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Romantic selfie. Stop rowing.
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Stop rowing. This is so nice.
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-Careful.
-I'm gonna fall.
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-Here. I got you. Careful.
-Okay, that's it. All right.
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No... The third one.
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-Who are you sending it to?
-Family, friends, Instagram...
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No, we should make it
a shared post.
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Olivia, we've been dating for 28 hours.
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But we know we're meant to be together.
Don't you trust Rosario?
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No, no, I trust her completely. Of course.
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-Um, can I have the bag for a second?
-Sure.
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-Why'd you do that?
-We have to start thinking as a couple.
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As a couple, we don't want drugs.
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We want love, affection,
to start a family...
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Oh fuck. Rosario saw a kid as well?
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There goes the bag.
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It got eaten by a carp.
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DEATH INC.
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{\an8}Hey, people. Today we start a new chapter.
Big things are on the way.
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Each day I'm gonna roll out
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one revolutionary idea
that I'll pull from this jar.
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I call this... One Day, One Boom! Boom!
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{\an8}I can't stand this guy.
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{\an8}Nieves, pick one at random.
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{\an8}Although there's only three here
for the moment.
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{\an8}Let's see...
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{\an8}Oh...
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{\an8}This is a good one. Don't go anywhere.
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Even if the idea is
to smear shit on the floor,
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we think it's utterly brilliant.
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Really?
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He'll step down as director
once he's left his mark.
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We want him out, pronto.
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-But what counts as a mark, boss?
-How should I know?
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All right, read it.
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-"Siesta."
-Boom!
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Siesta?
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This has already been implemented
by a lot of companies.
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Naps are shown to improve performance
and aid physical and mental recovery.
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So starting today, here at Torregrosa,
we'll be taking naps.
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Are you serious?
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Well, I think it's a brilliant initiative.
We'll be more focused.
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I think it's weird to take naps at work.
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I already take them.
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Here. I've got various pillows.
Uh... You can each take one of these.
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But it's voluntary, right?
If I nap, I can't sleep at night.
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No. Olivia, it's absolutely mandatory.
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But don't worry. It's just a light snooze.
It's not a deep slumber.
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What if a client comes in
and we're asleep?
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Then they'll see
that we're a modern company.
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Well, Chemi, on behalf of the team,
excellent work.
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Thank you so much.
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I hope you'll find tomorrow's idea
just as exciting.
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Why not pick another one
since it's the launch?
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Are you serious?
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Should we do One Day, Two Booms?
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Please do.
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Here, Laia.
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Your turn. Let fate decide.
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This one's great.
Don't go anywhere.
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This! Let's get this for his present.
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Show me. Yeah, sure.
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Let's buy a gaming console
for your bully. Come on.
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-Let's go.
-But he invited me to his birthday.
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Sweetheart, find him something else.
Okay? Come on.
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Under €15.
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Vanesa? Do you have the day off?
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-You haven't heard?
-Heard what?
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Your mother fired me for...
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...for harassing the intern.
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-Why did you harass the intern?
-I didn't harass anyone!
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It was... it was a setup.
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By that asshole Dámaso
so he could take charge.
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-Come on.
-How about an electric bike?
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New director?
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-Come on. Let's go.
-What's our opinion of Dámaso?
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Read it.
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-"Intercompany sports team."
-Boom!
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A small business should be part
of the community.
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To create synergies with other businesses,
which is why
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I've taken the liberty of signing us up
for the local business basketball league.
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-Oh, I love the NBA!
-I hate sports.
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Every game is an opportunity
to build relationships.
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And all those people that we meet
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are going to come to us
when they lose a loved one.
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Fabulous idea, Chemi.
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And the games
will be during work hours, right?
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Uh, the games will be
whenever they're scheduled,
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and we'll train here
at the funeral home anytime it's dead.
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But not after lunch
'cause we have to take a nap.
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-This whole thing is surreal.
-And is playing basketball voluntary?
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No, Olivia, it's absolutely mandatory.
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Well, uh, I guess we're done here.
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Chemi, why not draw
the last piece of paper?
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Morales was just asking about it.
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One Day, Three Booms!
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Should we go all out?
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All right.
Let's do it since there's only one left.
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Let's see. Excellent.
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Seizenso. Boom!
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Has anyone heard of Seizenso?
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It's a Japanese funeral practice...
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No, no, no, don't explain it.
I'm gonna do it.
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Does anyone know how many people
die each day in Spain?
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1,200!
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And do you know how many people
don't die each day?
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50 million!
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Why target the tiny demographic who died?
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Because we're a funeral home?
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"Seizenso" means "funeral for the living."
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It's a trend in Japan.
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And as of today,
we're gonna offer it at Torregrosa.
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It sounds odd, but if the Japanese do it...
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No, think about it.
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There are only two days in your life
when your loved ones come together.
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Your wedding and your funeral.
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Isn't it a shame
to miss out on one of those?
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I've been a phony
and a suck-up for 20 years.
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With Gonzalo, with Nieves,
with Vanesa, with clients...
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But this dumbass
is gonna give me a stroke.
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Hopefully, it won't take too long
for him to leave his mark, boss.
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The uncertainty's killing me.
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I need a deadline. Close the damn door.
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-Is this going to be your office?
-I mean, it won't be Anselmo's.
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-My father.
-So you don't want to meet him after all?
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No, I have lost that filial impulse.
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Mm.
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Well, we should find an old person,
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or a sick one
because Chemi wants to do a Seizenso.
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I'll leave that with you.
And bring me a rooibos.
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Okay, boss.
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-Not too hot.
-Not too hot.
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Here, try this size.
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I'm gonna be the equipment manager
and coach.
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Uh, right now?
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Look, you got number 12. How lucky.
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-Ah, 12!
-Like Stockton from the Utah Jazz.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Let's see...
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Fantastic!
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Is your heart broken?
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Not at all. My last ECG showed
a normal heart rate
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and sinus rhythm, no arrhythmias.
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I'm talking about your feelings.
How do you feel?
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Bad.
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I'm sorry. I screwed up.
I got your hopes up again.
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I might go back to the toll booth.
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-No, no.
-No, no, it was just a thought.
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What I need is a double barrier.
That's my focus today.
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-What's a double barrier?
-Olivia having a partner, which she does.
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And me having a partner, which I don't.
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Wouldn't it be better
to be happy with yourself
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and learn to let go
out of maturity and acceptance?
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Want to date me?
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-No.
-Why not?
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Don't make me elaborate.
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We could go for walks
and have sex in different positions.
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-Oh!
-Ah.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing. Uh, Nieves, uh...
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Try it on, try it on.
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I noticed you were very supportive
of my initiatives.
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Ah, yeah. I'm blown away. Blown away.
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At this rate, I'm pretty sure, uh...
you'll have left your mark in...
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Well, let's not put a deadline
on it because...
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I disagree with you. Isn't a challenge
without a deadline unambitious?
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Maybe another size up?
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Consider Around the World in 80 Days.
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If they'd said they were going around
the world in an unspecified time period,
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uh, the book would have been
kind of bland.
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Uh, well, I wouldn't know.
I've never read it.
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But I remember the cartoon
with the lion and the frog.
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Chemi, I think you can achieve
your goal in one month.
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I don't know, Dámaso.
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Were my first three initiatives brilliant?
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There's no question about it,
but now the jar is empty.
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And I don't want
to be constrained by time.
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Can you imagine Usain Bolt,
running the 100 meters, saying,
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"I don't want to be constrained by time"?
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I'll consider it.
But right now I need the office.
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This one? But you have the other one.
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That one's for directing.
It's a management space.
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Right now I need this space.
A space to be creative and edgy.
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I'm thinking up ideas for marketing.
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Can't you think about them in there?
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It's too small for you.
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They're making us take naps and play
with a ball. It's just like preschool.
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Seizenso has merit.
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If I were terminally ill, I'd do it.
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It's a way to see everyone before you die.
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You could just invite them for a meal.
Like the Last Supper.
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All right, Vanesa,
I'll send you my address.
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-Bye. See you this afternoon.
-Nino.
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-Yeah?
-That's a different Vanesa, right?
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No, no, Vanesa, our former director.
She's coming to my son's birthday party.
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Ah, for a minute,
we thought you'd hooked up.
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That's the idea. I only invited her
so I could be alone with her.
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While the kids are playing
in the other room,
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I'll open a bottle of wine,
turn on the charm...
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You're disgusting, you know that?
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-What? I can't even court a woman?
-I hope she slaps you in the face.
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Oof...
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I just got a little turned on.
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Oof.
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Ugh.
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Hello. Excuse me.
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Excuse me, uh...
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Are any of you guys, um...
going to die soon?
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Listen, I work
at, uh, Torregrosa Funeral Home.
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And today, I'd like to tell you
about a special offer, um...
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Have you heard of Seizenso?
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Is that the scented stuff that you burn?
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Well, it's a funeral
where the dead person...
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...uh, is still alive.
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Isn't that called a wedding?
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-What the hell...
-My God.
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Oh fuck.
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Are you sure you don't mind?
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Of course not. I'm going to take it home.
I might put it in the kitchen.
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Thank you so much.
I wanted to pay tribute to his memory.
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-Oh shit!
-You don't like it?
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It's not that.
It just took me by surprise is all.
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It's beautiful.
His veins are very prominent.
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From now on, our friend José Luis
will always be here to keep you company.
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That's great.
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-Boss.
-Yeah?
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I'm told I have to pick up
a customer at noon for the "Theithentho."
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Yeah, but stop saying "Seizenso."
You're saying it weird.
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"Theizentho."
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"Theithenso"? "Sei"...
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Hey!
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My darling!
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Holy shit...
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Uh, can we... talk outside for a minute?
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Sure, Antonio. I love surprise visits.
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Listen, I want to keep smoking joints.
I enjoy it.
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Antonio, joints are really bad for you.
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And I'm sorry, but I'm going surfing
this weekend.
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It's my mother's birthday.
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And most importantly...
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I'm happy for us to go rowing,
to restaurants, to movies...
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But I also want to fuck other people.
242
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,879
-What the hell are you saying, Antonio?
-Like an open relationship.
243
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,079
Don't you understand?
244
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,479
Rosario saw the future.
We're destined for each other!
245
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,519
Right, well, if it's destiny,
it's gonna happen anyway.
246
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,919
I could go to Czechoslovakia,
and we would still end up together.
247
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,279
Why would you want to go there?
It hasn't existed in years.
248
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,919
It's an example. Sleeping with girls,
going out with friends...
249
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,119
No!
250
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,280
-Where are you going?
-I don't want to talk to you!
251
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,799
Morning.
252
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,000
Want to be my girlfriend?
253
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Um, no, not really.
254
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,679
Ah.
255
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:15,439
But if you want to have sex
in the kitchen, I'm down for it.
256
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,839
-No.
-Want anything to eat or drink?
257
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,599
-I brought cherimoyas.
-Ah.
258
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,240
See you.
259
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,479
Hey, boss.
260
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,279
The casket for the Seizenso,
261
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,039
does it get reused? Do they take it home?
262
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,160
I don't give a damn. The only thing I...
263
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,759
Ah! Pilar. Milagros.
264
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,119
-Other way. Pilar and Milagros.
-Ah.
265
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,080
-Do you have a moment to talk?
-Of course. Let's go to the, uh...
266
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,720
-Where is Chemi?
-His other office.
267
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,240
So, how can I help?
268
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,480
Dámaso. What do you think of Chemi?
269
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,200
He's extremely creative...
270
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,879
a visionary.
271
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,919
Vanesa thought he was a drain
on this company.
272
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,639
And I agree with her. So does Pilar.
273
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,160
He's fucking useless.
274
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,239
Okay.
275
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:17,560
Well, if we're being totally honest,
then I'd say we're on the same wavelength.
276
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,759
Just so we're clear...
what if he were fired?
277
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,999
I mean, I'd... I'd be happy about it.
278
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,399
Oh, that's great. We're all in agreement.
279
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,599
If it were up to us, he'd be fired today.
280
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,559
Uh, yeah. The sooner the better.
281
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,639
Then it's decided.
282
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,799
-Excellent.
-That's that.
283
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,239
Let me know when you've spoken to Nieves.
284
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,800
Why do we need to speak to her?
285
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,039
Um, to ask her to fire Chemi?
286
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,959
We've asked you, haven't we?
287
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,559
-What do you expect me to do?
-You're the damn director.
288
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,799
I'm not the director.
289
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,600
Then who's the director?
290
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,679
Chemi.
291
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,120
Sorry?
292
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,759
All right, so just lie down in here,
tuck yourself in, and get cozy. Yeah?
293
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,799
I'd prefer to sit in the front
and put some music on.
294
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,919
Yeah, but I meant to give you
the full experience
295
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,359
of what it's like when you die.
296
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,040
Fine, fine. Just let me have a cigarette.
297
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,439
Didn't you say you had
one and a half lungs removed?
298
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,719
My time is almost up anyway...
299
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,439
All right, before I decide
if you're centers or forwards,
300
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,639
I want to know
if you've ever played basketball.
301
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,599
-I haven't played since 1984.
-I've never touched one of those balls.
302
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,479
Here, let's practice dribbling.
303
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,439
Sorry, Nieves! It's been a rough day.
304
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,960
That's okay.
Try to steal the ball from Abel.
305
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,519
-Where are you going?
-I'm needed.
306
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,879
-Where?
-The play center.
307
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,279
Okay, Olivia, bounce it.
308
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,199
Come on, come on!
309
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,799
Come on!
310
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,719
Good, good.
311
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,159
TORREGROSA FUNERAL HOME
312
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,079
Hey, Laia, you're supposed
to be asleep right now.
313
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,279
I just finished eating lunch.
314
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:08,519
Don't eat heavy meals.
They cancel out the benefits of a nap.
315
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,160
-Anyone else in there?
-Just Nino.
316
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,679
Hurry it up, chauffeur.
You're wasting precious nap time.
317
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,720
Almost done.
318
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,000
Mm! Mm!
319
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,359
Don't forget. I'm leaving early today.
320
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,759
Martín's birthday?
And you're having the party at ours?
321
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,879
Yeah, yeah.
Don't come home until 11 or midnight.
322
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,280
The children are easily rattled.
323
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,919
What does he want me to be,
a cuckqueen and a secondhand pothead?
324
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,039
Is that my destiny?
325
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,279
Maybe you should consider the possibility
326
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,719
that the medium
is just a swindler and a fraud.
327
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,559
She's predicted a lot of things.
And she cleansed your aura.
328
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,519
That woman spat in my face.
329
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,879
And you haven't killed since.
330
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,159
The other possibility is
that she actually can see the future,
331
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,760
but she means someone else...
332
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,519
Manuela, take a note
from Olivia.
333
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,079
She's fast asleep.
334
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,999
No, no, I'm not kidding.
335
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,079
It's my funeral.
336
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,600
It's something the Japanese came up with.
337
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,599
Okay. I'll see you here then.
338
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,439
Are you Marisa?
339
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,799
Yeah.
340
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,639
I'm meant to
take you to the embalming room.
341
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,800
-Ah, yeah, sure.
-Okay.
342
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,919
I was this close...
343
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,439
But at least you have
two more people on your side.
344
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,199
You could be the Axis of Evil.
345
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,559
What do you mean, evil?
We're the good guys.
346
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,720
Of course.
347
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,479
I don't have
the energy for this.
348
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,239
I'm gonna die as a successor.
349
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,599
It's always the same.
350
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,680
I get my hopes up, slap.
I get my hopes up, slap.
351
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:50,360
-Smile. The boss is coming.
-Who cares? I'm done sucking up to him.
352
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,519
Hey!
353
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,520
Have you seen the training hoop I set up?
354
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,559
Yeah, it looks very pro.
355
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,520
I'm euphoric
about my three-pointer of ideas.
356
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,359
Looks like I'll only need
a month as director, Dámaso.
357
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,279
Sorry?
358
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,440
I'm ready to sign the handover.
359
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:13,279
Are you saying that I should...
prepare my contract as director?
360
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,999
Dated a month from today.
361
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,480
And give yourself a raise.
362
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,759
Okay, if everyone has
all of their things, we're going to...
363
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,599
Abel, it's been a long time.
364
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,360
-Want to be my girlfriend again?
-No, I'm dating a gravedigger.
365
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,039
Ah. Know anyone who might want to?
366
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,119
No.
367
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,560
Any of you?
368
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,319
Two months ago,
they told me I had one month left.
369
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,919
I'm on borrowed time.
370
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,119
I'm so sorry. How are you feeling?
371
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,279
It's funny, once you know that your time
is up, it's as if your life...
372
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,319
Hello!
373
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,519
-We were discussing something personal.
-Fantastic. Uh...
374
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,359
Could you lay naked on the table
while you finish this conversation?
375
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,279
No.
376
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,759
But Seizenso is about experiencing
the same thing as the deceased.
377
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,279
Chemi, she said no.
378
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,639
Uh, do you want us to wash your hair?
Because they washed the deceased's hair.
379
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,639
She doesn't want that.
380
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,200
Um, I think that'd be nice
if we have time.
381
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,640
Do you do coloring?
382
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,559
Uh, do we?
383
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,200
Anselmo, have you seen...
384
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,999
What are you doing?
385
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Huh? Uh...
386
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,760
Taking a nap. It's mandatory.
387
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,959
It's 7:00 p.m.
388
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,920
I'll set an alarm tomorrow.
389
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,360
-Do you know where Chemi is?
-No.
390
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,999
-Now, do you have claustrophobia?
-I have lung cancer, stage four.
391
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,599
Yeah, but do you mind getting
in the casket for a few minutes?
392
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,719
Ah, no, no.
393
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,879
Because the idea is you'll be
in there when your loved ones arrive.
394
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,039
Oh, that's no problem.
395
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,839
So we'll start the music.
They'll all take a seat.
396
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,000
And when the song finishes,
you'll stand up.
397
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,719
It sounds a bit like Count Dracula?
398
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,000
Oh, no way.
It'll be a Seizenso to remember.
399
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,559
Uh, Chemi. Can I talk to you for a minute?
400
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,600
Coming. Uh, I'll be right back, Marisa.
401
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,760
Chemi, I have the contract
ready for your signature.
402
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,839
-Oh sure, of course.
-Ah, here you are.
403
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,999
-Let's see.
-Sign in the margin and at the end.
404
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,120
Mm.
405
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,999
I wonder if it's too long, a month.
406
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,240
I think I can leave my mark
in three weeks. Or less.
407
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,359
Print it again, and put two weeks.
408
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,039
No, there is no need for that.
We'll just add an addendum and...
409
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,679
Make it 13 days.
410
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,200
Even more of a challenge.
411
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,240
Fuck me.
412
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,439
-What are you doing here?
-I need advice on how to flirt.
413
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,159
I've tried 17 times
in three hours unsuccessfully.
414
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,119
Abel, you don't have any charm.
415
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,639
I mean, you're pale,
awkward, you look like, mm...
416
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,959
A psychopath.
417
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,399
You should lower your standards
and go for the desperate.
418
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,719
Who are the desperate?
419
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,479
Bingo-playing spinsters,
drunk on Baileys are a safe bet.
420
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,919
Okay? Now get lost.
I'm waiting for someone.
421
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:21,479
Bingo-playing spinsters,
drunk on Baileys are a safe bet.
422
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,480
Marisa.
423
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,400
Marisa, now.
424
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,520
Uh, I got it.
425
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,880
Marisa.
426
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,400
Marisa. You have to get up now.
427
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,199
Is something wrong?
428
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,960
Is she okay? Marisa?
429
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,240
Marisa?
430
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,359
Manuela, can you come here for a moment?
431
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,640
Marisa?!
432
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,479
Lakers are down by two
with seven seconds to go. Six, five...
433
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,479
Kobe Bryant passes to Chemi.
Three seconds left.
434
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,439
-He sees an opening. Three, two...
-Chemi! Chemi!
435
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,439
Chemi, uh, we have a problem
with the Seizenso.
436
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,399
What happened?
437
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,319
It's no longer a Seizenso.
438
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,720
Ah. She's here.
439
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,759
-Uh, who are you?
-Beltrán's grandma.
440
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,839
And is Vanesa on her way, or...
441
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,679
No, no, it's just me and him.
442
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,919
Right, well,
the birthday party's canceled.
443
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,040
I'm sorry. See ya.
444
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,400
How are you, Chemi?
445
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,239
I'm bad, Dámaso. I'm really bad.
446
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,959
It was still profitable in the end.
They've asked for a wake and cremation.
447
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,759
Just sign right there.
448
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:08,319
I thought that I was revolutionizing
the sector, but I killed a woman.
449
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,799
You didn't kill anyone.
450
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,639
And thanks to you, she was spared
her final days of agony.
451
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,400
In a way, that's another mark.
Your signature.
452
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,359
Wait, what is this?
453
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,399
The updated documents
for the change of director.
454
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,039
In 13 days, like you said.
455
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,719
No, no. I'm gonna need more time.
456
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,720
Should I change it back to a month?
457
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,840
We'll just have to see.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
458
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,400
But don't worry. This is only temporary.
459
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,119
Your time will come.
460
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:45,879
Fifty-nine.
Sixty-six. Sixty-six.
461
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,120
Twenty-five.
462
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,920
Twenty.
463
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,199
-Good afternoon, ladies.
-Nine.
464
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,639
Thirty.
465
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,999
First, we have to file
a conciliation claim
466
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,559
with the mediation service.
467
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,999
Can't I just sue them directly
for wrongful dismissal?
468
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,719
It's a mandatory preliminary step.
469
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,399
You'll be summoned
for a conciliation hearing.
470
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,479
And if no agreement can be reached
concerning a payout,
471
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,040
then you can sue.
472
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,119
I'll fight this to the death.
473
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,599
I think that we need to put
the work into our relationship, Rosario.
474
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,439
But he thinks if you've seen the future
475
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,559
and we're together,
then it'll just happen.
476
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,280
I think destiny is destiny.
477
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,439
Um, I never said
that you two would end up together.
478
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,839
Yeah, you said it two days ago.
479
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:33,479
No, I said someone you see every day.
But it's someone else.
480
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,519
Yes!
481
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,919
-Cool it, Antonio. So who is it?
-Sorry.
482
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,559
Ooh. You see the pale guy every day.
And the driver.
483
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,119
And the baker. And there's two guys
I always see on the bus...
484
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,439
You have to narrow it down
for me, Rosario.
485
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,559
Bring me an object from each of them,
and I'll tell you who it is.
486
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,119
-An object?
-An item.
487
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,960
I know what an object is, Antonio.
488
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,640
Hm.
489
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,719
-Hello?
-Donostiako Hospitalia.
490
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,079
Donostiako what?
491
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,880
Donosti Hospital. I'm calling
on behalf of emergency services...
492
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,959
Are you the family of Asier Urritzaga?
493
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,519
All right.
494
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,919
Remember the other day when you asked
for some tips on picking up girls?
495
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,999
-Stand here. Straight like this.
-Mm-hmm.
496
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,240
Okay, first, you want
to bend one knee like this.
497
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,799
And then drag the other foot.
498
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,200
And keep that going.
499
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,320
This is how you pick up girls?
500
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,959
-Oh!
-God damn it.
501
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
502
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,039
Take your hands out of your pockets.
503
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,039
-You want this kind of motion.
-It's actually pretty easy.
504
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,359
Try to smooth it out.
505
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,759
It looked a lot more complicated
when I was, uh...
506
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,359
Less tiptoes.
Otherwise, your butt sort of pokes out...
507
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,480
No, I mean, I just need to practice it,
but for my first try, uh...39068
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