All language subtitles for gumball01.1

[ Upbeat music plays ]

>> Dad: [ Grunting ]

Oh, no!
It seems i can't put them on.
I'm afraid we can't go to the

parents' evening.
[ Grunts ]
[ Zipper closes]

>> Mom: Ready to go.
>> Dad: [ Groans ]
[ Doorbell rings ]

>> Mom: Ah.
>> Hi.
I'm here to sit on the baby.

>> Mom: What?
>> Well, duh!
I'm the babysitter!

>> Mom: Richard!
Where did you find that guy?!
>> Dad: On the Internet.

[ Poing! ]
>> Mom: [ Sighs ]
Where am i going to find a

babysitter at this time?
>> Gumball: Ahem!

>> Mom: [ Sighs ]
I can't believe I'm going to say
this.

I guess you guys are old enough
to babysit?
>> Both: Us?

>> Mom: Yes, you.
But promise you'll be
responsible.

>> Gumball: I promise to be the
most responsible kid and will
handle my responsibilities in

the most responsible way.
>> Darwin: Yeah! Responsible!
>> Mom: You have no idea what

"responsible" means, do you?
>> Both: Nah.
>> Mom: It means acting like

a grownup.
And most of all, it means taking
care of your little sister.

>> Anais: What?!
>> Mom: Can i trust you guys
to do that?

>> Gumball: Come on, mom.
We were born reprehensible.
>> Mom: Responsible.

>> Gumball: Yeah, that's what i
meant.
>> Mom: Richard, put your

pants on.
We're off.
>> Dad: No!

>> Mom: Richard. Pants on.
>> Dad: No!
[ Crying ] No!

I don't want to go to school!
>> Mom: You have to go.
[ Straining ] It's parents'

evening, and we are the parents!
I'm putting a lot of trust in
you kids.

>> Gumball: don't worry, mom.
You won't be disappointed.
[ Engine turns over ]

>> Dad: [ Crying ]
[ Tires screech ]
>> Gumball: So, how do you feel,

Darwin?
>> Darwin: Pretty responsible.
And you?

>> Gumball: I feel like a new
man.
A responsible man.

[ Both chuckle ]
>> Anais: I can't believe this.
I'm going upstairs.

[ Both gasp ]
>> Both: Stairs!
Aah!

>> Anais: Ow!
What are you doing?
>> Gumball: 79% of stair

accidents happen on the stairs.
>> Anais: What does that even
mean?

>> Gumball: It means your safer
sitting here.
>> Anais: Okay.

>> Welcome to
"Daisy the dog show."
We'll be right back after these

messages.
>> When you're deciding where to
go for a hamburger...

>> Gumball: Aah! Commercials!
They'll corrupt your mind!
Bad commercials!

Bad commercials!
Bad commercials!
Bad commercials!

>> Anais: Are you completely out
of your mind?
>> Gumball: [ Panting ]

There's too much violence on TV,
anyway!
>> Anais: And you chose to

demonstrate that by smashing the
TV in front of me?
>> Gumball: It was the

responsible thing to do.
[ Both chuckle ]
>> Anais: Even though you set it

on fire.
>> Gumball: It's not on fire.
Oh. It is on fire.

Fire!
>> Anais: Stop!
don't throw water on an

electrical --
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Poof! ]

...fire.
>> Darwin: [ Coughs ]
>> Anais: You should always use

a fire extinguisher or, when
available, baking soda.
But most importantly, call an

adult or the emergency services.
>> Gumball: Yeah, of course.
But ours was a responsible

demonstration of what not to do
in case of an electrical fire.
>> Anais: How could mom put you

in charge?
[ Glass shatters ]
>> Anais: What is wrong with

you?!
>> Darwin: Paper cuts.
>> Anais: Ridiculous!

And look at the mess you're
making.
>> Gumball: It's a small price

to pay for your safety.
>> Darwin: You're too young to
understand.

>> Anais: Excuse me, but who
makes your breakfast every day?
>> Both: You, of course.

>> Anais: And who helps you with
your homework?
>> Both: You.

>> Anais: So i should be in
charge.
>> Gumball: But who did mom put

in charge?
>> Anais: You.
>> Gumball: So who has to do

what we say?
>> Anais: [ Sighs ]
Me.

>> Dad: [ Groans ]
I feel like I'm in one of those
dreams -- the ones where you go

to school naked.
>> Mom: Oh, come on, Richard.
Stop being so dramatic.

We're the parents now.
There's nothing she can do to
you.

>> You get an f-minus in
parenting!
[ Both crying ]

Next!
Oh, the wattersons.
Are you aware that your husband

isn't wearing any pants?
>> Gumball: Aw, look at that
grumpy little face.

>> Darwin: I know what'll cheer
her up.
How about a walk in the park?

>> Anais: Hmm...Yeah, i guess
that could be okay.

>> Darwin: [ Whistling ]
>> Gumball: Come on.

It's for your own safety.
>> Oh, isn't she lovely?

How old is she, then?
>> Gumball: She's 4 now.
>> Well, now, you want a

biscuit, huh?
You want to have a taste of
this?

You want to have a little taste
of this?
You can't have it.

That's right, 'cause it's mine.
Whoo, i was teasin' you.
You want a little taste of it?

Aah! You bit me!
>> Gumball: You know what this
means?

>> Darwin: She must be hungry.
>> Gumball: It's time for
num-nums!

We have a mackerel sandwich, a
potato, and a little something
for dessert.

>> Anais: Are you kidding me?
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
Of course!

The food is way too chunky for a
little baby like her!
She could choke.

>> Darwin: I know what to do.
[ Munch! Munch! Munch! Munch! ]
[ Both gargle ]

Bon appétit.
>> Anais: All right, you asked
for this.

[ Inhales deeply ]
>> Gumball: Okay. Bath time.

Aah. Just right.
>> Darwin: Isn't water
dangerous?

>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
>> Anais: How do you expect me
to wash myself without water?

>> Gumball: Haven't you heard of
dry cleaning?
>> Anais: Fine!

Get out of here!
[ Door slams ]
>> Gumball: [ Sighs ]

They grow up so fast.
[ Water running ]
>> Darwin: Shh!

>> Anais: [ Humming ]
¶ do do do do ¶
>> Darwin: Is that water i

hear?!
>> Anais: No!
I just, uh, flushed.

>> Gumball: Oh.
Speaking of which, we're gonna
need you to wear this.

>> Anais: What?!
>> Gumball: Well, we don't want
you to have any accidents.

>> Darwin: Very responsible
thinking, gumball.
>> Gumball: [ Chuckles ]

Thanks.
[ Both chuckle ]
Now, be a big girl and --

[ gasps ]
>> Anais: There's no way I'm
wearing a diaper!

>> Gumball: Get back here!

Come back, anais!
[ Crash! ]
>> Anais: [ Gasps ]

>> Gumball: You can run, but you
can't hide.
>> Both: Run! Hide!

>> Gumball: Put it on!
>> Anais: Never!
[ Door slams ]

>> Gumball: Open this door,
young lady!
don't make me tell mom you've

been a bad baby!
[ Grunts ]
Aah! She's not in there!

She ran out the window!
[ Grunting ]
Oh, what's mom gonna think?!

We're in so much trouble!
>> Anais: You goons really
walked into that one.

[ Lock clicks ]
>> Gumball: Anais, let us in.
>> Anais: Babysit yourself on

the roof until mom and dad come
back.
>> Gumball: Anais!

>> Darwin: Anais!
>> Both: Anais!
>> Anais: Oh, look. A book.

I hope i don't give myself a
paper cut.
[ Giggles ]

>> Both: Anais!
>> Anais: Oh, no! No diaper!
I surely hope i don't have an

accident...
On your bed!
>> Both: Anais!

[ Both gasp ]
>> Both: Anais!
>> Anais: And you know what I'm

gonna have now?
A nice relaxing bath.
With real water!

[ Gasps ]
>> Dad: Well, it could have
been worse.

>> Mom: Are you kidding me?
Look at the bill.
How do you set fire to a

swimming pool?
>> Dad: [ Laughs ]
I know. Pretty good, huh?

That...You're...Always there to
keep an eye on them?
>> Mom: [ Gasps ]

[ Groans ]
[ Tires screech ]
>> Anais: [ Grunting ]

Do something!
>> Gumball: Get on the bed and
stay where you are.

We'll figure out a way to rescue
you.
don't worry!

I'll smash the door in!
Aah!
You wouldn't know where the keys

are by any chance, would you?
>> Darwin: Somewhere safe.
>> Gumball: Oh, what are we

gonna do?
>> Darwin: Hmm.
[ Water draining ]

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]

[ Air whooshes ]
[ Grunting ]
Hmm.

[ Gasps ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Coughs ]

[ Grunts ]
[ Coughs ]
Hey. How's it going?

>> Anais: I don't know.
How do you think it's going?
>> Darwin: [ Grunting ]

Mnh-mnh.
>> Gumball: Okay, take a deep
breath.

[ Both inhale deeply ]

>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]
>> Anais: Mnh-mnh-mnh.
[ Grunting ]

[ Muffled cheers ]
[ Whoosh! ]
[ Pop! ]

[ All whimper ]
Hmm?
[ Water draining ]

Mm!
[ Grunts ]
[ Water whooshes ]

>> Anais: [ Laughs ]
>> All: Whoo!
>> Gumball: Good job, everyone!

>> Anais: [ Laughs ]
[ All screaming ]
>> Gumball: Hey, don't worry!

We can use this diaper as a
parachute and float safely
down to --

[ splat! ]
[ Horn honks ]
>> Anais: [ Gasps ]

They're back!
[ Tires screech ]
Oh, no!

>> Dad: See, honey?
I told you there was nothing to
worry about.

[ Both gasp ]

[ Sea gulls squawking ]
>> Gumball: Hi.
>> Mom: Thank heavens you're

safe!
>> Anais: So you're not angry at
us for trashing the house?

>> Mom: Oh, no.
Angry doesn't begin to cover it!
[ Water dripping ]

>> Dad: How do you burn a TV
underwater?
>> Mom: Who is responsible for

this?!
>> Anais: Um...It's my --
>> gumball: No!

I've got this.
>> Anais: No, gumball.
It was me that left the faucet

running.
>> Gumball: Please, sis, let
your brother be...Responsible

for once in his life.
[ Sniffs ]
>> Anais: Thanks, gumball!

>> Gumball: [ Inhales deeply ]
Mom --
it was Darwin.

>> Darwin: What?!
It was her that flooded the
place!

>> Anais: I thought you were
gonna take the rap!
Anyway, it was clearly mom's

fault.
She was the one who left gumball
in charge.

>> Mom: Well, i-it's dad's
fault for not finding a proper
babysitter.

>> Dad: Well...None of this
would have happened if it wasn't
for you!

>> Mom: Uh, who are you
blaming here?
>> Dad: The Internet?

>> Mom: Okay.
>> Anais: That's good enough.
>> Gumball, don't forget to take

that DVD back today or we'll get
a fine.
>> Can't you do it?

You're the one with the car.
>> I wasn't the one who watched
alligators on a train 72 times.

>> Ah, but technically,
you rented it with your money.
>> The money i have to go

and earn to feed you kids.
>> The kids you decided to have.
>> [ Grunts ]

>> Yep! No problem, mom!
I'll take it back.
>> Oh, very kind of you, honey.

And don't forget to put on some
pants.
Bye bye!

>> [ Sighs ]
Darwin, have you seen that DVD
anywhere, i --

Darwin! What are you doing?
>> I'm using the pizza cutter.
>> That's not the pizza cutter!

That's a DVD! Gimme that!
Man, you really have to be
careful with these things.

The slightest scratch
and they're ruined forever.
>> Uh, gumball...

>> I am fed up with your
carelessness, Darwin.
This disc utilizes laser

technology.
You have to treat it with
respect.

>> You're using the wrong side
of the scrubby sponge.
>> Aah!

[ Motor whirs ]
>> No! Nooo!
What are we gonna do?

>> Face the consequences of our
actions and tell mom?
>> don't be silly.

I've got a much better idea.
>> There.
You can make anything with

cardboard and no one will notice
the difference.
>> Really?

It looks kind of obvious.
>> You say that, but i lost my
trousers three weeks ago,

and still no one's noticed.
>> Everyone's noticed that walk,
though.

>> Really?
>> You look like you went to
the bathroom in a space suit.

>> [ TV channels flipping ]
>> Dude, it's a letter from
laser video!

>> Ah, so what.
Put it with the others.
>> No, this one's red!

It means urgent!
>> Red envelope, or red writing?
>> Red writing on red envelope.

It's really hard to read,
actually.
It says we have to pay $25

for the DVD.
>> What are we gonna do?
>> Face the consequences of our

actions and tell mom?
>> No, no. No, no, no.
Just give me a little time

to think.
>> It took you two days to think
of this?

>> Less complaining,
more begging.
How much have we got anyway?

>> Like, three dollars.
>> Great. 22 more, and we can
pay for the DVD.

Now pinch me.
We get more when it looks like
I'm crying.

>> The reason you guys are on
the streets is to pay a DVD
fine?

>> Yeah, i know.
It's crazy, right.
People don't understand how hard

our life is.
>> Hey!
>> [ Growls ]

[ Growls ]
[ Growls ]
[ Darwin beatboxing ]

¶ [ Beatboxing, growling ] ¶
>> yea!
But --

>> that guy stole our cash.
>> Well, Darwin, sometimes in
life you have to realize that

there are less fortunate people
than ourselves.
He needs that money more

than we do.
>> Whoo-hooo! I won!
I spent your money on a scratch

card and now I'm a millionaire!
>> That's great!
So, can we have our four dollars

back?
>> Uh, sorry, guys.
I don't have any change.

[ Change jingling ]
>> [ Sighs ]
>> You have eight new messages.

>> Hi, laser video here --
>> hello, it's laser video, we--
>> you need to bring back --

>> you need --
to bring --
the film --

back to the shop.
Ha ha. I knew you were trying
to skip my messages.

>> Gumball, i think we need
to get a job.
>> Hmm.

Can you cook?
>> No.
>> Can you drive?

>> No.
>> Can you speak Chinese?
>> [ Speaking Chinese ]

>> Can you provide inspirational
leadership to a core team
of 30 people covering both

national and international
markets?
>> No.

>> Wait, how about this one!
Looking for a person with no
skills or training to serve as a

scientific subject for the
cosmetics industry.
>> What does that mean?

>> It means they'll put makeup
on us and see if it looks nice.
>> Kind of like modeling!

>> Yeah.
>> I've always thought I'd make
a good model.

>> What makes you think that?
>> My cheekbones.
>> There are bones in there?

[ Squishing ]
Oh, there are.
>> Are you boys 18?

>> Does it count if I've been
both eight and ten?
>> I suppose so.

Now step into the makeup booth.
>> Please relax.
Look into the red dot

and pout.
>> [ Grunting ]
>> Hey, that's not bad!

Looking good.
Aah! What happened to you?
>> I think I'm allergic.

How come you look so good?
>> I don't know.
Maybe it has something to do

with my perfect skin.
>> I think I've gotta get this
off.

What happened?
Why am i looking at the floor?
>> Okay, boys.

So how did the tests go?
Aaah!
>> I can't believe she only gave

us five bucks.
It cost more than that to get
home on the bus.

[ Grunts ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Pants ]

Huh?
Oh, man!
More letters from laser video!

Oh, we are in so much trouble.
We have to hide these before mom
gets home.

[ Phone rings ]
Yes.
>> Honey, are you in trouble

because my mother senses are
tingling.
I can smell trouble.

>> Trouble?
No, we're fine. Absolutely fine.
No trouble here, bye.

>> Are you lying?
>> Ha!
Oh, no, of course not.

>> Right. You're lying.
I'm coming home now.
>> Mom's on her way home. Now.

>> What should we do?
Should we tell the truth
and face the consequences of

our actions?!
>> What is it with you
and trying to be honest all

the time?
No, we need a copy of
alligators on a train.

I know. I'm gonna download it.
>> [ Gasp ]
Gumball!

You wouldn't steal a car!
You wouldn't steal a woman's
purse!

You wouldn't steal a cell phone!
Piracy is stealing!
>> I know.

I'm... I'm so sorry.
>> Anyway, i got a better idea.
>> Is it stupid, desperate,

and very unlikely to get us
out of this mess?
>> Yes.

>> Is it humiliating?
>> If we get it wrong.
>> Are we likely to?

>> Possibly.
>> In the time it's taken me
to ask you these questions,

could you have just told me?
>> Definitely.
>> Can we get on with it, then?

>> Yeah, we better.
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Sniffing ]

>> I knew it.
You are in so much trouble!
>> We need to get to laser video

before mom kicks our butt!
>> What did you do this time?
Stop right there!

>> Quick!
>> Where do you think
you're going?

don't you dare run away from
your mother!

>> Whoa!
>> Aahh!
[ Roars ]

>> Mom?
Are you okay?
>> [ Muffled ]

>> What was that?
>> You're in so much trouble!
[ Barking ]

>> Quick!
[ Growls ]
>> Gumball, we have to help mom!

>> I don't know.
I mean, maybe she'll be all
right.

>> Gumball, there's a monstrous
creature attacking our mother!
We need to face the consequences

of our actions and help her out!
>> Yes, I'm sorry. You're right.
Wait a minute.

Why has it gone quiet?

>> Aaaahhh!
Run run!
>> Stop right now!

[ Dog whimpers ]
>> Stop the letters!
Stop the letters!

>> Ah, the wattersons.
It's about time you showed up.
I assume you have my money?

>> Better than that, Larry.
We got the DVD.
>> I hope you don't mind

if i make sure it's real.
Last time it was a piece
of cardboard.

>> Go for it.

>> Darwin: Alligators
on a train.
>> Oh, no! There's

alligators on this train!
[ Grunting ]
>> Thank goodness we got all

the alligators off this train.
>> Thank you so much for saving
us from all the alligators

on this train.
[ Smooching ]
>> ¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶

¶ alligators off this train ¶
¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶
¶ alligators off this train ¶

¶ [ humming ] ¶

¶ alligators on a train ¶
>> this had better be a joke.
>> Oh, man, what gave it away?

>> Dude, it's five seconds long
and every name in the credits
is one of you two.

>> I told you we should have put
other people in the credits.
>> What? And let them have

all the glory?
>> Well, there's no way i can
accept this.

You need to give me the real DVD
now.
>> Both: We can't!

We used it to cut a pizza,
and then scratched it with
the wrong side of the scrubby

sponge, and then we threw it in
the waste disposal!
Please don't tell our mom!

>> I already know.
>> Aaah!
>> How much is the DVD, Larry?

>> $25.
>> What?! You made me leave work
and chase you through the

neighborhood on a dog for $25?!
>> But...
But we were scared to tell you.

>> Oh, silly.
There's nothing you can do that
will ever stop me loving you.

Come here.
Now, let me pay for that.
See, Darwin, you should always

tell the truth and face the
consequences of your actions.
Ow!

>> Come on.
Let's go home, you little
troublemakers.

>> Uh, just a minute.
There's also the lateness fee.
>> Oh, yes, of course.

How much is it, please?
>> Let me see.
Three months and three days

late.
That will be $700.
>> [ Laughs ]

You see boys, sometimes in life
you really have to face
the consequences of your

actions.
And sometimes you just...
Run!

>> Hey!
>> ¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶
¶ alligators off this train ¶

¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶
¶ alligators off this train ¶
¶ doo, doo, doo, doo ¶

¶ alligators off this train ¶
¶ [ Humming ] ¶

¶ alligators on a train ¶