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Hey, it's the missing person.
Where were you yesterday?

Angelines asked me to water
her plants while she's in Majorca.

So what happened?
You get tangled in devil's ivy?

The first minute
and a half was uneventful.

I'd researched the art of watering.

The ideal deciliters
for indoor pteridophyte plants.

-Get to the point.
-I heard a key in the door and hid.

This place is so vintage, awesome.

It has Netflix and we can order pizza.

-Who was it?
-Her grandson.

He'd brought his girlfriend over
so they could make out.

And why did you hide?

Wouldn't it have been easier
to just tell him why you were there?

I'm not good with
the unanticipated. It was instinctive.

After an hour and a half behind the couch,
it seemed weird to say hi.

-How long were you there?
-Just under 15 hours.

Oh my God.

I fed on the crumbs they dropped,
and I had to urinate on myself.

I don't need all the details.

They fell asleep watching a series.
I managed to get out.

That's crazy, Abel.
Why does this stuff only happen to you?

Why do only your boyfriends die?

Exactly.

DEATH INC.

A Black guy?

But do you need more staff?

Nope.

He wants a Black guy to fight racism.
I think they've signed already.

Dámaso, don't you get it?
He's never gonna leave.

He's been stuck on leaving his mark,
and the accounts are getting worse.

I know. But what else can we do?

If Chemi were to go on leave for a while,
they'd ask you to fill in as director.

In that time, our mom would
see how much better things are

when the person in charge isn't a dumbass.

And then when Chemi comes back,

we can just show her the numbers
and convince her to keep you on.

That all sounds great. It sounds amazing.

-But I can't make him go on leave.
-Or can you?

-Good morning.
-Nieves.

We went with the guy in the end.
He'll be in later.

-Miguel, right?
-Yeah.

The girl had the bonus of being a girl,
which scores her some gender points,

but Miguel's complexion is much darker.

I think she was mixed race.

Yeah, she looked
like a Caucasian with a tan.

And in the photo,
we want obvious diversity.

Cell phones are pretty small,

and we want people to notice
we have a person of color.

-I don't really understand these things.
-Mmm.

Nieves, Chemi, just quickly,
today's game is...

-6:00 p.m. against the florist's.
-Right, but we also have a wake.

The father of the deceased
is at reception.

If we all go to the game,
we'll have to close for 90 minutes.

-Well, the bereaved can go for a walk.
-Yeah.

It's a lovely day.

That's one option.

The other option
would be to postpone the game.

Pablo, uh, sharing synergies through sport

is just as important
as any other business.

Okay.

So my son's wake is being held at 5:45.

That's right, and in theory,
the eulogy will be at 7:30.

-And what's the reason for the break?
-Protocol.

-Oh, right.
-Mm.

Good morning. Morales, can I talk to you?

Pilar and Milagros have
an idea I want to run by you.

I'm not on board. I'm not gonna do it.
I'll run it by you for argument's sake.

-A thought experiment.
-What's the idea, boss?

To push Chemi down the stairs.

-Sorry?
-Just a couple of stairs.

Or run him over when he gets
on his scooter.

Something minor, a freak accident.
To make him take sick leave.

-No.
-No.

-No, right?
-That's crazy.

It's criminal and terrible.

We're in total agreement.
We see eye to eye.

It's just that it'd be so easy.

Pull out of the parking lot in my car.

But no. No, no, I already told them no.

I've been betting on the mark
and we're sticking with that.

He's about to leave
his mark with the Black guy.

-Definitely, definitely.
-Hm.

-Hey.
-What's up?

Oh. We're playing you guys today.

You'll win. We don't have a chance.
We're coming last.

We're second last.
Hey, want to bet dinner on it?

Make it interesting.

-No, thanks. Later.
-All right.

Nino! This is Miguel, your new colleague.

It's a pleasure.

One moment, Miguel.

Psst. Hey, hey, all right, fine.
We'll make it interesting.

Did you say €1,000?

No, I said dinner.

I'm a light eater.
Let's make it a real bet.

We're not children.

-I'm saving up for a new surfboard.
-If you win, you can buy two.

Okay.

I'm not one to overthink things.

Welcome to the team, Miguel.
What's your role?

I'll be helping at reception,
with administration, transfers.

Show Miguel where you keep the deceased.

Here.

-Are you taking your supplement?
-Sometimes I forget.

You look paler, but I'm not sure
if it's just in contrast with Miguel.

Well, I'll see you at the meeting.

Come on, Miguel. Let's meet the kids.

-Nice meeting you. See you.
-See you, Miguel.

Poor guy, he doesn't know
what he's got himself into.

No.

What is it?

I left my phone at Angelines's.

I can't go back.
What if they're still there?

Abel, they're teenagers, not zombies.

See you.

TORREGROSA FUNERAL HOME

Okay, people, uh,
Nieves has already introduced you

to our new colleague.

Miguel? Miguel, please stand up.

-I hope you feel at home here.
-He's so tall.

And that your presence helps
to change your colleagues.

Change them how?

They're racists.
They didn't want you here.

That's not true, Miguel.

That'll have to be proven with actions.
Not just words, all right?

Anyway, let's move on
with our One Day, One Boom.

Draw a piece of paper, brother.

Go on, go on.

All right.

Ah, it's finally happening!

Ha, Torregrosi!

Well, team, we are about to be
the first funeral home in Spain

with a mascot.

A mascot?

Sports teams have mascots,
and so do major brands.

Michelin has the Michelin Man.

Uh, Duracell has the cute little bunny.

Snuggle has the teddy bear.

And we are going to have

Torregrosi!

-What the hell is that?
-It's a coffin.

Torregrosi will help give us
more personality on social media.

And just maybe, who knows...

Torregrosi could bring a little bit
of cheer to children's funerals.

I'm gonna let him have it
in the complaints box.

Well, that's all.

I'll be in touch over the PA system
and I'll see you in the hallways.

-What's up, buddy?
-Hey.

Have you heard we have a game?

Ah, yeah.

But I've never played basketball.

How, how come you've never played?
You're so tall.

I play padel.

-That doesn't make any sense.
-Why not?

Uh, are you free right now
for some training?

-Okay.
-All right.

-Good morning. How can I help you?
-I'm Eusebio's partner.

My condolences. I met
with your partner's father earlier.

What time is the eulogy?
I've written a few words.

Yeah, we'll reopen at 7:30, and the
wake is gonna be at... Are you okay?

It's my blood sugar. I... I need a...

-I'm gonna go grab a soda or something.
-Of course, of course.

Hello, how can I help you?

I'm Eusebio's partner.

What time is the eulogy going to be held?

Oh, uh, I'll have to check.
Do you mind coming back later?

Uh, I'll just wait in the cafeteria.

No, it's closed right now.

There's a bar
down the street to the right.

Look who I found on Tinder.

Olivia, respectfully, I don't give a...

-Oh shit. He's cheating on Luisa?
-Maybe he just didn't close his profile.

-Hit like.
-I'd rather not because...

What are you doing?!

-Oh no, it's a match.
-That's great.

Olivia, this is a good thing.
Now we need to come up with a...

-Is that him?
-Yeah, he messaged me. "Hi."

-Write back, flirt with him. Cast the net.
-I'm not into him.

Olivia, you don't have to meet him.

I just need proof
that he's trying to hook up with you.

-For the sake of our friendship.
-What friendship?

-What the hell? This is unheard of.
-I don't think I'm...

-Shame it's not a padel league.
-Why don't you try to dunk?

That doesn't require aim.
You just jump and hang on.

-I've never tried it.
-Well, it's in your blood.

Because you're so tall.

I'll give it a shot.

Come on.

I think I broke something.

Don't worry, we'll take you to the ER.

You can lie down
in the car and take it easy.

I broke something.

I didn't know what to tell
the deceased's second girlfriend.

It can't be two girlfriends.
One must be his mistress.

Or not. Some people lead double lives.

What if he sees them on alternate weekends
and tells them he works out of town?

He could have kids with both of them.

So which one does his family know?

What if we were to hold two wakes?
And two eulogies.

-Why?
-Uh, to avoid a scene.

So not only is he a bastard
with two girlfriends,

we have to work harder to cover for him?

-No way.
-He doesn't deserve it.

-But it's going to get really messy.
-That's his problem.

-So what then?
-Tell them what they want to know.

The time of the wake and the eulogy.

We're not here to cover
for misogynist assholes.

Hmm.

Come on in.

-I think the math teacher saw us leave.
-Oh my God. No way.

-A torn ligament.
-Poor thing, and on his first day.

Don't worry, Miguelón,
as long as it takes.

We want that ankle strong.

Oh. Just one thing,
can you make it in one day

to take a photo for social media?

That okay? Great, we'll speak soon.

What a shame.

We'll have to hire
another person of color, huh?

We should do it today.

No, we already have Miguel.
He'll be back in a few weeks.

And on crutches, even more inclusive.

Yeah, but I mean,
the team's become accustomed

to having a Black guy, you know?

Anyway, I'd hire a big guy.

That way, they can help us
with the game, right, coach?

-Yeah.
-No, Nino.

And it's racist to think
that just because someone's Black,

they'll be good at basketball.

How's that racist? It's a positive.

All stereotypes are harmful.

A person of color can be just
as bad as a Caucasian.

Larry Bird was as white as they come.

And we're playing to share synergies.
It doesn't matter if we win.

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter.

Hm.

He's coming.

Mm.

Morales, come here. How are you going?

Well, I'm dealing with a deceased
who has two girlfriends...

That's great, that's great.
Well, I'm just on a break.

And Olivia, what are you doing?

Chatting on Tinder with this guy.

Oh. Let's see...

-Oh, he seems nice.
-Hey, I know him.

Really? From where?

He's David, the guy
who was dating my mother.

Oh no. It looks like he's cheating on her.

Olivia, take some screenshots
for Morales to send to his mother.

No, they're not dating anymore.
They broke up.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Laia and Pablo,
please come to my office.

-Well, I have to go.
-Of course, of course, go on.

-See you.
-Bye.

She's single.

He's ugly and boring. Unmatch.

I can't do another review.
I need an excuse to go and see her.

Would it be too sleazy
to wait on the street

and pretend to run into her
when she takes out the trash?

I've done that plenty of times.

More than once?

-Mmm.
-Yeah, right.

One of you will have the privilege
and the honor of being Torregrosi.

You'll get to see the costume,
but first, let's do casting.

Can you each say... "Hello, friends.
I'm Torregrosi"? With joy and confidence.

Um...

"Hello, friends.
I'm Torregrosi."

And you, Laia, you have
a more high-pitched and amusing voice.

I'd really rather not be a part of this.

You don't like Torregrosi?

No, I said so
in the complaints and suggestions box.

Mm, that can't be. Pablo just read
them all to me like he does every day.

Can you go and get them, Pablo?

-I threw them out.
-Oh, right...

But you know, they were
all super positive like always.

I mean...

What?

There's been a ton
of complaints over the weeks

about the loudspeakers,
the naps, the basketball.

Could you have misplaced
some of the forms?

That's probably it.

And I think the way I read them
plays a part

because I always use... a positive tone.

Hm. Because all I felt was enthusiasm.

You should ask the team.

Hm.

What is it?

-There's something back there.
-What do you mean?

There is something back there.
I heard a sound.

Good afternoon. We haven't met.
I'm your grandmother's partner.

Want some cherimoya?
That's okay. Nice to meet you.

Right. Is everyone here?

-Except for Carmen.
-And Miguel.

They're on sick leave.

Well, uh, I've called
this unscheduled meeting...

Because I want you to tell me
what you think of my initiatives.

We give our opinions
in the complaints box anonymously.

Not me. I've signed all 20 of my forms.

Yeah, but it's hard
to convey nuance in text.

It lacks intonation.

It lacks nonverbal communication.

So if you have criticisms, say them now.

-This seems unnecessary. We're all...
-All right, don't sugarcoat it.

Go ahead.

We're all sick of the loudspeakers.

I've been working
with earplugs for months.

It's kind of weird
for the clients and the bereaved.

-It makes us look like a fucking airport.
-I don't see the point in naps.

-We're not children.
-And I have trouble falling...

Boss, they're going for the jugular.
Maybe it'll break him and he'll quit.

You think? Let's hope so.

And to put it mildly, the mascot is weird.

Ridiculous.

I think we have too many meetings.

And I don't like being called
a cremation artist.

All right, is that all of it?

Thank you. Because that was
just what I needed to hear.

I was worried because everything
was sunshine and roses.

And I thought
maybe I was playing it too safe.

I wasn't being bold
and groundbreaking enough.

But now I know that I am.
And we're on the right track.

Let's keep going, people.

Thank you, everyone.

-What are you doing here?
-I just wanted to say hi.

Oh, come to think of it,
why don't we call off that bet?

Fuck, I was going to say the same thing.

All right, well, let's call it off.

Not a chance.

-Come on, man, you just said that...
-If you call it off, it's for a reason.

I'll level with you.

I read an article on gambling addiction.
And I realized how dangerous it is.

-Let's not become a statistic.
-I don't buy it.

We bet €1,000.
If you want to call it off, give me 500.

-Go to hell. I never signed anything.
-Where's your honor?

-100.
-150.

I'll transfer it.

So Chemi is fine either way.

If people approve, great.
If they disapprove, great.

-I wish I had his self-esteem.
-Psst, have the two girlfriends met yet?

No, only the brunette's here.

-So does she know the family?
-It's the blonde.

Shut up, she's coming.

Uh, excuse me, the wake for Eusebio?

-The second room on the left.
-Thanks.

The brunette's coming out.

They're about to meet.

-It looks like they know each other.
-Yeah, they're saying hi.

I thought that everyone was happy.
I'm upset about this.

-Nieves, consider Galileo.
-Galileo?

When he said the earth
wasn't the center of the universe.

It wasn't very popular
with the Inquisition.

They didn't take it well, no.

Or Van Gogh, the Dutch genius.

People thought his paintings were weird.

Every revolution has its detractors.

We are on the right track.

In any case, I think you should limit
the use of the PA system.

Two messages a day, max.

All right, so you'd prefer
a slower revolution.

No problem. Consider it done,

Ra-ta-tat.

Chemi, congratulations.
Those criticisms were essential.

Like rain in May.

Today it felt like your mark was shining
through in all its glory, don't you think?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, there's still the issue of racism.

But soon one of you
will be the new director.

Uh, what do you mean, one of us?

Well, I've been thinking
I could pass you the baton.

But we could also get behind Pablo.

Morales, director?

Morales?

Hey, you know that I believe in you.
More than anyone else does.

But one day, veterans like you and I
will have to take a step back.

Yeah, but I'd need to be
in front to take a step back,

and Morales is still green. Very green.

Yeah. If the decision was made today,
it'd be you.

But we'll see when the time comes.

And until then, let's have fun.

Um...

My deepest condolences.

Uh...

-Do you have everything you need?
-Yes, thank you.

Can I just ask one question?

All three of them were partners!
They lived together. They're polyamorous.

Ah, these modern inventions.

I'd never do that sort of thing.

It's hard enough
to find one boyfriend, let alone two.

I don't have an issue with throuples.

-With what?
-Monogamy is an invention of the church.

Ah, it never ends.

People, I just want
to let you know that from now on

I'll be making less announcements
on the PA system.

Keep up the good work.

At least I've met some of her family.
I hope I'm a good step-grandfather.

How old is her daughter?

Forty-eight.

Hm. Christmas is gonna be fun.

Mm... It's Angelines.

Hi, honey. What's up?

Uh, we're just on our way
to the Drach Caves.

One of the largest underground caves
in Europe.

I'm calling
because I want to ask for a break, Abel.

-What?
-Um, I need space.

-Space and time.
-Did your grandson not like me?

Uh, what? No, no, no, it's just...

I've met someone, and...
I... I want to figure out my feelings.

Hang up already.

Uh, uh... We'll talk
when I get back. Goodbye.

Everything okay?

-Morales, I visualized it.
-What?

Me, pushing Chemi down the stairs.

-Boss, we agreed that that wasn't...
-I haven't, and I won't.

But Pili and Mili put the idea in my head,
and now it's like an intrusive thought.

I need to calm my nerves.

I don't understand.
You seemed so happy today.

Morales, you'll always be loyal
to me, right?

Of course, boss. Why?

It's nothing. Nothing.

Listen, we have the game in an hour.

-Get some fresh air, blow off steam.
-Yeah, I'm not in the mood for games.

Want to go to the spa?

Mm, I wanna play. My mom's coming.

You have a point.
The game will do me good.

Yeah.

Poor Abel. Is he upset?

Who knows? It's Abel.

It's like asking
if the microwave is upset.

I know how taking a break works.
It's never a break.

Hi. I'm Eusebio's partner.

What room is he in?

We're going to be so lonely without him.

The bed is going to feel so empty.

And we're gonna be one short at padel.

-I'm sorry, but it's time for you to go.
-Mm-hmm.

Can we wait in the cafeteria?

We're closing, I'm afraid, but we'll
reopen in 90 minutes for the eulogy.

Hm? It's protocol.

It's protocol... Hm.

Pablo!

-Mwah.
-I'll be here.

Well, well, well...

Looks like we have a special guest today.
How are you, Luisa?

Do you like basketball?

-Uh, sports in general, I guess. Yeah.
-Sport is life.

Uh, I play basketball.

I do CrossFit.
And I'm getting into triathlons.

I've never played basketball.
But I find it a lot of fun to watch.

Well, maybe one day we could go
and watch the Estudiantes.

Oh, that sounds great.

Warm up, Dámaso. We're about to start.

Okay, people, people, people.

Eyes on the other team,
on the flowers, on the flowers.

Hey, champ. This is your fucking team.

What did you expect, man? We're a florist.

Why don't you give me my money back?
The bet's back on.

-I ain't giving you shit.
-Where's your honor?

Honor? All right, come on.

Okay, people, let's get started.

Good job, Olivia.

Chemi! Chemi! To Morales!

To Morales! Come on.

Chemi, nice.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yes, Pablo.

Great work, Pablito, great work.

Come here, Dámaso, you're going in.

We have five minutes and we're up by four.
We have to run down the clock.

-I don't know what that means.
-Ref, substitution!

Anselmo and Chemi!

Go! Let's go!

Hey!

Good job, guys. Great catch and shoot.

Another 200 steps.

Come on! Come on!

To me, to me, to me.
I want to impress her.

Come on!

-Yes!
-Well done, Dámaso!

Come on, come on!

-Coach, can I go to the bathroom?
-Hurry! Come on!

Hey, are you going to the bathroom?
Do you know where it is?

Yeah, come with me, I'll show you.

You've never been here before?

Not for years.
I used to come here for painting classes.

Oh, painting.
I just adore Van Gogh, the Dutch genius.

Oh.

And are you still painting?

Mm, I wasn't very good.

-The ladies.
-Yeah.

-Our first win.
-It was only a matter of time.

-Block.
-I'll be right back.

But the eulogy's in 20 minutes,
and we need to get changed!

And I'm gonna call you both as witnesses.

You investigated the claim,
and you agreed it wasn't harassment.

-It wasn't, no. You'll be compensated.
-Mm.

Uh, no. I'm not asking for compensation.

So what do you want?

Reinstatement.

-Hell yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

Where are you going?

-Chemi called me to his office.
-Why?

I'm not sure. He said he needs me.

You can go. I'll do whatever it is.

But he asked for me.

You've had a big day. Take a break.

Uh, Dámaso?

Morales told me that you needed him.
But I'll take care of it.

Morales is lazy. Lazy and green.

-Mm, are you sure? Even if it's...
-Whatever it is.

Okay.

Well, I'm certain that you'll do
a great job as well.

Here we are.

You're gonna be Torregrosi
for our videos on social media.

Here, put it on.

Uh, right now?

Yeah, I want to post
the first video today.

I'd like you to put on a silly voice,
Dámaso, can you do that?

Have you ever seen SpongeBob?

I bet €1,000 on the game,
and then I called it off.

I'm such an idiot.

-I'm sorry.
-For once, I wouldn't have been broke.

How do people afford two alimonies?

You could... cut down on the alcohol.

Eventually, you just crumble
under the fucking pressure.

Any lorazepam left from the guinea pig?

No.

But we could have sex in the kitchen.

-You mean, with no strings attached?
-Yeah.

Lift me up!

And go.

Hello, Torregrosers.

You'll be seeing a lot more of me
in the future, but I'm Torregrosi.

The funeral home's mascot.

See you soon!

Fantastic.

What a great first video. Uh...
What time should we shoot tomorrow's?

Morales can do it tomorrow.

Uh, no, you're Torregrosi now,
and you always will be.

But don't worry, it'll only be one
or two videos a day.

Every day?

'Kay. Gotta run.
I'm expected at Pablo's house.

Morales?

Yes, boss?

Did Chemi say
that he was going to your house?

Uh, yeah, to pick up my mother.
They hit it off at the game.

Um... They had a few laughs,
and they're going out for dinner.

You mean like... like... like on a date?

I don't know, I guess.

Boss, are you okay?

-Abel, I heard that you got dumped.
-She asked for a break.

Same thing. Do you need a hug?

-No.
-Yes, yes, that's what you need.

That's what everyone needs.

Motherfucker.

Oh shit!

You're fucking kidding me.

-Boss, what did you do?
-My face...

-It was an accident, I swear.
-Chemi, are you okay?

-Get it off me.
-Call an ambulance now!

-Get the car off me...
-Get the car off him!

Call an ambulance now!

Get the car off him!

-Call an ambulance now!
-I'm on it!

-Did you reverse over him?
-The keys!

-Get the keys!
-Who has the damn keys?!

They're in the ignition.

-In the ignition!
-In the ignition!

-In the ignition!
-It's ringing. It's ringing. Hello?

-Good morning.
-Hey! The anesthetic artist.

How are you feeling?

I'm good. I've been telling Luis
and Sonia that we're a team here.

You all have my full confidence,

and I want you to be proactive
and optimistic with my tibia.

All right, just breathe easy.

In a few moments,
you'll start to feel very relaxed...

Wait a second
before I fall asleep.

This is for all your work
during the pandemic.

I was in my third year of college.

And what was it like at college, Luis?

-Put him under.
-It must have been a crisis.

I'm not sure if you know,
but crisis in Chinese...

Just goes to show how undervalued
professional drivers are.

I drive 70,000 kilometers in a year,
and how many people have I run over?

Three.

A tiny percentage.

-Electric scooters are also dangerous.
-Your body is the crumple zone.

They explode
when you charge them.

Are you putting hand sanitizer
on your gloves?

A person with tuberculosis could have
been sitting in this chair, or typhus

or rubella or scabies.

Morales, please.

Boss, I want to believe you,

but you told me that
you were thinking about hurting him.

But I wouldn't.
It was an accident. I swear on my father.

But you didn't love your father.

-On your mother, then.
-What?

Morales, come on, you're my appendage.

And it hurts when an appendage
doesn't believe you.

-Are you José Miguel Fontao's friends?
-Yes.

No.

José Miguel is Chemi.

But I am not his friend.

It went well. We've moved him to the ward.

Oh, thank God. Can we go and see him?

He specifically asked for Dámaso.

-That's me.
-Follow me.

Boss, should I come
in case you have more intrusive thoughts?

-Get lost.
-Yes, Abel?

It all went well. Can I ask you something?

-Why aren't you sitting with us?
-I don't want to be near Olivia.

Why is he over there?

I'm going for a smoke.

José, we haven't seen each other
since high school, but I love you.

How are you going?

Hey.

Fantastic.

I saw some beautiful synergies
in the recovery room.

Chemi, I'm sorry. I just didn't see you.

Don't get caught up in the past, Dámaso.

There's something I want to say.

My focus is gonna be on my tibia.

Which means that your time has come...

Mr. Director.

Boom!

That's just great.
Another director to confuse things.

Let's hope that he doesn't hold
any grudges.

I'm kind of relieved.

It's what he's always wanted.
Maybe he'll chill out.

I really just want to retire.

The worst case of Stockholm syndrome
I've ever seen.

Boss, I have your rooibos.

Boss?

Boss...

Uh...

Ah...

Oh no...

Boss...

Hardly anyone came, Carmen.

Dámaso was too wrapped up in his work.

Nobody's sitting in the front row.

That's... that's not right.
I feel bad for him.

Amen.

I don't have anything to say.
I'm just changing seats.

There's no one in the front row,
so I'll sit here.

Fucking life.