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Three cheers for Freakazoid.
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Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
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Hip hip hooray!
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Thanks, Freakazoid.
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You saved the lives
of everyone in the city.
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As well as the entire free world.
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And on behalf of the United Kingdom...
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...I want to personally thank you,
Freakazoid, in a very personal way...
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...if you catch my drift.
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00:43:34,976 --> 00:43:38,377
Yeah, well, cool your jets, princess,
and wait your turn.
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- He's taken.
- Sharon.
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Why, you tramp.
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Who you calling a tramp,
you stuck up little...?
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00:43:44,919 --> 00:43:46,887
How dare you.
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Come on, yeah. Right now.
Dl: I'm not afraid of you. How dare you?
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Ow!
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Dl: I am not accustomed to your style
nor your manner:
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Now, ladies, ladies, calm down.
There is plenty of me for everybody.
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If not, I'll just have them
draw me bigger.
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This was without a doubt
the most exciting Freakavoid...
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Let me try this again.
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Take two.
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This was without a doubt...
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...the most exciting
Freakazoid adventure of all time.
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00:44:27,762 --> 00:44:30,697
Hey, kids, sorry you missed it,
but I got started early today.
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But tell me, Freakazoid...
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...how did you know how to deactivate
this 800-megaton nuclear warhead?
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Simple. I read the instruction manual.
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See? You just raise the plunger
to deactivate the warhead...
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...and you push the plunger
to reactivate it.
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Ooh, boy. That was about as stupid
as me raising taxes.
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Allow me to be the first one to say "ouch. "
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Mm. Hello, kiddies.
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I'm the network censor...
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...and I just want to assure
our young viewers out there...
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...that no one was hurt
in the previous scene.
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Everyone is okay.
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Including me.
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Oof!
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The aliens may bring to us
the wisdom of the universe.
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If not, we'll blast them.
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I am Mo-Ron.
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I come with a important message...
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...for all mankind.
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And what is that message?
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I am Mo-Ron.
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Do you come in peace or war?
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Ooh!
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Muh...
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I am Mo-Ron.
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What is your purpose here?
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Oh!
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I am Mo-Ron.
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Blast him.
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Uh, let me try something.
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Tell us, what is two plus two?
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Twenty-two.
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I am Mo-Ron.
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We can pretty much rule out
the wisdom of the universe.
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Then let's blast him.
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Twenty-three?
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Mm. Hello again. I'm the network censor.
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And before I was so rudely interrupted...
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...I just wanted to say that no one was hurt
in the previous scene.
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Oh.
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Ugh!
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He feels no pain
He can fly quite fast
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In feats of strength
He is unsurpassed
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His grip is firm
Never quavery
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Britannia's superhero
He's Lord Bravery
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Lord Bravery, Lord Bravery
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Lord Bravery
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Oh, let's just get on with it.
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Nigel, the tea's ready.
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Nigel, the tea.
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- Nigel.
- Ouch!
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I thought he was impervious to pain.
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I am impervious to...
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Do I take it the ficus hurled at my head
was meant as some sort of signal?
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- The tea's ready.
- Then get it.
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Well, you are up, darling.
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Oh, yes, let me get the tea.
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I'd hate to see either of you actually
have to walk the 3 feet...
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...into this frightening,
mysterious new world we call a kitchen.
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You might get lost
or attacked by the dishwasher.
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Your tea.
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You forgot the sugar.
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Most people your age die.
Why won't you?
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There's no need to be rude, Nigel.
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Not being rude, darling.
Merely a suggestion.
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Why doesn't he get a job?
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This is my job, you old bat.
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If I don't monitor
the emergency frequencies...
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...I won't know who needs rescuing.
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Mother does have a point, Nigel.
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This superhero business
doesn't seem to be paying off.
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Well, not yet, but it will.
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You think Superman
started right at the top?
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Yes.
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Well, yes, he did, he did,
but not the others.
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It takes years to establish yourself
as a superhero.
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All the same, a little less time
listening to your radios...
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...and more time spent rescuing people
might be better.
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Well, what do you expect me to do...
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...just fly around all day
looking for people to save?
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Good idea.
And get some milk while you're at it.
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And some sugar.
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Oh, and, Nigel,
some chickpeas for the salad.
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And bouillon cubes.
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Yes, Mother needs her bouillon cubes.
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And some sticky buns.
Don't forget the sticky buns.
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"Don't forget the sticky buns. "
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Help!
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Ah!
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Help!
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Help!
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It's all right, my good man.
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Fear not, Lord Bravery has arrived.
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Young boy, right, okay, right.
Here's a video camera.
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Be a good lad and get a few shots of me
rescuing the man from that hole, all right?
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A nice wide shot, not too much headroom
and a nice background...
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Help!
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Yes, yes, we have heard you.
We're not deaf, you know.
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What was I saying?
Yes, uh, not too much headroom...
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...and try to keep the camera
from shaking, okay?
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Ready?
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I'll find you, you little...
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- Help!
- Would you stop yelling?
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Sorry.
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All right, all right. What's the problem?
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I fell in this hole. I'm trapped.
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Fine, hold on. I'll come and get you.
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- What's that smell?
- I think I fell in the sewer.
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The sew...? Oh! Well, can't you climb out?
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If I could climb out,
I wouldn't be yelling "help," now, would I?
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Well, you could have at least yelled,
"Help, I'm trapped in a sewer. "
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- What would that have done?
- Saved me a trip.
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Do you think you could get me Superman?
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Oh, Superman?
What do you need with him?
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I'm a superhero, aren't I?
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I don't know. Are you?
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Yes, I told you.
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I said,
"Fear not, Lord Bravery has arrived. "
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Oh, I thought that was a joke.
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A joke?
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Yeah, you know, to keep me
from focusing on my horrible pain.
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- Yes, well, it's not a joke.
- Good, because it didn't work.
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Look, I'm going to throw a rope
down to you.
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A rope?
I thought you were gonna come get me.
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From the sewer?
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Superman would do it.
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Well, he's not here.
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Could you go get him?
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Look, just grab onto the rope
and I'll pull you up.
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Or maybe you could get
those turtle fellows with the bandannas.
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I don't think they'd mind
the stench down here too much.
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In fact, I think they'd rather like it.
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You are a remarkable twit.
Do you know that?
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In fact, I think those turtles
live in the sewers.
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Listen, would you please stop talking
and just grab onto the rope, all right?
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Whoa!
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Do you want to call for Superman
or should I?
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Oh, fine.
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We interrupt
our regularly scheduled program...
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...to bring you this special report
from The WB Network.
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What exactly is The WB?
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Can someone tell me this?
What's it mean, "The WB"?
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The water bucket? The wimpy boy?
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The wet bananas? I don't know what.
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The weird butt? What? I'm asking.
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This has been a special report
from the Weird Butt Network.
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We now join Freakazoid,
already in progress.
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That's Uranus.
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Greetings, inhabitants of planet Earth.
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Uh, greetings.
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I have traveled many millions of light-years
across 40 billion galaxies to come here...
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...for the answer to a vital question
that concerns the entire universe.
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And what is that question?
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Please tell us:
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That doll, Barbie,
what's the name of her little sister?
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Hey, all I can think of is Pebbles.
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Let me handle this.
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It's Skipper.
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Skipper.
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Huh.
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Hey, everyone, it's Skipper.
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I am Mo-Ron.
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Now, knock that off.
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Oh, now I've hurt his feelings.
Hey, I'm sorry.
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Mo-Ron forgive.
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Lucky me.
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And now...
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This concludes our musical interlude.
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We now return to our program.
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And now...
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Candid conversations
with the superheroes of yesteryear.
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Aquaman is staring at Zippy's food,
so Zippy the fast boy says:
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"Hey, I'm having the shrimp scampi here. "
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And Aquaman says,
"That ain't no shrimp scampi.
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That's my Uncle Leo. "
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I was with Aquaman
outside Sy's Clam Bar once...
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...when we ran into the Green Fog.
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Oy, what a stink.
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The Green Fog? Piffle.
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Like lilacs in springtime.
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You want to fight a stench,
try doing battle with the Brown Fog.
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Now, that was a smelly fog.
He'd creep up on you too.
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You'd be standing there,
minding your own business...
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...then out from nowhere, a smell...
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...oy, like something crawled
under the porch and died.
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And there he is, the Brown Fog,
choking you, your eyes burning.
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I thought I was gonna die.
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- Well, what'd you do?
- What could I do?
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I lit a match, he blew up. End of story.
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01:00:06,033 --> 01:00:08,695
Hey, blue boy,
did you check the pastrami?
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How do know
it ain't got a bomb in it, huh?
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I have many enemies.
Get it away from me.
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01:00:14,207 --> 01:00:15,538
Yes, sir.
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Hurry, it's gonna blow.
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"I lit a match. "
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01:00:45,339 --> 01:00:48,103
Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Well, that's our show.
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01:00:50,277 --> 01:00:52,711
I hope you had as much fun watching it
as we had making it.
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01:00:52,879 --> 01:00:55,074
You're not the boss of me. I'll make you...
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01:00:55,248 --> 01:00:58,979
I've a parking space. I'll show you.
I own everything in the world.
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01:00:59,152 --> 01:01:02,588
I've got my own parking space,
you do not. I drive your car.
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Ahh, come to think of it...
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...I hope you had more fun watching it
than we had making it.
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So till next time.
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Hmm...
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Hmm...
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Hmm...
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I am Mo-Ron.
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You're still here, huh?
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I come with a important message...
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...for all mankind.
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Yeah, so we've heard. Wonderful.
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Me remember message.
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01:01:41,361 --> 01:01:44,387
Could it be, "I am Mo-Ron"?
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01:01:44,564 --> 01:01:47,556
No, it is, uh, um...
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A giant comet heading to Earth.
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Now he tells us.
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All right, folks.
That's all we have time for today.
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We have to run.
So next time, don't forget to freak out.
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01:02:34,247 --> 01:02:36,681
Mm. Hello...
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I quit.
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01:02:46,426 --> 01:02:48,587
Out here...
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01:02:49,696 --> 01:02:53,029
...we're on vacation.
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01:02:54,634 --> 01:02:58,832
We have left work behind.
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That's why we don't have any clips
to show...
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01:03:02,943 --> 01:03:07,403
...from the next episode of Freakazoid.
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We'd better get to work.
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So fade out already.
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