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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:24,880 it up, baby. 2 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:28,160 Swift and Shaft. Swift and Shaft. 3 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,080 It should have gone on when we told you. 4 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,240 Oh, there'll be plenty of fresh air in the new place. I won't take Bronson long 5 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,119 to change that. 6 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,120 It'll be fantastic. 7 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:20,840 No art gallery snobs, no rip-off merchants, no noise, no pollution. 8 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,880 No McDonald's. Plenty of fresh fish. 9 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,520 Lots of things to do. 10 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:28,380 I can see that. There was no leaf. I can't hold on much longer. 11 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:33,780 No more smoggy streets, no more suburban shoeboxes, no more traffic lights, no 12 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:36,960 more parking meetings. I tell you, it'll be just like living in paradise. 13 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:46,070 now baby baby come on now baby shake it up now baby now shake it up baby 14 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:20,170 Looks like we're moving up in the world. 15 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:25,910 Smell that fresh air, eh? Good for the soul. 16 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,550 Nearest girl must be 500 miles away. 17 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:43,850 Well, excuse me. 18 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:45,350 Sorry, 19 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:47,109 I forgot. 20 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:48,110 Let's go and look. 21 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:49,980 Thank you. 22 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:33,280 Yes? Who are you? 23 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,280 I used to live here. 24 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,600 Is that music? 25 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,880 I can't hear anything. 26 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,420 Ah, Miss Rickard. 27 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:46,800 I thought you'd met Linda. Pete, this is Miss Rickard, who I was telling you 28 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,260 about. Her brother Tom was the last lighthouse keeper here. 29 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,600 Ah, what a wonderful spot. 30 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,440 So peaceful. 31 00:03:58,980 --> 00:03:59,980 Bye, Dad. 32 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,060 But it's real quiet, eh? 33 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:15,300 Ah, Mr. Quist. 34 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:17,579 Great to see you again. 35 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:19,660 Welcome, welcome. 36 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,600 The Gribble. This is my son, James. James! 37 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,520 And his friends, Rabbit and Tiger. 38 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,720 And this is my wife, Matron Cecilia Gribble. 39 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:29,500 Are these your little kiddies? Yes, this is Linda and this is Pete. 40 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:31,990 And, uh... We've met. 41 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:36,190 Well, as Shire President, I'd like to officially welcome you here to the 42 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:37,190 Winswept Cliffs. 43 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:40,210 There's something weird about that, don't he? Yeah, funny, don't he? 44 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,209 Jokey, John? 45 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:42,109 Loony Lou. 46 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:45,710 It's not funny. There was someone in there and then there wasn't. No one's 47 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,810 been in there since Dead Ned died on the job. 48 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:50,070 Dead Ned. 49 00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:58,410 Where's Mr. Twist? 50 00:04:58,870 --> 00:04:59,870 Down the window. 51 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,360 Widower dummy. 52 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,800 She died in an accident four years ago. 53 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,880 Oh, I am sorry. 54 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,560 Hey, can we check the joint out, Dad? 55 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,520 Yeah, I'm sure Mr. Twist wouldn't mind. 56 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,240 Well, 57 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,500 come on, we don't want to be left behind. 58 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:16,040 Quicken the dead around here. 59 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,780 Maybe a few big dogs around here. Oh, she's not that big, mate. 60 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:25,740 What do you think? 61 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:29,380 Excellent. Oh, it's been a while to get into a filthy state. 62 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,140 It's disinfecting. 63 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,440 Excellent! 64 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,540 This is my room! 65 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,600 Hey, where'd you get the clothes? 66 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,500 The undertaker? 67 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,800 Where'd you get your face? 68 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,240 Panel beater? 69 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,540 Think she likes your grips? 70 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,820 Yeah, probably. Tell me more about Dead Ned. 71 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 Dead Ned, eh? 72 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,500 Oh, OK. 73 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:07,180 See, Nell was overseas and Dead Ned was looking after the place. 74 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,180 When Nell came back, all she found was a skeleton on the dunny. 75 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:16,480 They say, on a windswept night... Gee, I'm never going down there again. 76 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,100 It's a bit of a pity because, like, just between you and me, you know, keep it 77 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,440 quiet, but there's been a bit of interest in this place over the years. 78 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,280 We could stitch up a pretty good deal, you know. 79 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,000 But, you know, if you do change your mind, offer's always open. 80 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,380 I've got backers with the money. 81 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,640 Knocked down this joint and put up something decent, eh? 82 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:33,940 Like a well-shaped dunny for tourists? 83 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:36,820 I would have bought the place myself, but I had a bit of a fiscal overrun. If 84 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:39,640 someone hadn't pitched my painting, I might have raised the overdraft myself. 85 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,360 It was an original clique. You're not accusing me. 86 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:43,880 It's a catfish wearer. 87 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,560 I didn't take your painting. Silly old fool. 88 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,580 It's not worth ten cents anyway. Some of them are worth hundreds of thousands. 89 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:53,500 That painting was the early days of this lighthouse. It even had my father in it. 90 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:57,530 Someone round here pinched my painting. Yeah, well, it wasn't me. Yeah, anyway, 91 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,210 well, look, we're not selling. We've only just arrived. 92 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:41,500 Stop doing that 93 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:09,630 All this stuff belonged to my brother. 94 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,250 I don't know what's in here. 95 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:13,330 I'll be clearing it out soon. 96 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,310 Oh, there's no hurry, Miss Riggins. Take your time. 97 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:17,050 I appreciate that. 98 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,130 Thanks a lot. 99 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:23,070 Oh, 100 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:25,010 oh, rising down. 101 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:40,730 Dead man's dike. 102 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,629 Hey, Dad. 103 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:48,370 Yep? This bike's been on top of the flag for over 20 days without eating. 104 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:49,730 Do you reckon you're into the loop? 105 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:51,150 Bronson, we're having dinner. 106 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:53,210 I see we've started. 107 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,150 Here's to our new home. 108 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:59,330 I'm a bit worried about Gribble and his mate, though, Dad. Why? 109 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,030 They don't like my clue. 110 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:04,150 How long can you go without eating? 111 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:06,050 Oh, you can't go for 10 minutes. 112 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,670 You don't have to go to the toilet. 113 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:12,270 And I'm never going to the law again, so from now on, I'm giving up food. 114 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:15,510 That's a bit of a pity, Bronson, because we've got chocolate chip ice cream with 115 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,610 raspberry sauce for dessert. 116 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:18,230 Bronson's favourite. 117 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:21,670 And we don't get any until we've eaten our first course. Which is stir-fry a la 118 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:22,670 dad. 119 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:24,710 Suffer, Bronson. 120 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:27,910 Oh, weak. 121 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,390 Pathetic. Will of iron, Bronson. 122 00:10:01,109 --> 00:10:04,070 Peace, strength, and harmony. 123 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:07,470 Amanda, will you go to the dunny with me? 124 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,530 Don't be such a wimp. 125 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:16,070 Pete! 126 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,650 Have you gone to the dunny with me? 127 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:23,990 Would I go to the dunny? 128 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:26,970 Would I go to the dunny? Just wait a minute. 129 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,870 I'm coming down the path. 130 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,570 I'll be at the toilet soon. 131 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,650 There was a ghost in the toilet! 132 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:40,190 Hey, Bronson, Bronson, take it easy, mate. 133 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,369 What's wrong? 134 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:42,370 The toilet's haunted! 135 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,130 Yeah, now, come on, Bronson, slow down. The toilet's haunted? 136 00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:46,890 Yes! With a ghost? 137 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,150 Yes! 138 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,160 There are no such things as ghosts. 139 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,800 When it gets dark and creepy, you think you see things, especially in a new 140 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,180 place. Where are you going? 141 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,540 To the toilet. 142 00:11:58,940 --> 00:11:59,940 That's okay with you. 143 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:01,500 You want me to come with you? 144 00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:25,310 Bronson, what are you doing? 145 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,970 Protecting you from the ghost. 146 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,890 There is no ghost. 147 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,290 There's your ghost. 148 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,170 You want me to come in with you? 149 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:43,230 Don't be such a dropkick. 150 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:02,770 Listen, Bronson. Nick off. 151 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,990 Okay. I'm going. 152 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:09,630 Goodbye. 153 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,510 I'll be sorry. 154 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,410 I 155 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:27,570 was 156 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:28,570 off, Bronson. 157 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,030 Bronson, is that you? 158 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,250 Are you there, Bronson? 159 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:50,990 What's 160 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:57,790 all the 161 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,110 noise about? A ghost. 162 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:00,410 A ghost? 163 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:01,990 What did he look like? 164 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,560 Well, he wasn't at all. And he had a white hat on. 165 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,700 Young Ned. 166 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,840 Pete! 167 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,160 There is a ghost before him. 168 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,500 Nelson or Young Ned. 169 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,680 Oh, bull twang. Oh, there is. 170 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:25,280 There was this creepy guy looking over the door. You could see right through 171 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,800 him. A see-through spook? It's not funny. 172 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,260 You don't reckon, eh? 173 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,220 Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? 174 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,740 I don't know. Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? 175 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,960 Because he had nobody to go with. 176 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,440 Honey. 177 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,860 Don't say we didn't warn you. 178 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,660 I'll just pop the old tooth in and go and have a touch young Ned. 179 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,880 I'll have you walk me if you don't come back. 180 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,460 Are you there? 181 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,200 What do you call a drunken ghost? 182 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,660 A methylated spirit. 183 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,660 My tooth! 184 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:50,990 Birdie, that plate cost a mint. 185 00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,450 I'm never going down to that dunny again. 186 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:57,730 I'm using the toilet in the caravan park from now on. I'm going to get that tooth 187 00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:59,030 back before Dad finds out. 188 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,890 That's West Guru's farm. 189 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:12,850 Court! Nick! 190 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,130 You're not wrong. 191 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,470 He's showing his teeth to you. 192 00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:29,070 Good day. Ah, company. 193 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,030 Peanut butter, you want some? 194 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,490 No, thanks. 195 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,510 I'm looking for my plate. I dropped it down the toilet. 196 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:38,930 Oh, we haven't got any plates. They never fit through the pipes. 197 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:42,390 No, no, no, plate isn't toothed. Ah, got plenty of them. 198 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:46,330 All the joys and sorrows of humanity end up here. 199 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,770 Time flows so quickly by. 200 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:52,510 Flushed fantasies and hopes are but pipe dreams. 201 00:16:55,330 --> 00:17:01,430 Imprisoned flights of the imagination Carried down to my dark brown pond Where 202 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:06,050 dentures venture No more to roam Help yourself 203 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:30,899 Don't be chicken. 204 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,900 Shove it in. 205 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,140 Fight the bullet. 206 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,060 I can't do it. I just can't do it. 207 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,080 This ghost has gone too far. 208 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,340 Young Ned's got to go. 209 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,580 We have to take the initiative and exercise the loop. 210 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:43,780 Like jogging? 211 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:44,980 Exercise, dog. 212 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,400 How do you exercise the loop? 213 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,960 Don't ask me. I'm not going. 214 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,180 Me neither. 215 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,300 We'll all go. 216 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,180 Hungry? I am. 217 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,880 Cooked in the window? No, don't worry. I'll do it. Dad'll do it. Dad'll do it. 218 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,200 Beef stew for dinner? 219 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,620 Mmm, yummy. 220 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,010 I think I'd better be getting to bed now. 221 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:53,850 Off you go then. 222 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,230 Aren't you coming? 223 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,150 I'm going to see this through. 224 00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,810 Pete? I'm staying to watch Linda see it through. 225 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,790 I think I'll stay too then. 226 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,030 That's what you were pointing at. 227 00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:50,330 I. 228 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,490 Unhappy? 229 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,430 Sad? Sad? 230 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,530 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 231 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:04,510 The ugly? 232 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,730 Scared. 233 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,410 I'm sorry to scare you. 234 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,580 You just wanted us to find this. 235 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,200 It's alive, Ned. 236 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,940 I reckon it's a fake clickette. It's not one of the expensive ones, anyway. 237 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,920 I think I knew that all the time. 238 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:43,590 But it's valuable to me. 239 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,530 Young Ned, eh? 240 00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:47,950 I reckon he was in limbo. 241 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,990 Neither one placed or the other. 242 00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,090 He stole the painting. 243 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,490 And he had to hang around to make things right. 244 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:56,590 Do you reckon we'll ever see him again? 245 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,490 No. Wouldn't think so. 246 00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:01,130 Dad, have a look at this. 247 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:34,240 For the king, Carter, and all the king's men Couldn't put me back together 248 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:40,260 again I'd say, ring, ring, go away, come again another day 249 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:42,840 Hey! 250 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:50,480 Have you ever, ever felt like this? Have great things happened? 251 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,200 Are you going round quick? 252 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,740 Have you ever... 17044

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