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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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[DOCTOR] Everything looks good,
Mr. Reynolds.
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Your blood work is all normal.
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[DENNIS] Excellent. As expected, right?
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Does look like your blood pressure's
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- a little high, however. Um...
- Wait.
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- I have high blood pressure?
- Well, yes, but
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that's consistent with your last visit.
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We might want to put you on a low dose
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- of blood pressure medication.
- Oh... no.
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[SCOFFS] Come on, Doc.
Pills are for old men.
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Well, we all get to a
certain age where we need...
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Do we? I don't.
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So, no.
I mean, you know, let-let's not...
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Listen, I-I can see where
you're headed with this.
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Let's-let's not go there, okay?
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If I wanted my blood pressure to be low,
I would simply
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command my body to make it low.
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That's really not how chronic
high blood pressure works.
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Okay, well, it is how it works
with Dennis Reynolds, okay?
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And if I'm chronically
having high blood pressure,
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it's because I'm
chronically suffering fools
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who won't listen to me when
I say that I can do things.
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Uh, you know what, Doc? It's fi...
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I'm gonna take control of this, okay?
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Don't you worry about a thing
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'cause Dennis Reynolds is gonna
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figure this all out on his own.
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_
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[BEEPING]
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There we go.
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Blood pressure.
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Pulse. Resting heart rate,
syncs right to the phone.
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And it records everything.
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[LAUGHS] This is perfect.
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Now I'll have proof I can smash
in that stupid doctor's face.
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[PHONE RINGING, BUZZING]
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- Yeah.
- [CHARLIE] Oh, hey, Dennis.
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Uh, a-are we above or below sea level?
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- What?
- [FRANK] Tell him about the family-style cooking.
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[CHARLIE] Yeah, so we're doing
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some family-style cooking now,
and we got this,
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like, industrial-grade pressure cooker.
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- [FRANK] Mm.
- [CHARLIE] Pretty badass, man,
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but, you know, we got to make sure
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we're above sea level just to be safe.
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Well, we can't be below sea level.
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Otherwise, we'd be underwater.
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[FRANK] But if it's under sea level,
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- it may explode.
- That's our big worry.
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That this sucker's gonna explode.
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You can't take a pressure
cooker under the sea.
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- It's not gonna explode.
- Yeah, that's not
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- how pressure cookers work.
- Yeah.
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You're telling me that you can't bring
a pressure cooker onto a submarine?
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How do they feed the entire U.S. Navy?
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- They don't pressure-cook the shit, Mac.
- Navy argument.
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- Navy argument...
- Stop! Stop! All of you, okay?
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[CHARLIE] They have, like,
a grill or something.
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I'm calling mental health day.
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[FRANK] Mental health day?
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What kind of cuckoo shit is that?
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[DEE] It's a new thing.
It's like a sick day
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but for your brain,
and if somebody calls it,
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you have to give it to 'em,
you can't ask any questions.
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Are you calling that?
Are you taking that for real?
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
I'm calling mental health day, okay?
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- And I'm gonna drive out to the beach...
- [DEE] Ooh.
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...and spend the entire day
just staring at the ocean.
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Isn't your car in the shop? I'm sorry.
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That's, uh,
not a question about mental health.
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- That's a question of logistics.
- Ah, damn it. No, you're right.
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[DEE] Hey, Dennis, I'll come drive you.
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I could use a beach day.
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Oh, shit. You know what?
This could be a good way
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- to find out whether or not we're, uh, underwater.
- [BEEPING]
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[FRANK] We can take
the cooker there, yeah.
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- [DEE] We're gonna bring the cooker, too.
- No. No. Goddamn it! Do you hear that beeping?
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- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- That means stop. No!
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This is my mental health day,
and none of you
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are a part of it. Goddamn it!
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- [SIGHS]
- [BEEPING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Hi.
- Hi. How can I help you today?
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Uh, yeah, I have a reservation
under the name Reynolds.
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- Okay, let me check that out for you.
- All right.
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[RAPID TYPING]
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Wow. That's a lot of typing
you're having to do there.
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- You writing a novel?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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We have no more vehicles
available in that class.
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No, no, no, I made a reservation.
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Sometimes our system double-books,
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so that's our mistake, and we are happy
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- to offer you a complimentary upgrade.
- Okay.
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This is the Tsuma EVS,
a fully-electric car
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with touch screen controls,
automated steering
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made right here in America.
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Oh, these are awesome. I've seen these.
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- These are really cool.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, yeah, no. I-I...
I accept, and I'll take those keys.
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- There are no keys.
- Aha.
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- There's an app.
- Oh, right.
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- An app.
- Mm-hmm.
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Boy, I got tell you, I...
I, uh, I don't love that.
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I, uh, have a lot of apps
on my phone already,
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and, uh, keys are sort of a system
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that have existed for millennia.
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I don't know why we're
trying to fix that, but, uh,
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yeah, no, now we got apps.
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We got...
we got apps for everything, right?
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Even for things we
already had things for.
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- [WATCH BEEPING]
- [LAUGHING]
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I guess, uh,
since my blood pressure's going up,
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really spiking here, I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna go with it.
We're gonna download the app.
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Right? What's one more app? [LAUGHS]
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The phone is the key now. Simple.
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This is nice. Smooth ride, it's quiet.
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Try this automated steering thing.
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[CHIMING]
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Hey.
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Hey! [LAUGHS]
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That is awesome.
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Time to kick this mental health day off
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with some feel-good plant tonic.
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My good friend, Mr. Kratom.
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Uh, this stuff's gnarly as hell, though.
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I need some... some kind of a mixer.
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Uh, Tsuma,
direct me to the nearest tea shop.
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- [CAR CHIMES]
- [MALE VOICE] Rerouting to Teaspoon.
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Holy shit.
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Tsuma, play... Roxette.
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- [CHIME]
- Now playing Roxette,
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- "Listen to Your Heart."
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
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["LISTEN TO YOUR HEART"
BY ROXETTE PLAYING]
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That is so cool.
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I'll just sit here and enjoy the ride,
I guess.
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This car's nailing it.
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♪ I know there's something
in the wake of your smile ♪
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- ♪ I get a notion ♪
- [DENNIS WHISTLING]
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- ♪ From the look in your eyes... ♪
- Hi.
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- Uh, one herbal tea, please.
- Which flavor?
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Flavor. Uh, I don't know. Jasmine?
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Uh, sorry, I meant for the boba.
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The little spheres
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of, uh, tapioca and sugar?
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The tea comes with boba.
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Well, it doesn't
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because I see the tea right there,
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and I see the boba over there,
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so why don't we just
not combine 'em, yeah?
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- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
- You know, so, I'll take the tea
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without the covert diabetes
delivery mechanism, please.
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- [LAUGHS]
- The system won't let me do that.
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[WATCH BEEPING]
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[SIGHS]
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Okay. Yeah. No, fine.
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One boba, please.
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We'll call it a mental health day treat.
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Self-care, right?
Isn't that what people call it
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whenever they need an excuse to
do whatever the fuck they want?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I know. Of course you don't.
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Of course you don't.
One chewy sugar tea, please.
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All right. Uh, you can scan the code.
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Uh, why?
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Because the code takes you to the app.
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That's two apps today, yeah.
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Got apps for everything, you know?
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Even though I'm already
talking to the person
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that, uh,
could just take my order right here,
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but I got to download an app, right?
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How about this?
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I have cash, you have tea.
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Why don't we just streamline things?
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We don't take cash, though.
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Yeah. How about cards? Take cards?
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- Uh, yes.
- Oh, great.
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But there is a ten-dollar minimum.
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[WATCH BEEPING]
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There's no minimum on the app, though.
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[LAUGHS, INHALES DEEPLY THROUGH NOSE]
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[EXHALES]
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Sorry. It's, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
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It's not your fault.
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You know, you didn't create the system.
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The system is just... It is what it is,
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and, yeah,
we're both victims here, so...
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What?
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Uh, nothing.
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Two boba teas, please.
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[CAR CHIMES]
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- [LOUDLY] ♪ Listen to your heart ♪
- Oh, shit.
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♪ Take a listen to it ♪
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♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪
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[QUIETER] ♪ I don't know
where you're going ♪
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♪ And I don't know why... ♪
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Ugh! Oh.
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That is rough.
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Oh.
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- Ugh! Aah!
- [CHIMING]
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It's so sweet.
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Good, though. It's good.
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- [CHIMING]
- What do you mean, "Key not found"?
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Key not found? Th-There is no key.
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- The key is my...
- [CHIMING CONTINUES]
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...phone.
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Where's my phone? Where's my phone?
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- [CHIMING]
- [WATCH BEEPING]
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Goddamn it, where's my phone?
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[WATCH BUZZING, RINGING]
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Ah, shit. Ugh! Yes. What?
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- [MAC] Hey, Dennis. Hey, man.
- [CHARLIE] Hey. - [FRANK] Hey.
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[MAC] Hey, uh, real quick.
You know that French dip
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of yours in the fridge. Can we eat that?
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No, that French dip has been in
the fridge for a month, dude.
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Do not eat it and do not call me!
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- [CHARLIE] We already ate it.
- [MAC] Yeah, we ate it.
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- [FRANK] It's been eaten.
- [DEE] I told 'em not to eat it.
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[CHARLIE] Dee tried to tell us
not to eat it, but look, anyway,
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we're just calling now so you
don't get mad at us later. All right?
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[MAC] Yeah, we're hoping
that you get mad out there
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and then you come back and you're happy.
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[CHARLIE] Do not expect that sandwich
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when you get back,
'cause it's gone, okay?
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[MAC] But don't worry about it.
It has been pressure-cooked.
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- [CHARLIE] Yeah, we pressure-cooked the shit out of it.
- What do you mean?
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- No, you cannot pressure-cook a French dip.
- [CAR HORN HONKS]
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[MAC] Oh, yeah, you can, and I guarantee
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- that the U.S. Navy is down on their submarine...
- Don't. Don't talk!
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- Don't talk. Don't. Stop.
- ...with their pressure cooker.
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- No more phone calls! No more!
- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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- [WATCH BEEPS OFF]
- [DENNIS SIGHS]
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[SIREN TOOTS]
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- [CAR'S CHIMING CONTINUES]
- [SIREN TOOTS]
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Fantastic.
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[INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION]
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00:09:19,095 --> 00:09:20,231
Hello, Officer.
237
00:09:20,264 --> 00:09:21,935
License and registration.
238
00:09:21,968 --> 00:09:24,105
- Uh, well, this is a rental, actually.
- Hmm.
239
00:09:24,138 --> 00:09:25,909
- Turn the car off.
- [CHIMING CONTINUES]
240
00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:28,113
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
241
00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:31,921
I, uh...
I can't because I don't have a key.
242
00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:34,326
Uh, well, technically there is no key.
243
00:09:34,359 --> 00:09:36,831
My phone is the key, and...
244
00:09:37,783 --> 00:09:39,035
I don't have a phone.
245
00:09:40,004 --> 00:09:41,340
Step out of the car, sir.
246
00:09:41,941 --> 00:09:43,745
Uh, you know, I'd really rather not
247
00:09:43,778 --> 00:09:45,849
because I'm afraid if I get out,
then, um,
248
00:09:45,882 --> 00:09:47,887
I'm not gonna be able
to start the car again.
249
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,991
Sir, out of the car, please.
250
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,861
- [CHIMING]
- [WATCH BEEPING]
251
00:09:51,894 --> 00:09:54,199
Right. You don't care.
252
00:09:54,232 --> 00:09:56,804
All right, stepping out.
253
00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,041
[CHIMING AND BEEPING CONTINUE]
254
00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:07,225
[CAR HORN TOOTS]
255
00:10:08,119 --> 00:10:10,665
Well, who could've predicted that?
256
00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:17,011
Hi. Good afternoon.
Fine, and you? Thanks for asking.
257
00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:18,748
Listen, my name is Dennis Reynolds,
258
00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:20,919
and I'm on a family plan
under the name Frank Reynolds,
259
00:10:20,952 --> 00:10:22,322
and I need a new phone, please.
260
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,125
Okay, I can help you with that here.
261
00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,762
Great.
262
00:10:25,795 --> 00:10:27,833
- Frank Reynolds, mm-hmm.
- [RAPID TYPING]
263
00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:33,879
- My name's not that long.
- So,
264
00:10:33,912 --> 00:10:35,983
looks like I can get you
a replacement phone here.
265
00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:37,887
Can have it to you by
end of day tomorrow.
266
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,391
Uh, no, that's-that's not gonna work.
I need it today.
267
00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:43,363
Unfortunately,
the phones are at our warehouse, so...
268
00:10:44,332 --> 00:10:46,403
Tell me about those,
269
00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:49,276
- 'cause those look like phones.
- Those aren't the phones.
270
00:10:49,309 --> 00:10:50,746
- Those aren't the phones?
- No.
271
00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:52,448
Hey, those aren't the phones, guys, so,
272
00:10:52,481 --> 00:10:54,185
you know, just so you know.
Those are just boxes
273
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,290
filled with phones
that aren't the phones.
274
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,394
- Phones for new customers.
- Oh, for new customer, right.
275
00:10:58,427 --> 00:11:00,732
Not for old customers.
Not for the paying customers,
276
00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:02,068
the people who have been
paying for months and months,
277
00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:03,470
for years and years and years and years.
278
00:11:03,504 --> 00:11:05,074
Let's punish those people
and give the phones
279
00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:06,811
that are right there
to the new customers.
280
00:11:06,844 --> 00:11:08,213
It's just how the system works.
281
00:11:08,246 --> 00:11:09,917
- Yeah, well, mm, that system.
- [WATCH BEEPING]
282
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,754
I've been running up against it all day.
283
00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:14,426
Well, I'll tell you what, pal.
I am not mad at you, okay?
284
00:11:14,459 --> 00:11:16,196
I am mad at the system.
285
00:11:16,229 --> 00:11:18,467
Okay, but unfortunately
the system isn't here
286
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:21,941
for me to direct
my frustrations at it, s...
287
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,312
[DENNIS INHALES DEEPLY]
288
00:11:24,345 --> 00:11:26,249
[EXHALES]
289
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:29,222
Good. Let's try something else.
290
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,828
Um, what if we add a new line
291
00:11:31,861 --> 00:11:34,223
to the Frank Reynolds family plan?
292
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,529
Would that make me a new customer?
293
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,238
Yeah, I can do that.
I just need your PIN.
294
00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:39,226
Right, 'cause the PIN's
the key to the phone,
295
00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:41,948
and the phone's the key to the car,
and everything's been streamlined.
296
00:11:41,981 --> 00:11:44,820
Excuse me, please.
I need to make a call on my watch.
297
00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:46,524
- Are you sure this is gonna work?
- Charlie,
298
00:11:46,557 --> 00:11:48,260
diamonds are made under pressure.
299
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,930
This is a pressure cooker.
300
00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:52,001
We're going to cook diamonds.
It's very linear.
301
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:53,872
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- So genius.
302
00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,341
I just can't believe no one's
ever thought of this before.
303
00:11:55,374 --> 00:11:57,299
- We're gonna be rich, man.
- [DEE] Oh, I know.
304
00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,517
- It's Dennis.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, do not answer it.
305
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:02,221
- It's a mental health day test.
- A test. Mm.
306
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,858
- Test?
- Mm-hmm.
307
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,929
In my day, if you wanted
to get out of work, you...
308
00:12:05,962 --> 00:12:07,465
you hit yourself with a hammer
309
00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:10,071
or you got gnawed by a
shark or something simple.
310
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,075
- [LINE RINGING]
- No, not gonna pick up now.
311
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:14,212
No, wh-wh-why would he? Unreal.
312
00:12:14,245 --> 00:12:18,253
Uh, let's try... 69-69.
313
00:12:18,286 --> 00:12:20,024
[LAUGHS SOFTLY] Okay.
314
00:12:20,057 --> 00:12:23,077
- [TYPING] - Yeah, that's it.
- That worked?
315
00:12:23,112 --> 00:12:23,965
You're all set.
316
00:12:23,998 --> 00:12:25,368
- Seriously?
- That's it.
317
00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:27,005
- This is the phone?
- That's the phone.
318
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,273
I'm gonna open the box,
I'm gonna turn it on,
319
00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:29,376
the phone's going to work?
320
00:12:29,409 --> 00:12:31,013
Yup. It's gonna work. It's your phone.
321
00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:34,419
Whoo! [SCREAMS]
322
00:12:34,452 --> 00:12:36,557
Why won't you talk to each other?!
323
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:40,565
Talk! Talk! Talk! Talk!
324
00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:43,003
Talk! Talk!
325
00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:45,007
Dennis Reynolds.
326
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,546
D, E, "N" as in Nancy...
327
00:12:47,579 --> 00:12:49,850
License plate... "B" as in boy,
328
00:12:49,883 --> 00:12:52,388
SX355.
329
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:54,493
[SMOOTH JAZZ VERSION OF
"LISTEN TO YOUR HEART" PLAYING ON PHONE]
330
00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:59,870
[MALE AUTOMATED VOICE] I'm sorry.
I didn't get that.
331
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:01,473
Yeah, no, I know you didn't get it
'cause I didn't say it.
332
00:13:01,507 --> 00:13:03,010
I didn't say what it was.
333
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,547
Did you say "January"?
334
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:06,149
No, I didn't say "January."
I didn't say anything.
335
00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,886
I didn't give a month,
I didn't give a day.
336
00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:10,157
Representative. No, representative.
337
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,426
Human! Human!
338
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:12,896
Oh.
339
00:13:12,929 --> 00:13:15,134
[MUSIC RESUMES]
340
00:13:16,153 --> 00:13:19,577
D, E, "N" as in "neighbor,"
341
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:21,547
I, S.
342
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,083
Dennis Reynolds.
343
00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,887
"D" as in "Deliver me from this!"
344
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,289
- [WATCH BEEPING]
- "E" as in "Engage with human."
345
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,360
"N" as in "nightmare"!
346
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:33,337
"N" as in "nightmare"!
"I" as in "Is this real?!"
347
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,028
"S" as in "Somebody help me!"
348
00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:38,080
There has to be a way to
open this goddamn car!
349
00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:40,184
How do I open the car?!
350
00:13:40,217 --> 00:13:42,054
[BEEPING]
351
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,593
Dennis Reynolds. [SIGHS]
352
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:47,098
D, E,
353
00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:50,304
"N" as in "never-ending."
354
00:13:50,337 --> 00:13:52,175
- "N" as in...
- [MALE VOICE] Thank you for calling
355
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,112
- Tsuma Customer Care.
- [DENNIS] Never gonna help me.
356
00:13:54,145 --> 00:13:55,181
[MALE VOICE] Your call
is very important to us.
357
00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:57,017
Please enter your 17-digit VIN.
358
00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:01,126
Please say your name.
359
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:04,199
- Dennis Reynolds.
- Got it. Let me transfer you.
360
00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:06,203
[LINE RINGING]
361
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,407
[DAISY] Thank you for
calling Tsuma Customer Care.
362
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,346
My name is Daisy. May I please
have your name and 17-digit VIN?
363
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,983
No. No, no, no, no. No.
364
00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:15,254
I just ent... I ju...
365
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:19,264
I just entered all that
information into the system.
366
00:14:19,299 --> 00:14:21,399
- I'm sorry, sir. I get it, but I do...
- That-That's okay. No, no.
367
00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:23,237
That's okay. Daisy, was it?
368
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:26,476
Listen, don't be sorry, okay?
I'm not mad at you.
369
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:29,215
I'm a little upset,
but I'm upset at the situation, okay?
370
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:31,019
And-and the situation is this, Daisy.
371
00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:32,990
If you'll just give me a
second and indulge me, okay?
372
00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:37,031
[SIGHS] My new phone
won't talk to my car.
373
00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:39,369
Okay, so I called
the car rental company,
374
00:14:39,402 --> 00:14:41,306
and they put me on with a supervisor
375
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,643
who told me to call Tsuma Roadside,
376
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:44,179
so I called Tsuma Roadside.
377
00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:45,515
Spoke to someone over there
378
00:14:45,548 --> 00:14:47,118
who put me on with another supervisor
379
00:14:47,151 --> 00:14:48,521
who told me to call the service center.
380
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,124
So I called the service center,
spoke to about...
381
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,147
I don't know...
two, three morons over there
382
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:53,363
who had no answers for me whatsoever.
383
00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:55,367
They put me on with one
of their supervisors,
384
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,240
and that person told me to call
the car rental company again.
385
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,677
So I called the car rental company,
386
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,315
then roadside, service center,
rental company,
387
00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:04,185
roadside, service center,
rental company,
388
00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:05,655
roadside, service center,
and around and around
389
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,325
and around like that
for hours and hours,
390
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,128
until finally someone
had the presence of mind
391
00:15:09,161 --> 00:15:10,999
to let me know there's a
goddamn customer care line.
392
00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:12,536
Okay, so I called the customer care line
393
00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:15,007
and now I find myself
talking to you, Daisy,
394
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,577
my little wildflower.
395
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,315
And you ask me to enter in my VIN
396
00:15:19,348 --> 00:15:21,052
and my date of birth again,
397
00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:23,725
information which I already
entered into your system.
398
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:26,196
Okay, now, now, listen, Daisy, Daisy,
399
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,535
bear with me here, okay?
400
00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:31,072
I know you didn't create
the system, okay?
401
00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:33,043
So you are not to blame.
402
00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:35,682
But somebody did create the system,
403
00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:38,086
and I would very much
like to blame that person.
404
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:41,238
So... who is that?
405
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,696
Sir, I'm sorry. Who is...?
406
00:15:42,729 --> 00:15:45,275
Who is the person who created
your customer service system
407
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,639
in such a way
that the information entered
408
00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:49,475
into the computer isn't passed on
409
00:15:49,509 --> 00:15:51,514
to the human representative?!
410
00:15:51,547 --> 00:15:53,350
Sir, I don't know.
I can send you to one of my supervisors.
411
00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:54,720
No, no, no, no, no. No, Dai... no.
412
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,323
No, don't send me
to a supervisor, Daisy.
413
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,427
Daisy, Daisy...
414
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,197
it's just you and me.
415
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:02,301
Just you and me, Daisy,
fighting the good fight
416
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,239
against a broken system engineered
417
00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:06,243
to drive us both so crazy
418
00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,377
that we have to take days off
419
00:16:08,412 --> 00:16:10,518
for our mental health!
420
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:13,056
- [BEEPING]
- [SIGHING]
421
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,459
Daisy?
422
00:16:14,493 --> 00:16:16,096
Yes?
423
00:16:16,129 --> 00:16:18,643
The Tsuma. It's made in America, right?
424
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,769
Yes, it is.
425
00:16:21,018 --> 00:16:22,103
Where?
426
00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:27,752
[ROLLING THUNDER]
427
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:35,334
[WOMAN] Yup. Great, wonderful. [LAUGHS]
428
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,737
All right, yes, okay. Yup.
429
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:39,342
Oh, let me call you back.
430
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,714
[WOMAN CLEARS THROAT]
431
00:16:41,747 --> 00:16:44,052
Hello. How are you?
432
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,122
I've been better.
433
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,126
[BOTH LAUGH]
434
00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:50,130
I've been worse. [LAUGHS]
435
00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,134
Is the CEO in?
436
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,805
I'm sorry. Uh, who are you?
437
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,376
Dennis Reynolds.
438
00:16:56,409 --> 00:17:00,184
D, E, "N" as in "Nancy," N, I, S.
439
00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:02,756
Tsuma customer for, uh,
440
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,162
oh, six hours and 17 minutes.
441
00:17:06,195 --> 00:17:08,534
I have some helpful feedback
442
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,538
that I would very much like
to pass on to your boss.
443
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,441
- Oh. [LAUGHS]
- [DENNIS LAUGHS]
444
00:17:12,474 --> 00:17:15,314
Can I get you a water or something?
445
00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:17,653
Listen, I have traveled
446
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:20,391
through blistering sun and
pouring rain to get here,
447
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,461
so, if you don't mind, I'll just wait.
448
00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:25,401
Uh, he is not in the office
449
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:27,271
this week,
450
00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:29,677
but customer feedback is
very important to him,
451
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:33,317
so, if you'd like
to leave him a message,
452
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,522
I'll make sure he gets it.
453
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,825
[WOMAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
454
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:41,600
If I leave you a message,
455
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,205
can you assure me
456
00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:46,644
that you will get this to him?
457
00:17:46,677 --> 00:17:48,848
Absolutely. I'll make sure he gets it
458
00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:51,452
when he gets back from the beach house.
459
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:54,526
[WATCH BEEPING]
460
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,168
- The beach, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
461
00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:01,238
- Yeah.
- [DENNIS LAUGHS]
462
00:18:02,007 --> 00:18:04,178
I was supposed to go to the beach today.
463
00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:05,849
- That's nice. [LAUGHS]
- Yeah.
464
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:08,186
- How about that, huh?
- [LAUGHING]
465
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:09,656
[DENNIS LAUGHS]
466
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,459
[DENNIS SNIFFLES]
467
00:18:11,493 --> 00:18:14,398
Which beach?
468
00:18:24,322 --> 00:18:26,757
[WOMAN] Brandon, dinner's ready!
469
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,185
Hi.
470
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:47,297
["LISTEN TO YOUR HEART"
BY ROXETTE PLAYING]
471
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,620
♪ ♪
472
00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:13,751
♪ I know there's something
in the wake of your smile ♪
473
00:19:13,784 --> 00:19:19,530
♪ I get a notion from the
look in your eyes, yeah ♪
474
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:23,671
♪ You've built a love,
but that love falls apart ♪
475
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,409
♪ Your little piece of heaven ♪
476
00:19:26,442 --> 00:19:29,215
♪ Turns too dark ♪
477
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:31,854
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
478
00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:34,693
♪ When he's calling for you ♪
479
00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:37,331
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
480
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:40,404
♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪
481
00:19:40,437 --> 00:19:43,443
♪ I don't know where you're going ♪
482
00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:45,849
♪ And I don't know why ♪
483
00:19:45,882 --> 00:19:48,721
♪ But listen to your heart ♪
484
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:55,868
♪ Before you tell him goodbye ♪
485
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:09,930
♪ Sometimes you wonder if
this fight is worthwhile ♪
486
00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:15,040
♪ The precious moments are
all lost in the tide, yeah ♪
487
00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:17,278
♪ They're swept away ♪
488
00:20:17,311 --> 00:20:19,516
♪ And nothing is what is seems ♪
489
00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:21,754
- ♪ The feeling of belonging ♪
- ♪ Belonging ♪
490
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:25,294
♪ To your dreams ♪
491
00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:27,331
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
492
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:30,772
♪ When he's calling for you ♪
493
00:20:30,805 --> 00:20:33,343
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
494
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:36,416
♪ There's nothing else you can do ♪
495
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:39,021
♪ I don't know where you're going ♪
496
00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:41,660
♪ And I don't know why ♪
497
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:44,900
♪ But listen to your heart ♪
498
00:20:44,933 --> 00:20:50,878
♪ Before you tell him goodbye. ♪
499
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,690
♪ ♪
500
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:04,405
[DINGING]
501
00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:06,409
[DENNIS SIGHS]
502
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:09,044
This is a medical marvel.
503
00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:10,417
You lowered your blood pressure
504
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,658
by 20 points in less
than a minute, but how?
505
00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:16,697
Well, just let off a little steam,
all naturally.
506
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,701
Told you, Dr. Tsuma.
507
00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,070
- Hmm.
- [PHONE RINGING]
508
00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:22,909
Oh. Excuse me.
509
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,449
- Hello?
- [CHARLIE] Oh, hey, Dennis.
510
00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:28,521
Uh, are-are we above or below sea level?
511
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,591
I'll be right in.
512
00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:35,300
["LISTEN TO YOUR HEART"
BY ROXETTE PLAYING]
513
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,376
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
514
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:46,489
- ♪ Listen to your heart ♪
- ♪ Oh, take a listen to it ♪
515
00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:48,393
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
516
00:21:48,426 --> 00:21:51,967
- ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Listen to your heart ♪
517
00:21:52,736 --> 00:21:54,773
♪ Take a, take a listen to it ♪
518
00:21:54,806 --> 00:21:57,679
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
519
00:21:57,712 --> 00:21:59,716
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
520
00:21:59,749 --> 00:22:02,655
- ♪ Listen to your heart ♪
- ♪ Take a listen to it ♪
521
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:06,997
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
522
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:10,572
♪ Heart... ♪
523
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,642
- ♪ Listen to your heart ♪
- ♪ Listen to it ♪
524
00:22:12,675 --> 00:22:14,713
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
525
00:22:14,746 --> 00:22:16,650
♪ Ooh, oh-oh ♪
526
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:18,654
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
527
00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:21,994
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
528
00:22:22,027 --> 00:22:23,798
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
529
00:22:23,831 --> 00:22:27,906
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
530
00:22:27,939 --> 00:22:29,408
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
531
00:22:29,441 --> 00:22:33,718
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
532
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:35,722
♪ Listen, listen ♪
533
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,761
♪ ♪
534
00:22:38,794 --> 00:22:40,831
♪ Listen. ♪
535
00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:56,697
[TRIO CHANTING BACKWARDS]
536
00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:02,708
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