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"Zombie attack"?
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Never works. They don't take orders.
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"Blood rain"? Ew. Mess up my suit.
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Ha. No, thank you.
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"Demon caterpillars"? Snap!
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There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family.
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It's not enough to harm 'em.
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I need to take somethin' from 'em,
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Somethin' that will give me ultimate power.
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Wait, of course!
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It's perfect.
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You've gone too far this time, Ducktective.
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Welcome to a world of mystery--
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Stan Pines?
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The tax collector! You found me!
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Uhh!
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Which one of these is the trap door?
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Mr. Pines...
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I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest,
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And you are our big winner!
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Heh?
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My one and only dream,
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Which was to possess money, has come true!
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We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!
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I'm gonna buy a talking horse!
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Just sign here for the money.
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You bet!
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Uhh! Ha!
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Stanford, you fool!
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You just signed over the mystery shack to widdle ol' me!
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Achacha cha cha
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liddle ol' me.
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Ah, might wanna take another look there.
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"The shack is hereby signed over to...
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Suck a lemon, little man."
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Ahhh ha-ha-ha!
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Uhh! How dare you!
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I am not a threat to be taken lightly!
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Unh unh!
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Come here, hon, I need your arms.
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I'll get you, Stanford Pines.
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Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right.
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Should be fun. My favorite part's the theme song.
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Little guy to black space nine.
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It's a "Pawn," That's not your color,
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And stop stealing the tiny horses.
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They like it better in here.
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Don't you, babies?
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And... Checkmate!
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What? Boo!
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Ohh! Dipper wins again!
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Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar?
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The lady one. I got it.
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Thanks, but Mabel's taller.
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What? No, she's not.
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We're the same height. We've always been.
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Better check again, dude.
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Yup. She's got exactly one millimeter on you.
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What?! Whoa...
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Don't you see what's happening, Dipper?
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This millimeter is just the beginning.
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I'm evolving into the superior sibling.
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Bigger...
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Stronger...
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Like some kind of alpha twin.
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Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
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C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters.
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It only makes you taller than me in Canada.
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You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother.
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Who knew I already had one!
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Hahaha! Yeah!
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I was awoken by the sound of mockery.
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Where is it?
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Show me the object of ridicule!
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I'm taller than Dipper. By one millimeter!
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Hey, hey. Don't get...Short with your sister.
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Hahahahah!
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Now, Grunkle Stan...
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I hope you don't think...Little of him!
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Haha! Yeah! And, and, uh...
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He's short!
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Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
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Dudes, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit.
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Hah! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now!
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Ahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahhaha!
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No, I didn't mean that.
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Dipper will forget.
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He's got a--3-2-1...
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Short-term memory!
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Hahah! Hahah!
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Pow! We are on fire!
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Ow...Ooh... That's...Aww...
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I high-five hard.
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Ugh... Stupid Mabel.
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I'm not short!
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Unh. Unh. Oh, come on!
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Unh. Unh.
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There's gotta be some way to get taller.
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Let's see...
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"Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels
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"Have led me to believe
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"There are height-altering properties
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hidden deep within the forest."
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Hmm...
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Unh! Whoa!
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Ohh ow ow oh ow ow.
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Ugh.
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Ohh.
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Whoa.
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Huh?
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huh!
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Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective?
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Perspective! Perspective! Aah!
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Oof! Hahaha!
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It still hurts, but less!
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Whoa.
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What the heck.
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Unh.
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Smaller.
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Bigger.
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Too big!
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I've been buying big clothes.
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I'll grow into them.
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Hey, guys. Notice anything different about me?
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Holy hot sauce!
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You've grown an extra millimeter!
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Wha-wha-whhaaat?
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What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.
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Eh, mine happened first.
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I'm gonna be taller in the end.
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It's science, Dipper.
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What? But we're the same height now.
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Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
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Oh, yeah?
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Something tells me I've
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got another growth spurt coming on right now.
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Give it up, Dipper.
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What happened!?
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You know... Puberty and stuff.
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It doesn't make any sense!
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Just a second ago you were-- wait a minute.
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This is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it?
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Was it a wizard or something?
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There's a wizard in this closet,
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Isn't there? Isn't there? What? No!
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You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet?
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You're telling me that if I open this door right now--
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Fine! Open it!
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An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?
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Oy. You.
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Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.
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Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super termites.
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Hand over the deed to your property
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Or I'll smash this jar with a bat
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And they'll devour the shack with you inside.
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Hey, what's that? Huh?
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oh, no!
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Aaahh! Get it off!
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Ha ha ha! Hey, soos, get in here!
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I wanna take pictures of this!
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You may have won the battle,
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But mark my words, Stanford,
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Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna to find it.
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Aaughh! My hair!
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Does he only respond to incantations?
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Expecto wizarium!
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Wizzle... Wizar...
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It's not a wizard!
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I grew myself using this magic flashlight!
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Let me see that thing!
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Auugh!
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I'll be back for you later!
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Ahhh! Oof!
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Whoa! Huh?
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Huh? Uhh. Huh?
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Aah!
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It's okay. It can shrink things, too.
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Normal-hand-karate-chop!
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Hey!
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Aaaaagh!
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Wha?!
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Ohhh!
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Hey, give it back!
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Whoa! Never!
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Curse the pines family!
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Curse stan! Curse dipper!
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Curse....
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My, my,
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What delightful manner of doohickery is this?
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Maybe he didn't see us use it
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And doesn't know it's a magic flashlight
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That can grow and shrink things.
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Really?
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Click. Boop. Hoo hoo.
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No, no, no, no!!!
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Aah! Aah!
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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
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Friends, I wish I was a highway
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so I could have the honor of being rode upon
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by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er.
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Engine possum at no extra charge.
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I want that thar car!
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Yeah, me, too!
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Say there, son, what's in the jar?
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That's my widdle secret!
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Ahh!
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Mouth-breathing fools.
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Mother.
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You two.
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What-- what are you going to do with us?
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Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head.
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If you agree to be my queen!
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We live in a democracy.
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And never!
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Maybe you'll change your mind after this.
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No! I will fight you until the day I...
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gummy koalas!
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As for you, boy...
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Tell me,
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How exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm?
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Did somebody tell you about it?
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Did you read about it somewhere?
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Lean closer and I'll tell you.
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well, don't mind if I--
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aah!
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Grrr!
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I could squash you right now!!
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Steel yourself, Gideon.
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You can use them.
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You can use them.
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Soos, this maze of mirrors is your best idea
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that I'm taking credit for yet!
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We're gonna make a fortune!
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My ears always been this big?
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I'm comin'!
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One day...
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Stanford Pines.
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Listen to me very closely, I have your niece and nephew.
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Hand over the deed to the mystery shack right now
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Or great harm will befall them.
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This is Gideon, by the way.
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Oh, yeah. This has gotta be your worst plot yet.
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They're fine.
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I saw them playing in the yard minutes ago.
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I have them in my possession.
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You don't believe me?!
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I will text you a photo.
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"Text" me a "photo"?
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Now you're not even speaking English.
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But--
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Hello? Hello?!
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Gahhhh!
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Aah.
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What am I doing?
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I don't need ransom. I have this!
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I'll shrink Stan and take the shack for myself!
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You'll all be helpless to stop me.
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And if any of you step out of line... Smash!
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Gideon!
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The ice cream truck is here!
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Oh! Coming! Hehehe!
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Guard them, cheekums.
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I'm coming!
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We got to get out of here and save Stan.
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I know!
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I will see you later.
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Ok, how are we going to do this?
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Gideon's got magic and like a zillion inches on us.
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On the bright side, at least we're finally the same height again.
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Actually...
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You're still taller?!
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Argh! How did this happen?
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I guess it's another mystery.
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Just another reason we gotta get that flashlight back.
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Cheekums, to freedom!
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To freedom!
277
00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:58,509
Ohh!
278
00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:01,246
You're just a big ol' dummy-dum!
279
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,582
I have a plan.
280
00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:21,236
Clean me!
281
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,206
Father, could you give widdle ol' me
282
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,177
a "wide" to the mystery shack?
283
00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:27,546
Ohhh, I'd love to, sugar pie,
284
00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:31,255
But I have a heck of a lot of cars to sell, I do.
285
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:35,126
No, no! Don't tickle me!
286
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,428
No!
287
00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:39,330
Never! Never tickle me!
288
00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:40,330
What have I told you?
289
00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:41,498
What have I-- look at me.
290
00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:42,566
What have I told you?
291
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,170
Tickling is no laughing matter.
292
00:13:45,204 --> 00:13:46,405
There we go.
293
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,143
Do you still need a ride?
294
00:13:48,177 --> 00:13:49,579
I'll just take the bus!
295
00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:51,481
Raah!
296
00:13:51,516 --> 00:13:52,616
Hyah!
297
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:56,222
Precious memories.
298
00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,325
Just keep vacuuming... Just keep vacuuming.
299
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,493
C'mon! Uhh.
300
00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:08,235
We need to get higher.
301
00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:10,501
Yeah, especially you 'cause you're short.
302
00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,169
Mabel! Up there.
303
00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:16,475
Uhh. Unh.
304
00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:19,479
What cute little thing are you off to,
305
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:22,181
You cute little cutey-face?
306
00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:26,286
I'm going to annihilate my archenemy's entire family!
307
00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:29,125
Ohh! Okay!
308
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,393
Yaayyy.
309
00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:35,501
He's heading to shrink Stan!
310
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,569
Oh, flying discount dollar,
311
00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:40,440
If only you could fly us back to the mystery shack.
312
00:14:40,474 --> 00:14:42,310
Maybe it can.
313
00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:45,315
Oh! Oh!
314
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,487
My sky-high prices!
315
00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:52,556
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
316
00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:54,225
Down there!
317
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:55,460
Uhh. Uhh.
318
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,597
Yay! Whoo!
319
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,530
To the mystery shack!
320
00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,329
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
321
00:15:02,363 --> 00:15:05,264
Yeah! Yeah!
322
00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,573
We're just in time.
323
00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,342
But how are we going to stop him?
324
00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:15,543
Aah! Shoo! Aah! Aah! Ow, ow.
325
00:15:17,513 --> 00:15:19,449
Leave that to Mabel!
326
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:27,158
I'm comin' for ya, Stanford-- ohh!
327
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,295
I'm sorry, gummy friend!
328
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,463
It's for the greater good.
329
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,266
Ow! One of those infernal gummy koalas
330
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,501
Has gotten into my perfect hair!
331
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,169
Ew! Aw!
332
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,306
I can't defeat Stan looking like this!
333
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:44,312
Unh. Whoo! Ha. Whoo-ee!
334
00:15:44,346 --> 00:15:46,415
Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you.
335
00:15:46,449 --> 00:15:47,617
Okay-- wait.
336
00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:50,189
You're gonna grow us back to the equal height, right?
337
00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:51,558
Dipper, that doesn't matter right now!
338
00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:54,162
Well, if it doesn't matter, then why don't you just do it?
339
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:56,164
Aah! Why are you acting so weird?
340
00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:59,235
Why can't you just accept that I'm a little bit taller than you?
341
00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:00,436
Oh, I'm acting weird?!
342
00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:03,408
You're the one who keeps calling me names and stuff!
343
00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:05,377
Oh, what? You mean like little--
344
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:06,377
Don't say it!
345
00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:08,112
Little Dipper.
346
00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:09,546
aah!
347
00:16:09,581 --> 00:16:12,148
I daresay you would have defeated me,
348
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:15,250
If it wasn't for your sibling bickering!
349
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:21,124
Aah! The shack is mine, stanford pines!
350
00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,559
No!
351
00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:26,389
Well, well, Stanford,
352
00:16:26,389 --> 00:16:28,322
It appears I've finally gotten the best of--
353
00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:30,323
- Huh? - What?
354
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:34,126
All right, something's definitely different here.
355
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,128
Uhh! Ohh!
356
00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,133
Whoa! Whoa!
357
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,302
Tell me where Stan is!
358
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:40,307
Never! You'll never find Stan.
359
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:42,176
On the second door to the left down the hall.
360
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,379
Uh, wait, why did I say that?
361
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:48,319
Stanford, I'm coming for ya!
362
00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,223
Pffft!
363
00:16:53,258 --> 00:16:56,056
I guess I kinda Soosed that one up, didn't I?
364
00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:57,189
It's not your fault, soos.
365
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,356
I'm the guy who put together that shrinking device.
366
00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:00,524
I guess it's just...
367
00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:03,396
You kept teasing me, Mabel. Like, all day.
368
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,066
What was that all about?
369
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:07,436
I guess it's that...
370
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,206
You're better than me at like everything.
371
00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,443
And you always rub it in my face.
372
00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:16,283
Chess, checkers, ping pong.
373
00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:21,323
I guess I finally felt like I was winning at something for once.
374
00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:24,425
Aw, man, now I feel like a big jerk.
375
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,294
Don't you mean... A little jerk?
376
00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:28,295
Ohh!
377
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,401
All right, I walked into that one.
378
00:17:31,436 --> 00:17:32,470
Are we cool?
379
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:34,074
We're cool.
380
00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:35,110
Am I cool?
381
00:17:35,144 --> 00:17:36,246
You're cool, soos.
382
00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:37,316
Yes!
383
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,154
Stanford!
384
00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:43,489
Oh, hi, Gideon!
385
00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:46,225
I've been looking for someone to try out my new mirror maze.
386
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,258
Then again, you're an idiot.
387
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,160
That's the end of the sentence.
388
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,295
You come back here!
389
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,233
Try and find me, twerp. Ha ha ha!
390
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,399
Unh!
391
00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:59,101
Let's get that flashlight before Gideon gets Stan.
392
00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:02,205
There it is!
393
00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:09,010
Whoa, his hair's so shiny.
394
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,045
No! Don't look directly at it!
395
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,080
This neck is really squishy.
396
00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,179
Hey, look! I'm making fat angels!
397
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:17,048
Ew! Termites!
398
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,320
Tell my story!
399
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,321
Ohh.
400
00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:26,025
Hey, there you are!
401
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,362
Thought you could get away from me, eh, corn chip?
402
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,509
Ehhhh! Oh! Oh!
403
00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:42,042
Aah! Uhh!
404
00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:46,342
Ah ha ha ha!
405
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,043
No!
406
00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:49,378
Hey, watch the merchandise!
407
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,316
You little troll!
408
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,085
These mirrors cost me ten--
409
00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,386
I mean, uh, twenty-- five-- five hundred--
410
00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:03,520
Five hundred dollars each.
411
00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:05,221
And you're paying for all of 'em!
412
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,288
Au contraire,
413
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:08,156
It'll be you who pays.
414
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,289
Grunkle Stan is doomed!
415
00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:11,764
Not completely doomed! To his armpit!
416
00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:12,730
Uh-uh.
417
00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:14,565
Just...Unh, c'mon!
418
00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:16,934
Whoa, what is that thing?
419
00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:20,806
Finally, after all these years, after every humiliation!
420
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,909
Your business, your family, everything will finally be mine!
421
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,843
You have no one to protect you now!
422
00:19:25,878 --> 00:19:29,543
Prepare for the wrath of Gideon glee...
423
00:19:29,577 --> 00:19:30,843
Gideon glee..
424
00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:38,513
Uh, I don't even know how to respond to this.
425
00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:39,714
Hee hee, no!
426
00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,583
stop it!
427
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:42,818
Look, uh, kid.
428
00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:44,886
I think this rivalry thing is getting to you.
429
00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:46,621
Ha. I understand.
430
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:48,756
I mean, I'm a formidable foe, what can I say.
431
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,891
No--ah hahahahah!
432
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:52,956
Hey, now. Come on.
433
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,756
You'll get me one of these days.
434
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,623
Maybe, you know, run your evil plan
435
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:58,658
by some friends next time, huh?
436
00:19:58,692 --> 00:19:59,759
Workshop it.
437
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:02,663
But first get your issues in order there.
438
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,702
Get...Up, up.
439
00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:09,636
Over the carpet, there we go.
440
00:20:09,671 --> 00:20:10,803
Uhh. Around the end table,
441
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,503
And, uh, out the door.
442
00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:13,671
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
443
00:20:14,974 --> 00:20:17,541
My light...
444
00:20:17,576 --> 00:20:20,543
You're the light of my life, too, pal.
445
00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:22,513
Whoo! Freak show.
446
00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:26,617
After you.
447
00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:29,755
It's okay. You can go first if you want-- whoa!
448
00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:39,728
Hey! You let me keep my extra millimeter.
449
00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:40,730
You earned it.
450
00:20:40,764 --> 00:20:42,968
Ah, thanks, "Little brother"--
451
00:20:43,002 --> 00:20:44,003
Stop it.
452
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,006
I guess we should destroy this thing.
453
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,877
You know, so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands and junk.
454
00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:52,649
Seems like the smart thing to do.
455
00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:53,685
Unh!
456
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,689
Die, die!
457
00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,860
There you dudes are!
458
00:20:57,895 --> 00:20:59,962
I been tryin' to get your attention!
459
00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:03,564
Glue. Lots of glue.
460
00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:07,830
Oh, son, don't you mind that Stanford Pines.
461
00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:10,567
You'll get your revenge one of these days.
462
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,936
No! It's not just about revenge!
463
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,571
I want that shack. The physical building.
464
00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:17,739
But why?
465
00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:22,611
Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine.
466
00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:25,781
Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream?
467
00:21:25,816 --> 00:21:27,516
Did you pick out all the nuts?
468
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:28,516
Mm-hmm.
469
00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:29,517
Ah!
470
00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:33,886
Lil' more?
471
00:21:36,589 --> 00:21:37,890
That's good.
472
00:21:40,027 --> 00:21:41,927
Mr. Pines,
473
00:21:41,961 --> 00:21:43,930
I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest
474
00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:46,734
And you are our big winner!
475
00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:51,675
I guess we'll have to give the prize to our runner-up winner...
476
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,776
Fiddleford H. McGucket?
477
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,605
How would you like ten million dollars?
478
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,576
It's my dream come true!
479
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,610
Hahaha!
480
00:22:04,613 --> 00:22:06,581
Cross this town off our list.
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