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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
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♪ Turtle power ♪
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♪ They're the world's ♪
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♪ Most fearsomefighting team ♪
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We're really hip.
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♪ They're heroesin the half shell ♪
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♪ And they're green ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
Hey, get a grip.
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♪ When the evil Shredderattacks ♪
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♪ These Turtle boysdon't cut him no slack ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Splinter taught themto be ninja teens ♪
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He's a radical rat.
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♪ Leonardo leads ♪
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♪ Donatello does machines ♪
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That's a fact, Jack.
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♪ Raphael is coolbut rude ♪
Gimme a break.
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♪ Michelangelois a party dude ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage MutantNinja Turtles ♪
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♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪
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♪ Turtle power ♪
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[Leonardo]
There. Perfect!
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Mmm! I'll say.
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Hey, Donatello,
quit it!
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That cake is for Raphael's
surprise birthday tomorrow!
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Ha. Sorry.
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My finger lost its head.
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Yo, compadres.
Dinner's here!
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Ah, it's about time!
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We're starving!
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Keep your shell on, dude.
Wait'll you see what I got!
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Ta-da!
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A side of anchovies
to go?
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No, dude.
They're goldfish!
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My birthday present
for Raphael.
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[fish snarling]
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Hmm! Must be past
their feeding time, too.
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Here, little fishy dudes.
Have some pizza!
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Huh?
[snarling, chomping]
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Uhh!
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[snarling]
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Whoa! I wonder
what got into them!
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Our dinner, that's what!
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Oh, no wonder.
These aren't goldfish!
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They're Siamese
fighting fish!
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And if you don't
separate them,
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you'll end up with
a bowl full of sushi.
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How come I always get
stuck with laundry duty?
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[whispering]
Hey, listen!
It's Raphael!
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We gotta hide
his birthday cake!
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In here, dude!
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Hello, Raphael!
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You're through
with the wash already?
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Yes! I ran out
of detergent!
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Would you tell me
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how four guys
who don't wear clothes
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can dirty so much of it?
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Raphael! No!
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[squish]
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Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
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Now where's that iron?
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Somebody is always
hiding it!
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Uh, uh, it's
in my workshop.
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Well, so much for
the birthday cake.
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Man, I wish Raphael
wasn't always so cranky
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around his birthday.
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Hey, Donatello,
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maybe one of your
inventions
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could put him
in a better mood.
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Oh, no way.
Remember what happened
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when I tried my Personality
Alterator on Leonardo?
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Yeah, for sure.
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I turned him into
a totally uncool dude.
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Thanks a lot!
Don't mention it!
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[Burne]
April, here's
your assignment.
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You're going to do
a special report
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on the increase in
crime in our city.
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But, Chief! Crime
is on the decrease!
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Don't confuse the issue
with the facts.
It's Sweeps Week!
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Now get out there
and start covering it!
Go, go, go.
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You're the boss.
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[ding]
Oh, that man is impossible!
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How can I cover a crime wave
if there isn't any?
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Hey! Wait!
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Hurry with
that door, Max!
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All right!
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Hey, you punks!
Get away!
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[cackling]
Don't worry, lady.
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We intend
doing just that.
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[tires squeal]
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[gasping]
Those hoodlums won't
get away with this!
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[engine roars]
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Okay. Now where
does Donatello keep
that stupid iron?
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There it is.
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Aw, great!
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Now how on earth
do I find
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which cord belongs
to which gadget?
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Well, this must be it.
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[whirring]
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Gracious me! Would you
just look at this mess?
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[laughing]
Well, busy hands
are happy hands!
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[cheerful humming]
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What's Raphael's big
hang-up with birthdays
anyway?
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Maybe the dude's
afraid of becoming
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a Middle-Aged Mutant
Ninja Turtle.
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Well, whatever it is,
I sure wish
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he'd snap out of
his crabby mood.
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Hello, fellas!
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Is this a gorgeous day
or what?
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Oh! Here. Let me do that.
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[singing]
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Oh, oh, and don't
you even think about
touching those dishes.
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I'll do them later.
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Which reminds me,
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when is the last time
I took everybody out
for pizza?
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Hey. What do you say, guys?
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My treat!
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No, no. I'll go
get your coats.
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Who was that
masked turtle?
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Hi. Hope we're not too late
to make a withdrawal.
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Uh, sure.
Help yourselves.
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Man, I could hardly wait
to wrap my chops
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around a Vinnie's
special pizza.
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Yeah. Me, too.
Now if we could only
get Raphael to cooperate.
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[brakes screech]
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Now you go straight
home, Mrs. Cat.
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Go on. Go on!
[meow]
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And you keep those cute
little kitties of yours
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out of this traffic!
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What's with Rafael?
[cars honking]
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He's turned so sweet
and-- bleah-- lovable!
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Yeah. He's gone from
Mr. Mean to Mr. Rogers.
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Maybe it's
some kind of flu.
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Well, whatever it is,
I hope it lasts.
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I kind of like him
this way!
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[crackling]
Scope it out, dudes!
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What's that sound?
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Someone just broke into
the Crosstown Bank!
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Let's go, Green Machine!
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Uh...that means
you, too, Rafael?
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What? Oh! Uh...
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right!
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Hurry up!
Time is money!
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Look! They're using the news
van as their getaway car!
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Well, what are we
waiting for?
Let's take 'em!
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What about Rafael?
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He's covering the back.
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Okay.
We got everything.
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Hold it right
there, punks!
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Hurry!
Get in the van!
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[tires screech]
They're getting away!
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Don't worry!
Rafael will stop them!
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Stop!
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[brakes screech]
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You forgot these.
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Thanks, pal!
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Don't mention it.
And don't forget
to buckle up!
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[tires squealing]
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Tell me those punks didn't
just use my news van
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to pull off
that bank robbery!
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I've got a bigger
surprise for you.
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I think Rafael helped
them make their getaway.
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Drive carefully!
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Rafael, why did
you do that?
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Oh, just spreading
a little niceness.
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The world could
use more of it.
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Rafael, who could
you do it?
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You actually helped
those crooks rob the bank!
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Well, Leonardo,
we've got to spread
a little sunshine
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whenever we can.
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Look, Rafael,
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will you cut out
this nice guy stuff?
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We're here to stop
bad guys, not help 'em!
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[sighs]
Well, I suppose
you're right.
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Okay, I'll tell ya what.
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From now now,
no more Mr. Nice Guy!
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You mean it?
Trust me.
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You are now looking
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at a lean, mean,
fighting machine!
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Grr! Ooh, I'm so mean!
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Yeah!
All right, dude.
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Well, now that we've
settled that,
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what if I bake everyone
some cookies?
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Oh, man!
Oh, no.
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[Donatello]
Boy, that liver
and bubblegum pizza
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really hit the spot.
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[burps]
Oh!
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You just can't beat
the old classics.
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I gotta tell you,
I am just thrilled
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that you fellas
let me pick up
that check.
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You know,
this nice guy stuff
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does have
its advantages.
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[all]
Whoa, look out!
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[Leonardo]
April's news van.
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[Michelangelo]
It's those bank robbers.
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Come on,
let's get 'em!
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How? We're on foot,
remember?
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There's a way,
look.
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[Michelangelo]
A sightseeing bus?
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You know
what they say:
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any port
in a storm.
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Here we go, folks.
Now remember,
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no sticking
your arms or hands
outside the window.
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We're after
some bank robbers.
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Follow
that news van!
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Uh, you forgot
to say please.
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Ugh, please?
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Folks, welcome to life
in the big city!
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Now hang on!
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[all]
Whoa!
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Our tour begins
with a high-speed
car chase,
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featuring
those lovable
crime fighters,
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the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.
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[Passengers]
Ooh!
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Yo, Iggy, there's
a bus on our tail!
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What are we gonna do?
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Heh heh, we're gonna
take in a movie.
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They pulled into
that drive-in movie.
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They mustn't
get away!
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♪♪ [dramatic]
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They're still on our tail.
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[Leonardo]
We've got 'em!
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All right!
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Let's go,
Green Machine!
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And that concludes
the turtle portion
of our tour.
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Enjoy the rest
of your stay
in our friendly city.
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[applause, cheering]
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[panting]
Iggy, these guys
won't quit!
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[Iggy]
Give them a taste
of the laser blasters.
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Out of the way,
brat!
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You big bully!
[crying]
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There, there.
What is wrong,
little boy?
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Those guys ruined
my popcorn.
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Aw, don't
you cry, fella.
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We can soon fix that.
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[roaring]
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[audience yelling]
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[Man]
Get a move on!
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Back off, turtles.
We mean business!
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Time to give
these amateurs the hook.
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Hey, w-what the--
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[grunting]
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Congrats, dudes.
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You just broke
into the movies!
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[cheering, whistling]
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I think
we lost Raphael.
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If only it were
that easy.
255
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,508
[chatter]
256
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,542
[laughing]
257
00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:46,777
Oh, don't shove,
kids.
258
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,846
I brought enough
for everyone.
259
00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,113
[Leonardo]
April, thanks
260
00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,550
for dropping
those punks off
at the police station.
261
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,652
Yeah, and returning
the stolen money
to the bank.
262
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,986
That was easy.
263
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,189
The hard part will be
explaining to Burne Thompson
264
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,023
how the news van
got wrecked.
265
00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,492
Oh, I'm sure
he'll understand.
266
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:05,762
You see, deep down,
he's a really
gentle soul...
267
00:11:05,764 --> 00:11:07,432
[laughing]
much like myself.
268
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,634
Dudes, we gotta
do something.
269
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,969
All this sweetness
is giving me cavities!
270
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,271
And worse, it's
ruining our image
271
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,607
as heroic fighters
against the forces
of evil.
272
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,343
Yeah, there's
got to be some way
to get Raphael
273
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,079
back to being
his old, nasty self.
But how?
274
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,415
Guys, I think
I found the answer.
275
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,117
[Leonardo]
A psychiatrist?
276
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,385
[Donatello]
Exactly.
277
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,153
He'll get to the bottom
of Raphael's problem.
278
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,421
Righteous notion, dude!
279
00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:32,790
He's got nothing to lose
280
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:33,858
but his mind.
281
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,997
This is the place.
282
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,599
The Von Shrink Institute
of Mental Health.
283
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:45,802
My goodness,
284
00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:48,072
what a really nice place!
285
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,443
Hello. May I help you?
286
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,746
Yes, I have
an appointment
with Dr. Von Shrink.
287
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,581
My name is Raphael.
288
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:58,916
Ah, yes,
289
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,951
the one who's sufferingfrom over-niceness.
290
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,619
Yes, but I ask you,
291
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,755
can anyone really
be too nice?
292
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,324
Please follow me.
293
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,998
Uh, let me put this
delicately.
294
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,467
Ahem.
A-A-Aren't you a robot?
295
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,435
Yes, I am X-12.
296
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,704
Well, what a really
nice letter,
297
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,140
and a nice number, too.
298
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,774
Dr. Von Shrink employs
299
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,177
the latest advancesin robotic technology
300
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,080
in order to promotestate-of-the-artpsychoanalysis.
301
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,815
Next patient.
302
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:39,056
[gasps]
How wonderfully
efficient.
303
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,759
Here we haveour shock treatmentroom.
304
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,631
[shrieking]
305
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,270
And this isour assertivenesstraining center.
306
00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:00,577
[zap]
[growling]
307
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,313
[all]
Oh!
308
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:06,216
Oh, what a truly
wonderful experience!
309
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:09,487
And this is the officeof our founding genius,
310
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,023
Dr. Otto Von Shrink.
311
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:14,491
Dr. Von Shrink,
312
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:17,795
this is the patientknown as Raphael.
313
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,530
The one they call
Mr. Nice Guy.
314
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:21,966
It certainly
is nice to meet
315
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,634
a nice person like you
in this really nice place.
316
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,071
Nicely put.
317
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,173
We will start
by trying to determine
318
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,908
the root of your problem.
319
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,411
X-12, activate
the Cranial Regressor.
320
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,813
[beeps]
321
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,714
Now, this will
take you back
322
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:41,252
to your earliest memory
of being sickeningly nice.
323
00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:46,023
A Personality Alterator.
324
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,359
So that is the secret.
325
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,627
With a device like that
at my disposal,
326
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,096
I could make millions!
327
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,665
Uh, I mean, cure millions.
328
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,601
You're such
a nice person.
329
00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,371
All right, X-12,
the session is now over.
330
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,772
[beeps]
331
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,674
Raphael,
you must bring me
332
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,575
the Personality
Alterator
333
00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:07,444
so that I can
study it further.
334
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,013
I'd be happy to, Doctor.
335
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,381
Can I bring
anything else?
336
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,849
Uh, a drink?
A snack?
337
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,819
No, no, just
the Personality Alterator.
338
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,122
However, well,
maybe a prune Danish
would be nice.
339
00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:24,428
Did you
hear that, X-12?
340
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,530
A Personality
Alterator.
341
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,900
Think about it,
with a device
like that,
342
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,701
I can control
the personalities
343
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,603
of everyone
in the city!
344
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,971
At last, I shall
have my revenge
345
00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:38,575
on the Psychiatric Society
for humiliating me,
346
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,378
Call me a crackpot,
will they?
347
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,347
[both laughing]
348
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,822
[Donatello]
Ugh, these scientific
journals
349
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,257
certainly pile up.
350
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,958
I'd better turn them in
for recycling.
351
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,460
Whoa! Oh!
352
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,530
Huh, what's
my Personality Alterator
353
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,998
doing on the floor?
354
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,435
[growling]
355
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:09,306
So that's what
happened to Raphael.
356
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,242
The Alterator rays
turned him into a nice guy!
357
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,978
[lips smacking]
358
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,647
Hi, fellas.
359
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,916
Oh, don't you get up,
it's only me.
360
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,218
Hey, dude, how'd
your shrink session go?
361
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,386
Oh, extremely well.
362
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:27,058
Dr. Von Shrink
is such a nice person.
Ugh!
363
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,426
Oh, I am so sorry,
Donatello.
364
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,628
if there was any damage,
you feel free
365
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,198
to take it
out of the piggy bank
on my dresser.
366
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,569
Guys, I know what
happened to Raphael.
367
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,005
He got zapped
by my Personality
Alterator,
368
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,373
and it
turned him nice.
369
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,576
So, in other words,
you created a "Nicenstein."
370
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,910
Nicely put.
371
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:49,079
But how do we get
the old Raphael back?
372
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,182
Oh, simple, we zap him
with a reverse ray,
373
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,816
and he'll be back
to his old, cranky,
374
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,218
bad-guy-fighting self.
375
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,052
Well,
let's do it, dude.
376
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,992
Oh, no!
377
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,394
My Personality
Alterator is gone!
378
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,263
And so is Raphael.
379
00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:09,266
[Von Shrink]
More soldering wire,
Raphael.
380
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,601
With the greatest
of pleasure, Doctor.
381
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,370
Have I told you
what an honor it is
382
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,305
to work with
a great benefactor
like yourself?
383
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,708
Too many times.
384
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,142
Oh, not possible.
385
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,344
A genius like you
386
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,546
deserves to be praised
to the skies,
387
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,482
you, good, good person.
388
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,082
I'm beginning to see
389
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:29,152
why your friends
want to change you.
390
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:32,023
At last, it's ready!
391
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:35,459
Welding this battery pack
to the Personality Alterator
392
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,928
has made it
completely portable.
393
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,865
With it, I can turn
every policeman
and security guard
394
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,201
into a mild-mannered
mush.
395
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,137
And while my robots
pick this city clean,
396
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,640
they'll be too
well-mannered
to stop them.
397
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:50,908
But, Doctor--
[chuckles]--
398
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,609
uh, I'm a crime fighter!
399
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,345
Why are you
telling me this?
400
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,081
Because you're too nice
to do anything about it.
401
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,549
Hmm. He's right.
402
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:03,053
[wind blowing]
403
00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:07,358
Remember, only the mostexpensive items.
404
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,127
No rhinestones, please.
405
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,730
Hey! What do you
think you're doing?
406
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,166
At the riskof being obvious,
407
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,633
we'restealing jewelry.
408
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,071
Huh? Ooo,
what's happening?
409
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,205
I-I feel so strange!
410
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,742
Don't forget to
take some watches!
411
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,912
A person can't have
enough of them.
412
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,648
I hope you remembered
to pick out something
for your moms.
413
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,951
Mother's Day is
coming up soon!
414
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,458
Hold it!
Stop right there!
415
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:50,367
Well, let us carry those
heavy bars for ya.
Heh heh heh.
416
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:55,806
And while we're here,
would you like us to
rotate your tires?
417
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,607
That won't be necessary.
418
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,243
The bank guardsalready did that.
419
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:01,712
All right.
420
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,047
No, I see.
Thank you!
421
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,349
Well? Any luck?
422
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,118
I check out
the entire sewer.
423
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,719
There's not
a sign of Rafael
424
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,621
or the Personality
Alterator!
425
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,390
Von Shrink claims he
hasn't seen him all day!
426
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,059
I still don't trust
that doctor, dude.
427
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,195
Hey, guys!
Check this out!
428
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,899
This is April O'Neil,at the Museum ofPriceless Art,
429
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,035
where bandits just made offwith the entire collection.
430
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,003
I understand thateven though the robbers
431
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,106
were unarmed,you let them walk out
432
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,841
with every singlepainting.
433
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,743
Well, I didn't wantto hurt their feelingsby saying no.
434
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,545
They seemed likesuch nice fellows.
435
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,780
That's it!
436
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,717
Someone is using my
Personality Alterator!
437
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,752
And the dudes are using it
to make everyone nice!
438
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,421
But how could they have
gotten hold of it?
439
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,491
Rafael was the only one who
knew about it besides us.
440
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,759
And who would he tell?
441
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,028
[All]
Dr. Von Shrink!
442
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,637
Okay, guys. All clear.
443
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,307
Hmm. I wonder which way
to Von Shrink's office.
444
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,677
[Leonardo]
I think we're about
to find out.
445
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,879
Whoa!
Hey!
446
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,485
Isn't that nice, Rafael?
447
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,422
Strangers everywhere
are donating their
valuables to me!
448
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,790
And who
can blame them?
449
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,025
Just thinking about
your niceness
450
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:25,095
makes me all warm
and fuzzy inside.
451
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,832
Good. Now go help the robots
unload the getaway car.
452
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,633
How could I ever
say no to you?
453
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:36,906
That turtle is definitely
getting on my nerves.
454
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:39,042
[alarm]
Okay, Sigmundo.
455
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,111
Your 50 minutes are up!
456
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,479
What the--?
457
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,316
Time to hand over that
Alterator, Von Shrimp!
458
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,717
Did you think it would
be that simple?
459
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,020
What's happening?
460
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,089
It's some kind
of force field.
461
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:55,058
My shell-backed friends,
you have the honor
462
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,494
of testing
my newest invention!
463
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,229
The Phobia Chamber!
464
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,065
A device
to help my patients
465
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,166
overcome
their greatest fears
466
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,200
by facing them.
467
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:08,872
Dudes, something
weird's going on.
468
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,806
Yipes!
469
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,745
I-I'll second that!
470
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:18,248
Oh! A pizza?
471
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,750
Whoa, Doc Dude!
472
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,852
You really
blew it this time!
Not really.
473
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:26,256
This pizza eats turtles!
[laughing]
474
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,993
Aah!
475
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,262
Well, hi, guys!
476
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,264
What a pleasant surprise.
477
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,967
[grunts]
Rafael! Help us!
478
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,003
Dr. Von Shrink,
what's going on?
479
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,505
Merely a little therapy.
480
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,475
I'm teaching your friends
to face their fears.
481
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,278
Don't believe him, dude!
He's really a bad guy!
482
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,447
Michelangelo's right!
483
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,515
He's been lying to you
all along!
484
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,786
I hope this works!
485
00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:04,695
Hey!
486
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,664
What are you doing
to my turtle buds?
487
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,332
Donatello!
You did it!
488
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,800
You changed
Rafael back!
489
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:13,603
Yeah! And I'm back
with a vengeance!
490
00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:16,306
[buzzing]
491
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:25,482
You traitor!
492
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,184
How could you
do this?
493
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,218
Sorry, Doc.
494
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,454
But my mental health
just got healthier.
495
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,590
That's it!
Way to go!
496
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,659
The therapy
isn't over yet!
497
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,661
Meet my enforcer robots!
498
00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,097
They're the same ones
I use
499
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,431
when you don't
pay your bill.
500
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,701
[All]
Turtles fight with honor!
501
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,870
Let a slightly-used
ex-Mr. Nice Guy
handle this?
502
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,475
Six against one!
I like the odds!
503
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,383
Oh, no! What's going on?
504
00:22:03,354 --> 00:22:05,155
[explosion]
505
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,926
My loyal robots,
blown to pieces!
506
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,560
Well, if you think
that was something,
507
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,996
watch this!
508
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,231
W-W-What are you doing?
509
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,767
What's happening to me?
510
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,935
I feel so-- so nice.
511
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,470
Welcome to the club,
Doc.
512
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,706
Gosh. I certainly hope
you can stay for milk
and cookies.
513
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,476
Well, one thing's
for sure.
514
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,578
The dude's gonna make
a model prisoner.
515
00:22:30,281 --> 00:22:31,381
[Turtles]
Surprise!
516
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,784
Yay! Happy Birthday,
Rafael!
517
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,219
Aw, you guys!
I told you not
to do this!
518
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:37,621
I hate birthdays!
519
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,990
You gotta ride
with the tide, dude!
520
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,625
Oh, and speaking
of tides,
521
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,327
Here's a little
present for ya.
522
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:46,263
Oh, swell. A present
I have to feed!
523
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,498
Well, here's one
that feeds you!
524
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,467
A birthday cake?
Exactly!
525
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,603
Now make a wish,
and blow out the candle.
526
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,605
[sighs]
Okay! Here goes...
527
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,672
[inhales]
528
00:22:57,441 --> 00:22:58,808
[groans]
Bleah!
529
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,110
[Rafael]
Well, what do you know?
530
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,846
Ha ha!
My wish came true.
531
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:14,591
That's our Rafael!
532
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,527
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