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Come on, Kiyoko.
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If you're trying to learn to meditate,
why pick the noisiest place in the house?
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Kasa-Obake is cleaning my room.
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The kids are playing
and everything's peaceful. It's nice.
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- Yes.
- We have a nice little family going here.
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And finally,
there are no freaky monsters around.
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I got you!
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Ahh!
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Okay, one freaky monster.
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He ate Kiyoko!
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No, no, no, no, no.
I was just playing.
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O-Dokuro, say you're sorry.
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Sorry, Ashibasha.
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Thank you.
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Kitsune's little girl wanna play upsies?
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Aren't you cute?
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Spinnies.
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Oh, spinnies! Your favorite.
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Going up.
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Kitsune, you know what I realized?
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The day you found Kiyoko in the tunnel,
that was my birthday.
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It's kind of like
Kiyoko and I have the same birthday.
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We can have joint birthday parties.
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She'll love that.
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I want her to have
everything that I never got.
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Huh?
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You never got birthday parties?
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Nah, I don't know when I was born.
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No birthday, no party. No biggie.
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Yeah, I just have to go
over here a little.
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Did you hear that?
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How could she stand it?
I love birthdays so much.
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They bring joy
to our inescapable march toward the grave.
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Okay.
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We have to fix this now.
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We're gonna give her
the best birthday ever.
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- Hey.
- Hmm?
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- What's the matter?
- Nothing. I'm fine. It's fine.
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Okay, she's basically begging me
to spy on her.
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Hi, Chizu.
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Lower your voice.
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Hi, Chizu.
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Look, when I saw the kids playing,
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I thought rescuing Hana from the ninja
is the best thing I ever did.
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Then I thought of all the other orphans
at the dojo.
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Right, a rescue mission.
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Just you and me, lean and mean,
super stealth, minimal bloodshed.
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No! Kitsune, it's too dangerous.
I won't let you risk your life.
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Hey, I'm an orphan,
and orphans help orphans.
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I'm not asking for your permission.
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We're gonna make up for all the birthdays
she's missed. It's gonna be great, Spot.
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The most important thing's
getting the right party venue.
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Right. Like... this fight club.
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Or this cake fight club.
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Or this restaurant
where you fight for your food.
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These are all places you would like.
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Um, and Chizu, I guess.
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But we have to find someplace
Kitsune would like.
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- She likes super cute stuff.
- Like pink ribbons.
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Yeah, that's just the start.
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Think bigger.
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She's getting the pinkest, cutest,
fluffiest, most perfect party ever.
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It's gonna be amazing!
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Gaze into the spinning orb.
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Deeper. Deeper.
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Are you trying to hypnotize me?
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Ahh!
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Nah. Just distract you.
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I know it's late in the game to ask this,
but do you have a plan?
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We sneak in, get the kids,
and bring them out.
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Okay, that's more of a goal than a plan.
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Super ultra cute café!
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- I'm gonna be sick.
- Can I take you to the hospital?
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Not that kind of sick.
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Oh, right. You mean you're sick
because we need someplace cuter.
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- Super ultra cute photo booth!
- Meh.
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This place is great!
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It's good, but it's not quite perfect.
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We need someplace cuter.
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Now, children,
suppose there are intruders.
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Focus and...
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The pigeons are back.
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Hold. I'll be right back.
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Psst, kids!
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Now, hey, we're rescuing you!
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Don't. It's another one
of Lady Fuwa's loyalty tests.
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Remember what happened to Ryoko?
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This is a gifted group.
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Yeah. Are you sure these kids need help?
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Hello, pigeons.
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Chizu, please call ahead
next time you visit.
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Oh, wait, there won't be a next time.
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Children, leave us.
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New plan?
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If you see an opportunity
to not die, take it.
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I hope stealing little Hana
was worth it to you.
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These others are mine.
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Dispose of them.
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Lady Fuwa,
I invoke the right of challenge.
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In accordance with the ancient rules
of the Neko Ninja Crew,
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I challenge you
for the leadership of the dojo.
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Ooh, Fuwa, you gonna get a smackdown.
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You can't challenge me.
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You're not a ninja anymore. You left.
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As you have said many times,
no one may leave the crew.
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A ninja is a ninja for life.
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I accept your challenge.
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I have had many challenges before, Chizu.
None of them survived.
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What's happening?
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The ancient rules say
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any ninja may challenge
the lady of a crew for leadership.
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We must fight without weapons.
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If this challenge goes like every other
challenge to Lady Fuwa's authority,
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it will be over quickly.
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And then my only choice will be
to haunt this place as hard as I can.
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But if I win, then I become Lady Chizu...
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...leader of the Neko Ninja Crew.
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You can totally win this.
You got a Kaikishi weapon.
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Did you miss the part
where we have to fight without weapons?
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Super ultra cute
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trampoline place!
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Yay!
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- I'm surprised to see you here.
- We love trampolines.
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They bring in so much business!
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This place is perfect.
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Still not good enough.
We need someplace cuter.
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The search continues!
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Make sure these cuffs are tight.
I'm a flight risk.
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As you know, all weapons are forbidden.
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Whoa! How long has that been there?
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They haven't made
this model for, like, 20 years.
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I can't see! Move!
Get out of my way! Shh!
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Take her down, Chizu!
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Pow! Pow! Pa-pa-pa-pow!
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Damage those internal organs! Damage them!
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When I'm done with you, Chizu,
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I will silence your little friend.
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Ha! Good luck with that.
People have been trying for years.
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Why so grim?
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You're doing better than I expected.
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Ahh!
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This is the last place.
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I don't know.
I feel like we're not gonna like it.
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♪ Pony bright and pony shiny!
Pony nose and pony heinie! ♪
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♪ Some think they're baby horses
But they're fully grown ♪
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♪ Ponies are just shorter horses
And they'd like that known ♪
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♪ Ohayou Pony ♪
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♪ Everybody's friend ♪
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♪ Ohayou Pony ♪
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♪ With money to lend ♪
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♪ Ohayou Pony ♪
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♪ Has flowers to tend ♪
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- ♪ What are you doing for lunch? ♪
- ♪ What are you doing for lunch? ♪
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Chikabuma? Seems like this place
wouldn't be cool enough for you.
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Baby, any place I go
is automatically cool.
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Hello, howdy, hi.
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Welcome to the Fuzzy Pony Tea & Karaoke,
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the poniest place in Neo Edo.
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Hey, uh, tell us about
the super-cute, super-dainty,
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super-precious birthday package.
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Ooh, that is a good package, man.
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Very comprehensive.
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Our super-cute,
super-dainty birthday package
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includes unlimited tea, karaoke, sekihan,
mochi, party poppers, hanami, dango,
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and a special birthday dessert
served by Ohayou Pony herself!
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It's like a beautiful dream.
Gen, what do you think?
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Hmm. Something's missing.
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This place is perfect!
Sweet little Kitsune will love it!
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Rip her face off!
Fill it with salt and sew it back on!
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I feel like you're mad at me
about something.
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I won't let you do to those kids
what you did to me.
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I'll do even better.
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I'll teach them to dance on your grave.
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Go hard! Chizu! Chizu! Woo!
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Huh.
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We seem evenly matched,
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but I have one key advantage.
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I cheat.
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And that's why you lose.
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You rely on cheating.
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I rely on myself.
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So predictable.
Thanks for bringing me a knife.
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I yield.
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I yield!
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What should we do with her, Lady Chizu?
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Let her go.
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Don't say, "This isn't over."
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And don't say,
"You haven't seen the last of me,"
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or, "We will meet again," or anything.
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Ah! Don't speak.
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Just get out.
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Way to go, Chizu!
You beat her like a drum.
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Like, like, like two drums!
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So many drums.
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You da lady!
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Come on. Let's go home.
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I can't.
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Sure you can.
Just move those little footy foots.
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I defeated Fuwa.
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I am now the leader of
the Neko Ninja Crew. I have to stay here.
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But that would break up our family.
I mean, our team.
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I'm sorry. I can't leave.
At least not for a while.
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This isn't what I wanted.
But at least now the kids will be safe.
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Neko Ninja,
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from now on, there will be
no new children brought into the crew,
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and we will raise these children...
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with love,
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and kindness.
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Not intimidation and pain.
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Anyone who can't handle
these changes can go.
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Kitsune, tell the others what happened.
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Come home when you can.
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It's okay, Kiyoko.
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We're still a family. Just... a smaller one.
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Amateurs.
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Quick question.
Will the cafeteria still have tofu katsu?
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I got a note to meet my friends here.
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Surprise!
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Ahh!
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Oh! Oh, okay.
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Sorry. Wait. What?
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What is this?
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A birthday party.
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Happy birthday!
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What?
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We decided today is your birthday.
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And it's gonna be on this day
every year from now on.
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And we are gonna celebrate
every single birthday with you.
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You seem... not happy.
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Yeah, like, really not happy.
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Chizu fought Lady Fuwa and won.
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Now she has to stay at the dojo
and run the ninja crew.
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We won't be seeing much of her.
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Ah, you're hilarious, birthday girl.
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Wait, for real?
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She might not be around much anymore.
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Oh.
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Do you, uh, want a goheimochi?
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- You want us to move your birthday?
- To some time Chizu can be here?
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No. No, today is my birthday now.
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Let's just try to have fun.
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Oh, my, what could this be?
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A piñata!
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That's Ohayou Pony!
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Come on, I'm having a lousy day.
I wanna break something!
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It's not a piñata. It's Ohayou Pony.
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She's gonna sing you
a special birthday song.
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♪ Neigh, neigh, neigh
It's your special day ♪
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♪ I'm a pony, I eat hay ♪
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♪ Everything will go your way ♪
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♪ On your special birthday day! ♪
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00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:03,869
I'm sorry. I just can't enjoy any of this
as long as Chizu isn't here.
253
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,998
Surprise!
254
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,625
Ahh!
255
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,627
I love dramatic reveals!
256
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,089
I snuck out of the dojo for a little bit.
257
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,799
I couldn't miss this.
258
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,052
And look who I brought.
259
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,721
Oh, wow! Tiny assassins.
260
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,598
Can I show them the game room?
261
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,685
Uh, not that kind of games.
262
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:33,357
Yes, of course.
Just don't let them assault anyone.
263
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,485
Woo-hoo!
264
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,238
Let's have some birthday fun!
265
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,296
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
266
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,215
Happy birthday!
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