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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:07,000 Hi, Billy. 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,800 Well, text me when you're close, and I'll come down. Okay. 3 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,220 Not-- Ow-- 4 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:15,050 Not possible. Off. 5 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:18,220 No more shoe shopping on TikTok. 6 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,680 -Oh, fuck! -Ah! 7 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:22,730 Oh, God, you scared me. 8 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:23,770 I thought you'd left. 9 00:00:23,850 --> 00:00:25,520 No, I gotta change my shoes. 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,270 These heels are not like walking in sneakers. 11 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:30,230 So... 12 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:31,610 Val... 13 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:35,660 There's something I have to-- 14 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:37,990 -I have to tell you. -Yeah, uh-huh? 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,490 Well, I didn't want to bring it up last night 16 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:42,700 because of that CNN mess, but... 17 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,670 you're gonna see it now. 18 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,130 See what? 19 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:48,920 I got a tattoo at Burning Man. 20 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,920 Oh. Yeah, what'd you get? A little marijuana leaf on your ankle? 21 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,300 Now, I don't know how you're gonna feel about this, 22 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,390 but it's something I feel very strongly about. 23 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:59,430 You're making a big deal over just a little-- 24 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:00,640 Mark! 25 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,480 You'll never be able to go swimming again. 26 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,810 I can, if I own what it says. 27 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:07,730 Turn around. What does it say? 28 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:10,020 -"Anywhere else." -Okay. 29 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:12,610 So, you, what, 30 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:15,150 -didn't wanna be at Burning Man that bad? -No. 31 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,240 I don't want to be here that bad. 32 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,830 I'm not happy. 33 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,740 I've done a lot of thinking lately, and-- 34 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,540 You're leaving me. 35 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:27,960 Yes, I'm leaving you and announced it with a tattoo. 36 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,500 It says "anywhere else," not "anyone else." 37 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,750 Okay. Alright. 38 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,970 But Mark, look, it's just, I am here, and you don't wanna be here. 39 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,300 Not here. 40 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,720 Here. 41 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,350 Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, gotta get out of your head. 42 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,430 -Change your head-- -No, please don't put words in my mouth. 43 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,770 I'm stuck, Val. 44 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:52,190 I don't like where I am. I got a tattoo as a reminder. 45 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:53,230 Okay. 46 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,820 Just not sure it's a good idea 47 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,070 to get a forever reminder that you don't wanna be here. 48 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,450 Well, what's your point? 49 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,080 Well, when something's bad, you gotta move on. 50 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,450 You can't just stare at it. 51 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:08,250 You can't even see it anyway, Mark, it's on your back. 52 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:09,830 Can you read backwards? 53 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,670 Well, I wasn't gonna get it on my face. I'm not a freak. 54 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,840 That's right, you're not. 55 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,430 Ooh, okay. Marky Mark, 56 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:21,640 as much as I would like to not be anywhere else but here, 57 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,810 I gotta meet Billy downstairs. And these shoes hurt, too! 58 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:27,180 We're chasing down Paulie G. 59 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,390 -What? -Yeah. 60 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,980 Well, I need to get him on camera admitting that he leaked the AI info. 61 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,820 I don't know if this is wise, Val. 62 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,740 Says the 62-year-old with fresh ink. 63 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:40,410 -Thank you. -Have a good day, ma'am. 64 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:41,950 Oh, excuse me. 65 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:43,410 -Go right ahead. -Thank you. 66 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,910 -Hi. -Oh, Jane. 67 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:47,870 Hi. 68 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,830 You know it wasn't me, right? 69 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,540 I do, yeah. 70 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,250 Thanks for going on CNN. 71 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,880 -You even put on lipstick. -A little. 72 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:58,840 Yeah. 73 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,390 So, what are you doing here, Jane? 74 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:05,180 Can I come back? 75 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:08,890 Just, what's happening to you now is wrong. 76 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,600 And I want to defend you, but not do it 77 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:13,900 for some corporate conglomerate 78 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:17,900 HD video, B-roll filler content bullshit. 79 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:23,320 I wanna do it on my own, properly. 80 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,410 With this. 81 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,710 This is the camera that I filmed The Lesbians of Treblinka with. 82 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:32,920 That's how serious I am about doing it. 83 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,210 Is that the camera you won the Oscar with? 84 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:37,000 -Mm-hmm. -Sure, let's do it. 85 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,130 Yeah. 86 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,380 -Okay. -Aw. 87 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,010 You better not be here to make a scene, Jane, 88 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,970 because we've got some serious security now. 89 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,930 This is James. He guarded Gaga. 90 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:49,350 No, no scene, Billy, no. Jane and I talked it out, 91 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,020 and she's using her Oscar camera to film me now, so we're good. 92 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,020 Jane, I'm sorry about throwing you off the lot. 93 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,730 I was protecting our business. 94 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:00,440 Yeah, I'm sorry, too. I was protecting humanity. 95 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:02,320 Yeah, two good points, yeah. 96 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,700 Jane, why don't you get in the front? Yeah. 97 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,790 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:11,870 Okay, you have to get Paulie G's face 99 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,420 when he sees me, okay? 100 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,830 Studio's gonna want to blame someone for the leak, 101 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,790 and it's not me. 102 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,260 -Are we running a coffee tab? -Patience has Val's card. 103 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,260 Paulie said this was his haunt. 104 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,390 I don't see him. 105 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:27,680 No. Says he comes here a lot, so... 106 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,010 Oh, look who's here. 107 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,640 Valerie Cherish. 108 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,600 Are you here to punch Paulie G. in the stomach again? 109 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,810 Yeah, or did you come by to take away our livelihood in person? 110 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,650 Oh, my God. They're all writers. 111 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,570 -Dava? -Okay, look. 112 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:42,320 -Latte for Dava. -I get it. 113 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,070 But taking this out on her is wrong. 114 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:48,120 She is just an actress who was desperate for work, 115 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,490 so she took a show, okay? 116 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,620 She's desperate? I'm applying for a job 117 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,120 -at Costco right now. -Okay, yeah, he's not here. 118 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,290 -Why don't we just go? -Okay, alright. 119 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,880 -Oh! I'm sorry. -Oh, yeah. 120 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,960 You've got a lot to be sorry for. 121 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,920 -You and your AI bullshit. -Okay, you know what? 122 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,670 -That's enough, sir. -No, no, no. No. 123 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,340 -It's enough. -I'm talking to her. 124 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:07,300 She's taken all of our writer money for herself, 125 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,890 and I had to take my kids out of private school 126 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,520 because I can't afford it! 127 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,810 If you don't have money for school, then why are you spending $8 on a latte? 128 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,690 Oh! Oh, my God! 129 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:17,810 Oh, my fucking... 130 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,020 -Sorry. -Damn it! 131 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,190 Oh, I meant to do this. 132 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,730 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 133 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:25,280 Oh, that's $16 that your kids are not gonna get! 134 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,950 -Alright, Billy, that's enough. -Asshole. 135 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:29,570 No, let's just go before someone throws a scone. 136 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,740 Oh, did you get your coffee? 137 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,120 Good, we can go now. 138 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,910 -I have a boba for Patience! -Okay. 139 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,710 Alright, we're gonna have to stop at my condo again 140 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,210 -so I can change. -Okay. 141 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:42,130 Alright, I'm gonna have him drop me off at home after that. 142 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,920 -I'm gonna take a personal day after this. -Oh, yeah. 143 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,090 Val! 144 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,680 Hey! Hi. 145 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,010 What happened to you two? 146 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:51,010 "What happened?" I'll tell you what happened! 147 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:56,060 An angry writer just threw two grande iced frappelattes at us 148 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,900 'cause you told everyone about AI in our show. 149 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,440 No, no. 150 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,020 I didn't tell anyone. 151 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:04,230 In fact, I sent you a text. Did you not get it? 152 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,110 She got a lot of texts yesterday, Paulie. 153 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:07,820 Most of them suggesting that she kill herself. 154 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,280 -Yeah. -So, maybe she didn't get yours. 155 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,490 Right. 156 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,990 Ugh, alright. Billy? Yeah. 157 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,580 -You got whipped cream. -I'll get it later. 158 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,000 Alright, well, at least take a napkin. 159 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,500 -Thank you. -I have Wet Ones in the car. 160 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:17,830 -Oh, great. -It's right here. 161 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:21,330 "Val, sorry this all happened. Really am. 162 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:23,040 -You don't deserve it." -"You don't deserve it." Yeah. 163 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:27,550 I got it. I missed it. I missed it. I'm sorry I accused you. 164 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:28,970 Nah, yeah, no, I... 165 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,890 I get why you'd think that. Why wouldn't you? 166 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,600 -Alright, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. 167 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,980 You know what? Come in. 168 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,310 You deserve an apology. 169 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:40,400 Come in. 170 00:06:41,190 --> 00:06:43,020 No, I'm good. Yeah. 171 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,900 Please, just for a sec. Just to clear things up with the writers. 172 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:48,320 You know what? 173 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:52,120 I've cleared things up with the writer I came to see. 174 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,200 So... 175 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:55,580 Okay. 176 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:57,500 -Hey, Val. -Yeah? 177 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,580 I got a job. 178 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,630 -Is it here? -Yeah, a barista. 179 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:05,710 No. 180 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,010 Got a stupid zombie rom-com, for half my quote. 181 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,720 But, yeah, it's writing, so... 182 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:16,680 -Yeah. -Thank you. 183 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,190 Okay. Why are you thanking me? 184 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:23,060 That day back on your set, you know? 185 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:24,650 Just made me realize I like writing 186 00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:27,860 more than I, you know, like sitting in there bitching about not writing, so... 187 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,570 -I ate some shit... -Yeah. 188 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:34,370 ...and you know, got a job on somebody else's show. 189 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,870 -Well, good for you. -Yeah. 190 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:40,080 Yeah, hope it runs a long time. 191 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,830 Yeah. 192 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,920 Okay. 193 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,080 Bye, Paulie. 194 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,460 Giappino. 195 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,550 -Right? Paulie Giappino. -Yeah. 196 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,970 -Uh-huh. -So, bye. 197 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,810 So, who is the leak? 198 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,190 Well, let's see. Okay, who knew? 199 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:06,480 Paulie G., Jimmy. 200 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:09,070 You, your crew. Mark. 201 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:12,570 You, Billy. Patience. The cast. 202 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,200 Frank, PDP. 203 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,280 Oh, I know who it is. 204 00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:20,500 It's me! I'm the leak. Told too many people. 205 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:23,000 Yeah, that's how it got out. Told too many people. 206 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,540 And who knows who they told. 207 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:28,290 Well, don't say any of that at the press step and repeat on Thursday. 208 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:31,090 Oh, no. No, no. Can't go to that now. 209 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:34,590 No, well, I've gotta do Finance Dudes that afternoon. 210 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,090 Yeah, but the event's not till 8:00. 211 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:39,100 That's right. Listen. Okay, the press, you know, 212 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,480 just, I don't think I should go, you know? Too much of a... 213 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,730 -Lightning rod. -Thank you, yeah. 214 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:47,310 I'll go. Represent us and the show. 215 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,570 Yeah, good. 216 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:50,320 You're passing on a press event for your show? 217 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,690 That's not like you. 218 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:54,030 Don't make a big deal about it, Jane, okay? 219 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:59,450 Got a lot on my plate, so, yeah, I'm passing on the step and retreat. 220 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:01,290 You said, "step and retreat." 221 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:02,370 Did I? 222 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,540 Okay. What is it? 223 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:06,880 -Shit. -What? 224 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,000 Valerie Cherish has got to go! 225 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,840 Hey-hey! Ho-ho! 226 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,670 Valerie Cherish has got to go! 227 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,050 -Oh, God! Okay. -Hey-hey! Ho-ho! 228 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,720 -Close the window. -I can't. 229 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,090 I need room for the boom mic. 230 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,680 Good afternoon. ID, please. 231 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,640 Oh, yeah, I got that. Here. 232 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,560 -Can you hand him my ID? -Who's that down there? 233 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,900 Oh, it's Valerie Cherish. Hello. 234 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,860 -The one they're picketing? -Uh, yeah. 235 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,150 Do you have a drive-on for us? 236 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:35,110 He just joined my team this morning, so, didn't call it in. 237 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,320 Yeah, no vehicle or person gets on the lot without proper ID, so... 238 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,620 Well, okay. Well, you've got my ID. 239 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,790 You know what? I'm gonna get out here. 240 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:43,330 Okay. Not this way. 241 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,540 I'm gonna take an Uber home. 242 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:45,830 Valerie Cherish has got to go! 243 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:48,000 -Hey-hey! Ho-ho! -Okay. 244 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,670 Valerie Cherish has got to go! Hey-hey! 245 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,710 Jane, is it necessary to shoot this part with your old-time camera? 246 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,920 You just told me you wanted... 247 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,050 Oh. Careful. 248 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,010 Hey-hey! Ho-ho! 249 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,930 Valerie Cherish has got to go! 250 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:04,020 Hey-hey! Ho-ho! 251 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,730 Valerie Cherish has got to go! 252 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:08,770 Okay, first team is here. Thank you, second team. 253 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,270 Excuse me! Everyone? 254 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,530 Well, if no one's gonna say anything, I guess I will. 255 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:21,490 Louder. 256 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:25,870 I am not comfortable working in here while writers are striking right outside. 257 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:29,920 Yeah. They're not striking, though. We can work, it's not a union thing. 258 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,380 It's personal, about me, so... 259 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,460 You know what? No, no. Fuck them. 260 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,380 -Well. -Well, we could also say 261 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,550 "Fuck Valerie," right? 262 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,220 Please watch your language. 263 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:42,390 Not that we would say that, but she is the one 264 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,850 who lied to us about AI. 265 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:47,350 Oh, no, no! No, no. No, I didn't lie. 266 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:49,980 No, I couldn't tell you 267 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:53,190 because the studio told me not to, so, yeah. 268 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,400 That's lying. 269 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,900 -Well, no. Now, no, it... -It is. 270 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,910 Val, I love you, but you lied. You lied by omission. 271 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:03,490 Well. 272 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,160 Looky, looky, looky. 273 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,790 -Out of my way, AI. -Whoa. 274 00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:10,540 Stop! Stop bumping into me, man! 275 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,250 -What's happening? -Stop taking it out on me. 276 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:15,000 Please, okay, I didn't invent ones and zeros. 277 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,380 I'm just trying to do my work. 278 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,630 Blow me, Algorithm. 279 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,470 Guys, guys, listen, I get it, okay? 280 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:25,010 I do. But it's not Evan's fault, you know? 281 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,600 Just like it's not my fault, right? 282 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,730 I didn't invent zero, one, two, three, four. 283 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:32,230 Fuck you, Genius Bar. 284 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,360 Alright, what's going on over there, Ron? 285 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,270 I worked on a movie with AI. 286 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,070 We shot it in two weeks. A movie! 287 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,150 Should have been 16 weeks. 288 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,990 Sixteen weeks of work for us grips. 289 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,030 Gone. 290 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,200 Yeah, but you know what? 291 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,710 The AI here is just replacing writers, right? 292 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:51,870 None of you, so... 293 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,420 Not yet. 294 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,710 I'm sorry, who are you and what do you do here? 295 00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:58,590 I wash your shitty underwear. 296 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,880 My underwear is not shitty. 297 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,510 So, I guess those are just streaks of chocolate. 298 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,180 Okay, not necessary. 299 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,510 Okay, everyone! I get it, okay? 300 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,810 I hear you, but we have a show to block here. 301 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:13,230 So, Jack, "A" camera on Valerie 302 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:15,310 as she crosses to the desk. 303 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:16,940 No. 304 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,730 Let AI get Valerie. 305 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,360 -Alright, brother. -Jack! 306 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,030 Seriously? 307 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,120 What's that gonna prove? You don't do your job, then what? 308 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,410 You're fired. 309 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,210 Carmie. 310 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:33,500 Jamey. 311 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,790 Big Tom. 312 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:37,500 How many people do you know that are not working right now? 313 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,500 -A lot. -Well, we are. 314 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:42,260 And we just found out this show is written by AI. 315 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,340 So, now what? Well, the way I see it, 316 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,510 AI's like a lot of directors we have to work with. 317 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,810 You hate that he's here 318 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,020 and you resent you have to work with him. 319 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,230 She's just making a point. 320 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,520 But you put your nose down 321 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,400 and you do it anyway, because you love what you do. 322 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,110 And you have a mortgage, or kids, or in my case, both, 323 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,490 and a bird that refuses to die. 324 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:05,030 Wait, so, who won't die? 325 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,410 It's a bird. Her pet bird. 326 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:10,160 And who knows, maybe AI learns that it can't do what you can do, 327 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,910 or that you do it better. 328 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,960 So, let's get on with it, for each other, 329 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,330 because sitcoms come and go. 330 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,670 But this one's testing real well. 331 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,760 Yeah, I got no kids or bird. 332 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,800 I'm out. 333 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:29,510 I don't wanna work on a liar's show. 334 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,270 Well, I can pick up "A" camera. 335 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,980 I ran it the first three years of The Conners. 336 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,860 Okay, let's take 20 minutes, 337 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,870 and those of you who still work here, I'll see you then. 338 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,080 Evan, are you okay? 339 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,130 -I spilled my tea. -Yeah. 340 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,800 Getting more. 341 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,050 -Val? -Take a... 342 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,970 -Yo, Val. -Yeah? Yeah. 343 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,680 You wanna see pictures of my new house? 344 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,760 -You bought a house? -Yeah. 345 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,220 -Okay. -Show's doing really great. 346 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,560 So, check that out. 347 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,810 -Three bed, two bath. -Uh-huh. 348 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,140 That's a pool. 349 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:21,400 Look at that. An above-ground, yeah. 350 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,070 Come over. 351 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,230 Okay, right now, I'm just gonna take my 20. 352 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,400 -Oh, okay. -Okay. 353 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,740 -Val? -Yeah. 354 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,030 Valerie. 355 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,530 Yeah, I'm just gonna take my 20 minutes, Jane. 356 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,250 Jane, I said I just need a minute. 357 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,920 I know, I'm just walking with you. 358 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,090 Alright, no camera, just walk. 359 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,170 Okay. No cameras. 360 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,340 Valerie! 361 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,760 -Valerie! -Oh! 362 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,340 It's a writer! One got loose! 363 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,010 No, Valerie, it's me! It's Juna! 364 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,600 -It's Juna! -What? 365 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,220 -Oh, Juna! -Hi! 366 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,640 -Oh! -Hi! 367 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,310 -Aw! -Oh, my God. 368 00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:01,400 Sorry, I didn't recognize you. You dyed your hair. 369 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,360 Oh, no, it's a wig, and it's so effing hot. 370 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,820 -Yeah, yeah. -It won't even stay on. 371 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,610 -You know what? Screw it. -Oh! 372 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:09,150 Oh, there she is! 373 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,320 Baby Girl. 374 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,820 -Oh! -Alright, now. Ha-ha! 375 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,200 Oh, sorry, I thought you were an angry writer, 376 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,740 got loose from the pack. 377 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:20,330 Yeah, no, I saw them at the gate. That's what I was running up to say. 378 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,130 I'm so sorry you have to go through this. 379 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,920 Well, yeah. 380 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,380 And Jane, oh my gosh, I didn't get to say hi to you. 381 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,090 -So good to see you. -Yeah. 382 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,720 Jane, do you wanna... 383 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,640 Oh, is it okay if I film you guys? 384 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,260 Oh, sure. Cool camera. 385 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,140 -Won an Oscar with that. -Whenever you're ready. 386 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,770 Oh, Raymond, just a sec. 387 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,890 I'm shooting a movie here on Stage 25, 388 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,860 and as I was going in, I saw you walking out. 389 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,360 Yeah, I needed to leave. 390 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,110 You know, get out of there. 391 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:52,030 My crew let me know they are not happy with me. 392 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,780 I didn't tell them about the AI, you know? 393 00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,120 So... 394 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,790 I lied. 395 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,040 By commission. 396 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:04,960 Val, you really think an experienced crew who works on sitcoms didn't notice 397 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,040 that there wasn't a group of writers on stage 398 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,420 laughing at their own jokes? 399 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,590 -I mean... -Yeah. 400 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,130 -Come on, they knew. -Yeah, okay. 401 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:16,010 But I still feel bad 'cause I didn't treat them right. 402 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,850 -I didn't. -You know what? 403 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,470 I don't accept that. 404 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:23,140 You don't treat people bad. You just don't. 405 00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:25,730 Room and Bored was my first show, 406 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,770 and I remember being so nervous 407 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,570 because all I ever heard was that everyone in Hollywood 408 00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,240 was out for themselves. 409 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:37,450 And then you, you were so nice, and open, and you showed me the ropes, 410 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,370 and you invited me into your home. 411 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,120 You showed me what it could be, 412 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,790 and I have taken that with me on everything I've ever done, 413 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,330 and I have had a blast. 414 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:49,590 -Aw. -And that is a gift from you. 415 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,510 Val, to me, you're "it." 416 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:54,930 Aw! 417 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:56,390 Oh, Val. 418 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,600 Thank you. 419 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,890 Aw. 420 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,810 Look, I should really go. I don't wanna keep anyone waiting. 421 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,400 -You taught me that, too. -Okay. 422 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,860 Okay. 423 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,190 Bye, Jane. 424 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,150 Oh, hey! 425 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,820 -You know what I just realized? -What? 426 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,320 We've known each other for over 20 years. 427 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,870 How 'bout that? 428 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,660 You look... 429 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,160 -You look great! -...so good! 430 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,660 Bye. 431 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,010 Valerie Cherish. Hello. 432 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,760 -Hi, Valerie. Ephram. -Hi. Oh. 433 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,550 -Really nice to meet you. -Hi, hello. 434 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,220 -You doing F. Dudes is so big for us. -Aw. 435 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,270 Especially right now with all this heat you have on you. 436 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,600 -Oh. -But even bad press 437 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,600 -is good press, right? -Uh-huh. 438 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,690 Yeah. Okay, speaking of heat, 439 00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,980 do I have your permission to throw in a little spice? 440 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,230 -Go for it, yeah. -Yeah, for drama, yeah. 441 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,150 Yeah. Oh, and there's gonna be a pretty hot call-in from one of the Dudes. 442 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,990 Mark always forgets to put it on speaker. 443 00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,870 -Okay. -What are we talking about? 444 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:02,410 Oh, just there's gonna be a Dude call, 445 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:05,330 and you just have to make sure you put it on speaker, so... 446 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:06,330 Right, got it. 447 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,250 I always forget. 448 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,000 Okay, we've got coffee ready. 449 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,420 -Go have breakfast. -Oh, okay. 450 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,880 -Camera's up! -Breakfast at 4:30? 451 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,840 Well, it's the only time I could do it, 452 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,010 and I guess they need a morning scene, you know? 453 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:21,800 So, good show, everybody! And welcome to our home. 454 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:25,850 Yeah, please don't touch the chairs. They're suede. 455 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,350 Hey, my man. Fingers. 456 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,610 Oh. Oh, is the Dude calling in early? 457 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,150 -No? -No. 458 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,110 -That's Greg. Why is he calling me now? -Excuse me. 459 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:38,110 Oh, well, maybe he wants to be friends again. 460 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,160 Wait, did you call him and tell him to call me? 461 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,990 No, I would never do that. No. 462 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,040 Answer it and find out. 463 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,370 No, I'm not gonna answer it. 464 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,290 -Yeah, you can-- -She's about to do that thing 465 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,290 -that she does with her hands. -Oh, okay. 466 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,630 Finance Dudes. 467 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,630 Breakfast scene. Let's do it. 468 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,260 And action! 469 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,760 So, what time do you have to go 470 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,680 into the office today, Marky Mark? 471 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,390 Oh, I don't know. 472 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,770 -9:00. -Oh. 473 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:07,850 9:30. 474 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,520 9:45. 475 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,860 -It's fine. -Uh-huh, yeah. 476 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,400 And what time do the Dudes get in? 477 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,610 Well, whenever they want. They usually arrive after I do. 478 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,700 And... 479 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,660 I sit at my desk, waiting. 480 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,750 Yeah. 481 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,590 -You got, yeah, crumbs. -Sorry, my bad! 482 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:36,960 -That's alright. -No. 483 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,840 -Well, we never eat breakfast, so... -No. 484 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,840 No, yeah, no. But that's... 485 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:41,760 I know. 486 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,800 -I'm really sorry. -It's just flaky. Yeah. 487 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,720 You gotta pick up the energy. 488 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,640 -Pick up the energy. -Okay. 489 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,560 Going back. 490 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,980 Well, those Dudes don't sound very serious about finance. 491 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,780 Word on the street is, 492 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,530 is that they take drugs and stay out all night. 493 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,530 Where'd you hear that? 494 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,080 You're talking into the mug. 495 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,450 I couldn't-- Okay. 496 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,580 -Word on the street is-- -No, no, wait a minute. 497 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,210 What'd you just say about the mug? 498 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,830 Should I be doing something differently with the mug? 499 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,710 Just don't talk into it. 500 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,210 You don't even do that in real life. 501 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,300 -Oh. -So... 502 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,420 Right, of course. 503 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,550 Yeah. 504 00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:22,170 In three... two... 505 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,550 Maybe they're coming in so late because they're out all night. 506 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,060 Yeah, I... 507 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,060 -I just did it again. -Yeah, you did. 508 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,980 Oh my God, why can't I-- 509 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,810 -You know what, though? -What? 510 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:38,520 It's weird if I have a cup of coffee and I don't drink it. 511 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,940 Then, you know what? Put it down. 512 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,490 -Yes. -Yeah, just-- 513 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:43,950 -Yeah, okay. -Set it down, yeah. 514 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,110 That's right. 515 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,740 And now, what do I do with my hands? 516 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,240 Jesus. 517 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:51,370 Hold your phone. 518 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,830 Yeah, you can just hold your phone. 519 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,460 Don't get too involved with it, though, 520 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,630 'cause we have to have a conversation, right? 521 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:02,630 Pretend you're not a husband and you listen to your wife. 522 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,340 Yeah? Funny, yeah. 523 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,680 Okay. 524 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,180 Yeah, maybe just set it down. 525 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:11,310 -Okay. -Yeah, good. 526 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,140 Oh. 527 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,440 Well, now, do I pick it up? 528 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,440 Yes. Wonder who that is. 529 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,150 -It's a Finance Dude. -Oh. 530 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,900 Okay. 531 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,820 -Hello? -Speaker! 532 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,700 -Speaker! -Yeah, put it on speaker. 533 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:30,790 -Why can't I remember that? -That's okay, but just do it. 534 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,080 Hello? Are you there? 535 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,500 I am here. 536 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,660 Dude, I just had breakfast with my uncle, 537 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,920 and he said you left the Riverside Golf Club 538 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,040 'cause you got Me Too'd. 539 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:41,630 What's up with that? 540 00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,920 You got Me Too'd, dude? 541 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:47,930 Tell me about that. What happened? 542 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:58,810 Yeah, no, he just-- He told a joke at work, that's all. 543 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,400 -This is his wife. -Shit. Your wife. 544 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,690 -Sorry, dude. -No, it-- 545 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,740 He's not here right now, he left. 546 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:08,280 I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him back, so yeah. 547 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,870 It's okay, just-- You know what? Maybe... 548 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:13,120 Jane, you wanna ex-- Tell 'em what this means? 549 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,710 Mark, you can't just let that hang there. 550 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:18,420 Close the door, the camera is-- 551 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,540 No, no. Yeah. 552 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,130 Go to the other laundry room door. 553 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,420 Go to the-- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 554 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,090 Hey. 555 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,720 Mark, you have to go out and tell them it was a joke. 556 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,050 It was just a joke that got you fired. 557 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,680 You know, otherwise, people are going to fill in the blanks 558 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,430 with stuff that never happened. 559 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,730 Val, stuff did happen. 560 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,440 What? 561 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,690 Oh, before you. 562 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,070 Okay. 563 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,620 I slept with women who worked there. 564 00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:56,330 I don't know, I-- 565 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:59,580 Well, you know me, I never forced anyone to do anything. 566 00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:05,250 God, we were young assholes fooling around with temps. 567 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:07,130 Assistants. 568 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:11,510 Anyone who flirted back, honestly. And it never even occurred to me... 569 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,510 that maybe these women felt they had to... 570 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:20,310 do whatever, because I was their boss. 571 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,230 And... 572 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,940 I was married at the time, to... 573 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,490 Francesca's mom. How do I forget her name?! 574 00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:31,740 -Mimi. -Mimi. 575 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:38,370 I hate myself for acting like that. 576 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:42,120 I wish I had been exceptional, but I wasn't. 577 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:45,250 I was one of the guys, and before Me Too... 578 00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:48,460 I never even questioned it. 579 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,550 Okay, but Mark, you're different now. 580 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,430 Now, you know, and you do things differently. 581 00:23:57,510 --> 00:23:59,020 Isn't that the point? 582 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:01,810 I can't go out there... 583 00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:04,860 slap on a smile and... 584 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,400 pretend I don't feel embarrassed 585 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,610 and awful for where I am. 586 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,620 Do you need to read my back again? 587 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,030 Okay, Mark? 588 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,040 You got knocked down. 589 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,540 You can't just lay there. 590 00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:24,500 You gotta get back up, darlin'. 591 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,880 Okay, you can't say no to Brentwood, 592 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,170 and say no to golf, and say no to here, 'cause we're here. 593 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:35,260 So... 594 00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:36,720 just... 595 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:38,970 be positive. 596 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:41,850 'Cause why not? 597 00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:44,520 Right? Why not? 598 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,110 Okay. 599 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,740 But before I stop saying no, I'm saying one more. 600 00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:58,830 No to Finance Dudes. I want to quit the show, Val. 601 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:00,120 Okay, yeah. 602 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,830 I know you pushed to get me on it, but I'm just doing it for you. 603 00:25:03,910 --> 00:25:06,710 Okay, I was just doing that for you. 604 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,420 Well, thank you for that. 605 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,550 -Excuse me. -Okay. 606 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,640 Wait. Just first, give me... 607 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,850 Mm. Yeah. 608 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,400 Here he is. Get ready. 609 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,440 Oh. 610 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,490 Camera's up! 611 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,530 That won't be necessary. 612 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:40,330 Thank you all for your time, and I quit. 613 00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:41,620 -Oh. -Oh, thank God. 614 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,000 Alright, pull the "Dude's night out at Tao." 615 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,830 Let me just see the time. Okay, yeah, no. 616 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,170 I have time to change for my press thing. 617 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,710 I thought you weren't doing that. 618 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,380 Well, everything I said to you is true for me, too. 619 00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,170 So, pepped us both back up. 620 00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:59,550 Besides, can't say no to press for my own show. 621 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,060 You're not my camera. 622 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,980 Thank you so much. That's great, right there. 623 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,230 -Not very big. -Well, this is what they do now. 624 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,280 It only has to be big enough to look big 625 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,490 -in the influencer's camera. -Oh. 626 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,530 Okay, well, I've been working on my statement 627 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,530 for, you know, when they ask me about the AI. 628 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:23,950 So, how does this sound? 629 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:30,580 Well, AI is a valuable new tool being used to help writers 630 00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:32,880 free up their full potential. 631 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,050 I'll say it better. Yeah. 632 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:37,260 Who wrote that for you, ChatGPT? 633 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,970 Okay, Jane, not now. I gotta face a firing squad. 634 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:41,850 -Thank you. -Look okay? 635 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,430 Amazing. 636 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:44,520 -Yeah? Okay. -Yeah. 637 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,230 -Right this way, ma'am. -Thank you. 638 00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:48,560 Valerie! 639 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,810 -Valerie Cherish. -Valerie! Valerie! 640 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,520 Over here, Ms. Cherish. 641 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:53,820 -Over here! -Wow. 642 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,650 -To the right. -She doesn't even look nervous. 643 00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:57,650 -Beautiful! -Yeah, she's a pro. 644 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,910 -Very good! -Ms. Cherish, over here, please. 645 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:01,160 Oh, sorry. 646 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,990 So-- Oh! That's not safe. 647 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,990 Now, I can say hi to the cast at the party. 648 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,410 No, there's no party. 649 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,080 What? Just this and go home? 650 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,210 Valerie, hi. 651 00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:11,670 -Hi. -Ridley Macintosh. 652 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,540 -Oh! From the Zoom. -Hi. That's right. 653 00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:14,960 -Oh, hi. Yeah. -Hey! 654 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,630 This went well, yeah. Oh, the press was so nice. 655 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,550 Well, yeah, friends of the court. 656 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:21,220 Friends of-- Oh! 657 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:23,470 How's That?!'s important to us. 658 00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:26,310 Got it. Okay, yeah. Sorry about the leak. 659 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:28,890 I know NuNet wanted to announce it. 660 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,060 We did. We leaked it. 661 00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:33,860 -Oh, you're the... -Yeah. 662 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:36,070 Perfect placement, four days before air. 663 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:40,240 All anybody's paying attention to, How's That?!, Valerie Cherish, 664 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,280 AI. 665 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,910 Expecting a lot of views. 666 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:46,030 Oh, and we booked you to do Hot Ones tomorrow. 667 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,870 -Come on. -Okay. 668 00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:50,080 Don't know what that is, but sure sounds fun. 669 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,080 -Yeah? It's gonna be! -Okay. 670 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,420 Okay, we'll Zoom soon, alright? 671 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,040 -Zoom soon, yeah, okay. -Okay, bye. 672 00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:56,670 -Alright, see you later. -Yeah. 673 00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,550 -Thank you so much. -Okay. 674 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:00,920 Wow. Jane. 675 00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:03,140 NuNet was the leak. 676 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,510 Isn't that a surprise? 677 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,470 Get ready for another one. 678 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,060 -What? -This way, please! 679 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:12,100 Over here! Over here! 680 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,440 Who's that? 681 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,110 -It's Billy. -What? That is? 682 00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:19,280 Yeah, wow, he's really going for it. 683 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,150 -Big smile! -Looks taller. 684 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,570 Who are you? What's your name? 685 00:28:22,650 --> 00:28:24,240 I'm Billy. 686 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,030 Billy with a star over the "I". 687 00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:28,790 -Wow. -Can you tell us who you're wearing? 688 00:28:28,870 --> 00:28:30,660 -That's fabulous! -Beautiful! Oh, perfect. 689 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,670 -It's such a surprise. -Val, this person 690 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:36,080 has been inside me a very long time 691 00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:37,920 -wanting to come out. -Oh. 692 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,130 A woman? 693 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,760 No. I'm not trans, Val. 694 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,180 I'm a star. 695 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:46,550 -Oh, you wanna be an actor? -No. 696 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,850 I don't wanna be an actor. 697 00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:50,970 I want to be a star. 698 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,060 You know, when I took that latte in the face for you... 699 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:58,070 I decided I was done being in the background. 700 00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:02,440 Tonight was my night to shine. 701 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,910 Well, you sure did. 702 00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:07,570 Yeah. You made it on FashionLine.com. 703 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,910 -What? No, I did? -Mm-hmm. 704 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,250 There I am. 705 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,410 -I'm on FashionLine.com. -Yeah. 706 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,290 -Billy with a star over the "I". -Seat belts. 707 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:18,000 We should put our seat belts on. 708 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,760 Do you need help with the seat belt? 709 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:25,130 -I can see it, you can't. -Thank you. 710 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,800 I wonder, if he's basically wearing an airbag, 711 00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:29,260 does he need a seat belt? 712 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,720 You know what, Valerie? You haven't tried the sauce yet. 713 00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,350 How hot is this? Let's see. 714 00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:36,020 Oh, that's not bad. Okay. 715 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,440 Mm! 716 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,520 Ow. What-- Now what? 717 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:42,650 Milk? That's what helps? 718 00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:43,860 Mm. 719 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,160 Okay-- Ew! The milk and the chicken. 720 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,030 Well, the show's called How's That?! 721 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240 And... 722 00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:53,870 it's been a lot of fun. 723 00:29:57,290 --> 00:29:59,380 I don't-- I can't-- I don't think I can do this. 724 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,300 Oh, God! 725 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,090 So, the cast is... 726 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:05,470 wonderful. 727 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,760 Oh! 728 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,890 I know, it's gonna come. 729 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:12,430 NuNet. 730 00:30:13,430 --> 00:30:14,930 At 9:00. 731 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,310 I play Beth! 732 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:19,730 Beth-- It was Beth and Boone's, and Boone died. 733 00:30:19,810 --> 00:30:21,860 What's funny about this to you, Sean?! 734 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,690 I think you're a sadist. 735 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,820 And then, her nephew comes with his wife. 736 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,280 Gabrielle plays her. 737 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,410 That's what I think about that! 738 00:30:31,490 --> 00:30:34,580 Sean, I can't hear what you're saying. I've got ringing in my ears. 739 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:36,830 This doesn't help. Do you have butter? 740 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,670 Ah! 741 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:42,420 You know, if we can bring some... 742 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,090 happiness to anybody, 743 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:47,380 then we've done our job. 744 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,760 Are we done? 49385

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