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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:33,550 Hey. 2 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:34,884 Hi. 3 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,518 You look nice. 4 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,854 Thanks. So do you. 5 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,808 I can't deal with this tension between us. 6 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,101 Yes, it's awful. 7 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,395 - Then why didn't you say anything? - Why didn't you? 8 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:23,641 I just did. 9 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:28,479 - Do you want me to leave? - What? No, that's so mean. Uh... 10 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,149 Then do you wanna try and talk about it? 11 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:36,863 Morgan would literally kill me if this party wasn't 100% about her. 12 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,579 Let's put it aside for now. We can table-- 13 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,539 - Don't say it "table it." - I wasn't gonna say it. 14 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,411 I was gonna say "table it." 15 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:46,789 So what should we do? 16 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:50,757 Fake it. 17 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:55,381 Nobody else is so beautiful In the dark 18 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,430 - Oh, oh, oh - Giving your love 19 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,599 Giving your love, giving your all 20 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,683 Oh, oh, oh... 21 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:02,263 Can I get a big smile? 22 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,312 Thank you. 23 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,605 Oh, baby... 24 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,982 Hello! 25 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:11,231 To remind you of who you are... 26 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,074 - Hey, guys. Thank you for coming. - Andy. 27 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,325 - I'm just gonna... - Hi! 28 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,202 - Hey! - Hi! You're wearing white. 29 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,496 I bought it when we were in a fight, to make a statement. 30 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,789 I didn't get another option. 31 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,290 - That's fun. - Morgan! 32 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:28,002 Congratulations, you look beautiful. We're so excited to be here. 33 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,796 This is an amazing engagement party. 34 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,418 Okay. Calm down. Take a picture of me. Yeah. 35 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,176 - Yes. Oh yeah! - You want horizontal or vertical? 36 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,678 - Actually, hold on. - Yeah. 37 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,841 - Okay. - No, actually. 38 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,225 Oh, you guys are taking pictures. Hey, let us get in one. Yeah. 39 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,102 - Okay, we got it. - I think we got. 40 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,937 - No, I don't think we got it. - Hey, buddy. 41 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,648 Oh. Guys, this party kind of rules. 42 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,271 ...of who you are 43 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,362 Now, baby, like nobody... 44 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:57,198 This dress is really working for me. 45 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,534 Yes, this inappropriately white dress looks so good. 46 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,197 - Thank you. - Yeah. 47 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,496 Giving your love, giving your all 48 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,123 - Oh, oh, oh - Giving your love... 49 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,167 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay. 50 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,669 No reason Now, baby... 51 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,172 - Why are you smiling so weird? - Huh? 52 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,128 You're definitely doing something weird with your face. 53 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,759 I don't think I'm smiling weird. 54 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:17,844 ...baby... 55 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,470 - I don't know. - You okay? 56 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,508 You... 57 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,974 - The nose crinkle was off-putting. - The nose crinkle. 58 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,727 - The fuck was up with the nose crinkle? - Like a toddler. 59 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,812 When you lose yourself... 60 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,856 Am I crazy, or are we having a little fun? 61 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,941 That was me faking it. Nothing has changed. 62 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,522 Oh. Wow, you're really good at that. 63 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,572 Come on. I don't wanna fight with you. 64 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,617 I hate it when people say that. We don't have to be fighting. 65 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,203 The answer is right in front of us. Say what needs to be said. 66 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,537 - Hey. - Hey. 67 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,705 Hi! 68 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,334 I saw you two lovers whispering sweet nothings. 69 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:52,290 Did you two just do it in the bathroom? 70 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,798 I know we're in the past 71 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,800 I should be okay with that 72 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,762 Something keeps me from letting go... 73 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,015 - Hey. This place is amazing. - Hey. 74 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,059 - Yeah. - Andy's a therapist? 75 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,520 Yeah. I think he, like, overcharges his famous clients or something? 76 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,683 I don't know. 77 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,518 Are you having fun? 78 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,192 - Mm-hmm. - Good. 79 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,569 Yeah, I mean, I just got here, but yeah. Yeah. 80 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,029 And you. You excited? 81 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,948 Yeah, I'm so excited. 82 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,034 You know, I can't believe this is my life. It's, like, amazing. 83 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,994 Yeah, it is. I'm really happy for you, Morgan. 84 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,204 Hm. Good. 85 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,658 God, I'm just 86 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,917 really happy, you know? 87 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,627 This is what bliss feels like, I guess. 88 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,128 Are you crying? 89 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,130 Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a little. I don't know. 90 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,884 I'm just very overwhelmed and maybe a little bit hungry, and I just... 91 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,345 I'm just so happy. 92 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,009 Okay. Take a deep breath for me. Okay? 93 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,059 What's going on? Are you sure these are happy tears? 94 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,143 In another life... 95 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,390 Um... 96 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,605 I don't know. I don't know. 97 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,936 I don't know. I feel weird. I feel like... 98 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,777 like, maybe I don't like him anymore? 99 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,529 - Thank God. - I don't know. I'm on the fence. 100 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,489 I'm not sure. You know? I don't know. 101 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,700 Whoa! 102 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,659 - Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 103 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:08,538 Which way would you like me to push you? Because I will do whichever way you want. 104 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,455 - Right, um... - Yep. 105 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,625 I think I need you to push me to break up with him. 106 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,211 I need you to tell me all the things you've been holding back 107 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,171 because I'm pretty sure I wanna break up, 108 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:20,842 but I just need some things to push me over the edge so I don't go back. 109 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,095 Are you sure? I will let it rip, but I need to confirm this is not a trap. 110 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,097 - Yes. Give it to me. - Okay, all right. 111 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:29,225 At Purim, he berated a waiter for stepping on his foot 112 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,019 and said, "These are brand-new loafers." 113 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,020 I don't love that. 114 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,856 No. He also texted Mom one time at 11:00 p.m. and said, 115 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,858 "I had the weirdest dream about you." 116 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,067 He did that to Dad too. 117 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,152 I have, like, 50 more. 118 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,154 Do you know what really bothers me about him? 119 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,823 Is that he weaponizes things I said to him in therapy 120 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,825 when I thought I was in a safe space. 121 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,285 It feels very intrusive. 122 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,120 You need to do it now while it's still fresh. 123 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,538 - What? No. - You need to do it. 124 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:53,249 - Here? No, that's insane. Joanne. - Unfortunately, yes. 125 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,209 - Oh my God. - Go. Go do it right now. 126 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,747 You're crazy. 127 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,833 - Hey, listen. - Yes. 128 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,502 It is gonna be okay. 129 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,178 Are you okay? 130 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,014 Yes. Yes. I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great. 131 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,844 Go ruin Andy's life. Okay? 132 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:13,681 Okay. Okay, I'm going. I can do this. 133 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,688 Morgan's breaking up with Andy. 134 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,648 ...deposits, my gloss is poppin'... 135 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,317 - What? - Yeah. Right now. 136 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,610 At their engagement party? 137 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,904 Well, she had a strong feeling. She acted on it. 138 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,821 Wow! 139 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:27,570 Imagine that's hard for you to understand. Taking action based on a strong feeling. 140 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,161 Oh shit! This is my song! 141 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,621 - Hey. - Yo, I, uh... 142 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,539 - Record me. - I'm in the middle of something. 143 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,161 - Check this out. - Doing what? 144 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,753 I see it, I like it I want it, I got it... 145 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:42,298 Come on, Jo. Our situation is different. You know that. I love you. 146 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,385 It might be hard for you to remember, but you love me, too, okay? 147 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,595 - You can just admit it. - Obviously, I love you, Noah. 148 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:51,057 That's the problem. Is this... Are you worried about what people will think? 149 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,850 - Is this a people-pleasing thing? - No. 150 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:55,436 Oh shit. I fucked it up. Shit, I fucked it up. 151 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,308 Uh, start again. Start again. 152 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,316 I'm just trying to protect us long-term. 153 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,693 Being married to a rabbi is a very specific lifestyle. 154 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,941 What if down the road you don't want that? 155 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:09,158 Rebecca said something really similar to that at Miriam's bat mitzvah. 156 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,244 The way it shine... 157 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,747 You should marry Rebecca. I'm sure she's still available. You can reach out. 158 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,666 Okay. I'm gonna go take a walk. 159 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:20,002 Actually, no. You know what? Why don't you take a walk? 160 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,838 I want it, I got it... 161 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,298 Go cool down. Come back when you can have a conversation. 162 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,342 I got it, I want it, I got it 163 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,429 You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just... 164 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,597 - Did you get it? Did you get it? - I got it. 165 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,808 Nice. That one's going straight to grid. 166 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,806 - Yeah, baby. - Might even pay to boost it. 167 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,354 Black card is my business... 168 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,648 Okay. Well, it didn't work. We're still together. 169 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,483 What? How did he convince you to stay? 170 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:44,235 He knows all my behavioral patterns. 171 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,487 He said the inner child in me is afraid of being in love. 172 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,365 I was, like, "Is the inner child in me afraid of being in love?" 173 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,409 I don't know. I'm not a professional. 174 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,786 - Just marry him, I guess. - What? I thought you hated him. 175 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,081 That was when I believed in love and thought any of us get to be happy. 176 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:58,583 That was 20 seconds ago. 177 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,210 What is wrong with you? Where's Noah? He can help us solve this. 178 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:04,005 Honestly, Morgan, at least he wants to marry you. Okay? 179 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,424 You should be grateful because a bird in the hand 180 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,593 and the devil you know, and all that stuff. 181 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,970 Can you not speak in riddles at such a crucial time? 182 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,639 At least he knows he wants to be with you. So just marry him. 183 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,053 You can get divorced. That could be your brand. 184 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,807 Yeah. 185 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,102 - Yeah. Okay. Maybe you're right. - Yeah. 186 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,355 - I don't wanna be on the apps anymore. - Nobody does. 187 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,732 Okay, well, 188 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,948 I'll call up the wedding planner and book up Santa Barbara. 189 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,033 It's gonna be beautiful. 190 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:37,783 'Cause bank on me Is the only thing I wanna say 191 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,957 Okay, I think I know what we need. 192 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,209 Oh, I'm listening. 193 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,294 Let's just give ourselves six months. 194 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,756 Six months to just enjoy each other, and we can take all the pressure off. 195 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,090 - That is-- - Photo? 196 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,425 Big smile for me. 197 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,880 Closer together. 198 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:55,134 That's your big idea, Noah? To give me a half a year to think about it? 199 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,725 - I don't think so. No, thank you. - Thank you. 200 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,727 - No, I'm tired of waiting around. - No. 201 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,395 I'm... How old do you think I am? 202 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,267 - I-- - You know what? Don't answer that. 203 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,988 No, I think it's a wonderful time, which... Joanne! Hi, honey. 204 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,740 I'm eating the most fantastic thing. 205 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,576 Like a delicious noodle birthday cake, and I love it. 206 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:16,911 No. Honey, it's kugel. 207 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,164 Not as good as the kind I make. Why is Morgan even serving kugel? 208 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,332 What the hell is kugel? 209 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,042 A Jewish food that Morgan knows I love, 210 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,753 and now she loves it, too, because she copies everything I do. 211 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,463 Okay, Grumpy. What's wrong? 212 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,959 Nothing. 213 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,253 I mean, I'm... 214 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,637 I'm upset because of Morgan. 215 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,848 She wants out of this Dr. Andy thing, 216 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,976 but she doesn't know how to break free. Okay? 217 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,435 She doesn't like him anymore. 218 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,271 - Oh, that's horrible. - She looks happy. 219 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:47,233 No, she's not. And I blacked out and told her just marry him anyway, 220 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,611 even though she hates him, which I know is terrible advice, but I was in a mood. 221 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,567 - Joanne, that's terrible advice. - I know. I just said that, Mom. 222 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,867 Andy has this, like, weird force of will though. 223 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,995 He would make an amazing cult leader. 224 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,246 Okay. 225 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,702 Fasten your seat belts. I'm going in. 226 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,163 I'd make an amazing cult leader. 227 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,290 I'm handsome enough. 228 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,466 Give me that. May I have that? Thank you. 229 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,426 Here, drink this. 230 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,844 - What? - I hope it's strong. 231 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,762 Just drink it. 'Cause I need you to wake up. 232 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,718 Okay. Okay, Mom. I'll drink it. 233 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,886 I didn't leave your father, 234 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,431 even though I knew I should have 235 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,558 years before he left me. 236 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,018 And you know why I couldn't? 237 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:29,692 It was because I... 238 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,778 Well, all of us have these voices in our heads telling us 239 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:36,824 we'll never find anyone else, or we don't deserve happiness. 240 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,828 Or, you know, maybe it's our fault we're not happy. 241 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,075 I just think that, 242 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,413 I don't know, maybe I'm just impossible to please, you know? 243 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,255 Like, Dr. Andy puts me on such a high pedestal. You know? 244 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,882 But that's not what you want. 245 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,884 You want an equal partnership. 246 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:59,258 Someone who holds you accountable, but sees the best in you. 247 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,428 Don't make the mistake I made. 248 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:06,140 You know? Trust your gut. 249 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,477 Demand what's best for you. 250 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,739 I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 251 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:21,077 It's over. It's over, Andy. It's over. Okay, no more. Hi. 252 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,620 I was... Hey, how are y-- 253 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,330 No. No. Fuck. 254 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,910 What's going on? 255 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,246 Okay. 256 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,708 Andy, I am breaking up with you once and for all. 257 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,300 Whoa, Morgan. I know that you're scared, but-- 258 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,094 Don't do that, okay? I'm not scared. 259 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,054 At least not in the way that you're saying that. 260 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,848 I'm scared I'm not gonna follow through on breaking up with you, 261 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,971 and that we're just gonna end up together, and that's not what I want. 262 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,558 Oh. 263 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,186 Listen, Andy. 264 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,821 I need you to repeat my words back to me. Okay? 265 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,900 Okay. 266 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,280 This relationship is over. 267 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,661 This relationship is over. 268 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,045 - Listen, you made me feel-- - Listen, you made me feel-- 269 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,463 No, no, not that, just... 270 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:18,045 - I thought you wanted me to repeat-- - No, not this part. Just listen. Okay? 271 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,091 You made me feel like I was special. 272 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,807 You know, like, you saw all the darkest parts of me, 273 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,143 and you found them endearing, and I don't know, 274 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,599 it made me ignore things that I should have paid attention to. 275 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,894 And if I'm being really honest with myself... 276 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,944 ...Joanne's relationship made me rush into this with you, 277 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,488 and I wanted to catch up with her, 278 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,361 but that's not how I wanna live my life. 279 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,448 I see. 280 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,039 Well, as your fiancé, 281 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,745 I am utterly heartbroken. 282 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:56,756 Um, but as your therapist, I am... 283 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,794 I'm really proud of you, Morgan. 284 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,715 Thank you. 285 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,557 So she, like, 286 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,481 really wants to move in. 287 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,400 It's not just she really wants to move in. She wants to move forward. 288 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,938 And I do too. 289 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,733 I need more time. 290 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,696 How are you and Esther? 291 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,955 I don't wanna rub it in, but we've been doing really well the last couple days. 292 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,374 - Really? Good. No. That makes me happy. - Yeah. 293 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,752 I was getting worried we were gonna be one of those couples 294 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,379 where one person wakes up, like, 20 years in, 295 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,256 and they realize they hate the other person. 296 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,546 So I just, like, took the pressure off. You know? 297 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,220 Do you ever think that it just shouldn't be this hard? 298 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,318 I don't hear melodies 299 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,031 I just hear words 300 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:13,118 When you say you love me 301 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,332 That's why it hurts 302 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,253 We used to sing symphonies 303 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:27,471 Now we can't carry a tune... 304 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,266 Hey, sorry to interrupt. Can I talk to you for a second? 305 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,387 Yeah. 306 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,604 The way I used... 307 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,101 - Hi. - Hi. 308 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,485 We have so many things going in our favor. 309 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,237 I know. I was just thinking that 310 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:47,157 'cause my mom was saying something about seeing the best in your partner-- 311 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,445 Ayin tovah. 312 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,949 To look at your partner with a good eye. 313 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,702 I do that with you. 314 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,960 I do that with you too. 315 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,958 We used to be colorful... 316 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,087 There are a hundred different ways I could convince you to be with me, 317 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,381 but I'm not gonna do that. 318 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,097 Nothing good happens when it's forced. 319 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:13,804 I don't wanna be the person who's asking you to be someone different. 320 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,308 We can't start our life that way. You'd wake up in 20 years, you'd hate me. 321 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,395 Okay. 322 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,231 Sorry, so what are you saying? 323 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,151 I'm saying I'm all out of ideas. I don't... 324 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,033 I don't have any more. 325 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,119 There's no need to lie 326 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,662 The right thing's the... 327 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,201 - So you're just giving up? - It's not giving up. 328 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:37,995 It's not giving up. 329 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,040 It is accepting the truth of our situation. 330 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,675 Is this happening right now? 331 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,839 Are we breaking up right now? 332 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,386 I don't know what other choice we have. 333 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,186 I love you. 334 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,520 We used to sing... 335 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,648 But we can't keep doing this. It's too hard. 336 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:05,022 Now we can't carry a tune... 337 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,151 Please tell Morgan I'm sorry I had to leave. 338 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,947 The way I used to 339 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,786 I wanna hear melodies 340 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,540 The way I used to 341 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:30,089 Fourth time's a charm Or something like that 342 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,764 Bleach on my cloth... 343 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,010 How you doing? 344 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,971 - I'm good. - Oh, good. 345 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,774 I've noticed you haven't been yourself lately. 346 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,401 Oh, that's a start. 347 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,064 So 348 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,446 I am going to stay out of your way. 349 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:53,367 Flashes of fire, but I'm coming back... 350 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,073 I've been trying to figure this out for us or 351 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:57,579 for you. 352 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:58,617 Yeah. 353 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,000 Reigniting the spark, as they say. 354 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,121 Gosh. 355 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,004 You're the greatest guy in the whole world. 356 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,708 And the best dad. 357 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:11,176 - And just a fantastic, lovable weirdo. - Mm-hmm. 358 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:15,764 You've been gone, back But can't let you go... 359 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,887 You've honestly done everything for me. 360 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,599 And I know how hard you've tried. 361 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,184 I do. 362 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,027 I did everything just... 363 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,112 But it's... But it's not working. 364 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,699 Can't let you go... 365 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,529 It's not working, and I... 366 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,074 And I don't know why. 367 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,666 But what I do know is that it's me right now, 368 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:46,039 and I can't fix it while we're together. 369 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,298 I can't believe I just said that. 370 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,425 My love 371 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,755 You love me back... 372 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,675 That makes two of us. 373 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,932 You and me both 374 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,513 Have been intense 375 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,691 Took it too far and you know it 376 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:11,570 Spray paint the car When you're hurting 377 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,324 Even though everything's burning 378 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,452 I want you to know it's all worth it 379 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,954 My hands are right on your back 380 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,040 And yours on my shoulder 381 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,875 Don't see eye to eye 382 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:29,755 But we're nose to nose tonight 383 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,801 Just can't let you go 384 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,549 Everything's on my back 385 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,056 You wanna dance? 386 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,178 ...go 387 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:45,015 We dance in the smoke 388 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,564 We dance in the smoke... 389 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,191 This night is so fucked. 390 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,188 It is so fucked. 391 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,530 Do you need me to, like, beat anybody up for you? Are you okay? 392 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,324 No, I feel pretty good about my decision. 393 00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:01,698 People are probably gonna start calling me the runaway bride or whatever, but... 394 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,790 This is only your first time. It's not like this was the wedding. 395 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,869 Yeah. 396 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,085 Are you trying to give yourself a nickname? 397 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,379 I'm just saying people are probably gonna call me that. 398 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,798 Okay. I'll call... I'll call you that if you want. 399 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,469 Dancing with you... 400 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,715 Hey, um... 401 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,219 I'm really sorry about Esther. 402 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,475 Yeah. 403 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,060 ...know it 404 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,061 Spray paint the... 405 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,897 I mean, if she thinks that she can just, like, go out there 406 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,983 and see what life is on the other side without me, 407 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,694 and I'll just, like, wait and take her back... 408 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,362 ...know it's all worth it... 409 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,984 ...she's absolutely right. 410 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:38,949 Yeah. 411 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,446 I mean, if this is for life, I gotta ride with her. 412 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,616 You're a good guy. 413 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,624 It's almost like I'm too good to be true. 414 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,501 - Except I'm real. - Okay. 415 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,378 I'm right here. I'm real. 416 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:55,007 Can't let you go 417 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,714 We dance in the smoke 418 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:03,015 Dance in the smoke 419 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:09,875 Dancing with you 420 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:17,674 Dancing with you 421 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,919 Oh, hi. 422 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:32,998 Hi. 423 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,668 Are you okay? 424 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,175 You take my hand... 425 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,338 No. 426 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,971 - Do you wanna talk about it? - No. 427 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,843 My mouth is dry... 428 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,100 You look horrible. Let's do you. 429 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,515 Let's go down to the water 430 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,976 The water... 431 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,025 If the world... 432 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:58,106 I think Noah and I are really done. 433 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,612 I can't really talk about it though, 'cause I'm afraid I'm gonna start crying. 434 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,239 That doesn't even make sense. 435 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,287 You know how when something big happens, you start to think about all these little, 436 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,498 like, random things? 437 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,632 Like, I'm really gonna miss Shabbat. 438 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,758 Which is so deranged. 439 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:24,007 Like, I'm gonna miss being told to put away my phone on Friday nights. 440 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,516 And I love being superstitious. 441 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,810 I say pooh, pooh, pooh to things all the time now, 442 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,311 just 'cause it makes me feel good. 443 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:34,851 Of course. Pooh, pooh, pooh is so good. 444 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,945 So keep doing Shabbat. 445 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,983 You're basically Jewish. 446 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:44,825 I wish. 447 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,947 No. Joanne, I'm serious. Like... 448 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,038 I feel like you have this idea of being Jewish 449 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:53,245 that's so much more complicated than it actually is. 450 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,873 I mean, you feel Jewish to me. 451 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,543 You're warm and cozy. 452 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,796 You always wanna chat about everything. 453 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,133 You'd be a pretty good get for us. 454 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,641 Well, you're not warm and cozy. 455 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:13,103 Well, you're not... Funny, see? You're funny. 456 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,433 That's Jewish. 457 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,648 You love to overshare. 458 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,567 God, no matter how much I resisted, 459 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,569 you literally forced me to be friends with you. 460 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,655 Forced. I mean, you're a true kibitzer. 461 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,116 You're always getting in everybody's business. 462 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,119 You ever heard of a yenta, Joanne? That's you. 463 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,866 You're a yenta. 464 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,080 I'm a yenta? 465 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,915 Yeah, of course you are. 466 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:38,211 I mean, you're obsessed with your family, even though they are so nuts. Jewish. 467 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,757 You're always eating the challah before you're supposed to. We all do that. 468 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,088 Jewish. Like, I don't really know what you're waiting for. 469 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,633 Whether it's a sign, or the waters to part, or what, but... 470 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:54,139 The whole thing is just a feeling, and enjoying all those little things 471 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,391 is the feeling. 472 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,655 With or without Noah, you're Jewish. 473 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,131 I have to go. 474 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,252 I... 475 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,380 Leave it on the line 476 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,972 See you cutting down On things you like 477 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:34,184 Smiling like You're not spitting out spite 478 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,349 I could hardly recognize you 479 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,024 No one's making you stay 480 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:44,403 Know I hate it When you look at me that way 481 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,822 I try with you 482 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,824 And you're holding your breath 483 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,618 Too scared of where it's gonna take ya 484 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:55,455 Feels like you're looking for a sign Like a green light, green eyes 485 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:58,036 Everybody has what you want... 486 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,038 Hey. 487 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,082 Hey, where's Joanne? 488 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,422 I think she left. 489 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,048 - She left? - I think so. 490 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,967 Oh, I bite my tongue 491 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,593 Can you swallow your pride? 492 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:12,884 Do you really even want it? Is it ruining your life? 493 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:38,039 Please love me Love me like you used to... 494 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:40,829 None of it matters. You are my soulmate. 495 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,581 That's it. 496 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:46,001 I don't care if you're Jewish. I don't care if you're not Jewish. 497 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:48,503 I choose you. 498 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,255 Every time. 499 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,096 Well, you're in luck. 500 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,141 ...how to love you 501 00:24:56,161 --> 00:25:00,145 Tell me how to hold you 502 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,274 I'll be who you want to 503 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,856 Baby, let me know 504 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:12,449 Show me how to please you 505 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:16,453 Baby, this is real 506 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:20,457 I'll be who you want to 507 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:25,081 Babe, please make me feel 38539

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