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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,269 ''Say La Vee'' by De La Soul. 2 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,872 -We're gonna have.. 3 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:34,195 some good holidays bro! -Gimme, I deal with it. 4 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,592 -What the fuck ? You're gonna scare them, nigga face 5 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,197 They know me man. I'll take care of it. 6 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,510 -Do you ? 7 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,708 Just like you did with the Rastas ? 8 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,076 -No need to bring back old stories nobody remembers 9 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,436 Come on, cheer up ! 10 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,150 The only important thing is we're gonna have some sweet time 11 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,275 Oh, my... 12 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,148 Oh, my shoes 13 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,073 My shoes 14 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,433 -Here it is ! In three days, we're in Santo Rico, 15 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,274 under the tropics ! 16 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,559 -Santo Rico... You checked ? ''Svanto Vlitko''. 17 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,554 In Zoldavia ! -Shit 18 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:40,476 Those bastards're gonna set this straight -Let me deal with it, Tony. 19 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,830 -No, not possible, sorry. 20 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,879 Special sale : Svanto Vlitko. 21 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,191 Non negotiable. 22 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,479 Special sale : Svanto Vlitko. Special sale. 23 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,190 -You think you can fuck with us like that ? 24 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,750 You don't know who I am, do you? 25 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,957 I'm a crazy motherfucker! 26 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,828 -Put the grandfather 27 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:06,956 Put him 28 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,349 Put him 29 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,310 It's all dirty 30 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,314 Why did you break grandfather ? 31 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,199 You going to see ! 32 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,958 *For the H.O.M.I.E.S* 33 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:32,150 *All the same. No stress, let it go and nod. 34 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,155 H.O.M.I.E.S 35 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:41,475 *All the same. No stress, let it go and nod. 36 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,155 *The kind of guys you want to avoid* 37 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:51,076 *Some of them are gold and others are bullshit* 38 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,750 *In the manners, in the habits* 39 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,152 *I hit the road from north to south* 40 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,758 *Push up the volume, I take care of the flow* 41 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,869 -*Hey, failures* 42 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,159 *For the H.O.M.I.E.S* 43 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,192 Homies No holidays for true men 44 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,751 -Did you need to go all batshit crazy with the man ashtray? 45 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,116 I was negotiating. -Come on Jos챕, 46 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,830 Damn, they need to show some respect. 47 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:29,155 They'll know you don't fuck with the Dream Team. Street credibility man! 48 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,118 -Yeah, great... 49 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:36,640 Now with your bullshit, we're stuck here for the summer. 50 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,430 -I'll find us something, and in two days 51 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,193 ..we're on our way to.. 52 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,639 ..to the tro... to the tropics with J.O.S.E... 53 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,794 -I'm out of here, see you tomorrouw. -Oh come on... 54 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,431 Don't be pissed Things gonna be allright 55 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,671 -Gonna be shit, yeah 56 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,399 Thanks, I'm done. 57 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,619 -Hey, Jojo ! 58 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:07,973 Think positive. You're part of the Dream Team, aren't you ? 59 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:09,859 -Stop it, Tony. 60 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:15,380 -Here are the beggars bros. What's up ? 61 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:16,815 -So ? 62 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:19,336 -You got your tickets ? 63 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,254 -Of course we do. What do you think? 64 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,298 We leave in two days. 65 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,418 -I'm going home. 66 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:30,090 -Jose ! Don't worry ! 67 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,855 We'll make it ! Do you hear ? 68 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:37,333 -He's a cracker. He fucked up. 69 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:42,609 They'll get their tan in the staircase -Near the letterboxes 70 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:46,615 While we'll be on a pedalo Like kings. 71 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:51,059 -I don't even know why I'm talking to you Go with your pedalo shit 72 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:54,497 I'm more of a jet-ski guy. 73 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,253 ..1 200 cm3. 74 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,391 I'm a businessman. I don't do your cheap tourist stuff. 75 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,395 -Hey, man See you in two days.. 76 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,858 ..in Santo Rico ! 77 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,193 -You cracker! 78 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,358 -And wash yourself ! 79 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,751 -You stink like an ashtray ! 80 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,549 -Ho, stumpy stump ! 81 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,357 -Cousin, you're going to miss your plane 82 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,479 -There's no plane, Jenny. 83 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,438 -What? You're not leaving? 84 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,910 What you're gonna do ? 85 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,754 -Dunno. Maybe work the album 86 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,039 -Work the album... And not do anything for the whole summer 87 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,353 With Bullshiter Tony 88 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:00,550 -Come on, cousin. Even if I don't fly to south america, 89 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,191 ..Really think I'm staying here touching my.. 90 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,718 What's wrong with you ? -You've been crashing here for 3 months ! 91 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,680 I'm fed up seeing you here.. 92 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,196 ..looting the fridge ! 93 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,956 Family or not, You need to find a job, now ! 94 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,954 -A job... There's no job. I'd know if it was the case. 95 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,592 -No job? 96 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,152 The father of my friend Cl챕mence is looking for someone to tinker 97 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:37,473 -Cl챕mence... the hot blonde? Rich girl ? 98 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:38,790 -Yes. 99 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,117 -She's with someone ? -That's not the point. 100 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,839 So ? 101 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,633 -Yes... How much does he pay ? 102 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,439 -I call her. 103 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,549 And don't embarasss me, ok ? -Don't worry, cousin 104 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,872 I'll represent the Frelates 105 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,832 -Baby, you're a tigress 106 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,629 A true athlete 107 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,077 You ready ? I have to go, for business. 108 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,391 -When can I see you ? 109 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,759 -Well I don't know. I'll call you, send some texts... 110 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:41,434 But I have to go Manuella. -Please, 15 minutes more 111 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,070 So I can put my make up. 112 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:53,311 -I leave the keys on the door. You'll put them in the mailbox. 113 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,793 -And my kiss ? 114 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,596 -Farid, what do you want as a souvenir ? 115 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,629 Santorican pussy hair? 116 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,553 -That's wrong. That's wrong talking like that. 117 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,077 -See you guys Keep it up! 118 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,836 -We'll send photos 119 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,639 Let's go, cab ! 120 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,073 SANTO RlCO ! 121 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,313 -Yeah, go grab some AIDS under the tropics, damn show off. 122 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,838 -You know what? Santo Rico sucks, it's for cheap ass people. 123 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,152 -No holidays for true men. 124 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,471 -Damn bastards ! 125 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,998 -The worker ! 126 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,270 What do you mean.. 127 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,389 no business class seat ?! Tell your boss the Caiman islands... 128 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,634 ..are not the only place where I can... Yes, the Lichtenstein, exactly. 129 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,830 So do your job, if you want me to work with you. 130 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,073 Yes, I'll handle your case. 131 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,391 Here you are. 132 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,836 -Jos챕 Frelate. -Judge Santi챕pi. 133 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,559 My daughter told me.. 134 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,270 you were the best in your field. 135 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,477 -Let's say... -Anyway, an emergency awaits 136 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:02,236 -I'll be back in one week. Enough time for you.. 137 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,552 to build my Norwegian sauna. -What ? 138 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,635 -A Norwegian sauna. Try not to disappoint me. 139 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,439 -I won't. 140 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,752 -Ah, my Tikiwinki. 141 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,669 He's a bit woozy right now. Isn't he cute? 142 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,594 Careful to close the doors when you leave. 143 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,912 And take good care of my Tikiwinki. 144 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,230 -OK. 145 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,276 -Simple insurance. 146 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:42,959 If anything would happen to my house, or if you involve any third party 147 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,273 I'll turn your life into a judiciary hell . 148 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,149 Cheer up! And see you. 149 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,355 ''Stand clear'' by Adam F featuring M.O.P. 150 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,599 -What's your name ? 151 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,070 -... Tony Merguez. 152 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,436 -Listen to me Tony. 153 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,354 I never let anyone borrow from me. 154 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,673 But since you know my cousin I make an exception. 155 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,072 You have one week. Look at me 156 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,710 That means seven days, no more. 157 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:59,875 -One week? I make the deal tonight. In 2 days, I'm in Santo Rico. 158 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,110 Jet-ski, Latinas, Chicas 159 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,832 -I don't care about your life. 160 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:12,155 -You'll find the dope in the bin. In a yellow bag. 10 pounds. 161 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,437 -10? But we said 4 162 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,472 Well, you're right. 163 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,269 10 is better than 4. 164 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,710 Fuck, It stinks like hell in here ! 165 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,111 Yellow bag... 166 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,078 Is that yellow? 167 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,053 Here it is ! 168 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,018 I found it ! 169 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,138 The dope bag. 170 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,411 SANTO RICO ! 171 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,927 -Can you believe it, mate ? 172 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:19,804 In less than 8 hours, we're at the playa 173 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:21,853 Hey, bro... 174 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,477 Don't you smell it? I smell some pussy. 175 00:15:27,902 --> 00:15:29,812 -Santorican 176 00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:32,859 ..pussy ! 177 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,703 -Where do you think you are? Behind the yellow line ! 178 00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:45,705 -Come on man, we cool. -We didn't see, calm down. 179 00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:49,755 -Empty your pockets, don't keep people waiting. 180 00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:53,129 -Who ? him? 181 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,881 -Or I ? 182 00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:58,970 -''Look at me in the eyes, when I talk to you'' 183 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,516 -You want to play it that way? 184 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:07,058 -Now you're going to shut up and follow me. 185 00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:10,520 -We in custody ? 186 00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:14,943 I didn't steal anything so I don't give a shit.. 187 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:20,491 ..I keep my belt and my shoelaces, and fuck you. 188 00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:27,413 -This is not custody sir. -Hey asshole, don't touch me ! 189 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,228 -They had it coming. 190 00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:03,112 -Yes ? 191 00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:07,950 -Tell me, Is the judge here? 192 00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:09,706 -And you are ? 193 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:15,041 -Maurice Moctar Guignard, MMG, stage director. He's waiting for me. 194 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,802 -He's not here. -I'll wait inside. 195 00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:22,176 Something to drink would be great. 196 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:28,807 -Santiepi Mansion, hello. *-Is Guignard here ? 197 00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,355 -The filmmaker ? Yes, just came in. 198 00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:35,726 -Shut up Frelate. Maurice Guignard is no filmmaker 199 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,485 *He's a small-time offender I'm trying to help. 200 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:45,952 He's going to work with you to build the sauna. 201 00:17:46,374 --> 00:17:49,494 *Warn me at the first misdemeanor from him 202 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:55,375 I am counting on you, Frelate. The hearing is adjourned. 203 00:17:55,800 --> 00:18:00,427 And take care of my Tikiwinki. He's so cute 204 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,725 What a shame... 205 00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:10,603 -So, where's my beverage ? 206 00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,188 Hey Alfred, what's your name ? 207 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,647 -Calm down, Spielberg. Let me explain how we gonna play it. 208 00:18:18,073 --> 00:18:21,691 I'm Jos챕, I run the thing here. 209 00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:26,282 I'm the chef, the *big boss*. The foreman, you get it ? 210 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,450 -Foreman ? 211 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,458 Awesome man ! 212 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,129 I thought you were the maid, the flunky. 213 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,799 Know what? We're in the same shit. 214 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,880 Call me Momo.. 215 00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:44,926 and find us two cokes so we can drink together. 216 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:49,226 -Under the tro... Under the tro... 217 00:18:49,646 --> 00:18:52,053 Under the tropics ! 218 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,436 Mrs Michaud, how are you ? And you kiddo ? Be a good kid 219 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,445 -Hi, my Titoune ! 220 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,367 Did you miss me ? 221 00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:07,111 -What happened here ? 222 00:19:07,539 --> 00:19:10,824 -I'm moving in. I tidied up the place. 223 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,531 Better, isn't it ? 224 00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:14,289 -My Fifty Tune poster? 225 00:19:14,713 --> 00:19:19,837 And my Super Strange Collector collection ? 226 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,881 -The old comics ? Haven't you read them already? 227 00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:31,928 -Manuella, we have to talk. 228 00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:35,807 -Oh yes ! -No, I mean it Manuella. 229 00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:39,152 I need... -Oh yes... 230 00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:42,525 I need too, 231 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,740 -Wait, Manuella. 232 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,244 -No, we have first to... 233 00:19:48,663 --> 00:19:52,162 -Let's do the sinewy snake -No, not the sinewy snake ! 234 00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:54,576 -Let's do it. -Oh, Manu... 235 00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:56,165 Manuella ! 236 00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:07,212 Hey girls, 237 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,769 You are really charming ! You are such beauties! 238 00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:14,263 How are you? Ok? 239 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:18,521 -What the fuck you're doing Narb챕? What's with the ugly pussy? 240 00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:20,936 -Fuck you man, they left 241 00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:25,574 -Except for the PETA, noone would want any of this. 242 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,443 -Come on, we do what we can with what we have. McGuyver spirit! 243 00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:32,409 -They won't buy it, the photos are useless 244 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:36,747 We should go back home. -Back there ? 245 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:41,879 with no-refund tickets up in our asses? Never ! 246 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:46,594 Come on, pose. -Drop it, that sucks. 247 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:51,307 -We're in holidays, cheer up ! -Ok, but only my ass. 248 00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:03,895 -Some of your mates ? 249 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,573 -That's Santo Rico ? 250 00:21:10,912 --> 00:21:14,079 Man, that seems to suck. -What? No, man... 251 00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:16,871 Santo Rico is the place... 252 00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:19,416 -Connect it. 253 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:34,761 -Momo ! Shut down the water -I don't know where it is, Jos챕 ! 254 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,435 -Shit! Turn it off ! 255 00:21:40,859 --> 00:21:42,057 The valve, damnit ! 256 00:21:42,485 --> 00:21:45,320 -Yeah, yeah, I can't find it 257 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,565 Fuck, those were new shoes 258 00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:48,856 -Asshole ! 259 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:50,659 The valve ! 260 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,619 -What valve? 261 00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:57,372 Oh, the valve. Under the stairs ! 262 00:21:57,792 --> 00:22:00,710 Look, you're closer than I, damn. 263 00:22:02,172 --> 00:22:03,334 -You, you... 264 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,880 -Jos챕 ! Here you are ! 265 00:22:09,971 --> 00:22:11,631 -Look like you have some troubles here. 266 00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:17,717 -Damn, that place was hard to find. Now pack up, we're going. I told you things would be fine. 267 00:22:18,146 --> 00:22:23,141 In two days we're in Santo Rico. Look. 268 00:22:25,153 --> 00:22:27,561 You're crazy ! Hide that ! 269 00:22:27,989 --> 00:22:32,781 10 pounds from wholesaler Zoran ? You insane? -10 pounds for each of us ? 270 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,071 OK. 271 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:41,202 -Jos챕, I know some people, buying everything cash. 272 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:44,878 -Give it back now 273 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:50,256 Zoran is no joke. -Don't sweat it, I'm on it. 274 00:22:50,678 --> 00:22:52,089 -You're on nothing ! 275 00:22:52,514 --> 00:22:53,545 -Jos챕 ? 276 00:22:55,058 --> 00:22:57,050 Jos챕 ! It's Cl챕mence ! 277 00:23:01,231 --> 00:23:03,935 -Shit ! Tony, you don't move 278 00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,194 Momo, don't let them come in -OK. 279 00:23:08,613 --> 00:23:10,404 -Momo ! -I'm on it! 280 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,826 -He restored the whole mansion with free workers. -What? 281 00:23:17,247 --> 00:23:21,707 Yeah, that's why I insisted he hired someone for once. -Yes. 282 00:23:22,127 --> 00:23:23,241 -Don't move ! 283 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:26,837 You're so great under the lights ! 284 00:23:27,257 --> 00:23:29,296 -Who's this one ? 285 00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:31,093 -Oh come on man 286 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:36,339 -I really don't have time.Just go, There's too much shit happening right now. 287 00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:41,220 -Ok, you win, I'll take care of everything. 288 00:23:41,646 --> 00:23:44,054 Get ready to pack up, man ! 289 00:23:46,151 --> 00:23:50,231 -Wait. Cinema studies, Is that what you're telling me ? 290 00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:52,861 You're kidding, right? 291 00:23:53,283 --> 00:23:57,233 -Well... anyway, I begin at fall. 292 00:23:57,662 --> 00:23:59,987 -Filmmaker is my job! 293 00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:03,250 -Yeah? So what the fuck are you doing here ? 294 00:24:03,668 --> 00:24:06,871 -I'm a filmmaker when I'm no victim of a judicial mistake. 295 00:24:07,297 --> 00:24:10,582 -Oh, my father's schemings... 296 00:24:11,009 --> 00:24:12,918 I could make a movie out of it. 297 00:24:13,344 --> 00:24:17,093 -Ok cinema lovers, I gotta go, I'm late. 298 00:24:17,515 --> 00:24:20,849 -I have some connections if you need them, you know . 299 00:24:24,939 --> 00:24:28,225 -Here. Call me. -Sure. 300 00:24:28,651 --> 00:24:31,356 And thanks for the *orange juice* 301 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:34,531 - Cl챕mence ! What a surprise, I didn't hear you coming. 302 00:24:34,949 --> 00:24:37,025 How are you? -Fine and you ? 303 00:24:37,452 --> 00:24:38,946 -Fine. 304 00:24:39,371 --> 00:24:42,040 Here. Go and feed it. 305 00:24:42,457 --> 00:24:46,537 -He's the boss, I have to obey, don't I? Sir, yes Sir! 306 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,752 -Well... 307 00:24:51,174 --> 00:24:55,254 My father was worried but I can tell you're handling things pretty well 308 00:24:55,678 --> 00:24:56,627 -Yes, always. 309 00:24:57,055 --> 00:24:59,760 -Jos챕 ! Where's the kibble ? 310 00:25:00,183 --> 00:25:02,092 -In the basement, he won't find. Let me go get it. 311 00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:03,265 Give me five minutes. 312 00:25:03,686 --> 00:25:06,771 -Wait. i have to tell you something. 313 00:25:07,190 --> 00:25:08,139 Well. 314 00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:11,318 I was thinking one night, we could... 315 00:25:11,736 --> 00:25:14,690 I mean, would you like us to go to the restaurant ? 316 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,231 -Restaurant ? 317 00:25:17,659 --> 00:25:20,410 -Well yes, or a snack, something nice. 318 00:25:20,829 --> 00:25:22,239 between friends. 319 00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:24,455 -Ah ? Between friends ? 320 00:25:24,874 --> 00:25:25,906 With Momo ? 321 00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:27,615 -Where do we eat? 322 00:25:28,044 --> 00:25:30,120 -Tomorrow night, at 8 ? 323 00:25:30,547 --> 00:25:32,835 -OK. Tomorrow night, 8 o'clock. 324 00:25:33,258 --> 00:25:37,386 I kind of like her. She has potential.. 325 00:25:40,014 --> 00:25:42,636 Here's your stuff. 326 00:25:47,522 --> 00:25:48,685 -50/50 with me 327 00:25:49,107 --> 00:25:53,603 But careful, I'm the real deal. -Thanks Tony 328 00:25:54,028 --> 00:25:57,694 -I told Zoran about you, since he trusts me, and he's ok 329 00:25:58,116 --> 00:26:01,532 But don't you disappoint us, get it ? -Oh I won't. 330 00:26:08,418 --> 00:26:12,368 So when do you bring the money back ? -I told you, tonight 331 00:26:12,797 --> 00:26:14,457 Everything is sold 332 00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:18,501 -Ok, Zozo and I are doing you a favor here 333 00:26:18,928 --> 00:26:22,297 Dont fuck it up. 334 00:26:22,724 --> 00:26:25,559 What's with the faggot t-shirt? 335 00:26:25,977 --> 00:26:27,886 -That's a disguise. 336 00:26:28,313 --> 00:26:32,690 Ever seen a fag getting searched by the pigs ? 337 00:26:33,109 --> 00:26:35,517 -I admit it... that's good. 338 00:26:35,945 --> 00:26:39,231 -I'm not stupid, see? 339 00:26:39,657 --> 00:26:40,439 -Titoune ! 340 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,147 -My chick ! 341 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,829 -Titoune ? 342 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:07,598 -Sweetheart... what a surprise ! How did you get in ? 343 00:27:11,022 --> 00:27:12,682 -I made another key. 344 00:27:14,609 --> 00:27:15,640 -Hello. 345 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:20,232 Well, I'd love to stay but I have to be somewhere 346 00:27:20,657 --> 00:27:23,278 Bye... Titoune. -Shut up. 347 00:27:23,701 --> 00:27:24,650 -Bye. 348 00:27:29,332 --> 00:27:33,579 -What the fuck were you doing ? -What ? Nothing. 349 00:27:34,796 --> 00:27:39,292 Casimir is an old pal. He feels a bit lonely. 350 00:27:39,718 --> 00:27:42,339 He needs a true friend. 351 00:27:58,278 --> 00:28:00,566 -What do you mean ''you don't need it anymore'' ? 352 00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:05,069 -Well, Tony, we needed some this afternoon. 353 00:28:05,493 --> 00:28:10,202 -You didn't come, so we found another way 354 00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:16,247 -We sent Jean-Bernard, he bought 4 pounds from Zoran. 355 00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:21,919 And it was a lot cheaper than you. 356 00:28:22,969 --> 00:28:25,045 -So we're good now. 357 00:28:26,097 --> 00:28:27,176 -No ! 358 00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:31,596 That's no good, I don't give a shit about Jean-bernard 359 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:35,223 -Take it easy. -I have your dope 360 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:39,314 And I want my money now or I'll fuck you up dip shits 361 00:28:40,195 --> 00:28:42,768 -Get out now. -Don't touch me motherfucker 362 00:28:46,034 --> 00:28:48,240 What, what, what ? I'm supposed to be scared? 363 00:28:49,454 --> 00:28:51,245 Come on, let me go 364 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:55,330 Let me go ! Think I'm kidding ? 365 00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:02,958 Assholes ! 366 00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:05,342 You don't know me ! 367 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:15,268 Think I'm kidding ? 368 00:29:17,565 --> 00:29:18,728 Fuck 369 00:29:23,446 --> 00:29:27,314 How am I going to sell it now ? 370 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:33,663 -So, what do you do ? In your life, generally speaking? 371 00:29:34,082 --> 00:29:36,371 *-Teacher. And you ? 372 00:29:36,793 --> 00:29:41,704 -I ? I'm in some buziness. lmport-export, that stuff. 373 00:29:43,425 --> 00:29:47,125 *-I'm impressed. What field ? 374 00:29:47,554 --> 00:29:49,760 -Well, that's enough now. We're not going to talk about work. 375 00:29:50,181 --> 00:29:52,803 -No..what I meant was.. 376 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:56,595 you're a very very charming person. 377 00:30:00,108 --> 00:30:01,057 *-Thanks. 378 00:30:01,484 --> 00:30:03,810 -That's true, that's true. 379 00:30:08,032 --> 00:30:09,195 Yes ? 380 00:30:09,617 --> 00:30:14,445 -Zoran ? Hope I'm not interrupting ? It's Merguez, I call 381 00:30:14,873 --> 00:30:20,377 to let you know I'm on schedule, But I'll only have half of the dough 382 00:30:20,795 --> 00:30:23,962 So you could take back half of the dope. Easy. 383 00:30:24,382 --> 00:30:27,300 -''Easy' ? ''Easy'' what ? 384 00:30:27,719 --> 00:30:32,048 Cut the bullshit, Merguez. I have a better idea : I go by your place 385 00:30:32,474 --> 00:30:35,759 With my ironbar And I break your two paws. 386 00:30:36,186 --> 00:30:37,810 What do you think of it asshole? 387 00:30:38,229 --> 00:30:42,097 -No problem, Zoran. I was just wondering... 388 00:30:42,525 --> 00:30:46,819 But ok, we do as you say. *-See you, dip shit. 389 00:30:49,824 --> 00:30:52,031 So, when do we meet ? 390 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,113 *-I... -You what? 391 00:30:57,540 --> 00:31:00,292 *-All척 ? Sorry I can't hear you. 392 00:31:00,710 --> 00:31:04,411 -I'm no fool, I can hear you! *-I can't see you. 393 00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:07,710 -Don't bullshit me ! I can see you ! 394 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:11,135 Who do you think I am? Don't leave me like that ! 395 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,717 Shit ! 396 00:31:24,859 --> 00:31:28,311 -What's this bullshit again ? 397 00:31:28,738 --> 00:31:32,950 -Fucking gypsy from the 9th building ! 398 00:31:33,368 --> 00:31:37,448 *-Titoune ! It's Minouche. Don't be late. And don't forget to wear 399 00:31:37,872 --> 00:31:42,451 * the tie I gave you. -Such a pain in the ass, moving everything around 400 00:31:42,877 --> 00:31:47,290 *-Wash your teeth and close the toothpaste.* 401 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:53,420 *And no more wee-wee in the sink. You're a big boy now. -Where the fuck is my mower ! 402 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,341 *-So, see you tonight. 403 00:31:58,768 --> 00:32:00,346 -Shit! 404 00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:02,846 *-And ... 405 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,471 *I love you. 406 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:09,732 -Where the fuck is that damn fat ass Casimir ? 407 00:32:14,409 --> 00:32:17,659 Fucking ornaments ! 408 00:32:19,622 --> 00:32:23,288 I'll have to talk to her, I swear, I'll talk to her. 409 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:25,584 -At last ! 410 00:32:26,004 --> 00:32:28,921 Come on, Casimir, gimme the dough. I have to.. 411 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:32,377 -Tony Merguez ? -Euh... Yes, himself. 412 00:32:33,803 --> 00:32:36,590 -Follow us, and don't make any fuss. 413 00:32:41,144 --> 00:32:43,600 Let it go. -Come on ! 414 00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:49,564 Ladies and Gent'. -Hi, Tony. Going to jail ? 415 00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:47,081 -Freshman incoming ! 416 00:33:47,502 --> 00:33:49,958 -A new one ! 417 00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:54,131 -What are you going to do to me ? 418 00:34:00,348 --> 00:34:02,555 -Man... Man... 419 00:34:02,976 --> 00:34:04,767 Manuella... 420 00:34:07,731 --> 00:34:09,106 * All척 ? 421 00:34:09,524 --> 00:34:13,604 *Tony Merguez' cell ! 422 00:34:14,028 --> 00:34:15,938 *Leave a message, bi-atch. 423 00:34:16,364 --> 00:34:19,401 -Hey, Tony ! The fuck you're doing now ? 424 00:34:19,826 --> 00:34:24,239 Come on, pick up the phone! And tell your man I sold everything right. 425 00:34:28,793 --> 00:34:30,371 Hey, boss. 426 00:34:30,795 --> 00:34:34,875 Gimme two greeks with a lot of fries. 427 00:34:38,803 --> 00:34:40,179 Lapping? 428 00:34:40,597 --> 00:34:42,839 -Let me explain. 429 00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,804 The camera gets out the water... 430 00:34:46,227 --> 00:34:47,852 And then I do.. 431 00:34:48,271 --> 00:34:50,477 ..a back-front traveling with a south-american outline 432 00:34:50,899 --> 00:34:54,481 ..over a chick... true hotness ! 433 00:34:54,903 --> 00:34:58,354 When suddenly, from the depth.. 434 00:34:58,782 --> 00:34:59,777 ..of the waters... 435 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,067 -We eat or we talk ? -Cut! Jos챕, you're in the middle of my shot. 436 00:35:04,496 --> 00:35:07,117 -Go and grab the food, Momo. 437 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:11,787 -And I pay with my smile ? -Here. And take your time 438 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:13,243 OK ? 439 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:19,500 -OK, I get it 440 00:35:19,928 --> 00:35:23,379 OK, pals, I'll get the order. 441 00:35:23,807 --> 00:35:24,886 I'm leaving 442 00:35:25,308 --> 00:35:27,929 Careful, I'm still here. 443 00:35:28,353 --> 00:35:30,144 -Bye! 444 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,355 -Isn't he dumb this one? 445 00:35:32,774 --> 00:35:36,392 -No, why ? He's ok to me. 446 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:38,528 And he looks... 447 00:35:38,947 --> 00:35:40,227 resolute. 448 00:35:40,657 --> 00:35:41,819 -Momo ? 449 00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:45,243 The guy is a cracker ! His big thing 450 00:35:45,662 --> 00:35:48,413 is telling his life to everyone kind enough not to slap him. 451 00:35:48,832 --> 00:35:50,908 -Is it? And yours? 452 00:35:51,334 --> 00:35:55,284 Except building saunas, what's your big thing? 453 00:35:55,713 --> 00:35:59,960 -I'm in the rap buziness, I have some plans 454 00:36:00,385 --> 00:36:05,177 I aint one of those wankers roasting their asses in Santo-Rico. 455 00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,425 -Actually I'm going overthere, 456 00:36:07,851 --> 00:36:09,808 ..next week. 457 00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:18,058 Oh yes Again 458 00:36:20,864 --> 00:36:22,856 -You ok fella ? 459 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:25,655 -Surprise ! -Manuella ? 460 00:36:26,077 --> 00:36:30,538 -Let me introduce you Daddy and Mommy. -She talked a lot about you. 461 00:36:30,957 --> 00:36:36,082 -I'm so happy you're here, with my family To celebrate my admission in the police. 462 00:36:36,504 --> 00:36:39,754 -She had the top grades She's the best of the family. 463 00:36:40,175 --> 00:36:44,007 -And we have good elements. Come on, son. 464 00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:49,931 Here is uncle Norbert, from organized crime squad. He's good. 465 00:36:50,351 --> 00:36:54,848 Cousins Gilles and Serge, CRS*. -''What are you going to do to me?'' 466 00:36:58,735 --> 00:37:01,938 -Aunt Violaine, She works wire tapes. 467 00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:05,400 -Uncle Adolphe, aka Serpico, commissioner at the DEA. 468 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:07,818 His dog always finds the drug. 469 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,039 -That's, that's great... 470 00:37:12,457 --> 00:37:16,668 -See? It likes you already. 471 00:37:17,087 --> 00:37:19,375 -Hey! Escobar! Shut up ! Already drunk? 472 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,004 -Welcome in the family boy ! -Here's for you, fella ! 473 00:37:27,514 --> 00:37:30,965 Let me put that away. -No, no, thanks. 474 00:37:31,393 --> 00:37:33,184 -Calm down, Tony. You're all stressed up 475 00:37:33,603 --> 00:37:35,228 -Chantal, put that boy bag away. 476 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,934 Come on pigs ! 477 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:50,449 -Nice... nice. 478 00:37:53,873 --> 00:37:56,744 -What are you doing all alone ? 479 00:37:57,168 --> 00:37:59,327 Come and dance, son, You're family. 480 00:37:59,754 --> 00:38:01,213 Let me show you 481 00:38:01,631 --> 00:38:05,498 -It's the pigs dance, getting out of the pub.. 482 00:38:05,927 --> 00:38:08,548 putting you in handcuffs 483 00:38:08,972 --> 00:38:12,222 -It's the pigs dance, getting out of the pub.. 484 00:38:12,642 --> 00:38:17,185 putting you in handcuffs It's the pigs dance, 485 00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:22,563 getting out of the pub.. putting you in handcuffs 486 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,166 -Do your stuff, Norbert. 487 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:45,253 -Oh come on officer, The scooter ain't mine 488 00:38:45,675 --> 00:38:48,344 It's my chick momma's. I swear wasn't me 489 00:38:51,181 --> 00:38:55,095 He's good, isn't he ? 490 00:38:55,518 --> 00:38:56,467 -Yes... 491 00:38:56,895 --> 00:38:58,603 -I have another one 492 00:38:59,022 --> 00:39:02,722 I swear, these are medicinal herbs for my granny, officer 493 00:39:10,658 --> 00:39:11,773 -Oh, Tony ! 494 00:39:12,202 --> 00:39:14,194 I want to marry you ! 495 00:39:20,877 --> 00:39:23,285 -Three sandwichs... 496 00:39:23,713 --> 00:39:26,418 -Hey chef, where's my order at? 497 00:39:26,841 --> 00:39:30,341 -Oh, I'm no speedy ass, son. 498 00:39:30,762 --> 00:39:33,597 -The 3 sandwichs are ready? 499 00:39:43,316 --> 00:39:45,558 -Keep the change chef. 500 00:39:46,361 --> 00:39:50,228 -You're fucking with me? You plan on delivering everyone before me? 501 00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:53,064 -Where do you think you are ? 502 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:55,367 -Gimme that 503 00:39:55,787 --> 00:39:58,539 -Hey, give it back 504 00:39:58,957 --> 00:40:00,202 My sandwich... 505 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,906 -Drop it 506 00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:10,335 -That some dough you two have here. 507 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,919 -Don't be mean cousin. 508 00:40:13,346 --> 00:40:14,509 Share 509 00:40:17,642 --> 00:40:18,472 -Leave him be ! 510 00:40:20,812 --> 00:40:22,306 -Hooligans, 511 00:40:22,731 --> 00:40:25,304 Don't ever come back here Or I'll... 512 00:40:25,734 --> 00:40:27,525 -Hey that's Momo ! 513 00:40:27,944 --> 00:40:29,937 Stop ! Let him go ! 514 00:40:42,709 --> 00:40:43,989 -Don't.. 515 00:40:44,419 --> 00:40:45,617 ..do this kind of things! 516 00:40:52,594 --> 00:40:53,756 -My dough ! 517 00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,674 My dough ! 518 00:41:02,228 --> 00:41:04,102 -You ok, Jos챕 ? 519 00:41:11,196 --> 00:41:14,232 My dough ! My dough ! My dough ! 520 00:41:14,657 --> 00:41:16,152 My dough ! 521 00:41:22,957 --> 00:41:24,416 -You ok, Jos챕 ? 522 00:41:35,053 --> 00:41:39,881 *-Central to Zebra 12. The Greek, no onions, guys. Over. 523 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:02,369 -*Don't worry, I've got it. 524 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,162 -Merguez... 525 00:42:17,846 --> 00:42:20,384 -What a bunch of assholes ! 526 00:42:20,807 --> 00:42:23,724 What the Fuck ! Shit ! shit ! 527 00:42:42,746 --> 00:42:46,411 -Ok he left, the disgusting ass. 528 00:42:47,876 --> 00:42:49,952 -Shit, Narb챕. 529 00:42:50,378 --> 00:42:55,124 Do we really have to hide like hobos for two weeks ? 530 00:42:55,550 --> 00:42:58,504 -We have no choice We can't go back home, can we? 531 00:42:58,928 --> 00:43:03,092 -You could have picked up our gear before they close the locker-room. 532 00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:07,977 Fuck I'm freezing here ! -Shut up, you're always grunting. 533 00:43:08,396 --> 00:43:12,608 Do you even have ideas ? -Shut up, Narb챕. 534 00:43:13,026 --> 00:43:14,401 -Shut up. 535 00:43:14,819 --> 00:43:17,310 -Don't turn back don't move. 536 00:43:17,739 --> 00:43:21,404 -What... ? -I swear... 537 00:43:21,826 --> 00:43:24,863 There's a monkey there, in the tree. -Come on ! 538 00:43:25,288 --> 00:43:28,075 -don't move. -Don't piss me off. 539 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:32,628 I'm not kidding. -I swear, a monkey. 540 00:43:50,146 --> 00:43:53,764 Oh, shit Do the lion. Roar, dude. 541 00:43:54,192 --> 00:43:55,651 Come on, roar. 542 00:43:56,069 --> 00:43:58,738 -Roar ! Roar ! -Roar ! Roar ! 543 00:44:01,991 --> 00:44:04,399 -Go away! -bark, bark ! 544 00:44:04,828 --> 00:44:06,156 -Dash off ! 545 00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:10,035 -Manuella, we need to talk. 546 00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:14,954 Manuella, listen, I've been thinking and I realized... 547 00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:17,622 We have to talk. 548 00:44:18,049 --> 00:44:22,841 Hey, Manuella, funny thing, I've just thought of something.. 549 00:44:23,263 --> 00:44:26,347 What? Don't give me that look. Drop it, I'm telling you, drop it. 550 00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:27,845 You and I it's over ! 551 00:44:28,268 --> 00:44:32,396 I am a street guy, hardcore. And you, you're a Chick ! 552 00:44:32,814 --> 00:44:35,731 I'm leaving, goodbye. No, don't try to change my mind. 553 00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:39,105 It's over. Dry those tears. 554 00:44:39,529 --> 00:44:41,438 It's not easy for me to say it. 555 00:44:41,865 --> 00:44:44,782 But I swear, you have to understand, It's over. 556 00:45:03,428 --> 00:45:05,467 -She's pretty, pretty, pretty 557 00:45:05,889 --> 00:45:09,008 With her I can only compose, Even with her big nose. 558 00:45:09,434 --> 00:45:12,719 -Who has a big nose ? 559 00:45:13,146 --> 00:45:15,222 -Oh, You're awake ? 560 00:45:15,648 --> 00:45:17,855 No, you see, it's for the rhyme. 561 00:45:18,276 --> 00:45:20,565 -For the rhyme ? Hm... 562 00:45:23,698 --> 00:45:25,691 -Feeling better ? -Hm, hm. 563 00:45:26,117 --> 00:45:27,066 -Well sorry for what happened... 564 00:45:27,494 --> 00:45:29,403 I should have... -Hush. 565 00:45:29,829 --> 00:45:33,198 Without that, We wouldn't be here today. 566 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:36,910 And you got what you wanted, right? 567 00:45:38,129 --> 00:45:41,747 -I confess. But next time we go out 568 00:45:42,175 --> 00:45:45,425 If you could not drag me into your brawls 569 00:45:45,845 --> 00:45:48,882 My head is still ringing. 570 00:45:54,437 --> 00:45:57,687 -So Titoune, Did you sleep well ? 571 00:45:58,108 --> 00:46:00,314 -Hm... Hm... Hm... 572 00:46:00,735 --> 00:46:03,820 -So grumpy today! 573 00:46:05,907 --> 00:46:07,070 You're hungry ? 574 00:46:08,284 --> 00:46:12,448 I'm gonna get us some chinese. You'll feel better. 575 00:46:12,872 --> 00:46:13,987 -Hm... 576 00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:17,085 -Oh, I love you so much ! 577 00:46:29,931 --> 00:46:33,881 -Tony ! Help ! Help ! I'm in deep shit! 578 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:38,178 -Casimir ! Help ! Help ! I'm in deep shit! 579 00:46:38,606 --> 00:46:40,017 -Tony ? 580 00:46:42,402 --> 00:46:45,735 What do you mean you lost the dough?! You're a true asshole! 581 00:46:46,156 --> 00:46:48,860 -I didn't mean to, Tony. 582 00:46:49,284 --> 00:46:51,526 -Untie me ! Untie me so I can kick your ass. 583 00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:56,573 -We're going to pull through, Tony, right ? 584 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,044 -You don't get it. We're dead ! You get it? 585 00:47:01,463 --> 00:47:06,041 They'll find our heads in garbage bags, end of the story 586 00:47:06,468 --> 00:47:08,626 -Garbage bags ? 587 00:47:14,517 --> 00:47:16,095 -Sonnuva... 588 00:47:18,688 --> 00:47:20,681 ... 589 00:47:21,483 --> 00:47:22,728 -Your girl ! 590 00:47:23,151 --> 00:47:25,903 -Shit! Do something ! 591 00:47:26,321 --> 00:47:29,737 -Whose chinese food is it ? My beloved it is. 592 00:47:30,158 --> 00:47:34,321 And some bo bun for my Titoune. 593 00:47:52,055 --> 00:47:54,261 -Garbage bags ! 594 00:47:54,682 --> 00:47:56,889 -Tony Merguez ! 595 00:47:57,310 --> 00:47:58,852 You can run, I'll get you ! 596 00:48:03,733 --> 00:48:05,192 -My waggon ! 597 00:48:05,610 --> 00:48:09,359 -Hey look up there ! It's at Merguez's ! 598 00:48:09,781 --> 00:48:13,114 -You motherfucker ! -Hey, Merguez ! 599 00:48:13,535 --> 00:48:16,654 -The fuck you're doing up there ? -Hush. 600 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,622 -Come on, get down ! 601 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,534 -Titoune ! 602 00:48:21,918 --> 00:48:23,198 Titoune ! 603 00:48:23,628 --> 00:48:24,659 Come back ! 604 00:48:25,463 --> 00:48:27,337 Come back, Titoune ! ! 605 00:48:28,341 --> 00:48:30,666 -Garbage bag ! 606 00:48:31,094 --> 00:48:33,051 In a garbage bag! 607 00:48:33,471 --> 00:48:35,263 -You're mine ! 608 00:48:37,684 --> 00:48:40,009 I know you love me ! 609 00:48:44,065 --> 00:48:47,683 -Spring cleaning, Merguez ? 610 00:48:48,111 --> 00:48:49,902 You're gonna pay for my car motherfucker ! 611 00:48:50,321 --> 00:48:53,192 -Wait, I can explain. 612 00:48:53,616 --> 00:48:55,942 -Titoune ! ! Titoune ! ! 613 00:49:07,714 --> 00:49:09,457 -Start up ! Oh hhit. 614 00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:12,753 Start up! 615 00:49:23,563 --> 00:49:25,354 -Tony Merguez ! ! 616 00:49:57,055 --> 00:49:59,047 Come back, Titoune ! 617 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:01,431 Please... 618 00:50:20,328 --> 00:50:22,321 -What the... 619 00:50:25,417 --> 00:50:27,124 -Oh, that's better, Thanks pal 620 00:50:27,544 --> 00:50:32,502 I'm in deep shit right now. If it was only for the crazy chick... 621 00:50:32,924 --> 00:50:35,593 If she was the only problem... 622 00:50:36,010 --> 00:50:38,086 But you were right about Zoran He's a bit relou*. 623 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:42,807 And things are not going as planned. You see the shit I'm in? 624 00:50:43,226 --> 00:50:44,471 -Yeah, yeah... 625 00:50:44,894 --> 00:50:46,970 Awesome shit. 626 00:50:47,397 --> 00:50:49,970 -Ho, you're listening ? -yeah, yeah... 627 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,813 Isn't she hot stuff ? Look at her text. 628 00:50:55,238 --> 00:50:57,029 I'm so in love. 629 00:50:57,449 --> 00:50:59,240 -Ok, yeah, awesome. 630 00:50:59,659 --> 00:51:02,446 But Jos챕, I'm telling you there's trouble ahead! 631 00:51:02,871 --> 00:51:04,910 -Keep it cool man. 632 00:51:05,331 --> 00:51:08,700 You know, at the beginning things looked bad with Clemence too. 633 00:51:09,127 --> 00:51:11,535 And eventually, it's awesome ! 634 00:51:14,841 --> 00:51:19,254 -OK. Listen, Jos챕. Given the situation Im in... 635 00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:23,926 I was wondering..you could let me crash here 2 or 3 days. 636 00:51:24,350 --> 00:51:27,684 -No, no, no. No way. It's not my place here. 637 00:51:28,104 --> 00:51:33,561 -I beg you, Jos챕 ! I'm in deep shit ! S.H.I.T. ! 638 00:51:33,985 --> 00:51:37,484 I will even help you finish your wood stuff. 639 00:51:39,324 --> 00:51:40,699 -Then... OK. 640 00:51:41,117 --> 00:51:41,864 But, 641 00:51:42,285 --> 00:51:46,330 ..don't touch the trinkets you use the brush in the toilets 642 00:51:46,748 --> 00:51:48,123 and beware not scratching the marble. 643 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:53,334 You get it ? And overall, take care of Tikiwinki. 644 00:51:53,755 --> 00:51:56,080 -The dawg ? You're joking ? 645 00:51:56,508 --> 00:51:58,417 He's my best pal ! 646 00:51:58,843 --> 00:52:00,717 It's my dog, man ! 647 00:52:05,975 --> 00:52:11,100 -Well, Mr. Guignard, I admit you're pretty convincing. 648 00:52:11,523 --> 00:52:15,567 -It means we're going to shoot my movie, Mr. Boolman ? 649 00:52:15,985 --> 00:52:19,319 -Of course. We begin production today. 650 00:52:19,739 --> 00:52:22,823 -But... you don't read the script ? 651 00:52:23,243 --> 00:52:24,192 -Cigar ? 652 00:52:25,161 --> 00:52:27,486 The script is perfect 653 00:52:27,914 --> 00:52:32,208 -You know, Mr. Boolman, I've always loved your work. 654 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:35,379 Lights, actors... 655 00:52:35,797 --> 00:52:40,008 Because of your work I want to make movies. 656 00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:41,885 But, if I may... 657 00:52:42,303 --> 00:52:46,384 Your movies always lack something 658 00:52:46,808 --> 00:52:49,216 You know what it is ? 659 00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:52,265 No ? A script. 660 00:52:54,315 --> 00:52:58,183 -Hell yes ! That's a good idea man ! 661 00:52:58,611 --> 00:53:02,905 Hey! All of you, That's Maurice ! He's awesome ! 662 00:53:03,324 --> 00:53:06,990 Action, cut ! Action, cut ! 663 00:53:07,746 --> 00:53:10,616 Hou, je suis 횪 fond, moi ! 664 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,453 ''Say La Vee''by De La Soul. 665 00:54:45,343 --> 00:54:47,051 -Oh, Cindy ! 666 00:54:48,012 --> 00:54:51,595 It's so hot ! Don't you think ? 667 00:54:52,016 --> 00:54:55,183 -Oh the sun ! That's incredible, Brigitte ! 668 00:54:55,603 --> 00:54:59,103 I can feel the sunbeams penetrate me. I'm sweating ! 669 00:54:59,524 --> 00:55:02,359 -Awesome ! 670 00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:04,185 Hey. 671 00:55:04,612 --> 00:55:06,901 -Oh, I don't believe it ! 672 00:55:07,323 --> 00:55:11,273 -Let me cover you with cream your skin is so wet. 673 00:55:11,703 --> 00:55:15,154 -Oh yes ! Cover me up ! Cover me up ! 674 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:19,331 Your skin smells so good 675 00:55:19,753 --> 00:55:21,626 -Do you want to taste ? 676 00:55:22,046 --> 00:55:23,375 -Hello girls ! 677 00:55:23,798 --> 00:55:26,206 -What's up ? -Everything's good? 678 00:55:26,634 --> 00:55:28,259 -Really good. 679 00:55:28,678 --> 00:55:32,012 -Oh, here are the swimming instructors 680 00:55:34,934 --> 00:55:38,469 -But... what are you doing? 681 00:55:38,897 --> 00:55:43,191 -You don't seem awake. -No, I've just woke up.* 682 00:55:44,736 --> 00:55:48,021 -Cut ! There are hobos on the stage ! 683 00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:51,983 That's not in the script ! what the fuck ? 684 00:55:52,410 --> 00:55:56,360 -Who is this guy ? -That's nothing. That must be... (how do you call them?) 685 00:55:56,790 --> 00:56:01,866 ..the props. Yeah, that's it. Hey, boys ! You're late! 686 00:56:02,295 --> 00:56:05,331 Why don't you two prop up something? 687 00:56:05,757 --> 00:56:07,666 Find us some seafood. 688 00:56:08,093 --> 00:56:09,041 -What ? 689 00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:13,336 -Just go ! The actresses are waiting. 690 00:56:13,765 --> 00:56:15,140 -Oh yes, the actresses, waiting for us, of course 691 00:56:15,558 --> 00:56:18,180 Yes, yes, let's find some 692 00:56:18,603 --> 00:56:21,853 seafood. Go find some oysters 693 00:56:22,273 --> 00:56:23,222 -Oysters, Ok. 694 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:31,900 -That's quite awesome when built. 695 00:56:32,325 --> 00:56:34,650 -Teamwork man ! 696 00:56:35,078 --> 00:56:36,642 The dreamteam like I told you 697 00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:57,847 -Yo, yo, yo ! 698 00:56:58,268 --> 00:57:02,764 I am the true nobleman in my norwegian sauna We worked like dogs, but this ain't no bog 699 00:57:03,189 --> 00:57:08,017 Sooner out of this manse Under the tropics with Cl챕mence 700 00:57:08,445 --> 00:57:10,437 -With Cl챕mence ? -Yes. 701 00:57:10,864 --> 00:57:12,572 -You go with her ? 702 00:57:12,991 --> 00:57:16,241 -Oh man, you know, I couldn't say no to her. 703 00:57:16,661 --> 00:57:17,942 -Yeah but... 704 00:57:18,371 --> 00:57:22,867 At least we get to throw a big party in the manor, the West Coast way. 705 00:57:23,293 --> 00:57:26,459 -And a ball-trap while you're at it? You're crazy man. 706 00:57:39,476 --> 00:57:42,809 -Come on, let's put the sea food -Alright 707 00:57:43,229 --> 00:57:46,349 We need to do good for the actresses. We're the room service man 708 00:57:46,775 --> 00:57:50,523 -They gonna love it. 709 00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:53,152 -After, maybe... 710 00:57:53,573 --> 00:57:57,487 I don't know. Maybe a little thanks. 711 00:57:58,453 --> 00:58:03,245 -The fuck you're doing here? -Hey, let go of me man. 712 00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:08,079 You want to end up at the hospital ? -What? -We're getting the stage ready 713 00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,213 for the seafood scene 714 00:58:10,632 --> 00:58:13,917 -Yeah, seafood, you get it? -For the movie. 715 00:58:14,344 --> 00:58:17,345 We are the... -the props. -Yeah the props. 716 00:58:17,764 --> 00:58:20,800 -What movie? What the fuck are you talking about ? 717 00:58:21,226 --> 00:58:24,061 -The seafood movie, over there. 718 00:58:24,479 --> 00:58:26,222 -Oh yes ! Yes ! 719 00:58:35,782 --> 00:58:39,233 Fuck... My movie, it's screwed up now. 720 00:58:39,661 --> 00:58:41,238 -Nooo man, 721 00:58:42,497 --> 00:58:46,115 But If can come home early, that would be great too. 722 00:58:46,543 --> 00:58:48,868 I unfroze a roast and... 723 00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:52,415 -Illicit parking of the vehicle, sir. A fine. 724 00:59:08,940 --> 00:59:11,775 -Oh come on, can we come in? 725 00:59:12,193 --> 00:59:14,316 -Don't fuck with me, gimme the money. 726 00:59:15,530 --> 00:59:19,397 Get the out of here. -You can give me a butt and some leaves ? 727 00:59:19,826 --> 00:59:21,949 -Need my balls too ? 728 00:59:38,678 --> 00:59:39,627 -Five-O ! 729 00:59:50,607 --> 00:59:53,014 -On my way, just a minute ! 730 01:00:01,993 --> 01:00:02,942 -Oh no... 731 01:00:19,844 --> 01:00:21,552 Hello. 732 01:00:22,639 --> 01:00:26,850 -Hello. Do you know the owner of the scooter parked outside? 733 01:00:27,268 --> 01:00:28,217 -My girl ! 734 01:00:28,645 --> 01:00:31,136 -No, no. Why ? 735 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,893 -Hush. 736 01:00:36,319 --> 01:00:38,892 -Do you know this person ? 737 01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:49,664 If you ever see him, call us immediatly. 738 01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:51,743 OK ? -OK. 739 01:00:52,669 --> 01:00:54,661 I'll call. 740 01:00:55,088 --> 01:00:57,757 -Good bye. -Good luck. 741 01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:00,374 -Yes ! 742 01:01:00,802 --> 01:01:03,293 Fuck, you're my man! 743 01:01:03,721 --> 01:01:06,888 Oh, cracker, You've got some balls ! 744 01:01:07,308 --> 01:01:08,886 Oh, Jos챕... 745 01:01:09,310 --> 01:01:12,976 I swear, you avoid us a crime of passion. 746 01:01:16,734 --> 01:01:19,226 No ! No ! 747 01:01:19,654 --> 01:01:21,232 Why ? 748 01:01:21,656 --> 01:01:23,447 Why ? 749 01:01:26,453 --> 01:01:28,908 I am dead... 750 01:01:29,330 --> 01:01:34,455 -I told you to give the dope back But no, you didn't listen as usual! 751 01:01:34,878 --> 01:01:36,734 Fuck off man ! I'm done with your shit. 752 01:01:37,130 --> 01:01:39,917 -But I did all this for us ! 753 01:01:40,341 --> 01:01:42,630 For our holidays Jos챕 ! 754 01:01:45,430 --> 01:01:47,422 Oh of course, I get it... 755 01:01:47,849 --> 01:01:52,926 Now You've got some pussy so you forget your mate. You disappoint me Jos챕 ! 756 01:01:53,813 --> 01:01:56,435 -I'm going to pack and I'm out of here. 757 01:02:01,654 --> 01:02:05,403 -Yeah, go, fuck off, I don't need you ! 758 01:02:05,825 --> 01:02:08,233 You're fired from the Dream Team ! 759 01:02:08,661 --> 01:02:11,865 You're no longer part of the Dr.. part of nothing ! 760 01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:14,781 Now I'm alone, I'm the dream team ! 761 01:02:15,210 --> 01:02:16,241 That's the way it is ! 762 01:02:20,131 --> 01:02:22,420 -What is wrong with you? You want to die ? 763 01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:25,629 -Ok now you want to kill me? 764 01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:28,046 Fucking rich cunt ! 765 01:02:28,473 --> 01:02:30,964 That's your fault, bitch! 766 01:02:31,392 --> 01:02:33,765 Go, go screw him under the tropics... 767 01:02:35,396 --> 01:02:37,188 It stings ! 768 01:02:38,733 --> 01:02:41,520 Bitch ! 769 01:02:41,945 --> 01:02:43,569 -Hi 770 01:02:44,405 --> 01:02:47,442 Momo ? What happened ? Where are you? 771 01:02:47,867 --> 01:02:52,695 -Cl챕mence, I really need your help. a matter of life and death. 772 01:02:53,123 --> 01:02:55,660 -OK, on my way. Where are you ? 773 01:02:56,084 --> 01:02:57,875 -I'm blind ! 774 01:02:58,294 --> 01:02:59,872 I can't see shit ! 775 01:03:00,296 --> 01:03:02,170 I'm blind ! 776 01:03:06,469 --> 01:03:09,387 -Well I like... the opera 777 01:03:09,806 --> 01:03:12,178 Yes, of course, I love it. 778 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,640 -And, do you like Beethoven ? 779 01:03:15,061 --> 01:03:17,896 -Yeah. I liked the first one. 780 01:03:18,314 --> 01:03:21,565 In the second, the dog was less nice. 781 01:03:24,446 --> 01:03:25,192 Hi ? 782 01:03:25,613 --> 01:03:29,029 -Zoran, I'm not gonna lie to you. 783 01:04:15,246 --> 01:04:20,407 -Thanks, Cl챕mence. I'll never be able to thank you enough. 784 01:04:20,835 --> 01:04:24,500 You're saving my movie. -John Boolman, producer Thank you, you're great! 785 01:04:24,923 --> 01:04:29,170 The movie, in the sauna, It's gonna be... Yeah ! 786 01:04:29,594 --> 01:04:31,385 Hey all of you, this girl is great ! 787 01:04:31,805 --> 01:04:35,174 -When you do some stunt stuff 788 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:39,467 ..do you warm up before ? -Oh yes, do you? 789 01:04:39,896 --> 01:04:42,102 I mean do you prepare and all ? 790 01:04:42,524 --> 01:04:44,563 -Hey, wait, wait 791 01:04:44,984 --> 01:04:48,733 You have to call your wife. You have to pick up your kids at school. 792 01:04:49,155 --> 01:04:50,947 -Hey... I wanted to ask miss... 793 01:04:51,366 --> 01:04:54,817 -Enough thanking, Momo. You owe me one. Let's go, now. 794 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:21,469 -Hush. 795 01:05:39,372 --> 01:05:40,570 Fuck off ! 796 01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:45,492 They'll see I am a true man. 797 01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:52,458 I am the real deal, for sure. 798 01:05:54,053 --> 01:05:56,212 Drop it pal. 799 01:05:56,639 --> 01:05:58,182 -The motherfucker wants to kill me 800 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,847 He doesn't know who I am -Tony, Tony, Tony... 801 01:06:03,271 --> 01:06:05,014 Drop the thing, you're going to mess up 802 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,479 -I am Tony Merguez ! 803 01:06:07,901 --> 01:06:12,064 Tony Merguez, you hear ? I ain't no clown ! 804 01:06:12,489 --> 01:06:13,769 -Enough. 805 01:06:14,199 --> 01:06:18,243 -Let me go, I'll fuck him up ! Think I am kidding ? 806 01:06:18,661 --> 01:06:22,789 I'am the real deal ! Bring it on Zoran ! 807 01:06:23,208 --> 01:06:24,785 -Give me that ! 808 01:06:26,294 --> 01:06:29,165 -Don't fuck with me ! 809 01:07:36,448 --> 01:07:40,860 -They dropped sea bears everywhere! 810 01:07:41,286 --> 01:07:45,235 Sorry, Cl챕mence. Don't sweat it, I take care of it. 811 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:50,666 -Sorry, Cl챕mence ! Sorry ! Don't move. 812 01:07:51,087 --> 01:07:55,167 -Easy ! Be careful 813 01:07:56,384 --> 01:07:58,756 -Wait, wait, wait 814 01:07:59,179 --> 01:08:02,844 -Oh, Be gentle. -Your phone... 815 01:08:03,266 --> 01:08:04,511 -Relax. 816 01:08:04,934 --> 01:08:07,971 -Hi. 817 01:08:08,396 --> 01:08:13,058 No, it's not Cl챕mence. She's busy with Maurice. 818 01:08:13,485 --> 01:08:14,860 *Hold on. 819 01:08:15,278 --> 01:08:18,030 *-Ah... -Allo ? Cl챕mence ? 820 01:08:18,448 --> 01:08:20,654 -No, it's not Cl챕mence. 821 01:08:21,075 --> 01:08:24,326 -He's going heavy on her -He should be softer 822 01:08:24,746 --> 01:08:26,785 The guy is hardcore 823 01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:30,991 -I have fat fingers, that's not my fault -Momo ?! All척, Cl챕mence ? 824 01:08:31,419 --> 01:08:33,708 -He's ruining her 825 01:08:34,130 --> 01:08:37,048 With what she has in her, she got to have it rough. 826 01:08:37,467 --> 01:08:40,172 *-Use your mouth. 827 01:08:40,595 --> 01:08:41,840 -Wait. 828 01:08:42,263 --> 01:08:44,552 -It's coming, it's coming ! 829 01:08:44,974 --> 01:08:48,011 -It comes. -That's going to spurt. 830 01:08:48,436 --> 01:08:50,595 *-Oh yes... Oh yes... 831 01:09:05,370 --> 01:09:06,698 -Jos챕... 832 01:09:11,626 --> 01:09:13,702 I'm sorry, mate. 833 01:09:16,047 --> 01:09:17,921 -I know.. 834 01:09:18,341 --> 01:09:20,749 ..where we can get the money. 835 01:09:21,177 --> 01:09:22,126 -huh ? 836 01:09:22,554 --> 01:09:23,668 How ? 837 01:09:24,097 --> 01:09:27,300 -We're repaying Zoran, with interests. 838 01:09:27,725 --> 01:09:31,937 -How? You mean we rip off this place? 839 01:09:32,355 --> 01:09:37,100 -No, no. We're throwing a big party with paying entries 840 01:09:37,527 --> 01:09:40,896 Look at the place, That's 500 people least. 841 01:09:41,322 --> 01:09:43,695 The whole district is going to want in. 842 01:09:44,117 --> 01:09:46,109 Paid entries. We get some booze. 843 01:09:46,536 --> 01:09:51,494 It's gonna be huge, the Dream Team way ! 844 01:09:53,376 --> 01:09:56,662 "Jump Around" by House of Pain. 845 01:10:26,284 --> 01:10:28,989 -Frelate ! Will you answer ! 846 01:10:29,412 --> 01:10:31,654 And you plan on settle here ? 847 01:10:32,081 --> 01:10:33,873 Speed up ! 848 01:11:01,945 --> 01:11:05,195 -In a garbage bag ! 849 01:11:05,615 --> 01:11:07,940 -What the... Hooligan ! 850 01:11:11,246 --> 01:11:15,374 What am I going to do ? There are no cab here! 851 01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:21,881 -Ok, half-price for the chicks. -Tony, you changed, man. 852 01:11:22,298 --> 01:11:24,920 -And don't mess the place! 853 01:11:27,011 --> 01:11:30,380 -Hey, Tony ! Can I come in ? 854 01:11:30,807 --> 01:11:33,808 -Do I look like Santa Claus to you? 855 01:11:37,397 --> 01:11:40,018 Let me go, assholes ! 856 01:11:40,442 --> 01:11:42,066 Let me go ! 857 01:11:44,737 --> 01:11:46,860 Let me out! 858 01:11:51,119 --> 01:11:52,281 Motherfuckers ! 859 01:11:53,621 --> 01:11:54,997 Let me out ! 860 01:12:10,138 --> 01:12:11,087 -Jos챕 ! 861 01:12:11,514 --> 01:12:13,637 Jos챕 ! ! 862 01:12:20,774 --> 01:12:23,561 Oh, my Titoune.. 863 01:12:23,985 --> 01:12:26,227 You missed me, it seems 864 01:12:27,822 --> 01:12:29,233 -Lady, 865 01:12:29,657 --> 01:12:32,694 ..I am no Titoune, I am Zoran. 866 01:12:33,578 --> 01:12:37,658 -Sorry... wrong person. -No problem. 867 01:12:39,542 --> 01:12:42,627 -Forget what just happened. You never met me, you hear? 868 01:12:43,046 --> 01:12:46,331 I'll know where to find you if you talk, ok? 869 01:12:46,758 --> 01:12:48,549 -OK... OK, OK. 870 01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:21,657 -But ? 871 01:13:22,085 --> 01:13:26,414 What the fuck ? That wasn't planned ! 872 01:13:31,261 --> 01:13:32,210 -Excuse me... 873 01:13:32,637 --> 01:13:34,760 Excuse me... -Hey lady. 874 01:13:35,181 --> 01:13:38,218 -Let me in, that's my cousin's party -10 euros 875 01:13:38,643 --> 01:13:41,727 -What's going on Jenny ? 876 01:13:42,147 --> 01:13:45,397 -What's all that? -I think my cousin went crazy. 877 01:13:48,153 --> 01:13:52,446 -Ho, models can go in free But for you 878 01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:54,858 That's 80 euros. 879 01:13:55,285 --> 01:13:57,076 -Hey that's Sammy over there! 880 01:13:57,495 --> 01:13:58,871 -Ho, brother ! 881 01:13:59,289 --> 01:14:01,080 -Check out the chick ! 882 01:14:10,925 --> 01:14:13,381 -Who are those chicks? 883 01:14:13,803 --> 01:14:16,840 -Souvenir from holidays man ! -Hell yes! 884 01:14:17,265 --> 01:14:21,049 -Don't ask We won't tell you 885 01:14:21,478 --> 01:14:24,811 -Cut the bullshit. You introduce me ? 886 01:14:25,231 --> 01:14:29,311 -Calm down son. They're out of your league. 887 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:35,481 So, guys, who's the real deal ? 888 01:14:40,914 --> 01:14:42,112 -Tonight, 889 01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:44,497 ..we have fun ! 890 01:14:52,383 --> 01:14:56,251 -He's out of his mind! -Tonight, we have fun ! 891 01:14:56,679 --> 01:15:01,140 -What's his problem ? -To all those who can't take holydays ! 892 01:15:01,559 --> 01:15:03,303 Jump around ! 893 01:15:28,086 --> 01:15:31,419 -Shake it, girls ! 894 01:15:59,367 --> 01:16:02,534 So... Was it good with Momo ? 895 01:16:04,998 --> 01:16:06,160 Bitch 896 01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:10,417 -What are you talking about ? 897 01:16:10,837 --> 01:16:13,375 What is wrong with you ? 898 01:16:18,052 --> 01:16:22,346 -What are you doing man ? You're crazy or what ? 899 01:16:22,765 --> 01:16:23,761 Jos챕 ! 900 01:16:24,184 --> 01:16:26,888 We can't trust you. 901 01:16:27,312 --> 01:16:30,728 Look what you... -Son of a... 902 01:16:42,911 --> 01:16:43,859 -Come on... 903 01:16:46,790 --> 01:16:48,497 Come on, work, piece of crap! 904 01:16:48,917 --> 01:16:50,459 Get the signal. 905 01:16:50,877 --> 01:16:53,546 The signal 906 01:16:53,963 --> 01:16:55,755 Come on! 907 01:16:57,550 --> 01:16:59,757 Help! Help ! 908 01:17:03,014 --> 01:17:06,465 All척 ? Whoever this is don't hang up I'm stuck in a sauna ! 909 01:17:06,893 --> 01:17:10,807 Call for help ! I am at Santi챕pi manor. 910 01:17:11,231 --> 01:17:14,813 15 Rocquencourt street in the basement. I'm going to die here... 911 01:17:15,235 --> 01:17:18,604 -No, Merguez, you're not going to die now. Don't worry 912 01:17:23,576 --> 01:17:24,608 -Zoran ? 913 01:17:29,624 --> 01:17:33,918 -Three seconds ago I was still alive 914 01:17:37,298 --> 01:17:39,338 -Minouche ? Minouche ? 915 01:17:39,759 --> 01:17:41,966 Help, my love ! 916 01:17:42,387 --> 01:17:45,138 I love you ! 917 01:17:45,557 --> 01:17:47,181 -Yeah, that was because of the sea bears. 918 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,850 -Just great, Jos챕, that's perfect. 919 01:17:51,271 --> 01:17:53,678 -You never tried to understand, didn't you? 920 01:17:54,107 --> 01:17:56,942 No, you had to screw up everything, as usual. 921 01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,859 You can give me that look But what is done is done. 922 01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:08,865 -Oh, baby ! 923 01:18:09,289 --> 01:18:12,574 Why do you react like that ? 924 01:18:15,170 --> 01:18:19,119 All right, all right, I did mess up a little But I was furious 925 01:18:19,549 --> 01:18:20,747 You would have want me.. 926 01:18:21,176 --> 01:18:24,794 ..to do nothing ? Like I didn't care? Right? 927 01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,680 Come on, stop the car ! 928 01:18:35,106 --> 01:18:38,143 I just wanted to tell you... 929 01:18:38,568 --> 01:18:39,943 Oh, stop it now! 930 01:18:59,964 --> 01:19:02,087 -Rocquencourt street? 931 01:19:03,468 --> 01:19:05,840 -Turn right at the next stop. 932 01:19:07,013 --> 01:19:10,512 Then straight for 500m, until the sign. 933 01:19:10,934 --> 01:19:12,309 And left. 934 01:19:17,732 --> 01:19:19,938 Oh no 935 01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:33,571 -Jos챕 is crazy ! And I have some serous spine problem ! The doctor said... 936 01:19:33,998 --> 01:19:37,249 -Come on, that was nothing serious 937 01:19:37,669 --> 01:19:39,661 Back already ? 938 01:19:40,088 --> 01:19:41,463 And Cl챕mence ? 939 01:19:41,881 --> 01:19:46,045 -You didn't see a man, with a scar, come in? 940 01:19:46,469 --> 01:19:50,253 -You're an ass Jos챕 -You mean the guy looking for the basement? 941 01:19:57,981 --> 01:20:02,275 Zoran, please, look into your heart ! Deep down! 942 01:20:03,069 --> 01:20:06,355 -I'll look into yours 943 01:20:06,781 --> 01:20:08,690 -Please ! 944 01:20:09,117 --> 01:20:11,240 -Leave him alone or I'll kill you asshole. 945 01:20:19,169 --> 01:20:23,462 -You were saying ? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the chainsaw . 946 01:20:26,050 --> 01:20:29,135 -Come here. Bring it on. 947 01:20:45,278 --> 01:20:46,820 -Stop it, Zoran ! Don't move or I... 948 01:21:01,211 --> 01:21:05,873 -Merguez and his mates... I'll miss you guys 949 01:21:09,803 --> 01:21:14,511 -Don't kill him, I beg you ! That's because of Manuella 950 01:21:14,933 --> 01:21:19,227 That's on her, and her handcuffs She's a total psycho, been stalking me.. 951 01:21:19,646 --> 01:21:22,647 for days, and days into marrying her 952 01:21:23,066 --> 01:21:25,901 and her crazy pig family! 953 01:21:26,319 --> 01:21:27,861 That's her fault ! 954 01:21:46,965 --> 01:21:47,996 Hey ! 955 01:21:48,424 --> 01:21:50,547 Hey Zoran! That's a miracle! 956 01:21:50,969 --> 01:21:53,590 It's a fucking miracle ! 957 01:21:54,013 --> 01:21:56,931 My dope ! It's gonna be allright ! 958 01:22:04,899 --> 01:22:06,062 Minouche ! 959 01:22:06,484 --> 01:22:08,109 Here you are ! 960 01:22:17,954 --> 01:22:19,496 Minouche... 961 01:22:19,914 --> 01:22:21,159 Listen to me... 962 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:24,204 That's Zoran. He is a bad guy. 963 01:22:42,770 --> 01:22:44,348 -Good luck! Tiny dick. 964 01:22:53,615 --> 01:22:54,564 -Well. 965 01:22:54,991 --> 01:22:56,022 Let's go. 966 01:22:56,451 --> 01:22:59,618 Come on pal, let's go. -thanks. 967 01:23:00,413 --> 01:23:04,031 -Those chicks are crazy 968 01:23:04,459 --> 01:23:07,294 -You tell me. 969 01:23:15,887 --> 01:23:19,338 -I don't invite you in, I didn't clean up. 970 01:23:19,766 --> 01:23:21,758 -Of course, of course. 971 01:23:22,185 --> 01:23:23,348 Good bye. 972 01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:41,280 -This summer, we make the album , We sell it in september... 973 01:23:41,704 --> 01:23:45,951 And for winter? The tropics ! 974 01:23:46,376 --> 01:23:50,872 -While everybody's freezing here -And then we give a concert in the Stade de France, right ? 975 01:23:51,297 --> 01:23:52,460 -Right. 976 01:23:56,302 --> 01:23:57,547 -They're good ! 977 01:23:57,971 --> 01:24:00,592 I have my movie! 978 01:24:01,015 --> 01:24:02,178 -Guignard ? 979 01:24:03,143 --> 01:24:04,518 And Frelate ? What are you doing here? 980 01:24:04,936 --> 01:24:08,471 You didn't build the sauna, did you ? 981 01:24:08,898 --> 01:24:11,852 What's all that ? 982 01:24:12,277 --> 01:24:14,400 What have you done ? 983 01:24:14,821 --> 01:24:18,901 My ancestors house, filled by scum 984 01:24:19,325 --> 01:24:21,651 Oh no ! My Tikiwinki ! 985 01:24:22,078 --> 01:24:23,822 You monsters ! 986 01:24:24,247 --> 01:24:25,196 Frelate ! 987 01:24:25,623 --> 01:24:29,288 We'll settle this in front of a court 988 01:24:29,711 --> 01:24:31,253 I knew it 989 01:24:49,105 --> 01:24:52,973 I'll break you ! I'll... -Wait, wait. Hush. 990 01:24:54,068 --> 01:24:55,646 You hear? 991 01:24:57,572 --> 01:24:58,521 -What ? 992 01:24:58,948 --> 01:25:02,531 -How good it feels when you shut the fuck up. 993 01:25:02,952 --> 01:25:05,953 -I won't allow this ! 994 01:25:06,372 --> 01:25:10,204 -You think I allow you to talk shit at my pal? 995 01:25:10,627 --> 01:25:12,500 You'll learn to respect the family! 996 01:25:12,921 --> 01:25:15,079 -He's from your family! 997 01:25:15,507 --> 01:25:20,085 -Hell yes. And soon, he'll be part of yours. 998 01:25:20,512 --> 01:25:21,626 -Oh no ! 999 01:25:22,055 --> 01:25:25,638 But what... -Calm down daddy, a nigger is not that bad. 1000 01:25:26,059 --> 01:25:28,135 Come on, I buy you a drink. 1001 01:25:28,561 --> 01:25:31,432 There are some chicks... you won't believe it. 1002 01:25:31,856 --> 01:25:33,730 Theyre so hot... 1003 01:26:11,938 --> 01:26:15,389 -That's so awesome 1004 01:26:15,817 --> 01:26:19,150 Hell of a party! 1005 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:46,212 -I don't get it Why didn't you stay in Santo Rico ? 1006 01:26:46,639 --> 01:26:51,515 - I told you We screwed too many girls. 1007 01:26:51,936 --> 01:26:55,021 They put a bounty on our heads man. -Exactly. 1008 01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,895 Too much chicks, 1009 01:26:58,318 --> 01:27:01,817 ..that was no holidays. 1010 01:27:02,238 --> 01:27:05,738 -We were on the move 24/7. 1011 01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:09,694 It was no good. We said : ''Fuck it, 1012 01:27:10,121 --> 01:27:13,241 ''Let's get back home.'' -sensible, that's it, sensible. 1013 01:27:14,584 --> 01:27:18,582 -But, the movie? -And the actresses ? 1014 01:27:19,005 --> 01:27:21,045 -Oh yeah, the actresses... 1015 01:27:21,466 --> 01:27:25,001 -That happenend in the plane, they came after us. 1016 01:27:25,428 --> 01:27:29,260 You know, when the toaster burst into flames. 1017 01:27:29,682 --> 01:27:32,090 -Yeah, the toaster, I forgot ! 1018 01:27:32,519 --> 01:27:36,896 -It was burning like hell. -Like hell brother! 1019 01:27:37,315 --> 01:27:41,443 -She said : ''Ok, you saved me'' 1020 01:27:41,861 --> 01:27:45,111 ''My friend and I, we give you some pussy'' 1021 01:27:45,532 --> 01:27:46,480 -That's it. 1022 01:27:46,908 --> 01:27:47,987 -Oh yes... 1023 01:27:48,409 --> 01:27:52,988 -You say you changed. But what kind of man are you now, Frelate ? 1024 01:27:53,414 --> 01:27:58,373 -I don't hang out anymore. The projects, the staircases, it's over 1025 01:27:58,795 --> 01:28:01,749 -Really ? Are you really over this? 1026 01:28:02,173 --> 01:28:06,337 This text is shit -That's bad. Can they hear me? 1027 01:28:06,761 --> 01:28:08,042 -Come on man! 1028 01:28:08,471 --> 01:28:12,386 We juste have to do this and we're done with him 1029 01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:15,430 Sup'dawg ! What's up ? 1030 01:28:15,854 --> 01:28:19,353 -Good, good. What's new ? 1031 01:28:19,774 --> 01:28:24,187 Anyway, they'll only broadcast in the country police stations, For the kids. 1032 01:28:24,612 --> 01:28:26,938 -In fact, that's a win-win. 1033 01:28:27,365 --> 01:28:31,149 -All척, baby ? You ok ? 1034 01:28:31,578 --> 01:28:34,828 No no, Don't worry, we're on it. 1035 01:28:35,248 --> 01:28:39,625 -What kind of man are you now ? -The staircase, it's over now. 1036 01:28:40,044 --> 01:28:42,500 -It's really over? Have you really changed? 1037 01:28:42,922 --> 01:28:47,465 -I don't spit on the floor, I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to 1038 01:28:47,886 --> 01:28:51,052 Since I stopped being a homie I ditched my pitbull and grabbed a puppy 1039 01:28:51,473 --> 01:28:55,340 -My doggy's named Snoop, and I pick up when it poops 1040 01:28:55,768 --> 01:29:00,015 I went from gangsta to Mother Theresa And changed from Scarface to the Twilight Saga 1041 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:04,272 -I don't smoke no weed I even say hello to Five-O. Hello sir! 1042 01:29:04,694 --> 01:29:08,644 I wake up before the grannies, I feed the birds some seeds and take care of stray cats. 1043 01:29:09,073 --> 01:29:13,570 -Hello sweetheart. Did you catch much bad guys today ? 1044 01:29:16,122 --> 01:29:18,957 -I'm done Tha챦 boxing 1045 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:21,783 Now I'm knitting. Struggling with the mesh. 1046 01:29:22,212 --> 01:29:26,340 When I didn't pay for an apple in the shop. At once I called the 17, I snitched myself out 1047 01:29:26,758 --> 01:29:30,257 All척, police ? About the apple, it was me. 1048 01:29:30,678 --> 01:29:33,086 -I don't spit on the floor, 1049 01:29:33,515 --> 01:29:37,180 I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to 1050 01:29:39,312 --> 01:29:41,305 -I don't spit on the floor, 1051 01:29:41,731 --> 01:29:45,480 I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to 1052 01:29:57,330 --> 01:30:01,114 -In the subway, I pay a ticket and give my place to the vet 1053 01:30:01,543 --> 01:30:05,208 If I find money, I give it to the officer. 1054 01:30:05,630 --> 01:30:09,877 -I am a real gentleman with the lady. I'm done with polygamy. 1055 01:30:10,301 --> 01:30:14,133 I write poetry. I talk when my mouth is empty. 1056 01:30:14,556 --> 01:30:18,423 -I don't say ''Fuck yes'' But ''fabulous'' 1057 01:30:18,852 --> 01:30:22,684 Now I'm a diplomat And my mother is amazed. 1058 01:30:23,106 --> 01:30:27,483 -No more ''Sup Dog.'' ''Dear'', uptown way. 1059 01:30:27,902 --> 01:30:32,114 Hunting, fiching, tradition. I listen to C챕line Dion. 1060 01:30:32,532 --> 01:30:35,568 -Pour que tu m'aimes encore ! 1061 01:30:35,994 --> 01:30:37,986 -I don't spit on the floor, 1062 01:30:38,413 --> 01:30:42,113 I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to 1063 01:30:44,794 --> 01:30:46,787 I don't spit on the floor, 1064 01:30:47,213 --> 01:30:50,878 I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to 1065 01:30:53,553 --> 01:30:55,546 I don't spit on the floor, 1066 01:30:55,972 --> 01:30:59,637 I don't talk about your mother anymore I only cross when the green man tells me to 1067 01:31:01,478 --> 01:31:03,554 -Dream Team! 1068 01:31:05,440 --> 01:31:10,149 -We learnt something man. I feel we're something more. 1069 01:31:10,570 --> 01:31:14,650 -I'm gonna tell you, I feel ready right now.. 1070 01:31:15,074 --> 01:31:17,696 ..to be a father. A dad. 1071 01:31:18,119 --> 01:31:22,199 -We did a lot of stuff. Now we know what life is. 1072 01:31:22,624 --> 01:31:25,827 -At some point, you know all the pusssy you need to know. 1073 01:31:26,252 --> 01:31:28,245 -Hell yes 1074 01:31:28,671 --> 01:31:30,711 OH, OH, OH... OH ! 1075 01:31:32,467 --> 01:31:36,547 -Bouge ton Levi Strauss. Ecoute la zik, la basse est grosse. 1076 01:31:36,971 --> 01:31:40,839 C'est qui, ce Charlie ? Dis ''bonjour, Charlie.'' 1077 01:31:41,267 --> 01:31:45,479 Ou plut척t ''Salut, Jo.'' 1078 01:31:45,897 --> 01:31:50,393 Et demande 횪 Farrugia, c'est pas de la com챕die. 1079 01:31:50,819 --> 01:31:55,279 Le beat, c'est Bollini, du type 75. 1080 01:31:55,698 --> 01:31:59,862 Enfin, bref, demande 횪 de Greef. C'est tout b챕nef. 1081 01:32:00,286 --> 01:32:04,236 -H챕, les rat챕s. -Explique-leur bien ce morceau. 1082 01:32:04,666 --> 01:32:08,829 -C'est pour les L.A.S.C.A.R.S. 1083 01:32:09,254 --> 01:32:14,379 Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce. 1084 01:32:14,801 --> 01:32:18,549 L.A.S.C.A.R.S. 1085 01:32:18,972 --> 01:32:24,049 Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce. 1086 01:32:24,477 --> 01:32:27,763 -Parfois le ghetto, c'est un vrai cartoon. 1087 01:32:28,189 --> 01:32:32,483 Plein de cin챕s et de mythos. Aussi vrai que la Terre tourne. 1088 01:32:32,902 --> 01:32:35,939 Je tire une latte et je fais tourner. 1089 01:32:36,364 --> 01:32:40,444 Pour tous ces soirs o첫 je tra챤nais, le cerveau retourn챕. 1090 01:32:40,869 --> 01:32:44,949 C'est pour les lascars, noirs, bruns, blancs et jaunes. 1091 01:32:45,373 --> 01:32:47,829 Ceux qui ont rat챕 le train. 1092 01:32:48,251 --> 01:32:53,043 Le monde est putain de stone. Nous, on fait swinguer l'Hexagone. 1093 01:32:53,464 --> 01:32:57,213 -L.A.S.C.A.R.S. 1094 01:32:57,635 --> 01:33:02,760 Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce. 1095 01:33:03,183 --> 01:33:06,931 L.A.S.C.A.R.S. 1096 01:33:07,353 --> 01:33:12,062 Tous dans le m챗me sac, pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce. 1097 01:33:12,484 --> 01:33:15,734 "Say La Vee" interpr챕t챕 par De La Soul. 1098 01:35:12,145 --> 01:35:16,606 -Dans un sac poubelle ! Dans un sac poubelle !79408

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