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Hi, I'm Ken Thompson, and I'm not going
to beg you to vote for me this Thursday.
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Because this Thursday, you are going to
make a choice.
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You're going to choose the candidate who
cares about what you care about.
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Family. The future.
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Cycle length.
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And hope.
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So this Thursday, please, please, choose
me.
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Candles.
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Okay, peasants, let's chew up here.
Chew.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Come meet your lived-in candidate.
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Oh, yes. Hello, nice to meet you.
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Who will you be voting for on Thursday?
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Oh, I always vote for the handsomest
candidates.
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What about a little kiss?
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Oh. Why not?
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Jesus Christ.
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That's a lovely kiss.
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Make sure you remember to vote now.
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Hello, everyone.
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Just handshakes. Oh, look at Kenny.
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He's a born politician, and it's thanks
to me.
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You're a guardian angel to that strange
family.
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Yeah, I am the best thing that ever
happened to them.
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Look, it's the news people.
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Nice to meet you. How are you? Hello.
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We're just going to mic you up. OK,
yeah.
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You cool?
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Cool as ice.
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So, let's get going.
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OK. I'm here with the local Lib Dem
candidate, Ken Thompson.
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Howdy. Howdy.
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Fat man!
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Fat man! He's a really fat man! So,
everyone's talking about the radio
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debate on Thursday. Fat man! The
Conservative candidate has got a
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fearsome reputation.
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Bring it on, is what I say. Fat man! Fat
man!
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She's being naughty.
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So, Ken, one of the subjects which I
know is very close to your heart is
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cycle lanes.
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At the Liberal Democrats, we are
passionate about cycle lanes, but we are
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passionate about the causes of cycle
lanes.
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Mate, I'm so sorry.
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I'm just trying to focus here, so could
you... How dare you tell me how to
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parent my child? He's expressing
himself, aren't you, Whippers?
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Shut up, Dan. He's a fat man!
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Fat man!
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Do you know what? I think we should
probably leave it.
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I'm going to do this another time when
there's not so much lovely expressing
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going on, all right? Shall we leave it
there?
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What's your problem, Sammy?
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Well, thank you. No, look.
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Don't come there. It's just... That's
quite difficult for me.
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Horrible. He was, wasn't he?
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Dobby little wanker.
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Wanker. Oh, God. I love English slang.
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Dobby little wanker. Say another one.
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Grating little dipshit.
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Right? Yes! Tiny bollockhead. Have you
got that one? Oh, bollockhead.
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Miniature arsehole.
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Oppity little bellend.
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Mewling waddock.
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That was subpar. You're just trying too
hard. Okay.
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The FBI suspect he may have entered the
United Kingdom.
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Okay, so just to confirm, a couple of
points on our marital contract.
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When we go out in public, we cannot hold
hands?
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No. Okay.
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Occasional bottom touching?
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Out of the question. Sure.
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I can't wait till we get married.
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I just want to revisit the sexual
intercourse thing.
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I believe we talked about that before.
And the amount we agreed on was none.
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If you want a semi-erotic SMS, I'm not
opposed to you borrowing my phone
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and responding to yourself.
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Finally, compromise.
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And now for the local news in your area.
Hush, T. Hush. The news.
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They might mention Ken.
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candidate Ken Thompson made a large
boo-boo today when he failed to remove
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his microphone after an interview.
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Oh, gosh.
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My brother needs me.
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Lorna!
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No comment! No comment!
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Ken, you must try not to feel too bad
about this, but what you did was
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incredibly stupid and it probably will
lose you the election.
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I've still got the radio debate.
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Can you still turn this round?
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What do you think?
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They're saying some pretty nasty things
about you. People on Twitter are so
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inventive.
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That's really great.
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I say we double down.
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Stigmatising. Make that...
Seven-year-old child, a hated enemy.
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Your people can rally behind.
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I mean, instinct says that will probably
backfire, right?
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Yeah. Kenny, that's your problem. It's
too soft.
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OK, so, the radio debate.
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Now, this is basically your last chance
to turn things around, right? So you've
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got to be brilliant. As brilliant as
Martin Luther King and 2010 Nick Clegg
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combined.
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I'm not sure about that, Nina. It's not
going to happen, is it? No. That's
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tricky. Come on, guys.
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King can do this.
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How about I get you a presentation guru?
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Someone that can help you speak and
stand.
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Get you out of this mess.
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Yeah. That's the spirit.
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Right, people?
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Yeah. You can do this.
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I can do this.
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That's it. I'll get it.
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Hey, princess.
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What? Are you a sight for sore eyes?
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No e-mails, no phone calls. Where have
you been? Running, baby.
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Goa, Sharm el Sheikh, Benidorm. No beach
resorts. Three-star hotels.
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Okay, I get it. You suffered, too. And
with the FBI after me. What are you
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doing here? You know I've got us a
divorce.
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That's a shame, because I found you the
perfect house, baby.
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Dhaka, north of Moscow.
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mountain views, five swimming pools. Oh,
it does sound cute, I guess.
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Honey, I want you back.
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Come home.
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I can't, Ron.
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I've made a life here. In this squalor,
you can't be serious.
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Kenny's family.
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And we have fun.
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You are Ivy Middlefart.
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Those nails are a mess, those clothes
are six months old, and I think I can
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see a little gray.
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You...
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Who's your friend?
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Oh, this is, um... Bernard Bigglesworth
Knight.
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Yes, Bernard.
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Oh,
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it's a presentation guru. Bernard is the
presentation guru.
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Yes, that's me.
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Hi. You only said you were going to hire
him 20 seconds ago.
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I planned ahead.
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Ah, good thinking, Ivy.
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Bernard, I mean, thanks so much for
doing this. I've got to say, I... I
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think I reckon... Back in the old days
when I worked with Barack, that's Barack
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Obama, I was famous for prepping
candidates for their public appearances.
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So you probably recognize me from that.
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Now, I will shout instructions.
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Some of them may seem a little strange,
but they're definitely important.
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So, Ken, I want you to talk about
something close to your heart.
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Cycle lanes. If you like.
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Wonderful. Okay.
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Cycle lanes.
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Well... Stop.
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Go twice as fast.
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In Litchfield, at the moment, we only
have so many cycle lanes within the city
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centre, and I think what we need to
concentrate on is... Go four times
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slower.
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Four times?
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Four times.
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Who wouldn't?
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Take advantage of the cyclist. Now shout
it. But only use the
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word Grackow.
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What? Grackow. Grackow?
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You'll understand it when you do it.
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But I... Yes.
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Go on.
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Grackow! Grackow!
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Now pitch it higher.
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Grackow! Higher? Grackow!
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Now I want you to move your head from
side to side like a bird trying to eat
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flies.
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That's it.
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Are you sure you want to stay with
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these people?
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They're playthings. They're not worth
your time.
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They're not playthings. Ken, dance
around and sing I'm a plaything for a
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while, will you?
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Plaything.
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Plaything.
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I'm a plaything.
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I'm a motherfucking plaything.
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You watch me play.
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Plaything. Stop.
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Ken. That was so confident, buddy. I get
it, Bernard.
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I get it.
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The silly stuff is so freeing.
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It makes you feel like everything you've
got to say is right.
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You can't put a foot wrong.
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Absolutely, buddy.
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Woo! But you did do it wrong.
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So, so wrong.
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You're bound to tank tomorrow.
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Well, smell you later, folks.
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Adios.
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There he was, that guy.
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I really liked him.
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I was, uh... Blackout?
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Shit, I was terrible, Lord. How am I
supposed to... I'll phone tomorrow after
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that. Bernard Biggleswood Knight isn't
even on Google.
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Don't take it as gospel.
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What was Ivy even thinking, getting him
in? She wasn't to know.
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And she's worked really hard on your
campaign.
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Hey, would you even be running if it
wasn't for Ivy?
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Why are you defending her?
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Well, you do seem happier with her
around.
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Yeah, that's fair, actually.
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I'm even quite fond of the old bat. It's
just... Oh, God, tomorrow. I'm never
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going to sleep. Look at me, I'm shaking.
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Ow!
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Well, you haven't done that for a while.
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Well, since you're all worked up. Sean!
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No. You can't sexy me out of this.
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I'm having a crisis.
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Yeah, you're right, of course.
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Here.
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You get on with your breakdown.
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I mean, we could try it your way.
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Next, we've got the election debate,
live from Litchfield Town Hall.
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Will Gaffpram Ken Thompson charm the
voters into forgetting this?
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Mewling Wathock? Keep listening to find
out.
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Hello. You look very confident.
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I am confident, Nina. OK, good.
Brilliant, you know. Only the Twitter
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storm's still raging and the
presentation Guru said you were going to
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tank, but it's good.
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Where's Ivy? I thought she'd be here to
support.
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I don't know. Oh.
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Hi,
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guys.
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I'm DJ Johnny.
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I'm going to be hosting these hustings,
or husting them, if you like.
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Very good. Yeah.
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These mics are recording, Ken, so watch
what you say.
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He's very good.
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So, listen, I'm expecting this debate to
be pretty political, obviously, but also
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it's fun.
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You know, I'm a fun guy.
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So I'm going to drop in a few questions,
like favourite films, what song you
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like, stuff like that, yeah?
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I don't know any songs.
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Kirstie, what films do I like? You're
going down, sucker.
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Live in 20 seconds.
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There it goes.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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Your sister, she's gone. She left a
note.
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She's leaving the country with Ron
Mickelford.
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Ron, what did he...
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Welcome to the big debate.
We're coming live from Litchfield Town
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Hall. Kicking off proceedings today, we
have a statement from Ken Thompson of
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the Liberal Democrats. Ken.
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I, um... I, um...
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I can't do this.
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What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I've got to
go. It's a family emergency. I'm sorry.
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No!
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Where are you going?
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Um, I'm... Ken Thompson's left, so let's
play some music.
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This is a very poor...
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Reflection strategy.
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Ten.
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Ten. Ten. I was so close.
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But her head's been turned by that cad.
No, no, it makes him so cool.
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That, that bounder. What are you
jabbering on about? We've got to go. My
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car. Dad, ten. Wait. What's going on?
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I'm bad at pickles. My knife is actually
a round nickel fart.
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That makes sense.
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Yeah, I'm reflecting on the name. What's
that landish? Well, I still liked it.
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Right, where are we going?
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Why are you all looking at me?
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Come on, Steve, you've clearly bugged
her phone. Ken, I would never do such an
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invasive thing as... No, wait, you're
right.
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Oh, no, I did do that. Right.
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She is on the M1.
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And you, Ken, are next to me.
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Check. And, Lorna, you are also next to
me.
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Check. Good.
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Right. Drive on.
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And speed up, otherwise we'll never make
it.
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Hello, police?
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There's a criminal on the run.
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Ron Mittelfart.
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Mittelfart. We're trying to catch him up
on the motorway.
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How fast? About 80 miles an hour?
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The police say slow down. We can't, Pam.
Slow down.
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What the hell with it? She's my sister.
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What's three points on my licence?
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This is Chart.
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He's going to be flying us to Moscow.
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Really? That plane?
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With that guy?
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Hey, Chart has trafficked more Moldovans
than you've had hot dinners.
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Daddy had a plane like that when I was
little.
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It took me up a few times.
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Hey, I never showed you before.
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A welcome home gift.
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Little waffle.
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Oh, it's just adorable.
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I've got you now, baby.
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Everything's going to be exactly the way
it was with us before.
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Only this time Russian.
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Me and you, Ron.
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Are we really going to do this again?
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Honey, I am not going to take no for an
answer.
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Firstly, I love you.
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No, I do.
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And secondly, I need your retina scan
for our Swiss bank account. And that's
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going to be a son of a bitch to forge.
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Oh, Ron, you haven't changed.
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There's millions in it. With my new
business...
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We'll be back where we were in no time.
Me making money, you at home all
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beautiful. Start the Middlefart
Foundation again. We'll live forever or
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die rich.
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Who cares?
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Ivy, wait!
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Ron!
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Ron Middlefart, I presume.
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Top of the morning to you. Sorry about
that Bernard stuff. It was just a little
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bit of fun. Help!
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Let's settle this with an arm wrestle
between me and Ron. Shut up, Steve.
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Wait a minute.
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This is Steve, the guy you were going to
marry?
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For my visa.
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00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,780
But we were in our 60s. He looks like a
jockey with mumps. Mumps?
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Get in the plane, honey.
321
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,440
Ivy, you can't trust him. He's not a
good person. I know.
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00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,080
But I'm not a good person either.
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00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,680
Me and Ron belong together.
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00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,040
No, you belong here with your family.
325
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We're related.
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So what?
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00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:49,120
Look, I am a... deeply lazy man.
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00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:53,540
I was coasting and everyone else was
happy with that except you. I've loved
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00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:57,140
this MP thing and it's down to you. And
I've just thrown it away.
330
00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:01,280
Down to you. And it doesn't matter
because this is what families do.
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We help each other out and we hold each
other back massively.
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00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,860
So, stay.
333
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,780
Come on, stay Ivy.
334
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:13,020
It's so much harder this way.
335
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,620
Oh.
336
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,750
Why not be serious?
337
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:25,070
These people are coarse with strange
accents.
338
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:28,670
And they all look ten years older than
they actually are.
339
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,750
But they matter to me.
340
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,550
And I matter to them.
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00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:37,330
Ron, honey.
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00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,990
I'm so sorry.
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00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,310
Do it.
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00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:45,510
Oh! Oh! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:47,290
Go! No!
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00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,270
Ken! Open!
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00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:18,710
doing? The madman!
348
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,510
You'll be carried off into the sky!
349
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,649
No!
350
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,810
No, I can't do this! Do you see?
351
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,610
This is what I've been eating for!
352
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,050
Hey, you can't hold the plane!
353
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,390
Think about it!
354
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,530
No! No!
355
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:37,470
Wait! Get out of there!
356
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,370
Yeah, actually, now I fucking can't.
357
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,520
Bastard, turn this plane around.
358
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:54,900
Sorry, baby.
359
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,540
The lady said turn the plane around.
360
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,760
What the heck?
361
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,240
Oh,
362
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:10,480
you couldn't, baby.
363
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,820
You have no idea what I can do.
364
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,640
I'm googling it.
365
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,300
I'm putting it into sense.
366
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,140
How do I land it?
367
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,180
There's a YouTube video.
368
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,680
Skip advert.
369
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,460
Skip advert. Come on. We've got six.
370
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:43,400
Skip advert in five, four, three, two.
Too late.
371
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,579
That's outfit.
372
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,259
Oh, yeah.
373
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,260
It's the throttle.
374
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,380
Okay.
375
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,560
It's that thing there. The big thing.
Pull it. Pull it.
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00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,400
It'll bring us speed down.
377
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Okay.
378
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,180
Come on, Ivy Jackson.
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00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,140
Land this baby.
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00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,640
Ivy,
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you're amazing.
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00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,700
What a week in politics it's been.
383
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:32,200
It started with a gasp and ended in
absolute heroism. And it's all been
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00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,820
leading up to this moment in Litchfield
Town Hall, where the election results
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00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:39,320
are about to come in. And I'm here with
the man of the hour, Ken Thompson.
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00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:43,880
Now they're calling you the Lib Dems'
answer to Rambo. Are they?
387
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,820
I guess that's fair.
388
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,500
Who's Rambo? He's a one-man killing
machine.
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00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600
Not for now.
390
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,160
Now, is it true that you held a plane on
the runway through sheer strength?
391
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,560
Well, more or less, yes. But listen, I
want to say this.
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00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:03,320
I wouldn't have been able to do any of
this if it wasn't for my darling sister
393
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:09,460
Ivy, my beloved family and this bloke
called Steve. Steve Charles. No, no.
394
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,160
Well, that's beautiful.
395
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,560
Thank you. Thank you.
396
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Ready for the stage, brother? The votes
are in.
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I give public notice that the new Member
of Parliament for the Litchfield
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constituency is...
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