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Well, here we are.
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Pismo Beach
and all the clams we can eat.
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[prrr]
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Put it right there, brother!
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You're talking to
crown Prince Abadaba,
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my only son.
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Sufferin' succotash.
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Ooh, that puddy tat's
up to something.
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Pow! Right in the kisser!
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S-so you want a party?
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Aah! I want a mouse.
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I'm Speedy Gonzales,
the fastest mouse in mexico.
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My name is Slowpoke Rodriguez.
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My name is Gretel
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und my name is Hansel.
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Mother. Oh, ha ha ha!
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[man]
Very good, men.
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Now i'd like
to announce
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that as a special
inducement to its salesmen,
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rambling house
is offering a grand prize
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to the man with
the top sales record.
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Now go prove
your loyalty.
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What a sales meeting!
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I'm so hopped up,
I'm ready to
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break the record.
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That prize is
as good as mine.
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What territory
did he give you?
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I've got Pismo Beach.
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Pismo Beach?
That's a laugh.
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Ha ha ha!
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What are you
going to do,
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sell books
to the clams?
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Hey, ah,
what's your territory?
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"Ther-mo-polis, Wyoming."
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It must be
a big place
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to have such
a long name.
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Well, i'm satisfied
with Pismo Beach.
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Is that so?
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Kissing it up
with the boss
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so you'd get
the best territory.
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I'm wise to your
underhanded tactics.
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You can have Thermopolis.
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O.K.,
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so i'll take Thermopolis.
What's the difference?
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You gave in
awfully easy.
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You wanted Thermopolis
all the time.
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Give it back!
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Here, take your
old Pismo Beach!
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Pismo Beach...
what a territory.
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The boss gave me Thermopolis
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because it's
probably tough.
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Naturally, he would
put his best man on it.
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Naturally.
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Well, adios, rabbit.
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I'll be flying
to my territory.
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You see,
us ducks fly free.
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You rabbits
are grounded.
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You're right, Daffy.
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I guess i'll have to
burrow to Pismo Beach.
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Boy, it's getting colder
by the minute.
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Winter's about due.
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I'll wait for
a flock of ducks
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and work to the south
where it's warm.
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Thermopolis
will have to wait.
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[quacking]
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Good,
there goes a flock now.
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Hey, fellas,
wait for me.
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I'm joining up
with the squadron.
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I'm good company.
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I know lots
of off-color jokes.
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[wind]
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[gasps]
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What a blizzard.
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I should have
flew south sooner.
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Hey, what's that
up in front there?
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[crash]
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Holy smoke! That building ran
right out in front of me!
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Well, there's
one of our boys
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that's got this
flying south business licked.
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Since I'm in the neighborhood,
I'll drop in.
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Some joint you
got here, bub.
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you've done pretty
well for yourself.
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A little lonesome, though.
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Should have
a companion
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for the long winter evenings,
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so I'll spend
winter with you,
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but mind you,
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I got to leave
in the spring.
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What do you say, deadpan?
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Put it there, brother.
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Ah, half brother?
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Cousin?
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Total stranger?
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Oh, ho! A snob, eh?
Listen, sphinx-puss,
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don't give me any of
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that uppity-puppity stuff.
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You're nothing but an old
canvasback duck
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like I'm.
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Hey, who you pushing?
Who you pushing?
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Well, I'm pushing
you right back! There!
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Hit me when
I'm not looking, eh?
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I'll knock the stuffings
out of you!
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Take that!
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And that!
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Take that!
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Hey, I did knock
the stuffings out of him.
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What do you know?
He's a stuffed duck.
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Stuffed duck, eh?
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Hmm. This is where
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this ingenious
little black duck
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gets himself some
free room and board.
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Thermopolis will
just have to wait.
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Now for the old refrigerator
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and the goodies therein.
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[Porky] Now, uh,
to get the surtax,
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subtract the total from schedule "g,"
page 3, add line 1g,
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plus line 15,
less 6%,
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or whichever
is greater.
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[clock ticking]
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I can see
where this moron
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is going to
give me trouble.
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[crash]
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Yipe!
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[ruff ruff]
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[buzzing]
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He's not a stuffed duck
at all.
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He's a live duck.
He had you fooled.
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Quack! Quack! Quack!
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[ruff ruff]
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What's going on?
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Stop it, Rover.
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What's the matter
with you?
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You burn out a bearing
or something?
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You silly dog,
that's a stuffed duck.
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I'll prove it.
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Look, bright boy,
stuffed with cotton,
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and his head
is wood.
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See?
Wood, wood, wood!
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Mmm.
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Yum yum.
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Here, boy, here!
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Here, boy! Here, boy!
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Go get it, boy!
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Yike!
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Aw, shucks.
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I can't stand to see
a dumb animal suffer...
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so...
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add column three
to column four.
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Look up tax table
to compute fiduciary.
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[tap tap]
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Oh, Rover, there's a dog
to see you.
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Rover!
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Get in here. What's the matter
with you?
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B-b-bewitched
or something?
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Any more trouble from you,
and out you go.
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[ruff ruff]
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[grrr]
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Stop that!
Stop it, you idiot!
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You try that again,
and I'll put your tail
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in the pencil sharpener.
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Now I'll have to
stuff that duck all over again.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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Now, there's
one of our boys
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that got this flying
south business beat.
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This darn income tax
would come out all right
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if I had
a few dependents.
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Did you say dependents?
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You got 'em, brother.
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[swing music playing]
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So you want
to party, huh?
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I'll give you
a party...
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a buckshot party.
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[gunshot]
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Wait for me, fellas!
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[buzzing]
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This don't look
like Pismo Beach to me.
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Oh, well.
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It's getting late.
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This wouldn't be a bad place
to camp out.
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I'll get an early start
in the morning.
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[hiccup hiccup]
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[hiccup]
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15 deliveries,
and one to go.
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[hiccup]
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Everybody's glad
to see the stork.
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Here, stork, have a drink
to the new baby.
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Aw, have another.
Come on, bottoms up.
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One for the road.
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You gotta be soci...
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[hiccup]
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You can't refuse
their hospi...
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you just can't refuse them.
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Well, I better be going.
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That mother gorilla
must be getting worried.
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Gone? Oh, no!
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I'll be dismissed,
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kicked out of the stork club.
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I've just got to
get a baby somehow.
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[Bugs Bunny]
♪ I dream of Jeannie ♪
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♪ she's
a light-brown hare ♪
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♪ la da da dee
da ya da ♪
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[whack]
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[slowly]
♪ I dream of Jeannie ♪
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♪ she's
a light-brown hare ♪
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Congratu...
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[hiccup]
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Congratulations,
you're a mother.
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[hiccup]
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Elvis, look!
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It's arrived!
Our baby is here!
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Yaa. Ooh.
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Aah!
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Ah! How could you?
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After all,
he is our baby.
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No matter
what he looks like,
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he's still your son.
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Oh... my baby.
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Baby? Oh, no.
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Naughty baby.
Mustn't try to run away.
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Mother 'pank.
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Aw, here, Daddy.
Kiss your son.
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Raaaaa!
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Waa! Waa!
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Daddy scared me.
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Stop scaring
the baby!
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Say, this promises
to be fun.
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Eh, I'll sell
books later.
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[eee eee]
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Waa! I want
a drink of water!
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Waa! I want
a drink of water.
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Waa!
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[gurgle]
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Ooh,
that's nice.
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Play horsy
with baby.
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Giddy-up, horsy.
Giddy-up.
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[thwack]
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Hello, Daddy.
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Raaa!
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Mamma!
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Daddy's scaring
me again!
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Give him another,
Mommy, and another.
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Bad old Daddy.
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That's nice, Elvis.
Keep baby happy.
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Da da da da da!
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Goo gee ga da!
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Aah!
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Mamma!
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Da da da da da!
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And so... hic... I finally found
your real baby.
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Sorry, Madam, if I caused you
any incon... hic...
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if I caused you any incon... hic...
trouble.
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So long.
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Oh ho ho!
Elvis, look!
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The stork brought us
our real baby.
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Oh, isn't he cute?
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R-r-real baby?
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Mother.
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Argh!
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00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,339
Take one step on that rope,
and I'll cut it!
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Hee hee hee.
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My, what, uh,
what big muscles you got.
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Argh!
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[panting]
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Well, I guess
I gave him the slip.
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Elvis...
guess what the baby said.
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Uh, eee,
but... but...
267
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,373
ooh... eee... no!
268
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,544
Boo hoo hoo!
269
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,879
I'd like to see him
"ooh... eee... ugh"
270
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,756
his way out of this one.
271
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,386
Maybe I should have sold him
some books for the kid.
272
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,390
[buzzing]
273
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,225
[quacking]
274
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,116
It's no use.
I'll never make it.
275
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,910
I'm all out of condition.
276
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,871
I can't go any further.
277
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,417
Hello. Calling
emergency field.
278
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,461
Hello. Calling
emergency field.
279
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,006
This is duck 347.
Request landing instructions.
280
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,382
Over.
281
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,011
Hewwo, duck 347.
This is emergency field.
282
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:38,015
You are clear to wand.
Come in. Over.
283
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:38,849
Roger.
284
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,478
I can't see a thing.
I'm flying blind.
285
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,357
Come in.
Duck 347, come in.
286
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,359
You're
wight on the beam.
287
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,360
Ha ha ha ha ha!
288
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,823
I'm coming in
on a wing and a prayer.
289
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,585
Ha ha! I made it!
I made it!
290
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,295
A perfect
three-point landing.
291
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,547
Huh?
292
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,381
Yeow!
293
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,217
Ha ha ha ha!
294
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,426
I've been ambushed.
295
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,221
Quite cowwect,
Mr. Duck.
296
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,305
Your goose
is cooked.
297
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,100
[whistling]
298
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,352
[ruff ruff ruff]
299
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,231
{\an8}That's his footprints.
Boys, get on his twail.
300
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,149
[sniffing]
301
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,317
[ding]
302
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:35,948
[grr rrr grr]
303
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,035
[ruff ruff]
304
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:40,994
[crash]
305
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,584
[rrr rrr grr]
306
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:54,174
[ruff ruff ruff ruff]
307
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,387
Well, look who dropped in.
308
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,430
How did you get here, Daffy?
309
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,100
By dog sled.
Can't you hear the dogs?
310
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,310
I'm still heading
for Pismo Beach.
311
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,187
I haven't sold
a book all day.
312
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,690
I'll join you.
313
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,109
O.K. Start digging.
314
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,652
Watch it!
315
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,654
You're dirtying
my tuxedo.
316
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,585
Ouch!
317
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,132
Well, here we are...
318
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:38,093
Pismo Beach
and all the clams we can eat.
319
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,346
What a way
for a duck to travel...
320
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:42,639
underground.
321
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,642
Hey, wait a minute!
322
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,645
Since when is Pismo Beach
inside a cave?
323
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,147
I wonder.
324
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,648
You know,
I just bet
325
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,692
we should have turned left
at Albuquerque.
326
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,154
Then maybe a right turn
at La Jolla.
327
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,614
Hmm. Ahh...
328
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:00,824
[prrr]
329
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,702
Well, we can't be
too far off,
330
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,037
so if we, uh...
331
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,371
it's mine,
you understand?
332
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,539
Mine! All mine!
333
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,500
Get back in there!
Go! Go! Go!
334
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:14,212
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Ha ha ha ha!
335
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,599
I'm rich! I'm wealthy!
336
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,059
Ya-hoo!
337
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,687
♪ I'm in the money ♪
338
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,356
♪ la ta ta money ♪
339
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,398
Ya... oh!
340
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,609
Boo hoo hoo!
341
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,569
Aah!
342
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,279
[Daffy]
Help! Help! Help!
343
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,657
Save me, pal!
344
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,659
Save me! Help!
345
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,786
Hassan chop!
346
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,163
Help!
Boo hoo hoo!
347
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,581
O.K., Daff.
Back here.
348
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,084
Save me!
349
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,295
Hassan chop!
350
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,965
Him go that-a way.
351
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,098
Is he gone?
352
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,099
Yeah.
353
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,434
Oh, boy! I'm rich!
I'm wealthy!
354
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,479
I'm independent!
I'm socially secure!
355
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,232
I'm rich! I'm rich!
I'm rich!
356
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,696
[Yosemite Sam]
Head him off!
357
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,197
Use the net!
358
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,573
You missed him,
you idiot!
359
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,326
Guards!
Cut him off at the gate!
360
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,037
Ha ha ha ha!
361
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,247
Ha ha ha ha!
362
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,708
Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
363
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,168
Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
364
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,212
Dadburned hot sand
365
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,423
gave me
a double hotfoot.
366
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,718
I was once...
a human being.
367
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,219
Ha ha ha ha!
368
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:47,264
That rotten kid in there
was my undoing.
369
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,683
He doesn't need
a storyteller.
370
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,518
He needs an exorcist!
371
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,687
Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!
372
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,732
[thumping]
373
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,734
Ohh! Ouch! Ow!
374
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:02,154
That's for forgetting
to lay out my asbestos shoes
375
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,448
so my feet
wouldn't get burnt,
376
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:07,117
and that's for leaving
the key in the door
377
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,454
and letting that
storyteller feller escape.
378
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,582
If thou only knew
what pleasure it was
379
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,585
to be kicked and cuffed
about by thee,
380
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,588
bringer of the dawn
and master of the tides.
381
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,590
Ain't no fun
roughin' you up.
382
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,216
You likes it
too much.
383
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,094
Oh, please forgive me,
o soul of charity.
384
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,596
Give me another chance,
385
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:31,349
whose middle name
is benevolence.
386
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,602
Ooh, I ought to
boil your hide in oil,
387
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,979
you son
of an unnamed goat.
388
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,773
Without no storyteller feller,
389
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,609
i'm stuck with having
to read dumb stories
390
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,736
to my bent-headed son
all day,
391
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,071
which gives me no time
392
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,197
for running
the government,
393
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,490
torturing the prisoners,
394
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,076
or playing canasta
with my harem.
395
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,827
Praise be to thee,
396
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,330
o great son
of a seventh son.
397
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,500
These ears have heard of a land
called Hollywood
398
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:59,086
where storytellers abound.
399
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:03,173
Perhaps we could bring
some over here as hostages.
400
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,675
I don't care
where you gets one
401
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,385
just so's
you gets one by...
402
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,929
[gong clangs]
403
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,847
I'll get the door.
404
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,599
[muttering]
405
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,853
May I introduce myself?
406
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,980
I represent the Rambling House
Publishing Company,
407
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,024
and i'm here to show you
our latest volume,
408
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,277
entitled
1001 Tales for Toddlers.
409
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,321
Sold!
410
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,366
Y-you don't understand.
411
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:30,826
There's a bonus
that goes with it...
412
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,328
this handy-dandy
plastic bookmark.
413
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,705
Wrong, varmint.
You're the bonus,
414
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,999
and you're going
to read them stories
415
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,502
to my pestiferous,
spoiled-rotten, loud-mouth,
416
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,212
crybaby son!
417
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,714
You got
the wrong idea, Clyde.
418
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,882
I don't go
with the books.
419
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:50,720
How well do you like
boiling oil?
420
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,223
Oh, well,
I've never tasted it.
421
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,142
I mean bathed in it.
422
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,727
You talked me into it.
423
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,939
Where is the little tyke
you wants me to read to?
424
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,566
He's over there
in the maze.
425
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:06,486
[theme from Jaws playing]
426
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,253
All right! Where's
my storyteller?
427
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:26,464
What did you do
with my storyteller?
428
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,966
I want a story!
429
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,177
I'll hold my breath
till I turn blue.
430
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,346
How many times
do I have to tell you?
431
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,099
You're a prince.
432
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:37,767
Let him do it.
433
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,353
Well, hold your breath.
434
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,736
What's that?
435
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,239
He's your storyteller.
He's a new one.
436
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,576
He can tell you real good stories,
can't you?
437
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,786
Say yes!
438
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,414
Oops.
Oh, yes. I can do that.
439
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:02,250
I got a lot of keen stories
in this book.
440
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,085
Storyteller?
He's funny-looking
441
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,922
with long ears
and toothy-type teeth
442
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,757
and that fuzzy whatchamacallit.
443
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,258
He looks like
a rabbit.
444
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,094
He makes me historical.
Ha ha ha ha!
445
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,597
You expect me
to tell stories to that?
446
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,350
I'd rather
throw peanuts at it.
447
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,851
Watch it, rabbit.
448
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,020
You're talking
to crown Prince Abadaba,
449
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,521
my only son...
450
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,023
thank goodness for that...
451
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,942
and he's heir
to my throne.
452
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,944
Heat up the oil, Daddy.
453
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,695
Well, princey, old boy,
454
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,281
shall we adjourn
to that reading room?
455
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,242
[moaning]
456
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,996
You can let it out now.
457
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:56,012
"A long time ago
in a far-off land,
458
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:58,556
"there lived a little boy
and his mother.
459
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,433
"The little boy's name
was jack.
460
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,560
"Since they had no food,
461
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:06,064
"Jack's mother told him
to take the cow to town
462
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,066
"and sell it
to buy food.
463
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,568
"In town,
Jack met a sneaky salesman
464
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,697
"who traded him some beans
for the cow.
465
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,573
"Now, when Jack got home
466
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,158
"and told his mother
what he had done,
467
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,328
she was very,
very upset with him."
468
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,706
Jack! Are you crazy?
469
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:26,084
Trading our cow for those
worthless beans!
470
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,544
Give me those beans!
471
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:28,378
There!
472
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,073
[yawn]
473
00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:01,911
Say, things certainly
look different this morning.
474
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:09,294
Yipe!
475
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,129
Sufferin' succotash!
476
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,591
Look at the size
of that house!
477
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:27,604
Boy! Acres and acres
of Tweety Bird,
478
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:30,106
and it's mine,
all mine!
479
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:35,570
I tawt I taw
a itty-bitty puddy tat!
480
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,285
[heavy footsteps]
481
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:50,460
Well, what are you doing
out of your cage, Tweety?
482
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,462
Back you go.
483
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:55,465
I'd better
hang your cage up here
484
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,592
while I'm gone.
485
00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,512
[door closes]
486
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,566
[crash]
487
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,028
[growling]
488
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,952
[chomp chomp]
489
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,460
[growling]
490
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,134
[thump]
491
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:30,059
Ooh, that
itty-bitty puddy tat,
492
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,311
he up to no good.
493
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:53,374
Now where did that
itty-bitty puddy tat go?
494
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,151
[banging and clattering]
495
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:48,179
[growling]
496
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:03,444
Ooh, that puddy tat
up to something.
497
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:15,623
Help! Help!
498
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,626
The puddy tat's got me!
499
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:25,049
[footsteps]
500
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:31,681
Fe fi fo fat,
501
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:34,892
I tawt I taw
a puddy tat!
502
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:48,990
[Bugs Bunny]
"Down the beanstalk slid the cat
503
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,992
"with the giant
a close second.
504
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,620
"No sooner did Jack's cat
hit the dirt
505
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,246
"than he grabbed an ax
506
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,540
and started chopping
the beanstalk."
507
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,668
Ain't that exciting?
508
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,004
Timber!
509
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,672
"Down came the beanstalk
510
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,549
and the giant with it."
511
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:14,474
"The giant landed on Jack's cat
and sent him straight to China."
512
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,268
Well, I read you
a story.
513
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,562
Aren't you going to
tell me more stories?
514
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:20,980
Nope.
515
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,231
I'll lose my temper.
516
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,858
That's no great loss.
517
00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:26,986
Daddy, he won't tell me
another story!
518
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,989
What's all the dan-fangled
racket about?
519
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,659
I don't know why
he's yelling. I read.
520
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,994
You infidel varmint.
521
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,746
You done told him one.
522
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:40,500
Now you only got
1,000 more tales to tell him,
523
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,919
so get a-goin'
before you lose your tail!
524
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:44,462
And if I refuse?
525
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,970
Is that still
your final word, rabbit?
526
00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:57,642
I got a sudden urge
for some swell stories.
527
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:01,020
Good boy! I knowed
you was only funnin'.
528
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,314
Now start reading.
529
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,275
[door slams]
530
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,529
This story is called
Hansel and Gretel.
531
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:10,530
Hansel?
532
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:12,949
{\an8}"One day, Hansel and Gretel
were having a picnic
533
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:13,783
{\an8}"in the woods.
534
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,538
{\an8}"Hansel wanted to go
exploring in the woods.
535
00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,957
{\an8}"Finally, deep in the heart
of the woods,
536
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,584
they came upon
a witch's cottage."
537
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,048
It's good, ja?Ja, it's good.
538
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,299
Ja, it's good...
539
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:32,051
und yummy.
540
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,886
Ooh, yummy, ja.
541
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,560
[knocking on door]
542
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:42,562
It's good, ja?
543
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,897
Just a minute.
544
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:46,399
It's peachy, ja?
545
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,233
Ja, ja.
546
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,237
How do you do, Sir?
547
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,073
What can a kindly, harmless
548
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:57,326
old mother-type lady
like me do for you?
549
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,662
I am the truant officer, Madam.
550
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,330
Hold it! Hold it!
551
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,499
You put yourself
in this story.
552
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,001
What gives, anyhow?
553
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:06,836
That's
my Uncle Hugo hare.
554
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,338
You notice
the family resemblance?
555
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,674
Yeah,
but he's a rabbit.
556
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:14,093
You were expecting
maybe a giraffe?
557
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,012
Back to the story.
558
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,972
Uncle Hugo
deftly rescues the kids
559
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,807
from the witch's clutches.
560
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,934
Why aren't the children
in school?
561
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:24,020
Children?
562
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,938
Children?
563
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,691
Oh, come, now.
Don't be coy.
564
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:29,859
Where are they at?
565
00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:36,032
Aren't you
ashamed of yourself,
566
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,950
roasting children?
567
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,953
Call it a weakness.
568
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:44,040
And, pray,
what are your names,
569
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,292
my poor children?
570
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,294
My name is Gretel.
571
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:50,630
Und my name
is Hansel.
572
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,966
Hansel? Hansel?
573
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,635
Hansel?
574
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:58,971
Run for your
dear little lives.
575
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,473
She is a witch
576
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:03,309
and means to eat you
for her supper.
577
00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:04,560
Aah!
Und himmel!
578
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:11,234
Ah, your mother rides
a vacuum cleaner!
579
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:17,490
Oh, dear.
There goes my supper.
580
00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:19,492
No hard feelings, granny.
581
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,494
Just remember
that any rabbit
582
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,329
is too smart
for you.
583
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:26,833
Aha! That's it!
Rabbit stew!
584
00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:32,463
Eh...
585
00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,300
what's up, doctress?
586
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,095
Me and my generous impulses.
587
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,596
[whistling]
588
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,522
Notice
how I ride sidesaddle.
589
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:52,316
It proves
I'm a lady of quality.
590
00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,242
[yelping]
591
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:06,539
Well, what's the use
of being a witch
592
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:07,748
if you don't
use witchcraft?
593
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:10,751
Hmm...
594
00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,551
bubble, bubble,
pour it in
595
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:21,554
for that rabbit's
Mickey Finn.
596
00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:23,681
Hee hee hee hee!
597
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,978
[sniffing]
598
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,521
What's cooking?
599
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:35,484
♪ I get to lick the pot,
I get to lick the pot ♪
600
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,986
Get your hands
out of that pot.
601
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,738
Go out until I call you.
602
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,326
Land sakes, I never saw
such a hungry rabbit.
603
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,456
Hee hee hee hee!
604
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,460
Come and get it.
605
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,378
Mm-mmm!
606
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,465
Now, you eat
the nice carrot all up,
607
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,468
and mother will get
your bed ready.
608
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,470
Mother.
609
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:05,222
Ha ha ha ha!
610
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:09,018
♪ Rock-a-bye rabbit
in the hot oven ♪
611
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:12,230
♪ into my mouth
for dinner i'm shovin' ♪
612
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,400
You know...
613
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:18,945
[gulp]
614
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:21,489
She's not such
a bad old girl after all.
615
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,492
Gotcha, didn't i,
you smart aleck?
616
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:25,993
That carrot
was poisoned.
617
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,495
Poisoned?
618
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,830
Urk! Eep!
619
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,166
Come on, come on.
Hurry it up.
620
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,001
Wait a minute,
can't you?
621
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,503
I got one left.
622
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,963
Gaah!
623
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,509
Hee hee hee hee!
624
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,473
Now for a nice, fresh bottle
of rabbit relish.
625
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:49,517
[hoofbeats]
626
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,018
Hee hee hee!
627
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,186
[neigh]
628
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,029
Well, thanks large, Mac,
629
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,031
for bringing me
out of that,
630
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,033
but you're looking
for Snow White.
631
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:09,036
This here's the story
of Hansel and Gretel.
632
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,538
Hansel?
633
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,248
Hansel?
634
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:15,543
Hansel? Hansel?
635
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,877
Hansel?
636
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:19,046
[yawns]
637
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,590
Well, that's enough
stories for today.
638
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,676
You want me
to call Father?
639
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,428
Yeah. Go ahead.
640
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,096
Fathe...
641
00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:29,515
want to hear the story
about the three bears?
642
00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:31,017
Uh-huh.
643
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,019
With a little girl
named Goldilocks?
644
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:33,936
Uh-huh.
645
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,938
O.K., then,
pay attention.
646
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,943
"Once upon a time
in a neat little cottage
647
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,486
"in a deep, dark forest
648
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,321
"lived three bears...
649
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:46,407
"a father bear,
650
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,409
"a mother bear,
651
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:50,745
and a little baby bear."
652
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,915
hey, what's
going on here?
653
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,000
Them's cats.
654
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,461
Don't you know bears
hibernate in the winter
655
00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:00,171
and don't wake up
till spring?
656
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,088
So?
657
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,674
So you'll have to
settle for cats.
658
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,676
O.K. Cats.
659
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,431
"Uh, so the three cats started
to eat their porridge."
660
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,932
Yeow!
661
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,852
My porridge is too hot.
662
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,356
My porridge is too cold.
663
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,942
Whoever heard of cats
eating porridge?
664
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,279
Why can't we have a mouse
like other pussycats?
665
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:27,114
I'll tell you what.
666
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,574
Let's take
a walk in the woods
667
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,201
while our porridge cools.
668
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:34,121
Now where have I heard
that before?
669
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,082
Oh, well.
Let's start walking.
670
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:39,960
I don't like porridge!
671
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,462
I want a mouse.
672
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,964
You'll eat your porridge
and like it.
673
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,425
I'll eat it,
but I won't like it.
674
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,638
Watch your step
on this bridge.
675
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,099
Some of these boards
are loo...
676
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,978
"so they continued
their walk,
677
00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,647
"and they walked
and they walked
678
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,315
"and they walked
and they walked
679
00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:03,484
and they walked
and they walked."
680
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,819
Finished.
681
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:08,489
That's it. You have heard
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
682
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,825
Tell him
the whole thing,
683
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:12,493
you flea-bitten varmint...
684
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:17,164
and this time don't try takin'
no walk, see?
685
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,416
Eh, O.K.,
if youse insist.
686
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,502
Here goes.
687
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,839
"In the meantime,
while the porridge was cooling,
688
00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:28,968
there came a tiny knock
on a tiny door."
689
00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:29,802
[pounding]
690
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,012
Anybody home?
691
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,014
"It was Goldimouse."
692
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,641
Porridge!
693
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:39,520
"After Goldimouse
finished the porridge,
694
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,522
she became very sleepy."
695
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,941
I'm very sleepy.
696
00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,652
"She tried
the father cat's bed,
697
00:40:46,735 --> 00:40:48,237
"but it was too hard.
698
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,448
"So she tried
the mother's bed,
699
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:52,283
but it was too soft."
700
00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:57,288
{\an8}"Then she tried
the baby's bed."
701
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,831
{\an8}It's just right.
702
00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:01,041
{\an8}[snoring]
703
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,461
"meanwhile, the cats were
returning from their walk."
704
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,963
But, Father, why?
705
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:08,465
Why can't we have
a mouse?
706
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,467
Because we haven't
got any.
707
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,969
That's why.
708
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,971
Sufferin' succotash!
709
00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:16,515
Somebody's been eating
my porridge.
710
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:19,852
And someone's been
eating my porridge.
711
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,979
Somebody's been eating my porridge,
712
00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:24,356
and thank goodness
it's all gone!
713
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,193
Somebody's been sleeping
in my bed.
714
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:30,613
Somebody's been sleeping
in my bed.
715
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,781
{\an8}Someone's sleeping
in my bed,
716
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,283
{\an8}and it's a mouse!
717
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,035
{\an8}Aah! It's a cat!
718
00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:39,205
Eek! Eek! Help!
A nasty old cat!
719
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:41,373
Put her
on the plate, Pop.
720
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,292
Eek!
721
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,465
Well, I guess
she got away.
722
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:53,385
Boo hoo hoo!
I want a mouse!
723
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,972
O.K., O.K.!
I'll get you your mouse.
724
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,974
Spoiled-brat cat.
725
00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,977
All right, Goldimouse,
now I got...
726
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,479
help! Help!
A cat!
727
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:05,481
Help! Help! A cat!
728
00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:07,399
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
729
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,985
How can
I face my friends
730
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:13,489
with a father that
can't catch a mouse?
731
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:14,949
For shame.
732
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:18,994
Just hold on
to that plate, son.
733
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,538
You'll have mouse shish kebab
in a minute.
734
00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:25,125
[clang]
735
00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:30,422
Mother, you better
bring the thing.
736
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,178
Well, thanks a lot,
737
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:39,181
but I could have
gotten out myself.
738
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,141
Couldn't I have, junior?
739
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,146
Spoiled brat.
740
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:49,108
You see, Son,
741
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,776
the wheels
in your father's head
742
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:53,028
are still clicking.
743
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:02,329
Oh, Mother,
bring the band-aids.
744
00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:19,054
What a father.
745
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,640
Mother!
746
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,063
Mother.
747
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,565
Yes, yes.
748
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,734
I know.
749
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:35,237
You see, Son, if you build
a better mousetrap,
750
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,574
the mice will beat a path
to your door.
751
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:41,243
When that mouse comes
through this opening,
752
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:42,578
Wham!
753
00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,538
She won't know
what hit her.
754
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:50,294
Father, I think i'd
better eat the porridge.
755
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,087
Oh, no. Here.
756
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,590
You're going to have mouse pancake-style.
757
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,592
No spoiled-brat
son of mine
758
00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:58,719
is going to
have to eat porridge.
759
00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:03,974
[sniffing]
760
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,603
Cheese.
761
00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:09,104
I just love cheese,
762
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,981
really I do.
763
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,717
[explosion]
764
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,141
Father, did you get
my breakfast?
765
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:47,643
Huh, father?
Did you get it?
766
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,186
Huh, father? Huh?
767
00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:51,271
Yes. Here.
768
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:54,692
Spoiled brat.
769
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,486
And that's the story
of the three bear...
770
00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:58,612
I mean, three cats.
771
00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:01,031
What happened
to Goldilocks?
772
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,908
She's serving time
in Tehachapi
773
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,201
for breaking and entering.
774
00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:05,911
That's right, rabbit.
775
00:45:05,994 --> 00:45:08,205
Now we understand
each other.
776
00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:10,332
You just keep readin' pretty-like,
777
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,709
and we won't have to
split hares.
778
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:16,088
This is the story
of Little Red Riding Hood.
779
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,840
"Once upon a time,
780
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:21,009
"there was
a little red hood and cape,
781
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,847
"and because it was always worn
by a certain little girl,
782
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,850
"she was called
Little Red Riding Hood.
783
00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:29,726
"She lived in a modest little
house in the city.
784
00:45:30,769 --> 00:45:33,814
"One morning, Red Riding Hood
planned to visit her grandmother
785
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:34,815
"and bring her a gift.
786
00:45:35,357 --> 00:45:38,152
"She started off
to catch the bus to grandma's,
787
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,445
who lived in the country."
788
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,556
I tawt I taw
a puddy tat.
789
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,878
All right, all right.
790
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:40,005
They... they know
who I am.
791
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,383
Aha! Here... here comes...
792
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,052
uh, what's her name?
793
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:47,721
What's her name?
794
00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:48,639
Oh, yeah, yeah.
795
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:50,849
Here comes
Red Riding Hood. Yeah.
796
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:56,396
Aha. Where are you
going, miss, uh...
797
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,523
miss, uh...
798
00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,775
wittle wed widing hood.
799
00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:01,401
Yeah, yeah.
800
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,155
Where are you going with the cage,
Red Riding hood?
801
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,949
It's a present
for my grandma.
802
00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:13,038
Well, good-bye,
Mr. Wolf.
803
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:15,415
I got to get going.
804
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,918
Well, uh, good-bye,
miss, uh...
805
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,419
uh... hmm.
806
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,421
What's that
kid's name again?
807
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:22,923
Red Riding Hood.
808
00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:24,424
Uh, yeah.
809
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:26,385
Good-bye,
Red Riding Hood.
810
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,929
Going to
grandma's house, huh?
811
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:32,224
Hmm... yeah.
That gives me an idea.
812
00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:34,434
Going to
grandma's house, eh?
813
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:38,480
Hmm. That gives me
an idear.
814
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:51,326
[chuckling]
815
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,963
Uh, where was I going?
816
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,256
Oh, oh, yeah...
grandma's house.
817
00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:05,090
That's it.
818
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:06,717
[chuckling]
819
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,388
Come on. Out you go.
820
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:14,474
Out, Granny! Out!
Out! Out! Out! Out!
821
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,728
And stay out!
822
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:19,479
Ooh, that wolf!
823
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:23,984
One of these days,
one of these days,
824
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,945
pow! Right
in the kisser.
825
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,504
Now, listen, pussycat,
826
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,174
you-you're muscling in
on my racket.
827
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,508
[knocking on door]
828
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,973
Quick! Quick!
Under the bed!
829
00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:58,518
[knocking]
830
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,354
[imitating woman's voice]
Come in, little, uh...
831
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:03,023
quick. What's
that kid's name again?
832
00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:03,982
Red Riding Hood.
833
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,861
Come in,
little Red Riding Hood.
834
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:10,155
[door opens]
835
00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,532
Good morning, Granny.
836
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,035
I brought you
a present.
837
00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,621
Just set it down, darling.
838
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,541
Hewwo, wittle wed
widing hood's grandma.
839
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,710
What you doing
under the bed?
840
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:26,546
My, Granny,
what big eyes, nose,
841
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,882
and sharp teeth
you have.
842
00:49:28,965 --> 00:49:32,719
The better to see and smell
and eat you with!
843
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:35,389
Oh!
The Big Bad Wolf!
844
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:39,309
Eek! The big bad
puddy tat!
845
00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:44,040
[crash]
846
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,887
[bus approaches]
847
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,409
I told 'em!
848
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,369
One of these days...
849
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:24,206
[together]
Pow! Right in the kisser!
850
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:25,874
Hee hee hee!
851
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,418
Of course, the wolf
had no way of knowing
852
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,212
Granny was the bus driver.
853
00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:33,715
Then again, he wouldn't
have remembered if he had.
854
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,885
I think that's
the last of it.
855
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,931
{\an8}Just a quick check
to see if I missed anything.
856
00:51:41,014 --> 00:51:41,807
Hey. What's this?
857
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,269
Polished up, it might bring
another quick four bits
858
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,604
on the open market.
859
00:51:47,687 --> 00:51:50,440
I am the genie
of the lamp, o master.
860
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,942
Oh, no, you don't!
861
00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:53,443
You want my treasure!
862
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,445
Well, it's mine, understand?
863
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,240
All mine! Down! Down!
Go! Go! Mine!
864
00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:03,954
Duck, you have desecrated
the spirit of the lamp!
865
00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:06,832
Prepare to take
the consequences!
866
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:08,917
Consequences, schmonsequences.
867
00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:10,168
As long as i'm rich.
868
00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:17,801
Help! Save me!
869
00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,928
Help!
Where are you?
870
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:22,931
Ooh!
871
00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,059
[ring]
872
00:52:26,142 --> 00:52:27,811
Hey, how about that?
873
00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:28,979
It's time
for a coffee break.
874
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:32,482
Coffee break? Rabbits don't get
no coffee break.
875
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:33,567
Daddy!
876
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,485
What's all the ruckus about?
877
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,237
How come you ain't
readin', rabbit?
878
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,322
But it's
my coffee-break time.
879
00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:41,992
Rabbits never get
no coffee breaks.
880
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:44,494
Rabbits get no breaks
of any kind
881
00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,329
unless I does the breaking.
882
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,999
Then how about
a carrot break?
883
00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:51,167
Rabbits always
get a carrot break.
884
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:53,503
All right,
you sneaky coyote.
885
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,005
Take five,
886
00:52:55,088 --> 00:52:57,674
but don't try
to slink out of here,
887
00:52:57,757 --> 00:53:00,093
'cause I'll have
my eye on you.
888
00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:02,012
Well, ta-ta.
889
00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:04,014
See you guys later.
890
00:53:06,182 --> 00:53:07,434
Flying carpets. Hmm.
891
00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:21,156
Ha! Two can play
at that game!
892
00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:27,120
Just try to get away,
you dumb rabbit!
893
00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:43,053
Oh, no!
894
00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:46,139
I plumb forgot to fasten
my seat belt.
895
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,065
The only trouble
coming down that way
896
00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:57,025
is you got to have
your turban repacked.
897
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:06,910
Ah!
898
00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:08,578
Got him!
899
00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:09,829
Ha ha ha ha!
900
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:15,919
The little maverick's
901
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:18,004
pulled the rug
right out from under me.
902
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:28,682
And no more coffee breaks.
903
00:54:29,849 --> 00:54:32,018
Yeah. They give you
saddle sores.
904
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:35,230
How about
The Pied Piper of Hamelin?
905
00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:36,648
I already heard it.
906
00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:37,565
Guadalupe?
907
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:38,900
Never heard it.
Go ahead.
908
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:40,819
"Our story begins
909
00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:44,364
"in the quaint and colorful
little town of Guadalupe.
910
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:47,617
{\an8}"The town was
infested with mice,
911
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,744
{\an8}"and the mayor
called on the pied piper,
912
00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,455
who happened to be
a mice-hating cat."
913
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:55,333
Amigos, look!
914
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,835
The gringo pussycat,
915
00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:59,796
he's gone much loco
in the cabeza.
916
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,709
[flute plays]
917
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,463
Don't go, orlando!
No! Don't go!
918
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:56,561
[flute plays]
919
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,359
There.
That's the last one.
920
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:06,237
Not all of them,
Mr. Pied Piper.
921
00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:07,864
You don't catch me.
922
00:56:07,947 --> 00:56:10,241
You better put back
all my friends.
923
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,869
Put them back? Why,
you little pip-squeak,
924
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,746
who do you think
you are?
925
00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:16,372
I'm Speedy Gonzales,
926
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,875
the fastest mouse
in all mexico.
927
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,418
Put them back,
or i'll take them back.
928
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,338
Oh, yeah? Just go ahead
and try it.
929
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,382
O.K. Here I come, icomrados!
930
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,551
{\an8}Yee-ha! Andale!
Arriba! Arriba!
931
00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:30,386
{\an8}yee-ha! Epa! Epa!
932
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:34,099
{\an8}Yee-ha! Andale! Arriba!
Epa! Epa! Yee-ha!
933
00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:35,809
All right, wise guy.
934
00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:38,019
I'll take care of you.
935
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,440
[tap dancing]
936
00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,404
Andale! Andale!
Arriba! Arriba!
937
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:49,906
Andale! Arriba! Epa!
938
00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:51,241
Yee-ha! Andale!
939
00:56:51,324 --> 00:56:53,451
Arriba! Arriba!
Epa! Epa!
940
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:56,246
Yee-ha! Andale! Arriba!
Arriba! Epa! Epa!
941
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:01,376
[squeaking]
942
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:08,091
{\an8}Epa! Andale! Andale!
Yee-ha!
943
00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:09,551
Andale! Arriba!
Yee-ha!
944
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,261
Arriba! Arriba! Andale!
945
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,847
[footsteps]
946
00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:23,648
[panting]
947
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:24,482
[gulp]
948
00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:27,235
Come on, pussycat.
You can make it.
949
00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:28,736
You only got
three more steps.
950
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,363
Don't give up.
951
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:37,120
[knocking on door]
952
00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:43,793
♪ La cucaracha ♪
953
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:49,299
♪ la cucaracha ♪
954
00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:55,305
♪ ya no puedo caminar ♪
955
00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:59,309
Buenos noches,
Senor Gato.
956
00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:03,771
My name
is Slowpoke Rodriguez.
957
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:08,318
Is this where
lives it my cousin
958
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:09,986
Senor Speedy Gonzales?
959
00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:11,321
Slowpoke?
960
00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:12,989
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure.
961
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,240
Come right in.
962
00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:19,579
♪ Porque no tiene ♪
963
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:25,251
♪ porque le falta ♪
964
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:31,007
♪ marihuana que fumar ♪
965
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:33,927
Slowpoke!
What you doing here?
966
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,226
This is no place
for a country mouse.
967
00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:42,518
It's too dangerous.
968
00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:46,356
When do we eat?
I'm hungry.
969
00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:48,858
There's lots of food
in the refrigerator,
970
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,444
but you got to
get by the pussycat.
971
00:58:51,527 --> 00:58:53,279
That's good.
972
00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:57,492
I get it.
I'm hungry.
973
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:03,373
Only the fastest mouse
can make it, which is me,
974
00:59:03,456 --> 00:59:05,875
not the slowest mouse,
which is you.
975
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,377
I'm hungry.
976
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,879
O.K. I get it for you.
977
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:12,173
Andale! Andale! Arriba!
Epa! Epa! Yee-ha!
978
00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:17,887
Andale! Epa! Epa!
Arriba! Andale!
979
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:20,890
Arriba! Arriba!
Epa! Epa! Arriba!
980
00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:22,433
Andale! Andale! Arriba!
981
00:59:23,434 --> 00:59:24,811
How's this,
cousin Slowpoke?
982
00:59:25,603 --> 00:59:28,898
That's very good,
cousin Speedy...
983
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:32,402
but your forgot
the Tobasco sauce.
984
00:59:32,485 --> 00:59:35,029
O.K. I get it for you.
985
00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:39,367
Andale! Arriba! Arriba!
Epa! Epa! Yee-ha!
986
00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:50,920
Epa! Epa! Andale! Andale!
Arriba! Arrib...!
987
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,463
Whoops! I'm stuck.
988
00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:55,174
[chuckling]
989
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,431
Well, huh!
990
01:00:01,514 --> 01:00:04,392
It's taken a long time
to get you,
991
01:00:04,475 --> 01:00:06,853
but it's been worth it.
992
01:00:11,482 --> 01:00:15,361
Yeow!
993
01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:26,414
Oh, Senor Gato,
you forgot your flute.
994
01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:27,832
Don't you want him?
995
01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:31,419
No, I don't want him.
You can have it.
996
01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:33,796
Gracias, Senor Gato.
Gracias.
997
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,134
[Bugs Bunny]
Instead of the Pied Piper
998
01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:39,344
leading the mice
out of town,
999
01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:42,638
the mouse led the Pied Piper
out of town.
1000
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:44,349
Boy, what a dumb cat.
1001
01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:45,850
I've seen dumb cats,
1002
01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:47,769
but that's
the dumbest cat of all.
1003
01:00:47,852 --> 01:00:50,438
Well, it takes a dummy
to know a dummy.
1004
01:00:50,521 --> 01:00:53,316
Daddy, he called
your darling a dummy!
1005
01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:54,817
Now you'll get it.
1006
01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:56,652
You'll get
boiled in oil.
1007
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:57,862
Daddy!
1008
01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:59,197
Pipe down!
1009
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,698
If you keep quiet,
1010
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:03,368
i'll tell you
a very special story.
1011
01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:04,619
What's it about?
1012
01:01:08,122 --> 01:01:10,083
It's about
a singing frog.
1013
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:12,043
A singing frog!
1014
01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:15,713
Whoever heard of
a frog that could sing?
1015
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:18,383
If you want to
hear about it,
1016
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:19,884
sit down
and keep quiet.
1017
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:22,887
"This story began
not too long ago
1018
01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:25,473
"in a big city called
the big apple.
1019
01:01:25,556 --> 01:01:28,059
"The big apple was
so loaded with people,
1020
01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:30,561
"they hardly knew
where to put them all.
1021
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:32,146
"They put up
bigger buildings.
1022
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:34,565
"To put up a big building,
1023
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:37,402
they removed a little building."
1024
01:02:13,479 --> 01:02:14,397
[croak]
1025
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,612
♪ Hello, my baby,
hello, my honey ♪
1026
01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:23,656
♪ hello, my ragtime gal ♪
1027
01:02:23,739 --> 01:02:25,992
♪ send me a kiss by wire ♪
1028
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:28,828
♪ baby, my heart's on fire ♪
1029
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,955
♪ if you refuse me,
honey, you'll lose me ♪
1030
01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:32,457
♪ then you'll be left alone ♪
1031
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,208
♪ oh, baby, telephone ♪
1032
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,378
♪ and tell me i'm your own ♪
1033
01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:37,271
[croak]
1034
01:03:45,279 --> 01:03:49,116
♪ Everybody do
the Michigan rag ♪
1035
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,953
♪ everybody likes
the Michigan rag ♪
1036
01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:53,955
♪ every mame and Jane
and Ruth... ♪
1037
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,793
♪ stomp and romp
and pomp the Michigan ♪
1038
01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:01,671
♪ jump, clump, hump
the Michigan rag ♪
1039
01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:05,591
♪ that lovin' rag ♪
1040
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:10,680
[croak]
1041
01:04:18,771 --> 01:04:24,694
♪ Come back to Erin,
my boy, my boy ♪
1042
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:28,698
♪ come back again
to the land ♪
1043
01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:32,577
♪ of
thy birth ♪
1044
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,580
♪ ...wild about Harry ♪
1045
01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:37,999
♪ and Harry's wild about me ♪
1046
01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:40,543
♪ oh, i'm just wild
about Harry ♪
1047
01:04:40,626 --> 01:04:43,379
♪ and he's just wild about,
cannot do without ♪
1048
01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:45,923
♪ he's just wild about me ♪
1049
01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,136
♪ "...McCloskey" was to be
the battle cry ♪
1050
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:53,180
♪ throw him down, McCloskey,
you can lick 'em if you try ♪
1051
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:57,518
♪ and future generations
with wonder and delight ♪
1052
01:04:57,602 --> 01:05:00,938
♪ will read on history's pages
of the great McCloskey fight ♪
1053
01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:03,149
[one person clapping]
1054
01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:07,403
♪ everybody do
the Michigan rag ♪
1055
01:05:07,486 --> 01:05:11,657
♪ everybody likes
the Michigan rag ♪
1056
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,367
♪ every mame and Jane
and Ruth ♪
1057
01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:14,869
♪ from Weehawken to Duluth ♪
1058
01:05:14,952 --> 01:05:15,995
♪ slide, ride,
glide the Michigan ♪
1059
01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:18,414
♪ stomp, romp,
and pomp the Michigan ♪
1060
01:05:18,497 --> 01:05:21,292
♪ jump, clump,
hump the Michigan rag ♪
1061
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:25,087
♪ that lovin' rag ♪
1062
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:30,051
♪ Won't you come over
to my house? ♪
1063
01:05:30,134 --> 01:05:33,220
♪ Won't you
come over and play? ♪
1064
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:37,058
♪ I've lots of playthings,
a dolly or two ♪
1065
01:05:37,141 --> 01:05:39,894
♪ we live in the house
'cross the way ♪
1066
01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:43,564
♪ i'll give you
candy and sweet things ♪
1067
01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:46,734
♪ i'll put your hair
in a curl ♪
1068
01:05:46,817 --> 01:05:49,570
♪ won't you come over
to my house ♪
1069
01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:53,199
♪ and play that
you're my little girl? ♪
1070
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:00,247
[crowd booing]
1071
01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:01,165
[croak]
1072
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:03,668
[crowd booing]
1073
01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:12,093
[frog singing opera]
1074
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:38,536
[croak]
1075
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:45,543
♪ Please don't talk about me
while i'm gone ♪
1076
01:06:45,626 --> 01:06:50,131
♪ oh, honey, though our
friendship ceases from now on ♪
1077
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,393
[Bugs Bunny]
"Finally, the poor guy decided
1078
01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:04,478
"to dump
his warty prima donna
1079
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:07,398
{\an8}"back into the obscurity
where he found him.
1080
01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:10,693
He tiptoed off
into the mists of time."
1081
01:07:10,776 --> 01:07:13,696
And that's the story
of the singing frog.
1082
01:07:24,248 --> 01:07:25,833
Water.
1083
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,836
I... i got to have water.
1084
01:07:28,919 --> 01:07:30,504
C-cool...
1085
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:35,176
c-clear... tinkling...
1086
01:07:35,259 --> 01:07:37,094
ha! Water!
1087
01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:48,355
Huh!
1088
01:07:48,439 --> 01:07:50,316
Just a mirage.
1089
01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:53,861
Come on.
Let's get going.
1090
01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:55,279
I ain't got all day.
1091
01:07:55,362 --> 01:07:56,822
Let's have
another story.
1092
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,617
I ain't tellin' you
no more stories.
1093
01:08:01,368 --> 01:08:03,370
You'll be boiled in oil.
1094
01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:06,916
No more stories.
Me mind's made up.
1095
01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:09,835
Daddy, he ain't goin' to
tell me no more stories!
1096
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,837
Come quick!
It's an emergency!
1097
01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:12,838
Daddy!
1098
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,715
All right,
you raunchy rabbit!
1099
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:17,134
What's all
the fuss about now?
1100
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:18,511
I absolutely, emphatically,
1101
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,012
and with great conviction
1102
01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:24,934
refuse to read another story
to your son!
1103
01:08:25,017 --> 01:08:26,685
You what?
Heh heh heh!
1104
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:28,938
You know what
I thought you said,
1105
01:08:29,021 --> 01:08:32,358
that you weren't going to read
no more stories.
1106
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:35,736
You didn't say that,
did you?
1107
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:38,113
Not only did I say that,
1108
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:41,742
but i'll emphasize
me sentiments like this.
1109
01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:43,410
No!
1110
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:46,038
Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
1111
01:08:46,121 --> 01:08:47,414
Ooh! Ow! Take it!
1112
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:51,210
Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!
1113
01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:53,212
Ooh! Ow!
Back at you!
1114
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:55,714
Eee! Ya! You take it!
1115
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:57,383
Yipe!
1116
01:08:57,466 --> 01:08:59,260
Ouch!
I don't want it!
1117
01:08:59,343 --> 01:09:02,805
[Yosemite Sam]
Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Oh!
1118
01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:04,390
Easy!
1119
01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,105
[Yosemite Sam]
Now you've done it, rabbit!
1120
01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:14,233
Now i'm gonna dunk you
in the boiling oil!
1121
01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:15,401
Guards!
1122
01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:16,777
Heat up that oil!
1123
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:19,280
The colonel's chicken
has got company.
1124
01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:22,283
I don't mind being dunked
in boiling oil.
1125
01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:25,619
A certain amount of oil
is good for your skin.
1126
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,663
Even beheading
isn't so bad
1127
01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:28,998
once you get used to it.
1128
01:09:29,081 --> 01:09:31,333
But you got to
promise me one thing...
1129
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:34,295
promise me you won't
throw me in that hole.
1130
01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:35,838
Looks deep and dark.
1131
01:09:35,921 --> 01:09:38,674
I'll take anything,
but not that hole.
1132
01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:40,175
I'll suffocate
in there!
1133
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:43,095
You can afford
to be merciful!
1134
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:46,765
Please... not that hole!
1135
01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:49,101
Throw him
in the hole, Daddy!
1136
01:09:49,184 --> 01:09:50,436
That's my boy!
1137
01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:52,938
He's beginning
to think like me.
1138
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,441
Throw him in the hole!
1139
01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:58,777
No, no. Not the hole.
Not that.
1140
01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,362
Yah!
1141
01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:04,074
[imitates bomb falling]
1142
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:05,701
Crash!
1143
01:10:07,202 --> 01:10:11,373
The critter must have busted
every bone in his body.
1144
01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:14,168
Where are we going to get
another storyteller?
1145
01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:17,171
[buzzing]
1146
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,674
Water! Water!
1147
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:23,677
H2o! Water!
1148
01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:26,180
I can't stand
this horrible thirst!
1149
01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:28,182
Water! Water!
1150
01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:29,934
What the...
1151
01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:31,810
ah, what's up, doc?
1152
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,146
It's you!
You're not a mirage!
1153
01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:36,649
I can feel you.
You're real.
1154
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,651
Of course i'm real, daffy.
1155
01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,903
And if you're real,
1156
01:10:40,986 --> 01:10:42,571
then that big house
is real.
1157
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:44,823
It's real.
1158
01:10:44,907 --> 01:10:47,826
If it's real, it's mine.
I saw it first.
1159
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,913
Back! Back! Back!
It's mine, mine, mine!
1160
01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:53,415
Down! Down! Down!
Go! Go! Go!
1161
01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:54,667
Mine! Mine! Mine!
1162
01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:58,212
I'll sell
a million bucks worth of books
1163
01:10:58,295 --> 01:10:59,838
in that house!
1164
01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,800
Daffy, wait! There's something
you should know!
1165
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,554
Yeah?
1166
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:08,931
Good day, Sir.
1167
01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:11,225
I represent the Rambling House
Storybook Company.
1168
01:11:11,308 --> 01:11:12,726
Come on in, stranger.
1169
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:15,354
We've been waiting for you.
1170
01:11:18,315 --> 01:11:20,109
Well, if he won't listen,
1171
01:11:20,192 --> 01:11:23,070
he'll just have to
find out the hard way.
1172
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:25,447
[Yosemite Sam]
Tell my son a thousand stories,
1173
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:27,449
or i'll pluck
every feather
1174
01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:29,576
off of that
carcass of yours!
1175
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:32,162
[Daffy Duck]
I'd like to see you try.
1176
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:36,417
Slow down, rabbit!
Wait for me!
1177
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,918
I showed that sultan
1178
01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,713
he doesn't scare
this little duck.
1179
01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:42,715
Hey, you don't
happen to have
1180
01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:44,675
any sun tan oil
on you, do you?
78587
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