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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,760 Yeah, I know. Ah, such a shock. 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,759 {\an8}I hadn't seen him in a long time. 3 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,319 -Yeah? -Hi, boss. How did it go? 4 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,559 Well, I'm... I'm shaken, Morales. I'm shaken. 5 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,679 -Sad because you never got to know him? -Who? 6 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,559 Oh, my father? No, no. I don't care about that. 7 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,039 It's because of something that I saw at the funeral. 8 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,479 What was it, boss? 9 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,239 People came, but nobody sat in the front row. 10 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,879 And I realized that's the key to life. 11 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,559 Who's going to sit in the front row at your funeral? 12 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,640 Uh, I'm not sure I'm following you. 13 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,719 The people in the front row are your partner, 14 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,599 your parents, your children, your siblings. 15 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,759 Everyone else avoids it. 16 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,639 The church might be full, 17 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:23,279 but if the front row is empty... you were alone in life. 18 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,719 Boss, you went through this same thing when your mother died. 19 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,239 But I don't think going to India is the solution. 20 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,239 I didn't say anything about going to India. 21 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,600 I just want to know that if this train crashes and I die, uh... 22 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,159 someone will sit in that front row. 23 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,919 Well, what about me, boss? 24 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,919 And I'm sure your other colleagues would... 25 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,319 DEATH INC. 26 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,039 Then I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. 27 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,799 It's normal to dream about a traumatic experience. 28 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,879 I still have dreams about the dog that attacked me. 29 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,879 -It was a poodle. -It had a really loud bark. 30 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,639 Girl, don't compare dreaming about a dog 31 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:18,439 to me reliving the accident in which me and my boyfriend died. 32 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,919 -You were only dead for six minutes. -I'm exhausted. 33 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,480 Well, on the bright side, we have mandatory naps. 34 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,039 Good morning. Do you know where Morales is? 35 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,160 With a declarant. Dámaso, can I have a tissue? 36 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,759 I don't have any. 37 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,360 Then can I borrow a pen? 38 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,800 Dámaso. How was your personal leave? What was it? 39 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,839 I had things to do. 40 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,679 Oh. It's personal, I guess. Come on, I'll catch you up. 41 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,599 You'll notice everywhere you look... 42 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,999 Okay, I just need something from Morales. 43 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,079 I have a pen from Dámaso. 44 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,239 A cleaning cloth from my doorman. 45 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,879 Two cherimoya seeds from Abel. 46 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,999 A glove from my baker... 47 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,319 I don't know what you're doing, but it sounds messed up. 48 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,319 I'm taking objects to the medium since my destiny wasn't with Antonio... 49 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,719 -Oh my God. -Where are you going? 50 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,799 Look, I love you, Olivia. But I'm done listening to your drama. 51 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 What drama? 52 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,039 This is my life. 53 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,999 And in the mid-range, we have some real gems. 54 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,599 I'm sorry. Please continue. 55 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,760 No, no, no, no. It's okay. There's no rush. 56 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:35,959 Thank you. I don't know how I'm gonna go on without him. 57 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,159 It's all so hard... 58 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,639 Good morning, people. Today is gonna be a wonderful day. 59 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,719 Let's go out there with a big smile 60 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,919 and give it all of our energy. 61 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,200 What do you think? Now I can motivate them from a distance. 62 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,199 I am lost for words. 63 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,199 Boom! 64 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,159 Boom! That's the word. Boom! 65 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,879 You're certainly leaving a mark. I'd say... 66 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,679 You have a go. 67 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,120 -That's not necessary. -Come on, say something. 68 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,079 Um... 69 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,560 You can do it, team. 70 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,719 Goddamn motherfucker... 71 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,719 Come on, it's game day. We need to work on our aim. 72 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,039 Whoo! Almost. 73 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,559 Come on, Abel, your turn. 74 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,639 But bounce it, bounce it. 75 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,999 Come on, come on! 76 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,119 Nieves, you've received a registered letter. 77 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,960 Oh! I'm... I'm coming. Keep practicing. 78 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,640 -Nino! -I'm doing it. 79 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,999 Nino, what the hell? 80 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,399 -Hey, don't touch my bottle. -This is beer. 81 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,880 No, it's not. It's a sports drink. A new barley one they just released. 82 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,119 Morales, how did it go with the declarant? 83 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,919 Really well. The wake and cremation are this afternoon. 84 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,559 Are you feeling better? Will it help if we conspire a little? 85 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,359 Have you seen the new loudspeakers? 86 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,840 Later. I want to discuss your work. 87 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,600 Oh, okay. 88 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,719 No, not with you, with your mother. I want to hold another review with her. 89 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,639 Mm. 90 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,480 Listen, boss. I know what this is about. 91 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,599 My internship is coming to an end, and you need to draw up my contract... 92 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,919 We're looking at it, which is why I wanted to meet with her. 93 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:32,479 -Do you know if she's free for lunch? -I think so, yeah. 94 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,679 Don't make assumptions. Call her and ask her. 95 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:38,120 I can't call the French restaurant and say I think we'll come for lunch. 96 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,799 -You're holding my review at a restaurant? -It's just an example. 97 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,879 That's gonna work. 98 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,039 Yeah? 99 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,679 -I thought you'd be in the other office. -No, no. I'm creating. 100 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,999 The other space is too formal. It lacks a certain vibrance. 101 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,839 A registered letter came from Vanesa. 102 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,759 -Oh, how is she? -She disputes her dismissal. 103 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,919 And she summoned me to a conciliation something or other. 104 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,879 It sounds bad. 105 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,799 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 106 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,639 She's a good person. And conciliation is a beautiful word. 107 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,080 Read it. It talks about claims and damages. 108 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,239 Mm, no, not in this office. 109 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,120 This is a management issue. 110 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,599 I know this man. 111 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,599 -Where from? -I have no idea. 112 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,159 -How do you know you know him? -I can tell by looking. 113 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,679 There are similar phenotypes. 114 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,679 It could be someone with a similar genomic... 115 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,759 That's not it. I definitely know this man. 116 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,760 I have a girlfriend. 117 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,399 Two days ago, you didn't. When did you meet her? 118 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,599 Two days ago. Want the lowdown? 119 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,639 -I'm trying to quit. -What? 120 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,560 Listening to you and Olivia. 121 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,920 Fine. 122 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,479 With nothing further to add, yours sincerely, Vanesa Hernández. 123 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,039 Maybe I shouldn't have fired her, but I thought I had to. 124 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,359 Do you think she'll sue us? 125 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,639 Don't assume the worst. 126 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,879 Go to the hearing, kiss her on each cheek, and find out what she wants. 127 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,519 -No point in worrying before then. -But we need a strategy. 128 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,879 It might help to get an opinion from Olivia or Dámaso... 129 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:18,639 No, no, no, no. That'll only lead to gossip, anxiety, stress, rumors... No. 130 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,199 Just wait for the hearing. Besides, it's game day. 131 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,920 All right, whatever you think. 132 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,359 Nieves, I want to run an idea by you. 133 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,720 I'm not sure if it should go in the jar or not. 134 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,639 What are your thoughts on cryonics? 135 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,319 Isn't that what Walt Disney did? 136 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,279 I mean, if someone is frozen, 137 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,879 their family is still allowed to mourn them, right? 138 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,159 To hold a wake. 139 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,959 Do people do that in Spain? 140 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,639 None of my friends have frozen husbands. 141 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,360 Because no funeral homes offer it. 142 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,320 Uh, Nino! 143 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,919 -What's up? -Uh, we were just discussing cryonics. 144 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,799 Brr... I can't stand the cold. 145 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,439 Do you still dream when you're frozen? 146 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,999 We're looking into the possibility of implementation. 147 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,959 Would the deceased remain cold enough when they're transferred in the hearse? 148 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,759 Depends where the popsicle lives. 149 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,639 Shrimp from the supermarket makes it home no problem. 150 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,359 -But December is not the same as August. -No, they're not the same. 151 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,040 Hmm. 152 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,720 Hmm... 153 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,240 -Did you take my spoon? -Of course not. 154 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,079 Morales, is the deceased downstairs yours? 155 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,759 -Mm-hmm. -What do you know about him? 156 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,359 He, um... Died of a blood clot. 157 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,079 -Venous or arterial? -Do you know what he did for work? 158 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,079 I'm terrified of arterial clots... 159 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,959 If anyone is an expert in cryonics, 160 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,559 please come to my office. 161 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,559 Otherwise, have a great morning and remember to smile! 162 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:57,719 What an asshole. 163 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,879 These speakers are literally everywhere. 164 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,719 I'm more upset about the naps. 165 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,079 And making us play basketball? 166 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,559 Abel said he's going to complain at the meeting this morning. 167 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,359 That's what needs to be done. 168 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,919 So let's all tell him what we think. 169 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:14,200 Look, I'm so close to retirement, I might as well fuck some shit up. 170 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,840 I'm not sure that's the right attitude. 171 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,319 Like I said, it'll take several sessions 172 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,959 before you start to notice a change. 173 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,519 But I'll have a bit less double chin by noon, right? 174 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,679 I have an important lunch and I... Hang on. 175 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,839 What is it, Morales? 176 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,799 Where are you, boss? I've been looking for you. 177 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,279 Yeah, I'm at a retirement home looking for clients. 178 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:42,279 Listen, the mark is under threat. People want to complain at the meeting. 179 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,840 We can't let that happen. I'll be there in... 180 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,359 No. No, no, no, no. 181 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,319 My priority today is the front row. 182 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,639 What, boss? 183 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,239 I can't leave the retirement home, Morales. 184 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,359 You take care of it. Make sure Chemi doesn't get any complaints. 185 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,839 Please continue. 186 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,999 But, boss, that's gonna be difficult. 187 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,959 Morales, how many plans and schemes 188 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,199 have you watched me devise in the time you've known me? 189 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,079 I'm not sure. Thirty or forty. 190 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,800 Well, then you know everything you need to know. 191 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,719 Mm. 192 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,759 -Good morning. -Hm. 193 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,200 -Mm. -Hm? 194 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,799 How can I help? 195 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,240 I've brought in the clothes for my husband. 196 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,400 Oh. Um, my deepest condolences. 197 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,280 Uh, can I ask you something? 198 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,399 I saw your late husband earlier. 199 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,639 And I'm sure I know him, but I don't know where from. 200 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,999 What was your husband's job? 201 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,079 He was a gardener. 202 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,799 No, that's not it. Maybe we were neighbors? 203 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,759 We've only been here six months. We're from Huelva. 204 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,559 -I've never been to Huelva. -It's a beautiful place. 205 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,639 Where did you spend your summers? 206 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,399 Well, Huelva has excellent beaches... 207 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,239 Ah. Manuela, I have a question. The fridges downstairs... 208 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,119 The mortuary chambers in the embalming room. 209 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,159 Right. Do they have settings for a deep freeze? 210 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,600 Well... 211 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:25,039 -I really let Chemi have it in the box. -What box? 212 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,199 Oh, you haven't heard? 213 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,480 He made a suggestions and complaints box. 214 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,120 He said we could choose to stay anonymous if we want. 215 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,319 And of course, it's better to vent there 216 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,600 than in a meeting and having to deal with all that fuss. 217 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 No? 218 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,640 All right, let's go. 219 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,080 -Have you seen the complaints box? -What box? 220 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,439 COMPLAINTS AND SUGGESTIONS 221 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,799 Here it is. You can put your complaints in it. 222 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,119 Why is the box hidden away here and not in his office? 223 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,079 For the sake of anonymity. 224 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,240 Ah, yeah, yeah. 225 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 Mm. 226 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,200 Oh. 227 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,999 -Are you waiting to see Rosario? -They're all legal transfers. 228 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,479 They're from friends. 229 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:29,839 -We go out for dinner to Don Mateo. -Rosario, I brought the objects that... 230 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,879 -Move aside, ma'am. -"Ma'am"? Really? 231 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,919 -Come on. Let's go. -I'm a simple homemaker. 232 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,039 Please, I'm recovering from a fall. I'm a simple homemaker! 233 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,319 -We're not interested. -Oh, help me! 234 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,759 Enough. Stop making a scene. You're coming with us. 235 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,760 God damn... 236 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,800 TORREGROSA FUNERAL HOME 237 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,199 -Dámaso, hello. -Ah, Mrs. Nieves. 238 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,319 We're about to go into a meeting with Chemi. 239 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,639 Yeah, I've just come from a retirement home. 240 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,999 What do you think of his initiatives so far? 241 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,039 I'm not sure if everyone likes the loudspeakers. 242 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,159 Well, I think they've all been home runs. 243 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,159 It's amazing how quickly he's leaving his mark. 244 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,599 He's considering cryonics. 245 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:11,239 That sounds fantastic. He's a visionary. 246 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,399 Well, if you have faith in him, I won't worry. 247 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,919 I have blind faith. After you! 248 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,399 Okay, great. Everyone's here. 249 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,919 Well, people, today is an important day. 250 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,519 Because we have a game this afternoon. 251 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,839 But right now, it's time for One Day, One Boom. 252 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,720 All right, uh, Nino. You do the honors. 253 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,360 "OR code." 254 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,080 It's "QR." 255 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,439 No, no, it's an O. 256 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,120 No, it's, it's a Q. I'm the one who wrote it. 257 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,839 Anyway, starting from today, 258 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,959 we're gonna be including a QR code on all of our funeral urns 259 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,439 that direct you to a video of the deceased. 260 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,799 -You'll just point your phone... -Fantastic idea. 261 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:01,559 And within seconds, you'll be watching a video of your dead relative on YouTube. 262 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,080 Talking, singing, it's up to the declarant. 263 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:12,679 Nieves! Nieves! Nieves! 264 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:13,840 Hey, boss. 265 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,319 -Did you notice? -What is it? 266 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,799 No one made any complaints to Chemi. 267 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,879 Because I set up a suggestions box and... 268 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,599 Will your mom meet me there, or will I pick her up? 269 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,279 For your review, I mean. 270 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,719 I'm not sure. I'll ask her. 271 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,320 -Seeing as the meeting finished early... -Oh... 272 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,119 -Oh no... -What's the matter? 273 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,560 -Uh, she's dead. -Who? 274 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,759 Um, uh, Laura, a friend of my mother's. 275 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,519 I'll give my condolences at the review, but just ask her. 276 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,879 Um, she'll have to postpone, boss. The wake's in San Elías. 277 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,999 -Morales, it was already booked in. -I know, but this is a huge blow. 278 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,079 Laura was really sick. Things looked better for a while, but... 279 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,959 A huge blow, as in she's grieving? 280 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,280 -Mm-hmm. -And vulnerable? 281 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:02,079 -Yeah. What was her friend's surname? -Ridruejo. 282 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,640 Dear God in heaven. 283 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,839 -Laura Ridruejo was my friend too. -Really? 284 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,640 Yeah, it's a huge blow for me as well. This must be the message now. 285 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,080 "Wake to be held in... San..." 286 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,159 -"San..." -San Elías. 287 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,199 -"San Elías." That's what it says. -Yeah. 288 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,639 Well, I guess I'm going too. When's your mother leaving? 289 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,999 Pretty soon, I guess. 290 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,160 -Don't make assumptions. Ask her. -I'll ask her, mm... 291 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,519 On a nearby court. After work, against the dealership. 292 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:35,359 I really want to win, but Chemi says the important thing is sharing synergies. 293 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,519 We want to talk to you about him, Mom. 294 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,159 We found out that he's the new director. 295 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,199 And we don't approve. 296 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,519 We've talked about this. 297 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,039 Your personal issues have nothing to do with the business. 298 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,719 It's not personal. It's about his performance. 299 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,039 You aren't even there. 300 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,479 We've heard from people who are. 301 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,359 Dámaso, for example, and he has a lot of experience. 302 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,199 Yeah, why not ask him what he thinks about the new director and his ideas? 303 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,639 He says Chemi is a visionary. 304 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,879 He has blind faith in him. He couldn't be happier. 305 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,199 Dámaso, with the goatee? 306 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200 Mm-hmm. 307 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,720 Mm! 308 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,679 I still can't believe it. She was so young. 309 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,959 Oh, I know. It's tragic, isn't it? 310 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,960 Luisa. 311 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:21,799 Hi Dámaso. Pablo told me she was your friend too. 312 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,119 -A dear friend from padel. -Ah. 313 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,719 I still can't believe that... 314 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,839 -It's so awful. -Come here. 315 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,480 Poor Laura... 316 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,519 It isn't fair. 317 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,799 People, it's nap time. 318 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,479 I want you all to stop what you're doing right now 319 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,879 and take a relaxing nap. 320 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,320 I'm putting another complaint in the box. 321 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,159 I can't sleep right now. Angelines is coming to visit. 322 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,119 My girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. 323 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,279 Wow, uh, where did you meet her? 324 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,319 At bingo. 325 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,280 Angelines at bingo... 326 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,759 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just let me have one more look. 327 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,800 Goddammit. 328 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,679 Maybe you saw him on the street or on TV. 329 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,719 He looks like he'd go on dating shows. 330 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,280 It's more than that. He's someone who's really important to me. 331 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,759 He could be a friend who became a guy. 332 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,479 He'd only been in Madrid for six months. 333 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,239 -Maybe he had a twin. -He's an only child. 334 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,159 Well, I don't know. 335 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,359 Will it help if I change his expression? 336 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360 What do you mean? 337 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,959 Angry. Surprised! 338 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960 You can take him. 339 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,920 "See you, Manuela. I'm going." 340 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,039 That's Miriam, her sister. You know her, right? 341 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,639 Yes, very well. We were talking before you got here. 342 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,359 I told her, "Miriam, we have to remember the good." 343 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,000 And she helped me feel better. She's so strong. 344 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,679 The poor thing has no family left. 345 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:16,799 Um... Luisa, have you ever thought about the front row? 346 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,840 Like at a concert? 347 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,319 No, no, no. At a funeral... 348 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,919 If you see Juan, tell him I'm in the cafeteria. 349 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,759 -Of course. -Miriam, remember what I told you. 350 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,880 Okay. 351 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:32,879 Sorry, Dámaso. 352 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,119 You were talking about front-row tickets? I'm completely out of it. 353 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:40,000 No, no, no, no. The, uh... front row at a funeral. 354 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,999 It's a philosophical reflection. 355 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:49,480 Luisa, when you're approaching 40 like me, you start to wonder about the... 356 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,160 I'll be back in a second. 357 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,719 -Why say that to our mother? -Because of the mark. 358 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,999 What is the mark? 359 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,599 Chemi promised he'd only stay on short term, 360 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,280 until he left his mark, his imprint. 361 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:09,279 And I'm trying to convince him that he's done it, so that he can fuck off. 362 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,279 It makes no sense for you to have a different strategy to us. 363 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,039 It's absurd. We need to work as... 364 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,879 I didn't know you were seeing her today. 365 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,999 What else has the dumbass done? 366 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,279 Uh, he's rolled out mandatory naps. He's thinking about cryonics... 367 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,399 -Huh? -Jesus... 368 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,119 We can meet this week to strategize, 369 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,359 but right now I need to get back to my friend's wake. 370 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,399 Fine, fine, our deepest condolences. 371 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,400 Thank you. 372 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,199 Yeah, they sealed off her office, and she might go to jail. 373 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,719 So she didn't pay her taxes. 374 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,479 But then where should the paranormal pay tax? 375 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,919 They don't have borders. 376 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,679 Who knows if a spirit's in Spain or Andorra. 377 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,999 What do I do? 378 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,199 I need to know who my destiny is. 379 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,759 How many guys do you see every day? 380 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,399 Including you, ten. 381 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,359 -Well, we can rule me out and Anselmo. -Yes, please. 382 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,319 The rest are trial and error. 383 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,879 I'd start with that pale guy who had a thing for you. 384 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,599 I guess Abel's one of the most likely. Should I ask him to dinner? 385 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,640 -He's out there. -Yeah, do it. 386 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,519 I'm given creative freedom... 387 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,679 I'll go over as soon as he's finished with that woman. 388 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,199 Who is she, his mother? 389 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,839 Not sure. It could be a client. 390 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,560 I'll call you when I finish. 391 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,280 -I don't think that's his mother. -No. 392 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,160 Whoa, are you guys seeing this? 393 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,640 Oh my God... 394 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,719 Was he a truck driver before he...? 395 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,040 Yes, he quit a few years ago. He was in an accident. 396 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,200 Is that how you know him? 397 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,120 You all right? 398 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:35,559 In the United States, the cryonics industry is enormous. 399 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,159 But can you imagine the electricity bills? 400 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,479 That's why if we did it here, we'd need to find a partner 401 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,599 like a supermarket chain. 402 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,319 It's illegal in Spain. 403 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,959 Cryonics? Are you sure? 404 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,680 Article 6 of the mortuary health regulations is not exactly ambiguous. 405 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,080 Ah, I'd already been looking at stuff on AliExpress. 406 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,359 All right, Chemi, I'll need to take you through the pick and roll. 407 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,839 When are we gonna head to the game? An hour before? 408 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,000 No, let's get there earlier. People are pumped. 409 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,839 Right, Abel? 410 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,319 Huh? 411 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,760 I've stated my opinion in the complaints box. 412 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,600 What box? 413 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,239 Your complaints and suggestions box. 414 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,800 Did you set up a complaints and suggestions box? 415 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,279 -Yes. -Why? 416 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:43,000 Because you asked me to this morning, don't you remember? 417 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,679 -No. -Oh, well, um... 418 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:51,119 Maybe you said something else and I misheard, because today my... 419 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,239 -Hey. -Hey. 420 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,399 My, uh, ear has been blocked. 421 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,079 -Oh, that can be quite frustrating. -Yeah. 422 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,479 But anyway, it's no big deal. I can get rid of it if you want. 423 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,319 No, I think it's great. I want to read through everything. 424 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,359 Where is it? 425 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,879 Huh? My, uh... 426 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:11,079 -Where is it? -Oh, I put it in a locker, um... 427 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,159 -Wait here. I'll go get it. Okay? -No. I'll come with you. 428 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,080 -I'm a fast walker. -So am I. 429 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,880 -Thank you. -Mm. 430 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,879 Dámaso, do you want to sit down for a bit? 431 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,159 No, Luisa, I... I think I need to get out of here. 432 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,319 I call you a cab. 433 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,759 No, no, no. 434 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,360 I don't think I should be alone right now. 435 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,319 It's not a good idea at a time like this. 436 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,479 It's... it's so... so hard. 437 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,279 I think the two of us should be together. 438 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,119 Go for a walk, have dinner... 439 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:58,039 Something to help us take our minds off the anguish. 440 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,600 Break the mental loop. 441 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,840 -Oh... -I think I know what you need. 442 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,360 Let's go. We'll take my car. 443 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,039 Oh, all right. If you think that's best. 444 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,440 Let's say goodbye to Laura's sister. 445 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,720 You go ahead. I don't want Miriam to see me like this. 446 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,199 "Whenever I hear you on the loudspeaker, mmm... 447 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,719 I get a huge boost in motivation." 448 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,239 -That's great. Keep going. -Yeah. 449 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,800 "The idea of making us take mandatory naps is b..." 450 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,479 "brilliant." 451 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,759 Sounds like that one's a crowd pleaser. 452 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,280 Uh... 453 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,839 "The whole One Day, One Boom thing is... 454 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,079 is touching my heart because it's so exciting." 455 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,199 Aw, what a rush! 456 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,999 {\an8}Yeah, well, that was the last one. 457 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,719 {\an8}It really shows you the difference between being a boss and a leader. 458 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,599 {\an8}Bosses are obeyed, leaders are followed because people believe in them. 459 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,159 {\an8}Yeah, you can really feel it in here, the admiration. 460 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,680 -Here, give me those. I want to keep them. -No. 461 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,760 Why not? 462 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,440 I was thinking of laminating them first. 463 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,119 What an idea. That's fantastic, Morales. Absolutely. 464 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,119 Here it is. There are 2500 funeral homes in Spain. 465 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,319 What are the chances that the truck driver who killed my boyfriend 466 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,199 would end up at the one I work at? 467 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,119 Until recently, he lived in Huelva. 468 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,559 There's something that disturbs me even more. 469 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,239 -What's that? -Abel is dating a grandma. 470 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,719 Nino, I was dead for six minutes. 471 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,759 What if I got a second chance for a reason, hm? 472 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,959 What if this guy was sent as a reminder? 473 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,959 Who do you think sent him? Jesus? 474 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,440 -Oh, fuck off, Nino. -Pass me my Gatorade. 475 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,639 Are we going for a drink? Some champagne would calm my nerves. 476 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,559 -No. -Dinner? The movies? 477 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,359 What you need is to burn some adrenaline and switch off. 478 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:23,559 No, no, no, no. I don't think so. I appreciate your intentions, but I... 479 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,519 Dámaso, exercise is the best thing for you right now. 480 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,959 -Then let's go for a jog together. -Listen, those are your friends. 481 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,240 You're much better off with them than me. We barely know each other. 482 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,800 But you and I have a lot in common. 483 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,359 We both loved Laura. We're both single. 484 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,599 Dámaso! 485 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,559 Come on, you're the starting forward! 486 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,319 Go on, we'll talk tomorrow. 487 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,520 Come on, LeBron! 488 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,759 -Let's go, let's go! -Who's on three? 489 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,439 Get the ball! Get the ball! Defense! 490 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,800 Hustle! Hustle! Come on! 491 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,559 Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go! 492 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,599 That's it! That's it! 493 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,520 -Over here! -Pick it up! 494 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,679 Okay, okay. Good try. Good try. Let's go. 495 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,079 -Keep our heads up. -Come on, come on. 496 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,879 Take the shot! 497 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,440 Torregrosa! 498 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,039 Yes! Way to go, Manuela! 499 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,480 Shoot, shoot! 500 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,719 Okay, okay. Dámaso, come on. Go, buddy.39141

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