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[seagulls cawing]
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE.
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WE'RE NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO GET
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THAT NEW NOSE WHEEL STRUT
TILL WEDNESDAY.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL
ALL OF TOMORROW'S FLIGHTS.
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YES!
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YOU THINK SHUTTING DOWN
IS GOOD NEWS, BRIAN?
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NO, I JUST MANAGED TO REALIGN
MY SHORTS WITH NO HANDS.
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PRAY TELL, WHAT'S THIS?
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[enunciating like a toddler]
HAS THE POOR LITTLE
SANDPIPER HURT HIS WING
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AND CAN'T FLY ANYMORE? OH.
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YEAH, LOOK, ROY,
WE'RE GONNA TRY
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TO RESCHEDULE OUR PASSENGERS
ON SOME OF YOUR FLIGHTS.
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[laughing]
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AND WHAT'S THAT?
AH. OH.
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THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE HAPPY
AEROMASS CASH REGISTER.
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KA-CHING, KA-CHING,
KA-CHING.
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GOD,
I MUST LIVE RIGHT.
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HEY, JOE,
ANY LUCK FINDING THAT PART?
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I'M AFRAID NOT.
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YES!
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WHY DOES EVERYONE
SEEM TO BE THRILLED
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AT MY TEETERING
ON THE VERGE OF BANKRUPTCY?
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BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING
FISHING ON LOWELL'S BOAT.
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YES, WE SORT OF
MADE CONTINGENCY PLANS
IN CASE YOU WERE GROUNDED.
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YOU EXPECT ME
TO CLOSE UP COMPLETELY?
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NO, WE'LL PUT
THE PHONE MACHINE ON.
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COME ON, JOE, PLAY HOOKY.
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AND WHAT ABOUT LOWELL?
HAVE YOU CLEARED IT WITH HIM?
YES, THIS MORNING.
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OH, THEN, YOU HAVEN'T
SPOKEN WITH HIM LATELY.
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HE'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW,
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BUSTING HIS BUTT
TRYING TO REPAIR
THAT OLD STRUT.
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HE TOLD ME HE WON'T REST
UNTIL IT'S FIXED.
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BELIEVE ME, FISHING
IS THE LAST THING ON HIS MIND.
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UH, SOMEBODY GIVE ME
A HAND OVER HERE.
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I WAS PRACTICING
CASTING AND I--
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LOWELL, LOWELL, PLEASE,
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UH, I THINK WE CAN
PIECE TOGETHER THE REST
OF THIS PERPLEXING MYSTERY.
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WHAT ABOUT THAT STRUT,
LOWELL?
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YEAH, A NOSE WHEEL STRUT
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IS A VERY TRICKY
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT, JOE.
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YEAH, YOU SAID THAT
AN HOUR AGO.
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I DON'T THINK I SAID "VERY."
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SORRY, JOE,
THAT SUCKER'S SHOT.
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WELL, I GUESS
THE ONLY QUESTION LEFT IS, UH,
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[all cheering]
WHAT DO WE USE FOR BAIT?
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[all cheering]
YES! YES! YES!
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WHAT'S ALL THAT SHOUTIN'
ABOUT?
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WHO'S SHOUTING?
UH, NOTHING, ROY.
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WE'RE JUST EXCITED
ABOUT GOING FISHING.
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OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN
FISHIN' IN MONTHS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME WITH US?
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WITH YOU PEOPLE? HA.
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NOT ON A BET.
I TAKE MY FISHIN' SERIOUSLY.
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[Helen whistles]
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[exclaiming]
WAS THAT CLOSE?
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(Helen)
WOW.
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FAY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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ROY ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING.
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THE--THE--THE V.F.W. PICNIC,
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YOUR NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
IS THAT HE'S NOT COMING
THIS TIME.
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SO, WHY DON'T WE MEET HERE
IN THE MORNING?
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I'LL MAKE US SOME COFFEE
AND WE'LL TAKE THE JEEP
DOWN TO THE MARINA.
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UH, WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO PUT TOGETHER
A LITTLE PICNIC LUNCH?
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OH, FAY,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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DON'T GO TO
TOO MUCH TROUBLE, JUST,
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YOU KNOW,
MAKE SOME SANDWICHES.
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YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE SOMETHING?
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I--I--I WAS JUST GONNA
PICK UP SOME SALADS
AT THE DELI.
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OH, OK, GREAT.
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NO, I'LL MAKE SANDWICHES.
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OK, WHATEVER.
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SHE WANTS ME
TO MAKE SOMETHING.
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WHY DOESN'T
SHE MAKE SOMETHING?
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SHE'S THE ONE
WHO'S UP TO HER ANKLES
IN COLD CUTS ALL DAY.
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UH, TURKEY,
OR HAM AND SWISS?
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UH, HAM AND SWISS.
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SURE,
PICK THE COMPLICATED ONE.
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(Helen)
MORNING, BRIAN.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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BRIAN!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
COME ON, YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP.
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ALL RIGHT.
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STOP RIGHT THERE.
BRIAN!
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QUIT IT!
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I MEAN IT.
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[banging]
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HONESTLY, BRIAN,
YOU ARE SUCH A CHILD.
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MORNING, MOM.
TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL YET?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M UP BEFORE WILLARD SCOTT.
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GOOD MORNING.
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MORNING, FAY.
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OH, FAY, YOU LOOK WIPED.
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WHY WOULDN'T I? I WAS UP
HALF THE NIGHT COOKING.
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[exclaiming]
OH, FAY,
THIS LOOKS WONDERFUL.
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OH, HELEN, I'M SO SORRY
FOR ALL THOSE AWFUL THINGS
I SAID TO YOU.
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WHAT AWFUL THINGS?
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I WAS TALKING TO...
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NEVER MIND.
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MORNING.
HEY.
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NICE DUDS, JOE.
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AH, SAY, OLD BEAN,
GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE CAR.
I LEFT THE SUNSCREEN IN THERE.
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THIS ONE.
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FORGET IT.
I'D RATHER BURN
THAN WATCH THIS.
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WE BETTER GET GOIN',
LOWELL'S WAITING.
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HEY, HELEN,
IT'S GONNA BE HOT TODAY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR SHORTS?
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I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO SHAVE MY LEGS.
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OH, WHOA! CHECK, PLEASE.
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REALLY, COULDN'T YOU HAVE
MADE SOMETHING UP?
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OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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MORNIN', ALL.
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ROY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU DEBUTANTS NEEDED
A REAL FISHERMAN ALONG.
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YOU DID INVITE ME,
DIDN'T YOU?
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YEAH, WE SURE DID.
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WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP DOING THAT?
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WELL, SHOULD WE ALL GET GOING?
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NOW, I HOPE YOU GUYS
LIKE SLIM WHITMAN.
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I'VE GOT 75
OF HIS GREATEST HITS.
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NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES,
YOU KNOW.
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WHY--WHY DID HE
HAVE TO SHOW UP?
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FORGET ABOUT HIM.
WE'LL HAVE FUN ANYWAY.
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HEY, AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT FISHY SMELL
GETTIN' ON YOU.
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I BROUGHT PLENTY
OF LEMON WEDGES
AND PAPER TOWELS
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TO WIPE OUR HANDS ON.
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WHY DID I HAVE TO SHOW UP?
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[laughing]
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(Roy)
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU BOZOS FELL FOR THAT.
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YOU YELLED,
"FIRE, FIRE! ABANDON SHIP."
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WHAT WERE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
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YOU DID WHAT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO DO.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY ARE
A FUN LITTLE GROUP.
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OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE SORE.
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AFTER ALL, YOU GOT ME BACK
WHEN YOU SAID
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THERE WAS
ANOTHER SAUSAGE ROLL,
BUT THERE REALLY WASN'T.
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LOOK, FRIDAY NIGHT AT HELEN'S.
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TRIVIAL PURSUIT, RIGHT?
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I'M GOOD AT THAT GAME,
SO WATCH OUT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW DID HE KNOW?
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WHAT?
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[shivering]
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FAY, YOU INVITED ROY
FOR FRIDAY NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU?
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GIVE ME 10 MINUTES WITH HIM,
LIEUTENANT.
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I'LL GET IT OUT OF HER.
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I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED SOME--
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OH, FAY.
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WHEN DID YOU TELL HIM?
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WHEN WE WERE BOBBING
UP AND DOWN IN THE WATER?
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NO. BEFORE THAT,
MISS SARCASTIC PANTS.
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YOU KNOW,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO PLAN
A TRIVIAL PURSUIT NIGHT
FOR AGES.
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AND NOW ROY IS
HORNIN' IN ON IT.
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UH, UH, NO WAY IS HE COMIN'!
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HE HAS TO COME.
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HE'S MAKING
HIS FAMOUS PASTA SALAD.
AW.
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IT'S REALLY QUITE GOOD.
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NO KIDDING? DOES HE USE
FRESH OR DRIED PASTA?
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FRESH TORTELLINI STUFFED
WITH BASIL AND CHEESE.
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MMM. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
I HEAR HE MAKES
HIS OWN MAYONNAISE.
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REALLY? YOU KNOW,
I TRIED THAT ONCE.
YEAH--
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'T--
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CAN WE EXCHANGE
RECIPES LATER, PLEASE?
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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT ROY HERE.
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YEAH, BRIAN'S RIGHT.
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FAY, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO UNINVITE HIM.
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NO, I CAN'T.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME.
I'M TERRIBLE AT THAT.
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I DON'T WANT TO HURT
ANYONE'S FEELINGS.
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NO, I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T.
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I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
NO, NO WAY. UH-UH.
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[door closing]
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FINE. I'LL DO IT.
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UH, HELEN, COULD YOU ASK ROY
TO COME IN HERE, PLEASE?
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BRIAN, FREEZE.
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I DIDN'T MOVE.
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YEAH, BUT YOU WERE
THINKIN' ABOUT IT.
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I JUST WANT YOU IN HERE
TO BACK ME UP.
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JUST GO ALONG WITH
WHATEVER I SAY, ALL RIGHT?
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[knock on door]
YEAH, COME IN.
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HI.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
HACKETT?
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UH, COME ON IN.
IT'S ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT.
OH.
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UH, LISTEN, WE'RE REALLY ONLY
DOING THIS FOR FAY'S BENEFIT.
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IT'S PROBABLY
GONNA BE A DRAG.
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SO, UM,
I'M GONNA DO YOU A FAVOR
AND LET YOU OFF THE HOOK.
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YOU DON'T REALLY
HAVE TO COME.
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THIS ISN'T ABOUT FAY,
IS IT?
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YOU JUST DON'T
WANT ME THERE, DO YOU?
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BASICALLY, NO.
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[blubbering]
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ROY...
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I THINK WE UNDERESTIMATED
HIS SENSITIVITY LEVEL.
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WHO KNEW HE HAD ONE?
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[Roy blubbering]
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DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
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15 MINUTES AND COUNTING.
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POOR ROY.
HE'S PROBABLY EMBARRASSED
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BECAUSE HE LET HIS EMOTIONS
GET THE BETTER OF HIM.
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WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
WE WOULD LAUGH OR MAKE
FUN OF HIM OR ANYTHING.
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[Roy blubbering]
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[all laughing]
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COME ON! COME ON.
WE CAN'T DO THIS.
THAT'S ALL.
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[Roy blubbering]
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NOW.
SERIOUSLY.
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00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,960
MAYBE WE SHOULD RE-INVITE
ROY FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.
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00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,960
AH, WHAT THE HELL?
WHY NOT?
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OK.
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[sniffling]
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YOU PEOPLE MUST
REALLY THINK I'M PITIFUL.
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WHY WOULD WE THINK THAT?
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LISTEN, ROY, MAYBE WE WERE
A LITTLE HASTY BEFORE.
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WE'D REALLY LIKE
TO HAVE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT.
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OH, HACKETT,
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
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NO, ROY.
WE WOULD REALLY LIKE
FOR YOU TO BE THERE.
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REALLY WOULD.
ALL OF YOU?
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YES.
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WELL, IN THAT CASE,
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KISS OFF.
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I DON'T NEED YOU.
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I DON'T NEED
THE KIND OF PEOPLE
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WHO WOULD TURN
THEIR BACKS ON A MAN
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WHO WAS OBVIOUSLY LONELY,
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AND WANTING
OF A LITTLE FRIENDSHIP.
223
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,370
GRANTED,
WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER
224
00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,700
IN THIS AIRPORT
BECAUSE OF OUR JOBS,
225
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,510
BUT BEYOND THAT,
BEYOND THESE WALLS,
226
00:10:57,510 --> 00:11:00,410
YOU PEOPLE ARE DEAD
IN MY EYES.
227
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,350
DO YOU THINK
IF WE ASK HIM NICELY
228
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,850
HE'LL STILL MAKE
THE PASTA SALAD?
229
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,000
[tapping]
230
00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,340
OH, HI, ROY.
231
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,040
HEY, HACKETT.
232
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,740
UH, SHINING HER UP, HUH?
YEAH.
233
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,280
YOU GO AHEAD.
DON'T LET ME STOP YOU.
234
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,280
YOU KNOW, WATCHING YOU
DO THAT TAKES ME BACK A BIT.
235
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,290
I--I USED TO DO THE SAME THING
WHEN I GOT MY FIRST PLANE.
236
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,290
NO KIDDING?
237
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,290
IT WAS AN OLD
DEHAVILLAND TWIN OTTER
238
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,290
I GOT FROM SOME GUY
IN DELAWARE.
239
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,300
YEAH,
SHE WASN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT,
240
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:57,800
BUT THERE WAS SOMETHIN'
ABOUT HER THAT...
I DON'T KNOW.
241
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,300
SHE WAS SPECIAL.
242
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,710
GOD, I LOVED THAT PLANE.
243
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:06,540
YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER?
244
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,880
I TORCHED IT AND MADE
A BUNDLE ON INSURANCE.
245
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,550
[sighing]
WELL,
246
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:17,650
I GUESS
I--I BETTER BE GETTIN' BACK.
247
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,160
[keys jingling]
248
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,600
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT, ROY?
249
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,100
NO. NO.
250
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,600
YEAH.
251
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,440
HOW DO YOU DO IT, HACKETT?
252
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,640
DO WHAT?
253
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,040
I MEAN, WE BOTH RUN
COMMUTER AIRLINES
ON THIS ISLAND.
254
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,280
BUSINESS-WISE, YOU MIGHT SAY
WE'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL.
255
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,750
YEAH, EXCEPT,
AS YOU ALWAYS REMIND ME,
I HAVE 1 PLANE AND YOU HAVE 6.
256
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,750
AND I'M ABOUT TO BUY A 7TH.
I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE,
ALL RIGHT.
257
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:50,520
WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS,
BUSINESS-WISE WE'RE THE SAME.
258
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,020
BUT--BUT PERSONAL-WISE...
259
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:57,530
YOU KNOW, UM, YOU KNOW,
SOCIAL, SOCIAL-WISE,
260
00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,760
I CAN'T COMPETE.
261
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,900
ROY, UH--
PEOPLE LIKE YOU, HACKETT.
262
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:05,900
NOT JUST IN THIS AIRPORT,
BUT ALL OVER THE ISLAND.
263
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:10,410
HELL, EVEN I LIKE YOU
AND I CAN'T STAND YOU.
264
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:13,410
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
HOW DO YOU MAKE PEOPLE
LIKE YOU?
265
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:14,410
[plane engine whirring]
266
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,410
[sighing]
267
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,480
YOU CAN'T MAKE
PEOPLE LIKE YOU, ROY.
268
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,480
UH, I GUESS IF PEOPLE LIKE ME,
MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE, UH,
269
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,790
I TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY
I'D LIKE TO BE TREATED.
270
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:28,060
OH, NO, NOT THAT
GOLDEN RULE CRAP AGAIN.
271
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:30,490
WELL, MAYBE IT'S CORNY,
BUT IT WORKS.
272
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,460
AND I GUESS IT HELPS
THAT I LIKE PEOPLE.
273
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,960
I LIKE PEOPLE.
274
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,970
WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE BOZOS
AND THE WEIRDOS
275
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:39,300
AND THE INCOMPETENT
JERKS LIKE...
276
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,540
OK. OK. OK.
277
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,910
WHAT DO YOU DO
IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE?
278
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:45,710
[chuckling]
279
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,710
THERE'S NO
BIG SECRET TO IT, ROY.
280
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,210
LISTEN, A MINUTE AGO
281
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,150
YOU SAID THAT
YOU WERE TRYING TO BE NICE.
282
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,510
WELL, DON'T TRY TO BE NICE.
283
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,720
BE NICE.
PEOPLE WILL RESPOND IN KIND.
284
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,090
THEY WILL?
285
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,560
BELIEVE ME, THEY WILL.
286
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,560
EVEN CERTAIN PEOPLE
ON A CERTAIN FRIDAY NIGHT?
287
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,660
WE'D LOVE IT
IF YOU'D JOIN US, ROY.
288
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,070
REALLY.
289
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,700
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO ATTEND.
290
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,710
OH, HEY, ROY--
291
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:20,210
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL BRING THE PASTA SALAD.
I'M NOT STUPID.
292
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,510
GREAT.
293
00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:23,880
OH, AND THANKS, HACK--
294
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:27,750
THANKS, JOE.
295
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,020
SURE, ROY.
296
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,520
[laughing nervously]
297
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,930
I'M TELLIN' YOU,
298
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,430
IF YOU GUYS COULD HAVE
SEEN ROY IN THE HANGAR
THE OTHER DAY,
299
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,500
HE WAS LIKE A LITTLE BOY.
300
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,940
DID HE STILL HAVE
THE MUSTACHE?
301
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:51,310
OK, JOE,
IF HE'S NICE TO US,
302
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,810
WE'LL BE NICE TO HIM.
EVERYBODY AGREE?
303
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:53,810
(Fay)
I AGREE.
304
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,180
I SAY WE PANTS HIM
AND ROLL HIM OFF THE PIER.
305
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,180
[knock on door]
306
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,180
HI, ROY.
307
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,190
(Joe)
HI, ROY, COME ON IN.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
308
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,750
HELLO, GOOD PEOPLE.
309
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,820
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT THAT
IN THE FRIDGE FOR YOU?
310
00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,330
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, HELEN.
OH, LET ME-- LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU WANNA SERVE IT.
311
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:13,330
I LIKE TO TOSS IN
THE FRESH DILL
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
312
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,330
BOY, YOU REALLY ARE
A GOURMET COOK, HUH, ROY?
313
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,830
OH, YES, I ENJOY COOKING.
314
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,330
IT PROVIDES ME
WITH A CREATIVE OUTLET.
315
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,340
AH, THAT'S NOT
THE ONLY OUTLET
IT PROVIDES YOU WITH.
316
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:21,840
[laughing]
317
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,840
[laughing]
318
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,640
THAT'S DELIGHTFUL, BRIAN.
319
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,910
WELL, SHALL WE
BEGIN THE GAME?
320
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,910
YEAH, OK,
BEFORE WE START,
321
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,410
UH, WE GOT TO CHOOSE TEAMS.
322
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,920
NOW FIRST, WE EACH TAKE
A SCORING WEDGE OR "PIE,"
323
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,790
AS THEY'RE SOMETIMES CALLED.
324
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:39,790
THEN WE HOLD OUT
OUR HANDS CONTAINING
THE SCORING WEDGE OR "PIE,"
325
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,220
AND WHEN I SAY "NOW,"
326
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,230
WE OPEN OUR HANDS
SAYING "DECLARE" AS WE DO.
327
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,660
THE MATCHING COLORS
ARE TEAMS, OK?
328
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,030
ALL RIGHT.
329
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:49,030
DO WE ACTUALLY SAY
"DECLARE" OR DO WE
JUST HOLD OUT OUR HANDS?
330
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,030
NO, WE SAY IT.
OH, THAT IS STUPID.
WHY?
331
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,540
'CAUSE THAT'S
THE WAY YOU DO IT.
332
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,040
OK, READY?
333
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,540
NOW.
334
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:57,910
(all)
DECLARE.
335
00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,210
AW, IT WAS EVEN STUPIDER
THAN I THOUGHT.
336
00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,510
OK, TEAMS ARE:
HELEN AND ME,
337
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,780
BRIAN AND FAY,
ROY AND LOWELL.
338
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,490
[chuckling]
339
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:16,190
ROLL TO SEE
WHO GOES FIRST. 2.
340
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,700
ONE.
GO.
341
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,300
6, ALL RIGHT.
WE ARE FIRST.
342
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,800
CAN I BE CAPTAIN, ROY?
343
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,300
MY KIDS NEVER LET ME.
344
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,310
NOT ON YOUR--
UH, SURE. WHY NOT?
345
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,310
[clicking tongue]
HEY, CAPTAIN, HUH?
346
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,840
3.
347
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,280
ENTERTAINMENT.
THIS IS MY BEST CATEGORY.
348
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,780
OK, READY?
349
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,880
"WHAT LOVABLE REDHEAD
AND HER REAL-LIFE
CUBAN HUSBAND
350
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,950
STARRED IN THEIR
OWN TELEVISION SERIES
IN THE '50s?"
351
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,950
[imitating buzzer]
ANN-MARGRET.
352
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,020
LUCILLE BALL.
353
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,030
OK, LOWELL.
OK, OK, LOWELL.
354
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:53,030
THAT WAS A--
THAT WAS A GOOD TRY.
355
00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:58,030
THEY'RE BOTH REDHEADS.
BUT, UH, LET'S CONFER
BEFORE ANSWERING, HUH?
356
00:16:58,030 --> 00:16:59,540
[chuckling]
WE'RE PARTNERS.
357
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,040
RIGHT, PARTNER.
PARTNERS WHO DON'T TOUCH.
358
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,040
"WHAT HAPPENED AT 16 MINUTES
AND 11 SECONDS PAST 5:00 P.M.
359
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,540
"EASTERN STANDARD TIME
ON THURSDAY,
360
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,510
NOVEMBER 9, 1965?"
361
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:12,920
JOE VACUUMED SOMETHING.
362
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,750
I HAVE NO IDEA.
ME, EITHER.
363
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,090
THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.
364
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:19,820
[all exclaiming]
365
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,690
THE BLACKOUT.
366
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,420
I WAS IN QUIGLEY'S MARKET.
367
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,430
I WAS WATCHIN' T.V.
368
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,460
YEAH, I WAS IN THE GARAGE.
GOD, THE STORIES.
369
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,800
ALL RIGHT.
370
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,570
LOWELL,
THIS IS A PIE QUESTION,
SO PAY ATTENTION, HUH?
371
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,940
"WHAT DOES
SIMON WIESENTHAL HUNT?"
372
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,440
ANN-MARGRET.
373
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,270
[imitating buzzer]
374
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,210
DARN.
375
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,840
FUGITIVE NAZIS.
376
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,850
SIMON WIESENTHAL
HUNTS ANN-MARGRET?
377
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,750
WELL, I THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE
ONE OF THOSE CRAZED FANS, ROY.
378
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,690
CRAZED?
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU CRAZED--
379
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:54,190
ROY, TAKE IT EASY.
ROY, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO HAVE A NICE EVENING.
380
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,520
YOU'RE RIGHT, JOE.
381
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:57,830
I'M SORRY, LOWELL.
I'M SORRY.
382
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,330
[Joe imitating clock ticking]
383
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,330
MUST YOU DO THAT?
384
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,400
IT IS KIND OF ANNOYING, JOE.
385
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,340
DON'T LET THE CLOCK
RUN OUT ON YOU.
386
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,270
(Joe)
DING! SORRY.
387
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,110
THE ANSWER IS "SMELL."
388
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,410
I FORGOT THE QUESTION.
389
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,110
WHAT SENSE IS
CLOSELY LINKED TO MEMORY?
390
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:19,050
OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
MY NOSE IS STUFFED UP.
I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING.
391
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,250
SCIENCE AND NATURE.
392
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:30,260
"WHO IS THE LARGEST USER
OF SILVER IN THE WORLD?"
393
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,760
[imitating buzzer]
ANN-MARGRET.
394
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,260
(Joe)
THE KODAK CORPORATION.
395
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,770
LOWELL, ARE YOU NUTS?
396
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,740
ANN-MARGRET,
THE LARGEST USER
OF SILVER IN THE WORLD?
397
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,240
HAVE YOU SEEN HER VEGAS ACT,
ROY?
398
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,240
THAT GAL'S GOT SOME JEWELRY.
399
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,010
[growling]
400
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,510
JOE,
COULDN'T YOU JUST SAY,
401
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,020
"IS THAT YOUR OFFICIAL
ANSWER?"
402
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,980
BEFORE YOU SAY
RIGHT OR WRONG, HUH?
403
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,290
YEAH, SURE.
IS THIS YOUR OFFICIAL ANSWER?
404
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,790
[imitating buzzer]
YES.
405
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,220
KODAK CORPORATION.
406
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,360
YOU JUST LOST
THE CAPTAINCY, PAL.
407
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,960
(Roy)
DON'T SAY A WORD,
DON'T MAKE A SOUND,
408
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,760
DON'T MOVE,
DON'T EVEN BREATHE.
409
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:13,640
ALL RIGHT. HIT IT.
410
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:18,270
"WHO WAS THE BLACK WOMAN
WHO ON DECEMBER 1, 1955
411
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,780
"REFUSED TO GIVE UP HER SEAT
412
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,780
ON A MONTGOMERY BUS
TO A WHITE MAN?"
413
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:27,280
[Joe imitating clock ticking]
UM, IT WAS...
NO, NO, NO, NO.
414
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,150
UM...
415
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,450
[babbling]
416
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:36,460
NO, NO WAY,
I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT.
FORGET IT, NO.
417
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,530
UM...
418
00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,890
UM...
419
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,900
MAYBE IT DOESN'T HAVE
MUCH OF A CHANCE, ROY,
420
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,400
BUT IT SEEMS TO ME
IF WE DON'T SAY SOMETHING,
421
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,900
WE DON'T HAVE
ANY CHANCE AT ALL.
422
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,400
BUT I DEFER TO MY CAPTAIN.
423
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,410
UH, UM...
424
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,210
ANN-MARGRET.
425
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,710
[imitating buzzer]
426
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,680
ROSA PARKS.
427
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,680
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
LOWELL,
428
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,750
WHY DO YOU THINK ANN-MARGRET'S
THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING?
429
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,290
I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE
AND TRUST ME,
430
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,290
ANN-MARGRET IS THE ANSWER
TO ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS.
431
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:13,630
THAT'S IT.
432
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,800
THAT DID IT.
433
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,730
FAY, I'M ON YOUR TEAM.
434
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,640
BRIAN, SAY HELLO
TO YOUR NEW PARTNER.
435
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,140
BUT I WAS WINNIN'.
436
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,640
LIFE'S HARD. SUCK IT UP.
437
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:27,380
WELL, WELL, FAY,
I BELIEVE IT'S OUR TURN.
AH-HA.
438
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,880
ENTERTAINMENT.
THERE WE GO, FAY.
439
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,410
(Joe)
READY?
YEAH.
440
00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:34,420
"WHAT ACTRESS
MARRIED TO ROGER SMITH
441
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:40,660
SANG THE TITLE SONG
IN THE FILM BYE BYE BIRDIE?"
442
00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:47,200
[sighing]
443
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,800
BOY, THESE QUESTIONS
ARE TOUGH.
444
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,940
I THINK IT WAS ANN-MARGRET.
445
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,940
NO, NO, NO, NO,
DON'T SAY THAT, FAY.
IT CAN'T BE.
446
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,440
BUT--BUT--BUT--
NO, FAY, FAY,
447
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,950
I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT.
I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER
"ANN-MARGRET."
448
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,950
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S RIGHT OR WRONG.
DO YOU HEAR ME, FAY?
449
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:07,450
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IDA LUPINO.
450
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,690
IS THAT YOUR OFFICIAL ANSWER?
YEAH, YEAH.
451
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,790
[imitating buzzer]
452
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:14,720
ANN-MARGRET!
453
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,090
[muttering]
454
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,900
I TRIED, HACKETT.
I REALLY DID.
455
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,900
BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT LOWELL
BEING MY PARTNER.
456
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,400
NO ONE COULD HAVE TAKEN THAT.
457
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,140
NO ONE ON THIS EARTH.
NO OFFENSE, LOWELL.
458
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,540
NONE TAKEN, ROY.
459
00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:36,780
LET'S JUST GO BACK
TO THE WAY THINGS WERE,
SHALL WE?
460
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:39,080
I'LL TREAT YOU THE WAY
I'VE ALWAYS TREATED YOU
461
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,080
AND YOU TREAT ME THE WAY
YOU'VE ALWAYS TREATED ME.
462
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,320
I THINK THAT'S THE WAY
IT'LL--IT'LL WORK
BEST FOR US.
463
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,290
BYE, ROY.
464
00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:47,790
[muttering]
465
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,860
HE REALLY DID TRY TO BE NICE.
466
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:55,330
YEAH, HE DID.
467
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,730
MAYBE ONE OF US
SHOULD GO GET HIM.
468
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,730
FORGET IT, I WON'T.
NOT ME. I WON'T.
469
00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:00,070
I REALLY CAN'T.
470
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,570
OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
I KNOW HOW WE
CAN DECIDE WHO GOES.
471
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,270
WE'LL EACH TAKE
A SCORING WEDGE OR "PIE"--
472
00:22:04,270 --> 00:22:06,040
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I CAN'T SIT THROUGH
THAT AGAIN.
473
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,810
I'LL DO IT.
474
00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:10,610
I FORGOT MY PASTA BOWL.
475
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:13,880
OH, BY THE WAY,
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SUNDAY
AT JOE'S BARBECUE.
476
00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:21,990
(Fay)
HE'S MAKING CORN BREAD.
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