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>> Gumball: Behold, Darwin --
the grossest thing ever!
I shall name it the gross jar!
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It will be my legacy to the
world!
It's the coolest thing ever.
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>> Darwin: But i thought my
tap-dancing dolphin impression
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was the coolest thing ever.
[ Chirping ]
>> Gumball: Yeah, but this just
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literally blew you out of the
water.
>> Darwin: [ Pbht! ]
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What's inside?
>> Gumball: Well...
Ah-choo!
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Ah-choo!
Ah-choo!
[ Birds cawing ]
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>> [ Grunts ]
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>> Gumball: [ Sniffs ]
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[ Ting! ]
>> Darwin: O-Kay.
So, what are you gonna do
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with it?
>> Gumball: Yeah, well, that's
the problem.
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I don't really know.
It needs a final touch to make
it a true masterpiece.
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[ Beep ]
[ Both gasp ]
>> Both: Nuke it!
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>> Dad: Could you tell me when
my coffee's ready?
I'll be in the garden.
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>> Darwin: What's going on?
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Pop! ]
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[ Both scream ]
>> Gumball: It's looking at me!
>> Darwin: Dude, where did you
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find its eyeball?
>> Gumball: I-i didn't.
It must be the atomic power of
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the microwave.
[ Ding! ]
>> Darwin: It looks like it's
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alive.
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>> Mama.
>> Darwin: Did you hear that?
It called you "mom."
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>> Gumball: Hmm.
Then i guess that makes you its
dad.
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>> Darwin: Its dad?
Aah!
What are we gonna do?!
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I don't want to be a baby
father!
Let's ditch it!
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>> Gumball: Shh!
don't say stuff like that in
front of him!
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I mean, come on.
He's kind of cute.
Hello, little guy.
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>> [ Coos ]
>> Gumball: don't you worry
about a thing.
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Me and your father will take
care of everything.
Darwin!
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[ Honk! ]
Where do you think you're
going?!
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>> Darwin: Uh...Buy some stuff?
At the shop?
>> Gumball: What are you doing?!
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He's your son.
>> [ Cooing ]
>> Darwin: [ Sniffles ]
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[ Crying ]
I'm sorry, little guy.
From now on, I'll always be
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there for you.
>> [ Coos ]
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
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Darwin, i think he's ready for
his first steps.
>> Darwin: Wait!
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Go ahead.
Come on. don't be shy.
Come to daddy. Aww!
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He's kind of got my eyes.
don't you think?
>> [ Roars ]
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>> Darwin: Aah!
He's got my top lip, too!
>> Gumball: Dude, it's what
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babies do.
He's just suckling.
>> Darwin: It's not suckling!
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It's eating!
>> Gumball: Okay, relax.
He's just playing.
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He'll come off on his own.
>> Darwin: Okay. Okay. Okay.
Aah!
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His teeth are sinking in!
>> Gumball: Okay, that's enough!
Bad baby!
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Stop mauling your father and get
back in your jar this insta--
>> [ Roars ]
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>> Gumball: Aah! Aah!
He's got my neck!
>> Darwin: I know what it is.
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He must be hungry.
[ Dishes break ]
[ Muttering ]
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Okay, so it doesn't like fruits,
vegetables, or cereal.
But it does like pigeons, rats,
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raccoons, seagulls, and the
mailman's butt.
>> Anais: What was all that
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noise?
What are you two up -- aah!
What is that thing?!
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>> Gumball: It's our baby.
>> Anais: What are you talking
about?
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Where did you find it?
>> Darwin: It came out of the
microwave.
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>> Anais: Are you sure it didn't
come out of the toilet?
It's disgusting.
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>> Gumball: They always look a
bit funny when they're just
born.
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>> Darwin: He's actually very
advanced for his age.
>> Gumball: You should have seen
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him catch that seagull.
>> Anais: What?!
You let that monster out?
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>> Gumball: Look, i was trying
to be nice here, but you better
stop insulting our child or i
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don't know [Singsong voice] what
I'll do.
>> Anais: It's not a child!
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And what is it doing in my
high chair?
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
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don't listen to her, Kenneth.
She's just jealous.
>> Anais: You called it
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"Kenneth"?
>> Gumball: Baby needs a name.
Look, like it or not, you're
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Kenneth's aunt.
Now, we're gonna buy more pigeon
traps.
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You babysit.
>> Anais: Are you crazy?
Where do you think you're --
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[ door closes ]
Ugh!
>> [ Chittering ]
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>> Anais: I guess you're kind of
ugly cute.
What kind of animal are you?
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Wow.
Those are pretty pointy teeth.
>> [ Roars ]
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>> Anais: What the --
aah!
[ Door closes ]
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>> Gumball: [ Singsong voice ]
Kenneth, we're home!
Ah! What a mess.
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>> Darwin: Where's anais?
>> Gumball: Yech.
I knew she'd bail.
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>> Darwin: Gumball, has Kenneth
grown?
>> Gumball: Grown into a
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troublemaker.
This place is a mess!
Naughty Kenneth.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
>> Parcel for the wattersons.
[ Door opens ]
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Hi. Waah! Whoa!
>> Darwin: Did Kenneth just eat
the mailman?
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>> Gumball: Uh, no, no, no.
That's not possible.
Not my Kenneth.
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>> Darwin: Well, where is he,
then?
>> Gumball: What do i know --
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mailing?
I'm more worried about Kenneth.
Does it look to you like he's
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gaining weight?
>> Darwin: I'm more worried
about his attitude.
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This boy needs discipline.
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]
I think we need parental advice.
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So, um, we're doing this school
project.
>> Dad: Uh-huh.
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>> Gumball: And, uh, we've got
to look after this, uh, gross
dog thing.
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>> Dad: I'm with you.
>> Gumball: And we need your
help disciplining it.
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>> Dad: Okay.
It's pretty simple -- kind of
like children, actually.
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The first thing you have to do
is let it know you're the pack
leader, so you look them in the
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eyes and tell them firmly you're
the boss.
[ Whip! ]
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Now, you've been a naughty
doggy!
>> Gumball: Dad, he's got your
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finger.
>> Dad: Well, that's to be
expected, son.
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The best thing to do is to
remain calm and reassert your
authority.
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>> Gumball: Yeah, but it seems
to be eating your arm.
>> Dad: [ Laughs ]
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It's just testing its
boundaries.
The worst you can do is give it
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attention for negative behavior.
I have always found that a
positive-reinforcement approach
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is the best way to --
>> both: Dad!
>> Gumball: Kenneth's eaten dad!
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>> Darwin: Probably anais, too!
>> Gumball: We've got to save
them!
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>> [ Gulps ]
[ Roars ]
>> Gumball: We'll save them
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later!
[ Both scream ]
[ Door slams ]
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>> Mom: Hey, kids.
Sorry I'm late. I --
ow! What the --
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>> gumball: Mom, something
terrible in the garden became in
the microwave and became alive
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and swallowed the mailman and
dad and anais and wanted to eat
us, and we got here, and --
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>> mom: What?
>> Gumball: [ Panting ]
>> Darwin: What gumball is
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trying to say is the microwave
monster [Babbling] everyone!
It's horrible and it's in the
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garden and it's really
dangerous!
We need to build an army and...
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[ Babbling ]
>> Mom: Okay, okay.
Slow down, boys.
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Where's your father?
>> Darwin: [ Gasps ]
[ Both scream ]
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>> Both: It turned into a
monster, and now it's coming to
get us!
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>> Mom: Oh, for goodness' sake.
It's probably just a raccoon.
I'll go and check.
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You stay here.
>> Both: No! don't go outside!
[ Crickets chirping ]
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>> Mom: Richard? Where are you?
What's wrong with the kids?
They haven't been this scared
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since you made them wax your
back.
Richard, you better not be
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trying to scare me.
[ Honk! ]
[ Gasps ]
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[ Chuckling ] Oh! Aww.
Richard?
Richard, stop playing games.
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>> [ Growling ]
>> Mom: Richard?
Aaaaaaah!
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>> Gumball: Mo-o-o-o-o-m!
>> Darwin: This is all our
fault!
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It's because we're bad parents!
>> Gumball: Kenneth has grown up
to be a troubled child.
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>> Darwin: A troubled child that
eats people!
We've got to do something!
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>> Gumball: You're right.
No video games for a week.
Uh, grounded for two weeks?
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[ Voice breaking ] Okay.
Let's send him to boarding
school.
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>> Darwin: Stop being so soft!
We have to stop him now!
>> Gumball: [ Crying ]
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[ Owl hoots ]
What was that?
>> Darwin: It's an owl.
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>> Gumball: Oh.
[ Snap! ]
What was that?
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>> Darwin: A twig.
>> Gumball: Oh.
[ Patter! Patter! Patter! ]
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>> Darwin: What was that?
>> Gumball: That's my butt cheek
quivering with fear.
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>> Darwin: Really?
>> Gumball: Yeah. Look.
[ Patter! Patter! Patter! ]
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>> [ Growls ]
[ Both scream ]
[ Roars ]
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>> Gumball: Aah!
Darwin, this is our chance!
>> Both: Yaah!
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>> Ow!
>> Ow!
>> Ow!
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>> Ow!
>> Ow!
>> Ow!
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>> Ow!
>> Ow!
>> Ow! Ow! Ow!
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>> Ow! Ow!
[ Both gasp ]
>> Darwin: Are you all right in
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there?
>> Dad: Partly digested and a
little cramped but otherwise
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fine.
Just get us out of here, please!
>> [ Roars ]
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[ Both scream ]
>> Gumball: Dude, we got to do
something.
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>> Darwin: I got it!
Tie the hosepipe around me so
that all i have to do is dive
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into his mouth, grab everyone,
make a human chain...
>> Gumball: Uh...
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>> Darwin: ...And when i say,
"okay," you simply pull us out.
Got it? Let's go!
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>> Darwin: Yeah! Did it!
Everybody, hold tight.
Okay, gumball, now pull!
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>> Gumball: Gotcha!
[ Grunting ]
Okay, this isn't working.
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>> Darwin: Well, think of
something else!
Our lives depend on you!
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>> Gumball: Uh, i hate to tell
you this, but i got nothin'.
>> [ Roars ]
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>> Gumball: No, no, no!
Kenneth, please don't eat me!
Please!
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If you like eating people,
i-I'll bring you some, like a
good mother.
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And, uh, maybe a salad once in a
while because you're starting to
get a little bit chubby.
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[ Pop! ]
[ Gasps ]
>> Here's your package.
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Have a nice day.
>> All: Gumball!
>> Darwin: Great idea, turning
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on the hose.
>> Gumball: Oh, pfft.
[ Chuckling ] It was nothing.
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Just quick thinking, you know?
I-i work best when I'm under
pressure.
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It definitely wasn't an accident
or anything.
>> [ Cooing ]
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>> Gumball: Aww, Kenneth.
Look at you now.
You're as sweet as when you were
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born.
Who could imagine he'd turn into
such a --
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>> dad: Aah!
>> Gumball: Dad, no!
>> Dad: Are you kidding me?!
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That thing ate me and barfed me!
I'm gonna end this right now!
>> Gumball: B-but he didn't mean
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it.
It's just that we've been bad
parents!
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>> Anais: Gumball, that thing is
a man-eating monster!
>> Gumball: Yes, maybe he eats
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people once in a while, but
maybe, just maybe, he needs some
love and understanding.
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We are responsible for the
future generations.
We make the children that will
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become the world of tomorrow.
don't blame Kenneth.
Blame yourselves, because you're
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my parents, too.
>> Mom: What?!
>> Gumball: Look at him.
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He won't hurt anyone now.
>> Darwin: Doesn't this poor
creature deserve a second
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chance?
>> All: Aww! Okay.
>> Gumball: Trust me, guys --
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this time, it'll be different.
[ Sirens wailing, helicopter
blades whirring ]
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>> [ Roars ]
>> Darwin: On second thought, we
probably should have listened to
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dad.
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[ Man speaking indistinctly ]
>> Dad: [ Groans ]
When's someone gonna invent a TV
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that flicks its own channels?
Hey, honey. How was work?
>> Mom: [ Snores ]
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>> Dad: Is dinner ready yet?
>> Gumball: Hey, mom, dad, guess
what!
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I got a b-plus in home ec today!
Miss simian said my soufflé was
divine.
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>> Dad: Yeah.
Yeah, that's very interesting.
[ Whip! ]
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>> Gumball: I also learned how
to do a cartwheel.
You guys want to see?
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[ Sloop! ]
>> Dad: Yeah, yeah.
I'm very proud of you, son.
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[ Whip! ]
>> Gumball: Huh?
[ Whip! ]
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[ Whip! ]
[ Whip! ]
[ Whip! ]
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[ Whip! ]
[ Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip!
Whip! ]
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I also crashed your car on the
run from the police after i
robbed a bank.
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>> Dad: Uh-huh. Good for you.
>> Gumball: [ Whistling ]
Aah! My leg! It's broken!
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I probably need to get it cut
off!
Aah-haah!
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And yet nobody cares.
[ Whip! ]
What do i have to do to get
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noticed in this house?!
>> Mom: Ooh! What?
[ Door closes ]
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[ Sighs ]
Richard, i think gumball needs
some attention.
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Maybe you should go and play
catch.
>> Dad: Yeah, yeah, we're all
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very proud of you, Nicole.
>> Mom: [ Sighs ]
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[ Thud! ]
[ Whip! ]
>> Gumball: What?
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>> Mom: Listen, honey, I'm sorry
you've not been getting enough
attention lately.
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I'm going to make it up to you
starting tomorrow.
>> Gumball: [ Scoffs ]
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Why not now?!
>> Mom: [ Snoring ]
>> Gumball: [ Groans ]
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[ School bell rings ]
So, uh, penny, want to hang out
after school?
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I'll show you my cartwheel.
>> Darwin: I've seen it.
It's not as good as it sounds.
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>> Sorry, gumball.
It's cheerleader tryouts
tonight.
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I've been practicing all year
for this.
Another time, though.
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>> Gumball: [ Laughs ]
Okay. No problem.
I love you, penny.
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>> What?
>> Gumball: What? Oh, nothing.
I just said i love peanuts.
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[ Laughs ] Yeah, peanuts.
They taste so good.
>> Gumball, i am a peanut.
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That's like me saying i like to
eat cats.
Maybe you should think twice
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about the things you say.
>> Gumball: But i did think
twice.
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>> Well, maybe you need to think
three times.
Anyway, see you later.
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[ Whip! ]
>> Gumball: Wait!
I didn't say, "peanuts"!
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I said, "ponies"!
I love ponies!
They taste of nuts!
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Oh, whatever.
>> Darwin: Maybe you need to
talk with your mouth shut.
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>> Mom: Is that really the way
you talk to girls?
[ Both scream ]
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>> Gumball: Mom?!
What are you doing here?!
>> Mom: Well, you said you
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wanted more attention, so i
followed you to school.
But by the looks of it, you need
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more than attention.
You need serious help, little
man.
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>> Gumball: Aw, mom, if you're
seriously going to follow us
around all day, do you really
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need to hold my hand?
>> Mom: Yes.
>> Darwin: Yay! Mom's at school!
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>> Mom: And it's not all day.
It's all week.
I took the night shift.
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>> Gumball: [ Groans ]
[ Laughter ]
>> Hey, mom, need a diaper for
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that baby?
[ Laughter ]
>> Gumball: [ High-pitched ]
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Ooh, actually, i am fully potty
trained, so check your facts,
all right?
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[ Farts ]
[ Laughter ]
>> You know you got them good
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when their voices go high.
>> Mom: Gumball, are you really
gonna take that?
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>> Darwin: She just owned you.
>> Gumball: What?
You got a better idea?
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>> Mom: Well, first of all, drop
an octave.
Then give her a taste of her own
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medicine.
Try this.
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
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>> Gumball: Uh, Tina, I'd just
like to say that maybe you only
bully people because you're
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insecure about your walnut-sized
brain and the fact that you
smell like a sweaty butcher.
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>> [ High-pitched ] I'll have
you know that smell is a
glandular problem!
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>> [ Laughs ] "Glandular."
[ Laughter ]
>> Gumball: Wow.
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It actually worked.
>> Yeah, that was funny.
But good luck when Tina comes
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back and your mom's not around
to hold your hand.
>> Mom: don't worry, gummy-puss.
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I'll hold your hand until
college if i have to.
>> [ Laughs ] "Gummy-puss."
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>> Gumball: Oh, mom, stop
embarrassing me!
>> Oh, it burns!
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My eyes! What was that?!
>> Gumball: Uh, i don't know --
paint?
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>> [ Whimpers ]
Aah! My hair! What was that?
>> Gumball: Uh, chlorine from
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the pool?
>> Unh! Aah! What was that?
>> Gumball: Uh, fertilizer?
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>> Uh, uh...
Oh, i guess it's all right,
then.
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But that's still two hours of
detention for potentially
damaging my beautiful face.
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>> Mom: Really, principal brown,
you need to be firmer than that.
>> Gumball: Huh?
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>> O-okay.
Four hours' detention.
[ Poink! Poink! ]
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Eight hours?
[ Ting! ]
Hmm. Good.
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See you in detention, watterson.
>> Gumball: Mom, you're not
helping.
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[ School bell rings ]
>> [ Laughs ]
>> [ Laughs ]
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>> Mom: [ Laughs ]
The nerds think you look like a
dodeca-dork with your mom at
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school.
>> Darwin: [ Laughs ]
What does that mean?
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>> Mom: It's a 12-sided dork,
honey.
>> Darwin: [ Laughs ]
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>> Gumball: Mom, you're not
helping.
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Mom, you're not helping!
>> Mom: Whoo-whoo!
Come on, honey.
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Open the tunnel for the
choo-choo train.
>> Gumball: Mom, you're not
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help--
[ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]
Enough!
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The Tina thing was kind of
helpful, but this has gone too
far!
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Wait a minute. [ Gulps ]
I...
[ Burps ] Thanks.
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Now, seriously, i need you to
stop meddling with my life!
>> Mom: I'm not meddling.
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I'm helping.
>> Gumball: Helping by meddling.
You're just a big meddler!
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>> Mom: I'm not a meddler.
I'm your mother!
>> Darwin: And a meddler.
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>> [ Laughs ]
>> Mom: Hey!
Isn't that the girl you like?
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>> Gumball: Mom, no!
>> Mom: Uh, excuse me, penny.
Have you got a second?
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>> Sure.
Uh, you guys will need to be
quick.
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The cheerleader tryouts are
about to start.
>> Gumball: Mom, if you love me,
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please don't do this.
>> Mom: Oh, come on, gummy-puss.
don't be shy.
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My baby has something to say to
you.
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
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No, i don't.
>> Mom: He'd like to take you
out on a date.
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>> Gumball: Uh, that's not true.
>> Mom: He loves you.
>> Really?
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>> Gumball: No, i don't!
I don't love penny, and i never
will!
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>> Mom: Gumball!
>> [ Voice breaking ] Well,
thanks for being honest with me.
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>> Gumball: No, wait!
I meant I'll never love peanuts!
No -- ponies!
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[ Crying ]
See what you did?!
You upset penny!
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How am i supposed to get her
back?!
>> Mom: Well, you know, i could
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help you with that.
>> Gumball: That's enough!
Okay? That's enough!
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I'm my own man now!
I make my own decisions, and i
don't need you babying me
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anymo--
anymo--
[ Burps ]
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Thanks.
Now, just go home, okay?
>> Mom: Oh, come on.
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We all had a great time.
Didn't we, Darwin?
>> Darwin: To be honest, I've
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never been so embarrassed in my
entire life!
>> Mom: Why are you smiling,
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then?
>> Darwin: Well, at first, i was
trying not to hurt your
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feelings, but now I'm just
stuck!
>> Gumball: [ Voice breaking ] I
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beg of you, just get out of my
life.
>> Mom: Okay.
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I guess I'll just go home, then.
[ Cellphone rings ]
[ Beep ]
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>> Gumball: Mom, you've got to
come back!
I made my own decision!
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It was a bad one -- a really,
really bad one!
>> Darwin: Oh, thank goodness
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she's gone.
I'll never smile again.
>> Mom: Darwin!
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>> Darwin: Mom, you're back!
Yay!
>> Mom: Do you know where your
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brother is?
>> Darwin: In the changing room.
>> Mom: Thanks.
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Gumball, it's me. Open the door.
>> Gumball: [ Crying ] No!
No, i won't!
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>> Mom: What happened?
>> Gumball: Oh, it's awful.
I made a decision on my own, and
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it was bad.
>> Mom: Listen, whatever it is
you've done, you need to come
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out and face it.
>> Gumball: All right.
All right. I'm coming out.
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>> Mom: Oh.
You were gonna try and get
closer to penny by joining her
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cheer team, but now you feel
embarrassed because you have to
wear a skirt.
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>> Gumball: What?! No!
I'm gonna beat penny at her own
game so she'll realize how
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awesome and manly i am.
Then she'll definitely want to
date me.
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>> Mom: Right.
So, what's the problem?
>> Gumball: The problem is me!
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What if I'm not as good as the
other girls?!
What if they laugh at me?!
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And this leotard makes me look
fat, so i put this skirt on to
hide my butt.
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>> Mom: What exactly do you want
me to do, honey?
>> Gumball: Uh, hello?
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Be there, of course?
I need emotional support.
You're my mom.
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Start acting like it.
>> Mom: [ Inhales deeply ]
Okay, let's go.
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>> ¶ Hey! ¶
¶ hey! ¶
¶ here we go ¶
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¶ hey! ¶
¶ hey! ¶
¶ here we go ¶
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¶ hey! ¶
¶ hey! ¶
¶ here we go ¶
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¶ hey! ¶
¶ hey! ¶
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>> tsk, tsk, tsk.
Now, penny, i have to say, I'm a
little disappointed.
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>> I know.
It's just i had some emotional
problems this afternoon --
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>> you leave your emotions at
the door!
This is cheerleading, not drama
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club!
You better shape up or ship out,
'cause this is the big leagues,
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sister, and right now you're at
the bottom of the barrel!
Is there anything you'd like to
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add, principal brown?
>> Only that we're making cuts
today, and after that
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performance, someone's going to
have to be pretty bad for it not
to be you.
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>> Gumball: Am i too late?
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[ Up-tempo dance music plays ]
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[ Whip! ]
[ Thud! ]
>> Ow!
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[ Whip! ]
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[ Crack! ]
[ Distorted voice ] No!
Mom...
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[ Both gasp ]
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[ Cracking ]
[ Squeak! ]
[ Panting ]
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>> Well, it's a no for me,
Mr. small.
>> It's a no for me, too.
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>> That's two nos, gumball.
You're going home.
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ] No!
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Mom, make them recount the
score!
Make them recount the score!
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>> Mom: Well, zero plus zero
equals zero, honey.
>> Gumball: Why is the world so
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cruel?!
>> Mom: don't worry.
You'll do better next time...
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After a couple of years' intense
training.
>> Oh, gumball, thank you!
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It was so brave of you to
sacrifice your dignity so i can
get on the team.
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I guess that means you do like
me.
Just a little?
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>> Gumball: [ Stammers ]
[ Crying ] Peanuts.
Ponies.
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>> Mom: I think that means
"yes."
>> Gumball: Mom, you know when i
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said i wanted to be my own man
and make my own decisions?
>> Mom: Yes.
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>> Gumball: Can it just wait for
a few years?
>> Mom: The longer, the better,
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honey.
Even when you're 80, you'll
still be my gummy-puss.
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