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We found your mum.
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Would you like to meet her?
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Nah, fuck her.
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Yeah, you're better off
with the twats who looked after you.
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Yeah, you should be grateful
that someone wanted you.
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{\an8}No one would ever want me.
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{\an8}Hm.
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{\an8}-If you don't agree, say so.
-No, you're spot on.
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Yeah, you're proper disgusting.
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No one would ever want you
anywhere near their home and family.
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-Appreciate your honesty.
-Yeah, not a problem.
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Just out of curiosity,
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what's the most disgusting thing about me,
in your opinion?
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-In case I wanted to improve.
-Cor.
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It is impossible to narrow it down
to one thing, innit really?
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It's a toe-fucking shit show.
You're absolutely fucked all over.
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-Come on, try your best. Come on.
-Okay.
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You look like
a disgusting old sloth who's in a tree
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and you're dying of starvation.
You got alopecia 'cause of stress.
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You go, "Oh, I gotta go down
to the jungle floor,
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but I'm scared. I've gotta get a banana."
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You're down there, and you're crawling.
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You're at your most vulnerable.
You're slow. Ooh, out of the bushes,
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oh, it's a gang of AIDS chimps,
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and they give you
the bumming of your life.
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Right in your fucking rot pot.
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Yeah! They started AIDS,
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and they're gonna finish AIDS
in your arsehole, you dirty little cunt.
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And there you are, all infected.
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"Oh!"
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"I'm all full-blown. I'm dying!"
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"Any drugs yet?" No! It's 1980.
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I bet we could get him adopted.
Be positive.
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No, no point. Nothing good ever happens.
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No. Wait, wait, wait.
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Actually, it could be
one of those YouTube videos,
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you know, when you get some cunts who go,
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"What happens if you throw
a bus off a cliff?" You know what I mean?
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Or, "Can a dwarf
drink a pint of chili oil and live?"
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-We need to clean him up a bit though.
-Yep.
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Why don't you ever wash yourself?
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Well, think. How do cats wash?
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Lick ourselves.
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Exactly. Would you lick any part of me?
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-Definitely not.
-No, nor would I.
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I'm disgusting!
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Yeah, why don't we all gob on him
and let him roll around in it?
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-What you doing?
-Trying to get Puke adopted.
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-Why?
-Good question.
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-It's like a challenge.
-Take the most unlovable cunt you've got.
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See if someone wants him.
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-No takers yet, unsurprisingly.
-No.
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We've been here 15 minutes, mate.
Give it time.
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Feels longer.
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-What's that down his back?
-It's goz.
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We all gobbed on him to clean him up,
but it just... He just stinks now.
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It's very foamy, isn't it?
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Who do we thinks gonna adopt him?
Who are we hoping for?
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-A nice family.
-No.
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It'll be a charity of some kind,
I'd have thought.
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Chinese restaurant.
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Get some extra food, then,
if you went in a Chinese restaurant.
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Out of all the town,
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who would you want to be adopted by
if you could choose anyone?
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-Glenn?
-Who's that?
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-The baker.
-Oh, I know. Mr. Maynard.
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-The geezer with the plastic leg?
-Why do you like him?
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-The baked goods?
-No, 'cause of his plastic leg.
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What? Why?
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I like sleeping on it.
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Here. Here's a likely one.
Here you are, look. Sit up.
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Go on, smile. Smile, you cunt.
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-I am bloody smiling.
-Here she comes.
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Oh!
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Look at that one!
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-Come here, you!
-Not me! Not me!
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-Fuck off! Fuck off!
-Oh my God.
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Fucking hell!
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Bite her! Bite her!
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She's got my neck! Argh!
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Put him down, you old cunt!
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Oh fuck! Argh!
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-She's tickling his bollocks.
-Oh, look! Oh!
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He'll be back in a fucking day.
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There's not an old lady alive
that can hold Gus.
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-Where's she taking him?
-Just to her home. Don't worry.
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-Back to her shithole.
-Oh.
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That's rubbish.
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What the fuck am I doing?
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As the average temperature
of the Earth slowly increases,
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the polar ice caps recede.
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If the polar ice caps
were to completely melt,
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the sea level would rise
by nearly 70 meters.
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This would be devastating to some...
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-He's back.
-Gus!
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-Yeah! Free as a bird.
-Wow.
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-You get fingered?
-No, I didn't. What we watching?
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-You got brushed, didn't you?
-Yeah, I did.
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Fucking documentary
about the end of civilization.
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Fucking climate change, famine.
Shit like that.
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Bring it on. Fuck 'em all.
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-Fuck 'em all, mate.
-The documentary's leaning the other way.
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Ooh! Let's save Africa!
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Let's do a fucking song
and beg the West for money
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and then spend it
on corrugated iron to build a shit house.
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I thought they liked mud huts. Mud's free!
Build a house out of mud again.
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They can't make mud,
because there's no water.
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Who can't make mud?
Why can't you make mud? It's fucking...
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Literally the easiest thing
in the fucking world to make is mud.
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If you've got wet earth, yes.
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Right, well, get some wet earth.
What happened to all the water?
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Oh, did it just disappear into thin air?
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Oh, all the rivers and lakes
just went up into the clouds?
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You've just described evaporation, yes.
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If the polar ice caps are melting, give
the fucking famine countries that water
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and sort the problem out
once and for all. Job done.
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-Brilliant.
-Brilliant.
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Well, no. Not brilliant.
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Because, first of all,
don't say famine countries.
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If all the ice melts,
then the whole world will be flooded.
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Good! Fuck people.
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-Yeah, fuck 'em.
-Kill 'em all.
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I can't wait for people
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to fucking wipe people
off the fucking face of the earth.
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I don't care what it is.
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I don't care whether it's your fucking
global warming or your polar ice caps
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or your fucking famine.
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Well, it'll be overpopulation.
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Fucking overpopulation.
That makes me fucking laugh.
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Stop having more fucking babies, then!
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Who's walking around shagging when they're
fucking starving in the first place?
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Do what we do.
Eat the fucking dead ones, right?
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Waste not, want not.
My nan ate a couple of her own kids.
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One was born fucking dead.
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The other was born
a little fucking runt, all deformed.
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It's gonna fucking die anyway.
More trouble than it's worth.
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Fucking eat it.
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-Okay, well, good discussion.
-What do you think, Olive?
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Worry about the world
or just let every fucking human die?
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Just let 'em all die, I think.
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-Exactly.
-Yeah, another one in that column.
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-Yeah.
-Think you proved your point.
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-Yeah.
-I don't think we can influence it much.
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-Are we looking for me house again?
-Oh yeah.
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There's Lara.
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-Look at him.
-What?
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-Well, you've stiffened.
-No.
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-Shitting himself.
-I'm just gonna go over and chat to her.
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'Cause she... she's into me,
and I'm just gonna reel her in.
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How you doing?
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So you're a player, yeah?
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Nah, just a bit, babe.
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Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.
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I've been there, done that.
See you around.
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No. No, I thought...
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Oh. Wh...
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Gandhi was right. Bitches be trippin'.
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-I don't think Gandhi said that.
-Doesn't matter who said it.
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My point is, he was right.
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-Who?
-Gandhi.
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Ah. Who do you think Gandhi is?
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When you picture Gandhi,
who comes into your head?
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Bitches be trippin'.
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What I mean is,
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what does he look like?
Describe the person.
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-Big cool dude. Loads of chains.
-Not Gandhi. Nah, not Gandhi.
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-Fucking angry motherfucker.
-No. Again, not him.
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-This dude will pop a cap in your ass.
-Definitely not.
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Who's Gandhi, then?
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Um... I mean, he's not a player.
Put it that way.
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He used to wear a sort of linen...
I want to say linen, kind of wrap, shawl.
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I'm not thinking of him. I wouldn't.
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A noble... a noble man,
but not known as a lothario.
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-Fuck off, Gandhi.
-Um...
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-Little round glasses.
-Fuck off.
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-And he led India to independence in 1947.
-Fuck off. He sounds like a right cunt.
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Get your fucking stupid fucking toga face
out of my fucking ass.
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Okay. I mean,
he was assassinated in the end, so...
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Twat. Oh.
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Look, look, look. She's coming back.
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Thought so.
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-Hiya.
-Yeah, h-hi.
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You are an idiot. You know that, yeah?
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Wow. That is your opinion.
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-But you... you are though.
-Right.
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-Yeah.
-What's your point?
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Thing is, I guess I am single now.
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Yep. Me too.
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-You get used to it.
-Wakey, wakey, Grandad.
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Oh. Yeah, no. Yeah.
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What I'm saying is,
you're single, I'm single.
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So, you know, I might
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ask you out one day.
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You might ask me out one day?
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Yeah, if that...
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If you would want me to.
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-What would you say?
-Oh my God.
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-What?
-You're gonna ask me...
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-Yeah?
-if you should ask me out?
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I'm not saying that. I'm saying...
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-I might as well ask you.
-I'm not saying whether I ask you out.
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I'm saying if I were to ask you out,
would... would you say yes?
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-Oh my God. You'll have to take a risk.
-What? Oh.
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In front of the lads?
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Yeah, I'm gonna take a risk
in front of the lads. "Ooh, oh, Lara."
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"Do you wanna come out with me?" "No."
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Well, fuck off, then!
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Wow.
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Just ask me.
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-Do you wanna go out?
-Yes.
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-Right. Good. That's what I thought. So...
-Good.
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On a date?
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That's the point.
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Right. Hungry?
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Always.
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Take me out tonight
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Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
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Driving in your car
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Oh, please don't drop me home
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Because it's not my home
It's their home, and I'm welcome no more
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And if a double-decker bus
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Crashes into us
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To die by your side
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Is such a heavenly way to die
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And if a ten-ton truck
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Kills the both of us
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To die by your side
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Well, the pleasure
The privilege is mine
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Oh, there is a light
And it never goes out
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There is a light and it never goes out
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There is a light and it never goes out
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There is a light and it never goes out
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Right. Here we are.
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Well, let's catch us some mice.
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-I've got to catch my own mice?
-No. No.
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This is on me. I'm catching the mice.
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-Really? Okay.
-Yes, put your claws away.
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-I'll be catching these mice.
-Lovely.
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00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:16,498
Right, there's one.
240
00:11:16,499 --> 00:11:18,540
Ooh, he's fast, isn't he? He was fast.
241
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:20,540
He saw me. He was scared. You see him?
242
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:21,540
-Shat himself.
-Yeah.
243
00:11:21,541 --> 00:11:24,248
-Yeah, you're well hard.
-Scarpered, little twat. Right?
244
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:28,207
Right, I should've caught that one.
Wouldn't think they'd be fast. Tiny legs.
245
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,873
-You're pretty slow.
-Their legs go faster than mine.
246
00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,457
Particularly these days.
I've got a little bit of rheumatism.
247
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,623
-Do you?
-Yeah.
248
00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:36,998
-Hold on.
-Okay. What you doing now?
249
00:11:36,999 --> 00:11:38,415
Stretching. Stretching.
250
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,832
I've put my back out waking up before.
251
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,040
This is impressive.
Do you want me to do it?
252
00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:48,207
No, I am gonna catch us
some fat, lazy, invalid...
253
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,873
-'Cause I am quite hungry.
-Here we go. There's one...
254
00:11:50,874 --> 00:11:52,582
Oh my God! I've got one.
255
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,873
-Yes!
-I've got one!
256
00:11:53,874 --> 00:11:55,583
Oh!
257
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,498
-I ate it. I ate it immediately.
-You ate it? Oh my God.
258
00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:01,498
-It was winding me up.
-Okay. I'm the date.
259
00:12:01,499 --> 00:12:04,458
-Yeah, I know. The next one is yours.
-Okay.
260
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,999
{\an8}Fuck me, I got one. Got one! Got one!
261
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,290
-I ate that too. What is up with me?
-Oh my God.
262
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,915
-It's an instinct.
-Greedy. Greedy instinct.
263
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:17,874
Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Okay, wait.
264
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:23,498
Don't eat it. Don't eat it. Don't eat it.
265
00:12:23,499 --> 00:12:25,957
-There you go. That good?
-Mmm!
266
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,958
-Yeah, that was good, actually.
-Yeah. Right.
267
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,623
-There you go.
-That was nice. Well done.
268
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,998
-Cheers.
-For not eating it.
269
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,707
-That was nice.
-Yeah.
270
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:37,373
Went on a date. Went to a graveyard.
Caught some mice. Ate them.
271
00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:40,332
-Just chatting.
-It's what you do on dates, babe.
272
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,498
God. Here comes my crew.
273
00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:43,832
-Your crew?
-Yeah.
274
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,457
Watch out.
275
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:49,040
Cool dudes.
Don't listen to what they say. Nah. Um...
276
00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,165
Hi, guys.
277
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,957
-This is Puke.
-Good day.
278
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,707
-Uh, Fang.
-All right.
279
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,582
-This is, uh, Olive.
-All right.
280
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,748
Uh...
281
00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:58,498
-This is Lara.
-Hello.
282
00:12:58,499 --> 00:12:59,623
She's my...
283
00:12:59,624 --> 00:13:02,124
Well, I'm not gonna say, really.
284
00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,624
What?
285
00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:07,707
No, I'm saying.
She's female. I'm male. You do the math.
286
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:11,373
-Although, I'm not committed yet, but...
-Hang on. What?
287
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,957
I'm saying, if it goes well,
288
00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,708
you know, uh,
289
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,082
then, yeah.
290
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,415
-I'm keeping my options open.
-Oh, are you?
291
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:21,915
-Same here. I'm like you.
-You?
292
00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:23,457
-Yeah.
-You've got options?
293
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,998
-I've got loads.
-You haven't got any fucking options.
294
00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:27,623
-Like what?
-Like last night.
295
00:13:27,624 --> 00:13:29,040
What did you do last night?
296
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,333
Fucked a rat.
297
00:13:39,624 --> 00:13:41,165
-That's awful.
-Is it?
298
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,457
-What are you saying that for?
-Didn't feel awful. Felt fantastic.
299
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,624
-I don't want that in me head.
-She did.
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