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Get a grip! 11 00:00:21,887 --> 00:00:24,656 ♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪ 12 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,925 ♪ These turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪ 13 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:30,562 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,264 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 15 00:00:33,332 --> 00:00:35,834 ♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪ 16 00:00:35,901 --> 00:00:38,169 [ Donatello ] He's a radical rat. 17 00:00:38,237 --> 00:00:41,005 ♪ Leonardo leads Donatello does machines ♪ 18 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,641 [ Donatello ] That's a fact, Jack. 19 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:46,043 ♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪ [ Raphael ] Give me a break. 20 00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:48,947 ♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪ [ Michelangelo ] Party! 21 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:50,849 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 22 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,618 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 23 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:56,054 ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 24 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:57,889 ♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪ 25 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,524 ♪ Turtle power ♪♪ 26 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:10,134 Lunch is ready, fellas. 27 00:01:10,202 --> 00:01:12,771 Boy, that pizza smells great, Hokum. 28 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:15,974 Totally. I've got a mondo case of the munchies. 29 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,643 And it's my own special recipe. 30 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,812 Oh, tell me this isn't broccoli. 31 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,684 Why, it sure is. I call it pizza bunny style. 32 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:29,120 Hey, guys. It's April. Turn up the sound, dude. 33 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:33,525 April O'Neil here, speaking with the Easter Bunny, who's just been mugged. 34 00:01:33,592 --> 00:01:37,128 Exactly what happened? Gee, uh, I don't know. 35 00:01:37,196 --> 00:01:40,365 Suddenly this guy jumps me and steals my wallet. 36 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:43,334 Man, how low can you go? 37 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:45,903 A fellow rabbit needs my help. 38 00:01:45,971 --> 00:01:49,307 Keep the pizza warm. I'll be back in two shakes of a hare's tail. 39 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,377 Hokum, wait. That's not a real rabbit. 40 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:55,647 He's a grown-up bunny. He can take care of himself. 41 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,884 [ Krang ] Aha! I have found it! 42 00:01:58,951 --> 00:02:03,388 Ooh! Found what, Krang? A teeny-weeny blinking light? 43 00:02:03,455 --> 00:02:08,126 For your information, this is a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence-- 44 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:10,896 a temporal wave distortion. 45 00:02:10,963 --> 00:02:13,865 I can't tell you how excited that makes me. 46 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,501 Oh, you will get excited, Shredder, 47 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:21,907 when I tell you it could mean a world where the Turtles do not exist. 48 00:02:21,974 --> 00:02:25,744 A world without those wretched reptiles? Tell me more. 49 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:28,413 [ Krang ] Time is like this ribbon. 50 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,750 [ Chuckles ] All right. Visual aids. 51 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:35,386 The past is back here. The present here. 52 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:37,188 And here is the future. 53 00:02:37,256 --> 00:02:43,194 Due to certain phenomena, occasionally time bunches up like this. 54 00:02:43,262 --> 00:02:46,864 Then one could travel ahead in time to the future. 55 00:02:46,932 --> 00:02:49,934 And today is one of those occasions. 56 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:53,371 You can now travel to the year 3000, 57 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:57,141 where the Turtles will be long vanished. 58 00:02:57,209 --> 00:03:00,411 But what about weapons? They might be very powerful by then. 59 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:04,315 That's why you will take along this matter transformer. 60 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:07,918 With it, a weapon could become a candy bar. 61 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:11,422 Oh, just my luck. I'm on a diet. 62 00:03:12,558 --> 00:03:14,359 [ Krang ] This abandoned subway line... 63 00:03:14,426 --> 00:03:17,194 runs straight through the time distortion. 64 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:20,164 Take the subway car to full speed... 65 00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:22,500 and you will arrive at the future, 66 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:26,571 where there will be no turtles to stand in our way. 67 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,642 We shall be lords of the future! 68 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:35,580 This is April O'Neil speaking to you from the city subway, 69 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:38,182 where mothers, purse snatchers and graffiti artists... 70 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,552 strike terror in the hearts of citizens. 71 00:03:40,619 --> 00:03:43,688 Officer, what can we do to put a stop to this crime wave? 72 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:45,456 Eternal vigilance, ma'am. 73 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:49,293 Criminals can strike when we least expect it. 74 00:03:49,361 --> 00:03:51,830 [ Chuckling ] 75 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:55,967 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! 76 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:58,536 This is April O'Neil with an underwear-- 77 00:03:58,604 --> 00:04:02,507 [ Chuckles ] underground report on crime. 78 00:04:02,574 --> 00:04:06,611 [ Sighs ] Now I wonder where I could find that Easter Bunny. 79 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:11,583 Wow! If this ain't the biggest danged rabbit hole I ever did see. 80 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:15,954 Along with the biggest dang rabbit I ever did see! [ Screams ] 81 00:04:17,656 --> 00:04:20,825 [ Shredder ] We'll soon be in the year 3000, Krang. 82 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:25,496 Excellent. By then the Turtles will be no more. 83 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:27,131 [ Cackles ] 84 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:31,669 Oh, my gosh. It's them same bad guys I met in the last episode. 85 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:43,280 Look, boss. A flying calendar. 86 00:04:43,348 --> 00:04:46,885 What? This is only the year 2036? 87 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:49,120 [ Chirps ] You have failed again, Krang. 88 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,589 We haven't gone far enough into the future. 89 00:04:51,657 --> 00:04:54,325 Big deal. So I miscalculated. 90 00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:57,796 But no matter. The Turtles will be ancient now. 91 00:04:57,863 --> 00:05:00,031 You can easily defeat them. 92 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,700 Perhaps you're right. 93 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:05,770 Come. Let us see what the future holds in store. 94 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,639 By golly, those bad fellers are up to no good. 95 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,374 I better follow. 96 00:05:17,516 --> 00:05:21,052 [ Rocksteady ] Wow. Everything's so neat and clean. 97 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,888 [ Bebop ] Yeah. Don't you just hate it? 98 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:27,792 Hey, Grandpa. Yes, gentlemen? May I help you? 99 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:31,229 Hey. You're High-Five from the old gang. 100 00:05:31,296 --> 00:05:34,265 I'd recognize that Mohawk anywhere. 101 00:05:34,332 --> 00:05:37,902 Well, well. Rocksteady and Bebop. 102 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,471 Hey. You've been gone a long time. 103 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:44,074 Where's the old gang? Where's all the crooks? 104 00:05:44,142 --> 00:05:46,778 There are no more criminals in this city. 105 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:49,580 The Turtles locked up the last one years ago. 106 00:05:49,648 --> 00:05:53,951 Even in the future I'm plagued by those blasted reptiles! 107 00:05:54,019 --> 00:05:56,654 If this is the future, they can keep it. 108 00:05:56,722 --> 00:05:59,891 It's full of wimps and dweebs. 109 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:03,261 Yeah. I sure wish the old gang was here. 110 00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:07,932 That's it. You will bring your old gang here to the future, armed to the teeth. 111 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,336 We will blast all resistance. [ Chuckles ] 112 00:06:12,404 --> 00:06:16,040 Uh-oh. I better get back on that time train and warn the Turtles. 113 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:20,912 [ Train Horn Honks ] 114 00:06:25,317 --> 00:06:27,351 ♪♪ [ TV: Instrumental Theme ] Students, 115 00:06:27,419 --> 00:06:29,788 it is time for your martial arts practice. 116 00:06:29,855 --> 00:06:31,522 Aw! Oh, man! 117 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,491 Gosh, Sensei. I'm right in the middle... 118 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,160 of a book on multidimensional binary equations. 119 00:06:36,227 --> 00:06:38,963 Yeah. And Milligan's Island is on in five minutes. 120 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:42,132 And you're not supposed to exercise after eating. 121 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,536 All those calories will make you fat, Michelangelo. 122 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:48,973 Donatello, you will ruin your eyes reading in poor light. 123 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,477 Raphael, your brain will shrivel from watching too much television. 124 00:06:52,544 --> 00:06:55,412 Practice, practice, practice. 125 00:06:55,481 --> 00:07:00,050 If you wish to be sharp tomorrow, you must hone your skills today. 126 00:07:00,118 --> 00:07:02,186 Hurry up, fellers! 127 00:07:02,253 --> 00:07:05,690 Big emergency! Hey, where'd you run off to, Hokum? 128 00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:09,994 The future! And that no-good Shredder's planning to take it over. 129 00:07:10,061 --> 00:07:11,896 [ All ] What? 130 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,898 No time to explain. Come on! 131 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,800 Turtle power! 132 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:19,136 If you're putting us on about this future business, 133 00:07:19,204 --> 00:07:21,839 I'll personally rip off your horn. 134 00:07:21,907 --> 00:07:25,142 Trust me, Jersey Red. It's for real. 135 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:27,578 We've heard from the police and the citizens. 136 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:29,747 Now let's hear from one of the criminals. 137 00:07:29,815 --> 00:07:32,383 Excuse me. You look like an average thug. 138 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:35,119 Tell me, does crime really pay? [ Laughing ] 139 00:07:35,187 --> 00:07:37,421 It sure does, sister. Hey! 140 00:07:37,489 --> 00:07:41,692 [ Michelangelo ] Hey, amigos. That punk stole April's purse. 141 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,228 [ Hokum ] Never mind. We're going the same way. 142 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,698 Let's go. 143 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,301 Come on! Whoa, ho, ho! 144 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:59,343 What's this about conquering the future? 145 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:01,512 Sounds like a big job. 146 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:05,182 Nonsense. The people of this time are cowering weaklings, 147 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,452 and the police carry no weapons. [ Chuckles ] 148 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,755 The future is ours! 149 00:08:10,822 --> 00:08:12,256 Au contraire, Shred-head. 150 00:08:12,323 --> 00:08:14,358 A Turtle? How did you get here? 151 00:08:14,426 --> 00:08:18,429 Let me see. I took the uptown express to 41-- No, 42nd. 152 00:08:18,496 --> 00:08:20,364 Then I caught the crosstown local. 153 00:08:20,432 --> 00:08:22,767 - Blast him! - Hit it, Turtles! 154 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:25,603 [ All ] Turtle power! 155 00:08:27,505 --> 00:08:29,807 Whoa! [ Leonardo ] Look out, dudes! 156 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:32,243 Whoa! Whoa! 157 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,079 Well, well. Visitors from the past. 158 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:39,616 Too bad your future is going to be so brief. [ Cackles ] 159 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:46,257 Oh, goody, goody. We get to blast some Turtles. 160 00:08:46,324 --> 00:08:48,559 Wrong-- by a hare. 161 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:51,796 It's that rabbit from the fantasy dimension. Get him! 162 00:08:52,998 --> 00:08:54,665 Look out! 163 00:08:54,732 --> 00:08:56,334 [ All Coughing ] 164 00:08:56,401 --> 00:08:58,002 Good work, Hokum! 165 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,771 We've gotta hurry and find tin grid. 166 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:05,776 Those yellow streamers are part of that time distortion we went through. 167 00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:08,946 Bummer. And I was hoping they were party decorations. 168 00:09:10,682 --> 00:09:12,716 Let's get them Turtles. 169 00:09:12,784 --> 00:09:16,754 We'll deal with them later-- after we have taken over the future. 170 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:20,858 [ Jersey Red ] Okay, coppers. Against the wall with your hands up. 171 00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:22,794 I always wanted to say that. 172 00:09:22,861 --> 00:09:27,598 Great news, Krang. We now control the entire police communication system. 173 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:31,101 Splendid! Why not a little show of force... 174 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:34,238 to let the citizens know we mean business? 175 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:38,142 This matter transformer should provide the demonstration we need. 176 00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:41,212 Attention, citizens. 177 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:44,048 This is your new ruler, Emperor Shredder, speaking. 178 00:09:44,115 --> 00:09:47,885 And just in case any of you wimps might be considering rebellion, 179 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:51,322 here is a demonstration of my superior power. 180 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:02,266 And now for the pièce de résistance. 181 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:05,336 Oh, no. Not the Statue of Liberty! 182 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:08,339 This time Shred-head's gone too far! 183 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:13,544 Hey. There's a severe penalty for defacing a national monument. 184 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:19,049 Wow. You guys are even more famous than Little Bo Peep. 185 00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:21,051 Yeah, and it's about time too. 186 00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:25,823 Whoa! I wonder if I've got a line of surfboards named after me. 187 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:28,025 Even better. Look. 188 00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:31,896 [ Michelangelo's Voice ] Welcome to Michelangelo's Cowabunga Pizza. 189 00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:33,798 What'll you have, dudes? 190 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:37,568 Whoa! Um, anchovy and hot fudge. 191 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:41,005 Forget it, Michelangelo. Remember what Master Splinter said. 192 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,974 We've gotta stay in fighting shape. 193 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:47,545 Ladies and gentlemen, step aboard for the tour of the Turtle mansion, 194 00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:51,248 home of the old-age Mutant Ninja Turtles. 195 00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:53,850 Did you hear that? We still exist! 196 00:10:53,918 --> 00:10:57,321 Come on! We've gotta warn ourselves of Shredder's plot. 197 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:03,794 And once the Turtles put all the criminals behind bars... 198 00:11:03,862 --> 00:11:06,163 and defeated the evil Shredder, 199 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:08,833 they started a clean-up-the-city campaign. 200 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:12,403 We did all that? I'm truly impressed. 201 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,640 I can't wait to meet our famous selves in person. 202 00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:19,810 Hokum, you stay here and warn us if any bad guys show up. 203 00:11:19,877 --> 00:11:22,779 Yes, sirree. You can count on me. 204 00:11:25,783 --> 00:11:30,287 But wait. They probably get tired of their fans bugging them for autographs. 205 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:32,956 Let's look for another way in. 206 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:36,928 Whoa! Scope out this scene. 207 00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:39,630 Look! It's us! 208 00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:47,204 Pizza is served, Master Michelangelo. 209 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,507 Radical, Reginald. 210 00:11:52,176 --> 00:11:56,013 Man, totally triumphant. 211 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:00,284 Careful, Michelangelo. You'll pop the buttons on your p.j.'s. 212 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,487 Look who's talking, Raphael. 213 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:06,591 If you'd kept up your exercises, your legs wouldn't be all shot. 214 00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:10,194 [ Chuckles ] At least I'm not blind as a bat. 215 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:14,098 I wish you fellas would stop arguing. 216 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,200 Or d-did I already say that? 217 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:21,205 I can't believe it. I've turned into a befuddled old coot. 218 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,541 We've turned into everything Splinter warned us against. 219 00:12:24,609 --> 00:12:28,479 There's no way these old dudes could stand up to Shredder and his goons. 220 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:32,717 We interrupt our regular program for a news bulletin. 221 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:35,986 It's April! Whoa! She's aged rather well. 222 00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,289 An incredible event has occurred. 223 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:40,991 Previously defeated Shredder has taken over the city... 224 00:12:41,059 --> 00:12:42,993 and declared himself emperor. 225 00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:46,497 His heavily armed thugs are terrorizing our citizens. 226 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:50,834 I don't get it. We defeated Shred-head years ago. 227 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:54,338 Oh, we can't let all our years of crime fighting go to waste. 228 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:58,909 Right. We'll show 'em what turtle "powder" can do. Oh. Right. 229 00:12:58,976 --> 00:13:03,146 We beat Shredder once, and we can beat him again. 230 00:13:03,214 --> 00:13:06,684 Yeah, but-but we haven't used our ninja skills in years. 231 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,552 Hey, dudes. 232 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,489 A turtle never forgets. 233 00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,524 You're thinking of an elephant. 234 00:13:13,591 --> 00:13:15,425 Hey! Wait for me! 235 00:13:15,493 --> 00:13:18,095 Shredder's gonna clean those guys' clocks. 236 00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:22,199 We gotta help him. Aha. Gate-crashers, huh? 237 00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:24,602 We're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 238 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:28,038 Sure you are. Pretty good costumes though. 239 00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:30,775 Let's go, kids. We're gonna call your parents. 240 00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,878 Our parents? How humiliating. 241 00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:36,914 We can't let the old Turtles face Shredder alone. 242 00:13:36,981 --> 00:13:38,682 He's right, dudes. 243 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,250 Hi-ya! 244 00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:49,927 Boy, those Turtles sure got old fast. 245 00:13:49,994 --> 00:13:54,131 - Where'd they go? - Wait a minute. How'd you get so young again? 246 00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:57,068 Those were the future versions of ourselves, 247 00:13:57,135 --> 00:14:00,771 and they're going to face Shredder alone. 248 00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:08,879 We're too late. The old Turtles have gone. 249 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,881 Oh, we'll never find them in time. 250 00:14:10,949 --> 00:14:14,518 Time. I knew there was something-- 251 00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:17,788 Uh-oh. We don't have any time, guys. 252 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,692 You remember those yellow energy bands on the subway car when we arrived here? 253 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,595 Those were bits of the temporal wave distortion... 254 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,732 that were pulled here when we came forward in time. 255 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:32,637 This energy meter shows that our trip has disturbed the fabric of space-time itself. 256 00:14:32,704 --> 00:14:34,805 In other words? In other words, 257 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,107 unless we get back to our own time, 258 00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:38,909 with everyone who's come here, 259 00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:42,079 both the past and the future will be destroyed. 260 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,115 So, like, we have to rescue our older selves, 261 00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:49,153 then bring Shredder, Rocksteady, Bebop and their gang back to the past? 262 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:52,290 Right. And we have less than 15 minutes to do it. 263 00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:54,492 Excuse me. Is that counting the commercial? 264 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,327 We'll take that hover limo. 265 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,998 Well, how do we find the old geezers? 266 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,167 I mean, our older selves. 267 00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:07,838 Attention, Turtles. I, Emperor Shredder, challenge you to a battle. 268 00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:09,840 Meet me at the subway tunnel. 269 00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:12,109 I wonder if he means us. 270 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:19,350 [ Chuckles ] Wonderful. All eight Turtles will soon be within my grasp. 271 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:23,587 Krang, the Turtles are about to meet their doom. 272 00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:26,957 It seems I've heard that song before, Shredder. 273 00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:30,628 This time I cannot fail. The old Turtles will be no problem. 274 00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:34,298 And Rocksteady and Bebop's gang will help deal with the younger ones. 275 00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:40,304 Well, hurry up. If the future is so nice, I may want to come there myself. 276 00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:43,607 Rocksteady, Bebop, call those delinquents of yours. 277 00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:47,177 I want to prepare a little surprise for the Turtles. 278 00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:50,648 [ Old Leonardo ] Say, fellas. I just realized something. 279 00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:55,218 Uh, what's that? [ Stammers ] I forgot where we're going. 280 00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:58,789 We now take you live to police headquarters, 281 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:02,493 where Emperor Shredder has a message for the Turtles. 282 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,928 This is the last call, Turtles. 283 00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:08,566 I'm waiting. Unless, of course, you're frightened. 284 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,402 Nobody calls a Turtle a chicken. 285 00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:15,239 Time to get rude and crude, dudes. 286 00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:17,541 Turtle-- [ All Wheeze ] 287 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,243 power! 288 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,011 [ All Coughing ] 289 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:28,752 Let's hurry! 290 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,422 [ Wheezing ] We are hurrying! 291 00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:34,258 [ Chuckles ] Here come the old buzzards. 292 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,527 [ Chuckles ] This ought to be easy. 293 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,764 Uh-uh. The boss said to let 'em go in. Remember? 294 00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:43,200 Yeah. Sure. He gets to have all the fun. 295 00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,105 [ Donatello ] They're in that subway station. 296 00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:49,940 Time for some fun, Turtles. 297 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,375 [ All ] Huh? 298 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,277 Stupenduloso, dudes. 299 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,946 I really dig surprise parties. 300 00:16:56,013 --> 00:16:58,882 Now let's see how well you dance. 301 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:02,586 Whatever you say. One, two, three, kick! 302 00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:05,722 Time to get back to basics! 303 00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:14,565 [ Shredder ] What a pleasant surprise. 304 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,067 I didn't think you had the nerve to show up. 305 00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:21,639 [ Chuckles ] It'd take more than your ugly face to scare us away. 306 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,006 Splendid. 307 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,413 [ Groaning ] 308 00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:36,320 Yeah. I, uh, thought that went rather well, didn't you? 309 00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:37,922 [ Laughs ] 310 00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:42,159 [ Grunting ] [ Bebop ] Here we come, ready or not! 311 00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:43,327 We're ready. 312 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,934 Uh-oh. Better warn the boss. 313 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,636 Hey, yo, boss. 314 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,005 [ Communicator Chirps ] What is it? 315 00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:57,942 The Turtles are coming. The Turtles are coming. 316 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,443 Let them come. 317 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:02,179 This is April O'Neil on the scene, 318 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:04,181 where this brave group of Turtle fans... 319 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,316 are fighting Shredder's gang. 320 00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,886 We can't waste any more time. 321 00:18:09,954 --> 00:18:12,055 We've gotta rescue the old guys. 322 00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:15,325 Come back and fight, you green-back yellow bellies! 323 00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:20,230 If you think you're stomping my friends, you are all wet. 324 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:23,333 [ All Groaning ] 325 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:26,670 Hokum Hare, what are you doing here? 326 00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:28,672 Hi, Miss April. Bye, Miss April. 327 00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:33,009 Say au revoir to the past, present and future, Turtles! 328 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:36,079 Okay, Leonardo. What do we do now? 329 00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:37,981 [ Muttering ] 330 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:39,916 Darned if I remember. 331 00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,585 Oh, I hope we're not too late. 332 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:45,422 Ah! The young Turtles. Just in time. 333 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:48,892 - Hold it, Shredder. - You didn't say "please." 334 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:51,662 [ All Gasping ] 335 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,564 Who are those guys? 336 00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:56,166 Those dudes look like us! 337 00:18:56,234 --> 00:19:00,704 You can never defeat me as long as I have my matter transformer. 338 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:01,972 [ Coughing ] 339 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,342 Then we'll just have to-- [ Coughs ] deal with that. 340 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,745 No! 341 00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:18,088 Not another step, or you will witness your own destruction. 342 00:19:18,155 --> 00:19:21,425 Don't give up, Turtles. Use your wits. 343 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,696 But hurry. We've only got two minutes to get back to our own time. 344 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:29,466 Oh, we sure do get into the darnedest fixes. 345 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,268 So, he wants us to use our brains, eh? 346 00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,771 [ Cackles ] 347 00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,573 [ Groans ] 348 00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,776 By golly, he's right. 349 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:42,579 - I'm not through with you, Turtles. - This one's on me. 350 00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:43,714 [ Screams ] 351 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,449 [ Groans ] 352 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,217 Way to go, bros! 353 00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:50,220 [ All Groaning ] 354 00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:54,124 Say, you fellas are us, aren't ya? 355 00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:58,729 And I'm you. Well, like you used to be, that is. 356 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,298 Well, I'll be darned. 357 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:06,804 All aboard. Next stop, the year 1991. 358 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:10,808 Well, bye, you youngsters. Come around anytime. 359 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:15,312 Care to split a farewell pizza? 360 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:19,449 Uh, no, thanks. I'm giving them up for a while. 361 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,452 Man, I never thought I'd hear myself say that. 362 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,987 [ All Chattering ] 363 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,322 Bye! Bye! 364 00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:31,961 [ All Shouting ] 365 00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:36,966 And so the question remains, will there be crime in the future? 366 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,936 [ All ] Whoa! 367 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,672 [ All Groan ] 368 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,640 Hi, April. We got your purse back. 369 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,076 Quick, Krang. A portal. 370 00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:47,778 Sayonara, Turtles. 371 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,447 I'll be back. [ Leonardo ] They're getting away! 372 00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,950 Can we chase them after I've had a shower? 373 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,823 All set, Hokum. The portal generator will take you back to your fairy tale dimension. 374 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,092 Thanks for the pizzas, fellers. 375 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,129 I'm sure Hansel and Gretel will just love 'em. 376 00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:07,131 So long, buddy. Take care, Hokum! 377 00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:08,899 Bye! 378 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,501 Man, it has been a long day. 379 00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:13,704 I think I'll catch me some z's. 380 00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:15,839 Uh, not so fast, Michelangelo. 381 00:21:15,906 --> 00:21:18,975 We have lots of training to catch up on. 382 00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,878 [ All Grunting ] 383 00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,414 Hmm. 384 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,016 I am quite impressed. 385 00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:31,254 Yes, Master Splinter. We definitely learned our lesson. 386 00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:33,990 Even if it did take 45 years. 29696

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