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* AHH *
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* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME
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A PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIFE *
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Christian: TELL ME WHAT YOU
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DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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Sean: YOU KNOW WHAT? ABSOLUTELY
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NOTHING. BUSINESS IS BOOMING, I
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LOVE MY WIFE AND SHE LOVES ME.
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KIDS ARE HEALTHY. IT'S EXACTLY
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HOW I ALWAYS PICTURED TODAY
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FEELING.
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Christian: IS THAT WHY YOU WERE
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CHECKING FOR JOWL DROOP AND
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IN MR. TOASTY?
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FACE IT, PARTNER. THERE'S
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NOTHING THAT'S GOING TO STOP
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YOUR BODY FROM SCREAMING, "I'M
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40" FROM THE HIGHEST ROOFTOP.
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WAIT...ACTUALLY, THERE IS
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SOMETHING.
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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY *
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OPEN IT UP.
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BOTOX.
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Sean: I DON'T NEED THIS.
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Christian: YEAH, YOU DO. I'VE
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BEEN SHOOTING MY FOREHEAD FULL
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OF IT FOR MONTHS.
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FACE IT, SEAN. WE ARE NOT
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COLLEGE KIDS ANYMORE. YOUR
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HAIRLINE'S UP, AND YOUR ASS
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IS DOWN.
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Sean: I'LL BE SURE TO PUT THAT
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ON YOUR 40th BIRTHDAY CARD IN A
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COUPLE OF WEEKS.
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Christian: WE'RE PLASTIC
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SURGEONS, SEAN, THE LITERAL
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FACES OF THIS BUSINESS. LOOKING
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OUR AGE IS AS BAD AS HAVING A
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STAINED CARPET IN THE WAITING
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ROOM. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FAT
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PERSONAL TRAINER?
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Sean: BUT WE DON'T LOOK OUR AGE,
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CHRISTIAN. WITH ADVANCES IN
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NUTRITION AND EXERCISE, 40 IS
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THE NEW 30.
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Christian: YOU SELL YOUTH FOR A
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LIVING, DR. McNAMARA.
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SO STOP BEING SUCH A HYPOCRITE
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AND TILT YOUR HEAD BACK.
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FROWN.
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Sean: COME ON.
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Christian: BEING AS SMOOTH AS A
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BABY'S BUTT IS GOING TO DELAY
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YOUR INEVITABLE MID-LIFE CRISIS.
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Sean: THAT WAS LAST YEAR,
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REMEMBER? THANKS, CHRISTIAN,
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REALLY. BUT I PLAN ON SPENDING
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MY FORTIES AGING GRACEFULLY AND
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EXPLORING WHAT'S INSIDE.
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LET'S GO.
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JULIA'S GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU
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BRING ME LATE TO MY OWN SURPRISE
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BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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Christian: YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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Sean: WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED ALMOST
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20 YEARS, NOTHING IS A SURPRISE
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ANYMORE.
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Christian: CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY
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TO LOOK SURPRISED...FOR HER?
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Sean: YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO
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DO THE BOTOX.
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All: SURPRISE!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Liz: WHOO!
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* SOMEONE TO HOLD YOU TIGHT,
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THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE,
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SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU RIGHT,
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THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE,
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SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND,
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INSTEAD OF DREAMING... *
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Sean: GREAT PARTY.
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Julia: HMM.
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Sean: HOW'D YOU PULL THIS THING
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OFF WITHOUT ME FINDING OUT?
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Julia: HA HA. COME ON, YOU KNEW.
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Sean: I WAS TOTALLY IN THE DARK.
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[SEAN AND JULIA LAUGH]
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GOT ANY OTHER BIRTHDAY SURPRISES
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FOR ME?
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Julia: MY MOTHER IS COMING.
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[LIZ BLOWS PARTY HORN]
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Liz: SURPRISE!
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Julia: I TRIED TO STOP HER, BUT
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SHE INSISTED. APPARENTLY, I
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DISTANCED HER FROM FAMILY
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BECAUSE I SEE HER AS A THREAT.
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Liz: HELL, I'M THREATENED BY
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HER, AND I'VE ONLY SEEN HER
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HOCKING HER BOOKS ON CHARLIE
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ROSE.
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Christian: YOU'RE JUST GONNA
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HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE
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FACT THAT YOUR MOTHER IS A FORCE
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OF NATURE, JULIA. REMEMBER AT
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YOUR WEDDING? SHE LOOKED HOT FOR
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A BROAD IN HER FORTIES.
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AND, AS THEY SAY, THE APPLE
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DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.
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Liz: OH, NICE SAVE.
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Julia: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE'S
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COMING OR HOW LONG SHE'S STAYING
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BECAUSE SHE'S A RAGING
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NARCISSIST, AND SO JUST ASSUMES
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WE'LL ALL ADJUST TO HER
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SCHEDULE.
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Sean: HONEY, HONEY, IT'S OK.
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YOU'RE THE ONE SHE DRIVES CRAZY,
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NOT ME. SO I'LL RUN
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INTERFERENCE. COURSE, IT'S NOT
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THE SURPRISE I WAS HOPING FOR.
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Gina: WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
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Christian: WHAT NOW?
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Gina: I NEED YOU TO NURSE.
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Christian: I'M SORRY?
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Gina: MY TITS ARE RIPE, AND THIS
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BLOUSE IS SILK. STAINS ARE
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FOREVER. I NEED YOU TO
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SUCK IT UP.
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Christian: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
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Gina: OH, QUIT BEING SUCH A
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DRAMA QUEEN, CHRISTIAN. IT
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TASTES JUST LIKE SUGAR WATER.
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SEE? MMM.
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Christian: YOU'RE SICK.
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Gina: NO, CHRISTIAN, I AM A
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FRAZZLED WORKING MOTHER WHO
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FORGOT HER BREAST PUMP.
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Christian: LOOK, I'VE BEEN VERY
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CLEAR WITH YOU. THERE WILL BE NO
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SUCKAGE OF ANY KIND ANYMORE.
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OUR RELATIONSHIP FROM NOW ON IS
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STRICTLY PARENTAL. NEITHER YOU
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NOR FATHERHOOD IS HOLDING ME
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HOSTAGE. IN OTHER WORDS, MILK
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THEM YOURSELF, HEIDI.
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Gina: I AM NOT A COW, CHRISTIAN.
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THEY'RE TOO TENDER TO MANHANDLE.
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Christian: JESUS, YOUR NIPPLES
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ARE THE SIZE OF PIE PLATES.
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Gina: WELL, IF MY MILK DUCTS GET
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SWOLLEN, I'LL PASS ANY INFECTION
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OFF TO WILBUR.
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Christian: I'M NOT SWALLOWING.
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Gina: WHY NOT? I DO.
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Julia: WANT SOME MILK WITH
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YOUR CAKE?
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Christian: NO THANKS.
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* LOOKIN' BACK ON WHEN I
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WAS A LITTLE NAPPY-HEADED BOY *
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* WHEN MY ONLY WORRY
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WAS FOR CHRISTMAS
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WHAT WOULD BE MY TOY *
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* EVEN THOUGH WE SOMETIMES
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WOULD NOT GET A THING,
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WE WERE HAPPY WITH THE JOY
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THE DAY WOULD BRING
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I WISH THOSE DAYS COULD
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COME BACK ONCE MORE,
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WHY DID THOSE DAYS
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EVER HAVE TO GO?
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I WISH THOSE DAYS COULD
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COME BACK ONCE MORE,
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WHY DID THOSE DAYS
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EVER HAVE TO GO?
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'CAUSE I LOVE THEM SO,
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DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
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DO DO DO DO DO,
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DO DO DO DO
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DO DO DO DO DO DO,
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BROTHER SAID HE'S TELLIN'
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'BOUT YOU PLAYIN' DOCTOR
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WITH THAT GIRL *
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* JUST DON'T TELL
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AND I'LL GIVE YOU
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ANYTHING YOU WANT
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IN THIS WHOLE WIDE WORLD *
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* MAMA GIVES YOU MONEY
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FOR SUNDAY SCHOOL,
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YOU TRADE YOURS FOR CANDY
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AFTER CHURCH IS THROUGH,
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SMOKIN' CIGARETTES
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AND WRITIN' SOMETHING NASTY
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ON THE WALL *
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[THUNDER-LIKE SOUND]
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* YOU NASTY BOY,
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TEACHER SENDS YOU TO
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THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
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DOWN THE HALL *
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Christian: NERVOUS, BUDDY?
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Matt: NO, THAT'S MORE LIKE OLD
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AGE.
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Christian: HA HA HA.
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* YOU GROW UP AND LEARN THAT
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KIND OF THING AIN'T RIGHT,
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BUT WHILE YOU WERE DOING IT,
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IT SURE FELT OUTTA SIGHT,
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I WISH THOSE DAYS COULD
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COME BACK ONCE MORE,
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WHY DID THOSE DAYS
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EVER HAVE TO GO?
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I WISH THOSE DAYS
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COULD COME BACK ONCE MORE *
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Sean: TELL ME WHAT YOU
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DIDN'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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Woman: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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Christian: HOW MANY SURGERIES
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HAVE YOU HAD, MS. ZUCKER?
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Man: 2. THERE WAS AN INFECTION.
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THAT'S HOW SHE DEVELOPED THE
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SCARRING.
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Christian: I'M SORRY, MR...
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Chad: CHAD. CHAD MEYERS.
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Christian: AND YOU AND MS.--
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MRS. ZUCKER ARE MARRIED?
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Chad: OH, NO. NO, I'M GAY.
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Libby Zucker: AND I'M A BIG FAG
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HAG. HA HA HA HA! NO, WE'RE BEST
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FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE 17.
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Sean: WHEN DID THE ACCIDENT
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HAPPEN?
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Libby: 9 MONTHS AGO...ON MY
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34th BIRTHDAY. THE PARTY WAS
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KICK-ASS. I WAS, UM...
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BLOWN AWAY. LITERALLY.
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Christian: MS. ZUCKER...TO MY
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KNOWLEDGE, A LOADED .45 IS NOT A
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TRADITIONAL PARTY FAVOR.
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Chad: SHE KEPT ONE IN HER PURSE
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FOR SECURITY.
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Sean: WHY DID YOU PULL THE GUN
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OUT?
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Sean: LIKE SHE SAID, WE WERE
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CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY IN FORT
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LAUDERDALE, AND WE RENTED A
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HUMMER LIMO, WENT OUT CLUBBING,
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AND GOT...REALLY WASTED.
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Libby: YOU KNOW, WE KEPT
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DRINKING AND TRIED TO THINK OF
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JUST 2 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, WHO'D
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MADE IT PAST 30. YOU KNOW, WHO'D
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GOTTEN THEIR DREAM LATER IN
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LIFE. AND ALL WE COULD COME UP
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WITH WAS NELSON MANDELA AND
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DANNY AIELLO. HA HA HA! I WAS
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LIKE, YOU KNOW, "IT'S ALL
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DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE MIGHT AS
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WELL JUST KILL OURSELVES." AND I
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PULLED OUT MY GUN AS A JOKE.
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Chad: I LAUGHED AND TOLD HER TO
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PUT IT AWAY. I WENT OVER TO THE
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MINI BAR, AND THAT'S WHEN IT
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ACCIDENTALLY WENT OFF.
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Libby: TA-DA!
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Sean: MS. ZUCKER, I'M GONNA BE
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BLUNT WITH YOU. THERE'S NO QUICK
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FIX HERE. YOU'RE LOOKING AT 5
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RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERIES,
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MAYBE MORE.
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Libby: AND WHAT'S MY
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ALTERNATIVE, YOU KNOW? BURKAS
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ARE SO 2003.
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Sean: THERE'S NO GUARANTEE--
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Libby: I KNOW THAT. OK? I KNOW.
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[CRYING] I JUST...
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I JUST WANT LITTLE KIDS TO STOP
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LOOKING AT ME AND CRYING.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Linda: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
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JULIA NEEDS YOU TO CALL HER AT
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HOME. SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY
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WITH HER MOTHER.
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Mother: I WANT A FACE-LIFT.
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Julia: WHAT HAPPENED TO "WOMEN
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SHOULD WEAR THEIR WRINKLES LIKE
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A BADGE OF HONOR"?
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Mother: OH, THAT WORKED...WHEN I
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WAS NAIVE...AND FIRM ENOUGH TO
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SHOVE MY BRALESS TITS IN THE
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FACES OF ALL THOSE PATRIARCHAL
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FREUDIANS. BEAUTY IS POWER,
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JULIA. BOTH TEND TO DIMINISH
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AFTER 40.
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THANK GOD BY THAT TIME I'D
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ALREADY BEEN CHAIRING THE PSYCH
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DEPARTMENT FOR 5 YEARS.
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Julia: HMM. I REMEMBER YOU WERE
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NEVER HOME.
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Mother: IT'S JUST A GOOD THING I
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DIDN'T SACRIFICE MY CAREER SO MY
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DAUGHTER COULD HAVE ONE.
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Sean: COME ON. YOU CAN'T BE
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SERIOUS, ERICA. YOU LOOK GREAT.
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Julia: THIS IS ABOUT DADDY,
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ISN'T IT?
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Erica: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
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WITH YOUR DADDY. I HAVE A NEW
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BOOK COMING OUT. I CAN'T USE THE
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SAME PICTURE FROM MY LAST 2
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JACKET COVERS.
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Julia: BE HONEST, MOTHER. HE HAD
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A MID-LIFE CRISIS, RAN OFF WITH
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A YOUNGER WOMAN, AND NOW YOU
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WANT TO MUTILATE YOURSELF.
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Erica: AGE IS WHAT MUTILATES,
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JULIA. YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT SOON
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ENOUGH.
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Chad: IF YOU FEEL THAT STRONGLY
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ERICA, I'LL BE HAPPY TO REFER
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YOU TO MARK ROSEN--
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Erica: NO, SEAN, YOU. I WANT YOU
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TO DO IT.
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Mark: YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A
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FACE-LIFT?
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Julia: YOU DON'T GET YOUR
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SON-IN-LAW TO PERFORM SURGERY ON
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YOU, MOTHER.
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Erica: I WANT THE BEST. I'M NOT
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ABOVE USING MY CONNECTIONS TO
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GET HIM.
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Sean: I DON'T GET IT, ERICA.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR LITERARY
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WORTH HAS EVER BEEN PREDICATED
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ON LOOKS. YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST
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RESPECTED CHILD PSYCHOLOGISTS IN
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THE COUNTRY.
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Erica: RESPECTED DOESN'T SELL
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BOOKS, NOT ANYMORE. SEX DOES.
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YOU SEE THIS PHOTO? I WAS 41
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HERE. THE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO TOOK
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IT HAD A RAGING ERECTION THE
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ENTIRE SESSION.
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Julia: AH, JESUS.
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Erica: THE POINT IS, I WAS
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DESIRED. CAN YOU DO THAT,
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SEAN...MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I'M IN
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MY PRIME?
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MAKE ME DESIRABLE AGAIN?
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Sean: I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
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THAT GAME LIBBY ZUCKER WAS
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PLAYING BEFORE SHE SHOT HERSELF.
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CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE WHOSE
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LIFE IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY
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AFTER 40?
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Christian: UM...US.
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Sean: BE SERIOUS, CHRISTIAN.
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WE'RE AT A PLATEAU--A HIGH
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PLATEAU, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT, BUT
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STILL...
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Christian: I AM SERIOUS, SEAN.
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THE CLIMB HAS JUST BEGUN. WITH
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BOB LET OUT OF THE PICTURE, WE
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ARE PRIMED TO BECOME THE
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PREMIERE PLASTIC SURGERY
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DESTINATION IN THE SOUTHERN U.S.
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THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER, AND
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WE'RE GONNA SUCK THAT BITCH DOWN
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WITH A CHAMPAGNE CHASER.
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Sean: AND YOU'RE GONNA DO ALL
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THAT WITH A BABY IN TOW?
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Christian: UH-HUH.
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Sean: YOUR PRIORITIES ARE ABOUT
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TO CHANGE, CHRISTIAN.
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Christian: OH, NO, THEY'RE NOT.
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Sean: WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF
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PEDIATRICIAN APPOINTMENTS,
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SCHOOL PLAYS, AND IF YOU EVER
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DECIDE TO GET MARRIED AND
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INHERIT SOME IN-LAWS, YOU'LL
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HAVE TO START PARENTING THEM,
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TOO.
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YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A 30-YEAR-OLD
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AS LONG AS YOU WANT. YOU JUST
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CAN'T LIVE LIKE ONE.
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Christian: BULLSHIT, SEAN. I
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PLAN ON BANGING TWICE AS MANY
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MAMAZONS THIS DECADE IN FAR
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MORE DEPRAVED AND DEBAUCHED
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WAYS.
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Sean: UH-HUH. YOU THINK GINA'S
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GONNA BE OK WITH THAT?
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Christian: HEY, I DIDN'T HAND
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GINA MY BALLS WHEN I AGREED TO
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RAISE WILBUR.
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I'LL HIRE A NANNY TO PICK UP THE
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SLACK.
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Sean: DO YOU EVER THINK SHE
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WISHES SHE'D DIED?
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Linda: ACTUALLY, I THINK SHE
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WISHES THAT SHE LOOKED NORMAL
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ENOUGH THAT NO ONE EVER ASKED
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HER THAT QUESTION.
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* I'M ALL OUT OF HOPE,
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ONE MORE BAD DREAM
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COULD BRING A FALL,
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nLES YEUX SANS VISAGE,
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EYES WITHOUT A FACE,
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nLES YEUX SANS VISAGE,
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EYES WITHOUT A FACE,
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nLES YEUX SANS VISAGE,
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EYES WITHOUT A FACE,
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GOT NO HUMAN GRACE,
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YOUR EYES WITHOUT A FACE *
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* I SPEND SO MUCH TIME
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BELIEVING ALL THE LIES
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TO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE,
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NOW IT MAKES ME SAD,
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IT MAKES ME MAD AT TRUTH
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FOR LOVING WHAT WAS YOU,
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nLES YEUX SANS VISAGE *
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Sean: 15 BLADE.
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* EYES WITHOUT A FACE,
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nLES YEUX SANS VISAGE,
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EYES WITHOUT A FACE *
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[EXPLOSION-LIKE SOUND]
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* GOT NO HUMAN GRACE,
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YOUR EYES WITHOUT A FACE *
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Christian: IS THERE SOMETHING
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WRONG?
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Sean: THE TRAJECTORY OF
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DEVASTATION IS ODD. SUCTION.
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Christian: SHE WAS WAVING A GUN
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AROUND DRUNK, SEAN.
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SHE'S LUCKY THAT HER BRAINS
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DIDN'T END UP ON THE
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MOTEL'S REVERSIBLE PAINTING,
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LIKE HER JAW.
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* LES YEUX SANS VISAGE,
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EYES WITHOUT A FACE,
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GOT NO HUMAN GRACE,
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YOUR EYES WITHOUT A FACE *
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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Sean: THE WHAT?
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Marty: THE YIPS.
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Christian: THE YIPS?
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Marty: NOTHING ON THE SCAN. NO
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NEUROLOGICAL DISORDERS, NO
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PARKINSON'S, NO HUNTINGTON'S.
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Sean: SO OTHER THAN BEING THE
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SOUND AN UNRULY PUPPY MAKES,
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WHAT EXACTLY IS A YIP?
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Marty: SEAN, PICTURE A BEAUTIFUL
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AFTERNOON ON THE GOLF COURSE.
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YOUR IRON SHOT LANDS ON THE
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SEVENTH HOLE, A FOOT
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FROM THE CUP, AND
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YOU ARE ONE SWEET TAP FROM
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CARTING A BIRDIE. AND THEN, JUST
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AS YOUR PUTTER MAKES CONTACT
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WITH THE BALL, A LITTLE TICK
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INTERRUPTS YOUR PERFECT
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STROKE...AND YOUR BALL ROLLS
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RIGHT PAST THE CUP.
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FROM THAT MOMENT ON, YOU CANNOT
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GET THAT BALL IN THE CUP FOR
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LOVE OR MONEY. THAT'S THE YIPS.
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Sean: THIS ISN'T A GAME FOR ME.
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Marty: I'M BEING VERY SERIOUS.
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MY BROTHER-IN-LAW HAD A BIG
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FUTURE IN THE GOLF CIRCUIT. HIS
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YIPS COST HIM HIS CAREER.
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NOW, LOOK, I'VE DIAGNOSED ABOUT
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A DOZEN PEOPLE WITH THE YIPS IN
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THE LAST YEAR, AND EVERY ONE OF
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THEM--DENTISTS, CONCERT
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PIANISTS, EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS
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BEEN AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME.
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THAT, UNFORTUNATELY, IS THE
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SIGNIFICANT ASPECT OF THE
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PROFILE.
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Sean: SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
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THAT THIS IS SOME KIND OF SELF-
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SABOTAGE?
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Marty: I DON'T KNOW, SEAN. IT'S
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NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION. IT'S
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PURELY PSYCHOLOGICAL. ARE YOU
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EXPERIENCING ANXIETY OVER
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EXPECTATIONS?
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Sean: NO.
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Marty: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M NOT A SHRINK. BUT WHAT
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WOULD SEEM OBVIOUS, EVEN TO ME,
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IS THAT WHEN SOMETHING KEEPS
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SHOWING UP, IT'S BEGGING FOR
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ATTENTION. NOW, I CAN'T TELL YOU
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WHAT THAT THING IS BECAUSE IT'S
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COMING FROM INSIDE YOU.
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Sean: I CAME HERE TO DISPEL MY
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WORRIES, MARTY, OR AT THE VERY
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LEAST HAVE SOME LIGHT SHED
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ON THEM.
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Marty: BELIEVE ME, SEAN, I WISH
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I HAD FOUND SOMETHING I COULD
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OPERATE ON OR RESOLVE WITH
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MEDICATION. IT JUST ISN'T THERE.
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Sean: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
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BROTHER-IN-LAW?
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Marty: HE WENT THE JACK DANIELS
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ROUTE.
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I DO FEEL I SHOULD ADVISE YOU,
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SEAN, AS A PHYSICIAN AND A
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00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,583
FRIEND, IT WOULD BE HIGHLY
519
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,017
UNETHICAL TO OPERATE UNTIL
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00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,453
YOU'VE GOT A HANDLE ON THIS.
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00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,389
A SLIP OF THE HAND--YOU WOULD
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00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,523
REALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO WORRY
523
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,591
ABOUT.
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00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,363
Christian: MS. APPLETON,
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00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,531
ACCORDING TO YOUR RESUME, YOU'VE
526
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,566
BEEN EMPLOYED AS A NANNY FOR THE
527
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,767
LAST 3 YEARS.
528
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,768
Kelly Appleton: THAT'S RIGHT. I
529
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:36,769
WORKED FOR A FAMILY THAT LIVED
530
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,804
ON PALM ISLAND UNTIL THEY MOVED
531
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,306
TO NEW YORK.
532
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,573
Christian: AND BEFORE THAT YOU
533
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,074
WERE A CHEERLEADER AT U.S.F.?
534
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,010
Kelly: OHH...YEAH.
535
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,779
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,780
Christian: WHAT ABOUT INFANT
537
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,616
C.P.R.? IS YOUR CERTIFICATION UP
538
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,650
TO DATE?
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00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,085
Kelly: OHH! OF COURSE.
540
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,654
Christian: IMPRESSIVE.
541
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,623
Kelly: OOH.
542
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,624
Christian: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
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00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,991
FIND SOMEONE WHO FULFILLED MY
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00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,960
NANNY REQUIREMENTS AS WELL AS
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00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,662
YOU DO, MS. APPLETON.
546
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,696
Kelly: OOH, YOU CAN CALL ME
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00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,564
KELLY.
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00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,432
Christian: I THINK WE SHOULD
549
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,599
KEEP IT FORMAL FOR NOW.
550
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,767
Kelly: OOH, WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
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00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,935
DADDY. OHH.
552
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,574
Christian: DON'T CALL ME THAT.
553
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:18,978
Kelly: HOW ABOUT, "WHATEVER YOU
554
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,313
LIKE, DR. TROY"?
555
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,716
Christian: SOUNDS GOOD.
556
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,818
Kelly: OHH! OHH!
557
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,594
Rosa: YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW IS ON
558
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,128
LINE ONE. SHE'S ADAMANT ABOUT
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00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,730
SCHEDULING HER LIFT.
560
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,569
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,670
Sean: NOTHING. JUST DOING A
562
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,604
LITTLE INVENTORY.
563
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,311
[PILLS RATTLING OUT OF BOTTLE]
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00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,582
[CRUNCHING]
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00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,352
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,427
ABSOLUT, STRAIGHT UP.
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00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,488
Christian: CAN YOU BELIEVE THE
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00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,723
SHIT THAT PASSES FOR MUSIC THESE
569
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,858
DAYS?
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00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,859
Woman: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HANG OUT
571
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,428
HERE ON THURSDAYS. IT'S OLDIES
572
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,429
NIGHT.
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00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:51,137
Christian: THANK GOD.
574
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,439
THANK YOU. AHEM.
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00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,754
Woman: UM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
576
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,855
Christian: EXHIBITING A FEAT OF
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00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,057
MODERN TECHNOLOGICAL DARING BY
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00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,893
PROGRAMMING MY PHONE NUMBER INTO
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00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,863
YOUR CELL. THUS PROVING THAT I'M
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00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,431
A MODERN MAN OF MY TIMES.
581
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,635
[PHONE CHIMES]
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00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,970
CHRISTIAN TROY.
583
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:31,010
PLASTIC SURGEON.
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00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,012
Woman: NICOLE WATTS. ORTHOPEDICS
585
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,481
RESIDENT.
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00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,917
Christian: CAN I BUY YOU A
587
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:38,851
DRINK?
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00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,624
Nicole: SMILE.
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00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,867
Nicole: SORRY, BUT NO THANKS.
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00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,606
Christian: IS THERE SPINACH...
591
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,907
SWEETHEART?
592
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,942
Nicole: NO. YOUR VENEERS ARE
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00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,811
GREAT. AND THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE
594
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,880
ON THAT NOBLE BROW. A LACK OF
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00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:13,152
WORRY...OR BOTOX? HMM. I WONDER.
596
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:18,891
Christian: SO YOU'RE A BITTER
597
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,693
LIPSTICK LESBIAN. I'M SORRY THAT
598
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,261
I TOOK UP YOUR TIME.
599
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,863
Nicole: ACTUALLY, CHRISTIAN, I
600
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,566
LOVE DICK. I JUST DON'T DIG
601
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,936
40-YEAR-OLD DICK.
602
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,037
Christian: WELL, THAT'S PERFECT,
603
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,606
BECAUSE MINE'S 35. WHY DON'T WE
604
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,241
GO SOMEWHERE DARK AND PRIVATE,
605
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,576
AND YOU CAN COUNT THE RINGS
606
00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:37,677
AROUND MY TRUNK.
607
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,879
[NICOLE CHUCKLES]
608
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:44,083
Nicole: LOOK...YOU SEEM COOL.
609
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:47,086
BUT I HAVE A REAL DADDY...
610
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,121
AND I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE.
611
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,027
Man: WANNA DANCE?
612
00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:58,998
Nicole: SURE.
613
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,608
[CLEARS THROAT]
614
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:09,942
Christian: YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO
615
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:10,877
FIRE MY NANNY.
616
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:11,811
Gina: I DON'T WANT MY CHILD
617
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,145
AROUND CHEAP, COMMON WHORES.
618
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,113
Christian: HE'S AROUND YOU ALL
619
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,582
THE TIME. OH, CORRECTION. YOU'RE
620
00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:16,949
AN EXPENSIVE WHORE.
621
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,585
Gina: OH, THAT'S GONNA COST YOU
622
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,886
A PAIR OF GUCCI BABY BOOTIES FOR
623
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,220
YOUR SON, ASSHOLE. OH, NO,
624
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,889
CORRECTION. THE ADORABLE BABY
625
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,657
I LET YOU PRETEND IS YOUR SON.
626
00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:25,758
Christian: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
627
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,258
TO MEAN?
628
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,059
Gina: WHAT THAT MEANS,
629
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,027
CHRISTIAN, IS THAT I MAKE THE
630
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,629
RULES BECAUSE I AM THE LEGAL
631
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,297
PARENT. RULE NUMBER ONE: DON'T
632
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,298
SCREW THE NANNY.
633
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:39,639
Christian: I DIDN'T.
634
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:44,310
Gina: THEN WHAT'S THIS? HUH?
635
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,244
Christian: IT JUST KILLS YOU
636
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,245
THAT I SCREW OTHER WOMEN,
637
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,215
DOESN'T IT, GINA? SHE WAS
638
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,317
FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY. A REAL
639
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,919
SPINNER.
640
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:55,922
[WILBUR CRIES]
641
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:56,823
Gina: SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR
642
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:57,957
DADDY, WILBUR. YOU WON'T BE
643
00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:58,958
SEEING HIM FOR A WHILE.
644
00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,926
Christian: I'M SEEING HIM ON
645
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:00,793
FRIDAY WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR
646
00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,894
SEXAHOLICS MEETING. IT'S OUR
647
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,295
STANDING FATHER/SON DATE.
648
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,697
Gina: IT'S CANCELLED, SOCIOPATH,
649
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:05,732
UNTIL YOU CAN LEARN TO
650
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,398
ACKNOWLEDGE AND--
651
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,299
Christian: YOU STOP TELLING ME
652
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,167
WHAT TO DO!
653
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,936
Gina: LISTEN TO ME, SLICK DICK!
654
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,804
I LEFT WILBUR WITH YOU, NOT WITH
655
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,340
SOME STRANGER. LOOK, YOU CAN'T
656
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,342
HAVE IT ALL. YOU CANNOT BE A KID
657
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,377
AND HAVE A KID!
658
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,847
[WILBUR CRYING]
659
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:21,848
Gina: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
660
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,316
ASSHOLE.
661
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:32,158
Christian: FRIDAY AT 7:00.
662
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,893
AND I'M REHIRING MY NANNY.
663
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,263
[DOOR SLAMS]
664
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,064
Erica: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
665
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,032
CHRISTIAN'S GOING TO DO IT?
666
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,801
I DON'T WANT HIM, I WANT YOU.
667
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:42,935
Sean: SORRY, ERICA. IN THE EVENT
668
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,103
THAT ANYTHING WENT WRONG, I
669
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,037
WOULDN'T HAVE THE EMOTIONAL
670
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,272
OBJECTIVITY TO TRUST MY ABILITY
671
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,439
TO MAKE DECISIONS.
672
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,975
Erica: I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT
673
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,110
THAT STRONGLY ABOUT ME. PERHAPS
674
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,311
YOU SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE?
675
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,179
Sean: I'M NOT DOING YOUR
676
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,046
FACE-LIFT BECAUSE I HAVE A
677
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,315
RESPONSIBILITY TO YOU. TO JULIA.
678
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:57,717
YOU'RE SAFETY IS NOT SOMETHING
679
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:58,818
I'M WILLING TO RISK.
680
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,086
Erica: WHY? DO YOU HAVE A
681
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,321
SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRE TO HARM ME?
682
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:03,389
Sean: I ASSURE YOU, ERICA, ANY
683
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,724
DESIRE I HAVE TO HARM YOU IS
684
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:09,128
TOTALLY CONSCIOUS. LOOK,
685
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,764
CHRISTIAN IS ONE OF THE BEST.
686
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:20,206
TRUST ME, HE'S GOT GREAT HANDS.
687
00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,408
Christian: SO, ERICA, TELL ME
688
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:23,309
WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT
689
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,444
YOURSELF?
690
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:31,450
Erica: MY NECK...
691
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:37,957
MY EYES...
692
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:43,162
MY STUPIDITY.
693
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:51,237
WHY DID I EVER LET YOU GO?
694
00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,171
Christian: I BET YOU SAY THAT TO
695
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,272
ALL THE BOYS YOU SLEPT WITH AT
696
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:56,042
YOUR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. ANCIENT
697
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:56,943
HISTORY.
698
00:27:56,943 --> 00:28:01,047
Erica: ANCIENT? YES. WHY NOT
699
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,082
THROW IN DEAD AND BURIED.
700
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,516
Christian: ERICA, YOU KNOW I
701
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,954
DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT.
702
00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:09,188
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
703
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,289
Erica: NO, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL,
704
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,892
YOU BASTARD. THE HANDSOME YOUNG
705
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,794
PRINCE TURNED INTO AN EVEN MORE
706
00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,863
HANDSOME YOUNG PLASTIC SURGEON.
707
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,364
I TURNED INTO AN OLD LADY WHO
708
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,332
NEEDS A FACE-LIFT. YOU MUST
709
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,702
THINK I'M PATHETIC.
710
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,483
Christian: ACTUALLY, I STILL
711
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:40,953
THINK YOU'RE A KNOCKOUT. YOU
712
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,422
DON'T NEED A FACE-LIFT, ERICA.
713
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,323
Erica: DON'T BULLSHIT
714
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,859
A BULLSHITTER. WHEN A HUNKY GUY
715
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,094
AT THE AIRPORT ASKS YOU
716
00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:49,829
DIRECTIONS NOT BECAUSE HE'S
717
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:51,097
TRYING TO PICK YOU UP, BUT
718
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,564
BECAUSE HE REALLY WANTS THOSE
719
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,967
DIRECTIONS, YOU HAVE FALLEN OFF
720
00:28:54,967 --> 00:29:00,572
THE RADAR, SEXUALLY SPEAKING.
721
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,507
Christian: IT HAPPENS TO
722
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,210
EVERYBODY. I GOT SHOT DOWN LAST
723
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:05,978
NIGHT BY A 25-YEAR-OLD.
724
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,047
Erica: DON'T PATRONIZE ME.
725
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,281
Christian: IT'S A TRUE STORY.
726
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:10,983
SOMEHOW I'VE BECOME THAT OLD GUY
727
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:13,252
ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. THE ONE
728
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,454
I'VE BEEN HIDING MYSELF FROM
729
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,590
UNTIL IT'S TIME TO RENEW AND
730
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,292
THEN THERE'S SOME EVEN OLDER
731
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:25,531
GUY NEXT TO MY NAME...PRETENDING
732
00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:27,333
TO BE ME.
733
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,001
Erica: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
734
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:32,304
YOU'RE STILL A KID.
735
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:38,477
AN INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL KID.
736
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:06,572
Erica: FEEL THAT?
737
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:09,041
Christian: YES.
738
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,442
Erica: IT'S THE FOUNTAIN OF
739
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:21,020
YOUTH. ALL I NEED IS FOR YOU
740
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,122
TO TURN IT ON.
741
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:35,501
[MONITOR BEEPING]
742
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:46,112
[LIBBY MOANS]
743
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:49,381
Sean: YOU'RE HEALING NICELY.
744
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:54,153
Chad: OHH. OH, IT'S LOOKS SO
745
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,055
GREAT, LIB.
746
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:58,457
Libby: CAN I SEE?
747
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:24,150
Libby: WELL, I LOOK HOT.
748
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,051
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT THERE WAS
749
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,285
GOING TO BE MORE PROGRESS.
750
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:29,088
Chad: LIB, COME ON. DR. McNAMARA
751
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,722
FULLY EXPLAINED THIS FIRST
752
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,224
PROCEDURE WAS ARCHITECTURAL.
753
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:38,597
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. [SIGHS]
754
00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,366
LOOK, I KNOW DR. McNAMARA NEEDS
755
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,301
SOME PRIVATE EXAM TIME, SO I'LL
756
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:43,569
SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING BEFORE
757
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,437
I GO TO WORK. OK?
758
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,338
Libby: I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
759
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:47,306
WATCH GLITTER TONIGHT?
760
00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:48,174
Chad: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I
761
00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,976
HAVE A...DINNER.
762
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,710
Libby: WITH WHO?
763
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,012
Chad: A FRIEND.
764
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,646
Libby: I'M YOUR FRIEND. AND I
765
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:55,714
NEED YOU HERE TONIGHT, CHAD.
766
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,316
Chad: I NEED A BREAK. OK, LIBBY?
767
00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,250
I MEAN, ONE NIGHT AWAY FROM THE
768
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,953
TUBES AND THE--
769
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:13,265
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
770
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:18,437
THANKS, DOCTOR.
771
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:22,941
[DOOR CLOSES]
772
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:29,581
Sean: YOU OK?
773
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,017
Libby: HE'S DATING SOMEONE
774
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,618
AGAIN. I KNOW IT.
775
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,254
Sean: AND THIS IS A BAD THING?
776
00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:39,091
Libby: NO, NOT AT ALL. THEY
777
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:48,234
NEVER LAST, BUT WE DO.
778
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,636
Sean: MS. ZUCKER, I'D LIKE TO
779
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:51,737
RECOMMEND THAT WE MOVE YOU TO
780
00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:53,239
FAIRMONT CONVALESCENCE CENTER
781
00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:54,206
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
782
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:55,507
Libby: A NURSING HOME?
783
00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:56,642
Sean: A PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL
784
00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:57,776
RECOVERY CENTER.
785
00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:58,777
Libby: IF YOU THINK I NEED TO BE
786
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:01,813
ON A SUICIDE WATCH, FORGET IT.
787
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,116
IT TAKES SELF-ESTEEM AND COURAGE
788
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,752
TO PULL A TRIGGER. IF I COULDN'T
789
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,121
DO IT THE FIRST TIME, WHAT MAKES
790
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,323
YOU THINK I COULD DO IT NOW?
791
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,800
Libby: I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE
792
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:27,406
HERE...WITH PIPES DRAINING DOWN
793
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,208
MY THROAT, LOOKING LIKE A
794
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:35,081
MONSTER. NEITHER WAS CHAD.
795
00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:36,615
THE PLAN WAS FOR US TO MEET
796
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,850
UPSTAIRS AT THE ETERNAL TEA
797
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,621
DANCE IN THE CLOUDS. THAT WAS
798
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:46,292
THE PLAN. WE WENT OUT FOR MY
799
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,726
BIRTHDAY, BUT IT WASN'T FUN ANY
800
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:54,633
MORE. OUR JOBS SUCKED, NOBODY
801
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,369
OFFERED TO BUY US DRINKS. SO WE
802
00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,506
THOUGHT WHY NOT GO OUT IN A
803
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:07,713
BLAZE OF GLORY?
804
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:11,683
Chad: ONE, 2--
805
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,319
Libby: BUT I COULDN'T DO IT.
806
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:16,188
I LOVED HIM TOO MUCH.
807
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:16,722
Chad: 3.
808
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,824
[GUNSHOT]
809
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,371
Sean: WHEN SUCH A BIG THING WAS
810
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,740
TAKEN FROM YOU, DID YOU EVER
811
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,707
WISH--
812
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:43,149
Libby: I HADN'T LIVED? NO.
813
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:45,151
IT TOOK ALMOST DYING TO REALIZE
814
00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:54,693
THAT AGING ISN'T A CURSE.
815
00:34:54,693 --> 00:35:00,766
IT'S A PRIVILEGE.
816
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:05,371
[TEENA MARIE SINGS LOVERGIRL]
817
00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,773
* HEE *
818
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:11,477
[ERICA EXHALING HEAVILY]
819
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:12,344
Erica: YOU HAVE TO SET ASIDE
820
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,812
AN HOUR 4 TIMES A WEEK IF YOU
821
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:16,315
WANT TO SEE RESULTS.
822
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,316
Julia: I'M HAPPY TO JUST
823
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,917
MAINTAIN.
824
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:22,254
Erica: APPARENTLY.
825
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,689
Julia: WE MANAGED TO GET THROUGH
826
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,291
THE ENTIRE HOUR WITHOUT
827
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,358
BLUDGEONING EACH OTHER WITH THE
828
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,327
FREE WEIGHTS, MOTHER. LET'S NOT
829
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,595
WRECK IT NOW.
830
00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,963
Erica: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S FUN.
831
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,532
BUT, DARLING, STOP KIDDING
832
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,634
YOURSELF. ONCE YOU HIT 40, IT'S
833
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,670
WAR. YOU AGAINST GRAVITY.
834
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,207
Julia: 40? WOW. YOUR TROOPS MUST
835
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:45,344
HAVE INCREDIBLE BATTLE FATIGUE.
836
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:46,445
Erica: I CONSULTED WITH
837
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,547
CHRISTIAN ABOUT MY LIFT. HE TOLD
838
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,548
ME I HAD THE BODY OF
839
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,683
A 40-YEAR-OLD. HE SEEMED TO
840
00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:52,951
THINK MY BODY WAS AS GOOD AS
841
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,353
YOURS.
842
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,987
Julia: OH, PLEASE, MOTHER. HE
843
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,256
WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL
844
00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,591
BETTER.
845
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,227
Erica: HE'D ALREADY TAKEN CARE
846
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:05,831
OF THAT.
847
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,634
* I JUST WANT TO ROCK
848
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,802
YOUR WORLD *
849
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,838
Julia: YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?!
850
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,005
Erica: WE'RE BOTH SINGLE,
851
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,641
CONSENTING ADULTS. SHOULD I HAVE
852
00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:18,244
ASKED PERMISSION?
853
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,246
* HOOK, LINE AND SINKER, BABY,
854
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,713
THAT'S HOW YOU CAUGHT ME,
855
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,415
MY SECOND VERSE MIGHT BE
856
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:25,451
A BIT OLD HAT *
857
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:27,853
[JULIA SIGHS]
858
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,655
Erica: EXCUSE ME, HAVE I BROKEN
859
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,723
SOME UNHOLY LAW "THOU SHALT NOT
860
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:32,991
SLEEP WITH THY SON-IN-LAW'S
861
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:33,825
PARTNER"?
862
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:34,860
Julia: YES, WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO
863
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,328
OPERATE ON YOUR FACE.
864
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,830
Erica: WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?
865
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:42,601
Julia: BECAUSE...HAVING A
866
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,636
FACE-LIFE IS SO TOTALLY
867
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:47,273
INDULGENT. YOU'RE APPEALING
868
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,740
ENOUGH TO SEDUCE A MAN 20 YEARS
869
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,776
YOUNGER THAN YOU. WHAT MORE DO
870
00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:55,714
YOU WANT?
871
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,484
Erica: LOOK AT ME, JULIA.
872
00:36:58,484 --> 00:36:59,618
Julia: OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU
873
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:00,619
DOING?!
874
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,020
Erica: YOU CAN EXERCISE YEARS
875
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:06,725
OFF YOUR BODY AND I HAVE. SEE?
876
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,327
BUT CRUNCHES CAN'T TIGHTEN THE
877
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:12,664
SKIN UNDER YOUR CHIN. I WANT TO
878
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,633
FEEL THE WAY HE MADE ME FEEL FOR
879
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:19,505
MORE THAN JUST AN HOUR. I WANT
880
00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:22,007
SOMEONE TO LOOK AT THE ENTIRE ME
881
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:27,346
WITH DESIRE. [SIGHS] BUT HE
882
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:29,047
DIDN'T LOOK AT ME. HE DIDN'T
883
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:38,524
OPEN HIS EYES, NOT ONCE. TO GET
884
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,058
THROUGH IT, HE HAD TO FANTASIZE
885
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:48,767
ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE.
886
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,670
[HAIR DRYER BLOWING]
887
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:05,717
[WILBUR COOING]
888
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,686
Christian: THAT KID NEVER SLEEPS
889
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:11,357
FOR LONGER THAN 15 MINUTES.
890
00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:13,725
Kelly: HE DOES FOR ME.
891
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,661
Christian: SERIOUSLY? YOU CAN
892
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,863
GET HIM TO SLEEP?
893
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,130
Kelly: I KNOW HOW TO WEAR ALL
894
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,867
MY BOYS OUT. WANT TO SEE MY
895
00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:23,835
TRICK?
896
00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:27,873
Christian: SURE.
897
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,686
HEY, HEY! WHATCHA DOING, BOY?
898
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,988
COME HERE. COME HERE. OH!
899
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,523
[WILBUR COUGHS AND CRIES]
900
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:45,591
Christian: OH, YOU'RE OK. IT'S
901
00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:49,127
OK, IT'S OK, IT'S OK. HEY,
902
00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:51,863
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY? HUH?
903
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:54,400
HERE, HERE, COME ON. PUT THIS
904
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:59,605
IN. HERE, COME ON. COUGH SYRUP,
905
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:00,606
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
906
00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:02,608
Kelly: I CALL THIS A BINKATINI.
907
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,743
IT'LL PUT HIM OUT FOR HOURS.
908
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:05,711
OPEN UP, BABY BOY--
909
00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,679
Christian: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
910
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,680
YOU'VE BEEN POISONING MY KID
911
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,615
WITH THIS?
912
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:11,149
Kelly: CHILL OUT! IT'S JUST
913
00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,784
OVER-THE-COUNTER STUFF.
914
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,624
Christian: GET OUT!
915
00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:19,891
Kelly: WHAT THE HELL?
916
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:20,826
Christian: I SAID GET OUT HERE,
917
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,595
YOU INCOMPETENT BITCH!
918
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,996
Kelly: DON'T YOU DARE START THAT
919
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,598
"PRECIOUS BABY COMES FIRST" SHIT
920
00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:28,567
WITH ME, DR. TROY. IF YOU WANTED
921
00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:29,901
A REAL NANNY, YOU WOULD'VE HIRED
922
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,503
ONE WHO DIDN'T DEEP THROAT DADDY
923
00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,405
DURING THE JOB INTERVIEW.
924
00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:42,981
Christian, whispers: IT'S OK.
925
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,758
Julia: IT'S NOT FUNNY, SEAN.
926
00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:53,892
Sean: I'M SORRY, BUT THE PICTURE
927
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,226
OF THOSE 2 VAIN LITTLE PEAS IN
928
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,995
THEIR SELF-ABSORBED PODS PUMPING
929
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,465
AWAY ON THE DESK! IT'S HILARIOUS
930
00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:00,499
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
931
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,467
Julia: I DON'T WANT TO THINK
932
00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:02,568
ABOUT IT.
933
00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:03,835
Sean: OH, COME ON. WHY ARE YOU
934
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:07,839
TAKING THIS SO PERSONALLY?
935
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,775
Julia: UGH!
936
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,516
MY OWN MOTHER FLASHED ME AT THE
937
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,250
GYM, AND THEN SHE INSISTED SHE
938
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,787
HAD A BETTER BODY THAN ME.
939
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:26,157
Sean: SHE DOESN'T. IF SHE
940
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,859
BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH, LET'S HAVE
941
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,994
CHRISTIAN DO HER LIFT AND SEND
942
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:29,995
HER PACKING.
943
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:30,996
Julia: SHE SAYS IT'S A CONFLICT
944
00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:31,997
OF INTEREST NOW BECAUSE SHE
945
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:33,865
SCREWED HIM. SHE'S INSISTING
946
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,834
AGAIN THAT YOU DO IT.
947
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,811
WOULD YOU? AND THEN WE NEVER
948
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:46,745
HAVE TO BUY HER ANOTHER
949
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,013
CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR AS LONG AS
950
00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,280
WE LIVE.
951
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:55,554
Sean: HEH HEH HEH! HMM. SURE.
952
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,889
Julia: OH!
953
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:58,890
Sean: YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE HER,
954
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:02,293
YOU KNOW. OUR KIDS ARE SO LUCKY.
955
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,997
Julia: HUH! TURNING 40 AGREES
956
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:06,998
WITH YOU. YOU'VE BECOME
957
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:09,100
POSITIVELY UNFLAPPABLE.
958
00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:26,017
MMM! MMM! HEH HEH HEH! MMM! OH!
959
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,986
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
960
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:37,162
OH! OH! HELLO? COME HERE!
961
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,564
[WILBUR CRIES]
962
00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:39,330
Christian: HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS
963
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,866
FOR HOURS. I DID MY FACES, MY
964
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,634
TICKLE ME ELMO VOICE. NOTHING
965
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:43,669
CALMED HIM DOWN.
966
00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:48,707
Julia: HE DOESN'T FEEL FEVERISH.
967
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:49,675
Christian: WHY ARE YOU DOING
968
00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:50,909
THAT? I ALREADY BURPED HIM.
969
00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:52,077
[WILBUR BURPS]
970
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:54,179
Julia: HEH HEH! APPARENTLY NOT
971
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:59,050
TO COMPLETION. HEY, HON. HMM!
972
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,153
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART. COME
973
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:03,288
ON.
974
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:04,189
Christian: YOU AND ME PLAYING
975
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,591
MOM AND POP, IT'S QUITE A
976
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,525
PICTURE, HUH?
977
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,031
Julia: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL GINA?
978
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:13,965
Christian: AND LET HER KNOW THAT
979
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,134
I'M AN INCOMPETENT DAD? NO WAY.
980
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:17,669
SHE'D USE THAT AGAINST ME.
981
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:18,369
Julia: WELL THEN, CHRISTIAN,
982
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,171
READ DR. SPOCK. SEAN AND I CAN'T
983
00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:22,173
KEEP CLEANING UP YOUR MESSES.
984
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,108
Christian: WHY ARE YOU BEING
985
00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:23,975
SUCH A BITCH?
986
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,911
Julia: YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER!
987
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:38,957
Christian: OHH. ONCE. HEH! AT
988
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:39,991
YOUR WEDDING.
989
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:43,194
Julia: OH! ALSO AT MY WEDDING?!
990
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,663
Christian: SO I SEE SHE OFFERED
991
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,731
UP FULL DISCLOSURE.
992
00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,132
Julia: OK, CHRISTIAN, WELL,
993
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:48,266
THANK YOU.
994
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,801
Christian: FOR WHAT?
995
00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:50,869
Julia: THANK YOU FOR RELEASING
996
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:53,004
ME COMPLETELY FROM ANY RESIDUAL
997
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:54,372
EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT THAT I
998
00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:56,074
MIGHT HAVE HAD TOWARDS YOU!
999
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,075
Christian: I THOUGHT WE DECIDED
1000
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,043
WE WEREN'T EVER GOING THERE
1001
00:42:58,043 --> 00:42:58,977
AGAIN?
1002
00:42:58,977 --> 00:42:59,978
Julia: YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP
1003
00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:00,912
UP YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN, CAN
1004
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,180
YOU? MY MOTHER AND I BEAR MORE
1005
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,782
THAN A PASSING RESEMBLANCE TO
1006
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:05,083
EACH OTHER. WHEN YOU WERE
1007
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,317
SCREWING HER AND YOUR EYES WERE
1008
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:07,786
CLOSED AND EVERYTHING WAS A
1009
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:08,887
LITTLE SELF-FOCUSED, WHO DID
1010
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,822
YOU PRETEND YOU WERE WITH?
1011
00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:15,293
STOP HURTING ME BECAUSE YOU
1012
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:18,429
CAN'T HAVE ME, CHRISTIAN. YOU
1013
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,666
TURN 40 NEXT WEEK. FOR
1014
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:23,234
EVERYBODY'S SAKE, GROW UP.
1015
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:39,718
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
1016
00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:42,153
Liz: THIS MUST BE WEIRD FOR YOU.
1017
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,055
Sean: IT IS. SHE LOOKS A LITTLE
1018
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:46,792
TOO MUCH LIKE JULIA. THOUGH I
1019
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,226
GUESS THAT DIDN'T BOTHER YOU.
1020
00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,695
Christian: I NEEDED TO FEEL A
1021
00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:50,796
LITTLE MORE MAY THAN SEPTEMBER
1022
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,163
FOR A CHANGE.
1023
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:54,232
Liz: MORE LIKE AUGUST-OCTOBER.
1024
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,769
Christian: HMPH! YOU READY TO
1025
00:43:57,769 --> 00:44:02,207
TURN BACK TIME?
1026
00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:04,142
Sean: SCALPEL.
1027
00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,788
Christian: THANK YOU, NURSE.
1028
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,928
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1029
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,842
LIZ IS RIGHT. THIS MUST BE WEIRD
1030
00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:38,209
FOR YOU. LIKE CUTTING INTO YOUR
1031
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:41,847
OWN WIFE'S FACE. I GET IT. I'LL
1032
00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:44,983
DO IT. YOU SUPERVISE.
1033
00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:54,793
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
1034
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,273
Julia: BE KIND.
1035
00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,335
I THINK I WORK BETTER ON WOMEN
1036
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,237
I'VE SCREWED. ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A
1037
00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:20,405
WOMAN'S COME FACE, YOU'VE SEEN
1038
00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:22,340
HER SOUL.
1039
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:28,079
THAT WAS EERIE WHAT WE JUST DID
1040
00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:30,481
IN THERE, WASN'T IT? MEN AGE AND
1041
00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:32,083
SOCIETY SAYS WE BECOME MORE
1042
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:33,418
RUGGED, AND WOMEN AGE AND THEY
1043
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:40,425
JUST BECOME...OLD. SAD.
1044
00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,327
Sean: IT IS SAD, ISN'T IT? TO BE
1045
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,595
40 AND KNOW YOU'VE PEAKED.
1046
00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:46,297
Christian: JESUS, SEAN, WE'VE
1047
00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:47,532
BEEN THROUGH THIS. ACCENTUATE
1048
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:48,666
THE GODDAMN POSITIVE FOR A
1049
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:51,036
CHANGE.
1050
00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:53,204
Sean: I HAVE A YIP.
1051
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,372
Christian: A WHAT?
1052
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,174
Sean: A SPASM, A PSYCHOLOGICAL
1053
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,943
DISORDER. THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T
1054
00:47:57,943 --> 00:47:59,344
DO ERICA'S LIFT TODAY.
1055
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:00,245
Christian: WHEN DID THIS FIRST
1056
00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:01,346
HAPPEN?
1057
00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:02,580
Sean: I COULD BARELY GET THROUGH
1058
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:04,049
THE ZUCKER SURGERY.
1059
00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:05,083
Christian: YOU OPERATED ON A
1060
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,117
PATIENT KNOWING THIS COULD'VE
1061
00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,318
AFFECTED YOUR PERFORMANCE?
1062
00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:08,686
Sean: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
1063
00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:10,055
YOU CAN DO A GARDEN VARIETY
1064
00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:11,256
LIFT. CONGRATULATIONS! BUT YOU
1065
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:12,190
DON'T HAVE THE SKILL OR THE
1066
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,591
EXPERIENCE TO DO COMPLICATED
1067
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:18,063
MICRO-SURGERY. WHAT KIND OF
1068
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,330
SURGICAL DESTINATION FOR THE
1069
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,598
SOUTHERN U.S. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
1070
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:25,170
BE WHEN ONE OF US IS AN INVALID?
1071
00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:26,471
IF I CAN'T OPERATE, WE CAN'T
1072
00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:28,906
OPERATE.
1073
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:40,251
Libby: FROM VICODIN TO MORPHINE.
1074
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:43,754
I'M STOKED. HOW DOES IT WORK?
1075
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,357
Liz: WHEN YOU FEEL DISCOMFORT,
1076
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,993
YOU PUSH THIS LITTLE BUTTON AND
1077
00:48:47,993 --> 00:48:49,227
THE MEDICATION INSTANTLY
1078
00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:51,562
DISPERSES INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM.
1079
00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:54,032
Libby: CAN YOU OVERDOSE ON IT?
1080
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,667
Liz: NO. THE SYSTEM HAS
1081
00:48:56,667 --> 00:49:00,271
SAFEGUARDS. MS. ZUCKER, I'M
1082
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:01,639
WORKING LATE TONIGHT, AND WHEN
1083
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:04,009
I'M OFF I CAN HELP TRANSPORT YOU
1084
00:49:04,009 --> 00:49:05,210
TO THE MEDICAL FACILITY IF YOUR
1085
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,144
FRIEND DOESN'T--
1086
00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:09,780
Chad: HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
1087
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,116
Liz: I'LL BE HERE FOR AN HOUR IF
1088
00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:12,150
YOU NEED ME. OK?
1089
00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:13,218
Libby: THANKS.
1090
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,585
Chad: THANKS. SO WE ALL PACKED
1091
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:17,388
AND READY TO GO?
1092
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,757
Libby: ALMOST.
1093
00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:22,460
Chad: OK.
1094
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:23,461
Libby: WHERE WERE YOU?
1095
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:24,629
Chad: I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
1096
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,663
IT--IT WAS TERRIBLE--
1097
00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:27,265
Libby: HAVE SOME DIGNITY. STOP
1098
00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:30,335
LYING.
1099
00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:32,537
Chad: OK. I WAS WITH A FRIEND.
1100
00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:34,272
Libby: YOU MEAN A BOYFRIEND AND
1101
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:35,473
YOU WERE TOO AFRAID TO TELL ME.
1102
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:36,374
Chad: BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME TAKE
1103
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:37,475
SIDES AND I'M SICK OF IT.
1104
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,543
Libby: ACTUALLY IT'S ME YOU'RE
1105
00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:39,710
SICK OF, CHAD. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
1106
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,579
AND MY DISGUSTING MEDICINAL
1107
00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:43,248
HOSPITAL SMELLS AND MY NEEDS--
1108
00:49:43,248 --> 00:49:44,215
Chad: WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS,
1109
00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:45,083
YES.
1110
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,117
Libby: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S
1111
00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:46,784
NOT GONNA LAST.
1112
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:49,520
Chad: I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM. HIS
1113
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,189
NAME IS JESSE, AND HE LOVES ME,
1114
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:55,226
TOO.
1115
00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:56,594
Libby: LET ME GUESS. A MASSAGE
1116
00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:57,662
THERAPIST?
1117
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,996
Chad: AN ARCHITECT.
1118
00:49:59,064 --> 00:50:00,065
Libby: YEAH.
1119
00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,299
Chad: HE DOESN'T DO DRUGS, HE'S
1120
00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:02,733
NOT IN A.A. HE'S A TOGETHER
1121
00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:07,172
PERSON, LIB. HE WANTS ME TO MOVE
1122
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:11,209
IN WITH HIM. I WANT TO TALK
1123
00:50:11,276 --> 00:50:13,778
ABOUT IT WITH YOU FIRST.
1124
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,446
Libby: I GUESS THERE GOES THE
1125
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,582
BABY IDEA.
1126
00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,384
Chad: I LOVE YOU, BUT NOT THE
1127
00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:21,719
WAY YOU WANT, LIBBY. OK? I'VE
1128
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,088
NEVER LOVED YOU THAT WAY AND I
1129
00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:25,756
NEVER WILL. THERE. AFTER 20
1130
00:50:25,756 --> 00:50:31,596
YEARS I FINALLY SAID IT.
1131
00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:33,331
Libby: YOU'RE MEAN.
1132
00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:34,332
Chad: LOOK, YOU'RE STILL MY BEST
1133
00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:36,834
FRIEND. I WILL HELP YOU. I
1134
00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:38,536
JUST--I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS,
1135
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,238
LIB. I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO
1136
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:42,307
US, IT TAUGHT ME SO MUCH, LIBBY.
1137
00:50:42,307 --> 00:50:43,441
I REALIZE THERE'S SO MUCH TO
1138
00:50:43,441 --> 00:50:45,410
LIVE FOR. THERE'S SO MUCH OF
1139
00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:46,877
LIFE I'VE BEEN SQUANDERING AND
1140
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,447
NOW I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE WHOLE.
1141
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:50,615
IT'S A REAL CHANCE, LIB, AND I'M
1142
00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:51,482
GOING TO TAKE IT.
1143
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:52,383
Libby: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR
1144
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:53,851
HAIR TURNS GRAY, CHAD, AND YOU
1145
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:57,455
GET FAT AND UGLY? I'M THE ONLY
1146
00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,723
ONE WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU. HE
1147
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,725
WON'T.
1148
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:01,659
Chad: HE SAID HE WANTS TO GROW
1149
00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:04,862
OLD WITH ME, LIB. SOMEONE
1150
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,832
FINALLY SAID THAT TO ME.
1151
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:13,404
Libby: WELL, I CAN'T LET THAT
1152
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:17,375
HAPPEN, CHAD.
1153
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:21,279
[SOBBING] I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO
1154
00:51:21,279 --> 00:51:23,581
LET YOU GROW OLD!
1155
00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:30,288
I LOVE YOU!
1156
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,656
[GUNSHOT]
1157
00:51:31,656 --> 00:51:33,291
[RUFUS WAINWRIGHT SINGING
1158
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:36,727
VIBRATESTARTS]
1159
00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:38,163
Rufus Wainwright: * MY PHONE'S
1160
00:51:38,163 --> 00:51:43,668
ON VIBRATE FOR YOU,
1161
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:50,541
ELECTROCLASH IS KARAOKE, TOO,
1162
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:57,482
I TRY TO DANCE BRITNEY SPEARS
1163
00:51:57,482 --> 00:52:04,789
I GUESS I'M GETTING ON IN YEARS.
1164
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:14,699
MY PHONE'S ON VIBRATE FOR YOU,
1165
00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:17,535
GOD KNOWS WHAT ALL THESE
1166
00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:21,706
NEW DRUGS DO,
1167
00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:28,479
I GUESS TO HAVE NO MORE FEARS
1168
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:32,983
BUT STILL I ALWAYS END UP
1169
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,685
IN TEARS... *
1170
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:36,621
Christian: "AS LONG I'M LIVING,
1171
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:41,592
MY BABY YOU'LL BE."
1172
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:42,993
YOU WANT TO HELP DADDY CELEBRATE
1173
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:45,863
HIS BIRTHDAY?
1174
00:52:45,863 --> 00:52:48,699
Rufus: * BUT STILL I NEVER EVER
1175
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:52,737
FEEL FROM YOU,
1176
00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:59,577
PINOCCHIO'S NOW A BOY
1177
00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:02,513
WHO WANTS TO TURN BACK
1178
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:10,555
INTO A TOY,
1179
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:17,462
SO CALL ME,
1180
00:53:17,462 --> 00:53:19,830
CALL ME IN THE MORNING,
1181
00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:24,369
CALL ME IN THE NIGHT,
1182
00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:30,875
SO CALL ME,
1183
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:40,885
CALL ME ANYTIME YOU LIKE,
1184
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:57,402
MY PHONE'S ON VIBRATE... *
1185
00:53:57,402 --> 00:54:02,407
Christian: LET'S MAKE A WISH.
1186
00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:03,974
[THINKING] PLEASE LET ME BE
1187
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,976
A GOOD FATHER.
1188
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:11,682
Rufus: * FOR YOU, FOR YOU *
1189
00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:17,355
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1190
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1191
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1192
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