIN' SOMETHING A LITTLE
DIFFERENT WITH MY HAIR.
356
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,040
HEY, JOE.
HELLO, THERE.
357
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,040
HEY.
HEY.
358
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,380
I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
359
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,110
HEY, THANKS FOR HOOKIN' UP
MY STEREO SYSTEM.
360
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,110
MY PLEASURE.
BOY, THE SOUNDS COMING OUT
OF THAT BEDROOM LAST NIGHT
361
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,110
WERE UNBELIEVABLE.
362
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:42,120
I KNOW.
THE C.D. SOUNDED GREAT.
363
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,320
OH, THE C.D. THAT, TOO.
364
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,230
I TELL YOU
THAT BROTHER OF YOURS
IS ONE GENEROUS GUY.
365
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,060
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
366
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,800
I MEAN HE'S GENEROUS.
367
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,270
LIKE I'M NOT?
368
00:16:58,270 --> 00:16:59,670
OH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT,
JOE.
369
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,340
I MEAN,
HE BOUGHT ME A C.D. PLAYER.
370
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,270
DO YOU KNOW HOW
EXPENSIVE THOSE THINGS--
OH, C.D. PLAYER, C.D. PLAYER.
371
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,410
I'M GETTIN'
A LITTLE TIRED OF HEARING
ABOUT THIS DAMN C.D. PLAYER.
372
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,740
THERE WERE
A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE
WHO BOUGHT YOU GIFTS.
373
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,150
I DON'T HEAR YOU
RATTLING ON ABOUT THEM.
374
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,520
OK, JOE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
375
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,450
I MEAN, WITH YOU
IT'S-- IT'S C.D. THIS,
C.D. THAT.
376
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:17,950
C.D., C.D., C.D.,
C.D., C.D.--
377
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,820
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
I WON'T MENTION IT AGAIN.
378
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:23,930
IF I NEVER HEAR ANOTHER WORD
ABOUT THAT STUPID C.D. PLAYER,
IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
379
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:30,430
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU
THAT C.D. PLAYER.
380
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,430
COME ON, JOE.
381
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,440
DON'T TRY TO TAKE CREDIT
FOR BRIAN'S GIFT.
382
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,200
I LIKE WHAT YOU GAVE ME.
IT WAS VERY NICE.
383
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,210
OH, DON'T PATRONIZE ME.
IT WAS STUPID.
384
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,710
WELL, IF IT WAS SO STUPID THEN
WHY DID YOU GET IT FOR ME?
385
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,610
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE
IF I KNEW YOU COULD BE BOUGHT.
386
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:43,850
[projector whirring]
387
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,650
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!
388
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,650
I HAVE NEVER TREATED
ANYONE DIFFERENTLY
389
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,150
BECAUSE OF THE GIFT
THEY GAVE ME.
390
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,650
NO DIFFERENT, WHATSOEVER.
391
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:51,650
OF COURSE
IT WAS VERY TOUGH
392
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:54,420
TO RESIST SUCH A FINE PIECE
OF CRAFTSMANSHIP AS YOUR GIFT.
393
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,430
GREAT, SO YOU SAY
YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT.
WELL, GREAT.
394
00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:00,630
NEXT YEAR, I'M NOT
GETTING YOU ANYTHING.
395
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,130
OH, NO,
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
396
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:05,170
YOU CAN'T BE SO CRUEL.
NO MORE DRIFTWOOD?
397
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,670
I HATE YOUR BIRTHDAY.
398
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,670
WELL, THANKS TO YOU,
SO DO I.
399
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,710
[projector whirring]
400
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,260
[knocking on door]
401
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,340
[crickets chirping]
402
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,340
HI.
403
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:44,840
HELLO.
404
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,840
CAN I COME IN?
405
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,810
ALL RIGHT.
406
00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,320
OH,
YOU'RE WATCHIN' HOME MOVIES.
407
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,320
THAT'S WHAT
THE FLICKERING LIGHTS WERE.
408
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,820
ACTUALLY,
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SATANIC RITUAL.
409
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,820
I CAN COME BACK.
I WAS MAKING A JOKE, JOE.
410
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,330
SO WAS I, HELEN.
411
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:09,930
I WAS JUST WATCHIN' SOME MORE
OF MY BIRTHDAY MOVIES.
412
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:11,430
YOUR MOTHER
WAS YANKING BRIAN'S EAR
413
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:12,430
AND READIN' HIM
THE RIOT ACT.
414
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:13,940
HUH. YEAH,
THAT USED TO HAPPEN A LOT.
415
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,440
UNTIL HE WAS 5,
I THOUGHT HIS NAME
WAS "STOP IT, BRIAN."
416
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,080
UH, SOMETHIN'
I WANT TO GIVE YOU.
417
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,580
COME ON, JOE,
418
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,080
HASN'T THIS PRESENT THING
GONE ON LONG ENOUGH?
419
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,920
YOU ALREADY GAVE ME
A BIRTHDAY GIFT.
420
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,220
OH, THIS ISN'T
A BIRTHDAY GIFT.
THIS IS A
421
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:33,560
I'M-SORRY-FOR-BEING-A-SILLY-
STUPID-PIGHEADED-MORONIC-
IDIOT GIFT.
422
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,390
WELL, IN THAT CASE.
423
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:38,930
I WAS HOPING IT WOULD
MAKE UP FOR OUR FIGHT TODAY.
424
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,430
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
425
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,430
IT WAS AS MUCH MY FAULT
AS IT WAS YOURS.
426
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,430
[exclaims]
427
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,870
A CAMEO.
428
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,870
JOE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
429
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,080
DO YOU LIKE IT?
430
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,580
I LOVE IT.
431
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,680
GOOD.
THEN WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN?
432
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,180
WE NEVER STOPPED
BEING FRIENDS.
433
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,020
WE JUST HAD
A LITTLE ARGUMENT.
434
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:11,060
LISTEN, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT,
BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
435
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,330
WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S JEWELRY.
436
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,830
IT'S WAY TOO PERSONAL.
437
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,830
AND, THAT'S DEFINITELY
NOT A FRIENDSHIP GIFT.
438
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,040
WELL, THEN, WHAT--WHAT'S
A FRIENDSHIP GIFT?
439
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:25,010
I DON'T KNOW.
440
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,510
A BOOK.
441
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,950
A PICTURE FRAME.
A FONDUE POT.
442
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,820
WELL,
WHAT ABOUT A C.D. PLAYER?
443
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,450
THAT'S STILL FRIENDSHIP.
444
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:42,160
TOP-OF-THE-LINE FRIENDSHIP
BUT NEVERTHELESS FRIENDSHIP.
445
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,190
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
BRIAN'S GIFT DIDN'T
GET HIM ANYWHERE?
446
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:48,530
OF COURSE IT DID.
GOT HIM RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.
447
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,530
HE MADE
ONE OF HIS SUAVE PASSES
448
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:53,740
THAT I FIND
MOST DIFFICULT TO FEND OFF.
449
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,740
HELEN, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
JUST TAKE IT.
450
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,940
NO, I--I DON'T KNOW, JOE.
451
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,470
IT--IT LOOKS SORT OF
LIKE AN HEIRLOOM.
452
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:01,980
IT'S NOT. TH-THEY
MAKE THEM LOOK THAT WAY.
453
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,480
I PICKED IT UP AT STEDMAN'S.
IT'S NOTHIN'.
454
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,750
IT PRACTICALLY
FELL OUT OF A CRACKERJACK BOX.
455
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,850
REALLY?
456
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,190
TRUST ME. PLEASE.
457
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:12,960
TAKE IT.
458
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,460
OK, JOE.
459
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:19,460
THANK YOU.
460
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,470
WELL, I--I GOT TO RUN.
YEAH.
461
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:26,970
IT'S A FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT
462
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:27,970
AND BRIAN JUST BOUGHT
A BULLHORN.
463
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:30,470
IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
A GOOD COMBINATION.
464
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,710
GOOD NIGHT.
465
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,510
THANKS AGAIN.
466
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,510
YEAH, SURE.
467
00:21:51,790 --> 00:21:53,400
[projector whirring]
468
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,400
[inaudible]
469
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,990
YOU LITTLE SON OF A GUN.
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