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"Hey, eh...!"
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The memory can never forget the beauty
of a young rump...
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"Heh heh, "yeah not even after death...""
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What a piece! Hey!
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Such vulgarity...
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Well what did you expect...
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with a mother like Zaira?
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And with a papa like Andre...!
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Is it true that he's the father?
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"Nothing is true,
and nothing is untrue..."
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"Hey, Maestro!"
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"Oh, hah hah..."
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"I'll strangle you, you little wart!"
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"Well, didn't she get here yet...?"
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"No, not yet..."
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"Will you stop looking at the clock,"
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"you're not going to find her there,"
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your obsession is unnatural...
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What's wrong?
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You are not happy?
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'very happy... Huh...!
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You bother to ask...?
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"Ehh, his obsession was my obsession
at his age, heh heh..."
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"Naa-naa, when we were young,"
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"you fooled around with me,"
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"not with a dumb poopy-doll. The likes
of her, come out of nowhere..."
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"What do you mean "nowhere","
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she's Zaira's daughter!
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In fact... imagine a woman...
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"...who worked as a hat checker in the
cloakroom of a transatlantic liner, huh!"
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Well what's so bad about working
in a cloakroom?
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Because she came back...
knocked-up and unmarried!
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She returned with Signor Andre...
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"What a pair, Zaira and Mr. Bang-a-bang!"
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"Bang-a-bang, you kidding"
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"...he was considered the best,
unequaled Chef the Normandie ever had!"
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Listen I say what you see you believe...
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and I see Signor Andre living in
Ca del Mosto sitting on his ass...
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"together with a lady who acts
as his governess,"
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"but is his lover, as everybody knows..."
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"...and a young lass,"
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"...who he treats like a daughter,"
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despite the fact that her surname
is her mother's!
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"Ah, 'tis the life I would lead!"
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Blessed is he who can do it...
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"'mmnaahh, look at you slobbering,"
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"but I can tell you one thing,"
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...nobody's getting our son
without my approval!
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"Besides what's the hurry,
they're too young yet!"
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Ehh... How about if
they've already consumed...?
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"Oh yeah, well that's just too bad,"
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'cause I know my son
He doesn't take after his father!
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Hey... he's no fruit!
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Oh you can bet on that and he's not
indecent either like you are...!
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Well he is my son too... or isn't he?
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"Hmmm! Ohhh! You piggy...!"
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Make Waaaaaayyyyooweeee!
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See you are very lucky...
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What do you mean I'm lucky?
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You're lucky 'cause you're fun...
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"Hmmm... yeah, lots o' fun...?"
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Hmmm...
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So what does that mean?
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'you come with me I'll show you...
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Hey...
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You're supposed to knead
the bread today...!
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"Look I don't get paid, but you do..."
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"Oh... come on, hug me...!"
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My hands are full of dough
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Give here...
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What are you doing...?
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Cleaning you what else...?
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"Oh you're right, Lola, I'm so lucky..."
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No... you excite me too much...
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And so...?
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And so first we have to get married!
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"Oh, with me no and with whores yes huh?!"
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"For your information,"
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I don't go with those kind of women!
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"Don't be wayward with me, Lola..."
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or you'll make me lack respect...
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"Don't be wayward with me, Lola?"
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You must be an idiot!
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"Listen, Masetto..."
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they say virginity is only
a crumb of bread...
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and the first birdie that comes along
takes it away...
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In other words...?
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You're just a dodo!
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"You're almost naked, most of the time..."
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"It's so hot,"
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"What do you want me to dress
like, a nun, huh?"
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Who do you think of all the time...?
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"Of you, just you, all the time..."
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"Oh god, y' driving me crazy..."
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And I'm here waiting...
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"Oh, yes..."
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Signor Tommaso...
the bread too has risen!
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"Should I pick you after lunch,
about 3 o'clock?"
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"No, go respect somebody else..."
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Shameless thing...
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Talking to me...?
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Could've brushed up 'little bit
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"Oh, I leaned on some flour sacks..."
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"Huh, I'll tell y' what you leaned on!"
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I'll brush you dear...
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Ouch...! Why did you hit me like that?!
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Well...?
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Of all the cheek!
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Blessed the cheek...!
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Heh... I think I prefer them headless...
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bodies alone are more expressive...
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and above all... they don't lie...
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"Right, the quintessence of being...
Coito... ergo sum!"
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"En effet, all the rest,
is nothing but, distraction..."
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"No, go ahead say it,"
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"an illusion, a fraud a lie,"
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"no, no even worse, eh... a curse!"
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"Work, success... progress..."
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It's all bullshit...
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"Only there... I, am...!"
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Some of the credit I think is due to the
black and white...
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"Eh, huh... Zaira was made for
black and white!"
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I'll never forget...
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first time I saw her...
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It was in Le Havre...
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I was already a chef on the Normandie...
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and she was in charge of the cloakroom
in first class...
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"Huh... - She was wearing her
black uniform,"
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...White collar... black stockings...
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"pure, white skin..."
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A bombshell!
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She was having an affair with
somebody else...
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and she gave him up for me...
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"She eh, sacrificed him for me..."
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"And you, in exchange,"
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"sacrificed travels, adventures, 'n'
straying about as you pleased... hmm"
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All I gave up were today's myths
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That boom of theirs will blow them up...
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"When I'm out here I can laugh at all the
trouble the world's getting itself into,"
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all I need is what is in my plate...
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and in my bed...
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"that is "la joie de vivre","
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Pepe... Ca del Mosto...
your friendship...
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Hmph... Zaira's derriere
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And... Lola's... smile...
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Must I imagine she's not
your daughter Andre...?
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It is not for you to imagine...
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"Ughhh! That looks sinful, Ma-ma..."
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They're already blessed...
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Praised be the Lord...
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Praised be... - Now and forever amen
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Now and forever amen
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"I've something for you, dear"
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"...the good Pope, John the 23rd,"
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he'll always protect you...
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See if the water's boiling
and check the salt...
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...a little bit too salty...
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For Andre nothing's too salty...
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He's all salt I know...
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"All right let's get a move on,
wash your hands,"
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"and fix a tray with 2 plates, 2 glasses,"
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a bottle of wine and four rolls...
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Yeah yeah...
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"Here... take it up to the Master,"
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he's in the studio with Pepe...
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"What's eating you, Zaire?"
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Eh my daughter's no longer a child...
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Praised be the Lord...
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Here Padre... this is the
heel of the salami...
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the prior's portion...
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"Oh, the hindquarter, thank you child"
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"Thank you and God bless, thank you..."
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Is it true that you and Maxime
had a mistress in common...
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the famous danceusce?
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"Oh, she was famous all right
But not for le dance"
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She once had 12 men on-the-trot
one after the other
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She likes ceremonies
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But Maxime was impotent; was he not?
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he got her warmed up and then
I took over
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"Like I said she likes cerem...
Pepe, Attenio!"
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"Oh Lola, Bonjour mon petit"
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What a pleasure to see you
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"Bonjour, Mr. Pepe"
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Mama prepared you something
to eat and drink
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Mmm... the smell of baked bread!
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More likely of baker boy
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Incidentally how is Thomas Santou?
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What do you care?
You don't have to marry him
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"Well, if he makes love the way
he bakes bread...!"
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You are a very lucky girl
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Monsieur Pepe
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Merci
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Can I leave the tray here?
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Or does it hinder the projector?
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Leave it there. Leave it there
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Thank you...
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It's not the tray that's going to
blur our view...
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Ah-ah... not that!
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It's off limits...
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I'm like Bluebeard...
every door except one
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"And that, where did you get that?"
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One of my old ships...
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The Atalante...
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It's still working...?
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I think so... take a look
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Help me...!
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"All right, all right, come on,
come on then... hm..."
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What are you doing? Put me down
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"All right, you can go now..."
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...run along
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Take them as a present...
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Come on! Let us get on
with our work...
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"Yes, very delicate work...
you never know,"
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you could mistake one ass for another
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She's simply delightful...
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She's a Charlotte Russe...
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And something even more...
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An unquenchable pussy of
natural talent!
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'Lola...?
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00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,676
No! That one...
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Ah! Who's that?
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00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,648
"A country bride, name's... Carla"
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"...shameless, twat"
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"Yet she lives in constant fear,"
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which lends a certain licentiousness
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Where did you come across her...?
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"She was in Michelle's atelier
looking for a dress,"
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"'t was just a candid shot,
she wasn't really posing..."
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"I'll shoot her later this afternoon,"
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full service in the buff...
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With the hat though...
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I guaranteed her that the pictures would
only be published in France...
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although no Italian editor would dare
take the chance. Andre...?
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You come along too...?
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"Yes, of course..."
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Only eh... I feel sorry for her...
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Ahh... she's going to be disappointed...
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what we want from her... is far less
than she's willing to give
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You do me a favor if you come
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Oddly enough...
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Michelle is rather jealous when I'm
alone among such models...
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"Well, you know women,"
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always trying to turn you
into someone else...
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that's why every now and then I have to
make it very clear...
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that I will continue to ehh... give
free rein... to the rest of my desires
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"Bravo Andre,"
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"show everyone that "toi c'est toi...""
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and that it's their choice whether to
take you or leave you
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"Merci, mon ami, I'll walk with you..."
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it's a beautiful day!
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...Betrothed...
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Unbetrothed...
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And what if someone came
walking through?
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He'll enjoy the view...
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00:27:26,692 --> 00:27:30,822
The Normandie was a
floating house of pleasure...
256
00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:33,023
And what pleasure!
257
00:28:36,628 --> 00:28:37,822
"There, there, there..."
258
00:28:37,863 --> 00:28:40,161
"Ahh, now it's as pink as a rose"
259
00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:43,996
"Ahh, I like that"
260
00:28:44,536 --> 00:28:46,094
"Yes, lovely"
261
00:28:47,406 --> 00:28:49,101
"Pepe, prepare her!"
262
00:29:39,324 --> 00:29:39,949
Pepe...
263
00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:41,618
"I, have finished..."
264
00:29:43,495 --> 00:29:46,430
Our trophy is up for the bidding...
265
00:30:18,497 --> 00:30:20,158
I shall be the first...
266
00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,362
And then the others will all join in
267
00:30:26,037 --> 00:30:27,436
How many others...?
268
00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:31,066
Twelve...
269
00:30:33,512 --> 00:30:34,638
"As you wish "mon amour, mon chef!""
270
00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:36,442
Sante... Merci...
271
00:30:40,018 --> 00:30:41,849
Eleven to go...
272
00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:13,835
"I could turn that bakery into
something you wouldn't believe,"
273
00:32:13,878 --> 00:32:16,472
"a big, modern money-making factory..."
274
00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:20,716
Quiet! Ch-ch-ch...
275
00:32:24,189 --> 00:32:28,489
"Eh th-th-th There... there...
Don't make noise, quiet!"
276
00:32:28,526 --> 00:32:32,292
"The-they're the, Cavaliers,
cavaliers of Italy, hey!"
277
00:32:33,965 --> 00:32:35,899
"I really don't see any Cavaliers,"
278
00:32:35,934 --> 00:32:37,401
A couple of twats maybe
279
00:32:38,737 --> 00:32:44,266
"He who sees sees huh! He who sees sees!
The Cavaliers of Italy..."
280
00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:46,342
He's nutty...
281
00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,938
They call them Gildo the Voyeur
Everybody knows him...
282
00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:50,911
What's a voyeur...?
283
00:32:51,249 --> 00:32:53,046
"It's somebody who gets his rocks off
spying on you,"
284
00:32:53,084 --> 00:32:54,779
like those Italian Cavaliers there...
285
00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:57,250
Well who are the Cavaliers of Italy...?
286
00:32:57,889 --> 00:32:59,857
They're our dickey-birds...
287
00:33:00,892 --> 00:33:02,257
...cavaliers... He keeps
going peek-a-boo...
288
00:33:02,294 --> 00:33:03,261
"Oh, he doesn't hurt anybody,"
289
00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:04,887
he just looks that's all...
290
00:33:05,764 --> 00:33:06,890
"Like I was saying,"
291
00:33:06,931 --> 00:33:08,762
"I want to set up a factory, real modern,"
292
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,768
"for the mass-production of breadstick,"
293
00:33:10,802 --> 00:33:12,736
"sandwich-bread and fresh egg noodles,"
294
00:33:12,771 --> 00:33:14,602
for export mostly in Germany...
295
00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:16,231
"And raise laying hens,"
296
00:33:16,274 --> 00:33:17,707
"mass-production eggs for our noodles,"
297
00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:21,075
"automatic heaters and automatic feeders,"
298
00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:23,945
"'got so many things in mind
we can do together, Lola..."
299
00:33:24,249 --> 00:33:25,841
And I have only one!
300
00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:30,778
"Let's get outta her, that nut's there"
301
00:33:30,822 --> 00:33:31,686
So what...
302
00:33:31,723 --> 00:33:33,020
' doesn't seem to bother anyone...
303
00:33:33,525 --> 00:33:35,220
didn't you say he just watches...
304
00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:37,791
"I want you, Tommaso"
305
00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:39,952
"Take me Tommaso, now! - Ohh!"
306
00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:48,690
"Do what you have to do whatta you
waiting for, Tommaso?!"
307
00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:50,701
What I'm waiting for is for us to get married!
308
00:34:50,735 --> 00:34:57,038
"Look he's not waiting, poor thing,
you're cruel. You're gonna make him cry"
309
00:34:58,076 --> 00:34:59,168
Get your bloomers back on...!
310
00:34:59,210 --> 00:35:01,235
"No, I'll do nothing of the sort,"
311
00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:03,577
not before you avoid respecting me...
312
00:35:03,615 --> 00:35:05,014
Avoid...?
313
00:35:05,049 --> 00:35:07,244
"Rape me, screw me, do me!"
314
00:35:08,553 --> 00:35:09,850
Are you crazy...
315
00:35:09,888 --> 00:35:10,684
"...only a few days before our wedding,"
316
00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:11,722
n' you want to ruin it all...
317
00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:13,485
Don't worry it's not gonna get ruined
318
00:35:13,825 --> 00:35:14,689
"What if I don't like you,"
319
00:35:14,726 --> 00:35:15,818
and it's all wrong...
320
00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:17,623
"One must experiment before the wedding,"
321
00:35:17,962 --> 00:35:21,864
"I have to know beforehand,
and make sure that you love me, ahh..."
322
00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:24,694
You want to be sure of my love?
323
00:35:25,036 --> 00:35:27,197
My respecting you is the
very proof of it
324
00:35:27,238 --> 00:35:30,036
"You're being silly, Lola,
you're talking nonsense!"
325
00:35:32,510 --> 00:35:34,068
"I want an apology, Lola..."
326
00:35:34,112 --> 00:35:35,409
An apology?!
327
00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,244
"Where do you think you are,
in a tearoom or something?"
328
00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:39,881
I know what you got spinning your head
329
00:35:39,918 --> 00:35:41,510
"You're worried I'm gonna betray you,"
330
00:35:41,553 --> 00:35:42,850
and put the horns on you
331
00:35:43,121 --> 00:35:44,748
"Which is what you deserve probably,"
332
00:35:44,789 --> 00:35:45,949
you think virginity...
333
00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:48,322
is an insurance policy against
your getting the horns!
334
00:35:48,993 --> 00:35:50,358
The poor boy...
335
00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:53,927
"I could put horns on you before
and after our marriage,"
336
00:35:53,965 --> 00:35:55,330
just like that!
337
00:35:55,366 --> 00:35:58,665
"Faggot! Go on, go marry
your noodle factory!"
338
00:35:59,437 --> 00:36:01,302
"Come back, Lola, where are you going?"
339
00:36:01,606 --> 00:36:04,302
To find somebody who's less of a jerk
than you are!
340
00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,971
"A virgin, ole..."
341
00:36:10,949 --> 00:36:13,816
Is there anyone willing
not to respect me...?
342
00:36:14,152 --> 00:36:15,744
Come back here
343
00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:33,529
"Hey you, Voyeur..."
344
00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:38,206
What's going on...?
345
00:36:39,477 --> 00:36:41,104
I scared him too
346
00:36:43,848 --> 00:36:46,146
"No, you what you should
listen to me... Hmm?"
347
00:36:50,355 --> 00:36:51,617
Stupid...
348
00:36:56,494 --> 00:37:00,157
...so stupid... Let go...
349
00:37:07,372 --> 00:37:09,465
...You're right I'm pretty stupid
350
00:37:23,354 --> 00:37:25,822
Oh the dressmaker! I had an
appointment at five...
351
00:37:25,857 --> 00:37:27,518
"Don't worry, we'll make it..."
352
00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:39,467
"Sonia, come"
353
00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:42,799
...it's so nice here
354
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,932
Come...
355
00:37:47,979 --> 00:37:49,241
"Get the damn thing started,"
356
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,679
"I don't wanna get there too late,"
357
00:37:50,715 --> 00:37:53,309
for my bridal gown I'm supposed to
try it on...
358
00:37:54,786 --> 00:37:57,653
"What's the point in going, if you're
not gonna marry me anymore?"
359
00:37:57,689 --> 00:38:01,250
You can go fly a kite while I marry
somebody that I like...
360
00:38:04,062 --> 00:38:05,996
What the hell is the matter with this
all of a sudden?!
361
00:38:14,439 --> 00:38:15,667
"Look if you don't hurry,"
362
00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:18,232
you're gonna bleed to death
before I get to the dressmaker...
363
00:38:18,276 --> 00:38:20,801
"Yeah well you better get out
and get my handkerchief,"
364
00:38:20,845 --> 00:38:22,244
...in my side-pocket...
365
00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:37,420
I don't feel any handkerchief...
366
00:38:39,464 --> 00:38:41,295
There's really nothing much in there...
367
00:38:41,332 --> 00:38:42,162
Shuttup
Not very much...
368
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,464
"Put anything on it,
a strip of your blouse,"
369
00:38:44,502 --> 00:38:46,231
"your skirt, whatever!"
370
00:38:48,272 --> 00:38:49,534
Wait a minute...
371
00:38:53,978 --> 00:38:55,309
Don't worry...
372
00:38:58,383 --> 00:38:59,873
Hold still...
373
00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:15,632
"The juices of women are a potent,
and immediate disinfectant..."
374
00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:19,134
Wow! You're really too much for me...
375
00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:20,501
"Well, it's true..."
376
00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:25,540
"What goes on in that little head
of yours anyway, huh?"
377
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,678
Only because today is Easter...
378
00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:34,582
It's the last time I'm going to step in
379
00:39:34,619 --> 00:39:36,519
I just find it inhibiting...
380
00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:38,716
What is this disgust?
381
00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:41,181
I'm surprised at your repression!
382
00:39:41,225 --> 00:39:43,989
"Knowing how talented your finger is!
Ow, ahhh, goddamn bird..."
383
00:39:47,532 --> 00:39:49,090
what've you been eating?! -Ahh...
384
00:39:51,969 --> 00:39:53,800
"Let me take care of it,"
385
00:39:55,106 --> 00:39:56,733
give here...
386
00:40:09,487 --> 00:40:11,512
"What are you tugging there, stupid...?!"
387
00:40:23,601 --> 00:40:26,195
You'd like me to have one like that
wouldn't you...?
388
00:40:26,237 --> 00:40:27,431
"It's late, come on!"
389
00:40:57,335 --> 00:40:58,962
"Oh, just barely in time..."
390
00:40:59,403 --> 00:41:00,700
"Hey, wait up..."
391
00:41:02,807 --> 00:41:04,570
"Can't we go together, slow down?"
392
00:41:04,609 --> 00:41:05,735
"You crazy,"
393
00:41:05,777 --> 00:41:07,438
"Showing the gown to the groom,"
394
00:41:07,478 --> 00:41:10,208
"spells a marriage of ill-fated doom""
395
00:41:10,481 --> 00:41:12,506
Watch out with your dressmaker huh?
396
00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:15,410
A french seamstress who whores
on the side...
397
00:41:15,453 --> 00:41:17,114
that can get kinda heady
398
00:41:17,155 --> 00:41:19,715
"She can influence you,
don't forget that, Lola!"
399
00:41:19,757 --> 00:41:21,315
Shut up!
400
00:41:22,093 --> 00:41:23,856
How I could fall in love
with an idiot like that!
401
00:41:25,997 --> 00:41:27,658
I'd be waiting at the bar
402
00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:33,132
"All of a sudden it rains,"
403
00:41:33,571 --> 00:41:35,232
"what weather, look at it..."
404
00:41:35,273 --> 00:41:38,106
"Unpredictable like women, yeah, 'eah..."
405
00:41:50,555 --> 00:41:53,422
"Un moment, j'arrive... mon Dieu"
406
00:41:55,726 --> 00:41:56,954
"Oh it's you, cherie..."
407
00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:57,926
I was about to call you...
408
00:41:57,962 --> 00:41:59,486
"I'm sorry I'm late, Madame,"
409
00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:00,792
it started to rain and I was on a...
410
00:42:00,832 --> 00:42:03,824
"Yes-yes-yes, all right, come along"
411
00:42:06,103 --> 00:42:07,400
"Huh, with lightning too"
412
00:42:09,373 --> 00:42:10,772
Voila...
413
00:42:10,808 --> 00:42:14,073
"Ooohh how beautiful,
a work of art Madame..."
414
00:42:14,111 --> 00:42:17,103
"Yes it's coming along well,
undress and try it on"
415
00:42:17,148 --> 00:42:18,046
Yeah...
416
00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:32,261
Ehhh... I'm afraid it's not possible
417
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:33,824
Et pourquoi?
418
00:42:34,131 --> 00:42:35,496
Don't have any panties
419
00:42:35,867 --> 00:42:36,925
What...?
420
00:42:37,201 --> 00:42:38,429
"You lost them by accident, cherie?"
421
00:42:38,469 --> 00:42:40,437
"Well, in a way..."
422
00:42:40,471 --> 00:42:41,938
it was an emergency
423
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,802
"Oh, je comprend..."
424
00:42:43,841 --> 00:42:45,502
at your age it's very common
425
00:42:45,543 --> 00:42:46,703
"and it happens often,"
426
00:42:46,744 --> 00:42:48,302
Oh but I have what you need...
427
00:42:48,613 --> 00:42:50,808
So you undress and I'd be right back
428
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,491
"Hurry, vite, vite..."
429
00:43:05,529 --> 00:43:08,828
"Vite, vite? Ou'est-ce qu' il y a?
...Pourquois?"
430
00:43:17,275 --> 00:43:19,402
Go on...
431
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,755
Here we are... these come from Paris...
432
00:43:32,790 --> 00:43:35,384
they are trimmed with lace...
tre's chic cherie
433
00:43:37,428 --> 00:43:39,089
Thank you Madame Michelle...
434
00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:40,256
You'll have them tomorrow
435
00:43:40,298 --> 00:43:42,789
"Oh no no, you can keep them, darling"
436
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,892
It will be my wedding gift
437
00:43:51,943 --> 00:43:53,410
"This is a lovely gown, dear..."
438
00:43:53,444 --> 00:43:55,469
But I think you look best...
439
00:43:55,513 --> 00:43:56,844
When you are in the nude
440
00:43:57,581 --> 00:43:59,879
"Well, I can't go to church
with just a veil..."
441
00:44:00,217 --> 00:44:01,479
What a shame...
442
00:44:01,919 --> 00:44:04,353
You're perfect as it...
443
00:44:04,388 --> 00:44:06,185
"There are men who I know, cherie..."
444
00:44:06,223 --> 00:44:09,283
who would... pay a fortune for a girl...
445
00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,386
"...like you are, dear"
446
00:44:12,129 --> 00:44:13,790
Might you be virgin...?
447
00:44:14,165 --> 00:44:15,632
"Yeah, I feel like a dope..."
448
00:44:16,968 --> 00:44:18,731
You said that they would pay a lot...
449
00:44:18,769 --> 00:44:20,896
"Beaucoup, beaucoup d'argent..."
450
00:44:21,205 --> 00:44:24,732
So many girls sit on a fortune
without even knowing it
451
00:44:24,775 --> 00:44:28,506
"lmagine, there's a gentleman I know
who is ready to pay an enormous sum,"
452
00:44:28,546 --> 00:44:32,038
"just to be near you... and admire you,"
453
00:44:32,383 --> 00:44:33,850
...in total respect...
454
00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:35,909
"Oh, no. It's a mania,"
455
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,912
ooohhh... in total respect!
456
00:44:38,422 --> 00:44:39,548
"No, dear Michelle,"
457
00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:40,614
"I thank you,"
458
00:44:40,658 --> 00:44:42,387
but love's a lot of fun...!
459
00:44:42,727 --> 00:44:44,854
And if it isn't I don' wanna do it...
460
00:44:47,331 --> 00:44:49,026
Oh... excuse me a minute...
461
00:45:01,345 --> 00:45:02,334
Madame Carla...?
462
00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:04,211
Good evening
463
00:45:04,248 --> 00:45:05,545
"...and how are you, Michelle?"
464
00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:06,572
Through there...
465
00:45:06,617 --> 00:45:07,811
Thank you
466
00:45:18,229 --> 00:45:19,560
Silly tarts
467
00:45:21,332 --> 00:45:25,894
Oh mon chou... you're a veritable angel
468
00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:35,067
What... your husband Madame Michelle...
469
00:45:35,513 --> 00:45:36,980
What kind of photos does he do?
470
00:45:37,314 --> 00:45:38,713
"Photos of art, my dear..."
471
00:45:40,985 --> 00:45:43,510
But models in Italy have no class
472
00:45:44,121 --> 00:45:46,919
"Paris is another world, plus chic!"
473
00:45:48,359 --> 00:45:49,986
Ahhh... Then why didn't you stay
where you were?
474
00:45:50,394 --> 00:45:53,124
For many reasons... my dear
475
00:45:53,631 --> 00:45:56,191
...la guerre... politics...
476
00:45:56,233 --> 00:45:57,666
"And Cinema, the movies,"
477
00:45:57,701 --> 00:46:00,135
I worked in wardrobe
and he was cameraman...
478
00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:01,866
But that was a long time ago...
479
00:46:08,312 --> 00:46:10,678
"Voila... Perfection... not yet,"
480
00:46:10,714 --> 00:46:11,942
You are missing the veil...
481
00:46:12,483 --> 00:46:14,713
No moving... you're full of pins
482
00:46:14,752 --> 00:46:16,083
...they hurt
483
00:46:54,425 --> 00:46:58,156
"I accepted only because they're
artistic photos, Signor Andre..."
484
00:46:58,195 --> 00:47:03,565
"But of course, Signora Carla...
eh, artistic, and... poetic!"
485
00:47:03,934 --> 00:47:06,027
Don't squeeze your legs together then...
486
00:47:07,538 --> 00:47:09,506
Now lift your slip...
487
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:10,837
Very good
488
00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:12,240
Lean forward...
489
00:47:12,276 --> 00:47:14,437
...it has got to stick out
490
00:47:15,379 --> 00:47:16,311
The highlight!
491
00:47:16,347 --> 00:47:17,371
"We've just met,"
492
00:47:17,414 --> 00:47:19,177
I naturally wouldn't want you to
think badly of me
493
00:47:19,216 --> 00:47:23,380
"On the contrary, I think very
highly of you, Signora Carla..."
494
00:47:23,854 --> 00:47:25,947
"Oh... pardon, I was looking for a veil',"
495
00:47:25,990 --> 00:47:33,055
"Carla, you are worthy of D'Annunzio..."
496
00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:34,724
Am I pretty...?
497
00:47:35,065 --> 00:47:40,526
Hmmm... a... bijou
498
00:47:40,571 --> 00:47:42,232
D'Annunzio...
499
00:48:20,477 --> 00:48:21,671
Here you are darling
500
00:48:25,883 --> 00:48:27,851
"And your veil, you like it?"
501
00:48:29,653 --> 00:48:31,314
I dunno...
502
00:48:31,388 --> 00:48:32,480
It's a veil...
503
00:48:32,523 --> 00:48:33,990
"What's the matter, dear..."
504
00:48:34,024 --> 00:48:35,082
Are you upset?
505
00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:36,824
"Oh, it's nothing..."
506
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,157
"could be because the day is gloomy,"
507
00:48:38,195 --> 00:48:39,924
and that we're in the dark...
508
00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:43,792
"It often happens the first time
you put on a wedding gown,"
509
00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:45,233
"but you get over it,"
510
00:48:45,269 --> 00:48:47,499
"it's just a bit of, "cafardness""
511
00:48:47,771 --> 00:48:50,069
Huh? Bit of ca'...?
512
00:48:50,107 --> 00:48:53,008
"En francais you say "cafard""
513
00:48:53,277 --> 00:48:55,268
"Ahh, I know that's "melancholy","
514
00:48:55,312 --> 00:48:57,371
Andre says that to Mama when she's sad
515
00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:01,612
Oui... you're melancholy and sad?
516
00:49:08,425 --> 00:49:09,449
"No, I'm not sad, it's only that..."
517
00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:13,088
"Only that, it itches like hell!"
518
00:49:13,897 --> 00:49:15,660
"Oh bravo, Lola"
519
00:49:15,699 --> 00:49:17,132
"when it itches it itches,"
520
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:20,261
which of course has nothing to do
with your being a bride
521
00:50:07,484 --> 00:50:08,678
'pretty long time...
522
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,346
I took the time it took...
523
00:50:15,826 --> 00:50:16,986
Did it come out right?
524
00:50:17,628 --> 00:50:18,822
Hmmm...
525
00:50:36,513 --> 00:50:37,639
Wanna drink or something?
526
00:50:40,884 --> 00:50:42,044
Hmmm... Marsala wine...
527
00:50:42,086 --> 00:50:43,075
That's pretty strong...
528
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,054
"Too bad, I feel like Marsala..."
529
00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:49,156
One Marsala
530
00:51:01,105 --> 00:51:04,006
"Look, what a nice wedding gift
I got from Madame Michelle"
531
00:51:07,578 --> 00:51:08,272
Cover up!
532
00:51:08,312 --> 00:51:09,472
Why?
533
00:51:10,781 --> 00:51:11,509
They're looking at you...
534
00:51:11,548 --> 00:51:12,742
Well it's too bad
535
00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:35,298
"Ohhh... you're staring at the girl,"
536
00:51:35,339 --> 00:51:37,068
you're gonna get the guy all riled up...
537
00:51:37,107 --> 00:51:38,734
So whatta y' worried about...
538
00:51:38,776 --> 00:51:40,004
It's not like we were back in Palermo...
539
00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:41,873
we're up North...
540
00:51:42,179 --> 00:51:43,908
"They're nice, they don't get offended,"
541
00:51:43,947 --> 00:51:45,346
when you happen to look at their broads
542
00:51:46,216 --> 00:51:49,583
Sit like a lady or there'll be trouble
543
00:51:50,053 --> 00:51:52,351
"Ooph, Tommaso you're such a bore..."
544
00:52:15,512 --> 00:52:17,639
"Oy-yo-yo-yo, I'm dying, she's crazy..."
545
00:52:17,681 --> 00:52:19,046
Now the fun starts...
546
00:53:34,992 --> 00:53:36,653
"Come on Lola, let's get outta here!"
547
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,052
I'm not going anywhere
548
00:53:38,795 --> 00:53:39,784
What do you mean?
549
00:53:40,197 --> 00:53:41,960
No! ...besides it's raining...
550
00:53:42,799 --> 00:53:44,391
I gotta go to the John too
551
00:53:55,746 --> 00:53:57,407
If you need help...
552
00:53:58,982 --> 00:54:00,916
I'm at your disposal
553
00:54:01,585 --> 00:54:03,348
Got him right on the beak...
554
00:54:03,387 --> 00:54:04,786
You deserved it
555
00:54:05,989 --> 00:54:08,184
"Look, he's starting to get angry"
556
00:55:32,876 --> 00:55:33,604
What the...
557
00:55:33,644 --> 00:55:34,702
That's enough now...
558
00:55:35,145 --> 00:55:36,840
Whatta you crazy or something...?!
559
00:55:37,114 --> 00:55:38,445
You're coming with me!
560
00:55:39,082 --> 00:55:40,242
Watch your manners
561
00:55:40,283 --> 00:55:41,215
"Let go of me,"
562
00:55:41,251 --> 00:55:42,582
who do you think you are anyway?!
563
00:55:42,853 --> 00:55:44,753
And you dance with me from now on!
564
00:55:44,788 --> 00:55:46,119
We made the North jealous...
565
00:55:46,456 --> 00:55:47,923
"You fucking Bedouin,
I'll bust your head in!"
566
00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:48,982
Get your hands off of him
567
00:55:53,196 --> 00:55:54,595
"Hold him, hold him, we'll giv'm a lesson"
568
00:55:55,265 --> 00:55:57,699
Bash his head and see if it scores...
569
00:55:58,001 --> 00:56:01,266
"On the pinball? Hey, not on the machine"
570
00:56:01,672 --> 00:56:03,206
"I don't have to marry you,"
571
00:56:03,206 --> 00:56:04,537
I'm free-free to do as I damn please
572
00:56:05,142 --> 00:56:06,541
"Yeah, I wish I were too..."
573
00:56:06,576 --> 00:56:07,565
Good-bye
574
00:56:08,011 --> 00:56:10,104
"Break, break..."
575
00:56:11,314 --> 00:56:12,679
That's enough!
576
00:56:16,186 --> 00:56:18,552
"Miss, Hey Miss... hop in
I'll give you a lift"
577
00:56:19,523 --> 00:56:21,718
I will go where you go...
wherever that is...
578
00:56:23,326 --> 00:56:24,623
"Come on, hop in"
579
00:56:25,028 --> 00:56:27,861
"What are you afraid of, I'm a gentleman"
580
00:56:28,031 --> 00:56:29,328
"I am, can't you tell...?"
581
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:31,896
"Oh, c'mon Miss get in the car..."
582
00:56:39,943 --> 00:56:41,171
Lola!
583
00:56:45,215 --> 00:56:46,614
Lola...
584
00:56:46,650 --> 00:56:48,413
"Get in, let's go!"
585
00:56:51,955 --> 00:56:53,889
Lolaaa!
586
00:56:54,725 --> 00:56:56,283
"Now, now..."
587
00:57:02,766 --> 00:57:04,961
"No Lola, where you going..."
588
00:57:15,612 --> 00:57:17,603
How'd it go? You lost your gadget?
589
00:57:18,882 --> 00:57:20,349
What gadget?
590
00:57:20,383 --> 00:57:22,908
"With the dude who was hollering
like he had a fever,"
591
00:57:22,953 --> 00:57:24,045
you're Lola huh?
592
00:57:24,421 --> 00:57:25,251
Lola...?
593
00:57:25,288 --> 00:57:25,982
No...
594
00:57:26,022 --> 00:57:27,046
Oh really...?
595
00:57:27,557 --> 00:57:28,751
My name is Zaira...
596
00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:30,589
"Zaira, it's a pleasure,"
597
00:57:30,627 --> 00:57:32,788
"you are talking to Lenzi Remo
the furrier,"
598
00:57:32,829 --> 00:57:34,729
"absolute best furrier in the business,"
599
00:57:34,765 --> 00:57:36,164
A- Number-one
600
00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:39,594
Would you like to take a peak?
601
00:57:39,636 --> 00:57:40,830
Go ahead...
602
00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:42,099
feel how lush they are...
603
00:57:48,478 --> 00:57:51,641
You got a pretty good chassis
there Zaira...
604
00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,239
You ever think of modelling?
605
00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:56,016
You'd look great in a mink coat...
606
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:59,120
How about a little music...?
607
00:58:02,359 --> 00:58:03,724
"That's it, relax honey,"
608
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,887
"then you'll tell me
where you have to go, huh?"
609
00:58:06,863 --> 00:58:09,127
"Maybe you want me to,
close the window...?"
610
00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:11,827
"Ehh... no don't close it,"
611
00:58:12,536 --> 00:58:15,027
I need the air and the rain drops...
612
00:58:16,473 --> 00:58:17,963
What are you afraid of?
613
00:58:18,642 --> 00:58:21,941
"Zilch, o' nobody, nothing..."
614
00:58:34,591 --> 00:58:36,786
"Yeah, you're a winner... Ohh"
615
00:58:43,233 --> 00:58:45,292
...every little bit...
616
00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:53,305
Whatta bush...
617
00:59:37,721 --> 00:59:40,019
"I get your fur, Zaira,"
618
00:59:40,056 --> 00:59:42,251
"and you're gonna get all of mine,"
619
00:59:42,626 --> 00:59:44,856
fair exchange huh...
620
00:59:52,002 --> 00:59:56,234
"Oh, more, even more...
You are "la joie... de vivre...!""
621
01:00:04,915 --> 01:00:11,343
Formidable... A dream...
in black and white
622
01:00:36,479 --> 01:00:37,707
What the hell are you doing?
623
01:00:37,747 --> 01:00:38,839
Where am I anyway?!
624
01:00:38,882 --> 01:00:40,247
"You're with me honey, take it easy"
625
01:00:40,283 --> 01:00:41,682
Let go. I wanna get outta here...
626
01:00:41,718 --> 01:00:42,912
Oh c'mon...
627
01:00:42,953 --> 01:00:45,012
"You come in my car without any panties,"
628
01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:47,580
and then all of a sudden you wanna
turn me into a sucker or something?
629
01:00:47,624 --> 01:00:49,558
"I don't have to turn you,
you already are!"
630
01:00:49,893 --> 01:00:51,554
"Ah, so pussy's being sarcastic,"
631
01:00:51,594 --> 01:00:53,585
"Well I'll teach you a lesson
you'll never forget,"
632
01:00:53,630 --> 01:00:55,427
"Come here, Miss no panties..."
633
01:00:55,465 --> 01:00:57,194
"Get ya filthy hands, Hmmm!"
634
01:01:03,239 --> 01:01:04,934
"Ohhhh... Ahhhh... you bitch,
you crazy or something"
635
01:01:05,275 --> 01:01:06,867
"You wanna get hit smart ass,"
636
01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:08,707
"here, now stop it!"
637
01:01:08,745 --> 01:01:12,647
You wiggle your ass then you do
virgin martyr bit?
638
01:01:12,682 --> 01:01:15,981
"Zaira, you know what you are, huh,
Zaira you know what?"
639
01:01:16,019 --> 01:01:17,884
"A hunk o' tail, a hooker, yeah..."
640
01:01:17,921 --> 01:01:21,152
"Where the hell do you think
you are going, Chippy..."
641
01:01:21,191 --> 01:01:23,022
"Where the fuck do you think, Ahh,"
642
01:01:23,059 --> 01:01:25,550
"...no you don't, gimme a piece of that!"
643
01:01:26,363 --> 01:01:30,663
"Ahhhhh, you cunt you, right in the
soft parts, right in the nuts..."
644
01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:33,100
I'll get you yet...
645
01:01:33,136 --> 01:01:34,535
Oh yeah...?!
646
01:01:34,838 --> 01:01:37,204
"Then come on out, I dare you...!"
647
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,177
That's not fairplay... not fairplay
...it's not...
648
01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:02,924
"Coming, coming..."
649
01:03:08,031 --> 01:03:09,760
It's your Masetto...
650
01:03:09,799 --> 01:03:11,061
"Well, don't keep him waiting"
651
01:03:13,303 --> 01:03:14,702
Enter dear
652
01:03:23,947 --> 01:03:25,938
Ahh... a splendid book
653
01:03:25,982 --> 01:03:28,678
"Here's someone who finally says
loud and clear,"
654
01:03:28,718 --> 01:03:31,186
"that they shouldn't
close down the house,"
655
01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:32,347
"and that as a result,"
656
01:03:32,388 --> 01:03:34,754
Society ladies are now
putting out for free
657
01:03:35,258 --> 01:03:36,282
That bitchy senator...
658
01:03:36,326 --> 01:03:37,759
it's all on account of her...
659
01:03:37,794 --> 01:03:39,591
She's probably doin' it for nothing...
660
01:03:39,662 --> 01:03:41,630
"I didn't come here for any senator,"
661
01:03:41,664 --> 01:03:42,926
It's you I come for
662
01:03:45,335 --> 01:03:47,428
"Heyyy... look at you,"
663
01:03:47,470 --> 01:03:49,495
you'd think you were shipwrecked...
664
01:03:50,473 --> 01:03:52,373
"Got in a brawl, huh?"
665
01:03:53,009 --> 01:03:54,806
...you can tell me...
666
01:03:55,011 --> 01:03:57,605
"Look I came here to get laid,
not to fuck around..."
667
01:03:57,647 --> 01:03:59,171
"Yeah well, before you start tootsie,"
668
01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:01,046
"let's dry you up a little, huh?"
669
01:04:05,555 --> 01:04:07,489
"Relax now, take it easy"
670
01:04:07,524 --> 01:04:08,855
Your Wilma's here with you
671
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,658
"...good boy, you dry your hair now..."
672
01:04:14,297 --> 01:04:16,629
Let's hope you didn't drench
your money too
673
01:04:19,869 --> 01:04:21,302
"Ah, let go I'll do it... Hmm?"
674
01:04:29,345 --> 01:04:31,472
"So, what happened to your finger?"
675
01:04:31,781 --> 01:04:32,907
Need a new bandage?
676
01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:34,177
It's coming apart...
677
01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:37,015
See... I'll do it for you
678
01:04:47,363 --> 01:04:50,355
What... wha' did you use it
as a Band-Aid?
679
01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:54,128
"Ah I'amour, I'amour..."
680
01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,569
"She must really be in love with you,"
681
01:04:55,605 --> 01:04:57,971
if she's ready to give up
her panties for you
682
01:04:58,374 --> 01:05:00,638
"So tell me what did you fight over,"
683
01:05:00,677 --> 01:05:03,669
another of your ugly jealous rows?
684
01:05:04,147 --> 01:05:05,512
"None of your business what I do,"
685
01:05:05,548 --> 01:05:06,572
I'm here to get laid...
686
01:05:06,616 --> 01:05:08,015
No you are frustrated...
687
01:05:08,051 --> 01:05:09,450
...and I got to be your scapegoat
688
01:05:10,086 --> 01:05:13,112
"With the houses closed,
everybody get his on the run,"
689
01:05:13,156 --> 01:05:15,056
no longer any room for foreplay...
690
01:05:15,525 --> 01:05:19,256
"In the old sporting houses I heard say
girls conversed a lot with the clients,"
691
01:05:19,295 --> 01:05:20,922
joked and sang...
692
01:05:20,964 --> 01:05:23,660
It was a question of principle!
For me it was...
693
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:26,328
A question of principle for fuck?
694
01:05:26,903 --> 01:05:28,131
My poor little Tomasetto...
695
01:05:28,171 --> 01:05:29,195
Shut up...
696
01:05:30,506 --> 01:05:31,632
Here... slip it on...
697
01:05:39,349 --> 01:05:43,285
"You're always... so exciting, Masetto,"
698
01:05:44,654 --> 01:05:46,485
Come...
699
01:05:49,359 --> 01:05:51,850
So... how do you want me...?
700
01:05:53,596 --> 01:05:55,860
"Yes darling, do what you want..."
701
01:05:55,898 --> 01:05:58,162
...and don't think about her
making you angry
702
01:05:58,768 --> 01:06:00,895
"Come, come, get on me..."
703
01:06:00,937 --> 01:06:02,097
"Jump on me,"
704
01:06:02,138 --> 01:06:03,196
kiss me if you like... ohhh...
705
01:06:03,239 --> 01:06:06,504
"Yes, I'm ready,"
706
01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:08,373
You're driving me crazy...
707
01:06:08,778 --> 01:06:11,679
This is how you have to screw
that dumb twat of yours...
708
01:06:11,714 --> 01:06:12,908
"Shut up, don't talk..."
709
01:06:13,216 --> 01:06:14,478
"Forgive me, I won't talk,"
710
01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:15,882
let's just enjoy!
711
01:06:15,918 --> 01:06:16,850
"I'm the dumb twat,"
712
01:06:16,886 --> 01:06:17,784
"...not her,"
713
01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:20,550
"just me, just me!!"
714
01:06:26,229 --> 01:06:31,098
Lola
715
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,055
"Tell me something, Wilma..."
716
01:06:59,662 --> 01:07:01,459
Why is Lola so spiteful?
717
01:07:01,831 --> 01:07:05,665
"Oh, sweet boy... you should know..."
718
01:07:05,935 --> 01:07:08,961
...that love is all a spite...
719
01:07:28,424 --> 01:07:29,721
Hmph! What happened to you?
720
01:07:30,226 --> 01:07:31,716
Ah caught in a rainstorm...
721
01:07:32,528 --> 01:07:33,790
Aren't you up early?
722
01:07:34,697 --> 01:07:36,426
Was getting ready to go out hunting...
723
01:07:39,469 --> 01:07:41,494
Pepe's coming by later...
724
01:07:43,973 --> 01:07:44,997
And Mama...?
725
01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:48,238
Upstairs... asleep...
726
01:07:52,148 --> 01:07:53,843
Yeah...
727
01:07:54,350 --> 01:07:56,181
Dry yourself...
728
01:07:56,219 --> 01:07:57,516
you'll catch your death...
729
01:07:58,254 --> 01:07:59,152
Here...
730
01:07:59,188 --> 01:08:00,985
"Gotta take these off first,
they're so sopping"
731
01:08:06,929 --> 01:08:09,454
Then hang it in front of me
if it bothers you
732
01:08:14,704 --> 01:08:17,605
What's the matter?
733
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,733
"You're the father you say you are,"
734
01:08:19,776 --> 01:08:21,403
aren't you...?
735
01:08:33,055 --> 01:08:35,114
"All done, you can dry me now..."
736
01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:35,783
Finished?
737
01:08:35,825 --> 01:08:39,090
Is something missing? It's all I got...
738
01:08:53,342 --> 01:09:00,043
"Well, what happened, did you eh...
Have a fight with Tommaso?"
739
01:09:00,616 --> 01:09:02,311
It's over with him...
740
01:09:09,826 --> 01:09:12,351
Ahhh... Go on. What happened?
741
01:09:13,129 --> 01:09:15,029
The usual...
742
01:09:15,331 --> 01:09:16,764
he's your opposite...
743
01:09:18,901 --> 01:09:20,129
"With him there's no kidding,"
744
01:09:20,169 --> 01:09:21,796
"no fooling around, no dreaming..."
745
01:09:22,004 --> 01:09:25,132
"He keep's saying: no, no, no as usual"
746
01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,509
"He's always making a scene,"
747
01:09:27,543 --> 01:09:28,908
"he's jealous of anybody,"
748
01:09:28,945 --> 01:09:30,469
I say hello to...
749
01:09:31,681 --> 01:09:33,979
Even of my father...
750
01:09:36,953 --> 01:09:38,614
Hmph... Maybe he's right
751
01:09:38,654 --> 01:09:41,646
You can't lock up la joie de vivre...
752
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,448
Or could he be wrong...
753
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:45,493
Do you love him?
754
01:09:47,864 --> 01:09:49,263
I don't know...
755
01:09:49,565 --> 01:09:50,896
There are two Lolas...
756
01:09:53,102 --> 01:09:55,696
One wants Masetto...
757
01:09:58,808 --> 01:10:02,175
and the other...
758
01:10:05,815 --> 01:10:07,680
Dry yourself...
759
01:10:23,566 --> 01:10:26,535
"Here... drink this, it'll do you good"
760
01:10:35,811 --> 01:10:37,540
"Hey, what is that?"
761
01:10:43,119 --> 01:10:46,020
Find me a dress that's dry
Look inside my room
762
01:10:47,690 --> 01:10:49,681
Not even please...?
763
01:10:50,026 --> 01:10:51,550
Why don't you go and fetch it yourself?
764
01:10:53,796 --> 01:10:55,661
Because if I go...
765
01:10:56,832 --> 01:10:59,562
Who knows if I'll return?
766
01:12:30,059 --> 01:12:31,287
What are you looking at...?
767
01:12:31,327 --> 01:12:33,591
"The moon, it's so white"
768
01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:40,965
Yeah... So am I...
And... elle est belle...!
769
01:12:42,938 --> 01:12:44,838
Like a posed photograph...?
770
01:12:44,874 --> 01:12:48,275
Oh better... Like a woman!
771
01:12:49,412 --> 01:12:50,572
"Right, that's enough, get dressed"
772
01:12:50,613 --> 01:12:51,671
"No, you dress me"
773
01:12:51,714 --> 01:12:55,878
"Come here... here put this on, here"
774
01:12:56,952 --> 01:12:58,214
How'd you find this one?
775
01:12:58,654 --> 01:13:00,246
I just followed my nose...
776
01:13:02,825 --> 01:13:04,258
"I can just see you snooping around
in my room,"
777
01:13:04,293 --> 01:13:05,920
"when I'm not there, huh?"
778
01:13:05,961 --> 01:13:10,421
And you come snooping around...
even when I'm here
779
01:13:18,808 --> 01:13:21,208
"You're still going to marry
Tommaso, huh?"
780
01:13:21,377 --> 01:13:23,106
"No, not anymore..."
781
01:13:23,145 --> 01:13:25,306
Then you can carry on making him jealous
782
01:13:25,347 --> 01:13:27,144
"I'm not marrying Tommaso,"
783
01:13:27,216 --> 01:13:28,410
...you wanna bet?
784
01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,582
Easy... Bet what...?
785
01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:31,950
Me...
786
01:13:32,488 --> 01:13:34,388
"Don't joke, baby girl"
787
01:13:34,690 --> 01:13:36,749
"No, it's a fact..."
788
01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:38,384
"Though I'm promised to Tommaso,"
789
01:13:38,427 --> 01:13:41,590
"it is you who are, luring me away..."
790
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:46,897
Don't talk foolishly... I'm your father
791
01:13:49,672 --> 01:13:54,473
"Well are you... or, aren't you?"
792
01:13:57,246 --> 01:13:59,646
Andre! Lola!
793
01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:02,114
You little slut! Dirty slut!
794
01:14:02,151 --> 01:14:05,552
"All right, all right Zaira, all right,
nothing happened!"
795
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:13,218
The wench!
796
01:14:13,262 --> 01:14:14,422
Look who's talking?
797
01:14:14,463 --> 01:14:16,590
"I saw your sleazy bordello photographs,"
798
01:14:16,632 --> 01:14:17,860
...congratulations!
799
01:14:18,467 --> 01:14:20,901
"I can accept the others,
but not my daughter!"
800
01:14:21,303 --> 01:14:24,238
"Dirty lech, you turned her
into your lover, huh?"
801
01:14:24,273 --> 01:14:25,433
"Admit it,"
802
01:14:25,474 --> 01:14:26,406
"I want to know, I want to know!"
803
01:14:26,442 --> 01:14:27,602
"What's there to know,"
804
01:14:27,643 --> 01:14:28,667
"you jealous idiot,"
805
01:14:28,711 --> 01:14:29,735
"she came in here soaked to the skin,"
806
01:14:29,779 --> 01:14:31,406
and I helped to dry her!
807
01:14:31,447 --> 01:14:33,381
"That is all, that is all..."
808
01:14:35,451 --> 01:14:37,419
Now I want to know everything from you
809
01:14:37,453 --> 01:14:38,249
Everything what...?
810
01:14:38,287 --> 01:14:40,448
And this time...
811
01:14:40,623 --> 01:14:42,250
I want the truth...
812
01:14:44,059 --> 01:14:46,118
Is Lola my daughter...?
813
01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:50,161
"Got it on your mind, huh?"
814
01:14:50,199 --> 01:14:51,564
"She could've been your daughter,"
815
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,465
but you preferred her to be mine!
816
01:14:53,502 --> 01:14:54,901
"...and I played along,"
817
01:14:54,937 --> 01:14:56,529
"letting you live in the doubt,"
818
01:14:56,572 --> 01:14:57,971
"a doubt that would protect her,"
819
01:14:58,007 --> 01:14:59,269
"...while saving our own love,"
820
01:14:59,308 --> 01:15:01,503
"but nothing will stop you, nothing!"
821
01:15:01,777 --> 01:15:04,871
"Because your libido is so perverted
that instead of showing restraint,"
822
01:15:04,914 --> 01:15:06,404
"'cause she's your daughter,
it excited you,"
823
01:15:06,448 --> 01:15:07,676
you pig...!
824
01:15:17,927 --> 01:15:19,827
Lola's father is Jean...
825
01:15:19,862 --> 01:15:21,454
"Go on, take another swat at me..."
826
01:15:22,798 --> 01:15:24,527
Good ole Jean...
827
01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:26,728
your machinist friend on the Normandie
828
01:15:27,002 --> 01:15:28,264
"Ehh, he introduced us..."
829
01:15:28,304 --> 01:15:29,703
...he was my lover
830
01:15:30,372 --> 01:15:32,033
And you knew it all along
831
01:15:34,276 --> 01:15:37,302
Lola was already on her way
before I met you...
832
01:15:37,346 --> 01:15:39,712
...it was that pig's good-bye present
833
01:15:39,748 --> 01:15:40,578
Nice huh?
834
01:15:40,616 --> 01:15:41,844
You pig...
835
01:15:41,884 --> 01:15:43,283
"...and now that you know
Lola's not your daughter,"
836
01:15:43,319 --> 01:15:44,183
"run to her, go ahead, go ahead,
run to h'..."
837
01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:46,882
"No no, it's not true, no, no..."
838
01:15:47,289 --> 01:15:50,918
You know I could never love
anybody but you...
839
01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:56,661
"You are a pig no, a pig, a pig,
pig-pig, you're a pig"
840
01:15:56,699 --> 01:16:00,226
"No, no, no, no..."
841
01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:02,834
"Can't you feel me? Ahhh,"
842
01:16:02,872 --> 01:16:05,170
feel the way I love you...
843
01:16:05,207 --> 01:16:06,640
Yes... yes...
844
01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:07,903
"I sense you love yer,"
845
01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:08,637
it's she you want...
846
01:16:08,677 --> 01:16:11,043
"No, no-no-no..."
847
01:16:11,347 --> 01:16:13,645
You know that's not true...
848
01:16:14,850 --> 01:16:15,714
"No, that's for you, for you"
849
01:16:15,751 --> 01:16:17,480
No...
850
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,687
No woman has ever excited me the way...
851
01:16:22,024 --> 01:16:24,219
"Yes, you excite me so quickly..."
852
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:25,284
"No, no, I saw you..."
853
01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:27,488
You didn't see anything
854
01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:31,661
You know... there's only you
855
01:16:32,968 --> 01:16:35,232
I could never love anybody...
856
01:16:35,571 --> 01:16:38,005
...the way I love you...
857
01:16:42,778 --> 01:16:44,678
You pig!
858
01:16:53,055 --> 01:16:55,421
"Yes... Bite me,"
859
01:16:55,457 --> 01:16:57,857
yes... Bite me!
860
01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:20,373
"Will you shuttup, ballbreaker!"
861
01:17:23,519 --> 01:17:25,282
What's wrong you don't like the song?
862
01:17:26,121 --> 01:17:27,679
"No, and you neither..."
863
01:17:34,330 --> 01:17:36,025
"Well, what's to look at?"
864
01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:38,832
The rolls aren't done yet?
865
01:17:40,436 --> 01:17:43,166
"Huh...? Obviously not if I closed
the oven, stupid!"
866
01:17:45,274 --> 01:17:46,468
It's strange...
867
01:17:46,675 --> 01:17:48,506
...according to the clock
they should be out
868
01:17:50,879 --> 01:17:52,141
Oh really!
869
01:17:52,181 --> 01:17:54,012
"You're gonna tell me how to run
a bakery now, are you?"
870
01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:57,180
"Look if you can't get your
rocks off with Lola,"
871
01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:58,743
...don't take it out on me
872
01:17:59,855 --> 01:18:02,790
...son of a bitch!
873
01:18:05,694 --> 01:18:07,025
Listen sweet pea...
874
01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:08,461
"you just mention Lola's name
and you're dead,"
875
01:18:08,497 --> 01:18:09,623
...is that clear?!
876
01:18:09,965 --> 01:18:11,296
Yeah loud and clear...
877
01:18:11,633 --> 01:18:13,260
mustn't name... uh huh
878
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,229
"Clear my ass,"
879
01:18:19,274 --> 01:18:21,640
you pud puller!
880
01:18:22,745 --> 01:18:25,578
"That's the end of you,
you little cream puff!"
881
01:18:42,898 --> 01:18:44,388
"The bread, the bread's burning!
What?"
882
01:19:07,256 --> 01:19:09,417
Hurry hurry
883
01:19:16,899 --> 01:19:19,629
Stupid... look what you did?
884
01:19:21,670 --> 01:19:23,570
"Ahhh... what "l" did?"
885
01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:20,486
Maseetttooooo!!
886
01:21:42,344 --> 01:21:43,276
Anything else?
887
01:21:43,312 --> 01:21:44,711
Some fresh buns...
888
01:21:44,746 --> 01:21:45,838
"Ahh, I'm sorry..."
889
01:21:45,881 --> 01:21:48,315
"but the hand-rolled bread is gonna take
a little longer, Signora..."
890
01:21:48,350 --> 01:21:49,977
"Really, why ever...?"
891
01:21:50,018 --> 01:21:51,542
"Ah, it's the whimsy of ovens..."
892
01:21:51,587 --> 01:21:53,179
"...and of bakers,"
893
01:21:53,222 --> 01:21:54,951
whose thoughts are far from their work
894
01:21:55,324 --> 01:21:56,848
"You're being unjust,"
895
01:21:56,892 --> 01:21:58,189
"come on, they're about to get hooked"
896
01:21:58,227 --> 01:22:02,459
Unfortunately... The girl's a
tropical disease which is incurable
897
01:22:02,497 --> 01:22:04,465
"Yours son's marrying the disease,
not you,"
898
01:22:04,499 --> 01:22:05,966
and he's probably immune...
899
01:22:06,868 --> 01:22:11,396
'better pray the girl doesn't take after
that whoremongering Signor Andre...
900
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,465
"Oh, you're talking of a future in-law..."
901
01:22:13,508 --> 01:22:15,032
In-law of that scoundrel?
902
01:22:15,077 --> 01:22:18,103
"If I learn that Lola is officially
Signor Andre's daughter,"
903
01:22:18,146 --> 01:22:21,081
...you can be sure
she'll not marry Masetto!
904
01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:23,049
Good morning!
905
01:22:23,552 --> 01:22:25,179
"How you doin' Lola, the usual?"
906
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:26,619
"No, today no bread,"
907
01:22:26,655 --> 01:22:27,815
...just Masetto
908
01:22:27,856 --> 01:22:28,982
"You just stay outta there, you hear!"
909
01:22:29,758 --> 01:22:32,056
"Eh, he's got a supplementary
batch to do,"
910
01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:34,460
don't distract him sweetie...
911
01:22:36,565 --> 01:22:38,499
Hah
912
01:22:40,402 --> 01:22:42,563
Hmm... 'they burned the bread
by chance...?
913
01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:46,303
Will you just look at her...! Hmph!
914
01:22:51,046 --> 01:22:53,674
Hi... You burned the bread huh?
915
01:22:53,982 --> 01:22:55,074
"Don't get cheeky,"
916
01:22:55,117 --> 01:22:56,607
Iook at the way she shows up!
917
01:22:57,052 --> 01:22:59,543
"Well, as far as that goes,
you look like a pretzel"
918
01:22:59,588 --> 01:23:01,351
"Every minute of the day you're jealous,"
919
01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,483
"you in that bar with those
soldiers and all,"
920
01:23:03,525 --> 01:23:07,086
and then you ordering me to get into
the car of that awful man
921
01:23:07,562 --> 01:23:10,030
I ordered you to get in the car
with that man?
922
01:23:10,065 --> 01:23:12,932
"'was you're doing yeah on account of
your sick jealous phobia,"
923
01:23:12,968 --> 01:23:14,868
"'nd you wanna know what
took place in there,"
924
01:23:14,903 --> 01:23:15,699
...want the details...?
925
01:23:15,737 --> 01:23:16,863
Go on...!
926
01:23:16,905 --> 01:23:18,304
Poor Tomasetto...
927
01:23:18,340 --> 01:23:21,571
"Don't gimme that shit, talk... Go on!"
928
01:23:22,210 --> 01:23:24,075
I was forced to consent!
929
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:28,108
Forced to conse'...
930
01:23:31,086 --> 01:23:32,451
"One word outta you, you're dead,"
931
01:23:32,487 --> 01:23:33,647
...mind the ovens!
932
01:23:36,425 --> 01:23:37,392
Take that!
933
01:23:37,426 --> 01:23:38,723
"What's all this bullshit,"
934
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,557
"if it's true I'll strangle you,
you little bitch..."
935
01:23:40,829 --> 01:23:42,729
"...talk, go ahead talk, go on!"
936
01:23:42,764 --> 01:23:44,698
"I was forsaken, forsaken..."
937
01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:45,665
What the fuck does that mean...?
938
01:23:45,701 --> 01:23:48,192
I took a back alley the minute
I got into his car
939
01:23:48,236 --> 01:23:49,794
"The pervert finally parks,"
940
01:23:49,838 --> 01:23:51,430
"and I'm sitting there like a goose,"
941
01:23:51,773 --> 01:23:55,038
then all of a sudden... he notices
I don't have any panties
942
01:23:55,477 --> 01:23:57,035
"I did everything to break away,"
943
01:23:57,079 --> 01:24:00,105
"but he, he, he... jumped on top of me,"
944
01:24:00,148 --> 01:24:01,672
and tied my arms and legs...
945
01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:04,515
"Then I called out, called out to you,"
946
01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:06,916
"oh how I called out to you, Masetto,"
947
01:24:06,955 --> 01:24:08,183
...you'll never know
948
01:24:08,490 --> 01:24:10,321
I was forsaken...!
949
01:24:10,692 --> 01:24:11,920
And...
950
01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:14,319
"And I said you mustn't, you mustn't..."
951
01:24:14,363 --> 01:24:17,457
"to a virgin girl, no you mustn't
I am a virgin..."
952
01:24:18,266 --> 01:24:23,101
But all he did... was to spread me
with all the force he had...
953
01:24:23,138 --> 01:24:25,368
and unleashed his libido...
954
01:24:25,407 --> 01:24:29,605
"Oh c'mon, spit it out, what did he do?!"
955
01:24:29,644 --> 01:24:31,908
"He took his dick out and
slipped inside me,"
956
01:24:31,947 --> 01:24:33,346
"you got it, lunkhead?"
957
01:24:33,915 --> 01:24:35,712
"He took my cherry is what he did,"
958
01:24:35,751 --> 01:24:36,740
my virginity and...
959
01:24:36,785 --> 01:24:38,013
...it's all your fault! Hmph!
960
01:24:43,058 --> 01:24:45,458
That's a lotta crap. You made the
whole thing up. I know you...
961
01:24:45,494 --> 01:24:46,791
"Instead it happened, it happened,"
962
01:24:46,828 --> 01:24:49,058
"...and if you don't believe it,
take a look!"
963
01:24:58,974 --> 01:25:00,464
What?
964
01:25:00,509 --> 01:25:01,874
Take a look at what?
965
01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:03,468
"What's to look at, you little slut,"
966
01:25:03,512 --> 01:25:04,672
"I'll give you something to look at,"
967
01:25:04,713 --> 01:25:09,673
"here, you slut, you cunt, you wench,
wench, wench, wench..."
968
01:25:09,718 --> 01:25:11,276
"Slut, ahh..."
969
01:25:11,319 --> 01:25:14,755
"Yeah, slut, cunt, horny little wench!"
970
01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:17,957
"Ah deflower me, deflower me..."
971
01:25:20,128 --> 01:25:22,688
"You lied to me, you lied...
why'd you lie?"
972
01:25:22,731 --> 01:25:24,494
You liar...
973
01:25:46,188 --> 01:25:49,385
Tell me why you made up
all that baloney...?
974
01:25:50,258 --> 01:25:52,658
To help you take the initiative...
975
01:25:52,994 --> 01:25:55,519
give me a towel or something
I'm such a mess...
976
01:26:00,268 --> 01:26:01,701
"Here, take this. It's clean"
977
01:26:02,003 --> 01:26:03,868
We use it to cover the dough
to help it rise...
978
01:26:04,973 --> 01:26:06,372
"It's just what I need,"
979
01:26:06,408 --> 01:26:10,105
"especially now, I could start
getting big all of a sudden"
980
01:26:11,913 --> 01:26:13,107
Doesn't matter...
981
01:26:13,148 --> 01:26:16,345
we'll just tell the dressmaker to
hurry up and finish your gown...
982
01:26:19,387 --> 01:26:22,220
I love you-loveyou-love you
983
01:26:35,170 --> 01:26:38,196
Hey hussy... what's your cock doing here?
984
01:26:38,907 --> 01:26:40,738
The poor thing's in mourning...
985
01:26:41,142 --> 01:26:43,576
Of all the lovelies gathered
in our midst...
986
01:26:43,612 --> 01:26:45,375
there's but one who heads the list:
987
01:26:45,413 --> 01:26:47,973
who else... but Lola!
988
01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:50,741
"If you're tired, my young baker,
rest up tonight,"
989
01:26:50,785 --> 01:26:52,753
...and let me take her!
990
01:26:54,623 --> 01:26:59,390
"Give me one too! Yoohoo, give me one too"
991
01:26:59,828 --> 01:27:01,625
Coming dear... Hmmm?!
992
01:27:05,534 --> 01:27:07,798
Here... take this... take it...!
993
01:27:10,138 --> 01:27:12,231
Hmmm... Eh my conjugal duties require...
994
01:27:12,274 --> 01:27:14,640
that I uphold my husband's offer...
995
01:27:33,061 --> 01:27:35,495
"A toast to our first night, Monsieur..."
996
01:27:40,001 --> 01:27:45,098
"I'm bursting, so full, careful it's
holding me up, careful no, you idiot!"
997
01:27:45,140 --> 01:27:47,005
"It's yours Boss, Wow!"
998
01:27:48,310 --> 01:27:50,039
I've never seen one of those...
999
01:27:51,947 --> 01:27:53,812
"'Give the bride a buss, lad!
Buss the buss the bride..."
1000
01:27:54,683 --> 01:27:58,551
"A buss, a buss..."
1001
01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:03,319
"Buss the bride, buss the bride...
buss the bride"
1002
01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:09,725
"You been bawling since we
left the church,"
1003
01:28:09,764 --> 01:28:11,391
let's kiss and be c'mon gimme a...
1004
01:28:15,737 --> 01:28:17,602
I have to do something
it won't take long
1005
01:28:18,373 --> 01:28:19,237
Pee pee...?
1006
01:28:19,507 --> 01:28:20,701
And...
1007
01:28:20,909 --> 01:28:23,742
Whatta y' mean and? Startin' in again?
1008
01:28:24,646 --> 01:28:26,443
"Ah, ah... Y'r not to ask questions,"
1009
01:28:26,481 --> 01:28:27,880
wait and I'll tell you...
1010
01:28:52,607 --> 01:28:55,132
They've never seen such a wedding
in these parts...
1011
01:28:55,176 --> 01:28:57,838
And you couldn't have done more
had she been your daughter
1012
01:28:57,879 --> 01:29:00,347
"Yes, I think it's all gone
wonderfully well, my darling..."
1013
01:29:00,682 --> 01:29:04,413
"But I better go check the wedding cake,"
1014
01:29:04,786 --> 01:29:06,083
la piece de resistance! - Excusez- Moi
1015
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:13,458
"All right Zaire, let's have one,
you kissing the groom! Go ahead..."
1016
01:29:36,718 --> 01:29:41,121
They say there are only three things
in the world that leave no traces...
1017
01:29:41,156 --> 01:29:42,623
a gull high up in the air...
1018
01:29:42,957 --> 01:29:44,720
a halibut in the ocean...
1019
01:29:44,759 --> 01:29:46,954
And a cock inside a pussy
1020
01:29:46,995 --> 01:29:50,863
...yeah that's my Wilma...
1021
01:29:53,368 --> 01:29:55,495
"We thank the Lord for womanhood,"
1022
01:29:55,537 --> 01:29:57,402
"we thank the Lord we think it's good,"
1023
01:29:57,439 --> 01:29:58,565
"and I, a friar..."
1024
01:29:58,606 --> 01:30:02,201
"I touch one there and whoops,
I feel it here!"
1025
01:30:06,314 --> 01:30:09,044
And tomorrow we shall all be penitent...
1026
01:30:10,085 --> 01:30:11,882
"Oh stop your moaning, Agnes,
for goodness sake,"
1027
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:13,353
"eat up the good food,"
1028
01:30:13,388 --> 01:30:14,616
and tonight I'll do you...
1029
01:30:16,124 --> 01:30:17,887
Not here...
1030
01:30:56,998 --> 01:31:01,025
Ahhhh... I ehh... I have
a present for you...
1031
01:31:02,003 --> 01:31:03,095
And I too...
1032
01:31:03,138 --> 01:31:04,833
Only you mustn't tell anybody
else though...
1033
01:31:13,047 --> 01:31:15,641
It has to be our little secret...
1034
01:31:15,950 --> 01:31:17,281
Like mine...
1035
01:31:31,266 --> 01:31:40,971
"I, declare you... a member... of my club"
1036
01:31:48,716 --> 01:31:52,379
"Oh, Andre... It's stupendous!"
1037
01:31:56,858 --> 01:32:00,021
"All right, all right...
Now what about my present?"
1038
01:32:02,197 --> 01:32:05,689
As you know... you were right
I married Tommaso...
1039
01:32:06,467 --> 01:32:09,459
and so... I lost the bet
1040
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:18,340
"You won, Andre... and I, have to pay"
1041
01:32:28,990 --> 01:32:31,754
"...Must stop, stop!"
1042
01:32:38,566 --> 01:32:40,431
You're making a mistake...
1043
01:32:41,903 --> 01:32:45,270
I'd like to give you a souvenir
to remember me by
1044
01:32:54,315 --> 01:32:58,149
"Here, look... you have every right...
You won!"
1045
01:33:02,423 --> 01:33:08,362
"Ohhhh... Lola, I... I've never met
anybody like you..."
1046
01:33:09,163 --> 01:33:10,790
Nor I like you...
1047
01:33:12,033 --> 01:33:14,433
I am a very lucky man...
1048
01:33:15,236 --> 01:33:18,296
"Didn't you know that whomever
gives me pleasure,"
1049
01:33:18,339 --> 01:33:21,035
...is surely lucky... huh?
1050
01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:35,583
"The bride, we want the bride"
1051
01:33:35,890 --> 01:33:38,085
"Get your bride, son before I do:"
1052
01:33:38,126 --> 01:33:41,323
we want the bride!
1053
01:33:41,930 --> 01:33:45,661
"We want the bride, we want the bride..."
1054
01:33:46,234 --> 01:33:47,565
You okay...
1055
01:33:56,444 --> 01:33:58,002
Are we ready...?
1056
01:34:07,956 --> 01:34:09,321
"Kiss her, Masetto"
1057
01:34:09,357 --> 01:34:11,416
"Buss the bride, Buss the bride..."
1058
01:34:11,459 --> 01:34:12,892
"buss the bride, buss the bride,
buss the bride"
1059
01:34:12,927 --> 01:34:15,794
"Buss the bride, buss the bride,
buss the bride"
1060
01:34:31,245 --> 01:34:33,110
"Hmmm - Come on, let's dance!"
1061
01:35:49,490 --> 01:35:50,457
"Think it'll last,"
1062
01:35:50,491 --> 01:35:51,719
...or there'll be cheating?
1063
01:35:52,527 --> 01:35:53,960
Her on him or him on her?
1064
01:35:54,262 --> 01:35:55,729
It works both ways...
1065
01:35:58,900 --> 01:36:00,231
They're wild about each other...
1066
01:36:00,268 --> 01:36:01,462
that's all that matters...
1067
01:36:02,336 --> 01:36:04,327
What does fidelity have to do
with living?
1068
01:36:04,372 --> 01:36:05,600
Hmm... everything...
1069
01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:11,300
"No-no-no, it doesn't...
It has nothing to do with it..."
1070
01:36:11,345 --> 01:36:12,903
"It does, it does..."
1071
01:36:18,519 --> 01:36:20,510
Look what a nice gift I got from Andre?
1072
01:36:20,555 --> 01:36:21,886
"Oh it's beautiful,"
1073
01:36:21,923 --> 01:36:23,857
are you wearing the
dressmaker's gift too...?
1074
01:36:23,891 --> 01:36:25,085
"No, no panties...!"
1075
01:36:26,427 --> 01:36:27,758
"What do you mean, "no panties"...?"
1076
01:36:27,862 --> 01:36:31,161
"I removed two things, my panties
and the veil when I went upstairs,"
1077
01:36:31,199 --> 01:36:32,461
...they made me itchy...
1078
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,398
You're always itchy...
1079
01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:34,332
Yup!
1080
01:36:39,740 --> 01:36:41,298
"Be on the level, Lola..."
1081
01:36:41,809 --> 01:36:44,778
So long as you don't ask...
I'll always be on the level
1082
01:36:47,715 --> 01:36:50,343
Don't tell me you're still jealous
now that we're married...
1083
01:36:50,751 --> 01:36:52,378
Above all now...!
1084
01:36:55,223 --> 01:36:56,781
You feel sorry for having done it?
1085
01:36:57,358 --> 01:37:00,885
"Well, I'm not so sure...
it's the first time I get maried"
1086
01:37:02,396 --> 01:37:04,455
You mean you're already
thinking of cheating...?
1087
01:37:04,932 --> 01:37:08,698
Well-I'm not so sure...
it's the first time I get married
77977
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