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Hey, are Frank and Sherry still going to
meet us at Constance's this weekend?
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Last time I talked with Frank, he said
that they'd be there as usual.
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Well, that's good. At least somebody
still cares that we're going to show up
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someplace.
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Honey, you sound like a jaded city girl.
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There are plenty of people who care what
happens to us.
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Yeah, but not like they do.
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I think you're just excited to see them
again.
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I am.
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I'm so glad you guys could come. I've
missed you.
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Well,
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so they're here yet?
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They're upstairs putting their things
away.
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Hey, you guys.
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All right.
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What's up, brother? All right, man.
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Well,
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you all know where your rooms are at.
Why don't you put your things away and
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come meet me for drinks in the parlor?
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I want to hear all your latest news.
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Give me that bag, brother. Come on.
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And the man can't understand why his
wife won't stop looking at me.
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Of course, I can't explain to him that
it's because I'd just seen his wife out
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back kissing the bartender.
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And here I thought you were going to
tell me you were the one doing the
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kissing. Oh, hell no. I love Sherry like
no one's business.
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Furthermore, Sherry wouldn't have liked
this woman, and I personally couldn't
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kiss a woman my wife wouldn't kiss
herself.
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So have you guys ever been with another
woman?
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Is that a fantasy of yours I detect,
Tom?
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Sure.
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Frank's too, I bet.
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Yeah, we joked about it, but Sherry
probably would.
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It's just that she'd have to trust the
woman like a sister, and up to this
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point, no one like that has, well,
jumped into bed with us.
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So tell me the truth, Constance.
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Have you and your wives ever fooled
around in college?
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Well...
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Honey, you know you're not supposed to
ask questions you really don't want to
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know the answers to.
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A better question would be, are we
fooling around now?
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And that answer would unfortunately be
no.
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Oh, I've missed you all so much.
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I don't know what the three of you were
like in college, but you must have been
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pretty extraordinary to have turned out
the way you did.
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Oh, Frank, you always remind me what
it's like to be 18 again, and I do
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appreciate that.
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It's too bad nothing's going on anymore,
isn't it?
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I think you want Frank for the weekend.
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Well, he is masculine, don't you think?
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And I've been wanting to be adventurous
again.
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He's a good choice.
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But I thought that since Sherry married
him.
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Well, there is that.
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Sherry married Frank and I married Tom.
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A little inescapable, isn't it?
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What's inescapable?
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The fact that you want Tom as much as
Nicole wants Frank.
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My God, is there no subtlety in you?
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What's the point?
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I see what I see.
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I would never presume. Don't be
ridiculous.
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Neither of you would.
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But would you like to?
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Have you ever heard of a little game
called Switch?
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I've never said that.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, shoot.
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Frank, would you help me bring some more
wine from the kitchen?
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At your service, madame.
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Now, this is a fine wine collection.
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Wine is a passion of mine, and I love to
drink fine vintages.
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Sounds like a good excuse to keep a man
around the house.
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Another passion of mine.
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Constance?
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How come you never have your own date
when we come over to visit?
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Because I always kick them out for the
weekend so that I can spend some time
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with my favorite girlfriends.
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And the three of you together make a
fine sight.
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I'm going to be perfectly blunt with
you.
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Because I can.
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And because your wife is one of my
oldest friends.
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I think you want to sleep with Nicole.
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Oh.
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I know how much you love Sherry, but
I've seen you watching Nicole.
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Watching and wanting.
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Nicole is one of the most elegant and
sophisticated women I've ever known and
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carries herself like a princess.
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And you want her.
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And I want to touch her soft skin every
time she walks by just to check to make
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sure she's a real flesh and blood woman.
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How long have you had these thoughts?
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A lot.
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Ten years.
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Would you sleep with her if you could
get away with it?
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Me too.
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Nicole is an extraordinary woman.
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You know, I have an idea.
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And you never know where to hit them.
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What took you two so long?
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Constance was just telling me stories
about the two of you in college.
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No, she wasn't. Those would have been
stories about Nicole.
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Damn it. A fuse keeps tripping and
knocking out all the lights on this side
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of the house.
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Tom, would you come to the fuse box with
me so we can turn these back on?
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Oh, of course. Anything I can do.
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Let's have a drink in the dark.
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Okay.
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Where's that corkscrew?
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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See, not difficult at all.
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But the electrician can't get out here
till Monday.
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Thank you for your help, Tom.
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Anytime.
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Wait, Tom.
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I need to ask you something.
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Sure, anything.
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I've seen the way you look at Sherry.
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I know how much you love Nicole.
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But you want to sleep with Sherry, don't
you?
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Nicole and Sherry are my best friends,
and I would never do anything to hurt
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them. You know that, don't you?
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Yes. As their best friend, I also see
things that most people wouldn't know
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what to look for.
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Like the fact that you're attracted to
Sherry, and you wonder what she would be
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like in bed.
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Yes, I do, but I wouldn't jeopardize my
marriage over it.
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What if it wouldn't jeopardize anything?
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Well, you know, the lights always go out
around here.
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And you and Frank are...
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roughly the same size.
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Great. What's he have to do with it?
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Everything.
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You have to be partners in this if the
switch is to work.
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What do you have in mind?
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You know, coming to this place always
reminds me of going on vacation.
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All this fresh air makes me feel so
sexy.
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Oh, damn it.
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Just cut my finger.
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Oh, baby, you know what? I think I have
some bandages in my bag. Run it under
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cold water until I come back, okay?
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Oh, shit, not again.
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You take such good care of me, baby.
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I'm going to go check on the power.
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Will you bring me back a glass of water?
Water, sure.
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I'll be waiting.
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Are you sure you want to go through with
this? Yeah.
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You got everything?
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Towel? Towel, check.
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Band-aid? Band-aid, check.
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Let's do it.
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Switch.
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Where are you going?
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The bathroom.
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I'm getting some more water. You want
anything?
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Mm-mm.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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That was amazing.
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It was the best sex of my life.
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What's wrong, baby?
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Nothing. I'm just exhausted.
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Baby, that's the best love I've ever
had.
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I'll take more of that any time you want
to give it.
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Did Joyce say anything when you got back
to the room?
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No.
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You what?
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No. Nothing.
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Really?
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No, she just went to sleep.
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Huh.
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I don't sleep well, gentlemen.
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Frank, Tom, we need to talk.
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We wanted a sexual adventure.
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And they can't hide anything from me.
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She saw right through us.
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I described a little game of switch.
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So last night we switched drones and the
power went out.
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And you both were wonderful.
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And now I have a little secret of my
own.
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The boys also switched.
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What?
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You mean I had sex with my own wife last
night? You sure did.
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It's perfect.
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I mean, I was worried, honey, last night
when you told me it was the best sex
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you'd ever had. I'm just glad it was
with me.
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Last night was the best sex I've ever
had in my life.
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Thank you, Tom.
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No offense to your best friend, but I
only want you in my bed.
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It's perfect, because you're the only
man for me.
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