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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,041 {\an8}- We'll talk. - Bye, sweetheart! 2 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,916 - Hello. - Hello. 3 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,708 Can you help me with something? 4 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:22,666 Who, me? My family would die if I have time, not even to breathe! 5 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,541 Well, do you know how they chase us? Like horse thieves! 6 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:32,708 And with what money? Well, isn't it normal that people go abroad to work? 7 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:38,375 Maybe I'll take an hour, a short medical leave, but I don't know what to say. 8 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:44,000 Two at most, because there's no manager here today. That's it. 9 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:51,041 Wait a minute, ma'am. I'm going to tear up my employment contract. 10 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,250 I'll be right back! 11 00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:56,458 What a free day today! 12 00:01:56,541 --> 00:01:57,791 - Is that all? - Yes. 13 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,958 I told you, miss, that the pink purse wouldn't fit! 14 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,791 He caught you with air in your lungs. 15 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:24,666 - That was the last one. Cash or card? - Card, please. 16 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:30,458 - Insufficient funds. - What? 17 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:34,208 How much is it? 18 00:02:34,291 --> 00:02:36,333 Give me what you've got, granny! 19 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:40,833 Hey, go get your dad, because you're definitely tricking me again. 20 00:02:40,916 --> 00:02:45,375 What, am I going to haggle with you? Do you think I'm your customer, man? 21 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:48,958 If you're going to have a stroke, what am I going to put on the table? 22 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:55,000 - One fifty per egg, like everyone else. - One fifty? My goodness, my sins! 23 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,541 Hey! 24 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,708 Give me five eggs. 25 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,458 There are five. 26 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:06,541 And check the money, because I don't have my glasses, okay? 27 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:11,000 Exactly, seven and a half! 28 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:14,083 Look at Mihai Viteazul, see? With his long hair. 29 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:15,541 The receipt? 30 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,416 Don't lock the gate, I'll come today and bring it. 31 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,250 - I don't have any ink. - If you don't have ink! 32 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:27,583 That's how you do it, you're haggling over an egg! 33 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:31,083 And when you die, people hang themselves at the store because of your debts. 34 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,333 Nan, be aware! 35 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:41,166 - Your wallet. - Oh my, thank you, man! 36 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:45,791 Others would have robbed you. There are all kinds of people. 37 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:51,291 - She saw you, old woman... - Adriane! Come here, man! 38 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:56,791 Hey, Dad, come see what a beautiful calf the cow has given birth to. 39 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,208 - It's a marvel. - Really? 40 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:01,416 Look, Dad, these cows too. They're souls too, man. 41 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:04,166 They give birth, they love each other. Move over so I can see. 42 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:08,750 No, go put your gloves on, because you really need gloves. 43 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:13,708 - Come on, put them on quickly, please. - Wait a minute, man! 44 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:17,833 Oh my God! Hurry up, she's about to have another one! 45 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:20,083 What do you mean? So what if we have two... 46 00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:23,791 I think the calf could die, without my gloves, right? 47 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:25,791 Come on and enjoy it. 48 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:26,750 Come on, man. 49 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,000 Come on, Dad, see the miracle of birth. 50 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:45,791 Well, don't be so fussy, pull the gloves up to your elbows! 51 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:48,041 - Oh my! - Pull now, don't you understand? 52 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,041 Oh my, spit a little in my palm. 53 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,750 Don't wipe it off on that shirt, your mother will kill you! 54 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:56,500 What do I care about my shirt now? Come here and help me, it's too big! 55 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,416 Put your hand in it and pull, you hear me? 56 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,458 How did he do it, man, where do two go? 57 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:04,666 - The calf is dying, pull, damn it! - Don't ever call me again! 58 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:14,833 Please, please, don't scream! 59 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:17,583 It's still 5,000 euros. Can't you manage with that for a month? 60 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:22,916 A month? I thought it was for a week! 61 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,500 Why the hell did you have children if you can't take care of them? 62 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:28,291 My girl, it's a lot of money. 63 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:31,208 I can't give you large sums anymore because you've bankrupted me. 64 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:36,916 SOS FOR CHILDREN 65 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,125 Look, 6,000, would that be alright? 66 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,958 - Hey, man, leave me alone, will you? - What are you doing there? 67 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:49,000 None of your business. You give money to your mistresses and I don't have any. 68 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,083 Come on, playtime is over. 69 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,916 You're begging me to give you money? You won't get any more! 70 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,625 Pack your bags right now and go to your granny in the village 71 00:05:56,708 --> 00:06:00,250 to see how those children live there and maybe you'll come back without complaints. 72 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,666 Man, you deserve to be arrested! 73 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:05,583 You're lucky that you're my father and you gave me life! 74 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,166 Pack your bags! 75 00:06:09,916 --> 00:06:11,333 Man, are you high? 76 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,666 {\an8}THE TICKET WILL BE 60 CENTS FROM MONDAY 77 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,958 Hey! What's with that chicken over there? 78 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,375 You should also bring the cow in the bus. 79 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:53,708 Miss! God, you put yourself in the emergency seat here! 80 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:56,500 In case of an emergency, can you help the team? 81 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,416 What emergency? 82 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:03,083 For example, someone gets drunk around here. 83 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:08,291 Will you help him downstairs, so he doesn't make a mess in here? 84 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:44,333 Stay there! Who the hell is going to pick you? 85 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,166 Matcha? 86 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:08,666 - That's the girl of... - She's with the guy of... 87 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,625 - She living next to... - No, man, that's not her! 88 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,166 It's the one from medical school. 89 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,083 Who hangs out with the guy with the Jaguar. 90 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:18,166 - Her father owns the bread factory. - Is she Mircea's sister? 91 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:21,791 - No, man, that's not her. - Hey, anyway, she's really hot. 92 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:23,375 Yeah! 93 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:27,250 - I think she's pink somewhere. - She's pink and beautiful. 94 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:30,666 - She's burgundy, that's right. - She's indigo. 95 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,333 - Is she indigo? - Yes. 96 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,208 Where have you heard that before? 97 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:36,333 Here, man, you check her neck. 98 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,583 - Is she indigo? - Are you stupid? 99 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:45,291 It's Veta's, guys! His dad has a lot of money. 100 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,333 That's Ana! 101 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:50,791 Ana, the one who used to come here. 102 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,500 She lives in Bucharest now, maybe a student. 103 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:59,166 Well, she's pretty, but... her mother when she was young, she was really beautiful. 104 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:04,375 Man, she was crazy about me! She always came around when we were younger. 105 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,083 You guys played in the yard all day. 106 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,291 Of course, she always came! She's crazy about me! 107 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,916 Get the hell out of here, you idiot, is she looking at you? 108 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,166 What does she see in you, can't you see what you look like? 109 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,708 Hey, we'd better play rock, paper, scissors. 110 00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:18,250 Whoever wins gets her. 111 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,166 - Yes, well done, man. - Yeah, man, yeah. 112 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,125 But be careful. 113 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:24,875 Let's play rock, paper, scissors and that's it. 114 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,125 Yes, man, let's do it like that, okay? 115 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,833 It works. Come on, I had nothing to do at home anyway. 116 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:35,666 You're out, man. 117 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,291 You're out. 118 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:42,583 You've hypnotized us. 119 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,250 Anyway, I was the most entitled to hang out with her! 120 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:49,625 I think you're forgetting that I... had semi-sex. 121 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,208 Experience wins. 122 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,166 Come on, let me be brave. 123 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:14,125 My beautiful granddaughter has arrived, let me see you. 124 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:15,583 Come here, let me kiss you. 125 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,916 Oh my, how big you've grown since I last saw you! 126 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,458 And so modern... 127 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,083 - Tell me, what's the Wi-Fi password? - What's that? 128 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,583 The Wi-Fi password. On your phone. 129 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:33,041 Zero, zero, zero, zero. Like when your battery runs out? 130 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,708 Never mind. 131 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:40,000 Give this food to the pigs. Throw it over the fence. 132 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,125 Me? 133 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,250 You disgusting pigs! 134 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:57,708 Why don't we catch him with anything? 135 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:03,708 He's not doing anything now, you see? You think he steals something every day? 136 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:06,041 Man, I'm really onto this guy. 137 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,375 This kid has no limits. He only causes problems for people. 138 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:12,916 Look, he's been stealing wood from me for about two winters. 139 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,500 But I had nothing to catch him with! 140 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:19,916 He's been selling me wood for two winters! Do you know how cheap he sells it? 141 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,666 You have to wait for him to make a mistake. 142 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,166 Maybe you can provoke him into violence, he fights around the village. 143 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:33,500 No chance, those guys stick together. We need something else... 144 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,500 I'll do it. I'll do it somehow! 145 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:43,000 - What sandwich you have? - Chicken. 146 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:45,833 Aunt Veta! 147 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,958 Damn you, go to hell! 148 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:58,125 Hello! Is Aunt Veta home? 149 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,166 Yes, she's home! 150 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,041 - What do you want, boy? - Hello, Aunt Veta. 151 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,208 Grandma said to take those over there. 152 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,791 - Why are you leaving them there? - "Those"? 153 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,458 Those ones... you'd better call her, I don't know. 154 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:17,041 Yes, okay, I'll call her. What are you doing with these, girl? 155 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,541 Didn't you say to feed the pigs? 156 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:23,375 Give them here, damn you, you're good for nothing! 157 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,166 Do you still recognize me? 158 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,708 We used to play together as kids. 159 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:36,041 I don't remember anything about that. Luckily. 160 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:39,000 When I fell into the well and you told me I was stupid! 161 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:44,083 - But you said it like that... with a hint. - What do you mean? 162 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,458 Hey! Go help Ana. 163 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:49,291 Back there with the manure, since you're here anyway. 164 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,375 If you ever need anything, just call me at the gate and I'll be here. 165 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:55,875 Look what a hard-working boy. And handsome too! 166 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,833 Give me your phone so I can get on Instagram. 167 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:01,541 Here. 168 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,583 Are you deaf? The phone, not the remote! 169 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:06,375 This is my phone. 170 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:22,583 It's simple. You take the shovel and this is the manure. 171 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:29,833 You take the manure, scoop it up with the shovel and put it in the bucket. 172 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:32,791 Like this. 173 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,666 I got some signal, I'll go on Instagram and come back after, yes? 174 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,666 TODAY IS FOR FREAKY STUFF 175 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:34,375 - Who's the boy? - A stupid peasant. 176 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,416 Really? I've seen other stupid peasants and they're not all alike. 177 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:43,000 Where, on the bus? He's the mayor's son. 178 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,291 - Don't you have anything to do at home? - No. 179 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,708 - You mean, leave? - I mean, leave! 180 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,875 - More rare. - Beef-mutton. 181 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,958 - But without beef. - And no mutton. 182 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:39,791 - What did you do, man? - It's tough with the girls from Bucharest! 183 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:43,291 You think it's like with these ones around here, the village champions? 184 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,291 We're not even allowed in Bucharest, man! 185 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,666 - Why? - Why! Do you have a passport? 186 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,750 You need a passport to go to Bucharest. 187 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:54,833 - Hey, you're really stupid! - What did you do with her? 188 00:15:54,916 --> 00:16:00,500 Man... She didn't say yes or no. I mean... I still have a chance. 189 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:15,958 - That's it, man. He took her. - He's asking for directions! 190 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:21,416 The mayor's son asking for directions? Logan, 2025. Gasoline, power windows. 191 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,666 - Power windows? - Yes, man, yes! 192 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,375 If his dad changes the school's roof you'll see him with a different car! 193 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,583 So what, is she looking at a Logan? She's from Bucharest! 194 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:37,041 How many of those has she seen! Would a Logan impress her? Is it 2025? 195 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,958 Watch out for that peasant. He's taking things from the yard. 196 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,500 What's he going to take? Grandma's crutch? 197 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,583 Are you from Bucharest? 198 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:50,541 Yes, my father sent me to stay here for a while. 199 00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:54,166 Well, don't you get bored with all these fools? 200 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:58,458 I haven't talked to anyone, and I can't stand the cold anyway. 201 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:00,833 What cold? 202 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:07,791 Do you compete with him? Mind your own business! 203 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:11,875 - AC is AC. He turned on the heat. - But who is that guy? 204 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:14,458 It's not who he is, who you are is the problem. 205 00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:17,625 The girl is sitting in the warmth, see? She's riding in the car... 206 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,833 Did you want her to stay with you with the cows? 207 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,125 It's hard, Adiţă. 208 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,000 We just have to come up with something. 209 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:26,000 Why don't you go out into the field to gather information? 210 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,166 What does he say, where does he want to take her, everything. 211 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,250 - I'm going! - Come on! 212 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,541 - Yes, man, I'm going! - Come on, man, just a little! 213 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:36,666 - On our side, man! On our side! - Picea! Picea! Over there. 214 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,583 Close the gate. 215 00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:45,500 - Aren't you going? - I'm not going, man, I have a cold. 216 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,208 And I made some soup too. Look, it's still burning nicely. 217 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:56,333 Dude, are you crazy? Power windows, air conditioning... 218 00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:00,541 It's the closest thing to Bucharest I've seen since I came here. 219 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,791 Well, it's the coolest car in the village here. 220 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,416 - Really? - Yes. 221 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,833 - Does your father earn well as mayor? - Well, like yours. He gets bonuses too. 222 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:12,833 Bonus for the bike path, soccer field bonus... 223 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:17,875 Yes, but a Logan 2025? They had to make a smaller synthetic one, right? 224 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,500 No, it shouldn't have been so conspicuous. 225 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,916 Here, in the village, any expensive car stands out. 226 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,583 We keep a low profile, of course. 227 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,291 Listen, do you have someone there? 228 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,500 - A lover? - Yes. 229 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,583 I see. 230 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,416 And what do you do here when you want to have fun? 231 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,916 Honestly, there's not much to do. I don't do anything at all. 232 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:47,333 - You can't talk to all these idiots. - What do you mean? 233 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:51,291 If you see what that guy explained to me, with the manure, with feeding the pigs, 234 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:54,125 he drowned me in explanations, there is something to talk about! 235 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:57,500 Leave me alone with all these fools! I told you, don't talk to them anymore. 236 00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,041 What are you doing back home? 237 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,500 I like to go shopping, to the beauty parlor... 238 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,083 There's no point in talking with all those peasants. They're not your type. 239 00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:14,958 - Hello. - Hello. 240 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,375 - From the registry office, right? - That's right. 241 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,500 I've come to highlight a few things for you. 242 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,250 Miss is registered here? 243 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,625 No. They highlighted me in Bucharest. 244 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,041 Bucharest? Not my yard. 245 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,666 What year is this wreck? 246 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,416 Are you from the registry office or the DMV? 247 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,875 Hey, I'm asking the questions here! 248 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,291 Talking to the people, asking a few questions... 249 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,958 How should I register you? Are you "girls"? 250 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,500 - I don't know, we'll find out. - Finding out, I see... 251 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:08,708 - Are you going somewhere? - Aren't you a little curious? 252 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,958 Curious? That's right. I'm rude! 253 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,166 I'll be damned if you don't take her out to the lake around 8:30 or 9:00 p.m... 254 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,375 Enough? 255 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,416 Anyway. I'll want a signature here, okay? 256 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,166 Digital, if possible, because that's how the instructions are... 257 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,916 You keep that one, okay? Have a good day. 258 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,333 I told you. 259 00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:39,250 Yes, Mihai! 260 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:42,541 Hey, note that he has a bracelet and he's holding it like this on his wrist. 261 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,000 On his wrist, right? 262 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,958 And he's wearing a blouse to look nice? 263 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,208 No, he has a leather jacket, you know? 264 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,250 A jacket, right? Man, you're stupid! 265 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,625 I sent you to gather information, man! Are you making inventory of that guy? 266 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:58,083 - Well, I was gathering information. - Get out of here, you idiot! 267 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,791 Power windows? I'll give you windows! 268 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:17,625 - Oops! You must be missing work! - No, dad. 269 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:21,166 No, man! You got carried away, otherwise there's no explanation. 270 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,125 No. 271 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,416 - What are you doing here then? - I'm getting ready. 272 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,208 - For what? - For the mayor's son. 273 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,333 Man, you're stupid, boy! Hey, you idiot! 274 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:37,416 Hey, man, be quiet, or his dad will kill us. 275 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:41,875 These three rooms you see here, I haven't declared them to the city hall. 276 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:45,333 That guy's coming, man, and he's going to tear down even the fence. 277 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,583 Because I didn't get along with Florica, damn her, 278 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:51,875 over six or seven square meters! He can't wait to hurt me! 279 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:55,250 Damn it, get it over with, you're eating away my soul! 280 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:59,208 You've eaten my soul! Damn your mayor! 281 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:02,041 Damn you all, you've ruined me! 282 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,166 So, let's be more diplomatic. 283 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,916 Can I get an iced coffee at your place? 284 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,708 We can have a coffee from the machine and ice from the freezer, 285 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,833 next to the chicken legs. 286 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,500 I'm going crazy here. 287 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,791 I'm going home, we'll talk later. 288 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,333 EUROPEAN FUNDS 289 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,541 - Thank you. - Listen. 290 00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:35,875 What are you doing tonight? 291 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:40,250 - Do you want to come with me to a party? - What party, a christening or what? 292 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,666 No. My father is organizing a party here in the village. 293 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,208 Everyone is coming. We'll have food too. 294 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,208 - Pick me up at eight. - Eight is fine. 295 00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:01,166 - They are going to the party tonight. - Great. Nobody saw you, right? 296 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:05,166 No way. I'm even wearing my camo jacket. 297 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:09,416 What are you doing there? 298 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:15,250 Nothing, ma'am. From city hall. Grafting. 299 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,916 Making sure no quinces fall on heads. We would be in trouble. 300 00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:29,375 - Did you convince her? - Yes, of course. 301 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:33,041 But I should have worn a yellow jacket, I didn't see the yellow leaves. 302 00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:47,291 - Who's that guy you're hanging out with? - A boy from around here. 303 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:51,791 - Is he the mayor's son? - Yes. Why? 304 00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:55,916 Damn him, he's a lazy bum. 305 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,916 How do you know that? 306 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Be careful who you hang out with, that guy is not particularly a groom. 307 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,833 He lives off his father's money, he's good for nothing. 308 00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:08,166 He's very good! He washes himself, he has a car. It's what I'm used to. 309 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,958 Do the right thing and talk to Gigi's son, he's a decent guy. 310 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:14,750 He speaks nicely to people, not like this jerk. 311 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:19,125 He'll tell me how his cow gave birth and how she has five calves, please. 312 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:22,625 Call your dad and see how angry he gets! 313 00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:28,375 Is his father the mayor? Well done, sweetheart. The right people. 314 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:30,208 Make sure those peasants don't ruin you. 315 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:33,541 Dad, can you send me a helicopter with some stuff, please? 316 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:36,625 What stuff? Are you hurt? Did something happen? 317 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:41,000 No, I need caramel syrup and the coffee machine. 318 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,333 Well, ask your grandma to make you a coffee. 319 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:47,500 - She doesn't have a machine. - She has a kettle! 320 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:54,791 - Never mind, if she's sick, I won't ask. - A kettle, the thing you make coffee in. 321 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:59,291 I wanted to ask you where I can shower at Grandma's? 322 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,750 It must be on a chair, somewhere around there. 323 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,291 What do you mean, "on a chair"? 324 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:09,458 Or we tickle his feet. 325 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,708 Because it always annoys me when someone tickles my feet. 326 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:15,291 But if I sway on my feet... 327 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:23,041 So, we go to the party, find him there, and then we'll deal with him. Simple. 328 00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:27,458 - Hey, what about Ionuţ? - Shouldn't he be here too? 329 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,250 - Yes, he should. - Call him. 330 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:34,833 I've got no signal again. 331 00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:38,000 Can't find one spot in this whole village where I can make a phone call? 332 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,791 It's not the village's fault you don't have a Digi subscription. 333 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:44,333 I have signal everywhere. You're falling behind. 334 00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:46,083 You don't have a license either... 335 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:50,041 Mihai doesn't have a license, but he has that red line on his ID card. 336 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,666 No, we all have it, I'm joking. I have one too, I'll show you! 337 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:56,500 Have you seen how he acts on the street? "Hey, can you hear me?" 338 00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:59,458 Didn't you see him raise his hand? 339 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:12,250 You're so handsome! Thank you very much. 340 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,958 You're welcome. I saw you around the village. 341 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:21,125 You have good eyes! Why are you hanging out with this idiot? 342 00:26:32,666 --> 00:26:37,166 Oh my God. What is this? 343 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,375 David! 344 00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:45,666 - What's up, man? - Hey, what's this, man? 345 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,875 What kind of contract is this? Is that how I raised you? 346 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:51,791 What, you're doubling the amount? Only twice? 347 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:54,750 - What are we going to eat? - He came with... He gave me... 348 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:57,458 Hey, my boy... 349 00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:00,916 Don't you want to end up at least as good as me? 350 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,791 Or even higher, get into politics. 351 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:07,208 If you're not in politics, you're nothing, don't you understand? 352 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:12,833 We're changing this. You're not asking only twice, come on. 353 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:14,916 Alright. 354 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,250 - Wait! - What? 355 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:18,958 You didn't tell me. Are you coming to the party or not? 356 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,291 Yes, I'm coming. I found a girl too. 357 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,083 - Really? Who? - One from Bucharest. 358 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:30,250 Well done, man! I mean, I'm not surprised, you have someone alike in the family! 359 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:33,708 - Well, see? - But do you have money for her? 360 00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:36,500 Well, I am my father's son, aren't I? 361 00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:39,541 - Have you thought about it? - Just a little. 362 00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:43,083 Hold on, I'll bring something for you. 363 00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:53,375 Let's see what we have here. 364 00:27:54,166 --> 00:28:00,416 Not from the kindergarten, nor the furniture. Playground. All for the kids. 365 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:04,416 Oh God, we need votes. 366 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,583 "Asphalt alleys"! 367 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,541 More thin asphalt, because I'm a thin guy too. 368 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:15,250 Look, see where it's cut from. 369 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:22,250 For your Bucharest girl. Should I give you more? Here. 370 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:27,708 Here. Actually, wait. That's too much. Let's put some back. 371 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,333 - What about the rest? - What rest? 372 00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:34,916 Well, you only gave me... Look. 373 00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:41,875 My boy, the rest is for the public interest. 374 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:44,458 - Come on, not that again. - What did you expect? 375 00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:47,333 That I'd leave the village without asphalt for your girlfriend? 376 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:48,291 Alright. 377 00:28:48,375 --> 00:28:49,833 - Spare me. - You still owe me. 378 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:03,000 Yes. It's hard nowadays. 379 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:14,625 I don't think that was the amount, but... Let's write it five times. 380 00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:18,875 Yes. That'll do. 381 00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:46,916 - Hey, girl, that's for the toilet! - How can it be for the toilet? 382 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,875 Do you think I'm stupid? What's written on that bottle? 383 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:52,750 It's your perfume! That's what it says. 384 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,000 Listen, do you have a nice dress I could borrow? 385 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,500 I thought about it, Grandma, I'll wear the hoodie. 386 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:17,625 Here, girl, take a dress, they're all youthful. 387 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,708 Maybe, but they're too tight for me. 388 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,625 You were slim, they don't fit me. 389 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,583 That's true. 390 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:44,958 I remember how your grandfather used to fuss over me. What a man. 391 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:51,208 - The panties had just come off. - Alright, stop, please. 392 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,916 Never mind, I'll wear something from home. 393 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,041 Take a look, Anuţo. 394 00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,375 Here, do you like this? 395 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:04,000 Come on, grandma, seriously? Who am I, Maria Lătăreţu? 396 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,500 - David's here! - Hello, hello. 397 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:15,041 Hello, man. 398 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,875 Here. I took this front table because... Well. 399 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:25,916 - This is Mădălin. - Ana, nice to meet you. 400 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,083 - Diana... - Ana, nice to meet you. 401 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,708 Look how beautiful it is. 402 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,208 Bring that axe closer to the table. 403 00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:43,791 Ana is dressed so beautifully, I hope she's not cold. 404 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,958 If she is, I'll give her my bow tie. 405 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:49,000 Don't you think you're getting lost in the details a bit? 406 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,541 Man, those guys have some crazy drinks. 407 00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:58,000 - What kind of drink is this? - The strongest drink in this village. 408 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,791 - I bought it with cash. - How else can you buy it? 409 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,916 - With the card? - Yes, with... a credit card. 410 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,916 But tell me, girl, if you don't like it here! 411 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,125 "Girl"? 412 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:11,291 May my mother drop dead if I'm lying. She can't wait for me to save her! 413 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:15,083 - Who? - Ana, she just looked at me. 414 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,750 But just a little bit, you know? 415 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:18,625 I think she can't stand those idiots. 416 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:22,875 I really like you guys. You're not like those stupid peasants. 417 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:26,458 Come on, this is a VIP table. Only decent people here. 418 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:31,666 Turn down the music, or turn it off, damn it! 419 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,500 - Give me the microphone. Is it working? - It works. 420 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:39,666 Yes! 421 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:48,291 Good evening, everyone! How are you feeling? Are you having fun? 422 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:55,541 Remember this in two months. Don't forget who gave you this party. 423 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:58,208 And who takes care of the citizens! 424 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,250 Are we clear? 425 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,250 And now, allow me to introduce 426 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:08,958 my handsome boy and the beautiful young lady next to him. 427 00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:12,083 Put the spotlight on him! That's it! 428 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:17,958 My goodness, what beautiful young people! Applause, what are you waiting for? 429 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:22,208 Listen to this bum! Why is Ana here? 430 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:25,000 The girl is from Bucharest! Yes! 431 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,750 Well, who wouldn't want to escape the crowds in the city 432 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:32,875 for a few moments of peace in our beautiful village? 433 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:37,500 Really, remind me. We need to build a couple of apartment blocks 434 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:42,583 before these people come. We can't deal with the immigrants! 435 00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:46,666 That was a joke, yes. But a good joke. 436 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:50,708 Now let's continue. I have a surprise for everyone here. 437 00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:54,625 Who did I invite to perform a special song for you? 438 00:33:54,708 --> 00:34:00,291 The great Raiholt! Come on up here! Attention, everyone! 439 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:04,458 - Good song! Let's hear it. - Good evening, everyone! 440 00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:08,916 We're doing a song for our beloved mayor. And it goes something like this: 441 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,083 We have the best mayor 442 00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:16,083 When he runs for office, he has no opponent 443 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:19,333 He is a good and kind man 444 00:34:19,416 --> 00:34:22,666 Just what we need in city hall 445 00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:27,166 He is a good mayor in the community And he gives us a better life 446 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:32,083 He's never taken a step back A mayor like ours is rare 447 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,916 What do you say, Mr. Mayor? Is it worth the money? 448 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,166 You'll get the money tomorrow. I told you. 449 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:42,666 Alright! So, my dear people... Let's turn the music back on. 450 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,750 I wish you all to have fun, dance... 451 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,083 I have to go, I have mayor duties. 452 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:50,666 You know how busy mayors are. 453 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,666 All the best! Have fun! Turn up the music! 454 00:34:57,166 --> 00:35:00,916 - I'll smash him, damn it! - Relax, we've got this. 455 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:03,625 Did you see the other girl? She's staring at you. 456 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,375 - Who? - Vasilica. 457 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:10,041 Forget it, man, I didn't come for her. 458 00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:12,458 - Ionuş, you're going, right? - Yes! 459 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:16,333 Go over there, you chat with him a little and you give us a sign. 460 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,750 Alright, that's the plan. 461 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:23,208 Watch out, he's a tough guy. 462 00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:25,625 He took two punches last week, he didn't even flinch. 463 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:29,125 He didn't fight back. He walked away proud. 464 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:46,416 - What's he saying to her? - That there's going to be trouble. 465 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:49,791 - There will be trouble. - That's what he said, I read his lips! 466 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:52,041 Good for him, at least he warned her. 467 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,750 So she doesn't get scared. 468 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,666 What trouble? 469 00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:58,916 I've noticed you around. You're very beautiful. 470 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,041 I don't think you're a good match with David. 471 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:04,625 That's why I brought these idiots with me. To fight. 472 00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:12,708 Do you see what he's doing? He's hitting on her, damn it! 473 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,333 Get ready, he's coming! 474 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,375 Hey, what's up, man? 475 00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:18,791 What's your problem? What do you want? 476 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:21,541 - You think you're tough? - What's wrong? 477 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:23,166 - Do you know who my father is? - Who? 478 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,625 If it weren't for my father... 479 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,791 - Is this Gigi's kid? - Tell me, lads! 480 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,958 Your dad did a nice job here. 481 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,875 And he made you real nice too. 482 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:36,708 Don't jinx it! 483 00:36:36,791 --> 00:36:38,583 - He's still breathing. - Is he still alive? 484 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:48,375 Are you stupid? You ruined everything! 485 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:53,458 There's nothing worse than betrayal. 486 00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:56,625 What should we do now? 487 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:01,375 Maybe she'll get fed up with the guy. 488 00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:04,416 And then what? Will she help your dad with the wood? 489 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,666 What else, man? 490 00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:11,916 What the hell is wrong with you? 491 00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:22,583 Well done, peasant. You finally did the right thing. 492 00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:27,708 Listen, pay attention. 493 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:33,166 If this works out for me, and it will, I'll make you my best man. 494 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:38,458 Well done, man. Put that hat back on. 495 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:43,791 This one's dedicated from Viorel to Nuţa! 496 00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:49,166 - What do we do now? Stay longer? - Let's finish this swill and go home. 497 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:53,875 "This swill"? You think I didn't stick to plan B? 498 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:59,958 Dude, are you stupid? That's Stalinskaia! You won't find it in the village! 499 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,541 - Put it back! - I'll put it back. 500 00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:07,833 It's for another time! Put it back! 501 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,583 - Come on, let's dance! - Why are you pulling at me like that? 502 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:19,041 How the hell did I pull you? Let's dance! 503 00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:21,083 - Stop drinking, you idiot. - Let's dance. 504 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,125 - Come on! Let's dance! - Let go of my hand, man! 505 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,625 Come on, man! 506 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:34,958 Look, man! 507 00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:38,291 He never learns, man! He's driving his father to the grave. 508 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:41,875 Look how he walks, man, you'd think he's a peacock! 509 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:47,000 Thanks, Adrian. But you should know that violence is never the answer. 510 00:38:47,583 --> 00:38:49,583 Wow, Adrian! 511 00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:59,625 - You knocked her out, she's dead! - She's not dead, man! 512 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,416 She's wet, she's soaking wet! 513 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:06,000 Tomorrow you take her through the village. Where? To the stork's nest! 514 00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:11,291 Man, the guard is coming! 515 00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:15,916 Do we have witnesses to what happened to the mayor's son? 516 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,291 - I don't talk to snobs. - Cops, you illiterate village idiot! 517 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:23,208 Tell me, did anyone see anything? 518 00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:27,958 Shut up, all of you! 519 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:42,958 - Grandma! Where's your sink? - I don't have one. Look in the yard! 520 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,375 Certainly, senator. 521 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,416 I'll get back to you, my daughter is calling me. 522 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,333 Alright, thank you. 523 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,583 - I've learned my lesson, Dad. - Really? 524 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,375 Do you now understand how those people live there 525 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,583 and why you should be satisfied with just 5,000 euros a month? 526 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,583 Yes, I want to come home, Dad. 527 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:58,458 And bring me an iced coffee, please, so you don't find me dead. 528 00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,583 She's crazy about you, I'm telling you. 529 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:04,125 Who knows! Anyway, she's not coming to live with me here! 530 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:05,125 Why not? 531 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:08,333 She has expensive clothes and jewelry, how am I supposed to support her? 532 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:10,750 How do you think they made that money in the city? 533 00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:13,041 - They went through challenges! - What do you mean? 534 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:15,750 You don't have any money now, but you don't need it either. 535 00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:19,666 You're happy with some potatoes, a piece of cheese and bed at nine. 536 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,583 Around 9:30 p.m. 537 00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:23,041 But if you're with her 538 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:26,500 and you have to buy her certain things, you'll have to work hard to make money. 539 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,125 What schooling do I have? I'm practically illiterate! 540 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,083 Who will hire me? How can I make money? 541 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:35,458 You were a star at school! You quit it early because of work. 542 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:39,333 But you are a smart guy, man! 543 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:41,833 Should I get her a gift and take it to her gate? 544 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,333 Buy her a nice bouquet of flowers, she'll love it! 545 00:41:44,416 --> 00:41:46,541 There's this thing called love languages. 546 00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:49,458 - Find her language. - What's that? 547 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:54,208 I mean, words of affirmation, quality time, services, 548 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:56,958 gifts, physical contact... 549 00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:58,500 How do you know these things? 550 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,750 From the internet, I watch videos, man. 551 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:03,083 When you come back we'll do a ritual to attract her. 552 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:04,791 By the creek, over there. 553 00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:07,083 Get out of here, you've gone mad. "By the creek"! 554 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:08,541 Shut up. 555 00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:11,500 I wrote it down on this piece of paper. Read it before you see her. 556 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:15,458 I've also drawn you a map. If you want, I can explain. 557 00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:18,041 What's there to explain? You wrote it down, that's enough. 558 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:21,458 Explain it to me again, what... Right, yes, the languages... 559 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,333 What map were you talking about? 560 00:42:26,916 --> 00:42:28,041 Mom! 561 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:39,916 - Are you leaving? - Yes, Dad is coming to pick me up. 562 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,541 Well, you only stayed for one day. 563 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:46,208 In one day I understood everything I needed to. 564 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,666 Be thankful you didn't find me flat on my back. 565 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:52,083 Come on, sweetheart, you would learn if you'd stayed longer. 566 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:55,833 I haven't seen you in years. You stay one day and you leave. 567 00:42:56,833 --> 00:43:00,208 I can't stay any longer, Grandma. I can't even wash myself properly. 568 00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:03,083 I have to put one foot in one basin and the other in the other! 569 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:06,625 Take the tub from behind the door! Is that your problem? 570 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:10,750 - I'm leaving. - Come on. Get undressed and stay. 571 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,541 At least say "thank you". 572 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:37,666 My dear, how I missed you. 573 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:40,458 You were gone for such a short time, but I missed you so much. 574 00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:45,250 - Where's my coffee? - It's here, in the middle. 575 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:48,250 Do you want to stay? Or have you learned your lesson? 576 00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:55,083 I've learned it, Dad. I can't wait to get back to civilization. 577 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,041 I even ripped those beautiful flowers. 578 00:44:02,125 --> 00:44:03,625 What was I thinking? 579 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:09,541 Now he's also going to slap me... What I get for hitting on his daughter. 580 00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:24,250 For you... One is dead because I have two small dogs. 581 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,958 Thank you! How did you think about the flowers? 582 00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:30,500 I was sitting there smoking and I thought about it. 583 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:34,166 - Thank you! - Nice gesture, young man! 584 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:38,291 - Cheers! Ana's dad? - Yes! 585 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,250 Very nice car! Very beautiful. 586 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:44,208 I wanted to get one too, I'd be dead if I didn't want one! 587 00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:47,875 But where's the exhaust pipe, in the front? 588 00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:50,666 - What, is this diesel? - It's electric! 589 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:54,625 Electric? It's not the one I wanted. It's modified! 590 00:44:54,708 --> 00:44:56,000 These are the best ones! 591 00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:58,166 If you run out of power, take two batteries 592 00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:01,166 from the remote control. Everyone says that! 593 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:04,583 Dad, call the driver to pick you up and leave me the car, please! 594 00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:07,250 I want to stay. Please! 595 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,208 - Okay, I'll let you have it. - Thank you. 596 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:14,250 - Let me put these in a vase. - Leave it there. 597 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:26,583 So? Won't you show me around here a little? Do you have a mall? 598 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:30,416 No, because we have cars that run on gas 599 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,750 and it was demolished about a couple of years ago. 600 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:36,125 I mean a big mall, with makeup, clothes, coffee. 601 00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:39,916 - Where do you guys watch movies? - At a guy's place here, Nicu! 602 00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:43,416 He has a bigger TV and we all get together. 603 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:45,958 Go away. 604 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:52,416 But if you need a mall, we have a... shopping place! 605 00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:59,000 - Is this the shopping place? - Yes! 606 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:02,250 Do you want to eat something and then go somewhere? 607 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:05,750 Where? How many hundreds of kilometers from here is there anything nice? 608 00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,708 Come, you'll see! Shall I order you some grilled minced meat too? 609 00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:10,500 No, I'll order for myself. 610 00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:14,375 Hey, over here! 611 00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:21,416 Hello! Do you have crispy chicken? 612 00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,916 - What should it be? - Crispy! 613 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,291 Two seconds! 614 00:46:28,541 --> 00:46:31,625 - Hey, do we have... - Crispy! 615 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:34,791 Is there crispy in the back? We don't have any, miss. 616 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:38,375 Tenders then? 617 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:42,791 Man, to hell with your grill! 618 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:45,958 You told me I sell grilled minced meat, not that I'm taking an exam. 619 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:53,000 Miss, to put it simply: we sell grilled minced meat, sausages, drumsticks... 620 00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:55,333 - Drumsticks? - Yes, chicken legs. 621 00:46:56,125 --> 00:47:01,458 La Provincia chicken! 100% Romanian! Healthy fed! 622 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:05,458 Don't believe me? Two seconds! 623 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,166 Can you see there's no wind here? 624 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,958 They want to expand the place this year or next year... 625 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,750 Look what I have in the fridge! See, miss? 626 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,291 I'm telling you, this guy lived better than me! 627 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,250 - Interesting. Anything else? - Yes, guts. 628 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:27,875 - What do you mean? - Pig intestines, roasted! 629 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:32,083 - For dogs? - No, miss, for people! 630 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:33,791 Do you eat that kind of thing? 631 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:36,500 The pig doesn't as many intestines as I sell here! 632 00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:38,166 They are the most sought after! 633 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,416 Did they touch each other there on that side of the grill? 634 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,250 No, miss, God forbid! 635 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,833 Absolutely not, how could intestines touch each other? 636 00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:51,125 Look! I hold the intestines above the grill, put my hand underneath 637 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:55,541 and, between my fingers the fire comes and roasts it! 638 00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:57,708 Of course it touched it! 639 00:47:59,166 --> 00:48:01,750 Give us two grilled minced meat and that's it. 640 00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:04,750 But spray them with that anti-guts spray. 641 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:09,541 - What spray, man? - That anti-guts spray... 642 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:13,208 The spray... Coming! 643 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:14,958 Look, miss! 644 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,333 That's it, I've destroyed it all. 645 00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:21,416 Give it two or three more puffs, man! 646 00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:33,166 Even Julius Caesar ate like that. 647 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:35,125 From Dealul Negru are the best, not chewy. 648 00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:39,291 The mustard isn't really Romanian anymore, because they sold it to the French. 649 00:48:40,666 --> 00:48:44,541 Enjoy your meal, lovebirds! 650 00:48:45,875 --> 00:48:47,583 Not that they wipe the table anyway. 651 00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,458 I appreciate you so much, you know. 652 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,750 To survive here for so many years... 653 00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:00,333 This food makes me feel like working. 654 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,541 - Will you come help me in the yard? - Yes, let's go! 655 00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:43,125 - Mine doesn't give milk! - That's a billy goat! 656 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:48,083 But I saw a drop! 657 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:02,958 You hear that? 658 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:07,583 Hot water on blue, alright? I made a mistake with those. 659 00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:13,708 - There's no more paper! - I brought some today. 660 00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:16,166 Look over there, rummage around! 661 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:22,791 How did the match end last night? 662 00:50:26,416 --> 00:50:28,625 But the chickens haven't laid any eggs these days! 663 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:32,291 - Where did you find those eggs? - I found a machine that makes eggs. 664 00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:35,375 There were about thirty of them in it. And they were warm. 665 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,583 What did you find? 666 00:51:08,416 --> 00:51:10,625 Put all of them through to Aunt Veta. 667 00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:16,791 Is there some kind of deal? Why didn't you pay? 668 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:20,625 Your granny has a great deal, but she said I should buy. 669 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:23,125 That's what the woman said. 670 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:35,791 How much did you expect it to be? It's cold outside too. 671 00:51:36,916 --> 00:51:39,833 See, it's above the average for towers in Europe! 672 00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:44,291 Come on, Monica. Come on. 673 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:49,416 I really like it! 674 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:52,958 Monica's steering wheel is pulling you. 675 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,041 Look, the top of the hill, there! 676 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:15,500 - What's that? - Excuse me, please. 677 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:23,083 Yes, that's it! I really like the atmosphere here! 678 00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,791 And... me too, very much! 679 00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:28,291 I like surprises, spontaneous things! 680 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:30,875 Have you heard of love languages? 681 00:52:32,166 --> 00:52:35,000 Damn you, Ianis, with your videos! 682 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:40,833 Yes, love languages! They can be words of affirmation, 683 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,208 quality time, acts of service, gifts, or physical touch. 684 00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:46,791 How do you know, you crazy person? 685 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,958 In the internet age you have to be pretty stupid 686 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,666 not to be a little interested in what's going on around you. 687 00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:53,375 Yes, but I didn't expect that! 688 00:52:53,458 --> 00:53:00,416 Anyway, I think my languages are quality time, physical contact and gifts. 689 00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:06,083 For the most part... for me, services, you know, mostly! 690 00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:11,125 - Yes? Why? - Oh, no, screw those! 691 00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:14,791 It feels kind of old-fashioned, like when women have to do the work. 692 00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:16,250 She doesn't have to, you know? 693 00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:19,500 I mean, she can stay at home, and let the man do it, in my opinion. 694 00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:30,875 I'm going to check if we are all alone. 695 00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:32,958 Kiss? 696 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:45,833 LINDIK WHERE DOES SHE PEE? 697 00:53:45,916 --> 00:53:47,833 G-SPOT HOLE 698 00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:00,333 Okay. 699 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:03,541 - Pour me some more wine, please! - Yes, of course! 700 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,500 Thank you! 701 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:24,416 Hey! 702 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,208 Cheers, may you live long and healthy. 703 00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,791 Come on, what are we waiting for? 704 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,250 I'll take the lead! 705 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,625 What are you doing? 706 00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:18,250 Nothing, I think there's a mouse and I can't concentrate. 707 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:20,333 I can go check it out. 708 00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:22,541 Damn it, mice! 709 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:27,875 It's wet! 710 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:29,958 Where was it? 711 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,000 Are you sure you have done this before? 712 00:55:37,916 --> 00:55:39,875 I've done a kind of semi-sex before. 713 00:55:40,625 --> 00:55:43,916 Semi-sex? Let me show you the second half. 714 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,000 Rooster! If you can't manage to fuck that chicken, 715 00:56:06,083 --> 00:56:09,625 ask me, you fool! Any questions! 716 00:56:09,708 --> 00:56:13,500 Ana! I'm going to make that coffee. 717 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:17,125 What the hell are you talking about? 718 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:21,125 Have you ever had sex? You haven't done a damn thing, man! 719 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:33,375 I make it with coffee grounds. 720 00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,250 It's my turn today. Come on! 721 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:40,583 Your turn to do what? 722 00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:41,750 Read! 723 00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:48,333 Split them into syllables. 724 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:56,875 - Where did you get stuck? - At "S minus A". 725 00:56:56,958 --> 00:57:00,416 Oh dear! How did you get to to this age? "Minus"? 726 00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:03,458 Should I take out the "S"? 727 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:10,750 - Fine, I'm going home. - Home? Oh, you mean home. 728 00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,541 You've gotten pretty used to it here. 729 00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:14,416 So to speak. I'm going to take a shower. 730 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:17,000 - On a Tuesday? - Yes, is it a holiday? 731 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:20,208 No, but people wash themselves on Thursdays and Sundays. 732 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,583 I think I need to wash today too, because, well! 733 00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:27,041 With this sex thing, since I also had sex... 734 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:29,625 Make sure you don't "semi-wash" yourself, okay? 735 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:32,625 Don't you think I don't have any pimples on my face since last night? 736 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:36,458 Dude, they're all gone, are you crazy? I want to wash tomorrow too. 737 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,041 Hey, talk to me, you crazy women! 738 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:51,083 - I'm so sorry, Ana! - For what? 739 00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:55,250 - I heard the news! About the exile! - What exile? 740 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:56,750 To the countryside? 741 00:57:56,833 --> 00:58:00,208 It's not that bad, because I've learned, there's not much difference anyway. 742 00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:05,125 Girl, it's fine. You relax. People there have no worries. 743 00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:09,625 They don't stress about shopping bags at the mall or the traffic of the city. 744 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:15,416 Where exactly are you in the countryside? I saw on your story that you're in... Paris? 745 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:19,833 - No, I'm in Periş. - I can't hear you, Ana. 746 00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:24,291 The router is far away and the house is very big here, you know? 747 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:27,666 Hey, girls, don't you want to video chat? 748 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,041 - Like in Mean Girls? - Yes, that would be awesome! 749 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:33,083 Let's talk on the phone. 750 00:58:33,166 --> 00:58:36,666 When we see each other, we'll have missed each other so much. 751 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:39,916 Listen, are you living in poverty? Are you ashamed? 752 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,125 What poverty? Are you crazy? 753 00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:46,291 Hey, girl, have you found anyone out there? 754 00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:48,875 I don't think you're looking at those stupid peasants! 755 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:53,125 - How could I look at them? - God forbid, those sweaty guys. 756 00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:57,000 - What's wrong with those sweaty guys? - Are they even likeable? 757 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,791 Listen! What about that tattooed guy? 758 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:01,708 That filthy one doesn't sweat, or what's the deal? I don't get it! 759 00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:03,500 Hey, be careful. 760 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:07,416 I already explained to you that they're not tattoos, it's tribal art. 761 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,625 Yes. Watch your tone, do you understand? 762 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:12,791 Do you think that if he puts on cologne, he won't make you work anymore? 763 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:13,875 That's coming next! 764 00:59:13,958 --> 00:59:17,833 God forbid, I hope you come to your senses. You've completely lost it. 765 00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:20,791 I already told you, he treats me well. 766 00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:23,375 I even got my passport so we can go on vacation. 767 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,708 You're such a damn idiot. 768 00:59:25,791 --> 00:59:29,208 "Sweaty guys". As if they don't wash themselves here. 769 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:32,416 Should I wear it another two or three days? 770 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,625 Why exactly do you need a resume, man? 771 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:35,875 Ana hinted at something 772 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:37,958 about those love languages that you mentioned. 773 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:40,750 - Did you say gifts or what? - Yes, gifts. 774 00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:43,750 You know, it doesn't have to be something very expensive. 775 00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:45,916 Sociologically, a "gift" can also mean something 776 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,708 of sentimental significance and without profound material value. 777 00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:54,666 Come on, let's make this resume because that's why we're here, after all. 778 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:56,625 Let's fill it out. Go ahead. 779 00:59:56,708 --> 01:00:01,166 - Tongues? - Fresh. Few hours ago. 780 01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:06,875 Foreign languages, you fool. I mean, what languages do you know? 781 01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:09,291 What do I need languages for at the van job? 782 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:11,916 Are the boxes going to speak French? Forget the resume. 783 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,083 Who need something like that? Help me with something else. 784 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,708 - Tell me. - I want to sell something from the house. 785 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:21,000 What are you selling from the house? Your father's kidney? 786 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:23,208 Everything at the garage sale. 787 01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,041 I'll take it all to the gate! 788 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,833 But seriously, wasn't that gate a little more to the left? 789 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,625 And further back? 790 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:31,041 Yes, both of those. 791 01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,875 But then the highway people came. 792 01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:35,625 They're building a highway to Slovakia. 793 01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:38,666 They asked if they could take a little bit of my land for a segment. 794 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,583 Surely it's not because because you beat up the mayor's son? 795 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:43,166 It's got nothing to do with that. 796 01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:47,041 It's for my homeland, for my country, I made a sacrifice. 797 01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,416 The mayor came, that's true, but his hands are also tied. 798 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,083 You know how things work here. 799 01:00:52,166 --> 01:00:55,583 Anyway, there are some interests in my yard here! 800 01:00:55,666 --> 01:00:57,791 Don't you always smell gas when you come in? 801 01:00:58,416 --> 01:01:01,000 Once or twice, you'd say that it smells, but always? 802 01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:03,250 Who knows what I've got lying around here. 803 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:06,708 - Come on, help me with those, please. - Come on. 804 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:12,083 What's that? 805 01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:15,083 It's Grandma's ring. A Chernonbyl survivor. 806 01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:19,958 And you’re selling it instead of giving it to someone missing a finger? 807 01:01:20,041 --> 01:01:22,541 I'm selling it because it's one of the most expensive ones. 808 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:26,250 Do you know what it does at night? It glows in the closet. 809 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:33,375 Are you crazy? You're not used to radiation! 810 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:37,791 Didn't you see that blue dog in the yard? You'll get into trouble. 811 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:40,833 No, man, that's not a good idea. Come on, let's find something else! 812 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:45,375 Well, what else can you sell? 813 01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:49,333 - Carpets... - Carpets and what else? 814 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,583 I have that hacksaw blade in the back... 815 01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:55,208 The remote... 816 01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:04,333 - What do you think? - Dude, do you have a plasma TV? 817 01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:06,875 - I want it, how much is it? - A million and a half, man. 818 01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,625 You don't need anything else, you just watch movies. 819 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:12,083 - Man, are you crazy, is that all? - That's all, man. 820 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,291 Is that all? That's all. 821 01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:20,166 Hold it on that side. Easy. 822 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:21,583 - No. - What do you mean, "no"? 823 01:02:21,666 --> 01:02:24,625 I gave you a receipt for it, don't bother me with this, 824 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:28,583 because they're already on our backs. Don't mess with me. Hold it! 825 01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:38,750 Oh dear! 826 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,708 - What are you doing there? - I'm feeding the pigs. 827 01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:46,625 You put too much water in it. They'll leave it in the trough. 828 01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:49,583 - How do you know that, girl? - Because I know. 829 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,583 You're wasting that firewood. 830 01:02:51,666 --> 01:02:53,375 They are too thick and they won't burn. 831 01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:58,166 I see you've learned your lesson in the country! 832 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,750 I've learned at least while I'm still here. 833 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:02,791 Where are you taking that cow? 834 01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:06,041 Because there's only one patch of grass left. 835 01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:08,375 You can see their ribs and they don't produce milk. 836 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:13,041 Look! You're heating up some water to wash yourself, you're used to it, right? 837 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:16,125 Just a little while longer, I'll stay a few days and then I'll leave. 838 01:03:17,041 --> 01:03:20,000 See, I put all your clothes in the wash. 839 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:24,291 After you wash, take the ones behind the bed. 840 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:54,666 Knock on wood, my beautiful girl! 841 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,750 Come here, let me kiss you! 842 01:04:05,166 --> 01:04:08,000 I forgot, Grandma, that I need a coil when you kiss me. 843 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,833 Ana! 844 01:04:17,875 --> 01:04:20,000 You look so beautiful! 845 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:22,750 I know, but don't get used to it. 846 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:24,791 I found out about that offer at the store. 847 01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,500 My grandmother smashed the notebook. 848 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:28,458 - What offer? - Are you kidding? 849 01:04:28,541 --> 01:04:31,541 Are you buying on Grandma's tab? Use your own! 850 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:34,250 - Well, I can't use my own! - Why not? 851 01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:36,833 That's what they do, they put a stop to bad payers. 852 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:39,875 If you go over, they put a stop and you can't take anything more. 853 01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:42,291 - But I came for something else, you know? - What? 854 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,250 Come here. 855 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,625 What? 856 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:58,083 - Do you want to go boating tonight? - Like in Venice? I want to. So romantic! 857 01:04:58,166 --> 01:05:00,375 But be careful, don't let anyone find out. 858 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:03,625 Don't talk to anyone. Let us be alone there. 859 01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:06,750 - I understand. - Let me show you. 860 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:08,708 You mean, you'll take the lead tonight. 861 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:14,333 The net! Let's catch some fish. The dam is full of fish. 862 01:05:14,416 --> 01:05:18,375 - They caught a pike at my place... - Wait, you're taking me fishing? 863 01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:21,166 ...it was as big as a five-year-old. 864 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:24,250 You'll get me in trouble if they hear, it's not fishing season. 865 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:26,708 They're as thick as the forearm! 866 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:41,083 I'M DOING IT FOR THE MONEY. GOOD JOB, DAD. 867 01:05:41,166 --> 01:05:43,583 SHE'S VERY STUPID AND GULLIBLE. HER MONEY IS ALMOST GONE 868 01:05:44,291 --> 01:05:45,625 You're screwed, peasant! 869 01:05:54,541 --> 01:05:56,333 Ana! It's David! 870 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:01,833 Open up, Ana! 871 01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,916 Let me show you who your Adrian really is. 872 01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:10,666 Look what this stupid peasant says about you. 873 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:11,708 What are these? 874 01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:13,208 Instagram conversations. 875 01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:15,250 When this guy punched me, you were laughing! 876 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:16,708 Look what he did to my face! 877 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:22,208 Come on, come here! 878 01:07:10,291 --> 01:07:12,500 - How are you, honey? - "Honey"? 879 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:15,250 I found out what you said about me, you peasant! 880 01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:18,083 - What did you find out? - Hey, man, spare me! 881 01:07:19,041 --> 01:07:22,333 Go to hell, you stupid peasant! I don't know why I even bothered with you! 882 01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:25,125 - I'm asking you nicely to stay and talk! - Get lost! 883 01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:30,833 Ana! 884 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:42,125 - Were you attacking the girl? - No, man, she's leaving to Bucharest! 885 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:46,500 - So what if she's leaving? - Well, she's leaving with my money! 886 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:50,000 Your money? Did she steal your money? 887 01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:54,250 - Come on, she's leaving! Catch her! - Come on, get in the car. Quick! 888 01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:02,041 Go, go! 889 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:05,875 Put on your seatbelt! 890 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:12,208 Damn it! That's it! 891 01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:15,208 Hello! Can anyone hear me? I need backup! 892 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:18,541 - What backup, man, he weighs 50 kilos! - Shut up, that's the procedure! 893 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:22,875 Stop insisting during quiet hours! 894 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:25,375 Come on, man! I'm in pursuit through the village! 895 01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:26,875 What pursuit? 896 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:30,083 Wait until you get to the church, those potholes will definitely stop it. 897 01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,291 - Screw him! - Use that horn! 898 01:08:35,916 --> 01:08:37,708 Watermelons! Let's go get watermelons! 899 01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:40,500 Damn thieves, I paid 5,000 for it. 900 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:43,000 Did you know that these are already recorded? 901 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:46,250 About that pursuit... Are we going to catch up? 902 01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:47,958 What do you want? I'm doing my best! 903 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,875 I turned on the flashers and the siren! 904 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,000 She doesn't look in the mirror. 905 01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:54,833 She does, but she's not looking for you! 906 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,708 - She's checking her lips. - There's nothing I can do! 907 01:08:57,791 --> 01:08:59,500 Give it to me, man! 908 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:03,000 Hey, are you crazy? You're getting me in trouble! 909 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,875 If you don't catch her, won't you have bigger problems? Give it to me, man! 910 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,000 Let's switch. 911 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:18,083 We take scrap metal, used batteries, tv sets, refrigerators... 912 01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:19,666 Come on! 913 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,666 - Seatbelt. - Look at that! 914 01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:26,333 You know what? I'm fine with that. If I had hit her, I'd have to pay. 915 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,625 Now you will. 916 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:31,000 - Shoot, man, screw it! - Wait, it's not... it's stuck. 917 01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,708 If you put them on your back, always! 918 01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:34,666 Hit the gas! 919 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:35,875 - Hold on, man! - I am. 920 01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:38,875 - Hold on! - Take it easy, you're going to break it! 921 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:40,791 - Do we have enough gas? - Yes! 922 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:42,625 - Will it last? - I don't know! 923 01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:45,958 - There's no fourth gear! - Keep it in third! 924 01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:47,750 I haven't used fourth since last summer. 925 01:09:51,416 --> 01:09:54,083 - Did it start raining? - They said it would. 926 01:09:54,166 --> 01:09:57,541 - Leave me the hell alone with your stuff! - My laundry is outside! 927 01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:05,291 - Have you ever chased a thief before? - No, this is my first time. 928 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:08,583 I'm a little nervous, like this! My heart is pounding with excitement! 929 01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:11,833 Ugly driving, man, get the hell out of here! 930 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:14,708 You'll see that Nae didn't... he didn't put gas in the tank! 931 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,166 Does it have petrol? 932 01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,125 What are we going to do? 933 01:10:19,208 --> 01:10:21,125 Well, we have to stop to switch to petrol. 934 01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:22,708 We have an engine valve, in front! 935 01:10:22,791 --> 01:10:25,250 - Look, fourth gear! - Press that clutch! 936 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,666 - Where? It's stuck! - You're breaking the lever! 937 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,333 - I'll put it in third. - Give it. 938 01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:31,791 - Second gear is better. - Third. 939 01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:34,000 Okay, third. 940 01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:36,583 It's not working very well. Maybe the second gear. 941 01:10:39,416 --> 01:10:41,958 And how much do I get for this night shift? 942 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:56,375 - Talk to me, please! - What the hell do you want, man? 943 01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:58,708 David showed me what you said about me on Instagram! 944 01:10:58,791 --> 01:10:59,625 What? 945 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,166 Read it! You lying bastard! 946 01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:09,250 What happened? 947 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:11,458 The voice message won't play. There's no signal! 948 01:11:11,541 --> 01:11:15,541 - You idiot! Read what it says! - Yahoo Messenger? 949 01:11:16,041 --> 01:11:18,916 What did I have to do with you back then? What app is that? 950 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:23,166 - Instagram! - Since when do I have Instagram? 951 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,375 Yes, man, can't you see? Adiţă Boss! 952 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:26,333 I don't have that. 953 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:29,125 And secondly, I don't write with these little squiggles either! 954 01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:30,625 With what? 955 01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:35,625 Those little things between the letters. 956 01:11:36,916 --> 01:11:38,083 Yes, man! 957 01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:44,875 That's right! It's "S minus A." You don't know this calculation! 958 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:48,583 Well, yes, I don't know it! How can I write it if I don't know? 959 01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:54,458 - Well, why would David do that? - Why? To break us up! 960 01:11:54,541 --> 01:11:57,333 Because we're beautiful together and I stole his girlfriend! 961 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,333 - What are you doing? - I'm going to open the door... 962 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,083 Take it easy. 963 01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:10,250 How can I say something like that about you? 964 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,125 I really enjoyed the time we spent together! 965 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:17,416 Me too, and I'm sorry I didn't believe you at first, but you saw it too. 966 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,666 It's okay! 967 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,500 What are you thinking? 968 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:28,750 You've made me curious, you don't seem like the thinking type! 969 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:33,291 I also thought about what you told me about the languages of love, about gifts... 970 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,583 And I called to get a job! 971 01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:37,458 - Where? - On the van. 972 01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:39,625 - Hey, are you stupid? - Where else? 973 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:42,000 I don't have a diploma, nor a single piece of paper! 974 01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,041 That's not what I meant! 975 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,208 Poor guy! 976 01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:48,166 Is that why you were upset? 977 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:53,416 Yes! Everyone was asking me what was wrong! 978 01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:01,416 My grandmother made me eat, but who felt like eating, man... 979 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:04,625 I wasn't talking about money. 980 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:07,208 I meant for you to bring me a little flower or something! 981 01:13:07,291 --> 01:13:10,416 Oh dear! I'm even handy around the house! 982 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,875 I fainted and hit my head on the bedside table! 983 01:13:15,833 --> 01:13:18,625 - Come on, you're fabricating, go to hell! - Yeah, I'm doing that. 984 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,500 I hope you never leave again 985 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:27,708 and I'll be the best version of myself for you. 986 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:30,541 I'm so glad to hear that. 987 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:33,000 - I love you. - Me too. 988 01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:41,416 Hello! I need backup near the church! 989 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,750 He stole my police car! He threatened me with a gun! 990 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:44,750 What, me? 991 01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:48,666 Shut up! I'm officially informing you that you are being recorded! 992 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:53,166 How long did you think you could keep doing whatever you wanted in this village? 993 01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:55,875 Did you think I wouldn't catch you doing something? 994 01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,583 Miss, did you really steal this guy's money? 995 01:13:58,666 --> 01:14:01,375 Me, stealing his money? No! 996 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:04,833 Then mind your own business! I have no problem with you! Move it! 997 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,166 Move! Move! 998 01:14:26,375 --> 01:14:30,375 Fuck the whole police department! 999 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,250 - Assault is no joke, miss. - Get lost! 1000 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:49,375 {\an8}TO BE CONTINUED 1001 01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,583 - We're going to end up in jail... - Wait, I'll call my dad. 1002 01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:03,791 Yeah? I was calling my dad too, but he's up on the hill, gathering wood. 1003 01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:05,750 I don't want to bother him. 83680

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