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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,718 NARRATOR: The following events are real. 2 00:00:06,718 --> 00:00:12,432 They occurred on Long Island, New York from the year 1998 through the year 1998. 3 00:00:12,849 --> 00:00:16,144 The names have been changed to protect the identities of the painfully 4 00:00:16,144 --> 00:00:17,229 nerdy. 5 00:00:22,776 --> 00:00:25,612 (Eerie Music).............................. 6 00:00:25,612 --> 00:00:28,907 UFO sightings on Long Island, more than any place in America. 7 00:00:33,745 --> 00:00:37,374 It started on January 6th, 1998 when construction foreman 8 00:00:37,374 --> 00:00:40,335 Jim Hoban stopped to pick up dinner after a long day at work. 9 00:00:43,713 --> 00:00:45,006 RADIO CHATTER: Let me tell you something. 10 00:00:45,006 --> 00:00:48,009 RADIO CHATTER: We've got Bill Clinton up there. WILLIAM VO: … on his drive home. 11 00:00:48,176 --> 00:00:50,887 He heard a low humming sound. 12 00:00:51,555 --> 00:00:54,349 (Radio static intensifies) 13 00:00:55,851 --> 00:00:57,727 When Hoban looked into the sky. 14 00:00:57,727 --> 00:01:00,564 He observed three green lights moving in a zigzag 15 00:01:00,564 --> 00:01:01,690 formation (FLASH SOUND) 16 00:01:03,817 --> 00:01:06,152 WILLIAM VO: February 14th, 1998 17 00:01:06,152 --> 00:01:09,447 Schoolteacher Emily Shechtman had just seen “Titanic” for the fifth time. 18 00:01:09,823 --> 00:01:11,575 She was distraught. 19 00:01:11,575 --> 00:01:13,910 I mean, why didn't Rose just let Jack float on that door with her? 20 00:01:14,202 --> 00:01:15,704 There was clearly enough room for the both of them. 21 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,834 Through her tears, she looked up and saw 22 00:01:22,335 --> 00:01:25,171 that same green light (FLASH SOUND) 23 00:01:26,381 --> 00:01:28,300 (Eerie Music) WILLIAM VO: St Patrick's Day, 1998. 24 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:32,137 Tom Kelly had just finished celebrating his first favorite holiday at his third 25 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:35,515 favorite bar when he looked up and saw a cigar shaped craft 26 00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:40,312 He took pictures with his disposable camera. (Camera snaps) 27 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:42,647 But when he had them developed… (Camera flash sound) 28 00:01:43,148 --> 00:01:46,276 All of the photos of the spacecraft (Camera flash sound) 29 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:47,527 Were gone!!! (Music intensifies) 30 00:01:49,237 --> 00:01:50,822 Now a few more important dates. 31 00:01:50,822 --> 00:01:54,451 April 2nd, 15th and… - William, stop. 32 00:01:55,035 --> 00:01:56,411 Are you just listing every UFO sighting… 33 00:01:56,411 --> 00:01:58,705 …to avoid answering my question? 34 00:01:59,372 --> 00:02:02,208 - I actually forgot the question - Will you go to this party?! 35 00:02:02,918 --> 00:02:04,002 But, it's a school night. 36 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:07,589 In June of our senior year! - Well, who's going? Our entire graduating class. 37 00:02:07,631 --> 00:02:08,757 Anyone I know? Everyone you know. 38 00:02:08,757 --> 00:02:11,801 I only really talk to, like, two people. And both of us will be there. 39 00:02:11,843 --> 00:02:14,095 - What if someone I don't know tries to talk to me? - You’ll talk to them. 40 00:02:14,095 --> 00:02:16,514 -What if they don't like me? -People like you. -Really? 41 00:02:16,514 --> 00:02:19,017 Because we've just established that I only have, like, two friends. 42 00:02:19,059 --> 00:02:22,604 Look, you've never been to a party before, and this is probably your last chance… 43 00:02:22,604 --> 00:02:24,314 Are you really going to miss it for some TV show? 44 00:02:24,314 --> 00:02:25,732 - It's not just some TV show. 45 00:02:25,732 --> 00:02:27,734 -It's my favorite TV show. -But it's on at midnight. 46 00:02:28,151 --> 00:02:30,362 You always fall asleep before then. - This time, I won’t! 47 00:02:32,447 --> 00:02:34,240 You know, there's a whole world outside this basement. 48 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,618 Why are you so against leaving it? 49 00:02:36,743 --> 00:02:39,120 - It's like they say, on X-Files. 50 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,372 “Trust no one.” 51 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,585 - Well, if you change your mind, the parties at Lauren Guy's house, 52 00:02:46,419 --> 00:02:50,173 Please change your mind. (DOOR SLAM) 53 00:03:15,115 --> 00:03:18,952 (Outer Space-y Music) Have you seen a UFO? An EBE? An alien? 54 00:03:19,119 --> 00:03:21,746 Or perhaps an E.T.?! 55 00:03:21,746 --> 00:03:23,790 Well, my guest tonight has seen them all! 56 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:29,045 Join us as we take the voyage BEYOND THE BEYOND - LIVE! 57 00:03:29,713 --> 00:03:33,758 Hi… 58 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:35,468 I'm Jacquelyn DeNatale. 59 00:03:35,468 --> 00:03:38,138 And this is “Beyond the Beyond Live.” 60 00:03:38,138 --> 00:03:42,684 With me tonight is a founding member of the Long Island UFO Center. 61 00:03:43,184 --> 00:03:45,854 Please welcome Bob Chackowski. 62 00:03:46,271 --> 00:03:48,481 BOB: Hi, Jacqueline. Thank you for having me on the show. 63 00:03:48,481 --> 00:03:50,650 Now, your sightings hotline is open. 64 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,360 24 hours a day. 65 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,486 And as I understand, 66 00:03:53,486 --> 00:03:56,531 you're expanding your search into a new realm, is that right? 67 00:03:56,740 --> 00:04:01,703 BOB: Yes. We've gone on to ‘American's Online’ or AOL for sure. 68 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:05,915 Finally, a place on the Internet where people can question both science 69 00:04:05,915 --> 00:04:06,833 AND the government. 70 00:04:08,043 --> 00:04:09,044 Now we have Doctor… 71 00:04:09,044 --> 00:04:11,963 Peter Greenport calling us, later on. 72 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:15,717 But right now, we have Travis Conley from Hicksville. 73 00:04:16,176 --> 00:04:22,766 Travis, can you please tell us about your paranormal experience? CALLER (ON PHONE): So fall of 87. 74 00:04:22,766 --> 00:04:23,975 CALLER (ON PHONE): I'm driving in my car. 75 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,039 CALLER (ON PHONE): I see a sandwich shaped object 76 00:04:26,064 --> 00:04:29,706 in the sky, and I pull over at 11:15 p.m.. 77 00:04:29,731 --> 00:04:31,483 I looked at the clock. I get out. 78 00:04:31,483 --> 00:04:33,443 Next thing I know, I'm getting back in the car. 79 00:04:33,443 --> 00:04:35,487 It's 12:37 p.m. 80 00:04:35,737 --> 00:04:39,282 And I have no idea what happened during that time. 81 00:04:39,407 --> 00:04:41,743 JACQUELYN: Thank you for sharing that experience with us, Travis. 82 00:04:42,994 --> 00:04:46,748 And I see my producer is waving his hands, which must mean that we have… 83 00:04:46,748 --> 00:04:49,250 Dr. Peter Greenport on the line. 84 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,293 Hello. 85 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:53,129 Dr. Greenport are you there? 86 00:04:53,129 --> 00:04:54,255 As we know… 87 00:04:54,255 --> 00:04:58,051 Dr. Peter Greenport is the president of the Long Island UFO Center. 88 00:05:01,054 --> 00:05:04,641 Dr. Greenport, hello? (Phone feedback, loud static) 89 00:05:05,141 --> 00:05:05,475 ON PHONE (Frantic): HELLO?! 90 00:05:05,475 --> 00:05:06,893 ON PHONE (Frantic): Can you hear me?! 91 00:05:06,893 --> 00:05:08,561 Yes, I can hear you. 92 00:05:08,561 --> 00:05:10,271 ON PHONE (Frantic): Then please listen! 93 00:05:10,271 --> 00:05:11,940 ON PHONE: Then please listen! They found me! 94 00:05:12,232 --> 00:05:14,651 ON PHONE: They raided all our offices and my home! 95 00:05:16,152 --> 00:05:17,320 …all of our evidence. 96 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,322 ON PHONE: My life's work has been taken! 97 00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:22,242 -Why?! ON PHONE: Don't you see?! 98 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:25,912 ON PHONE: We got too close to the TRUTH! (TV static noise intensifies) 99 00:05:25,912 --> 00:05:27,455 Stand by. 100 00:05:27,455 --> 00:05:30,333 It seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficulties. 101 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:34,921 We will work on fixing that right away. 102 00:05:38,508 --> 00:05:39,759 - Then he said… 103 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:43,680 We got to close to the truth and the public access station got all fuzzy. 104 00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:45,849 - And you said this wasn't just a part of the show? - Yes. 105 00:05:45,974 --> 00:05:47,517 - Because it sounds like it was a part of the show. 106 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:51,312 Look, Peter, Greenport is in trouble! It’s what I’ve feared since the UFO CLUB! 107 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:54,292 - What's the UFO Club? 108 00:05:54,317 --> 00:05:55,817 (Elementary school background noise) 109 00:05:55,817 --> 00:05:58,903 February 2nd, 1996. - You had to ask? 110 00:05:59,112 --> 00:06:01,239 Sophomore William Pappas was walking down the hallway 111 00:06:01,239 --> 00:06:04,895 when he heard an announcement that would change his life forever. 112 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,053 (Eerie Music) 113 00:06:07,078 --> 00:06:08,079 LOUDSPEAKER: This Friday in Room 106… 114 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:11,666 … we will be hosting our first meeting of the UFO Club. 115 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:16,212 So who went, you and a bunch of dorks? (Friends laugh) 116 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:18,464 - Dorks! That’s a funny word! 117 00:06:18,756 --> 00:06:20,550 Please be nicer to me. 118 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:23,261 Sorry. I just wanted to impress my friends. 119 00:06:23,303 --> 00:06:25,597 The UFO club was very popular. 120 00:06:25,597 --> 00:06:26,973 Girls even showed up! 121 00:06:26,973 --> 00:06:30,143 Chris can you confirm this? - I didn't go. 122 00:06:30,143 --> 00:06:31,728 It interfered with tennis. 123 00:06:31,728 --> 00:06:33,104 Where are your priorities? 124 00:06:33,104 --> 00:06:35,732 - I’m captain of the team. So tennis. WILIAM: Anyways. 125 00:06:36,065 --> 00:06:39,444 It was at that meeting that I met… 126 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:43,198 (X-Files-esque music) Dr. Peter Greenport. 127 00:06:43,865 --> 00:06:45,742 I’m a UFO hunter 128 00:06:46,576 --> 00:06:48,995 Or UFOlogist 129 00:06:48,995 --> 00:06:51,706 From right here in West Seaville. 130 00:06:52,999 --> 00:06:55,418 You should know that… 131 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,171 your hometown 132 00:06:59,589 --> 00:07:03,092 is a hotbed for extraterrestrial activities. 133 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:08,848 And I have definitive proof right here 134 00:07:09,349 --> 00:07:11,893 (Music stops) Sadly, after that single meeting, 135 00:07:11,893 --> 00:07:15,313 The UFO Club disbanded. But, I never forgot about Dr. Greenport. 136 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:19,359 I have to find out if he's okay. (School Bell RINGS) 137 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:21,277 - That's first bell. Got to go. 138 00:07:21,277 --> 00:07:24,072 Learn something new at… 139 00:07:24,072 --> 00:07:26,115 … school today, but also have fun. 140 00:07:26,658 --> 00:07:29,202 Oh, and I packed you guys Goober Grape sandwiches. 141 00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:30,495 - YES! 142 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:34,624 - Please don't let our brother tell anyone about the aliens. 143 00:07:34,832 --> 00:07:37,961 He can be so embarrassing. 144 00:07:40,004 --> 00:07:42,507 - Hey, do you have any idea when you're leaving for UCLA? 145 00:07:42,507 --> 00:07:44,008 - Probably the last week of August. 146 00:07:44,008 --> 00:07:46,052 - Do you even know where UCLA is? - L.A. 147 00:07:47,011 --> 00:07:48,096 - I’ve barely even left Long Island. 148 00:07:48,096 --> 00:07:50,682 And you're moving to the other side of the country. - I’ll be home all the time. 149 00:07:50,723 --> 00:07:52,934 Thanksgiving. Christmas. We’ll see all the summer movies. 150 00:07:52,976 --> 00:07:54,310 Things won't change. 151 00:07:54,519 --> 00:08:00,775 Promise. 152 00:08:01,484 --> 00:08:03,403 - Hello, children. - Hey, Johnny. 153 00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:04,362 - Why are you drinking soda? 154 00:08:04,362 --> 00:08:07,156 - It’s 8 in the morning. - Red cola is the only liquid I ingest now. 155 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,034 - That can't be healthy. - Oh, and yet I'm the picture of health. 156 00:08:11,744 --> 00:08:13,663 You must be poo-ing your diaper about Peter Greenport. 157 00:08:13,663 --> 00:08:16,499 - You were in the UFO club, too? - Mostly to mock William. 158 00:08:16,499 --> 00:08:18,668 Also because I like UFOs. 159 00:08:18,668 --> 00:08:20,878 Wait. What did you hear? 160 00:08:21,045 --> 00:08:22,839 - Do you not own a police scanner? - No? 161 00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:24,924 - Oh, you really should get a police scanner. - Johnny. 162 00:08:24,966 --> 00:08:25,466 - I know a guy. 163 00:08:25,466 --> 00:08:26,387 -Johnny! -He can get you one. 164 00:08:26,412 --> 00:08:27,987 - Do you - -Johnny! 165 00:08:28,011 --> 00:08:30,179 Okay. Okay. 166 00:08:30,179 --> 00:08:33,850 Peter Greenport was arrested this morning. 167 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:38,479 - Where are you going? - School! 168 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:39,731 - Why are you running? 169 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:41,983 The sooner it's over, the sooner I can find out what happened! 170 00:08:45,695 --> 00:08:47,447 (Mom talks on phone) 171 00:08:47,447 --> 00:08:47,697 (Phone chatter) 172 00:08:47,697 --> 00:08:50,992 WILLIAM (Yelling): Hi Mom!! 173 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:51,451 Hi, Dad!! 174 00:08:51,451 --> 00:08:54,203 No time for after school snack!! 175 00:09:00,293 --> 00:09:01,627 (Turns on TV) ON TV, NEWSCASTER: In entertainment news, 176 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:05,256 TV: Film critic Kevin Wong will be bringing his review of this weekend's new movies! 177 00:09:05,256 --> 00:09:07,925 - Why isn’t this on the local news?! This should be on the local news! 178 00:09:08,176 --> 00:09:09,635 - Perhaps if you clench your butthole 179 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:12,096 even tighter, the report will magically appear. 180 00:09:12,472 --> 00:09:14,140 ON TV: Let's find out later in the broadcast… 181 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,569 - I’m busting Peter out! - of prison? 182 00:09:15,594 --> 00:09:16,858 - What choice do I have? 183 00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:18,483 - Look, he's on TV. 184 00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:21,747 ON TV, NEWSCASTER: In a plot straight out of The X-Files West Seaville 185 00:09:21,772 --> 00:09:25,401 …resident Peter Greenport is accused of trying to poison 186 00:09:25,401 --> 00:09:30,114 a local congressman that he claims covered up evidence of a UFO crash. 187 00:09:30,281 --> 00:09:33,368 Authorities arrested Greenport at his home this morning. 188 00:09:33,701 --> 00:09:36,371 He's charged with attempted murder and resisting arrest. 189 00:09:36,496 --> 00:09:37,246 - This is serious. - Please… 190 00:09:37,246 --> 00:09:39,624 This is a classic government disinformation campaign. 191 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:41,626 - What? - A cover up! 192 00:09:41,626 --> 00:09:42,668 How do you know? 193 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:45,463 Because Dr. Greenport is innocent! 194 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:47,256 Okay, let's say that's true. 195 00:09:47,256 --> 00:09:48,633 How could you possibly prove it? 196 00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:50,676 I could, you know. 197 00:09:51,719 --> 00:09:52,887 (TV background noise) 198 00:09:52,887 --> 00:09:53,930 (William SIGHS) 199 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:56,140 (TV background noise) 200 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,350 You’re right. 201 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,559 I can't prove without evidence. 202 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,937 And all the evidence was confiscated. 203 00:10:03,106 --> 00:10:06,275 Technically speaking, there is one piece still out there. 204 00:10:06,818 --> 00:10:08,736 (Dramatic spooky music) 205 00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:11,447 I'm sure you remember the first meeting of the UFO club. 206 00:10:11,531 --> 00:10:12,573 - Like it was yesterday— - Don’t get him started! 207 00:10:12,573 --> 00:10:14,784 I'm sure you remember the VHS tape. 208 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:17,829 Oh, my gosh. Of course! 209 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:19,038 - What are you guys talking about? 210 00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:20,331 When Peter Greenport came to our school, 211 00:10:20,331 --> 00:10:22,625 he brought in a video of a flying saucer crash. 212 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,585 This is definitive proof! 213 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:29,048 - He said it happened at Jones Beach… DR. GREENPORT: the Jones Beach UFO crash. 214 00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:31,300 There was a great fire. 215 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,927 DR. GREENPORT: There was a great fire. 216 00:10:32,927 --> 00:10:36,764 - A half dozen alien bodies. - A half dozen alien bodies. 217 00:10:37,014 --> 00:10:39,684 I asked many specific questions about their internal organs. 218 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:42,103 - Did he actually show you what was on the video? 219 00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:44,647 - UFO Club didn't have a budget for a VCR, 220 00:10:44,647 --> 00:10:47,316 So he raffled it off to one member of the club. 221 00:10:48,192 --> 00:10:49,360 We made a pact. 222 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,487 If one of us got it, we'd host a sleepover for the other. 223 00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:54,532 I suggested we order the Bigfoot pizza from Pizza Hut 224 00:10:54,824 --> 00:10:57,243 because at the time, I was very into Bigfoot pizza from Pizza Hut. 225 00:10:57,243 --> 00:11:00,037 We wrote down our names and put them in a mug. 226 00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:02,021 Peter, let a student in the front row choose… 227 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,225 DR GREENPORT: Young lady in the front row. 228 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:04,750 Why don't you pick a name? 229 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,919 And whose name did they pick? - Their own. 230 00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:08,796 What are the odds? 231 00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:12,925 - It was Alex Arnott - Alex Arnott? 232 00:11:13,843 --> 00:11:15,136 A girl. 233 00:11:15,261 --> 00:11:18,347 A girl has the only piece of evidence that can exonerate my mentor... 234 00:11:20,183 --> 00:11:21,058 To get it back. 235 00:11:21,058 --> 00:11:23,436 I just have to walk up to her in the hallway… 236 00:11:24,312 --> 00:11:26,105 and ask her for it… 237 00:11:26,564 --> 00:11:28,524 in front of everyone. 238 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:32,111 - Perhaps we should circle back 239 00:11:32,111 --> 00:11:34,238 to the more realistic prison break idea. 240 00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:40,453 (Typing sounds) - Greetings, members of the Long Island 241 00:11:40,495 --> 00:11:43,706 UFO Center Chat Room. 242 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:44,707 It is I! 243 00:11:44,707 --> 00:11:48,920 XMulderX80 at A.O.L. 244 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,713 Dot com 245 00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:10,316 (Ska Music Plays) - I wrote a script… 246 00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:13,694 - for my conversation with Alex Arnott. I even added in modern day slang. 247 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:16,822 Mind if I run it by you guys? - Sure. 248 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,908 “Hey, wazzup Alex?” 249 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:23,704 “My name is William, Boo ya! Check it, girlfriend!” 250 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:26,174 - This is great so far. - Do you really think so? 251 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:27,199 - No! 252 00:12:29,752 --> 00:12:30,545 - You're overthinking it. 253 00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:32,797 Just talk to her like she's a person. - Unrelated. 254 00:12:32,797 --> 00:12:33,965 But remember that time. 255 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:36,634 A girl ask William a question, and he had to go to the nurse's office? 256 00:12:36,968 --> 00:12:38,678 - That was like seventh grade! 257 00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:41,013 I've never seen someone need that many smelling salts! 258 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:43,266 - There she is. 259 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,310 I'm going to talk to her. 260 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:51,899 (Ska Music plays) 261 00:13:00,157 --> 00:13:00,575 (Ska Music plays) 262 00:13:00,575 --> 00:13:03,327 (Ska Music plays) 263 00:13:03,911 --> 00:13:06,581 (Ska Music plays) 264 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:15,548 (High school students talking) - Hey, you can't hide from me! 265 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:21,012 I know you heard me! - (Scared) Well, I… 266 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,096 Vicki! 267 00:13:22,138 --> 00:13:22,722 - Oh, Alex. 268 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,932 You have them, don't you? 269 00:13:24,932 --> 00:13:26,434 I don't know what you're talking about. 270 00:13:26,434 --> 00:13:28,144 Oh, come on. You know that I KNOW... 271 00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:30,021 … that your cousin works for Ticket Center. 272 00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:32,356 You're telling me he didn't get you the hottest tickets of the year? 273 00:13:32,815 --> 00:13:35,860 VICKI (whispers): If he did, I'd be selling them for a lot of money. 274 00:13:36,402 --> 00:13:40,823 - Well, since I'm your best friend, I expect to pay face value. 275 00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:42,366 I don't have them. 276 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,202 You know, 277 00:13:46,412 --> 00:13:50,333 I could go full NARC on you and your cousin… 278 00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:54,086 tell the police, shut down the whole operation. 279 00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:55,921 - You wouldn’t… 280 00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:57,548 Try me. 281 00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:03,346 (They both laugh) - You're such a tool! 282 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:04,847 But I really had you going there. 283 00:14:04,847 --> 00:14:06,682 Not even for a second. 284 00:14:06,682 --> 00:14:11,979 Well, I guess I'll just We'll see you this weekend at your surprise birthday party! 285 00:14:12,063 --> 00:14:15,149 If you tell me about my surprise party, it's not a surprise party. 286 00:14:15,608 --> 00:14:16,734 - Oops! 287 00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:18,819 TEACHER: Come on, guys. 288 00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:20,154 No loitering! (Ska music ends) 289 00:14:23,449 --> 00:14:24,283 (Footsteps running, door opening) - Are you okay? 290 00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,952 - No! Alex Arnott is more dangerous than I thought. 291 00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:28,162 What do you mean? 292 00:14:28,162 --> 00:14:29,664 She has the tape. 293 00:14:29,664 --> 00:14:31,666 What if she NARC-ed on Dr. Greenport? 294 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:32,958 - That can't be what happened. 295 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,378 -I think William might be on to something here. -You do? 296 00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:37,213 - You know what I do if I were you? -What? 297 00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:39,340 - Repeatedly punched myself in the wiener until I dropped dead. 298 00:14:39,674 --> 00:14:40,508 Thanks. 299 00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:45,429 After that, I'd get to know Alex Arnott decide whether or not she's trustworthy. 300 00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:47,348 Then ask for the tape. 301 00:14:47,348 --> 00:14:48,974 - So become friends with her. 302 00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:51,177 - Whoa, whoa! Fake friends - And find out whether 303 00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:52,766 or not she's part of the conspiracy? 304 00:14:52,937 --> 00:14:54,397 - This sounds a lot like lying. 305 00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:56,190 WILLIAM (unsure): It's not, really… 306 00:14:57,525 --> 00:14:59,568 Friendships are usually built around common interests. 307 00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:01,904 Have either of you talked to Alex Arnott? 308 00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,197 - We were lab partners in Ms. Robilotta’s class once… 309 00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:06,075 What did you learn? 310 00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:09,120 Just that she has a lot of piercings, and she likes music. Specifically SKA. 311 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,622 What’s Ska? 312 00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:14,792 It's like rock, but with more trumpets. 313 00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:16,252 Why would she like that? 314 00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:18,379 - I don't know. She just does. Crap! I've got to go. 315 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:20,172 I got this meeting with our guidance counselor. 316 00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:21,757 I’ll see you guys tomorrow? 317 00:15:25,052 --> 00:15:27,722 WILIAM: Hey, you work at Hot Topic with Vicky Boyle, right? 318 00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:29,265 - It's complicated. 319 00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:30,182 I don't really know her. 320 00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:34,228 I don't like her, but yes. - I need you to introduce me. 321 00:15:35,062 --> 00:15:36,313 (Eerie, conspiratorial music) I have an idea. 322 00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:38,441 - It's another one of your lame ideas? 323 00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:38,983 - I d-don’t… 324 00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:41,277 I don't think so? - Based on that stuttering. 325 00:15:41,277 --> 00:15:41,986 I guess it is. 326 00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:44,280 - Can you just introduce me? 327 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,656 - I guess. 328 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:51,370 - Thanks. 329 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,205 - Sit back there. Don't make eye contact. (Footsteps up bleachers) 330 00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,337 So I need tickets for a concert. 331 00:16:00,796 --> 00:16:02,882 - I know that. Which concert? 332 00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:05,968 - He wants the tickets Alex Arnott wants 333 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:06,886 - Johnny! - What? 334 00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:08,304 I got places to be! 335 00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:09,972 So then, you know, Alex Arnott. 336 00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:11,974 -Why? -William is scared of her. 337 00:16:11,974 --> 00:16:12,683 I am not! 338 00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:14,685 - You should be. - Wait, I should be? 339 00:16:15,978 --> 00:16:17,313 Look, what am I missing here? 340 00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:19,482 I mean, there's, like, two weeks, until Graduation? 341 00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:22,268 Why the sudden interest in Arnott? -She has this — 342 00:16:22,318 --> 00:16:24,862 (Lying) I - uh - want to ask her to prom. 343 00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:27,449 (Laughter) 344 00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:31,952 It's not that funny. 345 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,164 - No, it's just as if she would ask — 346 00:16:35,831 --> 00:16:38,709 AS IF she would go to PROM with YOU. 347 00:16:40,336 --> 00:16:42,254 Anyway, she's already got a date. 348 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:42,713 - Who’s she going with? 349 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:45,758 - With some famous… 350 00:16:46,258 --> 00:16:48,552 drummer from a not very famous ska band. 351 00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:51,430 - Come on, Vicky. Do you have those tickets or not? - I do… 352 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:54,850 But I also have several potential buyers. 353 00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:56,685 - Potential buyers? 354 00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:57,937 You only got one buyer. 355 00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:00,189 This kid and he's willing to pay any price! (Funky Ska Music) 356 00:17:12,743 --> 00:17:15,120 Oh, hey, William. 357 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,121 And John, right? 358 00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:19,208 - You know both our names?! - Oh, yeah. (Funky Ska Music ends) 359 00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:23,504 Oh, Alex, I'm bugging out. 360 00:17:23,761 --> 00:17:27,675 I forgot got my AP history textbook in my locker. Could I borrow yours? 361 00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:30,361 Does it look like I have a textbook? 362 00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:33,430 It's senior year, man, and it's Friday. 363 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,474 - Oh. Well, according to William's 364 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:38,519 revised script, this is where I make my exit. - Just go. 365 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:39,520 - Pay up. - Johnny! 366 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,980 Pay up! 367 00:17:48,112 --> 00:17:50,614 See you later. 368 00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:54,034 Anyways, 369 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,997 Poor Johnny, he's, like, so bummed out. 370 00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:02,376 Peep this, he has so much homework, 371 00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:05,170 he can't even go to the music concert tickets for tonight. 372 00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:07,506 Who are you seeing? 373 00:18:07,506 --> 00:18:10,551 Blink One Hundred and Eighty Two… 374 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,136 Wait, you have blink tickets?! 375 00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:13,345 I mean, if these are Blink tickets, 376 00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:17,933 - How? Like, seriously, how? 377 00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:19,602 They're sold out everywhere. 378 00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,854 - I’m a hella big fan of Ska Music. 379 00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:25,858 It's just a shame… 380 00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:28,402 that Johnny's ticket is going to go to waste. 381 00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:32,031 (Voice cracks) Unless! 382 00:18:32,239 --> 00:18:34,658 Are we not going to acknowledge that voice crack? 383 00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:37,411 - Unless you want to go with me? 384 00:18:40,331 --> 00:18:42,458 - How much? - Free of charge. 385 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,418 What's the catch? 386 00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:45,502 There is none. 387 00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:49,214 This isn't like some sneak attack date is it? 388 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:51,967 What? No. 389 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:54,637 Besides, I heard you're going out with a famous drummer from that Ska band. 390 00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:57,723 Oh, yeah. 391 00:18:58,182 --> 00:18:59,183 This is simply from one… 392 00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,018 Blink One Hundred and Eighty Two fan to another. 393 00:19:01,018 --> 00:19:02,436 - And you're for real? - Yeah. 394 00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:03,604 - Like, for real? For real? 395 00:19:03,604 --> 00:19:04,188 I think so. 396 00:19:04,188 --> 00:19:05,773 - What train are taking? - The 6:18. Why? 397 00:19:05,773 --> 00:19:07,441 - Good, we can take it in together. 398 00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:09,443 - Oh, okay. - Pick me up before 6? 399 00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,820 - Like with my car? - SWEET! Thanks, William. 400 00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:23,958 (Train Station Sounds) - Train is running a little late. 401 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,793 That's always a case with the LIRR. 402 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,962 They’re literally the worst. 403 00:19:30,047 --> 00:19:32,549 - I don't get into the city very often. 404 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:34,677 I thought you said you were a hella big music fan. 405 00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:35,886 You don't go to New York to see shows? 406 00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:38,347 WILLIAM (Lying): Oh, yeah! 407 00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:39,682 - Who have you seen? 408 00:19:39,682 --> 00:19:40,891 Weird Al? 409 00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:41,892 The Circus. 410 00:19:41,892 --> 00:19:43,185 Did you see Ducktales On Ice? 411 00:19:43,185 --> 00:19:45,396 AEX: So this is your first show That’s not for ten year olds? 412 00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:47,356 I guess so. 413 00:19:47,356 --> 00:19:48,983 - Well, first of all, you’re way overdressed. 414 00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:50,150 This is a general admission show, 415 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:53,654 which means we're going to be Body to body with hundreds of people. 416 00:19:54,071 --> 00:19:55,698 But don't worry, If anyone gets too close 417 00:19:55,698 --> 00:19:57,199 Put your elbows like this. 418 00:19:57,199 --> 00:19:58,742 - Do you think this will get physical? 419 00:19:58,742 --> 00:20:00,369 - Oh, definitely. 420 00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:01,996 And the guy at the door is going to ask for your ID. 421 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,373 You have ID, right? 422 00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:06,875 - I have 17 different forms of ID. 423 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,544 - One is fine. 424 00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,879 If you're under 21, you get a red wristband, 425 00:20:10,879 --> 00:20:12,756 which means they won't serve you alcohol. 426 00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:16,010 But if you're over 21, you get a green wristband. 427 00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:18,846 - That means they can serve you alcohol? 428 00:20:18,846 --> 00:20:21,140 - You're a natural. 429 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,308 - I didn't know there would be drinking at this concert. 430 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,185 That didn't happen at Ducktales on Ice. 431 00:20:25,185 --> 00:20:27,938 If I wanted to, I could drink, too… 432 00:20:27,938 --> 00:20:29,398 I have a fake I.D. 433 00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:32,109 - Isn’t that illegal? 434 00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:33,944 - Yeah, but I'm straight-edge. 435 00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:36,071 See? 436 00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:39,116 - I like the color of the Xs. 437 00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:40,075 - Thanks. 438 00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:42,119 I make them with green gel pens. 439 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,079 I only use green gel pens. 440 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,831 - So why do you have a fake I.D. 441 00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:49,501 … if you don't drink? - To get into the over 21 shows? 442 00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:51,336 That’s where you see all of the best bands. 443 00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:53,005 - You must really like music. 444 00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:55,132 I mean, to commit a crime for it. 445 00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:57,426 - Yeah. 446 00:20:57,551 --> 00:21:01,180 I'm studying Music Journalism at Boston University next year. 447 00:21:02,222 --> 00:21:04,016 - I’m going to Stony Brook. 448 00:21:04,058 --> 00:21:06,310 It’s here on Long Island. 449 00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:08,520 - I know where it is. 450 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,147 - What are you studying? - Astrophysics. 451 00:21:10,147 --> 00:21:12,441 It's been a dream of mine ever since I met Doctor — 452 00:21:12,441 --> 00:21:13,942 - Who? (Train whistle) 453 00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:17,446 - Oh, there's our train. 454 00:21:18,072 --> 00:21:20,574 (Fun Ska Music) WILLIAM (OFFSCREEN): June 12th, 1998… - We’re doing this again? 455 00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:23,744 High school senior and Toys R Us employee William Pappas 456 00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:27,372 took a train into New York City to see a concert 457 00:21:31,251 --> 00:21:32,252 WILLIAM (OFFSCREEN): He saw parts of the city 458 00:21:32,252 --> 00:21:34,755 he'd never seen before. 459 00:21:37,424 --> 00:21:40,761 And he heard exciting new music! 460 00:21:42,012 --> 00:21:42,387 Also. 461 00:21:42,387 --> 00:21:44,389 Did you know it's pronounced Blink 182 and not… 462 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:45,432 - William, that’s awesome. 463 00:21:45,682 --> 00:21:49,478 You left the house! Did my pep talk get through to you? 464 00:21:49,561 --> 00:21:53,982 Actually, it was Alex Arnott.- You bought concert tickets for Alex Arnott? - No. 465 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,944 I mean, technically, I did buy them for her. 466 00:21:56,985 --> 00:21:59,822 Turns out she's really easy to talk to. 467 00:22:00,739 --> 00:22:03,325 I was scared of her at first, but she's really nice. 468 00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:06,161 - So what you like her now? 469 00:22:06,578 --> 00:22:09,164 - There's no room for feelings in massive government conspiracies. 470 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,459 Hey, when are you coming over tonight? 471 00:22:12,459 --> 00:22:14,795 - I can't anymore. 472 00:22:14,795 --> 00:22:18,132 When I met with my guidance counselor on Thursday, she set me up for this dinner 473 00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:20,509 with other UCLA students on the East Coast. 474 00:22:20,509 --> 00:22:22,928 - But we always watch the show together. It's our thing. 475 00:22:22,928 --> 00:22:23,470 Sorry. 476 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,055 This is important. (Dragging garbage can) 477 00:22:44,324 --> 00:22:47,411 Hey, you didn't happen to see someone sitting outside… 478 00:22:47,411 --> 00:22:50,539 Eating a bunch of pistachios… 479 00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:53,750 Did you? DAD: No. 480 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,919 MOM: Not something we were really looking for. 481 00:22:56,211 --> 00:22:57,045 - Cuckoo! 482 00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:58,755 - Cuckoo! (Funky drum music) 483 00:23:23,697 --> 00:23:27,826 (Phone rings) Hello? 484 00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:31,371 - Hi. Is William there? 485 00:23:31,371 --> 00:23:32,831 Oh, yeah. 486 00:23:32,831 --> 00:23:34,750 Hey, Alex. - Who’s Alex? 487 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,335 Heather, hang up the phone! - No. 488 00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:38,754 Tell me who Alex is. - Please! 489 00:23:38,837 --> 00:23:40,380 - Hellooooooo! 490 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:43,175 Now, Daniel, come on! 491 00:23:44,676 --> 00:23:47,095 - Hi. Are your names Heather and Daniel? 492 00:23:47,221 --> 00:23:50,057 - Yeah. - Yes. Hi Heather and Daniel. 493 00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:52,309 I'm Alex Arnott. I'm one of your brother's friends. 494 00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:56,521 My brother only has TWO friends. 495 00:23:57,272 --> 00:23:59,107 - Johnny and, uh, what's his name? 496 00:23:59,107 --> 00:24:01,485 Well, now he has three. 497 00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,570 Can you give us a few minutes? - Sure. 498 00:24:03,612 --> 00:24:06,573 Nice talking with you, Alex. - Nice talking to you, too. 499 00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:08,742 Have a good night. - Buh Bye! 500 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:12,704 So you have a little sister and a little brother. 501 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:14,081 Uh huh. 502 00:24:15,332 --> 00:24:16,959 I'm an only child. 503 00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:20,671 My parents looked at me and thought They couldn't do any better, so they stopped. 504 00:24:21,213 --> 00:24:23,674 I guess my parents looked at me and thought it couldn't hurt to keep trying 505 00:24:28,387 --> 00:24:31,014 - Hey, so I just, um. 506 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:34,142 I wanted to thank you again for the tickets. 507 00:24:34,434 --> 00:24:36,603 I had a really great time. 508 00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:39,106 Oh, yeah? 509 00:24:40,774 --> 00:24:41,775 You're welcome. 510 00:24:42,192 --> 00:24:44,569 - So, uh, 511 00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:47,281 what are you doing tonight? 512 00:24:47,781 --> 00:24:51,159 - I had plans with someone, but they canceled. 513 00:24:52,619 --> 00:24:54,162 Hey, same. 514 00:24:54,162 --> 00:24:54,746 What? Were you and 515 00:24:54,746 --> 00:24:57,249 This someone going to do? - Oh! Nothing. 516 00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,167 “Nothing”? 517 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,419 Well, that doesn't sound like nothing. 518 00:25:00,419 --> 00:25:02,504 That sounds like something. 519 00:25:02,504 --> 00:25:03,422 Okay, 520 00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:07,843 well, put on Channel 38, 521 00:25:12,556 --> 00:25:16,143 ON TV: And for a limited time, only get this incredible handcrafted… 522 00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:19,146 - So explain to me what I'm looking at here. 523 00:25:19,604 --> 00:25:22,149 - So you know what the Shop at Home Network is, right? 524 00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:23,442 Yeah. 525 00:25:23,442 --> 00:25:25,652 What my nana uses to buy all of her bad jewelry. 526 00:25:25,652 --> 00:25:29,197 And, you know who William Shatner is right. 527 00:25:29,406 --> 00:25:29,823 - Yeah. 528 00:25:29,823 --> 00:25:33,201 Captain Kirk, Rescue 911, bad toupee. Why? 529 00:25:33,493 --> 00:25:37,581 - In just 2 minutes, he will be on this very channel 530 00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:40,792 to sell a bunch of overpriced Star Trek memorabilia. 531 00:25:41,418 --> 00:25:43,420 It's something that happens once every couple of months. 532 00:25:45,005 --> 00:25:45,380 - And you 533 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,507 actually watch it?! - Every time it's on. 534 00:25:48,884 --> 00:25:50,510 Do you ever buy anything? 535 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:53,472 No. I just like to hear people on TV talk about Star Trek. 536 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,485 ALEX (Laughs): That’s so dorky. 537 00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,060 I freely admit that it is. 538 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,604 (TV chatter) 539 00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:04,066 My dad's like you, total Trekkie. 540 00:26:04,483 --> 00:26:06,860 He even made me see one of the movies in theaters when I was a kid. 541 00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:09,196 - Which one? 542 00:26:09,196 --> 00:26:12,074 I don't remember. 543 00:26:12,157 --> 00:26:16,411 I think there was a whale in it? - ‘Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.’ Classic. 544 00:26:17,496 --> 00:26:18,830 - You know everything, don't you? 545 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:23,210 When it comes to sci fi movies, sci fi TV shows and sci fi novels… yes. 546 00:26:23,585 --> 00:26:27,964 (TV chatter, show is starting) 547 00:26:28,465 --> 00:26:31,093 (On TV, host introduces William Shatner) 548 00:26:31,093 --> 00:26:34,054 I'll watch for a minute, but then I should probably go. 549 00:26:34,137 --> 00:26:38,850 ON TV, HOST: This is your last chance to get the Captain Picard commemorative plate. 550 00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:41,228 (TV Chatter, Host talks to Shatner) 551 00:26:41,228 --> 00:26:44,856 I just bought you that Captain Picard commemorative plate! 552 00:26:45,148 --> 00:26:46,817 - No, you didn't. 553 00:26:46,817 --> 00:26:49,152 I totally did. - Stop. 554 00:26:49,444 --> 00:26:51,446 That's too ridiculous, even for me. 555 00:26:51,446 --> 00:26:52,197 I don't want that. 556 00:26:53,865 --> 00:26:55,367 HOST: Everyone's stick around. 557 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:58,870 HOST: We have much more coming up. 558 00:27:01,123 --> 00:27:03,667 ON TV, PSYCHIC COMMERCIAL: What does your future hold? 559 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,378 PSYCHIC: I'm psychic, Cleopatra DeQueiroz… 560 00:27:06,753 --> 00:27:09,673 PSYCHIC: And I can see the answers… 561 00:27:09,673 --> 00:27:11,508 - Hey. So who canceled on you tonight? 562 00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:13,927 ON TV, PSYCHIC: I can help you unlock the secrets of the universe. 563 00:27:13,969 --> 00:27:16,221 - My best friend, Chris. 564 00:27:16,221 --> 00:27:19,266 It’s like ever since he got into UCLA, he doesn't have any time for me. 565 00:27:19,641 --> 00:27:21,935 ON TV, PSYCHIC: They could all be in your future. 566 00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,145 - I’m sorry. 567 00:27:23,145 --> 00:27:24,229 (Background TV noise) 568 00:27:24,229 --> 00:27:27,107 You have all summer to hang out, right? 569 00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,233 - Who canceled on you? 570 00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:30,485 (Background TV noise) 571 00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:33,196 That drummer guy. 572 00:27:33,196 --> 00:27:35,323 Oh, your boyfriend? 573 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:39,286 Mike's not my boyfriend. 574 00:27:39,286 --> 00:27:39,995 I mean, 575 00:27:41,163 --> 00:27:44,374 sometimes I think he is, but, yeah, most of the time, he's not 576 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:48,044 ON TV, HOST: With me again is William Shatner… 577 00:27:49,087 --> 00:27:50,505 What was Mike's excuse? 578 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:53,800 (TV Chatter) 579 00:27:54,342 --> 00:27:56,052 He never really has one. 580 00:27:56,052 --> 00:27:58,430 He's always promising we're going to hang out and then backs out 581 00:27:58,430 --> 00:27:59,681 at the last second. Like, 582 00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:03,226 (Mocking voice) “Sorry, Al, the band got a last minute gig. 583 00:28:03,226 --> 00:28:05,437 I'll make it up to you, I promise.” 584 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,899 He calls you “AL”? - Yeah. 585 00:28:10,609 --> 00:28:13,028 Isn’t Alex already short for something? 586 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,156 Alexandra. 587 00:28:16,156 --> 00:28:18,074 - That's a very nice name. 588 00:28:19,201 --> 00:28:21,495 What’s William short for? - Will-ex-andra. 589 00:28:24,122 --> 00:28:24,831 (Laughs) Okay. 590 00:28:24,831 --> 00:28:27,250 I'm totally calling you that from now on. 591 00:28:27,626 --> 00:28:29,878 If you buy me that plate, you can call me whatever you want. 592 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,255 Oh, you know, you want it! So bad! (Laughs) 593 00:28:35,967 --> 00:28:36,885 - Anyway, 594 00:28:37,511 --> 00:28:39,763 I would never cancel plans on you. 595 00:28:39,763 --> 00:28:41,306 (TV Chatter) - Thanks. 596 00:28:41,306 --> 00:28:43,934 (TV Chatter) 597 00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:48,563 Hey, I called you right when I got back from a shift at Smiley's Restaurant. 598 00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,398 I haven't had a chance to change. 599 00:28:50,398 --> 00:28:52,025 Can you hold on for a sec? 600 00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:54,319 Oh, yeah, of course. Sure. 601 00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:57,864 (TV Chatter) 602 00:28:57,889 --> 00:29:00,600 WILLIAM (Whispers): Oh, my God. That’s the sound of her without clothes on. 603 00:29:01,326 --> 00:29:03,286 (William Shatner TV Chatter) 604 00:29:03,286 --> 00:29:07,791 ON TV, HOST: Mr. Shatner, this was an honor. 605 00:29:07,874 --> 00:29:12,546 ALEX (Sarcastic): Well, that was a thrilling 2 hours (Changes Channel) 606 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,465 Okay, turn on Channel 9. 607 00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:18,635 ON TV: “Oh, they're coming to get you.. 608 00:29:18,635 --> 00:29:21,346 …Barbara.” 609 00:29:21,721 --> 00:29:23,139 ON TV: “You're ignorant!” 610 00:29:23,139 --> 00:29:25,141 WILLIAM (Funny Voice): “Do you like scary movies?” 611 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,979 That was from “Scream.” 612 00:29:28,979 --> 00:29:30,522 Yeah, I know it's from “Scream.” 613 00:29:30,522 --> 00:29:33,733 I saw it, like, five times in theaters. 614 00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:35,068 ON TV: “Here he comes now.” 615 00:29:35,068 --> 00:29:36,069 “I’m getting out of here.” 616 00:29:36,069 --> 00:29:36,820 ON TV: “JOHNNY!” 617 00:29:38,655 --> 00:29:40,782 - I bet you're so scared. 618 00:29:41,032 --> 00:29:43,285 I bet you're, like, freaking out right now. 619 00:29:43,285 --> 00:29:46,538 - I’m not afraid of zombies. 620 00:29:47,122 --> 00:29:49,666 What monster are you afraid of? 621 00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:50,750 The federal government. 622 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:51,585 How about you? 623 00:29:52,627 --> 00:29:54,796 - You know, what used to scare me a lot when I was a kid? 624 00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:57,924 Aliens. - Really? 625 00:29:59,175 --> 00:29:59,551 Yeah. 626 00:29:59,551 --> 00:30:04,014 I used to watch all those alien abduction shows, like Unsolved Mysteries, X-Files… 627 00:30:04,556 --> 00:30:08,059 I'd lie awake at night and imagine these little green men at the foot of my bed. 628 00:30:08,101 --> 00:30:11,021 - Actually, most witnesses describe them as gray. 629 00:30:11,021 --> 00:30:14,524 Then, I’d pull my comforters over my head so that they couldn't get me. 630 00:30:15,442 --> 00:30:18,486 - So these aliens have the technology to travel billions of light years... 631 00:30:18,486 --> 00:30:20,614 …but they wouldn't be able to break through your Rainbow Brite comforter? 632 00:30:21,156 --> 00:30:23,325 (Laughing) Shut up. It made sense in my head. 633 00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:24,826 And it was Strawberry Shortcake. 634 00:30:24,826 --> 00:30:26,077 Thank you very much. 635 00:30:26,077 --> 00:30:28,913 - Ooh, I was really close on that one. 636 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,084 It's crazy. 637 00:30:33,752 --> 00:30:34,628 What is? 638 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:38,506 We've been going to school together for 13 years, 639 00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:42,302 and didn't start talking until yesterday. 640 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:45,096 I wish we’d talked sooner. 641 00:30:45,805 --> 00:30:50,101 - Uh, Hey… 642 00:30:50,977 --> 00:30:55,899 So I remember in 10th grade, our school had a UFO club. 643 00:30:57,776 --> 00:30:58,985 Oh, yeah, right. 644 00:30:58,985 --> 00:31:00,904 I think I went to, like, one meeting. 645 00:31:00,904 --> 00:31:03,114 It only ever was one meeting. 646 00:31:03,782 --> 00:31:04,783 - Let me guess. 647 00:31:04,783 --> 00:31:06,368 You were in the club. 648 00:31:06,368 --> 00:31:07,243 I was. 649 00:31:08,453 --> 00:31:11,039 Anyway, you remember how there was this video? 650 00:31:12,332 --> 00:31:15,085 (PHONE BEEP) Oh, sorry. 651 00:31:15,085 --> 00:31:17,253 I have a call on the other line. 652 00:31:17,253 --> 00:31:18,713 You mind if I take this? 653 00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:20,799 Yeah, no problem. Coolio. 654 00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:23,134 Got nothing better to do. 655 00:31:27,764 --> 00:31:28,264 (Phone clicks) Hello. 656 00:31:28,264 --> 00:31:32,435 AUTOMATED VOICE: Will you accept a call from the Nassau County Detention Center? 657 00:31:32,852 --> 00:31:34,813 (Dramatic, spooky music) Yeah. Yeah, Yes. 658 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:36,231 Hello. 659 00:31:37,524 --> 00:31:39,693 ON PHONE: Is this XMulderX80@aol.com? 660 00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:42,112 Dr. Greenport?! 661 00:31:42,862 --> 00:31:44,114 ON PHONE: Answer my question first. 662 00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:45,490 Yes, it is. 663 00:31:45,865 --> 00:31:47,534 Well, you can call me William, sir. 664 00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:49,786 ON PHONE: Have you heard what's happened to me, William? 665 00:31:49,786 --> 00:31:51,162 Only what they said on the news. 666 00:31:51,162 --> 00:31:53,498 ON PHONE: The news is a lie. 667 00:31:54,082 --> 00:31:55,709 I knew it. 668 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,293 ON PHONE: Dr. Greenport. Can I just say, 669 00:31:58,253 --> 00:31:58,878 your visit 670 00:31:58,878 --> 00:32:01,673 to my school was a huge inspiration to me and the primary reason I'm studying... 671 00:32:01,673 --> 00:32:02,882 astrophysics this fall. 672 00:32:02,882 --> 00:32:04,926 ON PHONE (Cuts him off): William, I don’t have a lot of time. - Right. 673 00:32:04,926 --> 00:32:08,596 ON PHONE: This is a massive conspiracy with a lot of moving parts. 674 00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:12,642 Well, I have a lead on a piece of evidence that could exonerate you. 675 00:32:12,892 --> 00:32:13,935 ON PHONE: That's why I'm calling. 676 00:32:13,935 --> 00:32:17,897 You know about the tape? ON PHONE: You posted about it on the chat room… 677 00:32:19,274 --> 00:32:20,233 ON PHONE: Do you have it? 678 00:32:21,985 --> 00:32:22,986 - Almost. 679 00:32:25,071 --> 00:32:27,157 ON PHONE: Someone will contact you soon. 680 00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:30,702 ON PHONE: Until then, there's one thing I need you to remember. 681 00:32:30,744 --> 00:32:32,245 Yes, sir. Anything! 682 00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:33,580 ON PHONE: Trust.. 683 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,039 No. One. (Spooky music ends) 684 00:32:35,707 --> 00:32:38,710 When you say no one, do you mean like “no one… 685 00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:41,713 …no one?” Because there's this girl. 686 00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:45,467 AUTOMATED VOICE: Your call has now ended. 687 00:32:46,634 --> 00:32:47,177 Hello. 688 00:32:47,177 --> 00:32:47,844 (Night of the Living Dead on TV) 689 00:32:47,844 --> 00:32:49,888 Who was that? 690 00:32:50,764 --> 00:32:52,098 - Wrong number. 691 00:32:52,098 --> 00:32:52,807 (TV noise) 692 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:55,769 That was a pretty long call for a wrong number. 693 00:32:56,478 --> 00:32:57,103 Yeah, 694 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,567 Hey, do you know my friend Vicki Boyle? 695 00:33:04,152 --> 00:33:08,072 - Why? I’m throwing her a birthday party At my house tomorrow night. 696 00:33:09,324 --> 00:33:10,867 Your house? 697 00:33:10,909 --> 00:33:12,827 Yeah. My mom's at this work thing. 698 00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:14,913 My dad's on a camping trip with his brothers. 699 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,623 You should come. 700 00:33:16,623 --> 00:33:18,708 You're inviting me to a party? 701 00:33:20,794 --> 00:33:23,546 - I mean, it's more of a small gathering than a party. 702 00:33:24,297 --> 00:33:25,089 Fair warning. 703 00:33:25,089 --> 00:33:26,382 It is Rocky Horror themed. 704 00:33:26,382 --> 00:33:30,011 So there will be freaks in costumes. 705 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:31,554 Also, 706 00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:33,223 I am one of those freaks. 707 00:33:33,223 --> 00:33:35,725 I will be in costume. 708 00:33:35,725 --> 00:33:37,936 - Well, now I'm intrigued. 709 00:33:38,144 --> 00:33:39,312 So, you'll come? 710 00:33:42,649 --> 00:33:43,858 Wouldn't miss it. 711 00:33:44,651 --> 00:33:45,276 (TV noise) 712 00:33:46,069 --> 00:33:49,531 - Hey, what did you want to ask me? - What? - Earlier 713 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:52,367 You said you want to ask me something? 714 00:33:54,285 --> 00:33:55,286 I guess I forgot. 715 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,748 ALEX (yawns): I should get to bed. 716 00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:03,378 - Yeah, me too. 717 00:34:03,378 --> 00:34:06,381 Good night Al. 718 00:34:06,381 --> 00:34:06,881 Good night... 719 00:34:06,881 --> 00:34:07,090 Will-ex-andra. 720 00:34:07,090 --> 00:34:07,924 (Night of the Living Dead on TV) 721 00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:21,437 - Alex is throwing Vicki Boyle a Rocky Horror themed birthday party tonight. 722 00:34:21,479 --> 00:34:23,314 - That sounds terrible. - I need you to come with me. 723 00:34:23,314 --> 00:34:24,274 That sounds more terrible. 724 00:34:24,274 --> 00:34:25,358 Why don't you just ask Chris? 725 00:34:25,358 --> 00:34:27,610 - Chris would never go for my plan. 726 00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:28,570 - What's your plan? 727 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:31,030 I distract Alex while you look for the tape. 728 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,448 - So you want me to steal from her? 729 00:34:32,448 --> 00:34:33,074 You're right. 730 00:34:33,074 --> 00:34:34,325 That's wrong. 731 00:34:34,325 --> 00:34:36,494 - I’m actually, very into it. - Here's what we could do. 732 00:34:36,828 --> 00:34:39,664 You casually ask to borrow a video from her family's home video library. 733 00:34:39,706 --> 00:34:42,208 Something everybody has a Jurassic Park or a Forrest Gump. 734 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,668 - I would never watch those movies. 735 00:34:43,668 --> 00:34:46,004 - Something you would watch then! - Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 736 00:34:46,004 --> 00:34:48,673 - I don't know if her parents would have Texas Chainsaw Massacre. - You'd be surprised. 737 00:34:48,965 --> 00:34:53,177 So you find Greenport’s tape and slip it into a Texas Chainsaw Massacre case. 738 00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:54,554 They do have Texas Chainsaw Massacre, now?! 739 00:34:54,554 --> 00:34:57,098 - The point is it's not a stealing. 740 00:34:57,724 --> 00:34:58,975 It's just a misunderstanding. 741 00:35:00,268 --> 00:35:01,769 Hey, what's that guy's deal? 742 00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:03,980 He's been looking at us this whole time. 743 00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:06,941 - Are you doing that thing where you confuse real life with The X-Files again? 744 00:35:07,483 --> 00:35:10,570 Well, sometimes real life is like The X-Files 745 00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:11,112 Anyway. 746 00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:12,822 What do I owe you for this? 747 00:35:13,156 --> 00:35:14,949 - You don't owe me anything. 748 00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,868 I'll do this one because we're friends. - Oh, tha— 749 00:35:16,868 --> 00:35:18,995 - Oh, actually, if you can cover this, 750 00:35:19,412 --> 00:35:20,288 That'd be great. 751 00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:50,443 (Party noise, loud music) - I really feel like we should, like, watch the movie or something, 752 00:35:50,735 --> 00:35:54,072 because I feel like the party is kind of dying down, 753 00:35:54,656 --> 00:35:57,825 and we need to get everyone. 754 00:35:57,825 --> 00:35:59,786 Everyone excited. 755 00:36:01,412 --> 00:36:03,957 Alex, can we watch the movie now? 756 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:06,250 - Yeah… 757 00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:15,426 THREE STOOGES ON TV: Hey, what's the idea of spoiling the game? 758 00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:16,761 ON TV: I was for onesies. 759 00:36:16,761 --> 00:36:20,056 ON TV: He was was for onesies. You gave him two-sies. 760 00:36:20,139 --> 00:36:21,307 ON TV: Here’s five-sies! (SLAP!!!) 761 00:36:24,352 --> 00:36:27,605 - Ha. Larry. 762 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:36,239 (Knock) Hey, we're going to start the Rocky Horror, watch along. 763 00:36:36,906 --> 00:36:39,117 What does that entail? 764 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,911 We turn on the movie, shout snarky comments, 765 00:36:41,911 --> 00:36:44,247 throw things at the TV. 766 00:36:45,790 --> 00:36:47,083 - Thank you. 767 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,585 I'd rather not. 768 00:36:51,254 --> 00:36:52,588 Do you want a drink or something? 769 00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:55,383 No. I brought Red Alert 770 00:36:56,634 --> 00:36:58,803 So you came to a party 771 00:36:58,803 --> 00:37:02,181 to sit alone in my room, drink soda and watch TV. 772 00:37:05,018 --> 00:37:06,728 (Big sip) - It appears so. 773 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:07,186 Yeah. 774 00:37:08,563 --> 00:37:09,939 (TV noise) 775 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:12,358 Hey. William invited you, right? 776 00:37:12,358 --> 00:37:13,901 Is he here? I haven’t seen him. 777 00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:15,319 - Maybe he stayed home? 778 00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:16,821 - Did he say he was staying home? 779 00:37:16,821 --> 00:37:18,865 No. He said he'd come 780 00:37:19,574 --> 00:37:20,742 THREE STOOGES ON TV: “take off your hat.” 781 00:37:21,367 --> 00:37:23,911 - Mind if I hang out with you? 782 00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:27,457 What about the watch along? Hmm. 783 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:29,083 Eh. 784 00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:31,210 It can wait 785 00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:33,755 THREE STOOGES ON TV: Please take off your hat. 786 00:37:35,381 --> 00:37:37,341 Give me one of those sodas. 787 00:37:38,593 --> 00:37:40,970 - Fair warning, tomorrow morning. 788 00:37:41,012 --> 00:37:42,889 You're going to think there's blood in your stool. 789 00:37:42,889 --> 00:37:43,347 Don't worry. 790 00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:44,182 It's not blood. 791 00:37:44,182 --> 00:37:46,684 It's just a very dangerous food coloring. 792 00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:49,604 Eventually, your body will adjust. 793 00:37:49,604 --> 00:37:51,355 (TV noise) 794 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,024 - Bombs Away! 795 00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,985 (TV background noise) 796 00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:01,491 (Kicking can noise) 797 00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:04,202 Come on. 798 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:11,292 Pick up the pace. 799 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:14,212 - You still haven’t told me who you are. 800 00:38:14,921 --> 00:38:17,465 Do you like work for the government? 801 00:38:17,465 --> 00:38:19,008 Are you one of the men in black? 802 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:22,203 MAN: Do I look like one of the men in black? 803 00:38:24,222 --> 00:38:26,724 No, not with that fanny pack. 804 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,310 MAN: Hey, it's very practical. 805 00:38:29,852 --> 00:38:32,230 It holds my wallet, my keys, my cherry Binaca, my nuts! 806 00:38:32,355 --> 00:38:34,982 - I get it, but, like, pants do that, too. 807 00:38:38,611 --> 00:38:39,112 MAN: Stop here. 808 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:46,369 Pete Greenport call you? 809 00:38:46,369 --> 00:38:47,912 Uh, yes. 810 00:38:47,912 --> 00:38:50,790 Did he tell you that he's going to send somebody 811 00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:53,126 Well, here I am, genius. 812 00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:54,877 You know Dr. Greenport? 813 00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:57,338 Yes. I'm with the Long Island UFO Center. 814 00:38:58,131 --> 00:38:59,799 You might know me by my chat room handle. 815 00:38:59,799 --> 00:39:02,885 Alienz51 816 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:03,719 You’re Alienz51… 817 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,848 At AOL dot com? 818 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,851 Like aliens with a Z? 819 00:39:11,394 --> 00:39:12,645 It's an honor. 820 00:39:13,938 --> 00:39:14,355 (Weirded Out) Okay. 821 00:39:17,358 --> 00:39:20,069 So what are we doing out here? 822 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,656 MAN: Well, somebody ratted 823 00:39:23,656 --> 00:39:26,993 Pete out to the feds, right? 824 00:39:26,993 --> 00:39:28,911 Yeah, I guess so. 825 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,207 Wait, you think it was me? 826 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,793 Not saying it was, and I'm not saying it wasn't, 827 00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:39,338 but I'm going to take this feedbag 828 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:42,341 and I'm going to eat it 829 00:39:43,009 --> 00:39:44,927 until we figure it out. (Nuts crunching) 830 00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:54,395 WILLIAM (Nervous): Hey. So I have somewhere I have to be tonight. 831 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,021 Sit down!!! 832 00:39:58,107 --> 00:39:59,233 THREE STOOGES ON TV: Do you solemnly swear to… 833 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:01,777 … tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? CURLY ON TV: Certainly. 834 00:40:01,819 --> 00:40:03,613 CURLY ON TV: What have I got to lose? 835 00:40:03,696 --> 00:40:05,573 What's his name again? 836 00:40:05,698 --> 00:40:07,116 Curly. 837 00:40:07,116 --> 00:40:09,118 How does that makes sense? 838 00:40:09,118 --> 00:40:11,537 Why are you in here stalling? 839 00:40:11,537 --> 00:40:13,664 I’m not stalling. 840 00:40:13,664 --> 00:40:15,249 You clearly don't enjoy my company. 841 00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:18,169 Nor that red alert you’ve been nursing. 842 00:40:18,169 --> 00:40:20,171 It's just. It's so sugary. 843 00:40:20,171 --> 00:40:21,505 I don't know how you drank three. 844 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:24,383 Then go drink alcohol. 845 00:40:24,383 --> 00:40:26,802 With the rest of the alcohol drinkers. 846 00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:28,846 I'm straight edge. See the X-es on my hands? 847 00:40:29,055 --> 00:40:30,723 - Ugh, you’re one of those. 848 00:40:30,723 --> 00:40:32,642 - I don't see you drinking alcohol either. 849 00:40:32,642 --> 00:40:35,186 - Nor am I making a big deal of it either. 850 00:40:35,186 --> 00:40:35,895 JOHNNY (Mocking): “Oh, look at me. 851 00:40:35,895 --> 00:40:38,397 I'm so special with these magical X-es on my hands!” 852 00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:39,941 - Are you calling me a poser? 853 00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:43,236 Yeah, because I saw you drinking beer at that party the other night. 854 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,989 You are so annoying! 855 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,741 Thanks. 856 00:40:48,741 --> 00:40:51,285 What did you write those X's with, anyway? 857 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,745 A green gel pen. 858 00:40:52,745 --> 00:40:55,623 Only thing I've used since freshman year. 859 00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:56,624 - You know what? 860 00:40:56,624 --> 00:40:59,126 If you want me to start it right now, I will if it makes you happy. 861 00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:02,672 (TV chatter( 862 00:41:03,089 --> 00:41:05,841 - You won't start the movie until William gets here. 863 00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,804 - That's why you're stalling. - Shut up. 864 00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:10,763 That's not true. 865 00:41:10,763 --> 00:41:13,349 I'm doing it now. 866 00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:16,269 (Door Open, party noise) 867 00:41:18,437 --> 00:41:18,854 Okay. 868 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:21,065 Can I just ask one question? 869 00:41:21,232 --> 00:41:22,316 You may not… 870 00:41:26,946 --> 00:41:28,781 (ON TV, Stooges) 871 00:41:28,781 --> 00:41:31,867 (Slurps soda) 872 00:41:31,951 --> 00:41:33,494 (Slurps soda more intensely) 873 00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:34,745 (Alex gulps) 874 00:41:36,872 --> 00:41:39,875 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 875 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:42,169 Okay. Okay. Okay. 876 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:44,922 You have my attention now. 877 00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:51,846 (Nature noises) - Look, I really have to get out of here. 878 00:41:51,846 --> 00:41:53,681 MAN: I’m not holding you hostage. 879 00:41:53,681 --> 00:41:55,933 You're drove me out to the middle of nowhere with no way to get home! 880 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:58,602 I guess we're at an impasse. 881 00:41:58,602 --> 00:41:59,854 I wouldn't turn on Doctor… 882 00:41:59,854 --> 00:42:02,106 Greenport, he’s like my hero. 883 00:42:02,106 --> 00:42:04,567 I spent the past week trying to find 884 00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:06,986 a piece of evidence that might exonerate him. 885 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:07,695 MAN (Annoyed): Yeah. 886 00:42:07,695 --> 00:42:09,905 Yeah, I saw your post. 887 00:42:09,905 --> 00:42:11,657 MAN (yelling): There is no evidence!!! 888 00:42:11,657 --> 00:42:13,034 Our offices were turned upside down! 889 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:15,703 Everything was confiscated! 890 00:42:15,703 --> 00:42:18,289 Not everything. 891 00:42:18,456 --> 00:42:18,873 When Doctor… 892 00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:23,085 Greenport visited my school, he raffled off a video of the Jones Beach UFO crash. 893 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,463 Really? 894 00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,674 That's the one, the big one. 895 00:42:28,674 --> 00:42:30,926 You’ve seen it? MAN: Yeah. 896 00:42:30,926 --> 00:42:34,388 And it makes Roswell look like Romper Room! 897 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:37,975 MAN: You're telling me that you have a copy of that tape? - Yes. 898 00:42:38,934 --> 00:42:41,354 Well, sort of. 899 00:42:41,354 --> 00:42:42,855 This girl I know has it. 900 00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:44,231 I was going to ask her for it, but Doctor… 901 00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:45,691 Greenport told me not to trust her. 902 00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:47,985 Oh, she's the rat! WILLIAM (Defensive): No! 903 00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:48,903 Maybe? 904 00:42:50,321 --> 00:42:52,365 it wasn't specifically about her. 905 00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:55,034 It was more of an in-general “trust No one.” 906 00:42:55,701 --> 00:42:58,037 MAN: Do you think you can trust her? 907 00:42:59,747 --> 00:43:02,166 I think my judgment is now being clouded… 908 00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:06,045 by my feelings for her. 909 00:43:06,796 --> 00:43:08,881 AW CRAP!!! (Nuts hit the dirt) 910 00:43:10,674 --> 00:43:13,302 - Okay, here's my question. 911 00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:15,346 Where did William get those Blink tickets? 912 00:43:15,346 --> 00:43:16,389 They're sold out everywhere. 913 00:43:16,389 --> 00:43:19,308 And Vicki's the only scalper in town. 914 00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:22,478 Vicki is your friend, and this is Vicki's birthday party. 915 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,230 Why don't you just ask her? 916 00:43:24,230 --> 00:43:26,190 She’d never tell me the truth. 917 00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:27,942 Is that where he got them? 918 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:31,862 I think that was a yes. 919 00:43:33,364 --> 00:43:34,657 - Now may I ask you a question? 920 00:43:35,825 --> 00:43:36,534 Sure. 921 00:43:36,992 --> 00:43:39,078 May I see one of those green gel pens? 922 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,831 Yeah, they're over there. 923 00:43:41,831 --> 00:43:43,874 (Rustles through pens on desk) 924 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:47,086 (ON TV, Stooges) 925 00:43:47,962 --> 00:43:49,296 (Scribbles notes) 926 00:43:49,296 --> 00:43:50,714 Just keep it. 927 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:53,384 I plan to. 928 00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:55,177 - I have another question. 929 00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:57,221 You know the drill. 930 00:44:03,853 --> 00:44:04,854 Why did… (Slurp) 931 00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:08,399 William spend… (Slurp) 932 00:44:11,777 --> 00:44:15,448 all that money on tickets? 933 00:44:17,616 --> 00:44:19,994 When we were at the concert, he didn't you know any of their songs! 934 00:44:20,703 --> 00:44:22,830 He wasn't there for the songs. 935 00:44:23,289 --> 00:44:24,915 So he doesn't like Blink? 936 00:44:24,915 --> 00:44:26,959 He does now. 937 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:29,044 Then what — 938 00:44:29,044 --> 00:44:29,962 Oh, God. 939 00:44:29,962 --> 00:44:32,173 You're so frustrating to talk to! 940 00:44:34,425 --> 00:44:36,177 - Did you know that this green 941 00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:39,054 ink bleeds through the page? 942 00:44:42,641 --> 00:44:44,935 Did William buy those tickets because he has feelings for me?! 943 00:44:45,269 --> 00:44:47,771 I can honestly say 944 00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:50,024 that was not the reason William bought those tickets. 945 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:56,322 (Knocking, party sounds) Alex, people are waiting. 946 00:44:56,322 --> 00:44:58,491 Are we gonna watch the movie, or are we going to rot? 947 00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:02,203 (TV sounds) 948 00:45:13,923 --> 00:45:16,467 (Crickets chirp) - There's just, like, something about her. 949 00:45:17,676 --> 00:45:20,596 She’s funny and brave. 950 00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:23,974 I mean, like… 951 00:45:23,974 --> 00:45:27,520 she joined the UFO club, even though she's scared of aliens. 952 00:45:27,937 --> 00:45:29,355 MAN: She should be scared. 953 00:45:29,355 --> 00:45:31,774 Do you know how many people I've spoken to that have been anally probed?! 954 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:33,859 (William chuckles) 955 00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:36,612 You think there's something funny about E.T. sticking his finger up your butt?! 956 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:40,115 I just mean, like, for Alex to be able to confront her fears like that. 957 00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:43,744 It says something about her 958 00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:45,788 MAN: Look, kid. 959 00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:48,249 Peter and I were married. - to each other? 960 00:45:48,249 --> 00:45:50,960 No, stupid, to wives! 961 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,586 Neither marriage worked out. 962 00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:53,629 You know why? 963 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:56,924 Because we're different than everybody else. 964 00:45:56,924 --> 00:46:00,928 Most people are content to read their newspaper, drink their coffee… 965 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:03,347 And go to their boring jobs, and come home to their boring wives. 966 00:46:04,682 --> 00:46:06,684 We're married to the truth. 967 00:46:06,684 --> 00:46:09,311 We will always be on the outside looking in. 968 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:11,855 - I’ve got that part covered. 969 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:14,316 I've been going to school with the same people since kindergarten, 970 00:46:14,316 --> 00:46:16,527 and I still only have two friends. 971 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:20,114 And when summer is over, they're both leaving Long Island. 972 00:46:21,115 --> 00:46:22,741 Who would anyone want to leave Long Island? 973 00:46:22,741 --> 00:46:24,785 We have the best beaches, the best bagels. 974 00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:27,329 Do you how know how many times I've seen Steve Guttenberg? 975 00:46:28,414 --> 00:46:29,373 Three. 976 00:46:30,374 --> 00:46:32,001 - That's a lot 977 00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:35,963 Hey, Fanny Pack Man. 978 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,089 Why are you calling me that? 979 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:39,133 (Rustling bag) My name is Carl. 980 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,885 Have you ever seen a UFO? 981 00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:44,221 Yeah. Many times. 982 00:46:44,638 --> 00:46:47,141 And with the new millennium approaching, I've been seeing them even more. 983 00:46:48,517 --> 00:46:49,727 It's funny. 984 00:46:49,935 --> 00:46:52,146 I feel like I look into the sky every night. 985 00:46:52,146 --> 00:46:55,065 Searching for proof. But I still haven't found anything. 986 00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:57,943 Keep looking, kid. 987 00:46:58,235 --> 00:46:59,361 Something big's coming. 988 00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:01,405 We're on the ground floor. 989 00:47:03,115 --> 00:47:04,533 What's more important to you? 990 00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:07,244 Some high school crush or the secrets of the universe? 991 00:47:08,621 --> 00:47:10,789 The universe, I guess. 992 00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:12,374 So walk up to this girl. 993 00:47:12,374 --> 00:47:15,377 Say “I’m the man that gives me the power.” 994 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:16,962 “Give me that tape!” 995 00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:17,880 I'm the man. 996 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,090 That means I have the power. 997 00:47:20,090 --> 00:47:22,051 Does that sound natural? Coming from me? 998 00:47:22,051 --> 00:47:24,970 (Sarcastic) Yeah, sure. 999 00:47:25,721 --> 00:47:28,432 She actually invited me to a party tonight. 1000 00:47:28,432 --> 00:47:29,683 I hate parties. 1001 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:32,686 All the jocks and cheerleaders thinking they’re such big shots. 1002 00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:36,106 All because they drive around in Camaros and Trans AMS. 1003 00:47:36,398 --> 00:47:38,025 No one at my school drives those cars. 1004 00:47:38,025 --> 00:47:39,735 (Yelling) They're all sheep!!! 1005 00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:43,572 I've never been to a real party before. 1006 00:47:43,572 --> 00:47:45,532 Maybe I should go once 1007 00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:48,285 just to see if I hate it. 1008 00:47:53,374 --> 00:47:54,166 (Stands up, leaves rustling) Come on. 1009 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:55,125 I'll drive you over there. 1010 00:47:56,168 --> 00:47:56,919 Who knows? 1011 00:47:56,919 --> 00:47:59,296 We could have some fun - Uh, I don't. 1012 00:47:59,296 --> 00:48:01,382 I don't think you're invited. 1013 00:48:01,757 --> 00:48:02,716 Why not? 1014 00:48:02,925 --> 00:48:04,927 It's for high schoolers, and you're, like, 1015 00:48:05,803 --> 00:48:07,179 super old. 1016 00:48:15,521 --> 00:48:16,605 (ON TV, Rocky Horror Picture Show) What's going on here? 1017 00:48:16,605 --> 00:48:17,940 (CROWD CHEERS) Rocky, rocky. 1018 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:21,694 Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah 1019 00:48:21,694 --> 00:48:23,362 - Billy boy. You finally made it. 1020 00:48:23,362 --> 00:48:24,321 What did I miss? 1021 00:48:24,321 --> 00:48:26,699 - Absolutely nothing. 1022 00:48:26,699 --> 00:48:27,866 Where's Alex? 1023 00:48:27,866 --> 00:48:30,577 - In her room. 1024 00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:32,830 Somebody had a little too much to drink. 1025 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:36,875 Before you go, there’s something… 1026 00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:38,585 …you should know about Alex. 1027 00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:40,379 She only uses green gel pens. 1028 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,548 Okay. 1029 00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:45,843 (Rocky Horror on TV) 1030 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:47,845 (Rocky Horror on TV) 1031 00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:50,055 - Is this ever going to be over?! 1032 00:48:54,184 --> 00:48:55,018 (Knocks) Alex. 1033 00:48:55,728 --> 00:48:57,229 (Angry) William… 1034 00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,857 I'm really sorry. I'm really late. 1035 00:48:59,857 --> 00:49:03,068 - You know, you better have a good excuse - I was abducted. 1036 00:49:03,694 --> 00:49:06,238 (Mocking, angry) Let me guess. By aliens? 1037 00:49:06,238 --> 00:49:07,448 By Alienz51 at AOL.com. 1038 00:49:08,532 --> 00:49:11,744 What? OWWWWW! 1039 00:49:13,328 --> 00:49:14,621 Are you okay? 1040 00:49:14,621 --> 00:49:16,540 Johnny said you had too much to drink. 1041 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:19,042 - It burns!! 1042 00:49:20,169 --> 00:49:22,296 - I thought you were straight-edge. 1043 00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:23,922 - I didn’t drink alcohol. 1044 00:49:23,922 --> 00:49:26,633 I drank Red Alert! 1045 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,093 I feel like I'm going to hurl. 1046 00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:30,929 And that hurl is going to be the color of hellfire. 1047 00:49:36,602 --> 00:49:39,313 - I thought you were going to stand me up. - No… 1048 00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:41,815 Oh, hey, Alex. 1049 00:49:42,733 --> 00:49:45,277 There's something I've been meaning to ask you. (Barfing sounds) 1050 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:47,237 Are you? 1051 00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:48,739 Should I… 1052 00:49:52,868 --> 00:49:54,244 (BURP!!!!!!) Whoa. 1053 00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:55,662 - Yeah… 1054 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:57,873 - That was impressive. 1055 00:49:57,873 --> 00:50:01,126 Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet. (BURPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!) 1056 00:50:01,293 --> 00:50:09,968 Is that your prom dress? 1057 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,554 Yeah. 1058 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:16,058 I didn't picture you as the fancy gown type 1059 00:50:16,058 --> 00:50:17,601 - It's hardly fancy. 1060 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:20,479 I got it for 20 bucks at the head shop near the Mid Island mall. 1061 00:50:22,272 --> 00:50:24,566 I found a matchbook in the garment bag from a bar… 1062 00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:26,693 …that burned down in 1976. 1063 00:50:28,362 --> 00:50:29,655 I'll treasure it forever. 1064 00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:35,536 I bet you're going to look amazing in it. 1065 00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:37,788 - Well, we can hang out at prom 1066 00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:42,876 I won't be there. 1067 00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:43,961 Why not? 1068 00:50:44,628 --> 00:50:46,630 - Prom is the same night the X-Files movie comes out. 1069 00:50:46,630 --> 00:50:48,757 So, you know, conflict of interest 1070 00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:52,636 also because no one would have wanted to go with me. 1071 00:50:52,636 --> 00:50:55,264 -Did you ask anyone? -No. 1072 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:56,974 Then how do you know? 1073 00:50:57,015 --> 00:50:58,767 I just do 1074 00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:01,812 I've spent most of high school trying to avoid people 1075 00:51:01,812 --> 00:51:06,525 because I felt like if they got to know me, they wouldn't like me. 1076 00:51:09,611 --> 00:51:10,779 I've never been popular. 1077 00:51:10,779 --> 00:51:12,781 I'm not like you. 1078 00:51:14,491 --> 00:51:16,702 You think I'm popular? 1079 00:51:16,702 --> 00:51:18,370 William, I hate our school. 1080 00:51:18,370 --> 00:51:20,247 I can't wait to get out of here. 1081 00:51:20,247 --> 00:51:22,457 Then why are you going to prom? 1082 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:25,377 - It's stupid. 1083 00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:28,839 - Well, sometimes I can just be so impulsive. - Tell me 1084 00:51:31,008 --> 00:51:34,887 - I. I wanted all the girls who've made fun of me 1085 00:51:34,887 --> 00:51:40,058 over the last 12 years to see what kind of person they missed out on. 1086 00:51:41,226 --> 00:51:43,061 - Sounds like a solid plan to me. 1087 00:51:43,061 --> 00:51:43,979 Really? 1088 00:51:44,229 --> 00:51:46,315 Yeah. I mean, 1089 00:51:46,857 --> 00:51:48,942 we've only been friends for, like, two days, and 1090 00:51:49,234 --> 00:51:52,738 I already see the person I was missing out on, 1091 00:51:52,738 --> 00:51:55,949 - Right back at ya. 1092 00:51:57,701 --> 00:51:59,745 - I wish I knew myself 1093 00:51:59,745 --> 00:52:01,121 … the way you do. 1094 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:05,792 Should we join the party? 1095 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:07,669 If I move, my insides are going to explode. 1096 00:52:07,669 --> 00:52:09,755 I would take that as a no. (Laughs) 1097 00:52:19,723 --> 00:52:20,682 (Morning birds chirping) Oh, no. 1098 00:52:39,159 --> 00:52:40,160 (Footsteps down the stairs) - Hey. - Hey. 1099 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,244 - Where were you? 1100 00:52:41,536 --> 00:52:42,913 - I was at… 1101 00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:46,625 Vicki Boyle’s birthday party, - I thought you didn’t party on school nights. 1102 00:52:47,542 --> 00:52:49,586 Well, it's finals week, so. 1103 00:52:49,586 --> 00:52:50,754 I'm kidding. 1104 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:53,048 - Did my parents let you in? 1105 00:52:53,382 --> 00:52:55,676 - Yeah. They just took Heather and Daniel to school. 1106 00:52:55,676 --> 00:52:57,761 - They must be so worried about me. - Are you kidding? 1107 00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:59,346 They're thrilled you went to your first party. 1108 00:53:04,101 --> 00:53:06,019 Feeling confident about the Spanish final? 1109 00:53:06,019 --> 00:53:09,189 - Mucho. - Bueno. 1110 00:53:10,065 --> 00:53:12,401 Hey, William, there's something I’ve been meaning talk to you about. 1111 00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:16,029 So I'm not leaving for UCLA at the end of August. 1112 00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:17,823 - Okay, that's good. 1113 00:53:17,823 --> 00:53:19,908 I know you really excited about their pre-med program, 1114 00:53:19,908 --> 00:53:21,201 but you can study that here in New York. 1115 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:24,705 - No, really, what I mean is… I'm leaving for UCLA the day after graduation. 1116 00:53:26,498 --> 00:53:27,749 WILLIAM (Sad): That's next week. 1117 00:53:27,749 --> 00:53:29,793 - You know, my aunt and uncle that live in California. 1118 00:53:29,793 --> 00:53:30,585 They thought I should get — 1119 00:53:30,585 --> 00:53:32,124 WILLIAM (Cuts him off): You told me you weren't leaving until the end of August! 1120 00:53:32,149 --> 00:53:33,188 - I didn’t want to ruin the last two weeks... 1121 00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,881 …of school. You’re my best friend. 1122 00:53:34,881 --> 00:53:37,050 - Clearly, we're not that good of friends. 1123 00:53:37,050 --> 00:53:37,718 - Stop that. 1124 00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:39,886 -What else don't I know about you? -William. 1125 00:53:39,886 --> 00:53:41,805 - What else are you going to tell me? 1126 00:53:41,805 --> 00:53:43,557 You don't like comic books? 1127 00:53:43,557 --> 00:53:45,350 You don't think Sinbad is funny? 1128 00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:47,144 Maybe you ratted out Dr. Greenport? 1129 00:53:47,144 --> 00:53:48,520 - William, Peter Greenport is nuts. 1130 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:50,897 No, he's not! 1131 00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:51,940 Well, you're a smart kid. 1132 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,358 Are you really going to believe a bunch of stuff… 1133 00:53:53,358 --> 00:53:55,402 written by some weirdos on the Internet? 1134 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,404 - It's a big universe. 1135 00:53:57,404 --> 00:54:00,323 Maybe that's hard for somebody as small minded as you to understand. 1136 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:04,411 - Says a guy who hasn’t left his basement since freshman year. 1137 00:54:04,786 --> 00:54:05,620 You know what? 1138 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:06,955 I don't care anymore. 1139 00:54:06,955 --> 00:54:08,707 I've been trying to get you out of your shell since kindergarten. 1140 00:54:08,707 --> 00:54:10,667 It's not my job anymore. 1141 00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:12,878 If I were you, I'd tell Alex Arnott the truth before 1142 00:54:12,878 --> 00:54:14,046 it's too late. (Angry footsteps) 1143 00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:20,761 - I totally aced that final. 1144 00:54:21,845 --> 00:54:24,222 See, I told you Lowenthal wasn't that bad. 1145 00:54:24,681 --> 00:54:28,852 The classes is just that bad. 1146 00:54:29,352 --> 00:54:32,189 So I was just. 1147 00:54:33,065 --> 00:54:34,441 - Do you want to come in? 1148 00:54:34,858 --> 00:54:37,986 Yeah, I do. 1149 00:54:37,986 --> 00:54:38,487 (Romantic Ska Music Plays) 1150 00:55:10,185 --> 00:55:12,395 Hey, Alex. 1151 00:55:14,856 --> 00:55:17,651 I. There's something I've been meaning to ask you. 1152 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:21,488 I know you're going to prom this Friday with Mike, but 1153 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:24,908 if you're not doing anything this weekend, I was wondering if you want to go… 1154 00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:26,952 see the X-Files movie with me? 1155 00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:28,912 -Really? -Yeah. 1156 00:55:28,912 --> 00:55:31,581 -I mean, I was going to see opening night no matter what, but — -Naturally, 1157 00:55:32,958 --> 00:55:35,669 - But, if you you wanted to come with me to see it the second time? 1158 00:55:35,794 --> 00:55:36,753 WILLIAM (Stutters) 1159 00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:40,006 You know, I'm so sorry. 1160 00:55:40,006 --> 00:55:42,425 I just realized how stupid that sounded. 1161 00:55:42,425 --> 00:55:43,760 All the seniors are going to Seaside Heights… 1162 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,637 after prom, and you're probably going with Mike. 1163 00:55:45,637 --> 00:55:46,513 I apologize. 1164 00:55:46,513 --> 00:55:48,598 - No, I'm not going out of town this weekend. 1165 00:55:48,598 --> 00:55:52,394 I have a shift at Smiley's on Sunday morning, but other than that, I'm free. 1166 00:55:53,645 --> 00:55:56,106 Does that mean you — 1167 00:55:56,106 --> 00:55:56,982 - Yes, I will — 1168 00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:58,859 - go see the movie with you, 1169 00:55:58,859 --> 00:56:01,444 But I'm taking you out to dinner afterwards so we could talk about it. 1170 00:56:03,321 --> 00:56:06,908 - I figured you you were a fan… because you were in the UFO club. 1171 00:56:07,659 --> 00:56:08,326 Sure. 1172 00:56:08,326 --> 00:56:09,369 Yeah. 1173 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,334 Hey, so... 1174 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,630 Remember at the meeting, there was this guest speaker? 1175 00:56:20,964 --> 00:56:22,716 He raffled off a video — 1176 00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:24,843 … of a UFO crash. 1177 00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:27,053 Oh, yeah. 1178 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:28,638 Wait, didn't I win that? 1179 00:56:28,638 --> 00:56:30,765 Yes! I've always wanted to see that video. 1180 00:56:30,891 --> 00:56:32,225 Do you still have it? 1181 00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:34,644 I, I should. 1182 00:56:41,693 --> 00:56:42,819 (Rustles through cabinet) That’s weird. 1183 00:56:43,361 --> 00:56:44,821 I guess I don’t have it anymore. 1184 00:56:44,821 --> 00:56:46,823 Okay. Okay, so the last question on the final. 1185 00:56:46,823 --> 00:56:48,575 - Do you know where it could be? 1186 00:56:49,284 --> 00:56:50,911 I'm not sure. 1187 00:56:51,286 --> 00:56:52,871 You know what helps me when I lose something? 1188 00:56:52,871 --> 00:56:55,582 - Retracing my steps. - From two years ago? 1189 00:56:55,624 --> 00:56:58,501 So you're sitting in class when Peter Greenport tells us about the raffle. 1190 00:56:58,501 --> 00:56:59,544 Who's Peter Greenport? 1191 00:56:59,544 --> 00:57:01,880 The guest speaker. The one I just mentioned. 1192 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,882 So you take out one of your green gel pens. 1193 00:57:04,049 --> 00:57:04,591 Do you have one? 1194 00:57:05,884 --> 00:57:06,134 Yeah. 1195 00:57:07,594 --> 00:57:10,305 So you take out one of your green gel pens. 1196 00:57:11,848 --> 00:57:14,226 You write your name down on a piece of paper. 1197 00:57:15,143 --> 00:57:16,394 Tear it up and — 1198 00:57:18,188 --> 00:57:19,105 Huh, that’s funny. 1199 00:57:19,814 --> 00:57:20,482 What? 1200 00:57:21,358 --> 00:57:22,984 The green gel pen bleeds through the page. 1201 00:57:22,984 --> 00:57:26,488 See, you can see the writing from both sides. 1202 00:57:28,490 --> 00:57:30,575 (Realization) That's what Johnny meant. 1203 00:57:30,575 --> 00:57:33,495 You knew to pick your own name out of the coffee mug. 1204 00:57:35,163 --> 00:57:37,165 So what if I did? 1205 00:57:37,165 --> 00:57:38,833 You cheated. 1206 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,961 I cheated? 1207 00:57:40,961 --> 00:57:44,047 It was a random raffle for some worthless prize. 1208 00:57:44,089 --> 00:57:45,298 Did you even watch it? 1209 00:57:45,298 --> 00:57:46,633 I mean, I was going to. 1210 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,969 I was going to watch it with some friends, but I don't know. I forgot. 1211 00:57:49,177 --> 00:57:50,679 You forgot about it?! 1212 00:57:50,679 --> 00:57:51,888 What is the big deal? 1213 00:57:51,888 --> 00:57:53,265 It's just some stupid tape. 1214 00:57:53,265 --> 00:57:54,891 That tape meant everything to me! 1215 00:57:54,891 --> 00:57:56,351 It's the ONLY reason I'm talking to you! 1216 00:57:58,603 --> 00:57:59,479 What? 1217 00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:01,356 I mean, it's. 1218 00:58:01,356 --> 00:58:04,693 It's why I started talking to you. 1219 00:58:04,693 --> 00:58:07,028 Because you wanted a VHS tape. 1220 00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:13,785 -Yes. -Why didn't you just ask me for it? 1221 00:58:13,785 --> 00:58:16,413 I needed to know if I could trust you first. 1222 00:58:16,413 --> 00:58:18,665 You needed to know if you could trust me?! 1223 00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:22,210 Is that why you bought the Blink tickets? 1224 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:24,671 Is that why we talked on the phone for 2 hours? 1225 00:58:25,422 --> 00:58:27,966 - Is that why you came to Vicki's party? - Alex. 1226 00:58:28,425 --> 00:58:29,718 Please go! (Sad emo music) 1227 00:59:11,634 --> 00:59:12,594 (Sad emo music ends) - Greetings. 1228 00:59:12,594 --> 00:59:14,679 What are you doing out here? 1229 00:59:14,679 --> 00:59:16,306 I could ask you the same thing. 1230 00:59:16,306 --> 00:59:19,184 Fanny Pack Man told me I could see a UFO if I looked harder. 1231 00:59:19,684 --> 00:59:22,062 So I'm looking harder. 1232 00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:25,398 - Uh huh, sure. 1233 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:27,442 Hey, you believe in aliens, right? 1234 00:59:28,151 --> 00:59:29,861 Yeah, sure. Seems like a big universe. 1235 00:59:29,861 --> 00:59:31,654 That's what I told Chris. 1236 00:59:31,654 --> 00:59:32,530 He’s trying to tell me that Doctor… 1237 00:59:32,530 --> 00:59:34,032 Greenport is crazy. 1238 00:59:34,032 --> 00:59:37,035 - Well, logically, both things can be true. 1239 00:59:37,952 --> 00:59:41,122 Aliens can be real, and those people on the Internet can be nuts. 1240 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:45,877 Speaking of which, I've been looking for you since Sunday. 1241 00:59:46,711 --> 00:59:48,755 I have something for you. 1242 00:59:53,718 --> 00:59:55,970 - What is “Family Obligations”? 1243 00:59:56,554 --> 00:59:59,933 - Oh, it's one of those Oscar bait indie films my parents saw at the Malverne… 1244 00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:01,184 Art Theater last year. 1245 01:00:01,184 --> 01:00:03,645 - Okay? - Look inside the case. 1246 01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:10,693 How did you get this? 1247 01:00:10,693 --> 01:00:12,278 You told me to nab it from Alex… 1248 01:00:12,278 --> 01:00:13,905 Arnott’s house while you distracted her. 1249 01:00:13,905 --> 01:00:14,697 Right? 1250 01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:17,951 I didn't think you distracted all night, but. 1251 01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:19,369 Well done. 1252 01:00:19,369 --> 01:00:21,996 Yeah, it's not really a thing anymore, but — 1253 01:00:23,498 --> 01:00:25,750 Look, that girl drank 1254 01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:28,253 a lot of Red Alert, and it wasn't because she liked it. 1255 01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:32,715 - Guys like me are married to the truth. 1256 01:00:33,425 --> 01:00:35,093 This is what matters 1257 01:00:50,275 --> 01:00:52,694 (Picks up phone) I, um. 1258 01:00:52,694 --> 01:00:56,072 It's William OR — 1259 01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:58,324 No, it's not. 1260 01:00:58,324 --> 01:01:00,952 It's someone who has something that you want. 1261 01:01:02,245 --> 01:01:03,705 The video or NOT— 1262 01:01:03,705 --> 01:01:04,789 — Not the video. 1263 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:08,334 Meet me at the secret place. (PHONE SLAMS) 1264 01:01:11,963 --> 01:01:13,089 (Traffic noise) I got your encrypted message. 1265 01:01:13,089 --> 01:01:13,756 What's up? 1266 01:01:13,756 --> 01:01:15,884 I think you should have this 1267 01:01:18,845 --> 01:01:21,264 I knew I could count on you, kid. 1268 01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:29,314 Bob Chakowski, I saw you on TV the other night. 1269 01:01:29,439 --> 01:01:31,566 BOB: The truth is out there, man. 1270 01:01:31,816 --> 01:01:33,776 I recognize your picture from the newsletter. 1271 01:01:33,776 --> 01:01:35,945 You’re Gus Nealy! I love your column. 1272 01:01:35,945 --> 01:01:37,530 GUS: Hey, watch the skies. 1273 01:01:38,656 --> 01:01:40,825 No way. 1274 01:01:40,825 --> 01:01:44,537 You're Jacquelyn de Natale from Beyond the Beyond Live. 1275 01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:46,498 JACQUELYN: You must be William. 1276 01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:48,333 You know my name? 1277 01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:51,669 Yes. The aliens send me psychic messages… 1278 01:01:51,669 --> 01:01:53,171 telepathically. 1279 01:01:58,134 --> 01:01:58,843 (Background traffic noise) 1280 01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,136 William, 1281 01:02:01,012 --> 01:02:02,931 We’re going to go see the new X-Files movie. 1282 01:02:02,931 --> 01:02:04,349 You want to come with us? 1283 01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:26,704 (Dancing Music, Prom Sounds) Hey, Alex. 1284 01:02:26,704 --> 01:02:29,624 (Door closes) Hey, Chris. 1285 01:02:36,256 --> 01:02:37,632 What are you doing out here? 1286 01:02:37,632 --> 01:02:42,345 I thought there was a bathroom right here, but, uh, yeah, I dunno. 1287 01:02:42,345 --> 01:02:43,763 I think it’s on the other side. 1288 01:02:43,763 --> 01:02:48,434 - How about you? - I’m just waiting for my date. 1289 01:02:53,314 --> 01:02:54,607 - Who did you come with? 1290 01:02:54,607 --> 01:02:56,734 Oh, Sabrina Valentine. 1291 01:02:57,151 --> 01:03:01,656 - You're here with that famous drummer guy, right? 1292 01:03:01,698 --> 01:03:03,116 Everyone's talking about him. 1293 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:06,119 - Yeah, well, if you want an autograph, he is in the parking lot, getting high - 1294 01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:08,705 in Tim Kriser’s car. 1295 01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:10,290 - You know, it's funny. 1296 01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,041 I've been hearing about you all week. 1297 01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:14,294 I'm best friends with William. 1298 01:03:14,294 --> 01:03:17,964 Oh, so you're who stood him up rather than watching the - 1299 01:03:17,964 --> 01:03:20,633 Shop at Home Network? - He told you about that? 1300 01:03:21,426 --> 01:03:24,262 - Who do you think got stuck watching with them? 1301 01:03:24,262 --> 01:03:25,179 I mean, full confession. 1302 01:03:25,179 --> 01:03:26,514 It was kind of my idea. 1303 01:03:26,514 --> 01:03:29,517 - Oh, and you're into that stuff. 1304 01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:32,437 I mean, it is kind of funny. 1305 01:03:32,604 --> 01:03:35,481 Uh, sounds like you two really hit it off. 1306 01:03:35,481 --> 01:03:36,941 You don't have to cover for him anymore. 1307 01:03:36,941 --> 01:03:39,444 He told me he was only talking to me for the video. 1308 01:03:39,444 --> 01:03:40,570 Yeah, he told me that, too. 1309 01:03:40,570 --> 01:03:43,323 But knowing a guy since he was five gives you certain insights. 1310 01:03:44,198 --> 01:03:44,824 Like what? 1311 01:03:46,659 --> 01:03:47,952 When I asked him if he liked you. 1312 01:03:47,952 --> 01:03:48,911 He said no. 1313 01:03:48,911 --> 01:03:52,707 And I knew he was completely full of it. (SLOW SONG PLAYS IN OTHER ROOM) 1314 01:03:55,418 --> 01:03:56,919 I should go they’re playing a song. 1315 01:03:56,919 --> 01:04:00,214 And that's the only kind I know how to dance to. 1316 01:04:06,262 --> 01:04:07,889 (Background chatter) JACQUELYN: What was to do with those bees? 1317 01:04:07,889 --> 01:04:09,807 Oh, they were carrying the alien virus. 1318 01:04:09,807 --> 01:04:12,060 That's why Mulder had to rescue Scully. 1319 01:04:12,060 --> 01:04:13,728 Scully and Mulder are totally sleeping together. 1320 01:04:13,728 --> 01:04:14,395 - No way. 1321 01:04:14,395 --> 01:04:16,105 The relationship is purely professional. 1322 01:04:16,105 --> 01:04:18,232 JACQUELYN: No… BOB (OFF CAMERA): William, there's a call for you 1323 01:04:25,156 --> 01:04:25,865 Hello. 1324 01:04:26,783 --> 01:04:28,743 PETER GREENPORT, ON PHONE: You did well today. 1325 01:04:28,743 --> 01:04:31,245 GREENPORT, PHONE: I'm proud of you. Thanks, Dr. Greenport. 1326 01:04:31,621 --> 01:04:34,332 GREENPORT, PHONE: What did you say you were studying next year? 1327 01:04:34,415 --> 01:04:36,250 Astrophysics, sir. 1328 01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:38,836 All thanks to you. GREENPORT, PHONE: I'm glad I inspired you. 1329 01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:41,673 GREENPORT, PHONE: There's a bright future ahead of you, young man. 1330 01:04:41,923 --> 01:04:43,883 GREENPORT, PHONE: You have a good night. 1328 AUTOMATED VOICE: Your call has now ended. 1331 01:04:52,934 --> 01:04:53,226 (Background talking) Wait. 1332 01:04:53,226 --> 01:04:54,519 Until you see this! 1333 01:04:57,355 --> 01:04:58,731 You talked to Peter? 1334 01:05:00,024 --> 01:05:02,360 Hey, you're one of us now. 1335 01:05:02,527 --> 01:05:04,404 Whatever you need, we got you covered. 1336 01:05:04,404 --> 01:05:06,364 I'm just glad I could play a part in proving Doctor… 1337 01:05:06,364 --> 01:05:08,324 Greenport's innocence. 1338 01:05:08,616 --> 01:05:10,076 He's not innocent. 1339 01:05:12,161 --> 01:05:13,204 What? 1340 01:05:14,247 --> 01:05:16,874 - They're accusing him of trying to assassinate someone. 1341 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,502 He didn't do that! 1342 01:05:19,502 --> 01:05:20,336 He did. 1343 01:05:23,047 --> 01:05:24,340 How do you know? 1344 01:05:24,340 --> 01:05:25,717 I helped him… 1345 01:05:27,844 --> 01:05:28,928 Hey, don't worry. 1346 01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:31,723 When his video gets out there, people will see that Peter was trying 1347 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:33,182 to do the right thing. 1348 01:05:36,227 --> 01:05:36,853 Okay. 1349 01:05:39,856 --> 01:05:40,940 This is it. 1350 01:05:40,940 --> 01:05:43,568 Definitive proof, courtesy of our friend William. (CHEERING) 1351 01:05:45,027 --> 01:05:46,696 Quiet down. 1352 01:05:46,696 --> 01:05:48,406 My mom's upstairs sleeping. 1353 01:05:48,406 --> 01:05:49,824 The champagne in the beer fridge. 1354 01:05:49,824 --> 01:05:52,452 I say, after we watch this, we celebrate. (VCR noises) 1355 01:06:09,886 --> 01:06:12,513 (TV static) This reminds me of that last episode of Beyond the Beyond Life. 1356 01:06:13,097 --> 01:06:15,016 You know, when the government jammed the signal? 1357 01:06:16,058 --> 01:06:19,479 Oh, no, that wasn't the government My producer 1358 01:06:19,479 --> 01:06:22,148 put that in for dramatic effect. 1359 01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:24,859 Created a real mis en scene, 1360 01:06:25,109 --> 01:06:26,486 don't you think? 1361 01:06:37,079 --> 01:06:37,288 (ON TV) Hello. 1362 01:06:38,164 --> 01:06:40,416 (ON TV) My name is Reggie Smothers. 1363 01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:43,211 I'm an employee of the federal government. 1364 01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:46,297 I just received a call from a trusted source. 1365 01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:48,800 He informed me - 1366 01:06:49,008 --> 01:06:52,094 that a flying saucer crashed around Jones Beach 1367 01:06:52,094 --> 01:06:55,181 about an hour ago. (Dramatic Music) 1368 01:06:55,431 --> 01:07:01,479 Now, I believe this is the proof. 1369 01:07:01,813 --> 01:07:05,066 FANNY PACK MAN: I told you! (ON TV) I’m making my way over there right now. 1370 01:07:07,026 --> 01:07:07,777 (ON TV) All right. 1371 01:07:08,486 --> 01:07:09,695 All right, we're doing it. 1372 01:07:09,695 --> 01:07:09,946 (ON TV) Okay. 1373 01:07:09,946 --> 01:07:12,990 I see a fire, a huge fire up along the road here. 1374 01:07:14,492 --> 01:07:16,869 (ON TV) There are a series of black 1375 01:07:16,869 --> 01:07:20,331 ops choppers just circling the area right now. 1376 01:07:21,123 --> 01:07:23,459 Um, I think the best idea is 1377 01:07:23,459 --> 01:07:27,046 to get out the vehicle and walk through the wooded area. 1378 01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:29,632 (VHS blips) I just know this place like the back of my hand. 1379 01:07:29,674 --> 01:07:30,216 All right? 1380 01:07:30,216 --> 01:07:32,802 This is where my mail route is. 1381 01:07:32,802 --> 01:07:33,886 (Beach sounds, background) The aliens. 1382 01:07:34,053 --> 01:07:38,224 There seems to be aliens around the downed spacecraft. 1383 01:07:41,853 --> 01:07:45,481 Oh, there they are! 1384 01:07:45,731 --> 01:07:46,774 They're small. 1385 01:07:46,774 --> 01:07:48,651 Kind of a — 1386 01:07:48,651 --> 01:07:50,528 A grayish green… (Sad music plays) 1387 01:07:50,736 --> 01:07:54,699 I'm going to get a little closer to get a look. 1388 01:07:55,449 --> 01:07:56,951 FANNY PACK MAN: Look, three alien bodies. 1389 01:07:56,951 --> 01:08:06,252 One, two and three. 1390 01:08:06,252 --> 01:08:09,839 (ON TV) Look! 1391 01:08:11,132 --> 01:08:12,967 (ON TV) Did you see that? 1392 01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:16,470 (ON TV) We are at the center of this all. 1393 01:08:16,470 --> 01:08:17,722 (ON TV) The truth… 1394 01:08:18,180 --> 01:08:19,724 is out there. 1395 01:08:21,225 --> 01:08:22,894 JACQUELYN: It's beautiful. 1396 01:08:23,895 --> 01:08:25,563 Thank you, William. 1397 01:08:38,367 --> 01:08:40,912 (Sad piano music) - June 12th, 1998. 1398 01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:42,455 High school student William Pappas. 1399 01:08:42,455 --> 01:08:44,415 Why are you talking like that? 1400 01:08:44,415 --> 01:08:45,791 It’s something I do. 1401 01:08:46,709 --> 01:08:47,919 You called me. 1402 01:08:47,919 --> 01:08:50,421 Said you wanted to meet me here just for this? - If you could just let me finish. 1403 01:08:51,255 --> 01:08:51,881 Okay. 1404 01:08:53,883 --> 01:08:57,094 On that day, William had his first conversation with - 1405 01:08:57,094 --> 01:08:58,054 Alex Arnott. 1406 01:08:58,888 --> 01:09:00,014 For most of his life, 1407 01:09:00,014 --> 01:09:02,642 William had trusted no one. 1408 01:09:02,642 --> 01:09:05,770 But maybe he should have trusted people more, 1409 01:09:06,938 --> 01:09:08,564 like Johnny 1410 01:09:12,485 --> 01:09:14,278 or his best friend Chris. 1411 01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:26,457 And especially Alex Arnott. 1412 01:09:30,336 --> 01:09:31,253 - You're gonna have to wrap this up. 1413 01:09:31,253 --> 01:09:33,422 I have a shift starting in 10 minutes. 1414 01:09:33,422 --> 01:09:34,966 I have something for you. 1415 01:09:36,884 --> 01:09:38,427 It's the UFO tape. 1416 01:09:38,427 --> 01:09:41,806 Or a copy of the copy Johnny stole from your home. 1417 01:09:42,556 --> 01:09:44,809 - Oh, I was wondering why he asked to borrow some, like, 1418 01:09:44,976 --> 01:09:48,688 artsy drama instead of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 1419 01:09:48,729 --> 01:09:50,272 - You have Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 1420 01:09:50,272 --> 01:09:52,274 Of course I have Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 1421 01:09:52,316 --> 01:09:53,693 Didn't I tell you I love horror? 1422 01:09:53,693 --> 01:09:55,903 You're scared of aliens, but not of, 1423 01:09:55,903 --> 01:09:57,154 Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 1424 01:09:57,154 --> 01:10:00,992 I'm not saying there's a lot of logic to it. 1425 01:10:02,618 --> 01:10:04,912 Anyway, I'm - 1426 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:08,958 I'm really sorry I didn't trust you enough to just 1427 01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:10,710 ask you for it. 1428 01:10:12,003 --> 01:10:13,212 - I’m not scary. 1429 01:10:13,212 --> 01:10:15,965 You know? You didn’t have to spend your life savings on Blink. 1430 01:10:15,965 --> 01:10:17,550 182 tickets — WILLIAM (cuts her off): It’s actually pronounced… 1431 01:10:18,634 --> 01:10:19,719 - I know how it's pronounced! 1432 01:10:19,719 --> 01:10:22,513 I taught you how it's pronounced! 1433 01:10:24,015 --> 01:10:25,808 Can I clarify? 1434 01:10:25,975 --> 01:10:29,020 I'm very happy that you bought those tickets because 1435 01:10:30,896 --> 01:10:33,399 I mean, that concert rocked! - The most fun I've ever had! 1436 01:10:33,399 --> 01:10:35,568 - Oh, more than Weird Al? - Actually, no. 1437 01:10:36,110 --> 01:10:38,154 Nothing beats Weird Al. 1438 01:10:38,612 --> 01:10:40,364 - Okay. Full confession. 1439 01:10:40,364 --> 01:10:44,285 I was playing it cool that night, but I love Weird Al, too. 1440 01:10:44,285 --> 01:10:45,786 I was probably at that concert - 1441 01:10:45,786 --> 01:10:47,663 you went to. - Al-a-pa-looza? 1442 01:10:47,663 --> 01:10:48,205 - Oh, my God. 1443 01:10:48,205 --> 01:10:49,874 It was the best!!! 1444 01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:53,461 See, that's why you're cool! Because you're willing to admit 1445 01:10:53,461 --> 01:10:55,755 that you're not at all cool. 1446 01:10:58,799 --> 01:11:01,010 I'm sorry I cheated to win the tape. 1447 01:11:01,594 --> 01:11:03,679 If I knew how much you cared about it, I wouldn't have. 1448 01:11:05,056 --> 01:11:05,806 - Thanks. 1449 01:11:07,475 --> 01:11:08,768 - Anyway, I. — 1450 01:11:08,768 --> 01:11:10,186 - Right, you have to get to work. - Yeah. I do. 1451 01:11:10,186 --> 01:11:13,564 - Well, if I don't see you — 1452 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,651 I mean, maybe I'll see you around town, 1453 01:11:17,651 --> 01:11:20,946 - this summer? - Sure. 1454 01:11:20,946 --> 01:11:22,865 And if I don’t… 1455 01:11:24,575 --> 01:11:25,910 Good luck in Boston. 1456 01:11:27,912 --> 01:11:30,539 - Good luck at Stony Brook. 1457 01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:33,084 Bye Al. 1458 01:11:34,585 --> 01:11:36,128 Bye Will-ex-andra. (Emotional romantic music plays) 1459 01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,939 June 19. 1460 01:11:55,147 --> 01:11:57,358 1998. 1461 01:11:58,484 --> 01:11:58,943 Alex Arnott… 1462 01:11:58,943 --> 01:12:02,738 … was at her senior prom with some famous drummer guy, 1463 01:12:04,406 --> 01:12:08,077 but she couldn't stop thinking about someone else. 1464 01:12:08,077 --> 01:12:08,786 The entire night. 1465 01:12:08,786 --> 01:12:11,038 She wished that he had asked her to prom. 1466 01:12:12,414 --> 01:12:15,376 And then our first kiss could have been on the dance floor. 1467 01:12:15,376 --> 01:12:18,212 But I guess here works, too. 1468 01:12:21,006 --> 01:12:21,715 Do you trust me? 1469 01:12:30,141 --> 01:12:31,392 (Romantic music swells) 1470 01:12:32,726 --> 01:12:34,353 (Romantic Music) 1471 01:12:34,937 --> 01:12:36,147 (Romantic Music) 1472 01:12:36,147 --> 01:12:37,773 (UFO whirrs) 1473 01:12:37,773 --> 01:12:39,066 (Romantic Music) 110928