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My main goal
was to have a date for the wedding.

And I'm really lucky
because I found someone

who's a hot candidate for the wedding
and for me to marry.

- Do I know him?
- Nope.

I've hooked a millionaire.

Yeah? I think that's a good idea.

My wish is that Bill
finds someone who is confident,

organized, tidy…

Definitely muscle-y.

…punctual, loyal…

- Just a super funny guy.
- A bit of spice never hurts.

Some kind of softie
would not be right for Bill.

Not some random jerk
who sings pop songs at Bierkönig.

Edgy and high-end.

- You're euphoric again, right?
- Euphoric?

Yeah, he's good. I'm happy about it.

- Have fun, I say.
- You too.

I really mean it.

We need dance lessons.

Susi and Georg don't want us
to embarrass ourselves.

It has to be perfect.

- Do you need help?
- Oh, man, shit.

I feel a bit underdressed.
You all look like you're about to…

- Yes, you are.
- …compete in Let's Dance.

You and Georg are wearing matching colors.

We've been to one or two parties
with both of them.

They're more the type to stand in a corner
and down tequila shots.

That's why we thought
they should learn a few moves

and get good at it,

so they can hit the dance floor
at our wedding.

- Hi.
- Bill. Hello, nice to meet you.

- Susi. Nice to meet you.
- Alisa.

The wedding will be a bit conventional,

so we don't want
the country bumpkin in us to show.

Down, up, up.

Down, up, up.

- Down, up, up.
- Oh, right.

- I can see what's going on behind me.
- No.

Sorry, no. I thought we were done.

But this one was a fast waltz.
I mean, it was…

No.

It was a little fast.

Let's go again.

I'm already hot.

- And I regret the high heels.
- Same.

Ballroom dancing is not really my thing.

It's harder than it looks.

One, two, three. One, two…
Good, keep going.

- And now!
- One, two, three.

One, two three. One, two…

You're doing well. Your dancing is good.

- Almost as good as ours.
- Look here.

- Okay.
- Look, he dances between her feet.

- Yes.
- She dances between his feet.

- Between her feet. That's how I want it.
- Teacher's pet.

No.

…two, three.

- Back!
- One, two, three.

He can't do it.

The pendulum steps are…

It started so well, right?

He's a musician with no sense of rhythm.

I can't dance. I tried.
I have taken dance lessons with my wife.

After five lessons, she was upset because
she was at ten, and I was still at one,

and getting me to her level
would take years.

Heidi can do all these traditional dances,
all these Bavarian dances.

- All those…
- The Schuhplattler.

- Yeah, and the Zillertal wedding dance…
- Hey. I'm Tobi.

- Hi.
- I've prepared something to eat.

- Great. That's lovely.
- Hi. Tobi. How are you?

- Super.
- Would you like to follow me?

- Yes.
- Shall we go for a smoke first?

Yeah, we're gonna have a smoke.

- Yeah, go ahead.
- Can we?

- Of course. We'll wait here for you.
- Great. Thank you.

- Would you like to go out on the balcony?
- Yes. Thank you.

Oh, he's very… I think he's really cute.

If you're as rigid in other areas
as you are when you dance,

then I can see what your problem is.

You mean you can see why I'm single? Why?

I already discussed it with Susi.
I'm celibate now.

My date to your wedding
is a man whom I haven't slept with yet.

- Now I'm curious.
- There aren't many left.

I can't wait to meet him.

If I sleep with someone on the first date,

then it's clear
that it's just a one-night stand.

- Yes.
- Right.

Unless you make a bit of an effort.
Then they might want to see you again.

Right. Do we have the waltz down,
or do we need to…?

- We're up for the rumba now.
- We're up for a kebab.

- Just like when we rehearse.
- Yeah.

What are we dancing now?
Another fast dance?

- Discofox.
- Is that fast?

Left, left, tap, step, step.

One, tw…

Come on!

Ouch.

- What are you doing?
- I don't know where you are, Mouse.

But that's what followed. It was…

- No, there was another step.
- No.

You dance… Step, step, stop.

There. That's it. Yes.

- Yes!
- Keep going.

To be honest, I expected a little more
from Susi and Georg in the dance lesson.

- Right, right.
- Now you let go.

- Wait, no, we must turn back.
- Ah, okay.

She was at the beginning.

- So do I turn back to her like this?
- Yes, exactly.

But I think
that maybe they're holding back a little

so they can shine at the wedding.

Thank you, guys. Bye.

Since we're family and close friends,

we must write an emotional speech.

A lot is expected and asked of us.

Are we doing a speech together
or separately?

Together. You give the speech,
and I'll stand next to you.

And I'll just go, "Mm-hmm."

Tom doesn't usually like to give speeches

and only does it with me.

That's why we need to do it together.

I can't leave him on his own.

We need a good opening.

"Beautiful, handsome, dear little Georg."

Yeah?

I'm actually a really good writer.

Or, "Dear Susi, dear Georg."
We must address them both, right?

A wedding speech
should be relatively easy for me.

- "It feels like yesterday…"
- Did you get that part before?

- No, that's still to come.
- No.

"No" what?

Bill prides himself
on being very good at it.

I want to say, "We've known each other…
more than not knowing each other."

That's why I rely on him for this.

"We've known each other
longer than we haven't."

- Write it down.
- What was the beginning again?

Writing a speech with you sucks.
I thought you were good at this.

I am.

- How long have they been together?
- 18 years, yeah.

Susi and Georg have been together
for a long time.

I think they met at a party.

And they've been together ever since.

Now they work together too.

Susi is employed by our company.

Do you think Georg
lost his virginity to Susi?

That's a big secret.

I can't remember him having
other girlfriends.

I think Bill and I both know
but don't talk about it with each other.

He fooled around with someone once.

I think that's what happened.

But I don't think they actually had sex.

It's possible that Susi was his first.

Georg never admitted it.

Do you think we should mention it?

Would it be okay to joke like that
in the speech? Yeah.

Yes. For sure.

Loving, but with some gentle teasing.

Funny, but also very emotional.

"With nipples the size of hazelnuts…"

You must share some inside jokes.

"Susi, got a tan
and a French manicure at the salon."

- A little secret.
- A little secret.

"Where Georg must have his perfect dump."

- Stir things up a bit. Salt in the wound.
- A bit of salt.

What else? We almost have it.

We should use AI for the next bit.

- Let's ask.
- ChatGPT.

- Chat…
- ChatGPT.

Continue.

What does it want now?
Do I have to register first?

Bill is behind the times
when it comes to technology.

He has no idea. He barely knows
how to turn on his computer.

- What do I do now? Do I have to…?
- You copy the text.

- I've uploaded it into here.
- And now?

- And now? I'll send it.
- No idea.

Now it says, "I've turned it

into an emotional,
humorous wedding speech."

- Cool.
- "Wedding speech for Susi and Georg."

- Okay then.
- "Dear Susi, dear Georg."

"Dear guests, dear family, dear friends."

- Very good.
- Good.

I wouldn't have mentioned them.
I would've forgotten about them.

"Susi, you managed to tame
this wild, confused teenager."

Not bad.

"We all remember how you, dear Susi,

took Georg's virginity."

No, wait, that's not good.
It sounds like we were all there.

"You now live in your cozy,
beige apartment

with your little lapdog
and your stash of body lotion…"

Huh? I didn't write that.
"…and that's okay."

- Because the dog's called Buddy.
- Oh, Buddy.

- Where was I?
- Oh, I can't. I think it's a great speech.

- It's really good.
- Me too.

- We just need to tweak it a bit.
- But it's almost done.

You don't want to cause a scandal
at a wedding.

Sure, a cheeky remark
or a childhood anecdote is fine,

but you don't want a scandal.

Above all, restraint.
It's about the bride and groom.

We're not the center of attention.

No. For once, it's not about you.

No, definitely not.

I'm really curious about Bill's plus-one.

I haven't met him yet.

He's very emotional about the whole thing.

He's already said
it's really special to him.

Susi and Georg are good friends
who are now getting married,

and he wants it to be great for them.

So he's putting a bit of pressure
on himself.

I get the feeling
this could backfire on him

if things with his plus-one
don't go as he expects.

Well, you never know
how things will turn out.

That's the exciting part.

It's what makes life exciting,
what makes love exciting…

Maybe I'll get proposed to
at Georg's wedding.

He's driving himself a little crazy.
I'm eager to see how it goes.

It's never good
when everyone goes a little crazy.

THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING

- Wow, Georg really went all out here.
- Yeah.

He spared no expenses.

We're in the south of France, near Nice,

at the beautiful Château Saint-Martin.

We've got three days planned.

A welcome dinner
on the terrace on day one,

and the big day, the wedding, on day two.

With a wonderful dinner
after the ceremony, of course,

and a wild party after that, hopefully.

That's what I look forward to the most.

No.

Cute.

Then it's done. No.

For me, it's important
that everything looks good,

is aesthetically pleasing.

But what really matters to me
is the atmosphere.

And that's something
you can't really plan.

Tom, I'm here alone after all. It sucks.

My date stood me up at the last minute.

So it's pretty much a worst-case scenario.

I'm on my own.

I hope there isn't an empty chair
next to mine the whole time.

That's a possibility.

- I hope they change the seating chart.
- Did you tell them?

Yes, I told them again. It really sucks.

You can make a mistake once or twice,

but this is the third time
it's happened to me.

I can't believe I'm here…

It's great to be single at a wedding.

I don't think it's such a big problem.

Because I'm used to Bill coming alone.

It's not cool at all.

Nobody wants to be single at a wedding.

- Bonjour.
- Bonjour.

- It's fun to be single at a wedding.
- Not to me, it isn't.

The lone wolf. Just go all out.

Unsurprisingly,
he's not taking it seriously.

I'm just trying to encourage you.

For me, it's sad and awful.
You should say, "I understand."

- I understand.
- Okay.

Yes, I think it sucks.
But I do kind of understand.

He was like, "Yeah, I don't want to…"

"This is our second date.
It's too much for me."

Then he said,

"I'll just stay in the background.
But I don't want it to be a big deal."

So I said, "Of course it'll be a big deal

because if you come as my date,
then it means you're not just…"

- But it's too new for him.
- Exactly, it's too soon for him.

- You were disappointed. No question.
- Yet again.

Basically, guys always leave me.
It's been a pattern my whole life.

Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- What do you mean, Tom, upstairs?
- Tom's somewhere else.

- I have the suite upstairs.
- Tom's somewhere else.

No, I have the nicer room.
Susi already told me.

You were supposed
to be coming with somebody.

That's why you probably have a nice room.
On your own…

- They're not leaving an empty seat, right?
- No, I told them.

It'd be good if there was a spare seat.

Wha… Ew, that's gross.

That way, someone who's interested
could sit by you.

Tom is relatively hard on me.

In a situation like this,

when he knows I'm disappointed and alone

and that my plan didn't work out,

I'd like him to be
a little more sensitive.

You're down here in the party den.

Let's celebrate and have fun.

I get you're disappointed,
but reassess things after the wedding.

Oh, look, it's nice.

Nice. Look at all those pretty pictures.

Cute.

That was when we were at Nobu together.

- What else do we have here?
- Cute.

Nice.

My God, what a beautiful view.

Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

- It could have been lovely, huh?
- It could have been lovely.

But it didn't work out. Again.

I'm probably the only single one here.

- No.
- Yes.

- No.
- I already know.

- Nobody would come here on their own.
- Yes.

- I'm the only one again. Right?
- There are a few single ladies.

- A few ladies.
- Great.

I can get in line.

Ms.…

Ms. Kaulitz is on her own again.

You just have to drink. Get really drunk.

- All cats are gray in the dark.
- No.

Oh, no, Inés.

- Yes?
- Aren't there any men here?

I'll go get the guest list right away…

- Yes.
- …and will take a look.

- Shit.
- I think there are…

And I'm here too,
so you have someone to talk to.

I always get the feeling
that he's okay turning up by himself.

And I also get the feeling
that he's okay with being single.

He gets so fixated on this.

"I'm on my own again.
Back at the singles table again."

I think a lot of it is just in his head.

What I always think in moments like this,
when I'm standing there alone,

and I see all this beauty, beautiful Nice,

and the beautiful location…

I think it's sad
that I can't share it with someone.

Most people come as a couple
and get ready together.

And I think, "It's a shame
that I'm alone in my room again,

that I can't get ready with my partner."

And I feel like I'm a little thin-skinned
because of it.

I don't get the feeling

that he needs my attention in that moment.

Either I stay out of his business,
like he wants,

or I get involved, and he accepts
that I see things differently.

Then we end up fighting.

Did you check the weather for tomorrow?

Guys, there will be a storm
at the time of the wedding.

- A real storm.
- A thunderstorm.

We looked at it on the map,
how it's moving. At 4 p.m.…

What are they going to do?

When will it start raining? Likely at…

- At 4 p.m.
- At 3 p.m.

Exactly at 3 or 4 p.m., as of now.

It says heavy rain.

- Yes.
- Thunderstorms, one to two inches of rain.

Are we sure that the marquee
can withstand that?

We'll discuss that in a moment.

Our suggestion is this.

We'll do the ceremony at 1 p.m.
Instead of 4 p.m., at 1 p. m.

- They want to move it up.
- Inside? Move it up?

- The ceremony.
- Oh, that's important to know.

Important for us, yes.

I still have a speech to write.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Shit.
- Oh, dear.

When do we have to start getting ready?

I think we need four hours.

You'd have to be ready by 12 p.m.
That means we'd start around 8 a.m.

I might not be able to sleep again.

So I'll be awake anyway.
I'll manage somehow.

- Thanks for putting your trust in us.
- Yeah. Sure.

Are you gonna get changed,
or are you ready?

I'm going like this.

Cool. It's a vibe.

I was trying to ask tactfully.
I didn't know. No, okay.

- No.
- Perfect.

Nice, right?

Don't mind if I do. Thank you.

We all get together
for big events like this.

Our whole group.

All the people I like having around me.

My wedding would probably
look pretty similar.

Oh, there they are. The mice.

Oh, cute.

- Little Georg.
- He looks so fresh.

Yes, and he's so excited.

Yes, he looks like he's 12. Not fair.

Susi and I picked out the dress together.

- Yes, it's very lovely.
- Lovely.

This is so awkward. Where do you go first?

- Mouse, you look beautiful.
- Thank you.

You chose well.

- Mouse, shit, is that a small stain?
- Guess who did it.

- Who did it?
- Jona.

You look smart, you sweet mice.

- So pretty.
- So, so pretty.

So, so pretty.

- How are you guys? Are you nervous?
- Surprisingly, no.

- The mustache is gone.
- The mustache is off for the wedding.

- Nervous? No.
- You look great!

I heard you were thinking
of starting earlier tomorrow.

Yeah, we're gonna sort that out soon.

Someone just told me,
a wet bride is a happy bride.

But in the end, it doesn't matter.

- Yeah, it'll… It'll be fun.
- We'll make it work.

Two years of planning.
It is pretty depressing.

But okay, fine!

…for the country bumpkins.

Nothing exciting.

No?

Well, a lot going on,
but no love interest in the horizon.

Very nice.

- How's married life?
- You should get married too.

Lovely.

He wakes up every morning
and says, "Good morning, wife."

- Wow. You see, I need that too.
- Yes.

That's what's missing.

I'm nowhere near that.

- Yes, but…
- I'm telling you.

But that's just my life.
I'm a diva, right?

Married life is better
than unmarried life.

- Oh, yeah? Okay.
- It makes you beautiful.

Where are we sitting?

We won't be having much luck
with the weather tomorrow,

I think everyone's aware of that,
so there's been a small change.

The ceremony will take place at 1 p.m.

We'll still be awake by then.

- Probably.
- I'm afraid so. Yes. Bottoms up.

Cheers!

Oh! Gustav Schäfer. My goodness.

Here he is, finally.

- Wait.
- No need to stand up.

Gustav arrived at dinner a bit late.

He has a hard time leaving his daughter.

But it was a kid-free wedding.

- This is lovely.
- Thank you. Welcome.

Mouse, what took you so long?

Berlin, the flight…

Look, this seat has been empty
the whole time.

I'm so happy for them both
because I think this really felt

like a lifelong dream for them.

They said, "If we ever get married,
we'll go all out."

And they totally did.

Amazing location, the Côte d'Azur,
an amazing house, pool area, everything.

It was mind-blowing.

I was just like, "Holy cow."

Let us introduce ourselves.
This is Christiane, Georg's mom.

I'm André, the stepdad and best man.

What connects us all

is that we all come from broken families.

Susi is a child of divorce.
Georg is a child of divorce.

Not only do we come
from the same part of Germany,

we also grew up in the same area,
went to the same schools,

and we have similar family backgrounds.

Back then, we grew together as a family.

Georg always made it easy for me

to become part of the family,
to be part of it.

And I think, my dear Georg,
we achieved that together.

We did it together.

And it was a wonderful time.

Thank you for your trust and this honor.

Thank you, my son.

Okay, let me continue.

I thought it was really beautiful
how André, as his stepdad,

found such beautiful words.

At that moment, I was very moved
knowing Georg has that in his life.

They were tears of joy too.

Because I was so happy for him
that he has such a great dad

who speaks so lovingly about him.

I thought it was really great.

My stepfather was also at my wedding.

Back then,
he and my mom had just separated.

Well, relatively recently.

They'd only been separated
for six months, I'd say.

Gordon introduced us to music.

When we were little kids,

he took us in, which isn't easy.

Now that I'm a stepfather myself,
I know it isn't easy,

when you meet kids at a certain age,
to bring them into your life,

take care of them, do your best,

sacrifice your time and…
and open your heart.

That's a very special thing.

And he was with us for a very long time.

That's why it was lovely
that he was at my wedding.

To everlasting trust. To everlasting love.

- And to everlasting…
- To everlasting happiness.

- To Susi and Georg.
- To Susi and Georg.

At that moment, I realized
it's such a shame that, yeah, I…

My stepfather would never do that.

Unfortunately, we're no longer in touch.

He won't be at my wedding.

And who knows
if I'll ever get married, but…

I just had to cry. I'm not even…

- Me too.
- Did you cry?

No, I held it in.

I just went to the bathroom
and cried really hard.

I know that pain too.
I've been through it.

I was a daddy's boy. And stood there and…

It tore me apart because I thought,
"This can't be true."

"Our dad doesn't want to see us.
He never comes by."

The first song Bill and I wrote about it
back then was called "Sad."

And we wrote about how sad it was
that our dad didn't pick us up.

We were pretty melancholy kids.

That's one way to put it.

We wrote that song back then,
and we played it for him.

And we didn't get much of a reaction,
to be honest.

Yeah, but our speech can't be too funny.

- No, we need to work more on our speech.
- Well.

I was thinking that…

We can be funny too. That's who we are.

I need to tweak it a bit.

Okay, yeah,
but it can be a little funny because…

I hope I don't need to cry tomorrow.

Because funny was… We can do funny better.

We can be a little funnier.

It's a shame that no one
will give a speech like that for me.

I understand

that for Bill
it's an especially emotional time.

A wedding is a celebration of love.

And he hasn't really experienced that yet.

You'll all talk me out of it
so that I won't go through with it.

I'm not going to push you
into the wrong marriage either.

In his current situation,
it's normal to reflect a little.

You think about your life,
where you are right now…

I just hope he's not putting
a negative spin on things.

Then everyone ganged up on me,

and I was attacked from all sides.

There was a big argument
when the cameras were off.

It started in the middle of the night,
and everyone was coming at me.

We sat there until dawn and talked.

Or rather, they attacked me verbally.

THE DAY OF THE WEDDING

I desperately need some champagne.
Something to calm my nerves.

Because what happened last night
really got to me.

I want to have fun.

Come on. We're in France,
the sun is shining, we're at a wedding.

And everyone always says it's my fault
because I expect too much.

Being in the public eye
might not be his thing. That's fine.

But running away is not the solution.
He could have come.

Everyone's like,
"Oh, you expect too much."

"You can't expect a guy
to go public on the second date."

Blah, blah, blah.

Well, a wedding is very intimate.

Totally. But at the same time,
I thought my invitation was a big deal.

I said, "Come with me as my plus-one."

I don't say that to just anyone.

Everyone says,
"It's Bill's fault. What did you do?"

"What do you expect from them?"

"You shouldn't have done that."
"I never would've asked."

And then I always feel like
it's my fault again.

I did everything wrong again.
I'm the reason why I'm single.

No, you just do it,
and then it is what it is.

- No one cares…
- You take the whole package.

Yeah, because you don't question it.

I just wish people were
a little more understanding.

That really upset me.

Yeah, boring. I'm just crazy like that.

I want someone who's crazy like me.

And what is Georg doing
with these ten hours?

Hey, it's supposed to start raining now.
Damn it.

Is it raining already?

No, but you can tell the rain is coming.

It's getting really dark
back there, right?

What could be better
than a good monsoon at a wedding?

At a non-religious wedding.

- Surely, it's a sign of good luck, right?
- It… Yeah.

It won't bring anything but luck,
that's for sure.

Every wedding needs a few mishaps,

otherwise it's not a fun wedding.

It happened to me and Heidi. We got there,
and the wrong band was playing.

We had the wrong cake.

The more things go wrong,
the more there is to talk about,

and the better the memories.

So what does the weather look like?
Is it raining over there already?

Right now,
it looks like it's still pretty high up.

Maybe it'll pass through quickly.

But it hailed three days ago.

- Yes.
- Really hard.

- Where is it coming from?
- From over there.

It'll be fine. I can get wet,
but it sucks for Susi, with her hair and…

- I think it'd be cool if it…
- …whatever she…

Right at the end, when we're all…
When it's almost over,

if it starts to drizzle,
that's kind of romantic.

Susi, to you!

Thank you for being here.

- Exciting.
- We're getting married.

Should we look at the pictures again?

Because we always remembered,
we have one of those…

Damn it.

- No, it's all fine.
- It's all fine.

We're not stressed at all.

But this dress is jinxed, you know?

But it looks exactly
like it does in the photo. It's fine.

- It's way too loose.
- It's not too loose.

You need a bit of room.

- No, it was actually tight.
- Tight?

Could we maybe twist it a bit more?

The calm before the storm.

I haven't seen Bill. Where did he go?

Bill is missing. Oh, well. Fuck it.

He'll be where he needs to be.

What's this?

We're making good time. Relax.

But this here looks okay, right?

You need a little wiggle room here.
It looks great.

It'll do. I'll just go out like this.

- No! Susi, stop it.
- Don't say that. It's absolutely perfect.

Honestly, I don't think
you could look more perfect.

You look really good today.

- Thanks.
- Seriously, you look fantastic. Fantastic!

- Where is my seat?
- Next to your twin brother.

The greatest things in life
are the little moments.

The little moments
that you only share with each other.

When there was a brief pause
in your busy lives,

when it was just the two of you,
everything always felt right,

even when chaos unfolded around you.

Everyone who matters to you
is present here today.

Some of them have been
by your side your whole lives,

some of them know you inside out.

Finding a love like that is a gift.

Holding on to it is the greatest success

you can achieve in life.

Never forget that.

My darling.

You are the person I fell in love with
17 years ago,

and I couldn't be happier that today,
in front of our loved ones,

we are saying "I do" forever.

That's why I want to promise you

that I'll keep going to bed with you
every night,

whether I'm tired or not,

that I'll give you my plate
when yours is dirty,

that I'll share your worries
and do everything I can

to turn your dreams
into our shared adventures.

I promise to always love you.

Georg. You're the person
I tell everything to.

You're my best friend, my family, my home.

I promise to travel the world with you

and plan every single trip
down to the smallest detail.

I promise to pack your suitcase

and put together your outfits.

I promise to stand by your side
through difficult times.

And I promise to be there for you,

even when there's just the two of us left.

It means so much to me

to declare my love for you
in front of everyone…

I will always be there for you,

and I will choose you every single day.

I love you.

Love you too.

You may now say "I do"
and accept the ring from Georg.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

It's raining.

Oh, well, never mind.
It stayed dry for the ceremony.

Gustav Schäfer. Where is he?

- He's back there somewhere.
- What do you mean, Tom?

Back there somewhere. I don't know.

You're being snappy with me again today.

- I'm not snappy.
- Yes, you are.

- No. Not at all.
- So…

Tom is being really snappy
with me again today.

He's being very annoying again.

- Why? What did you say?
- Nothing.

- I just didn't want to repeat myself.
- He said I shouldn't annoy him.

- No fighting today, it's a happy day.
- I didn't say anything.

Are you fighting?

Why don't you all gang up on me again,
just like last night? You'd like that.

- No, don't start again.
- Yes.

No.

My brother is so rude to me.
The way he talks to me.

He sounds crazy. I'm not having it.

Tom snaps at me all the time.

I asked where Gustav was sitting,
and he snapped at me.

He said, "Why ask me three times
where Gustav is sitting?"

It was the wrong tone.

There were so many emotions

and so many different things
coming together,

that, in his drunken state,
he got them all confused.

But, Mouse, you still have to write
the speech for your best friend.

Yes, but I don't want anything to do
with Tom right now.

I'd rather tell him to go fuck himself.

You wouldn't.

Don't forget why we're here.

Andreas, I'm not going to let him
shit all over me.

What does he want from me?

Like Linda, look.

Alcohol definitely
makes things escalate sometimes.

Especially when I'm already
very emotional and confused,

or feeling a lot of pressure,
or feeling insecure.

Why are you attacking me?

Shall we go talk somewhere else?

I have no idea what's going on.

This makes no sense to me.
I didn't think I was at fault.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Communication, misunderstandings…
Talk it out.

Talk.

Talk.

I was really embarrassed. I mean…

Especially because I didn't see it coming.
I don't even know what it was about.

I'm glad you were here today.
It really helped me a lot.

Thank God.
I thought it was really lovely too.

I thought it was
because he was still really emotional,

because it was right after the ceremony.

But then I noticed
that there was some kind of tension,

but he didn't really say anything to me.

He told me, "Everything's fine"
and kept it away from us.

I'd like to understand
why I'm always under attack.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't know what I'm talking about?

You were being a jerk to me.

- About Gustav, you mean?
- About everything.

- What "everything"? It was one instant.
- You came over to me, just before…

Because you yelled at me
that I was mean to you.

- That's why I came over to you.
- You were!

- The Gustav thing?
- Yes.

I did not humiliate you in public.

- You asked a question, and I…
- We are at the wedding…

I'd just been with the bride,
and I asked you twice where Gustav was.

- You asked three times.
- Is that too much for you?

- No.
- Sorry.

- Bill…
- Sorry, Tom.

But you… Look, I said,
"Bill, he's back there."

Like that. And you said, "Whoa! Okay…"

Okay, clearly, I'm wrong again.

Okay. I'm wrong again…
I did everything wrong again.

As always. As always!
It's my fault I'm single.

It's my fault I'm alone at the wedding.

- It's always my fault.
- I don't know.

I don't know.
Because we never had that conversation.

But it keeps happening.
I keep getting attacked. Yesterday!

- I wasn't there. I wasn't even there.
- Kids.

But, Inés,
why am I always the bad guy here?

That's what I told you earlier.

You've been upset with everyone
since last night.

- I didn't even notice.
- It was a lot.

Ten people talking at you,
all with their opinions,

and everyone was trying
to give you advice.

But it's always like this.
It feels like I'm always the asshole.

- And I'm like, why?
- You're not an asshole.

Everyone just… Everyone has an opinion.

Everyone's trying to tell you what's best.

I think his problem is

that he involves people in his life

and wants everyone's opinion
about the guy, about his love life…

"What do you think? Tell me."
He always gets everyone involved.

And when people have an opinion
he doesn't like,

they're in the wrong.

It's okay, you can let it all out.

Yeah, but it sucks
that my brother is never on my side.

I didn't do anything, Mouse.

If, as an outsider,
you don't really see the reason,

you start wondering
what is actually being off-loaded here.

Because it's clearly something
that's been simmering underneath

or just boiled over.

That worries me a little, yeah.

I was feeling vulnerable.
Maybe I'd had one drink too many.

That makes you
even more vulnerable and emotional.

And then all the people around me
are talking at me.

I'm sitting there alone,
having to defend myself.

And I wish
there was someone on my side saying,

"You know what? Bill has a point too.
Now everybody stop and back down."

I just think it's a shame
that nobody's on my side.

Everyone says,
"It's your fault you're single."

"It's your fault
you're at the wedding alone."

- I'm sorry if it seems…
- That's how it is, Andreas!

I honestly thought, "Right, he's lost it."

"Now he's really gone crazy."

And everyone says, I don't get it.

"He's acting like a child,
like a five-year-old."

- No one said that.
- Well, excuse me.

I'm 36 years old,
and now I'm a five-year-old?

Sorry. Yeah, I want a man
who just shows up and doesn't give a shit.

I've rarely seen him like this.

Going to the wedding on his own
really shook him.

That wasn't on my radar,
not even as his twin brother.

Let's just focus on today

instead of trying to resolve
the last five years.

I'm the bad guy
because I'm bringing it up?

- Bill, I've apologized a hundred times.
- Calm down. Okay.

Yeah, let's drop it. Great.

I don't want to downplay the fact
that it's a problem for him

to be perpetually single
and that he's hurting.

But now is not the time.

You have to be grown-up enough to say,

"This isn't about us."

I think we should put the argument
on the back burner for now.

Is that doable for you or not?

I don't know. Sometimes I think,
"Just do the speech alone."

It's about Susi and Georg.

That's not nice.
Do you think this is okay?

I don't want to give a speech with you.

A diva trapped in their own drama.

Okay, fine.

That's a nice euphemism
for "completely insane."

Subtitle translation by: Diana Renker