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Margaret, are you willing to take on
all that life has to offer with me?
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Oh my gosh!
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Will you marry m...
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Margaret Higgenbotham?
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Yes?
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
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Enjoy the rest of your night.
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But we didn't sign up for anything!
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You're going to divorce me
in 8 years from now?!
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Poor kid. Could you imagine that
ride home?
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Helen Broad?
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I think she's the one. She isn't.
Oh she is.
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She is! She isn't. She is.
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Ever Weston?
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Yeah?
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You've been served by Hindsight
Services. Enjoy the rest of your day.
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She isn't.
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5 years from now a tornado rolls
through here, about two blocks,
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but there's minimal damage to this house.
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David Mitchem?
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Every time!
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Bachelorette party.
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Noah?
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Joy?
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Oh, come on!
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Um, French fries? Cabaret?
A chorus line! Hash browns?
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Indiana Jones? Mr Potato Head!
Mary Poppins? Toy Story!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, West Side Story!
Yes!! Go babe!
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Thank you so much again. Such a good time.
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We had such a fun time.
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Good! We'll do my house next month, okay.
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Just let me know what to bring.
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Charades?
I'm going to get you guys next time.
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Bye! See ya later!
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We still gotta pick up the food.
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Oh, boo!
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And take out the trash.
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Double boo!
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Or... Oh, I like "or".
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Jacket pocket!
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So I'll see you tonight?
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Mhm, don't be late. Remember?
We've got that thing.
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Bachlorette party.
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That's the thing.
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The one with your work friends.
The one with the sister you hate.
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Andrea... Well, do you need a ride?
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No, Kim is
picking me up. I am helping with food so,
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I've got to get there early. We still need
to get the trash.
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I'll get it later.
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Uh uh, finish chewing!
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I gotta get to work
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I hated that!
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That's not going to be one of your things
now, right?
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I gotta go!
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Noah!
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Ugh!
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I gotta go with Birdie! Oh, come on!
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Uh, yeah he—he would love that.
Make him a purple one. Noah loves purple.
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Uh, no. Noah's dad is trying
to do something, I think.
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No, we went to Noah's mom's.
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Well, all your sisters will be here,
and we'd love to have everybody together.
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Do you think Noah could just
invite his dad to come to our place?
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I know it's a bit of a driv...
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...
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Uh, you know, I don't know if Noah
would be comfortable asking him.
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Um, I don't know.
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They just don't really talk a lot, Mom.
Especially about things like that.
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Maybe—oh yes!
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No, I—I mean
um, maybe. I'll try talking to him.
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He's good... I think? He says that a lot;
"I'm good".
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You know, it's kind of annoying,
but the kind of...
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...annoying that you can't be mad about,
because it's worse for you...
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...to be mad about it than
it is for him to do it, so
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...you just don't say anything,
but what you want...
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...is for him to tell you how he
really feels, because...
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...no one can be good all the time,
you know?
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Oh.
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If Hindsight had been around
5 years ago, it would have saved me a...
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...fortune in legal fees
in most of my 20's.
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Listen to your big sister on this one, Kim.
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This is burnt.
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All right,
I think it's time for another game!
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Francis is perfect, Andrea.
He'd never do anything.
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Nobody is perfect, Kim. Thinking
that is only going to get you hurt...
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We have Bridal Pictionary!
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He's perfect, okay?
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It's just Pictionary, but aggressively
wedding themed!
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Any exes?
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Oh, everyone has exes!
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Oh I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
What's her name?
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I think I have travel sized
Boggle in my purse!
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It's just some girl that he works with.
I met her before.
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She's nice, it's fine... Jessica Rogers.
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I don't think now is the best time
for us to be doing thi...
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Oh I found her, I found her, I found her!
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And, she posted a picture of her
and Francis at work just two months ago.
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Oh my gosh!
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Kim, that is the company Christmas card.
It doesn't mean anything.
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We don't know that. None of us do.
But—but, there's an easy way to find out.
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I don't think that this is a good idea.
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Come on, like you've never done it!
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No, I—I haven't.
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Aren't you married?
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All of that future wave stuff had
just been invented when I got married.
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My husband started working
for Hindsight and we...
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...talked about doing it, but it
just never really seemed necessary.
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I know it's scary,
but not knowing doesn't make it better.
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I didn't say I was scared.
We were fine...
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"Were?"
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We are fine!
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I think I'm going to do it. That's my girl!
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Kim, are you sure about this?
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We just agreed that it was better to know.
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I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
We'll all do it.
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Yeah, yeah!
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The first one delivers instantly,
so it'll be fun. Like a game!
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Like Russian Roulette.
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Oh please, Joy!
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I'm only going to do it
if we all do it. Please?
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What's the harm? Oh, I'm sure you and
your husband are the perfect couple.
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All right.
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On the count of three,
we'll all hit send together.
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Okay, ladies? Okay, okay, okay.
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One, two, three!
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We did it, we did it!
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We did it!
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Noah?
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Joy?
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Uh, J-Joy Roberts?
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Hi, Phil.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
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Have a great rest of your night.
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So— Please don't be mad!
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Everyone said that we should
download the app and do it, but I
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didn't want to, but they just kept
pressuring me and so I pretended
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to do it with them,
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but I didn't actually submit the info.
I-I swear, I don't know how it got sent!
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Well...
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I'm just going to say this and then you
can be mad, and I understand if you are.
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Believe me, but...
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I think we should open it, because
it's there and we know it's there, and if
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we were to do something like throw
it away it would just...
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It would drive me insane. I'm sorry!
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It's a "no fault" divorce.
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What does that mean?
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Means we didn't place blame on a
particular party or anything.
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It makes it easier.
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Legally.
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Is that all it says?
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No, there are some details.
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Our major argument centers
around a trip we take to Paris.
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Well that's crazy, right?
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Because we would never go to Paris.
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I mean...
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I know I've talked about it,
but you hate to fly,
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and touristy stuff, and
smelly cheese and...
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure what to do.
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What usually happens?
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Yelling. Usually yelling happens.
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Do you want to yell?
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I'm good.
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Or?
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I like "or".
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We could always not go to Paris?
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I mean, if we just decide right now
to never go to Paris,
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then maybe we won't get divorced. I mean
the future can change, right?
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Hindsight is kind of built on that
idea of divorcing now instead of later.
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So we just don't go!
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You always wanted to go to Paris.
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Yeah I know, but it's okay.
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It sounds like I would
have a terrible time.
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I mean what do we have
to lose if it doesn't work out?
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Right. Yeah, I mean it happens to couples
all the time. My parents are divorced.
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Yes—No! Not "yes" like "yes!",
but like "yes".
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Right.
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Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay!
Yeah, okay. Okay! Okay! Okay.
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Hindsight has new memberships that get
us new files every week.
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We'll just have to sign up
and pick a time for deliveries.
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How about Saturdays at 6:00 p.m.?
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Saturday's at 6:00 it is, and until
then we just go on with life as normal.
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Try not to think about it.
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I'm going to think about it.
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Yeah. I'm going to think about it a lot.
Right. I am thinking about it right now.
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I know. But look, we we can do this!
You know, it's only one week.
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Not even a week. Six days!
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Okay. Yeah. Yeah! All right it—yes,
six days. Yes, easy!
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We can do this.
We can do this!
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services!
Enjoy the rest of your day!
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.
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So?
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Ha!
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Yeah!
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All of our savings?
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We file for a divorce 2 weeks
into a cross country road trip.
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Well, at least it changed.
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We could probably change it again? Yeah!
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So? No RV's?
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Or no cross country road trips.
Just to be safe.
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Come on!
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No, no, nooo!
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Well that doesn't seem so...
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You buy 26 pinball machines!
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Understandable.
So just one pinball machine?
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No pinball!
No pinball.
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Why are they so happy? I'm not happy!
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So— Yeah. No— Yep.
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You've been served Hindsight Services.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
Enjoy your day.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services.
Enjoy.
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You've been served by Hindsight Services...
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You have been served by Hindsight Services.
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You've been served by Hindsight...
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Hey Noah! We're ready for
you in there. How you doing?
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I'm good.
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He has lots of friends!
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Yes, I do! I am not one of these
helicopter mothers that's like going
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all over the place.
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No, seriously.
Okay, who paid for your parking today?
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Hey Noah!
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Hey Phil.
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Everything okay?
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I'm good.
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Ugh, I just feel like an idiot!
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You know, like I always knew there's
something wrong with him, but I—I
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just didn't want to admit it, you know?
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I'm so sorry, Kim.
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I mean, what kind of person quits their
job at 40 to pursue a country music career?
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It's a lot to wrap your head around.
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It's like a nightmare that I
haven't woken up from yet.
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This feels too baggy.
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It's a little baggy.
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Ugh! I just wanted to be married already!
Yeah.
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I'm just so tired of dating.
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You know, getting to know someone
all over again, and even worse,
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letting them get to know you. Okay, it's
exhausting!
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I'm just—
I'm just so done with first dates.
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I only ever had one.
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You're kidding? Like, I knew that you
and Noah had been together for
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a while, but wow. Geez. Like,
I can't even imagine just dating one guy.
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I thought you just said that
you didn't like dating?
247
00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:13,630
Well, I don't, but I feel like you should
you know at least try out a few to see
248
00:25:13,631 --> 00:25:16,919
you know, what you like and
more importantly, what you do not.
249
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,303
I like that one!
250
00:25:18,304 --> 00:25:19,800
Yeah?
251
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,919
I am so sorry, I have been an idiot!
252
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,519
Here I am, making this all about me, and
you are going through the exact same thing!
253
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,419
No, it's fine! Really.
254
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:32,959
No, no. It is not! To think that jerk
would ever divorce you! Okay, you're
255
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,909
awesome, okay?
256
00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:39,278
And you don't need anyone to be the
perfect amazing person that you are!
257
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,300
I love that romper!
258
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,100
It's really okay! We're seeing
if we can make it work.
259
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,260
Doesn't the file say that
you guys get divorced?
260
00:25:53,350 --> 00:25:59,119
Yes, but we're seeing if we
can change it. And it's working!
261
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:05,219
Well, at least the reason why we're
getting divorced keeps changing.
262
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:09,300
But we always seem to still get divorced.
263
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,079
That sounds horrible.
264
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,079
Eh? Eh... Oh.
265
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,999
It's really not that bad. We're
handling it. We'll work it out.
266
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,914
I don't know, just don't feel trapped okay?
267
00:26:19,915 --> 00:26:24,000
Like, if it doesn't work out with Noah,
then you can do better.
268
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,175
Oh, I really like that color.
269
00:26:26,176 --> 00:26:27,395
Right.
270
00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:32,222
Besides, I'm sure it's not all
it's cracked up to be, right?
271
00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,190
I'm sorry?
272
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,041
Being married.
273
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:37,404
Oh! Um... I don't know it's...
274
00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:41,761
it's a lot of things. It's— it's different
than I thought it would be.
275
00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:43,279
Is it scary?
276
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,704
No, no.
277
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,020
I mean...
278
00:26:49,954 --> 00:26:54,071
...yes? It's really intense sometimes,
but like
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00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:58,719
a good kind of intense.
Like before I was building a
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00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,423
tent alone in the woods,
281
00:27:00,424 --> 00:27:03,639
and if I dropped a pole or something
then who cares, right?
282
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,479
But now I am building this big, beautiful,
intricate house with another person,
283
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,119
and if I mess up then
284
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,872
I just have a tower of bricks crushing not
just me but someone else, too.
285
00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:17,000
Does that make sense?
286
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,173
Not really, no.
287
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,673
Right.
288
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,886
That's cute!
289
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:53,919
Hey Noah.
290
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,919
Hey.
291
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,919
Got your file. Uh, how's it going?
292
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,669
Uh, it's alright.
293
00:28:02,670 --> 00:28:04,500
How's Joy?
294
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,000
Well?
295
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
What is it?
296
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,969
11 years from now.
297
00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:51,000
Well, that's the longest one yet!
298
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,500
We get divorced because I miss
our daughter's 9th birthday.
299
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,000
Our daughter?
300
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,000
Yeah.
301
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,000
Oh.
302
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:22,240
So, does that mean we just
don't celebrate birthdays? Or...
303
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,819
I really don't like "or".
304
00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:34,000
Yeah... me either.
305
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,000
But I don't want to get divorced.
306
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,360
Me neither.
307
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,000
Okay.
308
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Okay.
309
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,813
Um, this cake is great Leslie.
310
00:30:29,814 --> 00:30:34,379
So good! Best cake I ever had.
311
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:37,293
Delicious. Yeah.
312
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:52,000
The icing is also great.
Yeah it's um, uh coconut.
313
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,800
Would never have guessed.
314
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,963
Well, I was going to start a fire.
Uh, do you guys want to help?
315
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,519
Make life harder for you!
316
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,679
"My process server was rude
and disrespectful of
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00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,919
my grandmother's funeral."
She shouldn't have had an open casket.
318
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,199
She's cute, right?
319
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,199
It won't last.
320
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,462
What do you mean?
321
00:31:43,463 --> 00:31:46,399
We're not supposed to be
with one person our entire life.
322
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,919
That's not what nature intended. And you
can't fight your nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
323
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,471
But I'm not wrong. We're basically
all just mammals that can talk.
324
00:31:55,472 --> 00:31:57,074
We are mammals that can talk.
325
00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,108
See?
326
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,919
I'm already winning Noah over.
327
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:05,000
"My process server was intrusive,
and completely devoid of any sympathy."
328
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,700
"Completely" is a strong word.
329
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,116
So you guys think I shouldn't get married?
330
00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:16,078
You can do what you want.
I don't care. Just be honest about her.
331
00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:20,199
People get scared and lonely,
so they get married
332
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,419
because they think it will
save them from dying alone.
333
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,465
Well there is love, too.
334
00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:29,919
Marriage doesn't have a monopoly on love.
Just alimony.
335
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:35,279
Oh, haha. My process server arrived
while my date and I were on the
336
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,519
Jumbotron kiss cam. I actually
kind of felt bad about that one.
337
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,000
Don't listen to him, Phil.
He's just a cynical old man.
338
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,119
Thank goodness.
339
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,239
How can you guys not
be cynical, given what we do for a living?
340
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,419
That's true.
341
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,549
I don't know. Uh...
342
00:32:52,550 --> 00:32:56,999
being around it all the time gives me
hope there's something better out there.
343
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,919
Makes sense!
344
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,797
Geez, Phil! Have your own opinion.
I don't even care what it is.
345
00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:05,000
Just stop agreeing with
the last person who talks.
346
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200
Okay.
347
00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:10,301
Why are you like this?
348
00:33:10,394 --> 00:33:11,127
What do you mean?
349
00:33:11,128 --> 00:33:11,993
It was rhetorical.
350
00:33:11,994 --> 00:33:14,149
I can't believe we're even talking
about marriage
351
00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:15,664
when you can't even have an opinion.
352
00:33:15,665 --> 00:33:17,769
Why don't want we talk
about something else, huh?
353
00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:18,895
I'm just getting started.
354
00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:21,528
I just think we should, uh,
change the subject.
355
00:33:21,621 --> 00:33:23,082
Why?
356
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,919
What, what are you doing?
357
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,450
He's trying to change his subject
because of what's going between Joy and I.
358
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,344
Oh. Sorry, I... Relax
guys! It's fine, you know?
359
00:33:36,345 --> 00:33:41,319
Seriously, you don't have to worry me.
Uh, it is what it is. I'm good.
360
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:47,000
"My process server seems to be
severely depressed and I was concerned."
361
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,619
It'll pass, man.
362
00:33:56,620 --> 00:34:01,619
Yeah! Besides, getting divorced
isn't the worst thing in the world.
363
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,119
And, Hindsight Services
doesn't even work, anyway.
364
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,425
Hindsight works. Future waves work.
365
00:34:06,530 --> 00:34:08,241
Sure, future waves are real
366
00:34:08,242 --> 00:34:12,071
but, they work on some things
better than others.
367
00:34:12,072 --> 00:34:13,399
They can tell us when it's
368
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,789
going to rain, but people are just too
complicated. We change our minds too much.
369
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:24,479
Heck, just by knowing it changes. And then
you know you know, and it changes again.
370
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,919
Then it's just an infinite
ever-changing future of possibilities.
371
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,919
So, it doesn't work?
372
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,459
Oh no, it works. We're just not
delivering what you think we're delivering.
373
00:34:34,460 --> 00:34:36,669
And that is?
374
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:41,279
Doubt. Hindsight Services is great
at delivering doubt. And believe me,
375
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,578
it's just as real as anything else.
376
00:34:43,579 --> 00:34:47,919
People are always looking for an
escape hatch, just in case.
377
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,227
And once we deliver that doubt, they can't
shake it.
378
00:34:50,228 --> 00:34:54,700
So, they pull the hatch. They always do.
379
00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:02,916
How are things with you and—Geez! Lesley!
380
00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:05,291
I'm sorry, I didn't want to ask
in front of the others.
381
00:35:05,386 --> 00:35:08,219
Things are fine. Everything is fine. It's
not that bad.
382
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,355
What's not that bad?
383
00:35:09,356 --> 00:35:11,229
Nothing! We're—we're
handling it. We're just
384
00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,292
going through some
kinks right now, that's all.
385
00:35:13,429 --> 00:35:17,199
I would just be careful Joy, okay? High
tension situations like this are ticking
386
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,083
time bombs. One of you might
snap and kill the other one.
387
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,219
I've seen it happen!
388
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,419
You've seen it happen?
389
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,449
People snap, Joy!
390
00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:24,869
Noah won't snap!
391
00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:28,169
Well, you might! I'm serious.
Things could get ugly fast...
392
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,849
So what! If they do, we'll
just get divorced like everyone else.
393
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:33,067
It's not that big of a deal.
394
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,000
Excuse me.
395
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,472
So, I am not very good
at this sort of thing.
396
00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:11,639
I have a tendency to ramble
on a lot, and I have
397
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,653
been told that my metaphors
and analogies can be a bit confusing.
398
00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:18,799
So I thought it'd be better
399
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:26,880
for today if I just centered this speech
around a corny, albeit well-known phrase:
400
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:31,887
"You two are perfect for each other."
401
00:36:31,888 --> 00:36:35,798
That's familiar, right? And not confusing.
402
00:36:36,723 --> 00:36:38,759
When I was growing up, I
403
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,593
would hear that saying again
and again about my parents,
404
00:36:41,594 --> 00:36:44,079
and I took that saying for what I thought
405
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:49,186
it meant, which was somewhere out there,
there is one perfect person for me.
406
00:36:49,187 --> 00:36:53,530
Which is crazy, right?
407
00:36:53,626 --> 00:36:56,272
I mean, the odds of finding
each other would be impossible,
408
00:36:56,273 --> 00:36:59,000
and despite that, people still try.
409
00:36:59,404 --> 00:37:01,868
Every day we search for that one perfect
person,
410
00:37:01,869 --> 00:37:03,759
hoping against all the impossible odds
411
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,696
that we'll somehow find them,
but I don't think that we ever do.
412
00:37:08,697 --> 00:37:12,319
Um, no! What I mean is, I think we
413
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,977
can all agree no one is perfect.
414
00:37:15,978 --> 00:37:23,599
And so, what we're really looking
for is someone who is willing to
415
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,722
work with you.
416
00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:30,919
Someone who is able to balance you out.
Someone who is great at all the things
417
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,912
that you suck at, and doesn't
mind taking out the trash.
418
00:37:33,913 --> 00:37:37,700
But, that might just be more
of a personal request.
419
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,671
Someone who, when you're together,
you're both better.
420
00:37:45,672 --> 00:37:49,079
And, despite being as imperfect as you
421
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:54,919
are individually, you can
maybe be perfect together.
422
00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:01,000
And Hannah, you and Richard
are perfect together.
423
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,995
And one day, I hope that I am lucky
enough to marry someone
424
00:38:05,996 --> 00:38:11,000
and people say the same thing about us.
425
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,219
I like your dress.
426
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,300
Thanks.
427
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Ow, ow, ow!
428
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,919
I mean, this must have have
happened before though, right?
429
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,018
I mean, I've heard of
a guy missing a delivery by an hour or so,
430
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,189
Six weeks...
431
00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:12,000
No, no it's not.
432
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,619
But what if it's important?
433
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,621
No! We're not supposed to.
434
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,800
But that's exactly what that means!
435
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,919
But... what if it is serious?
436
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Ugh!
437
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:54,000
If I was supposed to deliver the file and
they asked for it, then I should.
438
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,419
I don't think it's my place to decide
if they shouldn't get at this point.
439
00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:59,962
If you deliver that file,
440
00:43:59,963 --> 00:44:03,233
I don't see how on earth you
don't end up getting fired.
441
00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:14,712
"It was an accident.
It's my fault. I'm sorry."
442
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,373
100% burn the file.
443
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:29,595
Get it! Get it from my foot. Oh, other side
—Other side! Wow!
444
00:44:30,496 --> 00:44:33,640
Get it, get it, get it!
445
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,919
Hey buddy.
Hey.
446
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,000
You okay?
Yeah, yeah. Uh, sorry. Um...
447
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,750
Jordan Thomas?
448
00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:08,919
Yeah? You're not like going to
try to kill me or something, are you?
449
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:15,919
Oh no, no, no! No. Uh, you've been serv—
I'm from Hindsight Services.
450
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,959
Is that that future wave divorce thingy?
451
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:26,040
Yeah, yeah. Uh, I have a file for you.
Um, I'm afraid it got misplaced, and uh...
452
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,541
It was supposed to be delivered to you
sometime about a month ago.
453
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,000
I didn't order a file.
454
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,000
You didn't?
455
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,700
You don't have a twin, do you?
456
00:45:46,949 --> 00:45:49,149
You said it was like a month ago?
457
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,600
6 weeks.
458
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,000
Ah.
459
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:04,959
Me and the Mrs. had like a heated
debate somewhere around then.
460
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:11,919
I thought the kids were asleep.
I guess not. Is that the file?
461
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,000
Oh yeah! Here you go.
462
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,000
Is there anything else?
463
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,719
No.
464
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:36,332
Okay, well. I'm kind on the clock so uh,
465
00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:42,000
thanks for delivering the file and
enjoy the rest of your day, man.
466
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,000
Huh.
467
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:14,359
Hey. I didn't know if you were
going to make it back in time.
468
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,000
What?
469
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Oh. Yeah.
470
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,200
You okay?
471
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,000
I'm good.
472
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:37,919
What?
473
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,219
Nothing. It's nothing.
474
00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:42,419
It's okay, you can tell me.
475
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,159
Really, it's—it's fine. It's dumb.
476
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,219
Don't worry about it.
477
00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:49,819
Seriously, it's okay.
478
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:53,919
It's really not worth it, and it
shouldn't bother me anyway.
479
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,919
Well, what bothers you?
480
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,919
Noah, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say
anything. Can we please just drop it?
481
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:08,000
We don't really need anything else, right?
I just don't want to say something wrong
482
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000
and then it just comes back at
me in the next file. Okay?
483
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:23,400
Okay.
484
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
I'm tired.
485
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:09,919
"Sleepy tired" or "junk food
on the couch" tired?
486
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,166
We keep getting these files.
487
00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:21,507
Even though the circumstances might
change, we end up getting divorced.
488
00:49:21,508 --> 00:49:27,000
- Every. Single.
- Time.
489
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,038
And I hate it.
490
00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:36,676
I act like it's fine. Like I'm fine.
But I'm not.
491
00:49:37,747 --> 00:49:39,420
I'm tired.
492
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,919
Are you saying that you want to stop?
493
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,500
Yes.
494
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,719
No, no no! Not stop like that!
No, I don't mean that.
495
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:56,000
Okay, then what—what do you mean?
496
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,757
Joy, I love you.
497
00:50:08,524 --> 00:50:12,702
And I'm not leaving you.
498
00:50:12,703 --> 00:50:16,000
Because you are my wife.
499
00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:19,392
And that means something.
500
00:50:19,393 --> 00:50:25,420
I—I may not know what exactly,
but when I'm with you I can feel it!
501
00:50:25,865 --> 00:50:29,447
I chose you. And you chose me.
502
00:50:29,730 --> 00:50:33,439
And now, we're stuck together.
And—and well thank God for that,
503
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:39,292
because now we've got to make this
work. And I don't want another option.
504
00:50:39,293 --> 00:50:42,589
I. Want. You.
505
00:50:44,298 --> 00:50:48,359
I want us, and the dozens of
stupid cute kids we're going to
506
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:56,440
have together, and I'm not going to
let some piece of paper stop me, okay?
507
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,976
I hate it when you say "I'm good"!
508
00:50:58,977 --> 00:51:02,828
It drives me crazy and I want
to punch you every time you do it!
509
00:51:15,752 --> 00:51:18,116
It's been a while since I've
heard you talk that much.
510
00:51:18,274 --> 00:51:20,881
You should do it more often.
511
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,219
Yeah?
512
00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:24,000
Yeah.
513
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,919
You sure?
514
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,292
Yes, Noah.
515
00:51:29,517 --> 00:51:30,899
Okay.
516
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:39,919
I feel like my skin is on fire.
Like I'm just going to combust and
517
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,218
destroy the whole planet. And honestly,
that doesn't sound so terrible, because
518
00:51:43,305 --> 00:51:49,319
it would certainly make some things a
lot easier, but then I remember that
519
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:55,048
you're on the planet too, and I'd be
really upset if you combusted.
520
00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:57,300
Does that make sense?
521
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,000
Yeah, it does.
522
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:56,000
What now?
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