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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:22:21,472 --> 00:22:22,837 Hi, I'm Leonard Maltin. 2 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:25,669 You know, many consider the "Island of Dr. Mystico"... 3 00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:28,971 ...one of the most pointless Freakazoid! Adventures ever made. 4 00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:31,410 Interestingly, critics first loved the episode... 5 00:22:31,582 --> 00:22:34,983 ...but that all changed when they found out it wasn't European. 6 00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:38,553 However, today's episode does contain some interesting performances. 7 00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:40,953 See if you can't spot Emit Nervend... 8 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:44,253 ...in a walk-on role as a salty dance hall chanteuse. 9 00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:45,452 Also... 10 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,791 [ORANGU-MAN GROWLING] 11 00:22:48,466 --> 00:22:50,559 No. For the love of humanity. Ah! 12 00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:53,760 [NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT] 13 00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:05,142 Recapping our top story. At this very moment, the city's top villains... 14 00:23:05,316 --> 00:23:10,686 ...are being transported by Freakazoid to the remote country of France, Europe... 15 00:23:10,855 --> 00:23:13,653 ...where it's hoped they will never bother anyone again. 16 00:23:13,824 --> 00:23:15,621 At the risk of editorializing... 17 00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:19,251 ...I think I speak for all my fellow citizens when I say: 18 00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:23,491 Good riddance, you thieving jackals bred from the bowels of heck. 19 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:28,065 FREAKAZOID: Whee! 20 00:23:29,006 --> 00:23:32,407 I'm flying a plane, I'm flying a plane! 21 00:23:32,576 --> 00:23:34,840 Boy, being a pilot's really neat-o. 22 00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,344 You're doing real good, ki... Plane. 23 00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:43,145 - Thanks. - That was quite a jolt, Freak. 24 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:46,586 - Everything okay? - Yeah, sorry, Steff. The prisoners all right? 25 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:49,487 Let me and Professor Jones worry about the prisoners. 26 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,595 You fly-boys keep your mind on those fancy gadgets. 27 00:23:52,930 --> 00:23:54,591 [ALL LAUGHING] 28 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,657 Blimp. 29 00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:02,765 That was quite a jolt. 30 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:06,876 So how much longer until we get to France and unload these creeps, kid? 31 00:24:07,044 --> 00:24:08,978 Well, if my instruments are correct... 32 00:24:09,146 --> 00:24:12,638 ...and calculating a tail wind of 65.9 knots... 33 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,045 ...a smooch longer. 34 00:24:14,251 --> 00:24:15,616 JONES: Ah! 35 00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:18,186 Sounds like Professor Jones needs me. 36 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,187 Happy flying. 37 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,392 Brando. 38 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:31,031 No, no, no. Orange juice. I want orange juice. 39 00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:33,261 Oh, I'm so sorry, l... 40 00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:37,669 Hey, jerk face. This ain't no chicken. I wants chicken. 41 00:24:37,842 --> 00:24:40,310 Chicken, yes, chicken. I'Il... 42 00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:44,244 - These peanuts are stale. - Ah! 43 00:24:44,415 --> 00:24:46,440 [VILLAINS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 44 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,811 Hey, leave Professor Jones alone. 45 00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:53,650 He's doing the best he can. 46 00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:57,151 Come on, Jonesy. 47 00:24:57,328 --> 00:24:58,852 [JONES SOBBING] 48 00:24:59,029 --> 00:25:01,327 JONES: Oh, dear. 49 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,461 [ALL LAUGHING] 50 00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:16,236 - Ah! What was that? - Just a little turbulence, Lobe. Relax. 51 00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:20,214 How can I relax when we're 30,000 feet in the air with that... 52 00:25:20,384 --> 00:25:22,944 That buffoon at the controls? 53 00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:25,951 FREAKAZOID [ON PA]: Good afternoon to you, ladies and gentlemen. 54 00:25:26,123 --> 00:25:28,421 This is your captain, Freakazoid, speaking. 55 00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:32,358 I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you aboard Prison Air. 56 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:35,328 We realize you've got a lot of choices out there... 57 00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:38,525 ...so a big thank-a-roony for choosing us. 58 00:25:38,702 --> 00:25:40,761 I'd like to point out some of the scenic... 59 00:25:40,938 --> 00:25:43,907 - Plane. JONES: Ah! 60 00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:48,605 FREAKAZOID: I'd also like to point out some of the scenic landmarks along our route. 61 00:25:48,779 --> 00:25:51,805 To our right is the right wing. 62 00:25:51,982 --> 00:25:53,847 ALL: Ooh. 63 00:25:54,018 --> 00:25:56,851 And out the left is something very special. 64 00:25:57,021 --> 00:25:59,251 - Where? I don't see anything. - Booga, booga, booga! 65 00:25:59,423 --> 00:26:00,515 Ah! 66 00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:07,429 Hey, Cosgrove. Take over while I go to the little captain's room, okay? 67 00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:11,799 ALL [SINGING]: Oh, I went down South For to see my Sal 68 00:26:11,969 --> 00:26:14,130 Singing Polly wolly doodle all the day 69 00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:16,170 [ALL MUMBLING] 70 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,365 Singing Polly wolly doodle all the day 71 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,567 Fair thee well, fair thee well 72 00:26:20,744 --> 00:26:21,733 Ah! 73 00:26:21,912 --> 00:26:23,379 [ALL SCREAMING] 74 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:24,636 Ah! 75 00:26:26,016 --> 00:26:27,210 What's wrong? 76 00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,545 I just remembered. I don't know how to fly. 77 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:31,483 [GRUNTING] 78 00:26:36,994 --> 00:26:38,154 [BOTH SIGH] 79 00:26:38,329 --> 00:26:40,593 That was quite a jolt, Freak. 80 00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:44,566 MYSTICO: Well, well... 81 00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:49,195 ...it seems someone's stumbled into our Ionely neck of the woods. 82 00:26:49,373 --> 00:26:54,811 Let's see if I can't convince them to stay a while, eh, Sparkle? 83 00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:56,810 [MEOWS] 84 00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:12,561 - What the...? - Freakazoid, what's wrong? 85 00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:17,394 Can't see anything. Sun in eyes. Must talk like this. 86 00:27:20,971 --> 00:27:22,768 [JONES SCREAMING] 87 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:29,144 I can't see the controls. The light's blinding me. 88 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,914 CAVE GUY: This is the last time I fly this airline. 89 00:27:35,085 --> 00:27:36,143 [DING] 90 00:27:37,521 --> 00:27:38,545 [DING] 91 00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:40,349 [ALL SCREAMING] 92 00:27:44,428 --> 00:27:46,259 Sweet muffins, help me. 93 00:27:46,430 --> 00:27:49,831 I can't fit this infernal thing over my immense head. 94 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:55,869 Freakazoid, I'm scared. 95 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,708 Yeah, me too. I'm scared too. 96 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,973 Wait a minute. What's that big blue thing? 97 00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:06,912 What? I don't see anything. 98 00:28:07,084 --> 00:28:08,711 There. That big blue thing. 99 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,887 ALL: Ocean! 100 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:14,948 STEFF: That was quite a jolt, Freak. 101 00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:17,456 [ALL GRUNTING] 102 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,954 FREAKAZOID: A little more. 103 00:28:25,436 --> 00:28:27,666 [ALL PANTING] 104 00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:30,299 Listen up, villains. 105 00:28:30,474 --> 00:28:32,032 As long as we're stranded here... 106 00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:34,541 ...I'm going to unlock your leg manacles. 107 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:38,910 Anyone who tries to make a break for it's gonna be in big trouble. Got it? 108 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:41,074 VILLAINS: Mm-hm. 109 00:28:47,157 --> 00:28:50,820 Whoo-hoo! Yee-ha! I'm free. 110 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:53,896 So long, losers. 111 00:28:54,064 --> 00:28:55,224 [GROWLING] 112 00:28:55,399 --> 00:28:59,597 What in tarnation...? Get your hands off... Ah! 113 00:29:05,275 --> 00:29:06,537 JONES: Don't leave me. 114 00:29:15,185 --> 00:29:17,119 Longhorn's nose ring. 115 00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:20,916 NARRATOR: But where's Longhorn? 116 00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:31,660 Phew. All right, everyone, listen up. 117 00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:36,439 Come on, guys, listen up. 118 00:29:37,808 --> 00:29:39,833 No, you're ruining it. 119 00:29:40,010 --> 00:29:41,773 Freakazoid said listen up. 120 00:29:43,614 --> 00:29:44,638 Here's the plan. 121 00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:47,181 Steff, you and Cobra Queen work on that plane. 122 00:29:47,351 --> 00:29:50,047 Cosgrove and I will take Lobe and Cave Guy into the jungle. 123 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,950 To figure out who or what took Longhorn. 124 00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:56,456 Wait a minute. Why does Freakazoid get to make the plan? 125 00:29:56,627 --> 00:29:58,117 Because it's his show. 126 00:29:58,295 --> 00:30:01,890 I've got a huge brain. I could make up a marvelous plan. 127 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:03,693 You want a time-out? 128 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:04,891 No. 129 00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:06,661 All right. Let's move them out. 130 00:30:09,973 --> 00:30:14,774 CANDLE JACK: Excuse me, Freakazoid. Is there anything I should do? 131 00:30:14,945 --> 00:30:18,642 Hm. Why don't you stay here and scare the professor. 132 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,750 CANDLE JACK: Marvelous. 133 00:30:21,618 --> 00:30:23,108 JONES: Ah! 134 00:30:26,023 --> 00:30:30,517 MYSTICO: Look, Sparkle. What fascinating specimens they are. 135 00:30:30,694 --> 00:30:35,996 They should make invaluable additions to my experiments. 136 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,599 [MEOWS] 137 00:30:38,202 --> 00:30:39,931 By following Longhorn's footprints... 138 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,731 ...we might be able to find out what happened. 139 00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:44,931 Duh. Like, that's not so obvious. 140 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:50,274 But Freakazoid's our leader, so I guess he must be a really brilliant supergenius. 141 00:30:50,447 --> 00:30:53,610 - I guess he's just the smartest per... - All right, that's it. 142 00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:56,218 One more word out of you and you're grounded. 143 00:30:56,386 --> 00:30:57,580 Says who? 144 00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:59,780 Says me, you big brain head. 145 00:30:59,957 --> 00:31:01,982 My, aren't we the clever one? 146 00:31:02,159 --> 00:31:04,650 CAVE GUY: Ah! No. No. 147 00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:08,457 Unhand me, you hairy apes. 148 00:31:08,632 --> 00:31:10,293 Cave Guy. 149 00:31:13,437 --> 00:31:14,927 Just like Longhorn. 150 00:31:15,305 --> 00:31:19,105 See, kids? That's what happens when you don't use the buddy system. 151 00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:22,211 COSGRO VE: The buddy system has gone on to safeguard the lives... 152 00:31:22,379 --> 00:31:24,404 ...of millions throughout the world. 153 00:31:24,581 --> 00:31:27,982 Just grab the hand of the person next to you. 154 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:32,020 It's the smart and enjoyable way to watch out for others... 155 00:31:32,189 --> 00:31:34,783 ...while they watch out for you. So... 156 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,791 ALL: Buddy up for safety. 157 00:31:40,264 --> 00:31:42,425 JONES: Leave me alone. 158 00:31:42,966 --> 00:31:45,799 Help! Help! Ah! 159 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,131 [JONES SCREAMING] 160 00:31:52,476 --> 00:31:56,139 So you and Freakazoid gonna get married? 161 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,981 We're kind of just dating right now. 162 00:31:59,149 --> 00:32:02,118 If you don't mind my asking, why are you with him? 163 00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:04,311 He's so stupid. 164 00:32:04,488 --> 00:32:06,353 He only acts that way for TV. 165 00:32:06,523 --> 00:32:09,754 When the camera's off, he's really kind of normal. 166 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,994 I didn't have many dates when I was your age. 167 00:32:14,398 --> 00:32:17,765 Oh, I don't believe that. You're beautiful. 168 00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:22,269 It's true. I had skin problems. 169 00:32:22,439 --> 00:32:23,599 Pimples, huh? 170 00:32:23,774 --> 00:32:25,674 No, shedding. 171 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:28,610 Wonder how the boys are doing? 172 00:32:29,079 --> 00:32:31,274 You were supposed to hold Cosgrove's hand. 173 00:32:31,448 --> 00:32:33,848 That's the whole point of the buddy system. 174 00:32:34,017 --> 00:32:37,453 I know, but it was all sweaty and damp and such. 175 00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:39,816 We're not going anywhere until we find Cosgrove. 176 00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:43,118 I'm gonna backtrack a little. You wait here. 177 00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:46,461 I hate this episode. 178 00:32:47,331 --> 00:32:49,026 FREAKAZOID: Help! Help! 179 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:53,333 Oh, sweet music. Could it be? 180 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,032 [GRUNTING] 181 00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:00,938 Pull me out of the quicksand. Hurry. 182 00:33:03,847 --> 00:33:08,443 LOBE: With Freakazoid out of the way, they might make me the star of the show. 183 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,246 But do I really want that pressure? 184 00:33:10,921 --> 00:33:12,684 MAN: Welcome to Morality and You. 185 00:33:12,856 --> 00:33:17,555 And now, here to discuss The Lobe's moral quandary is Dr. Henry Kissinger. 186 00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:22,563 Dr. Kissinger, what are we to make of the ethical dilemma facing The Lobe? 187 00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:25,024 [MUMBLING] 188 00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:30,667 [ORANGU-MAN GROWLING] 189 00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:32,570 KISSINGER: Help me. Help me. 190 00:33:33,243 --> 00:33:35,211 Lobe, please. 191 00:33:35,379 --> 00:33:37,040 [GURGLING] 192 00:33:39,816 --> 00:33:41,147 [COUGHING] 193 00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,752 Come, Fatima. Bring him here. 194 00:33:45,355 --> 00:33:46,754 [FREAKAZOID GRUNTING] 195 00:33:47,190 --> 00:33:49,351 Who are you? What have you done to the others? 196 00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:51,517 There'll be time for questions later. 197 00:33:51,695 --> 00:33:54,186 No, there won't. The show's over in 10 minutes. 198 00:33:54,364 --> 00:33:58,596 Well, if you hadn't wasted all that time in the plane, I'd... 199 00:33:59,436 --> 00:34:01,597 You will all be my guests for dinner. 200 00:34:01,772 --> 00:34:04,639 I trust you're hungry. I've made a casserole. 201 00:34:04,808 --> 00:34:07,675 Akbar. Ringo. Fatima. 202 00:34:07,844 --> 00:34:09,971 To the house, schnell. 203 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:18,252 I'm sorry if my method of introduction seemed a trifle ungracious. 204 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:22,256 I have to be careful of those trying to spy on my work. 205 00:34:23,093 --> 00:34:24,082 [GASPS] 206 00:34:24,261 --> 00:34:26,923 There's nothing to be afraid of, Mr. Lobe. 207 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:31,165 I assure you the Orangu-Men are perfectly harmless. 208 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:34,327 Unless I bid them otherwise. 209 00:34:35,038 --> 00:34:36,596 Orangu-Men? 210 00:34:36,773 --> 00:34:37,831 Yes. 211 00:34:38,008 --> 00:34:43,776 By combining the orangutans indigenous to this island with humans... 212 00:34:43,947 --> 00:34:47,110 ...I've been able to create a new species of primate. 213 00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:51,118 More powerful than any on Earth. 214 00:34:54,157 --> 00:34:55,556 They called me mad... 215 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:56,954 ...insane... 216 00:34:57,127 --> 00:34:58,526 ...Wendel. 217 00:34:58,695 --> 00:35:01,562 They barred me from the universities until I had no choice... 218 00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:04,257 ...but to flee here and conduct my research. 219 00:35:04,434 --> 00:35:06,834 Well, who's crazy now? 220 00:35:07,004 --> 00:35:10,201 Who's mad now? 221 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,776 Try the casserole, Freakazoid, before it gets cold. 222 00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:19,577 I saw that. 223 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,012 - What? - That. 224 00:35:21,184 --> 00:35:24,153 You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you? 225 00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:26,784 ALL: Whoo. 226 00:35:28,225 --> 00:35:30,352 What have you done with Longhorn and Cave Guy? 227 00:35:30,527 --> 00:35:34,190 Have patience. You'll be joining them soon enough. 228 00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:35,922 [LAUGHING] 229 00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:40,994 Sorry, I just thought of something funny. 230 00:35:41,505 --> 00:35:44,906 Gentlemen, a toast to my charming company. 231 00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:49,073 Drink. 232 00:35:51,515 --> 00:35:53,449 Delicious, isn't it? 233 00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:57,018 You can barely taste the drug at all. 234 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:10,761 You can pass out now, Inspector Cosgrove. 235 00:36:12,302 --> 00:36:14,793 Prepare the operating room. 236 00:36:14,971 --> 00:36:16,529 It's time... 237 00:36:16,706 --> 00:36:19,072 ...to play. 238 00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:24,905 COSGRO VE: Freakazoid. 239 00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:27,414 Freakazoid. How you feeling, kid? 240 00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:29,245 Hi. I'm Leonard Maltin. 241 00:36:29,419 --> 00:36:30,784 [KISSINGER MUMBLING] 242 00:36:31,855 --> 00:36:34,221 [GRO ANING] 243 00:36:34,758 --> 00:36:39,127 Them little small drinks kick like a mule, don't they, son? 244 00:36:39,329 --> 00:36:40,626 Where are we? 245 00:36:40,797 --> 00:36:42,731 Dr. Mystico's lab. 246 00:36:42,899 --> 00:36:44,230 Near as we can reckon... 247 00:36:44,401 --> 00:36:47,962 ...he's planning on combining us with them varmints across the way... 248 00:36:48,138 --> 00:36:50,470 ...and fashioning himself a bunch more of them... 249 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,800 ...Orangu-Men. 250 00:36:51,975 --> 00:36:53,636 MYSTICO: Brilliantly deduced. 251 00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:57,541 Using the likes of Freakazoid, Cave Guy, The Lobe... 252 00:36:57,714 --> 00:36:59,648 ...Leonard Maltin... 253 00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,875 ...there'll be no stopping me. 254 00:37:02,052 --> 00:37:03,849 [THUNDER CRACKING] 255 00:37:04,054 --> 00:37:08,491 I'll build a private army of super-apes and take over Cleveland. 256 00:37:08,658 --> 00:37:09,989 Don't you mean the world? 257 00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:12,724 I meant the world, yes. 258 00:37:12,896 --> 00:37:13,988 What did I say? 259 00:37:14,164 --> 00:37:15,825 Cleveland? 260 00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:17,057 I always do that. 261 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,501 Whoo. 262 00:37:19,903 --> 00:37:20,995 Now... 263 00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:23,901 ...who wants to go first? 264 00:37:24,074 --> 00:37:25,234 ALL: He does. 265 00:37:25,675 --> 00:37:27,267 [MEOWS] 266 00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:31,873 Why didn't you do that before we got down here? 267 00:37:32,048 --> 00:37:33,379 [MEOWS] 268 00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:37,046 I'll deal with you all shortly. 269 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:40,656 Sparkle has to tinky. 270 00:37:41,725 --> 00:37:43,454 This reminds me of a movie. 271 00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:48,228 [GRUNTING] 272 00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:52,094 CAVE GUY: It's no use, old boy. 273 00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:55,329 We've tried. It's molecular bamboo. 274 00:37:55,505 --> 00:37:58,838 Well, we can't just sit here. We've gotta do something. 275 00:37:59,142 --> 00:38:01,406 When they make me an Orangu-Man... 276 00:38:01,578 --> 00:38:04,479 ...I hope they don't put me in a tutu. I'd hate that. 277 00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:06,548 Gotta think. Gotta think. 278 00:38:06,716 --> 00:38:08,650 Cave Guy, still got your cell phone? 279 00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:11,309 - Of course. - Give it to me. 280 00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:13,354 COSGRO VE: Who you calling, kid? 281 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:17,015 Greg, our new production assistant on the show. He's good. 282 00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:19,128 Greg, it's Freakazoid. 283 00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:21,821 I'll call her back. Look, we're trapped on some island. 284 00:38:21,998 --> 00:38:23,590 There's a key that opens the cell. 285 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,735 Don't know what it looks like, where it is. 286 00:38:25,902 --> 00:38:27,665 Find it and bring it to us. Got it? 287 00:38:27,837 --> 00:38:30,465 - Now what? - We wait. 288 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,767 Hi, Freakazoid. Sorry it took so long. 289 00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:36,470 Here's the key. I thought you guys might like some coffee too. 290 00:38:36,646 --> 00:38:37,977 Here's everyone's messages. 291 00:38:38,148 --> 00:38:41,777 Cave Guy, your accountant called. I told him go ahead and roll over your CD. 292 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,078 Good man. 293 00:38:43,253 --> 00:38:44,311 Can I go to lunch now? 294 00:38:44,487 --> 00:38:46,478 Yeah, thanks. 295 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:01,264 ALL [SINGING]: Carefully on tiptoe stealing 296 00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:05,404 Breathing gently as we may 297 00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:09,102 Every step with caution feeling 298 00:39:09,279 --> 00:39:12,874 We will softly sneak away 299 00:39:13,049 --> 00:39:14,448 [CAT MEOWS] 300 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:16,142 Goodness me 301 00:39:16,319 --> 00:39:17,684 Why what was that? 302 00:39:18,421 --> 00:39:20,218 Silent be 303 00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:22,017 It's that darn cat 304 00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:26,392 It was, it was that cat 305 00:39:26,563 --> 00:39:28,360 MYSTICO [SINGING]: That's right 306 00:39:28,531 --> 00:39:30,863 It was my cat 307 00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:32,160 Get them. 308 00:39:32,335 --> 00:39:33,324 [GROWLING] 309 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,001 ALL: Ah! 310 00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:39,031 [KISSINGER MUMBLING] 311 00:39:41,077 --> 00:39:42,704 ALL: Ah! 312 00:39:43,513 --> 00:39:44,946 [GROWLING] 313 00:39:46,883 --> 00:39:48,646 Stop! 314 00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:50,342 What are we doing? 315 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,010 I'm a superhero. 316 00:39:52,188 --> 00:39:55,282 Cave Guy, Longhorn, you've got the strength of 20 men. 317 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,517 Lobe, you're as evil as they get. 318 00:39:57,694 --> 00:40:00,527 Leonard, you know every movie ever made. 319 00:40:00,697 --> 00:40:02,597 Are we gonna let a few apes scare us? 320 00:40:02,766 --> 00:40:05,735 - I say we fight. - Hoorah! 321 00:40:09,005 --> 00:40:10,336 [GROWLING] 322 00:40:10,907 --> 00:40:12,431 ALL: Ah! 323 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:18,711 JONES: No, go away. Leave me alone. CANDLE JACK: Come here. Come back. 324 00:40:18,882 --> 00:40:20,144 I'll get you. 325 00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:22,581 FREAKAZOID'S GROUP: Ah! 326 00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:27,681 Everyone in. Let's go, go, go. 327 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:36,521 Where'd that runway come from? 328 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:40,431 - Do you know some guy named Greg? - All right, Greg. 329 00:40:43,006 --> 00:40:44,564 [PANTING] 330 00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:48,243 Ah! 331 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:55,550 [GROWLING] 332 00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:02,822 That was quite a jolt, Freak. 333 00:41:04,494 --> 00:41:06,985 - That was quite a jolt, Freak. FREAKAZOID: All right, we got it. 334 00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:08,992 [GROWLING] 335 00:41:15,505 --> 00:41:18,633 [LONGHORN SNORING] 336 00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:25,171 Hey, kid. Who's flying the plane? 337 00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:27,175 Don't worry. 338 00:41:27,817 --> 00:41:29,785 MAN [ON RADIO]: This is French Air control. 339 00:41:29,953 --> 00:41:32,251 Come in, Prison Air, over. 340 00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:35,251 [MUMBLING] 341 00:41:37,193 --> 00:41:39,024 MAN: I can't understand you. 342 00:41:39,195 --> 00:41:42,596 [KISSINGER MUMBLING] 343 00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:44,097 What? 344 00:41:44,267 --> 00:41:47,259 [KISSINGER MUMBLING] 345 00:41:47,437 --> 00:41:49,905 MAN: What are you saying? 346 00:41:50,073 --> 00:41:51,870 [KISSINGER MUMBLING] 347 00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:22,460 That was quite a jolt, Freak. 348 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:27,866 [ENGLISH SDH] 24997

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