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Huh? What?
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It can't be. The
stone of eternal servitude!
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Yes! A gem fit for a king.
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- I want it.
- No!
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This is the most powerful
force in the universe.
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And it must never fall into
the wrong hands.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the
Board of Shadowy Figures.
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I present to you the most
powerful force in the universe.
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- Give me!
- The inscription warns
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that the crown is deadly
in the wrong hands,
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and must only be
worn by nobility.
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Fucking bullshit.
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Luckily, homecoming
is approaching
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and we'll crown
our king and queen.
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With them as our puppet,
that power is ours.
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And you're sure
it's going to work?
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Of course.
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Scudworth has assured me
that nothing can go wrong.
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Say what now? I heard my name.
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Very well then. If we want
to take over the world,
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we have to break a few eggs.
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This is all riding
on you, Scudworth.
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Ah! But I didn't...
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Let homecoming begin.
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Damn! This float's
gonna be goat!
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Do you think there's enough
corporate diarrhea splatter?
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Never.
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What a fun homecoming float.
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You're capturing all the joys
of a high school football game.
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No, this is the Art Club float.
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I'm so excited because
people really care
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about issues these days,
so we're using homecoming
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to make a
thought-provoking statement
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about corruption
and corporate greed.
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- It's gonna be a hoot.
- Homecoming!
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The only float I care
about is you, Joan,
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because you float
my boat.
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And by boat, I mean penis. And
by float, I also mean penis.
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- You penis my penis.
- Oh, you two!
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Terrible!
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Vote for me.
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I've got everything you
need to be homecoming queen.
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I'm a total ten
with the best bod.
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Plus, I'm giving out
pumpkin spice lattes.
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I'll take one.
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That one's not for me. Okay.
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Pumpkin mixed with coffee?
What has the world come to?
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- I'll have one.
- I'll have one, too.
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They're still doing
homecoming court?
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That's so last
century. What's next?
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The Electric Slide, or
the Macarena, or the...
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"Instructional Boogie."
Everyone's favorite song.
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Whoo!
This is everyone's favorite song.
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What is happening?
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It's time
for everyone's favorite song,
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"The Instructional Boogie,"
which means this song has lyrics
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that will tell you
exactly what to do.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
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♪ Jump up and down ♪
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♪ Wave your right hand
And wave your left thumb ♪
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♪ Now clap your hands
Gently four times ♪
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♪ And scratch your ear ♪
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Cleo! Cleo, I'll take one.
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Is that everyone? Does
anyone else need a latte?
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Me. Am I invisible or something?
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♪ Now groove on over To
your high school nemesis ♪
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♪ Pretend to be nice ♪
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Hey, Joan, vote for me
for homecoming queen.
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Want some pumpkin spice
in your mouth hole?
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No, thanks. My homecoming
is an opportunity
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to shine light onto the
broken justice system.
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- That's fun too.
- I'm sorry,
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is your mind also flat-chested?
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Ow! But,
thanks. I'll take it.
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The world may have changed,
but there's one thing
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that hasn't. Homecoming
queens are still totally cute.
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That's
why I'm gonna win.
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♪ Make your hips
go Dip, dip, dips ♪
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I don't need songs to
tell me when to dip.
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I'll dip when I
damn well please.
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You think you're better than
me, but looks like your boyf
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is picking up what
I'm putting down.
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♪ Now, hop like a bunny
Do the bunny hop ♪
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- ♪ Let me see your bunny hop ♪
- Tell me what to do,
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man from the radio!
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Did you see Cleo campaigning
for homecoming queen?
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She's so shameless. I
mean, take it down a notch.
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Hmm. Kind of seems
like you and Cleo
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are like my dad's
favorite meal. All beef.
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All I'm saying is,
she's a horrible person.
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We can't put her on
a pedestal. Trust me.
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I've lived there before.
Nobody wants that.
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Well, her foamy lattes disagree.
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Oh, this drink is good.
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- I love Cleo.
- It's like pie but you drink it.
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You don't get it. She's
just... ...the worst!
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She's toxic. Her, um,
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lattes are made from,
uh, child labor.
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Is that true?
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Yes.
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Not only that, the kids
work in the spice mines
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under horrible conditions.
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And the pumpkins
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are blood pumpkins,
which is a real thing.
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Okay, disgusting.
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♪ You ain't talking 'bout me
You ain't talking 'bout much ♪
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♪ I stay on card But
it ain't no bluff ♪
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♪ Bet you won't say it again ♪
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♪ Never ever took an
end That became a win ♪
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♪ Might be losing friends
But I'm gaining hands ♪
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♪ My eyes are stuck
I'm the champion ♪
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Assemble the masses.
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It's the moment you've
all been waiting for.
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This year's homecoming king
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is inexplicably popular,
and so lovably dumb,
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and hot in a way that
your parents approve of.
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Aw, shucks.
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But not a
piece of total human garbage.
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Oh, come on.
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Our king is JFK!
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Yes!
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Oh, my God. I'm the king
of coming!
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At home! Let me grab my
staff, and the family jewels.
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Scepter? I hardly know her.
Ah! It's the friggin’ best.
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And now, the real moment
we've all been waiting for.
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This year's homecoming queen is,
clap your hands for Joan of Arc.
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What?
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- This can't be happening.
- This can't be happening.
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My queen, take a
royal selfie with me.
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Would you sign my nut?
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- My queen! Sign my nut.
- Sign my nut.
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We're homecoming royalty!
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Two beautiful young
people ruling the world,
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parading around in
an open convertible.
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What could go wrong?
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Everything. Just 'cause I
didn't want Cleo to win,
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doesn't mean I should.
No one should be queen.
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Just enjoy it.
You're so selfless
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and honest, Joan.
You deserve this.
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No, you get off the
stage. I want a recount.
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Congrats, Joan. Turns out,
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nobody wants to vote
for a pumpkin murderer.
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Pumpkin murderer.
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Cleo...
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Well anyway, thanks
for the tip, Joan.
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And now, we will
crown our queen,
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as we slowly and deliberately
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placed the crown onto her head
in ten, nine, eight, seven...
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My clone foster daughter
is going to wear the crown.
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I'm so proud. The most
powerful force in the universe
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will be living under my roof.
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And the board will give me
credit for it. That's a real win
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- for the Scudman.
- Ugh.
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One and a half,
one and one quarter.
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One and a fifth.
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I actually have to
go to the bathroom.
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Cleo?
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- Are you crying?
- I'm not crying.
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I'm just leaking anger.
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It really seems
like you're crying.
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Of course, I'm crying.
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You're so plain,
and I'm super-hot.
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And yet, people voted for you.
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Being queen is the one thing
I cared about, but you just
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- couldn't let me have that.
- Look, I don't even care
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about this stupid, basic,
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pointless, merely
symbolic crown.
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I mean, if you want
it so bad, take it.
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I'm out of here!
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Now, I have the power.
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Hmm?
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I'm beautiful.
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People, we're ready
for the parade.
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- Where's my homecoming queen?
- I'm right here.
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You're not the queen, Joan is.
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She's redefining
female popularity
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with her feminist takes
on justice reform.
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And we need to get her
on the float, okay? Stat!
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But I am the queen. You
need me on the float, stat.
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Yeah, I do, you hot bitch.
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Get that slammin'
booty on my float.
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That's more like it.
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♪ B-A-D Bad girls
getting money ♪
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♪ B-A-D Ba-ba-bad
dirty money ♪
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Wait, is that
pumpkin spice latte?
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Ew. Ugh, gross. Ugh, disgusting.
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Oh, the worst thing I've
ever... One more taste.
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Abe! Where are you going?
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I'm going to see Cleo
on her fly parade float.
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She's the hottest
girl in school.
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A total ten with the best
bod. Now, talk to the hand.
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Wait, why are you
talking like Cleo?
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And why are you wearing a
crop top and gaucho pants?
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Because it's cute. Bye!
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♪ The beat goes
Bang, bang, bang ♪
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♪ Work your body Oh, oh, oh ♪
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- This is an utter disaster!
- Yeah, I don't know
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what you're gonna
tell the Board.
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I'd hate to be in your shoes.
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Quit bickering. We
have to stop Cleo
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before she does that thing
where the usurper to the throne
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bends everyone to her will
and rules with an iron fist.
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He's right. We just
have to stay calm and...
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be total tens with the best bod.
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Oh! Cleopatra, comin' atcha!
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- - PRINCIPAL
SCUDWORTH: That float is the bomb dot com.
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Can you believe it took over
10,000 orchids to build it?
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- It's so hot.
- So hot.
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- So hot.
- Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
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- hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
- Wait, what?
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Here they come now,
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your homecoming queen and
her king! Cleo and JFK!
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What is going on?
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That's my boyfriend. Why
is he acting so strange?
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I am not a strange.
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- I am a normal.
- I know you're in there, JFK.
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Uh, I don't... I don't want
to beat around the bush.
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Maybe it's just hard for you.
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I wanna beat something hard
around your bush.
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- Help me, Joanie.
- Help me!
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I'm hopelessly devoted to Cleo.
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I am no longer a
fan of sexual puns.
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He's mine now, Joanie.
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I've turned him and
I'm gonna turn you too.
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- Oh, no.
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That float's gonna hit me.
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In a few minutes.
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Grab my hand, Joan,
I'll save you.
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Wait. You're not
under Cleo's spell
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- like everyone else?
- Um, I guess
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she doesn't really know I
exist, which was bumming me out.
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- But now I see the benefits.
- We've got to fix this.
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Come on, Confucius.
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All right, Cleo will never
find us in the library,
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because she doesn't
know it exists.
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- I feel your pain, library.
- What's that smell?
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- Um, books?
- Weird.
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Are they all on paper like
that? Uh, fire hazard.
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Focus, Confucius. We
have to figure out
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how to take down Cleo.
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She won't stop until
she destroys me.
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Why does Cleo hate you so
much? What did you do to her?
243
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,661
What? Me? I didn't do anything.
244
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:36,331
She has been a mean girl
ever since we were kids.
245
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,466
It's actually just
sad and basic.
246
00:14:38,535 --> 00:14:41,603
Yeah, but isn't it kind of
basic of you to call her basic?
247
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,474
Hey, I was frozen for 20 years.
I just started using that word.
248
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:49,378
Let me enjoy it. Now, help me
take that basic bitch down.
249
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:52,347
You're the clone of Confucius,
think of something wise.
250
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,316
Oh, I'm not wise
like my clone father.
251
00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:57,152
But I will say, maybe it's time
to disrupt the negativity cycle
252
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,621
with Cleo, we'll just
kill her with kindness.
253
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,923
You're right. We
should kill her.
254
00:15:02,992 --> 00:15:07,229
Ah! Joan. I, er, uh, have
been looking all over for you.
255
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:09,599
Thank God, I found
you totally alone
256
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,099
in an empty library.
257
00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:14,236
- Seriously?
- JFK! Thank God, you're free.
258
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:19,274
Yeah, we're free to take you
to our hella hot queen, Cleo.
259
00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:23,345
No, I'm taking Joan to
our hello hot queen, Cleo.
260
00:15:23,414 --> 00:15:28,350
JFK! Abe! Stop!
I'm trying to help you.
261
00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:29,852
I won't let them take you.
262
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:32,454
Wow, they're strong.
263
00:15:32,523 --> 00:15:34,689
And then she told me to
pick a color for my toes,
264
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,192
and I was just like,
"Uh, duh, as if."
265
00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:41,163
I'm just doing a clear
coat, you stupid manicurist.
266
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,364
You are the most beautiful
267
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:44,565
and fascinating
person I've ever met.
268
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:46,768
- Tell us again.
- Of course.
269
00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:49,904
So anyway, I'd already
picked this slammin' neutral.
270
00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:54,075
We, er, uh, come bearing
a gift, Your Majesty.
271
00:15:54,144 --> 00:15:57,246
Well, if it isn't Joan of Barf.
272
00:15:57,315 --> 00:16:00,252
I bet you hate me too, right?
You're like, that guy sucks.
273
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:03,984
That gives me an idea.
274
00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:06,889
Maybe you can sneak up on
her and steal the crown.
275
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,589
You're basically invisible.
276
00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:11,727
That's uh, extremely
hurtful, but yeah, I'll try.
277
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:15,263
So Joan, any last words?
278
00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:20,402
Uh, yes. Actually, yes.
I have so many words.
279
00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:21,769
Gosh, where to begin?
280
00:16:21,838 --> 00:16:24,773
I guess I'll
list them, alphabetically.
281
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,742
Um, aardvark. That's double A.
282
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:31,914
All right. Answer. Ask.
283
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,782
Ass.
284
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:38,120
Eyes on me, Cleopatra.
You don't have to do this.
285
00:16:38,189 --> 00:16:40,823
No, no, you can be good and
make better choices. Yes.
286
00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:42,724
I always try to
take the high road.
287
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,294
Well, technically you started
the rumor about Cleo's lattes
288
00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:48,831
that made everyone vote
for you instead of her.
289
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,866
- What?
- Now you hear him?
290
00:16:50,935 --> 00:16:52,371
Grab the crown, Confucius.
291
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,770
You started that rumor?
292
00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:58,107
- Ow! My ribs.
- Why would people listen to you
293
00:16:58,176 --> 00:17:01,476
with your poetry, and politics,
and caring about stuff?
294
00:17:01,545 --> 00:17:03,711
People never used
to like that junk?
295
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:06,081
Well, they do now.
Give me the crown.
296
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,450
You didn't want it. You
don't get to have it back.
297
00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:10,485
Especially after you
started that pumpkin rumor
298
00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:12,320
so people would throw
pumpkins in my face.
299
00:17:12,389 --> 00:17:14,923
No, that's not
how it happened at all.
300
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,724
I'm a good person.
301
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:19,527
- No, you're not.
- Little tight.
302
00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:22,264
And now, you're gonna have
to suffer as you watch
303
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,432
everyone around you
turn into the thing
304
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,106
you hate the most. Me!
305
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:36,515
- No. Not Confucius.
- Yes! I feel seen.
306
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:41,586
It's gonna be
homecoming forever.
307
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:49,724
♪ Now hop to the left
and stomp eight times ♪
308
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:52,793
No surprise. Cleo has
some slammin' moves.
309
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:56,000
She's no poser when it
comes to dancing, Cinnamon.
310
00:17:57,468 --> 00:18:00,202
Looks like the robot has
to rescue the exiled queen
311
00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:05,140
in order to save the
school. If I had a nickel.
312
00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:13,615
♪ Now, file your taxes
It's almost April ♪
313
00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:15,178
- ♪ Keep those receipts ♪
- No.
314
00:18:15,247 --> 00:18:17,689
♪ How many dependents?
How many dependents? ♪
315
00:18:19,189 --> 00:18:23,225
♪ Two dependents, two dependents
Claim those dependents ♪
316
00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:28,030
Joan, looks like you're a
little tied up.
317
00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:30,698
- No time for jokes.
- No. Don't help me.
318
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:33,534
I'm a horrible person.
Confucius was right.
319
00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:36,738
I've been just as bad
to Cleo as she is to me.
320
00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:38,406
I deserved my
punishment of listening
321
00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:40,975
to "The Instructional
Boogie" on an endless loop.
322
00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:45,013
The irony is, I
actually kind of like this song.
323
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,915
I just didn't want to admit it.
324
00:18:46,984 --> 00:18:49,817
Admitting your truth
is the first step.
325
00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:52,082
It did feel kind of
good to say it out loud.
326
00:18:52,151 --> 00:18:56,358
Now, embrace it.
Embrace your truth.
327
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,826
♪ Are you chained to a post? ♪
328
00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:00,962
I am chained to a post.
329
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:02,967
♪ Just twist your wrist
Till you shimmy on out ♪
330
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,236
Just twist my wrist
till I shimmy on out.
331
00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:10,305
Whoa! My truth is
setting me free.
332
00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:14,744
Now, maybe it can repair
your relationship with Cleo.
333
00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:15,977
You're right.
334
00:19:16,046 --> 00:19:18,946
I have to bare my soul to her,
no matter how scary that is.
335
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:23,788
Because with truth on my side,
I can do anything. I can fly!
336
00:19:25,484 --> 00:19:29,725
You can't fly, but you have
the power to change your story
337
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,261
with Cleo.
338
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:36,231
Don't look at me,
I oiled myself.
339
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,635
- Just go to the dance.
- Thanks, Mr. B.
340
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,338
♪ Now clap your hands
Eleven minus six ♪
341
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:46,775
Joan, I banished you to
the Football Field Realm.
342
00:19:46,844 --> 00:19:50,112
Back to the grass with
your flat ass. Get her!
343
00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:51,613
You'll never get past
344
00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:53,714
my choreographed
attackers, Joanie.
345
00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:57,585
You can't fight someone
who is also getting down
346
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,391
to "The Instructional Boogie."
347
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:03,358
We can't stop her as she
moving the same way as us.
348
00:20:03,427 --> 00:20:05,426
But you hate "The
Instructional Boogie."
349
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:08,998
Actually, I don't. It's
kind of grown on me.
350
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,832
♪ Now hop three times
And touch the ground ♪
351
00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:12,800
♪ Now drive the
car Drive the car ♪
352
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:14,535
♪ Now stop the
car Stop the car ♪
353
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,583
♪ 'Cause you're at a store
Now you're grabbing food ♪
354
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,607
♪ Now you go back home
Now go back home ♪
355
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,281
♪ Now you heat Two
tablespoons Canola oil ♪
356
00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:22,111
♪ In a deep skillet
Over medium heat ♪
357
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,844
♪ Add chicken breasts and cook ♪
358
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,814
♪ About 20 minutes Till
the juice runs clear ♪
359
00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:26,982
♪ Remove from the skillet ♪
360
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,118
♪ Now drain and cool
Now drain and cool ♪
361
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,454
I think she's making
chicken posole.
362
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,064
Eat pumpkin spice latte!
363
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,204
I don't hate pumpkin
spice lattes.
364
00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:52,340
And I don't hate homecoming.
365
00:20:52,409 --> 00:20:56,312
And I don't hate you!
366
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,217
Ew.
367
00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:07,984
Stop! That's my crown.
368
00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:11,393
Well, I thought we could split!
369
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:18,233
- No. I need my butt implants.
- No, you don't, Cleo.
370
00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:20,369
People like you just
the way you are.
371
00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:21,903
- Kill Cleo.
- You suck.
372
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:24,217
- You gave me bangs.
- She does know I exist, though.
373
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,121
She made me wear a crop top.
374
00:21:26,177 --> 00:21:29,381
No one should have to
see my bare, long torso.
375
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,082
Hang on, hold on. This
isn't all on Cleo.
376
00:21:34,151 --> 00:21:36,217
I did the wrong thing
when I told the lie
377
00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:38,520
about the pumpkin spice lattes.
378
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,923
Those lattes were
sourced ethically.
379
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,829
Um, yeah, they totally were.
380
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,097
What I'm saying is,
Cleo may have been
381
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:51,066
the ultimate mean girl, but
I was the basic mean girl
382
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,202
who started it and I'm sorry.
383
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,332
Just like, I'm sure Cleo's sorry
for everything that she did.
384
00:21:56,401 --> 00:22:00,475
I am?
I'm like, really sorry
385
00:22:00,544 --> 00:22:03,711
that I used the homecoming
crown for evil instead of good,
386
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,459
since it's literally the
most important thing to me.
387
00:22:05,483 --> 00:22:06,483
Mm-hmm.
388
00:22:06,517 --> 00:22:09,184
I hope you'll all consider
voting for me next year.
389
00:22:09,253 --> 00:22:11,286
- We will.
- Everybody makes mistakes.
390
00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:12,966
- Homecoming's weird.
- Huh. We'll see.
391
00:22:15,526 --> 00:22:16,624
Thanks for doing that.
392
00:22:16,693 --> 00:22:19,528
All I did was tell the
truth. And to be honest,
393
00:22:19,597 --> 00:22:22,464
I'm really glad we
aren't enemies anymore.
394
00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:25,104
Oh, my God, Joan.
Obsessed with me much?
395
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,272
Oh, I'm so glad to
have you back, Joanie.
396
00:22:30,341 --> 00:22:33,408
Oh, I missed your
reasonably-sized boobies.
397
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:37,116
And I missed your
unreasonably-sized booty.
398
00:22:39,283 --> 00:22:42,154
- Is my hair freaking you out?
- Don't call attention to it.
399
00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:48,256
What happened?
What year is it?
400
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,992
My God, look at this place.
401
00:22:50,061 --> 00:22:52,093
The Board is not
going to be happy.
402
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,864
You're gonna blame it all on
me? What do I do? What do I do?
403
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:57,599
Listen.
404
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,172
♪ Just leave the scene Like
it's not your problem ♪
405
00:23:01,372 --> 00:23:03,742
♪ Then end the show With
a real slow pull-back ♪
406
00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:07,175
♪ End the show With a
real slow pull-back ♪
407
00:23:07,244 --> 00:23:09,114
♪ Roll the credits
Roll the credits ♪
408
00:23:10,614 --> 00:23:12,984
♪ See all the people Who
are working in the program ♪
409
00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,355
♪ Lots of people
Lots of people ♪
410
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,159
♪ Lots of people
Doing various jobs ♪
411
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,858
♪ Various jobs ♪
412
00:23:22,927 --> 00:23:24,659
♪ Various jobs By
lots of people ♪
413
00:23:24,728 --> 00:23:27,229
♪ Lots of people
Lots of people ♪
414
00:23:27,298 --> 00:23:29,298
♪ Now end the song 'Cause
it's stuck in your head ♪
415
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,203
♪ Stuck in your head ♪
416
00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:36,637
♪ Maybe forever, maybe forever
Maybe forever, maybe forever ♪
417
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:39,435
♪ Ever, ever, ever
Ever, ever, ever ♪
418
00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:42,542
♪ Ever, ever, ever
Ever, ever, ever ♪32671
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