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[ Saucer whirs ]
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-This the place?
-This the place.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Machine beeps ]
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-This the stuff?
-This the stuff.
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And this is no ordinary stuff,
Morty.
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This sap is primo .
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[ Both grunting ]
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[ Liquid sloshes ]
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[ Vines creak ]
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-Argh!
-Ah!
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-What the hell?
-Shit! Vines!
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[ Both grunting ]
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Locusts come
to harvest my bounty.
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Hey, giant ancient tree guy.
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Sorry. We thought
the sap was accountability free.
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Yeah, well, we're not locusts,
just a couple adventurers.
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Spacefarers.
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You consume your planets,
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then spread your sickness
to the stars.
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Nah. Nah, man.
We're clean, I promise.
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Yeah, yeah.
We just got tested,
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and I got a bit of
a soy allergy.
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I have a place
for animals like you.
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You will be reformed.
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Groaning ]
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What is...
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Water splashes ]
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...this?!
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Yeah, Morty.
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Not ideal.
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But I promise you,
the sap will be worth it.
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I had the craziest night
on this stuff a few weeks ago.
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}[ Electricity hisses ]
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I'm all wobbly, Rick.
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What the fuck's going on.
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{\an8}In the same position you are.
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{\an8}But I can guess that those roots
extracted the biological data
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{\an8}we think of as our minds
and reincarnated us as amoeba.
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{\an8}How do we get our
old bodies back?
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{\an8}Well,
that's the wrong question.
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{\an8}But it's the one all
new cellmates ask.
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{\an8}[ Laughs ] "Cellmates."
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We use humor to stay sane
in this place.
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Yes, sir.
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Many folks have tried
to raid this planet
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and ended up down here.
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Growth and rebirth.
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The ball and chain
around our ankles.
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{\an8}In here, a man can truly change.
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{\an8}But don't mistake that
for freedom.
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Give me your cytoplasm,
you limp-dick motherfucker!
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[ Yells ]
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[ Squish ]
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Argh!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Slurps ]
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[ Water splashes ]
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Huh.
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{\an8}Guess if you die,
you start over.
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{\an8}Good thing
we hadn't made much progress.
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{\an8}Try not to die, Morty.
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{\an8}Hello, my delicious friends.
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{\an8}He's multicellular now!
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{\an8}Back for
another helping?
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{\an8}Spawn-camping piece of shit!
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{\an8}[ Grunts, gurgles ]
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{\an8}Jesus!
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{\an8}Prison rules, Morty.
Get to the top of the food chain
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{\an8}or you're someone's dinner.
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{\an8}[ Grunts, slurps ]
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{\an8}Hey, get in here.
We need the nutrients.
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{\an8}[ Slurps ]
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{\an8}Oh, it's like salty tapioca.
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{\an8}If this place is dumb enough
to let us manipulate our DNA,
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{\an8}Morty, then we'll
just evolve our way out.
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{\an8}First step is fins.
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{\an8}Wait. How?
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{\an8}Mitosis, Morty.
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{\an8}Think really hard
about being your own daughter.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunting continues ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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Being a fish isn't so bad.
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Swimming is fun.
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I do like
how you're never thirsty.
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And the whole world's
your toilet.
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[ Both gasping ]
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Oh. Oh, air.
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[ Gasping ]
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So good.
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[ Strained ] So good.
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[ Snake hisses ]
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[ Animals growl ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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{\an8}Toughen up, Morty.
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{\an8}The primordial soup was
just the beginning.
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{\an8}We're in some kind of
hollow earth.
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{\an8}The reincarnation field
must be contained
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{\an8}within the warden's
root lattice.
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{\an8}If we escape to the surface,
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{\an8}we escape the cycle.
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Choking ]
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God damn it, Morty,
you're a lungfish.
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Use your lungs.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Water burbles ]
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[ Orb whirs ]
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[ Water splashes ]
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{\an8}Sorry.
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{\an8}You know how much willpower
it takes to drown yourself?
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W-What do you want
to try next?
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I got eight words for you...
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legs.
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This is great.
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We let our food come to us
and plan our next move.
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{\an8}Um. I think I'm stuck.
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{\an8}In our own web?
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{\an8}It's fine.
I'll use you and pull myself up.
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[ Stammers ] Don't!
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Damn it!
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{\an8}[ Chuckles ]
Not so fun, is it?
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{\an8}Eat shit!
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{\an8}I'm gonna!
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{\an8}Morty,
I'm gonna evolve wings,
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{\an8}and then I'm gonna
kill that guy.
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[ Water splashes ]
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Morty: Whoo-hoo!
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This is amazing, Rick.
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And really quick to get to.
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Birds are basically
small dinosaurs.
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{\an8}All right, Morty,
there's no thermals.
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So we've got to evolve really
specific wings to get up there.
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{\an8}Oh, you can't build us
mech suits yet.
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{\an8}Nah, birds can get
wherever they want,
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{\an8}but can't do anything
once they get there.
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{\an8}It's like astral projection.
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[ Squawks ]
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Oh, shit!
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he can get us down here,
too.
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}All right. Pretty obvious.
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{\an8}We gotta climb a tech tree
to climb the actual tree.
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{\an8}And we do that with...
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{\an8}Hands. Supple, grippy hands
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{\an8}and a pretty familiar version
of --
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{\an8}God, just go already.
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{\an8}Don't wait up!
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[ Imitating monkey squalls ]
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Um, this watering hole is
pretty tense.
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Pretty, um, ape heavy.
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Exactly.
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There's holes for apes only.
Clear out.
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Oh, we were just,
uh, drinking water.
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And using tools!
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Hey, look,
this guy's jerking off a stick
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with his rock
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He’s a stick stroker!
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I'm gonna end you, tool man.
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We, uh, we-we-we
we can move along.
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Argh!
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-[ Grunts ]
-[ Groans ]
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Oh, my God, Rick!
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Hey, what the fuck?
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Hey! Kill those monkeys
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slightly different than us.
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What are you doing, Rick?
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They started it. Domination
through technology, Morty.
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We're going apex.
This stick is your god!
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He's got a thing!
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[ Grunts ]
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Ri... Rick?
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{\an8}I'm doing this
for both of us.
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{\an8}I'll find you
when I find you.
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Guess he really did bail
on me.
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You lost, son?
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Oh. Oh, hey. Uh, please --
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Please don't kill me
for my cytoplasm.
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Oh, child,
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you've been trapped in
the cycle of violence too long.
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I don't know,
maybe you're right.
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I'm tired of fighting
all the time.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've seen countless souls
waste a billion lifetimes trying
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to bust out of here.
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But you can't fight
the cycle, son.
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You got to submit to it.
Serve nature.
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Is this where you kill me?
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Oh, you are traumatized.
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{\an8}♪♪
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Wow!
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Pollinating, building
little hexagon houses,
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feels good to do
something positive.
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All: Mm-hmm.
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You see?
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And I reckon the warden
likes it, too.
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What are you in for, Morty?
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I was a scout for an orc species
looking for planets to conquer.
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I was a scout
for a sludge species looking
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for planets to conquer.
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Well, I'm a touch different
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because I was a pod person
looking for planets to conquer.
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I was helping
my grandpa get sap.
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I assume it makes energy
or gets you high.
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I-I-I don't know.
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Aha. That adds up.
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He seems the type to be
locked in here, but you don't.
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Thank you!
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It's a... There's a...
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G-O-R...
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Should’ve... spelled... "ape."
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[ Water splashes ]
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On to the next one.
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Every cycle evolves
as closer to parole.
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[ Cheering ]
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Ohhhh, I'm so fucking wounded.
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Everyone follow my lead.
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Owwww.
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Your lead?
I'm the alpha.
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Dog, I'm the alpha.
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Easy prey here.
Easy pickings.
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Get em.
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Now!
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I'm the alpha.
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Omega!
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A hole? This isn't alpha at all.
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We're all betas now.
Come on, time to meet the boss.
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{\an8}♪♪
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Hey. I know usually I'd
be trying to eat you and all,
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but maybe Los Lobos in the herd.
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Hey!
No interspecies solidarity.
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{\an8}♪♪
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The wolves have
been incorporated, sir.
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All except for that one.
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I'm sorry for those things
I said about apes.
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More fermented berry mash.
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Right away, sir.
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It's time to climb this fucker.
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{\an8}♪♪
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[ Metal clangs ]
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[ Liquid hisses ]
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Listen up, pawns.
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We begin the task
of scaling this root.
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The root will kill you
if you touch it.
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You will go one at a time
for observation purposes.
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On, now.
261
00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,712
Kind of feel like I'm
being punished for my loyalty.
262
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,505
Lead by example,
Gorilla #3.
263
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:12,510
{\an8}♪♪
264
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:18,349
{\an8}♪♪
265
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,393
[ Gas hisses ]
266
00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,020
[ Groans ]
267
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,481
Gas 20 feet up.
268
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,024
Next!
269
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,195
[ Distant screams ]
270
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,239
[ Yells ]
271
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:37,452
{\an8}♪♪
272
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,828
You know what? Fine.
273
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,206
If we can't break out,
we break him.
274
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:48,213
{\an8}♪♪
275
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:54,719
{\an8}♪♪
276
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,055
[ Vines creak ]
277
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,641
Ugh!
278
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,394
{\an8}♪♪
279
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,730
[ Fire hisses ]
280
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,566
[ Thunder cracks ]
281
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:13,404
{\an8}♪♪
282
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,073
[ Grunts ]
283
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,409
[ Soft music plays ]
284
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,912
So we clean shit
from the ocean?
285
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,747
Ocean needs cleanin'.
286
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,543
And we shit in the ocean?
287
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,169
Ocean needs shittin'.
288
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,760
And we shit in the soil while
eating shit out of the soil?
289
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,304
You're pretty hung up on
the shit part of it, aren't you?
290
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:43,226
{\an8}♪♪
291
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,936
What's troubling you, son?
292
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,647
I mean, I like the
nonviolence, don't get me wrong.
293
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,691
And having a shell is fun,
294
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,026
but it just feels
like we're going in circles.
295
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,612
Well, that's what
a healthy ecosystem is.
296
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,364
Eventually, the warden
will notice
297
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,991
our piety and set us free.
298
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,827
Until then,
we find peace in here.
299
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,621
So a reformed prisoner
is someone
300
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,415
who doesn't want to leave
the prison?
301
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,125
See? You get it.
302
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,170
Oh, now you're probably
just hungry. Here.
303
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,088
I guess I don't want to eat,
whoever that is.
304
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,632
Now, son,
that's a vegetable.
305
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,843
No one picks being a vegetable,
306
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,096
you'd have to really give up
to be one of those.
307
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,808
Hey, uh, I think
I'm maybe gonna brave the rest
308
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,810
of this life alone.
309
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,604
Well,
you know where to find us.
310
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,147
We'll be eating shit.
311
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:36,529
{\an8}♪♪
312
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,698
[ Water thuds ]
313
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,784
[ Sighs ]
314
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,578
[ Grunts ]
315
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:47,040
{\an8}♪♪
316
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,166
Hmm.
317
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:53,379
{\an8}♪♪
318
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,422
Oh.
319
00:11:54,505 --> 00:12:00,428
{\an8}♪♪
320
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:05,808
{\an8}♪♪
321
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,519
{\an8}[ Shivering ]
322
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:15,443
{\an8}♪♪
323
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,320
[ Laughing ]
324
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:25,620
{\an8}♪♪
325
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:33,878
{\an8}♪♪
326
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,296
[ Farts ]
327
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:40,218
{\an8}♪♪
328
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,427
{\an8}[ Farts ]
329
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:48,226
{\an8}♪♪
330
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:54,774
{\an8}♪♪
331
00:12:54,857 --> 00:13:01,572
{\an8}♪♪
332
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:08,329
{\an8}♪♪
333
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,664
[ Grunts ]
334
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,041
{\an8}♪♪
335
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,295
[ Gasps ] Sun! Real sun!
336
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,088
[ Snoring ]
337
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,091
Oh, great Warden! I did it!
I figured it out!
338
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,927
The goal is to be a plant,
like you!
339
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,804
Oh...
340
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,804
Whoa.
341
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,848
So many nutrients in the soil
up here.
342
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,391
Y-Yes.
[ Clears throat ]
343
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,729
The life cycles of
the guilty provide nourishment.
344
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,063
Oh.
345
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,732
But that's
more of a byproduct
346
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,734
than the point of all this,
right?
347
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,695
[ Chuckles ]
348
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,157
So I-I live up here now?
349
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,452
Oh, uh,
this is my spot.
350
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,872
Okay, I-I ca-- I can go
find my own planet.
351
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,999
Ahhh.
352
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,544
You would kinda need to be
a spacefarer for that.
353
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,129
And I don't like those.
354
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,923
But now you know
how cool it is to be a tree.
355
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,925
Oh.
356
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,925
Boink!
357
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:10,391
{\an8}♪♪
358
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:17,315
{\an8}♪♪
359
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,109
Okay, we have that
bronze post-mortem in 10,
360
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,321
followed by the all hands
on opposable thumbs.
361
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,656
[ Whistle! ]
362
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,408
[ Thud! ]
363
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,995
I'll reschedule.
364
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,790
Look who it is.
365
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,416
You don't have to do this,
man.
366
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,543
The system's rigged. H-He
wants us fighting each other.
367
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,546
Sounds like I'm on the
right side of history.
368
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,546
Morty!
369
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,048
[ Grunting ]
370
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,549
Alright, Morty,
let's shake a leg.
371
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,926
When he respawns
in a second,
372
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,427
he's not gonna be
any less annoying.
373
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,845
Rick?!
Is this a coincidence?
374
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,555
Y-You died
at the same time as me?
375
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,265
I saw everything,
buddy.
376
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,683
You beat the system,
then the system beat back.
377
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,560
Ugh!
He's -- He's evil, Rick!
378
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,396
He's feeding off the cycle
of death!
379
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,481
W-We're all just mulch!
380
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,608
Damn.
Pretty diabolical tree.
381
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,152
I don't wanna be mulch!
I wanna go home!
382
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,570
We have to stop killing
each other!
383
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,197
We will, buddy.
384
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,074
No more death now.
That's what feeds the tree.
385
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,535
I'm back!
[ Grunts ]
386
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,454
After that.
Now let's go.
387
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,209
NAAAAAAAAAAAANTS
ingonyamaaaaa bagithi baba...
388
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,961
[ Coughs ]
389
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,671
Thanks for indulging me.
390
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,674
I'm not in the form of a lion,
but I did want to sing the song.
391
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,634
Hello, inmates.
392
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,634
[ Booing ]
393
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,636
Okay, I deserve that.
394
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,096
But I have something to say.
395
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,306
{\an8}You expect us
to listen to you?!
396
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:36,394
No, I expect you
to listen to Morty.
397
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,647
The Warden seems wise and stoic,
but he's just a big tree.
398
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,607
Which means we can starve him
out!
399
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,943
It's a hunger strike!
But for him.
400
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,321
We'll all live peacefully
in a contained system.
401
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,657
So instead of escaping,
402
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,326
we'll live in a smaller,
shittier prison?
403
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,327
I didn't say shittier!
404
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,829
Gorilla 3, is that you?
405
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,582
It's Hyena 3 now.
I got a new job.
406
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,000
Seems like
a lateral step.
407
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,127
Th-Think of it more
as a biodome.
408
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,838
You've spent a million
lifetimes being dogs and fish.
409
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,632
It won't kill you
to spend one lifetime on this.
410
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,344
Hopefully nothing will kill you.
That's the point of the strike.
411
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,472
[ All murmuring ]
412
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:17,894
{\an8}♪♪
413
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,522
Oh, this was a mistake.
414
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,522
What? This looks great!
415
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,192
Then again,
I am a bat.
416
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,027
Welcome to ME!
417
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,695
Combined with Morty's
plant-based livin',
418
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,697
we should all age
pretty gracefully.
419
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,616
All he needs from you is...
420
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,201
Hey. Mornin'.
421
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,703
Shittin' hard
or hardly shittin'?
422
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,703
[ Laughs ]
423
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,955
Ya know, when they pitched me
on this herbivore diet,
424
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,541
I was skeptical,
but then I tried the pizza.
425
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,502
[ Both laugh ]
426
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:49,842
{\an8}♪♪
427
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:57,350
{\an8}♪♪
428
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:04,690
{\an8}♪♪
429
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:11,822
{\an8}♪♪
430
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,574
I need 34 bruschettas,
all day.
431
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,034
Yes, Chimp!
432
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,870
And you laugh
at all my jokes.
433
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:21,165
It's true, it's true.
434
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,167
I led us all down here
with the expressed purpose
435
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,169
of killing our tree
warden overlord,
436
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,380
which I remind you is
still our goal.
437
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,173
He should actually be
pretty weak by now.
438
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,093
However, I knew we were putting
down roots,
439
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,095
but never imagined
love would bloom.
440
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,222
What doesn't bloom
down here?
441
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,598
[ Laughter ]
442
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,268
Ha ha ha, congratulations!
443
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,770
Hyena 3 and Sheep,
you may now --
444
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,565
Okay, already doing it.
Hot.
445
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,858
[ Cheering ]
446
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,278
Ho-ho, let's par-tay!
447
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:54,365
[ Cheering ]
448
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,786
Ohhh.
449
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,623
I'm so...hungry.
450
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,377
Wh-What's happening down there?
451
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:12,008
Hey! Start killing each other!
452
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,304
Hello? Anybody?
453
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:20,141
Oh, you little fuckers
are gonna get it now!
454
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,446
"Get bent."
455
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,574
Get bent?
Little toothless.
456
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,825
Not that I can beat it.
457
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,243
Now!
458
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,787
Aaaaah!
459
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,748
[ Grunting ]
460
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:48,502
{\an8}♪♪
461
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,963
It's working. He's too weak
to get us with his vines!
462
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,466
Good thing, too,
I didn't anticipate how old
463
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,177
and pacified our forces would be
by the time this plan worked.
464
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,471
Come on, Hyena 3,
marriage made ya soft.
465
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,474
Leave him alone!
466
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,474
You were always a toxic boss!
467
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,060
[ Grunts ]
468
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,646
It's working! Phase 2 now!
469
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:12,818
{\an8}♪♪
470
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:18,949
{\an8}♪♪
471
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,076
Pull!
472
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,952
[ All grunting ]
473
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,496
{\an8}♪♪
474
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,705
No!
475
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,084
This planet was
my retirement!
476
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,794
Say it with me, animals!
477
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,296
All: Timber!
478
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,967
{\an8}♪♪
479
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:43,391
[ Weakly ] Doesn't anybody hate
anybody anymore?
480
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,895
Hey, birds, don't snakes
always eat your eggs?
481
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,438
Don't --
Don't fall for that.
482
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,858
Come on.
Someone's gotta have a grudge.
483
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,860
This is too reformed!
484
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,154
Oh, did we evolve
too much?
485
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,492
I-I actually have
deep respect for spacefarers.
486
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,537
Parked your ships all nice
and neat up there.
487
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,499
If it makes you feel
any better,
488
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,252
I didn't steal anything
from the glove boxes!
489
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:17,717
No! I'm dying!
Plants rule...
490
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,428
[ Cheering ]
491
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,599
{\an8}So...that --
that's it, then?
492
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,478
I kinda thought we'd be returned
to our original bodies.
493
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,440
No, no, no, no, we will.
We all just gotta believe.
494
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,025
Yeah, we all just gotta
close our eyes.
495
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:38,988
{\an8}Mm, okay.
You guys got us this far.
496
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,956
{\an8}I don't feel anything.
Is it happening?
497
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,624
Oh, it totally is.
498
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,085
Ya gotta -- Ya gotta
keep those eyes tight, though.
499
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,545
{\an8}You sound farther away.
500
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,131
Ohh! My leaf became a hand!
It's working!
501
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,924
{\an8}Hope that happens
to me.
502
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,135
Rick: Whoa! Yeah! Ohhhh.
503
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,139
Oh, ho, oh, it's so magical.
504
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,977
{\an8}Interesting how it happened
to them first.
505
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,813
-Yeah!
-Hoo, hoo, hoo!
506
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,567
[ Both sigh ]
507
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,195
Where have you two been
all day?
508
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,489
Nunya.
509
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,489
What's that? Biology?
510
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,658
I think I know a thing
or two about that.
511
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:27,995
Nope.
512
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:35,836
{\an8}♪♪
513
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:43,677
{\an8}♪♪
514
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:51,477
{\an8}♪♪
515
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:59,360
{\an8}♪♪
516
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,157
Op! Excuse us.
517
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,157
Huh.
518
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,368
Dude.
519
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,368
That was totally Hyena #3.
520
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,078
Guess people got out,
huh?
521
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,580
That is not
how I pictured him looking.
522
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,123
Thanks, hon.
523
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,335
This might sound crazy, but do
you know who I think I just saw?
524
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,379
Was it the old man and boy
who saved us from prison
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but also left us trapped
in our animal bodies?
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You always fucking
step on my stories.
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