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[WIND WHISTLING]
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LOBE:
Norm!
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Abram!
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[CRASHING]
[CAT HOWLS]
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[LOBE YELLING]
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Lobe?
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You've been in there for days.
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Don't you wanna come out?
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[CRASHING]
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We got a delicious
and yummy pizza here, Lobe.
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Leave me alone.
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Make sure the cleat is centered
on the top's underside.
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01:26:46,266 --> 01:26:50,202
Centered on the top's underside, yes.
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Talk to me, Norm.
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01:26:51,938 --> 01:26:53,872
Come on, Abram.
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01:26:54,941 --> 01:26:58,001
Finally, secure the cleat
to the top with screws...
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...counter-bored slightly,
so they stay hidden.
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Secure cleat to top.
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[DRILL WHIRRING]
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And there you have it.
A candle stand you can be proud of.
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Ahh...
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No.
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No!
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[YELLING]
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[CHOKING]
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[LOBE WHIMPERING]
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I'm not going to mince words
with you, gentlemen.
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01:28:05,111 --> 01:28:07,409
The Lobe's not feeling good.
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01:28:07,581 --> 01:28:09,981
Tell it to us straight, doc. What's he got?
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Carpenteria.
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You see, he wants desperately
to be a carpenter...
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...to build things with wood.
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But he has absolutely no facility for it.
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This creates in him a conflict which leads
to screaming, hissy fits and so on.
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Couldn't you rub a salve
or an ointment on him?
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- Be quiet.
- We'd like to see him...
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...if that's all right.
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Give him no ointment.
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01:28:43,817 --> 01:28:45,148
How you feeling, Lobe?
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Just dandy.
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Boss, we're so sorry that you got...
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...carpenteria.
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[SOBBING]
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What's so important
about working with wood anyway?
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You'll get another hobby, you'll see.
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01:28:58,365 --> 01:28:59,696
A hobby?
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01:28:59,866 --> 01:29:02,994
It's not a hobby, you oafish cretin.
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- That's the carpenteria talking.
- Don't you understand?
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I'm trying to learn the art
of fine carpentry...
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...so I can build this.
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The Lobe Finestra 3000...
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...my greatest invention.
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Once constructed, it will render the world
powerless against me.
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- How?
- It just will, okay?
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But because of its specific
resonating frequency...
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...it must be constructed entirely of wood.
And it's become all too apparent...
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...I don't possess the skill
necessary to build it.
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But I know someone who does.
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Uh, who, boss?
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The world's greatest carpenter.
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The wizard of wood,
the sultan of sawing.
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The monarch of molding,
the duke of dado.
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Get me Norm Abram!
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Sign it, "To Joe, the announcer.
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I think you're one of the best announcers
I've ever heard.
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- And I'm not just saying that."
- There you go.
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Thanks, Norm.
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[SIGHS]
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To Hank.
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Wow. This is one of the coolest things
we've ever done.
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I'm so excited my head's gonna explode.
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Hey. We didn't bring any wood.
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What are we gonna get Norm
to autograph?
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How about our safety glasses?
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Cool.
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[GIGGLING]
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We're up.
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I can't do it.
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Cosgrove, it's okay, buddy.
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I'm with you, don't be nervous.
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No, I can't do it.
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I'm gonna embarrass myself.
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I just know it.
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Cosgrove, he's a normal, regular guy
just like everyone...
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Norm Abram!
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I'm touching Norm Abram.
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I'm hugging Norm Abram.
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I'm holding Norm Abram above my head.
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Cut it out, Freakazoid.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Would you mind autographing
our safety glasses?
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Sure.
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Make mine to Cosgrove.
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And I'm Freaka...
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Freaka... Frea...
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Freak...
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[GIBBERING]
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- He's Freakazoid.
- There you go.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks.
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Told you there wasn't anything
to be nervous about.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Hello there...
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...Mr. Abram.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Sounds like trouble.
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[SCREAMING]
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FREAKAZOID:
What happened?
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They took Norm.
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They kidnapped Norm Abram.
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And I was next!
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Yes, I despised Sir Jeffrey.
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But I didn't kill him.
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Be that as it may, my dear woman...
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...the fact remains...
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...someone in this room did.
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[MAN YELLS]
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If you think I killed Sir Jeffrey,
you're sadly mistaken.
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With Sir Jeffrey gone...
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...you stand to gain controlling interest
of his gassy helium.
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You had a motive.
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You all had a motive.
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You can't possibly suspect me, Sioro.
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I'm much too chubby.
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Corpulence is hardly an alibi for murder,
Lord Pringle.
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Well, what about him?
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You have been rather quiet this evening.
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Perhaps you're trying to hide something,
yes?
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I think I'm in the wrong show.
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Sorry, wrong show.
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Okay, what do we got?
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Well, a bunch of people
saw the two men that took Norm.
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Using their description...
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...I was able to come up
with this composite sketch.
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I've faxed it to law-enforcement agencies
around the world.
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Great.
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I think I might have come up
with something interesting.
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Muffins made entirely of dill weed.
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- So?
- Must you pounce on all my ideas?
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[SOBBING]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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The Freak-A-Phone.
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- Freakazoid.
- Inspector Hogan, Scotland Yard.
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Look, I got your fax,
old boy, and, well, um...
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...I think I just may have those two men
you're looking for.
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NARRATOR:
And now, back to our story.
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I didn't kill Sir Jeffrey.
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I meant the other story.
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Well, Mr. Abram...
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...think you can build it?
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Yeah. I can build it.
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- Wonderful.
- But I won't.
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When I became a carpenter,
I took an oath.
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I promised to only use my skills
for the forces of good.
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We'll just see about that.
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Ooh...
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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Milled from the finest birch.
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Not a flaw, not one imperfection,
absolutely perfect.
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It really would be quite a shame
if something...
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...unsavory happened to it, eh, Norm?
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- Hmm?
- All right, I'll do it.
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I knew you'd see it my way.
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You're an evil man.
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You're too kind.
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Take him to the workshop.
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Almost time for my guests.
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Okay, let's run it again from the top.
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One: Norm Abram is gone. Two...
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We don't have a "two."
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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Now, I have been mulling
this whole thing over...
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...and I think I know
what happened to Norm.
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- Pixy people.
- What?
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Hear me out, Freakazoid.
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The government's covered up
their existence for years.
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Now, here's my scenario.
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JONES: The pixy people live
in the center of the Earth.
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And owing to a strange
atmospheric phenomenon...
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...the only television program
they can get...
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...is Norm Abram's carpentry show.
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- Ooh, Norm.
- Now, one day...
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...the pixy king
was crushed by a boulder.
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He wasn't killed,
but a new leader had to be chosen.
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So they came up here...
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...kidnapped Norm Abram...
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...then took him down to their cavern...
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...where he's now the pixy king.
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What do you think?
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One: Norm Abram is gone. Two...
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We don't have a "two."
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It's amazing.
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The craftsmanship, the detail.
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Exquisite work, Norm.
You're a genius, old boy.
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You'll never get away with it, Lobe.
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Ha-ha-ha. Will too.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Ah, my guests.
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Welcome, welcome one and all.
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Cave Guy, Longhorn, good to see you.
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Cobra Queen.
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That wasn't poisonous, was it?
Ha-ha-ha.
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Hello, Jack.
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- Jeepers.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Invisibo, good not to see you.
Ha-ha-ha.
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INVISIBO:
Yes.
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Guitierrez.
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I don't think I've ever had the pleasure
of being in an episode with you before.
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No, I usually like to be the star.
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01:37:34,747 --> 01:37:37,580
But in this case,
I have made an exception.
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Glad you did. Have a party hat.
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[CHATTERING]
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INVISIBO: Now, where are those
devilish crackers I so love?
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All the drywall had to be redone.
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The spa worked, maybe once.
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This contractor was...
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Oh, I can't even talk about it,
I get so upset.
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LOBE:
Attention.
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Did everyone get their raffle ticket?
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01:38:08,347 --> 01:38:12,340
Good, then I guess it's time
to call the guest of honor.
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Freakazoid, please.
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Speaking.
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Norm Abram! Where?
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01:38:20,126 --> 01:38:22,788
Places, everyone, places.
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[MUMBLING]
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Shh. We don't want to ruin the surprise.
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Hello? Norm?
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Norm, are you here?
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[FREAKAZOID YELLING]
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ALL:
Surprise!
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[GRUNTING]
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Any last words, old boy?
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I'm not scared of you weenies.
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Don't say the weenie word.
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You should be scared, Freakazoid.
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Because, thanks to Norm Abram's
master craftsmanship...
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...in a matter of moments,
you will cease to exist.
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Everything has a frequency
at which it falls apart.
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Breaks down. Crumbles.
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And this amazingly beautiful
woodwind instrument is tuned...
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...to yours.
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One swift, sharp blow
into this mouthpiece...
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...and you'll be pulverized.
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[CHEERING]
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Scared now, Freakazoid?
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A smooch.
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Raffle time.
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Raffle time.
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What's the prize?
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The winner gets to blow the horn...
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...and blast Freakazoid to bits.
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Seven, one, three...
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...nine, four...
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...four, one, five...
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...one, four, seven.
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I won. I won.
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Go, girlfriend.
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I can't believe it, I never win anything.
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Oh, what a shock.
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I have to catch my breath. Oh.
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Whenever you're ready, Mr. Lucky.
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01:40:35,227 --> 01:40:37,218
[GRUNTING]
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01:40:39,865 --> 01:40:41,264
Guitierrez. Don't do it.
263
01:40:41,434 --> 01:40:43,231
Think about when you were a nice guy.
264
01:40:43,402 --> 01:40:46,132
I was never a nice guy.
265
01:40:46,305 --> 01:40:47,897
Now, shh.
266
01:40:50,109 --> 01:40:51,303
Count me down.
267
01:40:51,477 --> 01:40:53,240
It's much more dramatic that way.
268
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ALL:
Five...
269
01:40:55,247 --> 01:40:57,340
...four, three...
270
01:40:57,516 --> 01:40:59,484
...two, one...
271
01:40:59,652 --> 01:41:00,812
...blow!
272
01:41:07,226 --> 01:41:08,818
I don't think so, punk.
273
01:41:08,994 --> 01:41:10,723
The carpenter's loose.
274
01:41:13,733 --> 01:41:15,564
COBRA QUEEN:
Get him!
275
01:41:23,275 --> 01:41:27,234
- Let's rock 'n' roll.
- You got it, Norm.
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[GROWLING]
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[RO ARING]
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01:42:07,386 --> 01:42:08,876
Can't we talk about this?
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01:42:09,054 --> 01:42:10,919
I promise to always be humane...
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01:42:11,090 --> 01:42:12,455
...to woods of every kind.
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01:42:20,132 --> 01:42:21,963
Go ahead, it's your show.
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01:42:27,072 --> 01:42:29,063
[YELLING]
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
284
01:42:37,149 --> 01:42:40,448
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's our last new show this season.
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01:42:40,619 --> 01:42:44,248
I wanna thank our special guest,
Mr. Norm Abram.
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01:42:48,594 --> 01:42:50,892
Thanks, folks, and remember this:
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01:42:51,063 --> 01:42:53,691
Be sure to read, understand and follow...
288
01:42:53,866 --> 01:42:56,494
...all the safety rules
that come with your power tools.
289
01:42:56,669 --> 01:42:59,035
Knowing how to use
your power tools properly...
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01:42:59,205 --> 01:43:01,799
...will greatly reduce the risk
of personal injury.
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01:43:01,974 --> 01:43:03,168
And remember this:
292
01:43:03,342 --> 01:43:05,640
There is no more important safety rule...
293
01:43:05,811 --> 01:43:08,336
...than to wear these, safety glasses.
294
01:43:08,514 --> 01:43:11,176
I also wanna thank
all the villains on our show.
295
01:43:11,350 --> 01:43:12,942
Haven't they been great sports?
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01:43:13,118 --> 01:43:15,109
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
297
01:43:22,461 --> 01:43:25,191
And of course,
let's not forget my buddy, Cosgrove...
298
01:43:25,364 --> 01:43:27,264
...my mentor, Roddy MacStew...
299
01:43:27,433 --> 01:43:29,458
...my manservant, Professor Jones...
300
01:43:29,635 --> 01:43:30,863
...my girlfriend, Steff...
301
01:43:31,036 --> 01:43:33,266
...my mom, dad, jerky brother Duncan...
302
01:43:33,439 --> 01:43:34,906
...my cat, Mr. Chubbikins...
303
01:43:35,074 --> 01:43:37,201
...our executive producer,
Steven Spielberg...
304
01:43:37,376 --> 01:43:42,541
...and our very own announcer,
Mr. Joe Leahy.
305
01:43:42,715 --> 01:43:45,206
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Joe! Joe! Joe!
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And now, before we go...
307
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...we'd like to leave you
with this thought:
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[SINGING "WE'LL MEET AGAIN"]
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[SOBBING]
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[SOBBING]
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Everybody.
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[SINGING]
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You're an evil man.
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