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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:17,058 Disco? Dead. Don't do that. Never that ever again. 2 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:22,021 The '80s are about fluidity. It's all about being loose and the flow. 3 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,568 All right. This is what I want you to do. 4 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,819 Learning to dance. 5 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,448 Super easy. Yeah? 6 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:36,495 It's all about being in your body. Yeah? 7 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,248 What is that? 8 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:43,919 It's Belinda Carlisle's trademark move. I saw her do it at The Roxy. 9 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,589 Come on. Uh? 10 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,216 Come on. Get up, get up. Let's do it. 11 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,760 Try it. Try it in the mirror. 12 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,430 Hmm. Up. 13 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,225 Yeah. 14 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,730 I don't know. I don't... I don't wanna do that. 15 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,527 It's kind of gay, don't you think? 16 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,658 You know what? You know what's gonna work for you? 17 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,577 -Pocket dancing. -Pocket dancing? 18 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,581 All you need is an oversized jacket. 19 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,667 And then you can be that guy, you know? 20 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,922 It's the life raft for the uncoordinated man. 21 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:34,844 Who can accuse you of being stiff when the whole point is to be stiff? 22 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,971 Look, I don't wanna do this! 23 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:42,769 I don't wanna go on some stupid dance show and embarrass myself on television. 24 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:50,193 The entire situation is ludicrous, but we don't really have a choice, do we? 25 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,196 Mr. Schaffer set the whole thing up. 26 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,577 You're just gonna have to find a dance style that works for you. 27 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,246 He's a really good dancer, man. 28 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,416 -Who is? -Robert. 29 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:08,503 You saw him. Even when he's losing his mind, he's got moves. 30 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,965 Susan's gonna wish she was dancing with him instead of me. 31 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,926 And that will be the beginning of the end. 32 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,261 Susan loves you, Thom. 33 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,222 Yeah, and my dad loved my mom. 34 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,392 Until he left her for somebody better. 35 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,104 Robert isn't any better than you. 36 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,442 In fact, we don't even know who Robert really is. 37 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,610 He's sophisticated. 38 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:36,947 He knows about sailboats and garnishes and "Prowst." 39 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:41,327 It's… Proust, but I understand why someone would say "Prowst." 40 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,829 I think he's gonna hurt her. 41 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,624 I feel it. 42 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,585 I can't let that happen. 43 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:53,297 I'd do anything for her. To keep her safe, to keep her with me. 44 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,841 -I'd... -You'd kill for her. 45 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,302 I would. 46 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,859 I'm worried about you, Thom. 47 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:20,409 Ever since the other night at the party with the crazy cult guy… 48 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,663 you've been acting strange. 49 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,001 What are you trying to say, Bret? 50 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,296 I don't know. 51 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:39,094 I just feel like there's something going on that I don't know about. 52 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,433 Help me understand. 53 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,185 Hmm? 54 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,271 You can let me in. 55 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,398 I'm a friend. 56 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,193 I know. 57 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,198 I'm just stressed about the dance-off. That's it. 58 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,702 Okay. All right. 59 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,248 Let's try something else. 60 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,126 Um… Okay. I think… 61 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,506 …this is gonna be a little more your speed. 62 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,217 Super simple. Robot. 63 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,930 She's so romantic. I don't think you can pull it off. 64 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,599 I mean, it's slutty, but it's good. 65 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,809 You can do that. 66 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,854 Ah. Pearls, pearls. 67 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,776 I mean, hair and fur. What else do you want? 68 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,862 I don't know, Steven. 69 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,280 I need to stand out. 70 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,949 I… want drama. 71 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,119 Trust me. Pastels are where the '80s are headed. 72 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,414 But… …you don't want someone with vision styling you for the show, 73 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,374 then you can just walk yourself into a Sears 74 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,710 and tell those pug dogs at the counter to hose you down 75 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,378 with all the brown corduroy they've got. 76 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,676 Here. This is it. 77 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:07,848 Claude Montana. Headpiece, shoulders, waist, peplum, harem. Perfect. 78 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:08,892 No. 79 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,312 No. 80 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:34,750 Steven, what is Cha Cha doing in your purse? 81 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:38,087 -To remind you what's at stake. -That is my Dance Off! competition. 82 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:41,048 I am aware of that. And she has style, which you don't. 83 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,424 And you need to get a heap of it. 84 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,928 She's trash. She's poor. 85 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,014 Compare, then flair. 86 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:52,977 Okay, seriously? 87 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:56,105 Debbie, you can't just do coke out in the open at Hamburger Hamlet. 88 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,274 Oh, what's the big deal? Everybody's doing it. 89 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,734 It's practically a vitamin. 90 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,654 By the way, Steven… 91 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,032 I'm low. 92 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,996 What does it mean that my life has become hours of laminating at Kinko's 93 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:15,457 and weekly expeditions down to Pico to buy blow 94 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:18,586 for a commandeering little girl? 95 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,797 I surely deserve better. 96 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,219 I want half a gram. 97 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,305 -Fine. -Fine. 98 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,855 Scoot. Scoot. 99 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,491 Wedge salad, hold the dressing. 100 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,827 And a loaded Reuben with thick-cut fries. 101 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,288 -Thank you. -Enjoy. 102 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,626 I don't know how you stay so thin. 103 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,504 You look terrific, Debbie. Just try and be happy with yourself. 104 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,590 I will be happy once I win Dance Off! 105 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,759 And everyone in this town sees that I did it all by myself 106 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,345 without any help from anyone. 107 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,222 I won't stress. It's just some dance show. 108 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,433 I'm just gonna have a good time and do my thing. 109 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,019 Your thing is that you win. 110 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,397 It's true. You win everything. 111 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,193 So, just don't win this one thing for once. 112 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,778 I wasn't planning on it. 113 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,738 Don't pretend like you aren't strategic, Susan. 114 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,865 God, Debbie. Where is this coming from? 115 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,118 You must really hate me. 116 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:36,831 You get the body, the guy, you're gonna win homecoming queen. 117 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,793 In case you haven't noticed, the new guy likes you. 118 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,504 -Who? Robert? -Mm-hmm. 119 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,381 He doesn't like me. 120 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,177 For someone who looks in the mirror all the time, 121 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,180 you really don't look in the mirror, do you? 122 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,477 I think you need to get some perspective, Debbie, 123 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,021 and take a deep breath. 124 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,109 I know we're best friends, Susan. 125 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,696 Sometimes I really could just murder you. 126 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:36,849 ♪ On the floors of Tokyo Or down in London town to go, go ♪ 127 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,351 ♪ With the record selection And the mirror's reflection ♪ 128 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,229 ♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪ 129 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:47,651 ♪ When there's no-one else in sight In the crowded lonely night ♪ 130 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,863 ♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪ 131 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,073 ♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪ 132 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:56,410 ♪ Oh-oh, dancing with myself Oh-oh-oh… ♪ 133 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,495 Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 134 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,289 Because Ken came in another box. 135 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,542 -Where's Thom? -He has the flu. 136 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,878 Yeah, there's a serious case of the "I can't dance" going around. 137 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,213 Stop it. We are here to have fun. 138 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,008 Well, I'm gonna win this thing if it's the last thing I do. 139 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,342 Good luck with that. 140 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,596 ♪ If I had the chance I'd ask the world to… ♪ 141 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,890 Oh, oh. 142 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:18,808 Fuck! 143 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,144 Cup my balls. Say my name. Cup my balls. Say my name, say my name. 144 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,938 Come on. Fuck. 145 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:29,486 Oh, shit. Ah. 146 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,737 Ah… 147 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:36,158 Holy shit. Like Mount Saint Helens in here. 148 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,244 Oh. 149 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,580 You're getting very good at that, young lady. 150 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,337 Yeah, about that… 151 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,631 Oh. 152 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,259 By my calculation, and I'm getting an A in algebra, 153 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:58,097 I've given you 50 blow jobs and fucked you six times in the past three months. 154 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,766 That's great. So? 155 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,187 So, it's time you tell your wife about us, Tony. 156 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,731 Or I will. 157 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,326 What? 158 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,537 I'm sorry. This is the best we've ever looked. 159 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,206 I second that. 160 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,053 Look at the kids. Look at the kids! 161 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,474 -Hi, Daddy. -Wow, baby. Ooh! 162 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,852 -Look at you. Stunning. -Hmm. 163 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,020 Bret. 164 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,729 -Hi. -What's that? 165 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,773 Twenty-dollar bills. 166 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,818 Bribes for me to give the cameramen. 167 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,115 That's just to assure that you get plenty of camera time to show off your moves. 168 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,160 Not that you won't take that title on your own. 169 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,579 Love you, Daddy. 170 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,247 Love you. 171 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,130 Um… do you wanna go practice? 172 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,342 Come on. We have got to focus. 173 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,512 Wow. 174 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,931 Look at 'em. It's all in front of them. 175 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,019 Because the way that you're holding me is making me look big. Here. 176 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,062 I was that young once. 177 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,733 Yeah. During the Pleistocene era. 178 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,320 -Figure it out. -Okay. 179 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,364 I want it all the way over there, and then I want you to pull me in. 180 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,493 We're gonna go to the middle, we're gonna do three spins… 181 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,544 Shit. 182 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,881 Showtime, motherfuckers. 183 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,384 It's the first week of October 1981. 184 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,262 And this is Dance Off! 185 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,599 Now, let's meet some of this week's dancers. 186 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,769 {\an8}Hi. I'm Bret. I like Joan Didion, and I wanna be a writer. 187 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,191 {\an8}Hi. I'm Debbie, and I'm gonna rule the world. 188 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:20,281 {\an8}Hi. I'm Susan. I'd like to pursue a career in the legal arts. 189 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,286 {\an8}I'm Robert. I like trying new hair products like gel and mousse 190 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,539 {\an8}and studying the philosophies of Kahlil Gibran. 191 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:35,003 {\an8}Hi. I'm Cha Cha. I've been Groover of the Week three months in a row, 192 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,404 {\an8}and I'm gonna win it again tonight. 193 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:43,720 {\an8}And I'm Tony Cruz, host of Dance Off! 194 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,182 All right. 195 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,393 This week, boy, it's an exciting one. 196 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:53,605 We're dancing down the hottest hits in the land, featuring the Griffins. 197 00:12:55,358 --> 00:13:00,821 But first up, and new on the charts, Rick James with "Super Freak." 198 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:01,989 Ha ha. 199 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,073 Hit it! 200 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,210 Fucking bitch. 201 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,091 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 202 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,970 ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪ 203 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:28,473 ♪ She will never let your spirits down ♪ 204 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,019 ♪ Once you get her off the street Ow, girl ♪ 205 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,439 ♪ She likes the boys in the band ♪ 206 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,651 ♪ She says that I'm her all-time favorite ♪ 207 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,155 ♪ When I make my move to her room It's the right time ♪ 208 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,783 ♪ She's never hard to please Oh, no ♪ 209 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,453 Goddamn it. Cha Cha's got cum stains on her blouse again. 210 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,620 Switch to camera two. 211 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,290 Fucking love Rick James, freaky motherfucker. 212 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,591 I bring the gift of Ma Maison. 213 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,511 Compliments of Terry Schaffer. 214 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,934 Feature Debbie. Short peroxide blonde. 215 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,063 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 216 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,525 {\an8}♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 217 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,777 That's her. 218 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,696 ♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ 219 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,740 Have at it. 220 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,331 ♪ She's super-freaky, yow ♪ 221 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,211 ♪ Everybody sing Super freak, super freak ♪ 222 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:43,090 -♪ She's a very special girl ♪ -♪ The kind of girl you want to know ♪ 223 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,301 -♪ From her head down to her toenails ♪ -♪ Down to her feet ♪ 224 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,805 ♪ Yeah, she'll wait for me at backstage With her girlfriends… ♪ 225 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,557 -♪ In a limousine ♪ -Move. 226 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,934 ♪ Long and black and shining bright ♪ 227 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,937 -♪ Three's not a crowd to her, she says ♪ -♪ Ménage à trois, ooh, la, la ♪ 228 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,732 ♪ "Room 714, I'll be waiting" ♪ 229 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,820 ♪ When I get there She's got incense, wine, and candles ♪ 230 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,240 ♪ It's such a freaky scene ♪ 231 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:12,119 -♪ That girl is pretty kinky ♪ -♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 232 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,831 -♪ The kind of girl you read about ♪ -♪ In new-wave magazines ♪ 233 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,334 -♪ That girl is pretty wild now ♪ -♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 234 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,921 -♪ I really like to taste her ♪ -♪ Every time we meet ♪ 235 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,800 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 236 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:31,721 ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 237 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:36,185 ♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ 238 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:43,943 ♪ She's a super freak, super freak She's super-freaky, yow ♪ 239 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:50,699 -♪ Temptations sing ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 240 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,329 I can dance. 241 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,166 I can dance. You're a good boy, Thom. 242 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,959 You can dance if you want to. 243 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,838 Even if your dad never showed you how because he fucking left. 244 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:08,341 You can dance, goddamn it. I can dance. 245 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,141 Fuck! 246 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,146 Fuck it! 247 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,440 I'm going! 248 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,234 -♪ …wild now ♪ -♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 249 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,779 -♪ I really like to taste her ♪ -♪ Every time we meet ♪ 250 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,617 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 251 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:38,247 ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 252 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:43,294 ♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ 253 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:51,010 ♪ She's a super freak, super freak She's super-freaky, yow ♪ 254 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:57,098 -♪ Temptations sing ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 255 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,353 ♪ Super freak, super freak That girl's a super freak ♪ 256 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,314 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 257 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,484 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 258 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:11,112 ♪ The kind you won't take home to mother ♪ 259 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,075 ♪ And she will never Let your spirits down ♪ 260 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,702 ♪ Once you get her off the street ♪ 261 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,787 ♪ Blow Danny ♪ 262 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,251 ♪ Oh, girl ♪ 263 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,890 ♪ Oh, girl ♪ 264 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,060 In three, two. Throw to Tony. 265 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,813 That was Rick James's "Super Freak." 266 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,358 And today, these kids were super freaky. Wowza. 267 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,570 {\an8}Next up, a fantastic segment called Ask the Kids, 268 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,196 {\an8}Dance Off!'s Groover of the Week, 269 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,573 {\an8}and don't touch that dial 270 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:59,786 {\an8}or you might just miss the one and only Slow Jam Romance. 271 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,329 {\an8}I'm Tony Cruz. 272 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,124 I'm a Libra male, and the party's just begun. 273 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:12,257 Take five, use the can, whatever, powder your nose. 274 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:21,558 Take five, powder your noses, use the can. Whatever. 275 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,892 Bring it, bitch. 276 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,229 War's been won, Compton Heights. 277 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,232 Don't mess with Beverly Hills. 278 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,941 Anybody want a Coke? 279 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359 -Oh. -Ca-Cola. 280 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,529 Sure. Lots of ice. 281 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,407 You were so, so good. 282 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,577 -So good. -You were so good. 283 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,552 Big, strapping fella like you watching their weight? 284 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,680 Hi, I'm Steven. 285 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,724 I work for Mr. Schaffer. 286 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,143 Hi. Ryan. 287 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,145 Yeah, I know. 288 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,438 You run in Debbie's group. 289 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,316 -On the fringes. -Ah. 290 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,487 I can't eat too much sugar or I break out. 291 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,572 Gotta look good for the camera. 292 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,785 Yeah, I'm building up the courage to get out there. 293 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,495 Not a very good dancer. 294 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,498 Au contraire, mon chéri. 295 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,209 You got smooth moves. 296 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,127 Very smooth. 297 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,463 I'm sorry, I don't speak French too good. 298 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,095 I always say if you can screw, you can dance. 299 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:44,141 It's all in the pelvis. Isn't that right? 300 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,228 I don't… I don't understand. 301 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,440 I'm your biggest fan, Ryan. 302 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,568 Or is it Troy? 303 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,530 Troy Wad? 304 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:07,373 Yeah, see, I was the first gal on my block to get that new device they call a VCR. 305 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:12,128 And I've seen all your movies on video. 306 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:14,964 All of them. 307 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,466 Horny Mommy Gang Bang. 308 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,471 Rusty the Lusty Pool Boy. 309 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,391 That one's a classic. 310 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,519 -I think you might be mis... -Mistaking you for someone else? 311 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,272 I don't think so. 312 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,317 I never forget a pretty face. 313 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,321 Or an even prettier ass. 314 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,032 Don't be ashamed, Ryan. 315 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,328 Pornography is the medium of the '80s. 316 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,873 -Oh. -Are you threatening me? 317 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:53,919 My boss is here. Get your hands off me or I'll cut 'em off. 318 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:02,594 Everybody's got their kink. Right, Ryan? 319 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,999 Looking good, kid. 320 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,004 Oh. 321 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,340 Hi, Mr. Schaffer. 322 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,885 Debbie's doing so good. 323 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,887 Isn't she? 324 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,725 Been kind of busy making movies out of town for much of her high school years, 325 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,022 so I arranged all this to make it up to her, I guess. 326 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,656 I read your treatment again last night. 327 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,741 Less Than a Hero. 328 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,494 Less Than Zero. 329 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:10,746 Yeah. 330 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,165 It's very promising. 331 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,417 Is it? 332 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,086 Mm-hmm. 333 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,714 Now listen, are you Robert Towne right now? Is this Chinatown? 334 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,174 No. 335 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,426 But it might be. 336 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,137 If we implement the right notes. 337 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,224 Well, 338 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,519 writing is rewriting, right? 339 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,438 That's what they say in the movie business. 340 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,026 That's right. 341 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,867 We should meet at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 342 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,370 I have a nice setup there. Bungalow 2. 343 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,957 Debra Winger stays there when she's in town. 344 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,317 Get out! 345 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,112 -Get out. -What? Why? 346 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,113 You told me I could have run of the place. 347 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:31,576 After you threatened to go to my wife, ruin my life. I have three little kids. 348 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,121 I'll be a very good stepmother to them, Tony. You'll see. 349 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,082 You're insane. You're delusional! 350 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,127 No, I'm not, Tony. I'm a star. 351 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,712 -And a star gets what she wants. -Oh, geez. 352 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,547 What, you think this is it for me? 353 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,633 A few more weeks of best groover, and then what? 354 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,552 You lied. You know I can't afford college. 355 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:53,264 You promised you'd get me an audition for Grease 2, and where's that? 356 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,891 Anyway, I've decided 357 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,601 -I don't want that anymore. -Oh, you know what? 358 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,311 A dancer's days are numbered in this town. 359 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,816 Fucking… The fuck do you think you are? Olivia Newton-John? 360 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,405 Oh, my God. You're gonna tell her, aren't you? 361 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,574 I don't know Olivia Newton-John, but I'd like to. 362 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,160 My wife! 363 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,207 And you're only 18. 364 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,543 You understand that if you do this, I'm done? 365 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:26,631 I've decided I want a bigger prize, Tony. 366 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,341 And that prize is you. 367 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:29,593 By the way… 368 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:31,595 I'm pregnant. 369 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:34,847 What? 370 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,016 Little Tony Junior is only a few months away. 371 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,436 I already have a kid named Tony Junior! 372 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,855 Then we'll call him Tony III. 373 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,525 What the fuck? 374 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:48,946 Fuck. 375 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,868 Tell my wife, and you're dead. 376 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,870 Watch your threats. 377 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,124 You're speaking to the mother of your unborn child. 378 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:25,106 ♪ I was born to run I was born to dream ♪ 379 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,859 ♪ The craziest boy you… ♪ 380 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,242 So, what are you gonna do for couples dance? 381 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,871 I don't know. Sit this one out? 382 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,289 Don't be ridiculous. 383 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,730 Couples dance could put you over the edge. You could win this. 384 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,502 Listen, I can understand not wanting to be homecoming queen, 385 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,629 but Groover of the Week? 386 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:54,218 Come on, Susan. Everybody wants this. 387 00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,558 I do, yeah. I think I do. 388 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,644 During roll call… 389 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,854 What? 390 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,315 …where we said what we wanted at the beginning. 391 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:10,985 Yeah, you said you wanted to go into the legal arts. 392 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,739 What exactly are the legal arts? 393 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:18,827 My dad wants me to be a lawyer. My mom too. 394 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,538 What do you want? 395 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,916 I want… 396 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,130 I don't know. 397 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,550 To go off to New York City. 398 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,012 Get away from expectations. 399 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:43,894 I took ballet all through school, and then last year, I just gave it up. 400 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:49,566 Maybe I want to be a professional ballerina in a company or something. 401 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,861 I don't know. 402 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,115 You'd look very good in a tutu. 403 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,909 Stop it. You're making fun of me. 404 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,578 Never. 405 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,375 Be all that you can be. 406 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,212 Starting right now, right here. 407 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,089 Win this. 408 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,300 Show your parents. Show them all. 409 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,013 I'll help you with couples dance. 410 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,767 You have to admit I have some pretty sweet moves. 411 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,022 You do. 412 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,149 That you do. 413 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:32,818 Let's do this. 414 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,780 Let's do it. 415 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,741 -You came. -Uh-huh. 416 00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,422 Okay. 417 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,023 Who will win today's dance-off and become Groover of the Week? 418 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,942 Did Dynamite Debbie do enough to shake her way to the top? 419 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:18,696 Has Susan shown enough sass in her step to strut off with the crown? 420 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,781 Or has the reigning champ, Cha Cha, shown she has… 421 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,160 One vote for Cha Cha Rodriguez. 422 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,917 One vote for Debbie Schaffer. 423 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,628 She's the best contestant, don't you think? 424 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:37,090 One vote for Susan Reynolds. 425 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,427 One vote for Cha Cha. That's 30 votes for Cha Cha. 426 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,471 Debbie Schaffer. That's 32 votes for Debbie. 427 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:46,891 One for Susan Reynolds. That's 34 votes for Susan Reynolds. 428 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,978 One for Connie Lingus. Is she even a contestant? 429 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:13,960 Hello? 430 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,924 Who is this? 431 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,970 How did you know I was here? 432 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,180 Who is this? 433 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,725 Eat it. 434 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,490 We need to talk. 435 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,450 We've had this date from the beginning. 436 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,707 Hey, what's up, man? You upset? 437 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,292 You worried about the couples dance? I got you. 438 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,421 What did you say? 439 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,262 Well, that's why you wanted a powwow, isn't it? 440 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,552 Get some tips. Here's how you do it. 441 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,638 Come on, imitate me. This is easy stuff. 442 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,640 First, just sway. 443 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,769 Like this. Just sway. 444 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,026 Do that. And then do this. 445 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,779 Hold her tight. Just sway. 446 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,907 Like this. 447 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,993 Press your inevitably swelling dick into her. 448 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,829 Swear to God she'll get wet and you'll feel it right through her dress. 449 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,875 Hey, let go. What's your deal, man? Just stop. Stop what you're doing. 450 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:36,959 What am I doing? 451 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,336 Waltzing into my school and flirting with my girl under my nose 452 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:42,006 like I'm not even there, pretending like you're the big man on campus. 453 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,717 -And that's your role, am I right? -Yeah, that's right. I'm the quarterback. 454 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,510 You're nothing. You're weird. 455 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,929 You're too cool for school, and that shit stops today. 456 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,265 -Does it? -Yeah, it does. 457 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,106 So what? You're worldly. You've been to Europe. 458 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,770 I see how you look at Susan. 459 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:59,023 I saw you talking to her way too sexy-like when I walked in this place. 460 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,232 And I was kind to you. 461 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:03,194 I said to everybody, "Be nice to the new kid. Let him in." 462 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:07,073 Now I'm telling you to your smug little face, you're not so nice. 463 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,076 I know you're not. I see you. 464 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,452 Wipe off that flop sweat. 465 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,288 Just knock it off, man! There's something seriously wrong with you! 466 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:18,627 As of today, this dynamic with Susan, with me, it ends! 467 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,671 Smoke? 468 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,550 Okay, Thom, as you calm your clearly agitated nervous system 469 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,428 after a complete evisceration of my character, 470 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,222 let me hold up a mirror to you. 471 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,474 Can you handle that? 472 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,894 Yeah, I can handle that. 473 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,523 I think you're a scared little boy. 474 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:43,317 Deep down inside, you know you peaked in high school and you're terrified. 475 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,319 You're looking for a villain to blame in your story 476 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,198 for your inevitable psychic collapse, but it won't be me. 477 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,284 I won't accept it. Blame somebody else. 478 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:53,995 Maybe your father. 479 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,498 It's suddenly clear to me why he abandoned you. 480 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,918 Because you're fucking worthless. And needy. 481 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,753 An embarrassment of a man, and no father wants that. 482 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,838 Watch your mouth. 483 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:08,259 Or better yet, do the easy thing and blame Susan for being drawn to me. 484 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,554 Maybe she's tired of living in your fake, tarnished, tinsel cage. 485 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,932 Maybe your adenoidal jock allure is fading as you age out. 486 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,436 Or maybe, just maybe, someone needs to do just this: 487 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,231 break everyone out of your spell of mediocrity. 488 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,983 Do you see me? 489 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,111 'Cause I see you, and I don't like what I see. 490 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,363 You're a weak flatline of a person. 491 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,783 And maybe what Susan needs, what everyone in this group needs, 492 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,326 is someone like me. 493 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,080 A goddamn jolt of adrenaline and leadership. 494 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:39,457 I'll see you in there, buddy. 495 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,418 Or not. 496 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:06,150 We're live in ten. Tony to set, please. Tony to set. 497 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,319 Seven, six… 498 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,321 -I can fucking count. -…five, four… 499 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,947 -Where's Thom and Robert? -I don't know. 500 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,159 -…three, two… -I know how to fucking count. 501 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,078 I just need you to help me with who's who. 502 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:21,165 {\an8}And we're back. How's everyone feeling so far? How's everybody doing? 503 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,836 It's great to hear. Your crew's moves are fantastic today. 504 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,421 All right, everybody watching at home. 505 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,798 Coming up, we have the crowning of the Groover of the Week. 506 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:32,092 And let me tell you, after the tally I just saw, 507 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,177 this week is a squeaker. 508 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:37,014 Also coming up is my personal favorite, Slow Jam Romance. 509 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,683 {\an8}But now a fan favorite segment, Ask the Kids. 510 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,768 {\an8}And we have our next caller. 511 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,061 -Caller, what's your name? -Connect line two. 512 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,188 -Where are you calling from? -Hi, I'm Daphne. 513 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,357 I'm a junior at Brentwood, and my question is for Cha Cha. 514 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,442 Cha Cha, we all know you can really move. 515 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,528 Is that what you want to pursue when you graduate, a career as a dancer? 516 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,907 Actually, no. And, Daphne, thanks for calling. 517 00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,409 My goal is to win today, so vote for me. 518 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:02,581 But ultimately, what I really want is to be a wife and a mother. 519 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,751 -Aww. -Next caller. 520 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,545 Line four is live. 521 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,048 {\an8}Bonjour, my name is Violet. 522 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:15,427 I am a sophomore exchange student from… 523 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:16,637 Violet, you're a little muffled. 524 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,806 Try talking into the receiver. Who was your question for? 525 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:19,890 Yes, sorry. 526 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,767 My question is for Ryan. 527 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:25,813 Ryan, you seem so familiar. 528 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:29,233 Where have I seen you before? 529 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:35,448 {\an8}Were you an extra or something or, mmm… Pardon. What was the name of that movie? 530 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,701 {\an8}Porky's? 531 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,246 Uh, hi, um… 532 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,207 Cat got your tongue, Ryan? 533 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,584 No, I'm… 534 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,839 This is my first time in front of a camera… 535 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,425 today. 536 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:59,221 Fantastique. Well, you've got star quality. 537 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,766 Keep shining bright. 538 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,523 And that he does. 539 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:13,193 I mean, all of these kids from California just have that special sauce 540 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,779 that we're seeing on full display here on Dance Off!, 541 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,991 the most awesome boogie-down show ever created. 542 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,035 Next caller. 543 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,704 Hi. This is Paul from Campbell Hall. 544 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:26,040 Yes, hi, Paul. Tell me, who's your question for? 545 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,416 My question's for Debbie. 546 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,960 It's really more of an opinion, really. But you… 547 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,378 I voted for you, and, uh, 548 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:34,215 I hope you know a lot of people are rooting for you and, uh… 549 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,431 You deserve something nice. 550 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,933 You deserve to win. 551 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,856 Daddy? 552 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:55,236 -Is this guy crying? -We got ourselves a Mama Rose. 553 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:20,095 Motherfucker! You fuck… Goddamn it! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! 554 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,307 I think we only got time for one more. 555 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,227 -Got a live one on line five. -Connected. 556 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,896 Caller, what's your question, and who's it for? 557 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,404 I did it. I… 558 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,906 Caller, what's your question? 559 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,868 Look inside, inside this world. 560 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,246 Caller, you're on the air. 561 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,924 Say something, dickwad! 562 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:00,592 Throw to the next segment! 563 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:05,806 Boys and girls, that is the magic of live television. 564 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,560 All right, now on to the next segment. 565 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,061 Are you ready, kids? 566 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,065 This is Slow Jam Romance. 567 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,439 Can you pull me in? Sex it up a little bit? 568 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,818 This is my moment. Please help me win this. 569 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:01,946 I am. 570 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:03,907 You're not. 571 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:10,205 For once in this relationship, pretend to feel something, goddamn it. 572 00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,211 I want you to win this. I do. 573 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:21,507 ♪ It feels so right, so warm and true ♪ 574 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:26,012 ♪ I need to know if you feel it too ♪ 575 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:31,058 ♪ Maybe I'm wrong Won't you tell me… ♪ 576 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,060 Kiss me. 577 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,187 I don't think it's that kind... 578 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:40,442 ♪ This heart of mine Has been hurt before ♪ 579 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,530 ♪ This time I want be be sure ♪ 580 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:49,660 ♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪ 581 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,122 ♪ To come into my life ♪ 582 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:59,462 -♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪ -♪ Waiting for a… ♪ 583 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:01,880 The voters are gonna love this. 584 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,174 Good for her. 585 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:09,263 -♪ I've been waiting for someone new ♪ -♪ Waiting ♪ 586 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:13,559 ♪ To make me feel alive ♪ 587 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,730 -♪ Yeah, waiting for a girl like you ♪ -♪ Waiting for a girl ♪ 588 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,943 ♪ To come into my life ♪ 589 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,492 Wanna dance? 590 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,744 Not really. 591 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:35,707 The caller says you have star quality, so let's show them what you can do. 592 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,049 ♪ You're so good ♪ 593 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,509 Excuse me, guys. 594 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:52,139 ♪ When we make love it's understood ♪ 595 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:56,144 ♪ It's more than a touch Or a word we say ♪ 596 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,022 ♪ When you love someone ♪ 597 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,527 ♪ Now, I know it's right ♪ 598 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,406 ♪ From the moment I wake up Till deep in the night… ♪ 599 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,116 Boo! 600 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,743 What are you doing? 601 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,996 I just wanna dance with the prettiest girl in school. 602 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:18,750 Thom's not here. 603 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,251 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 604 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,920 Come on. Let's go. 605 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,963 ♪ For a girl like you ♪ 606 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:28,551 ♪ To come into my life ♪ 607 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:34,806 -♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪ -♪ Waiting for a ♪ 608 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,769 ♪ A love that will survive ♪ 609 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:44,316 -♪ I've been waiting for someone new ♪ -♪ Waiting ♪ 610 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:48,278 ♪ To make me feel alive ♪ 611 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:53,659 -♪ Yeah, waiting for a girl like you ♪ -♪ Waiting, waiting for a girl ♪ 612 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:57,330 ♪ To come into my life ♪ 613 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,556 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 614 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:22,814 ♪ Waiting for you ♪ 615 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:29,569 ♪ Ooh… ♪ 616 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,780 This feels wrong. 617 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,826 No, this feels right. 618 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:41,249 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 619 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:46,837 ♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪ 620 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,256 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 621 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:53,803 ♪ Won't you come into my life? ♪ 622 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:03,478 Debbie is so crazy about Bret. 623 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,859 I just don't want her to get hurt. 624 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,670 I've hurt her enough already, you know? 625 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:13,489 All the shitty things I've done… 626 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,703 I just don't want anybody to hurt her anymore. 627 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,414 You've done too much coke today. 628 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,917 I've got a quaalude in the car. 629 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:30,465 I can dance. 630 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,508 I can dance. 631 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,302 Better get the lead out, you big lug. 632 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:38,973 New kid in town's bumping privates with your girlfriend. 633 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,829 What the fuck? 634 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,206 You guys, stop it! 635 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,583 Thom, look at me. Thom! 636 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,044 -Go to commercial! -Enough! 637 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:12,214 -Are you kidding? This is ratings gold. -Cut to camera three! 638 00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,841 I'll kill you! 639 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:15,968 I said enough! 640 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,929 Enough! 641 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,722 -No, no, no, no, no. -Stop! Robert! 642 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,557 You better go break this up, big guy. 643 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,352 Enough! I said enough! 644 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,813 Go to commercial! 645 00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:29,397 Pussy. 646 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:30,816 Make your meals sing with… 647 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,444 -I'll kill you! -I said enough! 648 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,114 Robert! I said enough! 649 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:40,242 This is… This is not… This is not what we do in show business! 650 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,827 -No, no! No, no, no. -Do something! 651 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,079 Thom, Thom. 652 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,795 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 653 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,486 It's okay, I promise. 654 00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:18,114 Hey, your hair looks great today. 655 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:21,284 I am humiliated. 656 00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:23,743 Consider yourself lucky. 657 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,538 I wish I had two guys fighting over me. 658 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,999 Come on. 659 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,418 Let's go to the makeup station and get you touched up, okay? 660 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,921 This fluorescent lighting is shit. 661 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,715 Hey, Debbie. 662 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,262 I hope that you win. 663 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,475 I hope I win too. 664 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,231 -Slut. -Whore. 665 00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:17,130 Hello? 666 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:14,855 Everyone to set, please. We're back in 30. We're back in 30. 667 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,607 You know, I think you got this. 668 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,318 Celebrate with a powdered doughnut? 669 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,697 -You can snort the sugar off it. -Funny. 670 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,782 I can't. My diet. 671 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:29,078 Hey, you were great out there. 672 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,872 You're sexy and great. 673 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,209 -Yeah? -Yeah. 674 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,921 Took my breath away. 675 00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:41,674 I love you. 676 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,466 I love you. 677 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,803 Fifteen seconds until Groover of the Week. Fifteen seconds. 678 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:47,887 Here we go. 679 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,432 Oh. 680 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,395 -Ten seconds until... -I got it. I got it. Fuck! 681 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,781 Debbie. Where's Cha Cha? 682 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,494 Where's Cha Cha? 683 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,289 Probably left when she felt she was about to get skunked. 684 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,999 And we're live in four, three… 685 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,918 Two, one. 686 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,422 That about wraps it up for this week's episode of Dance Off! 687 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,174 How about it, Senior Class? 688 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,302 Do you ever wish you could go back, start all over? 689 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,847 Be young again? 690 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,683 I'd kill for that opportunity. 691 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,019 Now, as always, the moment we've all been waiting for, 692 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,021 this week's Groover of the Week. 693 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,105 Whoo! 694 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:42,818 The Groover of the Week is… Drumroll, please. 695 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,655 Hit snare sound effect. 696 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:58,083 By a landslide, Susan Reynolds! 697 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,294 Congratulations. 698 00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,173 Susan, congrats! 699 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:10,346 Congratulations. By a landslide. 700 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:23,692 Congrats. 701 00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,572 Susan Reynolds. 702 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,452 All right! 703 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,314 There's always next year. 704 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,608 She won't be in high school next year, Steven. 705 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:06,693 I don't know. 706 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,154 Let's end this shebang with a bang! 707 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:13,616 This is "Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode. 708 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,186 -Baby... -No, this is because of you! 709 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:41,896 I'll talk to her. 710 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,358 Debbie, wait. 711 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:49,360 Debbie, wait, it's okay. 712 00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:51,155 Please leave me alone. 713 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,036 It's okay. Wait. Debbie, wait! 714 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,919 -Bret! Bret! -Shit. 715 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,088 -What? -Look. 716 00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,236 Oh, my God. 717 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:52,340 ♪ We walk together We're walking down the street ♪ 718 00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:56,344 ♪ And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough ♪ 719 00:50:56,345 --> 00:51:00,014 ♪ Every time I think of you I know we have to meet ♪ 720 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:04,102 ♪ And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough ♪ 721 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:07,355 ♪ It's getting hotter It's a burning love ♪ 722 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:11,652 ♪ And I just can't seem to get enough of ♪ 723 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:41,389 ♪ I just can't get enough I just can't get enough ♪ 724 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,890 ♪ I just can't get enough… ♪ 725 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,199 Did I miss the party? 726 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:30,556 ♪ I just can't get enough I just can't get enough ♪ 727 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:56,005 ♪ And when it rains You're shining down for me ♪ 728 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:59,385 ♪ And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough ♪ 729 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,429 ♪ Just like a rainbow You know you set me free ♪ 730 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:07,684 ♪ And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough ♪ 731 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,728 ♪ You're like an angel And you give me your love ♪ 732 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:15,025 ♪ And I just can't seem to get enough of ♪ 733 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:45,464 ♪ I just can't get enough I just can't get enough ♪ 52996

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