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(All characters, organizations,)

(and events in this drama are fictitious.)

(Broadcasting guidelines were followed
during the shooting of animals.)

Okay, parenting programs.

(2014, KVS Entertainment Department
Meeting Room)

A group shot of men.

People we always see on television,
right?

I'm sick of this.

It's too cliché.

They're always the same. I can't stand it.

I've had enough of this.
Isn't there anything fresh?

I need some air.

- Okay, get some air.
- Okay.

Bye.

What a surprise. Hello.

I'm Ji Jin Hee.

I hope you have a pleasant evening.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Is this better?

I didn't know he was like that.

He has cloudy eyes, but they show madness.

Yes, I'm Ji Jin Hee.

Hello.

You come here Wednesdays
and Thursdays, Actor Ji.

So we like coming to work on those days.

Whenever I come to shoot here,

I also feel excited
to eat the delicious food.

Eating this kind of food
three meals a day.

That would be the happiest life.

With such a face like yours,

three meals a day would not be enough.
I'd even make 100 side dishes...

and prepare ten meals a day for you.

When I retire,
I want to live a rural life...

and make my own meals.

I'll cook meals for you.

Rural life?

Could you please give me
some more spicy stir-fried pork?

No.

Lean meat, please.

Right here.

Yes, I'm Ji Jin Hee.

Ji Jin Hee makes me go "Heehee"
like I've had gin.

"I'm Hyun Joo. Lee Hyun Joo."

"I see. I'm Jeong Han Cheol.
Jeong Han Cheol."

"You can drop honorifics."

Hello, Mr. Ji Jin Hee.

I'm Producer Cho Young Sik
from the KVS Entertainment Department.

Hello. I'm Ji Jin Hee.

I paid a visit to your room...

because I wanted to cast you...

on my first variety show
called "Three Dishes a Day."

- Is that so?
- Yes!

But I'm sorry. I don't do variety shows.

- Well...
- But, sir.

- You should give variety shows a try.
- I don't want to.

Please, just once.

You're making me hate it more.

- Please help me just this once.
- No, I'm not doing it.

- Are you going to work, Actor Ji?
- You scared me.

How about opening...

a new golden era of variety shows
with me, PD Cho?

No, I don't want to, PD Cho.

I'm sure you can do it.
I've been watching you.

- Do me a favor.
- Yes?

Get out of my mirror.

- Okay. Sorry.
- Okay.

- Should I take a picture with you?
- No, get out.

Okay, then.

We worked all through the night.
We did a good job.

I should take a "Leaving Work Selfie."

Hey, hold on.

But...

Producer Cho Young Sik.

His mouth is turned to one side.

Of course,
because you've been sleeping here.

I was doing a shoot all night.

Have you been waiting here all along?

Could you...

please...

do "Three Dishes a Day" with me?

You're so persistent.

Get up.

You're heavy and persistent.

Let me hear what that "Three Dishes a Day"
of yours is about.

Look at you.

"Three Dishes a Day."

Those dishes...

Those dishes are...

No.

His eyes turned white. PD Cho!

No...

Worse luck.
He fainted in front of my house.

The Grand Prize of 2024 goes to...

Ji Jin Hee of "Three Dishes a Day."

Thank you.

With my first variety show,
I did not imagine...

I'd win the Best Couple Award,

the Best Show Award,

and even the Grand Prize.

I want to attribute this glory...

to Producer Cho Young Sik
of "Three Dishes a Day"...

for leading me to a bigger world.

How handsome.

This is Producer Cho Young Sik
of "Three Dishes a Day."

Thank you, Young Sik.

Young Sik, come here.
Say something to the audience.

Young Sik will say something.

Hello, I'm Producer Cho Young Sik
of "Three Dishes a Day."

Jin Hee, thank you so much
for working with me.

I hope you stay my muse forever.

I love you, Jin Hee.

I love you, too, Young Sik.

Let's work together forever.

Let's stay together.

- I love you.
- I love you.

"Three Dishes a Day" for the win!

For the win!

(PD Cho Young Sik's muse Ji Jin Hee wins
Grand Prize for his first variety show.)

(PD Cho Young Sik, "I'll work with Jin Hee
in all my shows from now on!")

I want to carve out
those melodramatic eyes of yours.

What did you just say to me, you punk?

Do you want to hear it again?

- You!
- You son of a...

You bastard.

You bastard.

How could you do this to me?

(Ji Jin Hee and Cho Young Sik separated!
What is the cause of the discord?)

(PD Cho Young Sik and Ji Jin Hee cheer
for each other even after parting ways)

(No "Three Dishes a Day" Season 3?
What is the cause of the discord?)

(10 years later)

Due to the development
of the mobile environment,

the era of television broadcast
has passed...

and we've entered the era of media
of real-time interaction.

What is your dream?

Becoming a popular YouTuber
with 1 million subscribers.

What should we do to safely navigate
our way through the rough waters...

of the era of content?

Today's topic is...

(Episode 1-1
The Return of the Ill-fated Relationship)

Hello, I'm Mr. Entertainment.

Hop, hop.

Actor Ji's new drama
"I Don't Have a Lover"...

started yesterday.

The viewer ratings were
a humiliating one percent.

Is Actor Ji past his prime?

PD Cho's new variety show...

also keeps being the talk.

What's happening to Actor Ji and PD Cho?

Nothing seems to go well
after the two went separate ways.

(Episode 1)

I'm "the" PD Cho.

I'm telling you I'm "the" PD Cho.

So what?

But they want me to stop working
in the field but become a Chief Producer?

They're now treating you
as an old man shoved into the back room.

Darn it.

But you've still had your days
as a legendary producer.

So just become the old man
in the back room.

And support me.

- Back room?
- Yes.

Do you want me to drag you
to the back room for a nice beating?

Look for support somewhere else, you punk.

I'm going to find my new great shot.

Okay. I hope you do.

Celebrity A will be sent
to the prosecution...

for unprovoked assault.

- This celebrity in his late forties...
- They say that's Ji Jin Hee.

- was in a bar in Gangnam, Seoul,
- Really?

I saw in the X-File in the group chat
of my co-workers. They say it's him.

The police say the victim suffered
injuries requiring 3 weeks of treatment...

- and there are more victims.
- That's Actor Ji.

My friend who's a reporter said this would
be on the news soon. It was true.

He was under the influence...

My money.

(CEO Oh)

The person you are calling
is not available.

- Please leave a message after the beep.
- I can't even.

Press a number or the pound sign.

I'm calling you for the 101st time.

Did I, Ji Jin Hee,

really get scammed by you, CEO Oh?

Did I really lose all my money?

If you think...

I won't be able to report to the police...

to keep my gentle and respectable image
as an actor, you are wrong.

So unless you want to be charged
with fraud,

call me back.

Darn it.

I pressed the wrong button.

Darn it.

What?

(Manager Do)

- Yes?
- Did you see the news about assault?

Assault?

Yes.

Manager Do, how could you beat...

It's not me. People are saying it's you.

- Me?
- We need to handle this quickly.

Okay.

(Do we have to remove all of Actor Ji's
standing signboard in our store?)

(I trust the officer.)

Jin Hee.

Is your number up now?

You used to be really close with Actor Ji.

You guys were the first men
to win the Best Couple Award together.

Stop. You're bringing up
traumatic memories.

Shut up.

I have to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

Yali yali yala seng yalali yala

Don't run away.

- Seriously?
- I mean it.

I've never run away from anything
in my whole life.

Yali yali yala seng yalali yala

Good for him.

Fine.

Let's do it.

(It wasn't you, was it?)

(Is this your retirement show?)

Hello.

I'm Ji Jin Hee.

My stomach.

What's wrong with this?

I'll be straightforward.
I did not assault anyone.

I'm Ji Jin Hee.

I'm a gentleman.

I mean, I cannot assault anyone.

It makes more sense to be beaten up
by 17 people, not beat them myself.

No, please.

I swear.

I swear to that supermoon.

"That's bullshit?"

I'm almost there.

I can do it.

Please.

Please.

That was close.

I didn't know there was a place like this.

They must've gone out of business here.

Because of the recession, of course.

What's that?

Blood?

Hello? Is this the police?

I'm on the ninth floor of Hanbang Building
in Hanbang-dong.

I think this is a murder case.

Come now. It's a murder case.

Yes, I'm a producer. I'm PD Cho.

A producer has the camera rolling
in any circumstance.

I'm a producer.

The murderer.

I'm a producer.

That's the supermoon.

You can't see it? It's over there.

I'm filming the murderer
in the site of the murder, everyone.

I'll go further up.

Okay, now look.

It's a supermoon that's bigger...

- that the moon we see every day.
- Is it a suicide?

No.

- Are you okay?
- Thank you.

I almost died. Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you so much.

Why are you here?

- What's this?
- What's this?

- Don't let go.
- Let go of my hair.

Let go before I swear at you.

I won't let go even if you swear at me.

- I'm suffering from hair loss already.
- I'm sorry.

What the...

You.

My eyes. You punk.

- Why did you spit it at me?
- Come here.

- You did that on purpose.
- You punk.

- I'm going to kill you.
- You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Come right here.

You bastard.

(Then did Jin Hee really assault someone?)

(What's this noise?
What's going on?)

You bastard.

Wait a minute.

(It seems the police came to get him
after seeing the live.)

No, it's not that.

No, it's not the police.

I did not assault anyone.

You didn't? Why not? You should've.

My friend over there is drunk, that's all.
You know PD Cho, right?

There he is.

In 2014,

he brought the honor
of winning the Grand Prize to me.

He directed "Three Dishes a Day."

- What's this?
- It's a live broadcast.

Live broadcast?

Hello, everyone.

What?

No, we didn't fight at all.
We're grown-ups.

He's right. It's just that we've met
after such a long time.

We're close, everyone.

That's right.

A reunion? No way.

They say no news is good news.

We wanted to hear good news only,
so we met after ten years.

Yes, and for another 10 years
and even 20 years,

I mean, forever,
we will keep hearing good news.

Of course.

I've explained myself,
so this is the end of the live.

- What?
- Coming out?

Seriously? Do you know this ID?

I like women.

I like women more than he does.

I like women way more than he does.

I like women way, way more than he does.

I like women way, way, way more
than he does.

"CAW, Crazy About Women."
Do you know who that is?

Yes, he's crazy about women.

- Are you serious?
- Sorry.

Is the construction almost done?

Yes, it will be completed this month.

Okay.

He's a lovey-dovey
who chooses love over friendship.

That's right.

There's even this expression.

Faith, hope, and love.
The greatest of these is FL.

What a great day...

for a new investment.

What do you mean by "FL"?

FL. Failed Love.

That damn love. All because of you...

We're doomed.

Is Hanbang Building nearby?

Yes, it's nearby.

We're doomed.

Prince Ga Han Cheol, what are you doing?

Be quiet.

Dad.

Stop watching YouTube videos.

Do you want to become
a slave of YouTube algorithm like me?

This isn't YouTube. It's a live broadcast.

There was this link in Actor Ji's fansite
so I clicked it...

and it's super interesting.

I wonder what made my dad
super interested.

Actor Ji and Producer Cho Young Sik
of "Three Dishes a Day" met...

by chance after ten years.

So...

(Don Man Hui - If you two found
a production company, I'll invest in it.)

What?

"I'm from One Punch Capital and..."

What is it?

Someone said he'd make an investment
if Actor Ji and PD Cho found...

a production company together.

Look him up.

We'd appreciate it if you invested.

We'd be grateful, of course.

Hey, but how do I receive this money?

Of course. Thank you.
We'll do anything you say.

It's a real firm.

(One Punch Capital)

Thank you.

- I looked him up.
- Yes.

(I'm actually passing by Hanbang Building
with my attorney.)

You're nearby?

Then you should come up here.

You happen to be with your attorney?

This is like a drama.

Come up here. Thank you.

We'll be ready to greet you.

Hello, Actor Ji.

- You're here.
- Producer Cho.

I'm Don Man Hui of One Punch Capital.

Don Man Hui.

- I'm Ma Dong Sik.
- But that's mine.

I figured you'd need both hands...

for a smoother communication.

How considerate of you. I appreciate that.

My hand was actually starting
to feel numb.

Should we call you CEO Don?

Of course, since he's the CEO.

Will you really invest in us?

The national actor Ji Jin Hee...

and the legendary producer Cho Young Sik
reunite and found a production company.

Don Man Hui cannot miss
this amazing chance.

If these two found a company
as joint representatives,

I will free-handedly make
the primary investment.

And the investment will be...

three million dollars.

Calm down.

Sorry.

That seems like an adequate amount.

That is enough for primary investment.

- Considering the prices these days...
- It's sufficient.

Under one condition.

Over 3 million subscribers
in 6 months,

and making profit. If you fail,

I will withdraw my investment.

Withdraw? That's not...

But I'll give Actor Ji 30 percent
and PD Cho 30 percent...

of the share,
which will be 60 percent in total.

So if you succeed,
the company will be yours.

- If we have 60, they'll have 40.
- Yes.

That means we'll be the CEO.

- Sixty percent is...
- Look.

There are 10,000 viewers now.

Life can change with one punch.

Your luck...

ran out.

What?

I've met all kinds of people
in this show business,

but nobody as out of luck as you.

Then what should I do?

Hold on.

Don't count that. Just put all of it in.

They're ten-dollar bills.

Are they?

What's wrong?

We have a frugaller here.

- I see a ray of hope.
- Really?

- I see it.
- A ray of hope.

I also see you have more bills.

I see them.

Don't you have a yellow one?

Here's a yellow one.

But that's a five-dollar bill.

I can't even.

What a unique man.

- Ten years ago.
- Ten years ago.

You cut...

this connection.

- Connection?
- Yes.

- What kind of...
- I mean a relationship.

He's a keeper.

He's your helper.

He will support you in your time of need.

So swallow your pride and cling to him.

Okay.

- It only takes one punch.
- One punch.

Let's see.

We don't have enough to read his fortune.

- He paid with five-dollar bills.
- Let's see.

I'll put all my money inside.

- Was that a one-dollar bill?
- One dollar.

No, you must've mistaken.

Who brought him here?

Pick one.

That's the helper I told you about.
That's him.

That's the man. He's it.

(Ji Jin Hee went broke!
Even the national actor got scammed!)

It's cold.

(CEO Ji Jin Hee)

Such solitude.

Come in.

Secretary Cho.

Good morning.

I will brief you
of today's schedule, Actor Ji.

Secretary Cho!

My secretary, Secretary Cho!

Come here.

How many times do I have to tell you?

I'm CEO Ji, not Actor Ji.

Repeat after me. CEO Ji.

CEO Ji.

Louder. CEO Ji.

CEO Ji.

CEO Ji.

CEO Ji.

Get out and come back inside.
Let's try that again.

You're mean.

Such solitude.

CEO Ji.

Elders first, right? Actor Ji Jin Hee.

If you have anything to say,
please feel free to say it.

I've never heard you say that before.
No, thanks.

I'm not desperate for the CEO position.

I'm not desperate, either.

Why not? How could you?

You should definitely become the CEO.
This is a golden opportunity.

Well...

Think about it. Who has more left to lose
between you and me?

Seriously? Things have changed now.

- I know you're not on a roll anymore.
- Be quiet.

Don't say that.
What if he changes his mind?

That would be annoying.

Exactly.
What if he invests in someone else?

- That would be annoying.
- Exactly. We'd become desperate then.

- Right.
- Anyway,

there are people in the world
who have to soar high at times like these.

And that's...

That's me.

- Shut up.
- That's me. I said it first.

Don't be like that.

I've been like this for ten years.

Here you are.

Stop talking nonsense
and just sign the contract.

How did you know I was here?

I saw the live broadcast.

Pay for the drinks first.

He said you'd pay,
so I followed him and brought my shaker.

You should've paid.

Actor Ji, long time no see.

- Here you are.
- You look handsome as always.

You don't remember him, do you?

You don't remember him.
You're such a trash, Ji Jin Hee.

He was the youngest assistant director
of "Three Dishes a Day."

Right. Producer Yang Tae Ho.

He's Producer Kang Tae Ho.

You changed your last name. Good for you.

I was a rookie then,
but I'm a decent and capable producer now.

- Producer?
- Yes.

Then you should enter
our production company.

Right. You're pushed back
with project proposals, aren't you?

I'll guarantee double your current annual
pay and a directorial debut. Are you in?

- Are you sure?
- Of course.

- Okay. I'm in.
- Say hi to everyone.

Wait a minute. You said he was backed up
with project proposals.

That means he's incompetent.

You should think about this carefully.

- That is right.
- What?

Pushed-back project proposals means
incompetency.

Why recruit a producer like him?
What do you think you're doing, PD Cho?

What are you saying? He worked with us
on "Three Dishes a Day." We're family.

I stopped the shoot whenever you farted
and burped, Actor Ji. How could you...

He farted?

Right, I remember.

I remember you, Producer Kang Tae Ho.

During the shoot of "Three Dishes a Day,"
he did all the work.

PD Cho didn't do anything. He just slept
on the job, but PD Kang didn't.

Don't say that. You'll make the viewers
misunderstand. Isn't that right?

- But that was the truth.
- He was right.

Don't be ridiculous.
Hold the camera. You should work.

You're in.

Don't move!

What?

I'm Officer Lee Jin Hyuk and I'm here
because someone reported a murder case.

A murder case?

Where's the body?

Where's the body?

Where is it?

You look suspicious.

No, I give a good impression.

PD Cho, this is a maxed-out credit card.

Maxed out? Sorry. I'll pay with this.

Let's make it quick.

Who reported to the police?

- Who reported to the police?
- Who reported?

Why?

I reported to the police. Sorry.

- Why?
- I mistook spilled wine for blood...

and reported to the police. Sorry.

How could you mistake wine for blood?

There was a saw and a hammer as well,
so I thought it was blood.

- Where's the body?
- There's no such...

But why did you bring that lady
with flowers behind her ears?

On my way here,

I saw her making a bouquet with flowers
picked from someone else's property.

It wasn't a bouquet.
I was arranging flowers in my hair.

Okay.

She's mad.
She has flowers behind her ears.

Not just on one side, but on both.

Since you called the police,
you should fill out a report.

Wait a minute.

Viewers, we'll sign the contract.

Over there.
So, CEO Ji and CEO Cho.

- Yes?
- What?

Are you ready?

We are.

We will...

sign the contract.

- Good.
- Applaud.

Someone said we should hire a writer.

A writer...

Then we'll recruit a writer right here.

- What is it?
- Dad, I'll be out for a moment.

This writer I know is kind of wacky
but is very competent.

Call that writer now.

Now? Should I just call this writer?

Just call that writer.

I have the Grand Master Fedrik,

and the Crown Prince Chris.

But I'm missing the main character,
Northern Duke Felix.

("Northern Duke Felix's Big Size
has Changed")

No.

There's no Northern Duke Felix.

(Producer Cho Young Sik)

Yes, this is Wang Jo Yeon.

I'm sorry, PD Cho,
but I'm planning something new these days.

What? Actor Ji?

What's the address?

(Hanbang Building)

No way.

I can't believe
I get to work with Actor Ji.

Is this actually happening?

This is a fan success story.

Thank you, Officer.

I can't believe it.

(Production Business Investment Contract)

(One Punch Capital CEO Don Man Hui)

(Co-representatives
Ji Jin Hee, Cho Young Sik)

Is everyone in the frame?

- Yes.
- Okay.

The Hanbang Treaty
has been signed at last.

Applaud.

Thank you. Let's do this.

- The ribbon-cutting ceremony will begin.
- Yes.

- Are you ready?
- Yes, we are.

Cut the ribbon when I count to three.

Okay.

One...

Hello.

You're here, Scriptwriter Wang.

Who is that?

She's the writer I mentioned earlier.
She's Scriptwriter Wang.

Say hello to everyone.
This is a live broadcast.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Leave your dog over there.
Cut this when she pulls the party popper.

- Please hold my dog for a minute.
- Okay.

(Matdori Chicken)

Do you wish to return to school
in the first semester of 2025?

Call this number to inquire
about the tuition.

Hankuk University College of Medicine.

Please wait.

Nice.

Sorry, but I'm in a hurry.

We're going to the same floor.

I should take off my helmet.

No!

She ate it.

No, wait.

I didn't mean to eat it.

Unlike everyone in the world today,
I do not suffer from constipation at all.

So if you tell me your number,

I'll call by the end of the day to...

No, not today. I took my morning dump.

I promise to call tomorrow and...

- Fifty dollars.
- Excuse me?

One Space Buds Pro costs 50 dollars
in the secondhand marketplace.

But I swallowed a Space Buds Pro.
How could you not even ask if I was okay?

Are you cold-blooded?

- Bank.
- What?

Send 50 dollars to the account number
123 1215 12315 immediately.

But I didn't mean to swallow...

She's mad.

You should all cut it simultaneously.

Let's go.

- Let's do it for real this time.
- Okay.

One, two...

Delivery.

Please wait.

Move.

- Who ordered delivery food?
- Hello.

What's this?

What was that?

What's going on?

You even prepared a party popper for me.

Hello.

- Who is she?
- Hello, everyone!

I'm a scriptwriter
with three years of experience...

who wants to write a straight story
for the world...

with interesting content.
My name is Ga Joo Ha.

- Did you call her?
- No.

I brought your fried chicken.
Where should I put it?

- Seriously?
- Right here, please.

You're her.

Yes, I'm her.

Against the bullying boss producer...

What was that?

Sorry. You can go now.

I raised my heel, and I quit.

I'm Scriptwriter Ga Joo Ha
with three years of experience.

I see, but what brought you here?

I believe you definitely need
an MZ employee in this production company.

- So?
- "That's right."

"An MZ employee is required
in a production company these days."

Look at this.

- Hi, everyone.
- What is it?

They're asking for an open recruitment
of MZ employees. CAMs should apply.

What do you mean "CAMs?"

CAMs are people who are Crazy About Memes.
I bet you don't even know what a meme is.

I know what it is. I was joking, everyone.

An open recruitment would promote
the company as well. It's a good idea.

How can we hire someone
through a live broadcast?

It's not like we can work
with only two employees, either.

I know. We'll hire more people,
but in the right way.

That's right.

Then let's make this video
an open recruitment content.

- And shoot the process?
- Is that even possible?

- Make it into an episode?
- Yes, exactly.

You get on with it.

Should we proceed with an open recruitment
through this live broadcast, then?

We're getting explosive reactions.

Okay, then, everyone.

We openly recruit an MZ employee
at CEO Ji...

- and CEO Cho's production company.
- Production company.

Please apply.

Me, too!

Let me apply.

- What?
- Cool.

I'll apply to this company.

Me, too.

I'll also apply.

I'll apply as well.

Open recruitment of MZ employees,
let's go!

- Let's go.
- Yes, here we go.

(Show Me the Contents)

Show us what you've got.

It's me, Ga Joo Ha.

You're loud.

We will now begin the open recruitment
of a new employee,

"Show Me the Contents" Season One.

Please applaud.

I'm the winner anyway. There's no point.

There will be three rounds,

and the final winner will be qualified
to enter our company.

Please introduce yourselves
and show us your determination.

Let me go first.

Hello, I'm variety show scriptwriter
Ga Joo Ha.

I'm a dopamine addict
who's crazy about good content.

- Isn't being crazy a bad thing?
- I'm a slave of algorithms.

I'm the true MZ. Ga Joo Ha, let's go!

She's full of vigor.

Why does she keep saying "Let's go"?

- It seems she wants to go home.
- Thank you.

The perfect talent
in the era of excessive content,

Min Jae. That's me.

Talent Min Jae.

Talent Min Jae in samjae.

Samjae? It's your unlucky year, isn't it?

I have experience in creating content.

I am capable of planning,
shooting, and editing as well.

You shouldn't only work hard,
but work well.

I'll work well.

- I like him.
- He seems fine.

I liked his kick earlier, too.

Hello, I'm Michael.

Thanks.

I'm sick of part-time jobs now.

The basics of shaking are proper harmony.

I'm Michael, a shaking expert.

I'll be your employee who can blend in.

- He has no energy.
- He sounds too weak.

I think he's sick.

The police officer is still here.

I'm Lee Jin Hyuk.

I took the first step into the society
as a police officer,

but my dream has always been to become
a YouTuber with 1 million subscribers.

So he knows about this.

I'll show you my acting.

Since Ji Jin Hee is here,
I'll show you a role he played.

Everyone can do that.

A bicycle? Why?

You should ask your mom to buy that.

What was that?

You pass. You definitely pass.

Thank you!

I can't even.

You shouldn't be biased like that
when you're a judge.

Korea, China, and the United States.

I have three practicing certificates
from these countries each.

I'm MaLawyer,
and my real name is Ma Dong Sik.

- He has great qualifications.
- I know.

I do not lose to anyone at all.

My turn. I'm Hae Won.

Seo Hae Won.

I'm from the MZ Office, so I'm sure
I'm the most MZ-like than everyone else.

- She dropped honorifics.
- Yes, she did.

You match those flowers perfectly.

Thankee.

Thankee? Kee?

- Does she mean a Yankee?
- They do rhyme.

Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.

- I won.
- I lost again.

Keep going.

Round One is an MZ-bility Test.

We'll show you a word...

and you have to make a pose
of that word in three seconds.

Okay.

The word is "phone." One, two, three.

This is the pose for a phone.

Isn't it this?

Isn't it this?
Don't say anything and just pick up

You poked me in the ribs first
and asked me out

Poke.

I didn't poke you in the ribs first
to ask you out

Poke.

You two have the best chemistry.
JiCho Chemistry is the best.

You're flattering us.

Judges. None of them understand
what you're saying.

- Sorry.
- Don't interrupt us.

And Michael, you were almost late.
Be quicker next time.

- The next word is...
- "LCSN."

Me.

Was that a swear word?

Like, Comment, Subscribe,
and notification bell.

- Correct.
- You're so fast.

Next word.

- Next is...
- It was an acronym.

- "LUDT."
- Me!

That was fast.

It describes my boss.
Legendary, Undefeated, Diligent, Talented.

LUDT.

- Wrong.
- Look Up and Dance Twice.

Let Us Do This!

"GYM."

Isn't it where you exercise?

Yes, a gym.

Glad You're a Madman.

Correct.

Objection.
Isn't it "Gosh, You're Motivated"?

- That's right.
- Yes.

That also makes sense.
Gosh, You're Motivated.

This does have multiple meanings.

Then you gave the wrong question.

I think it's an acronym for
"Goodness, You're Mad."

You're also mad.

"SBD." One, two, three.

Someone's Bored to Death.

- That's plausible.
- That's why nothing should be boring.

Self-Brought Disaster.

Correct.

- Jin Hyuk.
- 007.

- What was that?
- That means "Adorable."

- Next is...
- "CAP."

Calling in Pain?

Checked my Account,
in need of a Part-time job.

Correct.

Next is a dance challenge.

Do we need someone who can dance
as an employee?

It seems
that's what an MZ employee requires.

(Fail)

Round Two is a Nonsense Game.

I'm from the Planet of Kkantapia.

Do you want to go with me?

We've never met before,
so going on a trip would be too much.

I'd like to get to know you step by step.

- He got involved.
- Fail.

I'm sorry.

MaLawyer, you're out because you cheated.

He had earmuffs.

What's wrong with that?

You never said
using earmuffs was not allowed.

Of course, it's not allowed.
Don't be like that, CEO Don.

Twenty-thousand viewers are watching.

We have to be fair.

To win the Nonsense Game,

you must not laugh or become speechless...

after hearing what the opponent said.

So putting something
in the ears seems wrong.

Over three million subscribers,

making profit in six months. If you fail,

I will withdraw my investment.

- Why are you threatening...
- CEO Don.

I thought using items was allowed.

What's wrong with him?

Is he angry because MaLawyer failed?

- Why threaten us like that?
- He's so mean.

How could he suddenly mention shares?

I can't even.

He was his own secretary.
Don't you agree, Tae Ho?

Scriptwriter Wang, don't you think so?

If he violated the rules,
he should admit he did...

and accept the consequences. Seriously.

Hey, you...

Where do you think you're sitting?
I'll kick you.

What was that, you punk?

That hurt.

This is my chair.

How could you kick me
during a live broadcast?

You were about to sit on my lap,
that's why.

Aren't you guys grown-ups?

Why are you acting like children?

What did you say?

- Sorry.
- Please pull yourself together.

Pull myself together? But he started...

Your junior assistant says
you should pull yourself together.

- This is my seat.
- Scoot over.

But there's no room.

- Okay.
- Let's keep going.

This is the long-awaited final.

Who will be the winner?

Game start.

Pika, pika.

My name is Conan.

I love soccer, so...

Why are there tears
flowing from your ears?

Grandma is here.

Grandma? Whose grandma?
The maternal grandma?

You have runny eyes.

I'm going to take a dump
with Space Buds Pro today.

Honey.

Should that be your wedding gift?

Snow White likes peaches.

Don't touch me.

Cinderella went horseback riding
wearing glass slippers.

There are 99 floors.

The international situation is
looking great these days.

Darn it.

What are you doing?

My phone's almost dead.

My phone will turn off in a while.

So please make it quick.

- Make it quick.
- Quick.

Jjins, thank you for watching
my live broadcast.

This will be the end of the show.

I did not assault anyone. Trust me.

(Low Battery)

What? Hire both of them?

But, the battery...

Cho, my phone has a low battery.

They're saying we should hire both of them
because they're good.

How can we hire two employees?

Come on.

If we end the video like this,
it'll be a problem.

- We're in trouble.
- So come on.

Hire both of them?

Fine.

Excuse, everyone. Listen.

I'll announce the winner
of "Show Me the Contents" Season One.

The winner is...

both of you. Ga Joo Ha and Lee Min Jae.

Both of you can join our team.

Thank you.

I knew I'd pass,
but I'm still overwhelmed.

I'll work hard. Thank you for hiring me.

Congratulations.
Let's make great content together.

You said quite great nonsense.

This is the end of Season One
of "Show Me the Contents."

- Thank you.
- Thank you for watching.

(The broadcast is over.)

Okay.

Let's just go with JiCho Company.

Let's make it an honorable
and long-lasting company with JiCho.

I can't even.

Why is "Cho" at the back?

But you saw the comments earlier.
Think about ChoJi Company.

- ChoJi.
- No.

- It doesn't sound that good.
- It sucks.

"ChoJi." It's not good.

So let's just go with JiCho Company.

No.

But JiCho also sounds old and cliché.

Yes, it's old and cliché. She's right.

- Old and cliché.
- Yes, I agree.

But it's still good. If there's
no other option, just go with it.

No, Kick. Don't eat fried chicken.

Was the dog's name Kick?

- Kick.
- Kick?

You dog. Come here.

Kick?

KICKKICKKICKKICK sounds hip.

KICKKICKKICKKICK.
Kick means to strike with the foot, right?

And you also call the special flavor
in a dish the "kick."

When the star of a movie wakes up
from a dream, it's called a "kick."

I'm good at kicking,
and I like Banana Kick, the chip.

And my laugh also sounds
like "kickkickkickkick."

Let's make contents with "kicks"...

to give it a shot!

- Yes!
- Members of Kickickickick.

It's not Kickickickick.
It's KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Yes, Members of Kickickickick.

KICKKICKKICKKICK.

That's what I said.
Members of Kickickickick.

Members of KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Let's give out a cheer together.

Great.

- I'm on top of you.
- No, I am.

My hand should be at the top.

KICKKICKKICKKICK, let's go!

Let's go!

Fill your glasses.

Is everyone ready?

Cheers.

What?

I have a headache.

My head.

What's all this?

Show me the...

- That's me.
- That's me.

- It's me, you bastard.
- Shut up.

- Thank you, everyone.
- Thank you.

Kick.

KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Members of Kickickickick.

I remember.

Look at this mess.

- What's this?
- How am I here?

Wait a minute.

Where's Ji Jin Hee?

Ji Jin Hee.

Actor Ji?

Actor Ji.

- Actor Ji.
- Actor Ji.

Actor Ji.

What if he was too drunk
and fell out the window?

We have to check.

- Actor Ji.
- Actor Ji.

Ji Jin Hee. Actor Ji. Where are you?

- Please.
- Ji Jin Hee.

- Actor Ji.
- Ji Jin Hee.

I'm here.

Where? Where's Ji Jin Hee?

Where?

- What's that?
- What?

Actor Ji.

What are you doing in there?

Help him.

CEO Cho, help me get out.

Get out on your own.

- No.
- What?

I can't get out on my own.

This is not funny. Just get out of there.

But we're joint CEOs.

I can't believe this.

- Please help me.
- Come on.

Darn it.

Please.

You grab his arm.

You grab his leg,
and we pull him out.

One, two, three.

- It hurts.
- He says it hurts.

Let's try again.

One, two, three.

Thanks. That was uncomfortable.

I think I'm going to throw up.

(Episode 1-2
KICKKICKKICKKICK Begins)

CEOs! You surprised me.

- Are you ready?
- Yes, let's go.

Let's go.

PD Cho, are you nervous?

Stretch your fingers.

PD Kang, let's start our first show.

- Okay.
- What a nice start.

- Is everything proceeding smoothly?
- Of course.

PD Min Jae, is the camera ready?

Yes, it is.

Let's go, then.

Scriptwriter Wang,
good luck today as always.

- Good.
- Let's go.

- Are you all set?
- Yes.

I'm nervous.

- We should be well-prepared.
- I know.

CEO Cho, are you ready?

There.

Hello. I'm your Jjin, Ji Jin Hee.

And I'm PD Cho. No.

- I'm CEO Ji now.
- And I'm CEO Cho.

Thanks to your support,
we founded a production company.

- The name of the company is...
- Kickickickick.

No. It's KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Kickickickick.

KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Knock it off.

We should proceed.

Hello, Brazil.

There are 19,000 viewers.

- I love you.
- But the number stopped there.

(What promise will you make?)

Promise? Right.

- We will definitely make a promise.
- Of course.

If we get 3 million subscribers...

Is there a ground-breaking promise?
Anyone?

TBA.

What's that? TBA?

- Travel By Accident.
- That's right.

Then will I get to travel to Europe
for free?

Be quiet.

Let's make it nice and neat
with a donation.

Donation sounds nice.
What do you think about that, everyone?

We'll make a donation.

Since we'll have 3 million subscribers,
how about 30 million dollars?

Scriptwriter Joo Ha, I'll give you
the company card. Go out and eat snacks.

Get out of here and eat something.
I mean, you can leave for some snacks.

Focus on the broadcast, please.

Yes, we'll donate 3,000 dollars.

Author Wang,
I heard the male characters...

of "Why Did the Officer Eat Red Apples?"
are doing nude photoshoot.

How about a nude photoshoot?

A nude photoshoot?

What are you saying?
Are you out of your mind?

- That wasn't my idea.
- Wait a minute.

That was not my idea.

But the viewers like it.

Are you saying I should say yes?

Say yes. Come on.

I'm always exercising to stay fit.

You'll be shocked to see it.

But I'm not the only CEO.
We're joint CEOs.

Joint CEOs?
Are you saying I should also join?

Okay. I'm in, too.

I didn't mean you had to join.
Listen to me.

Are you out of your mind, PD Cho?

What? It's not like you've seen it.
I'm not that poor.

You should think about this again.

Why should I?

Promise for getting 3 million subscribers.

A couple nude photoshoot
of the CEOs of KICKKICKKICKKICK. Let's go!

No. Why are you still here,
Scriptwriter Ga?

You didn't give me the company card.

PD Min Jae, please remove that lady.

It's been decided.
A couple nude photoshoot.

(Actor Ji Jin Hee and PD Cho Young Sik
promised a nude photoshoot)

(The worst promise of the year,
Actor Ji and PD Cho's nude photoshoot?)

(Do they have to go this far
to win a diamond button?)

(KICK)

Do you want to go camping with me?

Camping? But I'm on my way to school.

Schools are meant to skip.

I'm in.

(Court)

It's your turn now.

Hey, do you want to go camping with us?

But I'm on my way
to submit my divorce paper.

I bet camping will be more fun than that.

Let's go!

"Tails of Tales of Camping."
This is the plot of "TTC."

Okay.

Nice.

Character One of that should...

Okay. PD Tae Ho and Scriptwriter Wang
should work as a team...

- to make "TTC."
- Okay.

If anyone has a good idea,
please feel free to share it.

"Tails of Tales of Camping," so "TTC."

Since it's "TTC," how about inserting
a sound that goes "TT" whenever...

Because of the schedule,
we have to start the shoot this month.

Is that possible, PD Tae Ho?

The concept and plot are fixed.

We need an emcee, a camper van,

and a shooting location left to decide on.
Isn't that right?

Yes. If we cast a capable emcee,
we'll be able to get sponsorship easily.

But I'm not sure
if we'll be able to cast a capable emcee.

The main emcee...

- You can't, Actor Ji.
- Why not?

This is PD Tae Ho's directorial debut.

So he should cast someone
who matches the image he has in mind.

The concept is...

asking a stranger walking by
to go camping.

- So I think someone more humorous...
- Yes.

and friendly would be better.

Do you agree, Scriptwriter Wang?

- I'd definitely...
- She says you suck.

It's not easy to say "You suck"
to the CEO in the face.

So why put your employee
in such an awkward situation, CEO Ji?

I mean...

Sorry.

Camping is not my thing anyway.

In the next meeting,
you should make a list...

- of the main emcee candidates of "TTC."
- Okay.

Does anyone want some coffee?

- I do.
- I...

I'd like an iced americano with vanilla
bean pudding blended with cold brew.

- Two glasses.
- Are you saying I should go and buy...

I'd like a large-sized iced americano.

I'd like a drink with your love, Actor Ji.

HL, please.

What do you mean by HL?

Hot Latte. HL.

I'd like an HL like Scriptwriter Wang.

Okay.

HL. I get it.

I'd like a large-sized iced americano
with vanilla bean syrup...

and Today's Sandwich as well.

- Even a sandwich?
- Yes.

Okay, then.

Please tell me one more time slowly.
You mentioned something large-sized.

Who makes a list
on a piece of paper these days?

It's not like you're running an errand
like you used to when you were a kid.

You should use the Notepad application.
That's how you do it these days.

- Please tell me one more time.
- I'd like...

Hi, Baxba.

Three iced americanos,

two of them are large-sized,
and one of them with vanilla bean syrup.

One vanilla bean pudding
blended with cold brew,

two hot lattes, and one Today's Sandwich.

Send these on the group chat.

This is how we do it these days.

Does that actually work?

It's in the group chat.

Is Baxba the last name?

I'll go and buy coffee, then.

Okay.

I'll go now.

Let me go with...

CEO Cho, don't we need
one more employee to do the busywork?

Yes, we do.
I was going to hire one more person.

If anyone has any ideas, tell me.

I've been discussing that
with Scriptwriter Joo Ha and...

Kick, what are you doing? Is that fun?

One of them with vanilla bean.

One vanilla bean pudding
blended with gold brew.

Two hot lattes, and one Today's Sandwich.

That was a piece of cake.

- I'll pay with this.
- Okay.

Wait.

Aren't you the man who failed
in Round Two, the Nonsense Game, named...

- Michael.
- Michael.

I work part-time here during the day.

I see.

(Transaction Rejected
Exceeded Credit Card Limit)

It says this is a maxed-out card.

- Really? There's no way.
- It's 50 dollars, Michael.

You put in 500,000 dollars.

Did I?

The 0 didn't seem to work,
so I pressed it several times.

So it became 500,000 dollars. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'll do it again.

- Don't forget the receipt.
- I won't.

(Transaction Rejected)

It says it's maxed out again.

You put in 5,000 dollars.

- An installment...
- Sorry.

Would you like to pay
in an installment plan?

No, I'll pay 50 dollars in a lump sum.

Okay. Sorry.

(Hiring a part-timer on weekends)

- I'd definitely...
- She says you suck.

Why put your employee
in such an awkward situation, CEO Ji?

I mean...

- So someone more humorous...
- Yes.

and friendly would be better.

No.

Please.

Two glasses.

No.

Not Kick, either.

This won't do.

I have to find someone on my side.

Here's your coffee.

Thank you.

I can't believe they made their CEO
go out and buy their coffee.

Goodness.

Are you okay?

Thank you so much.

Actor Ji Jin Hee.

Yes, I'm Actor Ji Jin Hee.

But...

That's my coffee.

Come on.

Yes.

Come on. Yes.

What's going on?

Michael.

Michael, turn down the volume.

That was delightful, Actor Ji.

I appreciated it, too.

I stretched after a long time,
so I feel way better.

You're so...

(Résumé)

May I look at this résumé?

Sure. It's a résumé I wrote
for people to see.

Then please excuse me.

No In Seong.

Wait a minute.

(Certificates in ten different languages)

In Seong,
you haven't found a job yet, have you?

Not yet. I'm still seeking a job.

Would you please...

come with me, then?

I'm sorry. Yes.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

Wait. My coffee.

Coffee.

And you are?

It's okay. Don't be nervous.

- Hello.
- Welcome.

From now on, he will be in charge
of all the work in KICKKICKKICKKICK.

He's No In Seong.

Hello. I never say no.

I'm No In Seong.

How do you want me
to interpret this, CEO Ji?

I saw this man's résumé.

He has numerous certificates.

He can speak Korean.

Hello.

Everyone here can speak Korean.

Plus English.

I'm a boy. You're a lady.

- Japanese.
- I love takoyaki.

- Spanish.
- Latte. Iced Latte.

- Chinese.
- Have you eaten?

- Seriously?
- German.

Arbeit.

He can speak ten languages.

Ten languages.

Why would a talent like him
do busywork here?

In Seong considers the work-life balance
very important.

So after a short two months,

he always goes on a trip
for self-improvement...

or studies to get a certificate
of qualification.

But I pleaded with him desperately,

so for the first time in his entire life,

he decided to work for six months.

- Six months?
- End of story.

In Seong, let's go and sign the contract.

Let's do that.

- Let's sign.
- Let's sign.

- In German?
- Arbeit.

- Go.
- Go.

Are you sure about this?

Is this right?

No...

(Right Space Buds Pro 2
Selling at 50 dollars)

(Chat)

I'd like to buy your Spacepod Pro.

(Okay, but it's at home,
so you can get it in the evening.)

Where should we meet?

(Below the clock tower
of Hanbang Park at 8 p.m. today)

Okay.

(BunnyBunnyExpert made an appointment
with you at 8 p.m.)

Why hire someone
without consulting me, CEO Ji?

Do your best
and let the heavens do the rest.

The heavens sent me that friend,
so I had no choice.

You're talking nonsense.

You don't want anyone on my side.
Is that it?

That's not it.

How can we know he's an angel
sent by the heavens or a villain?

How can anyone know?

Twenty-eight years!

What did you just say?

I've been working as an actor
for 28 years.

Sir.

- I have something to show you.
- Come in.

The banner proposal draft
of KICKKICKKICKKICK is complete.

So I wanted to show you for confirmation.

I see.

Min Jae, please take a seat and wait.

Okay.

Look at this.

Move a bit to the right.

That's perfect. Okay.

He has so many certificates.

You're a CEO now as well, Actor Ji.

And you even have 28 years of experience.

I'm sure you're good at judging people,
so you can get on with this.

We've got ourselves a great talent.

All thanks to me.

Sign the contract.

Darn it.

I'm almost there.

I'm wearing a blue hoodie.

She seems somewhat familiar.

This doesn't feel good.

Young Sik.

(10 years ago)

Young Sik.

- Young Sik, listen to me.
- Let go of me.

I said listen to me.

How could you do this to me?

Out of all people, you.

Can't you trust me? Can't you?

How despicable.

I want to carve out
those melodramatic eyes of yours.

What did you just say to me, you punk?

Do you want to hear it again?

- Not my face.
- Darn it.

You bastard.

You bastard. How could you do this to me?

Stop it.

Yeo Ul, tell us the truth.

It's not true, is it?

You pick Young Sik, right?

Tell me it's Young Sik.
You were just shaken, right?

I...

Yes?

I...

(KICKKICKKICKKICK)

We need 3 million subscribers in 6 months.

Okay. Let's go!

It's our first content,
so it has to be extremely provocative.

You bastard. I'm pregnant.

Rumors of their discord are
the talk again.

We're still close.

- Stay tuned.
- Like and subscribe.

Take responsibility
and fire him immediately.

He lost his fiancé to his best friend.

Best friend?

It's a secret between the two of us.

Why put me in such pain?

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