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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,353 --> 00:00:40,684 "Hey, eh...!" 2 00:01:04,077 --> 00:01:08,309 The memory can never forget the beauty of a young rump... 3 00:01:08,348 --> 00:01:10,339 "Heh heh, "yeah not even after death..."" 4 00:01:12,152 --> 00:01:13,642 What a piece! Hey! 5 00:01:29,035 --> 00:01:30,696 Such vulgarity... 6 00:01:30,971 --> 00:01:32,939 Well what did you expect... 7 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:34,639 with a mother like Zaira? 8 00:01:34,674 --> 00:01:36,574 And with a papa like Andre...! 9 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:39,003 Is it true that he's the father? 10 00:01:39,045 --> 00:01:41,809 "Nothing is true, and nothing is untrue..." 11 00:01:48,688 --> 00:01:49,620 "Hey, Maestro!" 12 00:01:49,656 --> 00:01:51,351 "Oh, hah hah..." 13 00:01:55,162 --> 00:01:57,357 "I'll strangle you, you little wart!" 14 00:02:28,929 --> 00:02:30,556 "Well, didn't she get here yet...?" 15 00:02:30,797 --> 00:02:32,594 "No, not yet..." 16 00:02:33,366 --> 00:02:34,594 "Will you stop looking at the clock," 17 00:02:34,634 --> 00:02:35,794 "you're not going to find her there," 18 00:02:35,836 --> 00:02:38,168 your obsession is unnatural... 19 00:02:38,538 --> 00:02:39,368 What's wrong? 20 00:02:39,406 --> 00:02:40,634 You are not happy? 21 00:02:40,974 --> 00:02:42,464 'very happy... Huh...! 22 00:02:46,279 --> 00:02:48,110 You bother to ask...? 23 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:52,109 "Ehh, his obsession was my obsession at his age, heh heh..." 24 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:54,884 "Naa-naa, when we were young," 25 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:56,320 "you fooled around with me," 26 00:02:56,356 --> 00:02:59,723 "not with a dumb poopy-doll. The likes of her, come out of nowhere..." 27 00:02:59,993 --> 00:03:01,187 "What do you mean "nowhere"," 28 00:03:01,228 --> 00:03:02,490 she's Zaira's daughter! 29 00:03:02,529 --> 00:03:04,759 In fact... imagine a woman... 30 00:03:04,798 --> 00:03:08,290 "...who worked as a hat checker in the cloakroom of a transatlantic liner, huh!" 31 00:03:08,335 --> 00:03:10,633 Well what's so bad about working in a cloakroom? 32 00:03:11,004 --> 00:03:14,303 Because she came back... knocked-up and unmarried! 33 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:16,434 She returned with Signor Andre... 34 00:03:16,476 --> 00:03:18,808 "What a pair, Zaira and Mr. Bang-a-bang!" 35 00:03:18,845 --> 00:03:20,904 "Bang-a-bang, you kidding" 36 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:24,644 "...he was considered the best, unequaled Chef the Normandie ever had!" 37 00:03:25,318 --> 00:03:27,513 Listen I say what you see you believe... 38 00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:31,291 and I see Signor Andre living in Ca del Mosto sitting on his ass... 39 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,987 "together with a lady who acts as his governess," 40 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:35,824 "but is his lover, as everybody knows..." 41 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:36,920 "...and a young lass," 42 00:03:36,963 --> 00:03:38,225 "...who he treats like a daughter," 43 00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:41,359 despite the fact that her surname is her mother's! 44 00:03:41,401 --> 00:03:43,528 "Ah, 'tis the life I would lead!" 45 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,197 Blessed is he who can do it... 46 00:03:45,505 --> 00:03:47,166 "'mmnaahh, look at you slobbering," 47 00:03:47,207 --> 00:03:48,504 "but I can tell you one thing," 48 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:51,511 ...nobody's getting our son without my approval! 49 00:03:51,545 --> 00:03:54,036 "Besides what's the hurry, they're too young yet!" 50 00:03:54,981 --> 00:03:58,314 Ehh... How about if they've already consumed...? 51 00:03:58,351 --> 00:04:00,182 "Oh yeah, well that's just too bad," 52 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:03,053 'cause I know my son He doesn't take after his father! 53 00:04:03,089 --> 00:04:04,750 Hey... he's no fruit! 54 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:08,283 Oh you can bet on that and he's not indecent either like you are...! 55 00:04:08,728 --> 00:04:11,925 Well he is my son too... or isn't he? 56 00:05:52,999 --> 00:05:54,830 "Hmmm! Ohhh! You piggy...!" 57 00:06:17,257 --> 00:06:20,988 Make Waaaaaayyyyooweeee! 58 00:08:15,441 --> 00:08:16,874 See you are very lucky... 59 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,434 What do you mean I'm lucky? 60 00:08:18,745 --> 00:08:20,736 You're lucky 'cause you're fun... 61 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:24,245 "Hmmm... yeah, lots o' fun...?" 62 00:08:24,317 --> 00:08:25,409 Hmmm... 63 00:08:25,451 --> 00:08:26,850 So what does that mean? 64 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,018 'you come with me I'll show you... 65 00:08:30,056 --> 00:08:31,023 Hey... 66 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:32,649 You're supposed to knead the bread today...! 67 00:08:32,692 --> 00:08:34,785 "Look I don't get paid, but you do..." 68 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,328 "Oh... come on, hug me...!" 69 00:08:43,636 --> 00:08:45,365 My hands are full of dough 70 00:08:45,405 --> 00:08:46,372 Give here... 71 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:49,169 What are you doing...? 72 00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:51,834 Cleaning you what else...? 73 00:08:58,351 --> 00:09:00,649 "Oh you're right, Lola, I'm so lucky..." 74 00:09:15,368 --> 00:09:17,165 No... you excite me too much... 75 00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:18,534 And so...? 76 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,897 And so first we have to get married! 77 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:22,771 "Oh, with me no and with whores yes huh?!" 78 00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:24,071 "For your information," 79 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,600 I don't go with those kind of women! 80 00:09:25,645 --> 00:09:27,909 "Don't be wayward with me, Lola..." 81 00:09:27,947 --> 00:09:30,006 or you'll make me lack respect... 82 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,847 "Don't be wayward with me, Lola?" 83 00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:34,353 You must be an idiot! 84 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,484 "Listen, Masetto..." 85 00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:39,314 they say virginity is only a crumb of bread... 86 00:09:39,359 --> 00:09:41,327 and the first birdie that comes along takes it away... 87 00:09:41,361 --> 00:09:42,259 In other words...? 88 00:09:42,295 --> 00:09:44,126 You're just a dodo! 89 00:09:53,273 --> 00:09:56,174 "You're almost naked, most of the time..." 90 00:09:57,143 --> 00:09:58,405 "It's so hot," 91 00:09:58,444 --> 00:10:00,503 "What do you want me to dress like, a nun, huh?" 92 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:14,723 Who do you think of all the time...? 93 00:10:14,761 --> 00:10:16,524 "Of you, just you, all the time..." 94 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:21,394 "Oh god, y' driving me crazy..." 95 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,163 And I'm here waiting... 96 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:29,464 "Oh, yes..." 97 00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:40,716 Signor Tommaso... the bread too has risen! 98 00:10:42,488 --> 00:10:44,683 "Should I pick you after lunch, about 3 o'clock?" 99 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,624 "No, go respect somebody else..." 100 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:54,460 Shameless thing... 101 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:55,665 Talking to me...? 102 00:10:55,702 --> 00:10:56,930 Could've brushed up 'little bit 103 00:10:57,236 --> 00:10:58,828 "Oh, I leaned on some flour sacks..." 104 00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,696 "Huh, I'll tell y' what you leaned on!" 105 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,264 I'll brush you dear... 106 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,572 Ouch...! Why did you hit me like that?! 107 00:11:12,118 --> 00:11:13,346 Well...? 108 00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:25,019 Of all the cheek! 109 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:32,002 Blessed the cheek...! 110 00:11:33,873 --> 00:11:35,841 Heh... I think I prefer them headless... 111 00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:38,433 bodies alone are more expressive... 112 00:11:38,945 --> 00:11:41,709 and above all... they don't lie... 113 00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:47,050 "Right, the quintessence of being... Coito... ergo sum!" 114 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,987 "En effet, all the rest, is nothing but, distraction..." 115 00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:51,513 "No, go ahead say it," 116 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,752 "an illusion, a fraud a lie," 117 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:57,058 "no, no even worse, eh... a curse!" 118 00:11:57,730 --> 00:12:00,756 "Work, success... progress..." 119 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,724 It's all bullshit... 120 00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:07,895 "Only there... I, am...!" 121 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,841 Some of the credit I think is due to the black and white... 122 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:15,706 "Eh, huh... Zaira was made for black and white!" 123 00:12:16,249 --> 00:12:17,511 I'll never forget... 124 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,177 first time I saw her... 125 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:22,544 It was in Le Havre... 126 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:26,114 I was already a chef on the Normandie... 127 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:30,528 and she was in charge of the cloakroom in first class... 128 00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:34,696 "Huh... - She was wearing her black uniform," 129 00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:38,561 ...White collar... black stockings... 130 00:12:39,672 --> 00:12:42,505 "pure, white skin..." 131 00:12:42,842 --> 00:12:44,275 A bombshell! 132 00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,505 She was having an affair with somebody else... 133 00:12:46,546 --> 00:12:48,377 and she gave him up for me... 134 00:12:49,515 --> 00:12:51,949 "She eh, sacrificed him for me..." 135 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:53,975 "And you, in exchange," 136 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,581 "sacrificed travels, adventures, 'n' straying about as you pleased... hmm" 137 00:12:57,623 --> 00:13:00,683 All I gave up were today's myths 138 00:13:00,726 --> 00:13:03,957 That boom of theirs will blow them up... 139 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:09,959 "When I'm out here I can laugh at all the trouble the world's getting itself into," 140 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:12,266 all I need is what is in my plate... 141 00:13:12,305 --> 00:13:14,068 and in my bed... 142 00:13:14,373 --> 00:13:17,831 "that is "la joie de vivre"," 143 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:22,605 Pepe... Ca del Mosto... your friendship... 144 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:28,751 Hmph... Zaira's derriere 145 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:38,526 And... Lola's... smile... 146 00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:42,556 Must I imagine she's not your daughter Andre...? 147 00:13:42,935 --> 00:13:44,630 It is not for you to imagine... 148 00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:59,280 "Ughhh! That looks sinful, Ma-ma..." 149 00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:00,916 They're already blessed... 150 00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,443 Praised be the Lord... 151 00:14:02,488 --> 00:14:04,820 Praised be... - Now and forever amen 152 00:14:05,925 --> 00:14:07,586 Now and forever amen 153 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,757 "I've something for you, dear" 154 00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:16,364 "...the good Pope, John the 23rd," 155 00:14:16,402 --> 00:14:18,267 he'll always protect you... 156 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,366 See if the water's boiling and check the salt... 157 00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:41,990 ...a little bit too salty... 158 00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:44,052 For Andre nothing's too salty... 159 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,389 He's all salt I know... 160 00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:49,797 "All right let's get a move on, wash your hands," 161 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,894 "and fix a tray with 2 plates, 2 glasses," 162 00:14:51,938 --> 00:14:54,031 a bottle of wine and four rolls... 163 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:55,335 Yeah yeah... 164 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:19,091 "Here... take it up to the Master," 165 00:15:19,131 --> 00:15:20,826 he's in the studio with Pepe... 166 00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:51,824 "What's eating you, Zaire?" 167 00:15:53,899 --> 00:15:56,129 Eh my daughter's no longer a child... 168 00:15:57,837 --> 00:15:59,771 Praised be the Lord... 169 00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:04,974 Here Padre... this is the heel of the salami... 170 00:16:05,011 --> 00:16:06,706 the prior's portion... 171 00:16:07,079 --> 00:16:10,173 "Oh, the hindquarter, thank you child" 172 00:16:10,249 --> 00:16:13,013 "Thank you and God bless, thank you..." 173 00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,599 Is it true that you and Maxime had a mistress in common... 174 00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:33,837 the famous danceusce? 175 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:37,200 "Oh, she was famous all right But not for le dance" 176 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:41,545 She once had 12 men on-the-trot one after the other 177 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,912 She likes ceremonies 178 00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:46,417 But Maxime was impotent; was he not? 179 00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:49,949 he got her warmed up and then I took over 180 00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:51,684 "Like I said she likes cerem... Pepe, Attenio!" 181 00:16:55,394 --> 00:16:59,558 "Oh Lola, Bonjour mon petit" 182 00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:01,889 What a pleasure to see you 183 00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,196 "Bonjour, Mr. Pepe" 184 00:17:04,804 --> 00:17:06,931 Mama prepared you something to eat and drink 185 00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:09,406 Mmm... the smell of baked bread! 186 00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:12,200 More likely of baker boy 187 00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:15,873 Incidentally how is Thomas Santou? 188 00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:18,008 What do you care? You don't have to marry him 189 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,745 "Well, if he makes love the way he bakes bread...!" 190 00:17:25,324 --> 00:17:27,986 You are a very lucky girl 191 00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:37,262 Monsieur Pepe 192 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:38,668 Merci 193 00:17:42,975 --> 00:17:44,875 Can I leave the tray here? 194 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,309 Or does it hinder the projector? 195 00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:48,672 Leave it there. Leave it there 196 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:03,857 Thank you... 197 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:08,229 It's not the tray that's going to blur our view... 198 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:19,477 Ah-ah... not that! 199 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:21,846 It's off limits... 200 00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:27,513 I'm like Bluebeard... every door except one 201 00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:35,791 "And that, where did you get that?" 202 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:38,523 One of my old ships... 203 00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:40,195 The Atalante... 204 00:18:40,232 --> 00:18:41,256 It's still working...? 205 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,790 I think so... take a look 206 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:05,822 Help me...! 207 00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:13,795 "All right, all right, come on, come on then... hm..." 208 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,468 What are you doing? Put me down 209 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:26,968 "All right, you can go now..." 210 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,272 ...run along 211 00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:31,814 Take them as a present... 212 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,011 Come on! Let us get on with our work... 213 00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:39,017 "Yes, very delicate work... you never know," 214 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:41,652 you could mistake one ass for another 215 00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,702 She's simply delightful... 216 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,135 She's a Charlotte Russe... 217 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,969 And something even more... 218 00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:58,135 An unquenchable pussy of natural talent! 219 00:19:59,445 --> 00:20:00,935 'Lola...? 220 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,676 No! That one... 221 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,679 Ah! Who's that? 222 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,648 "A country bride, name's... Carla" 223 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:12,020 "...shameless, twat" 224 00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:14,152 "Yet she lives in constant fear," 225 00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:16,684 which lends a certain licentiousness 226 00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:18,587 Where did you come across her...? 227 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,895 "She was in Michelle's atelier looking for a dress," 228 00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:23,060 "'t was just a candid shot, she wasn't really posing..." 229 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:25,036 "I'll shoot her later this afternoon," 230 00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:27,368 full service in the buff... 231 00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:29,734 With the hat though... 232 00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:35,808 I guaranteed her that the pictures would only be published in France... 233 00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:39,215 although no Italian editor would dare take the chance. Andre...? 234 00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:42,215 You come along too...? 235 00:20:42,254 --> 00:20:43,516 "Yes, of course..." 236 00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:47,321 Only eh... I feel sorry for her... 237 00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:50,786 Ahh... she's going to be disappointed... 238 00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:56,334 what we want from her... is far less than she's willing to give 239 00:20:58,203 --> 00:21:00,171 You do me a favor if you come 240 00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:01,536 Oddly enough... 241 00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:05,340 Michelle is rather jealous when I'm alone among such models... 242 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:06,810 "Well, you know women," 243 00:21:06,845 --> 00:21:09,006 always trying to turn you into someone else... 244 00:21:09,315 --> 00:21:13,012 that's why every now and then I have to make it very clear... 245 00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:18,649 that I will continue to ehh... give free rein... to the rest of my desires 246 00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:20,158 "Bravo Andre," 247 00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:22,490 "show everyone that "toi c'est toi..."" 248 00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:25,964 and that it's their choice whether to take you or leave you 249 00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:29,632 "Merci, mon ami, I'll walk with you..." 250 00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:31,226 it's a beautiful day! 251 00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:30,337 ...Betrothed... 252 00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,319 Unbetrothed... 253 00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:22,143 And what if someone came walking through? 254 00:27:22,187 --> 00:27:23,848 He'll enjoy the view... 255 00:27:26,692 --> 00:27:30,822 The Normandie was a floating house of pleasure... 256 00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:33,023 And what pleasure! 257 00:28:36,628 --> 00:28:37,822 "There, there, there..." 258 00:28:37,863 --> 00:28:40,161 "Ahh, now it's as pink as a rose" 259 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:43,996 "Ahh, I like that" 260 00:28:44,536 --> 00:28:46,094 "Yes, lovely" 261 00:28:47,406 --> 00:28:49,101 "Pepe, prepare her!" 262 00:29:39,324 --> 00:29:39,949 Pepe... 263 00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:41,618 "I, have finished..." 264 00:29:43,495 --> 00:29:46,430 Our trophy is up for the bidding... 265 00:30:18,497 --> 00:30:20,158 I shall be the first... 266 00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,362 And then the others will all join in 267 00:30:26,037 --> 00:30:27,436 How many others...? 268 00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:31,066 Twelve... 269 00:30:33,512 --> 00:30:34,638 "As you wish "mon amour, mon chef!"" 270 00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:36,442 Sante... Merci... 271 00:30:40,018 --> 00:30:41,849 Eleven to go... 272 00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:13,835 "I could turn that bakery into something you wouldn't believe," 273 00:32:13,878 --> 00:32:16,472 "a big, modern money-making factory..." 274 00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:20,716 Quiet! Ch-ch-ch... 275 00:32:24,189 --> 00:32:28,489 "Eh th-th-th There... there... Don't make noise, quiet!" 276 00:32:28,526 --> 00:32:32,292 "The-they're the, Cavaliers, cavaliers of Italy, hey!" 277 00:32:33,965 --> 00:32:35,899 "I really don't see any Cavaliers," 278 00:32:35,934 --> 00:32:37,401 A couple of twats maybe 279 00:32:38,737 --> 00:32:44,266 "He who sees sees huh! He who sees sees! The Cavaliers of Italy..." 280 00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:46,342 He's nutty... 281 00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,938 They call them Gildo the Voyeur Everybody knows him... 282 00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:50,911 What's a voyeur...? 283 00:32:51,249 --> 00:32:53,046 "It's somebody who gets his rocks off spying on you," 284 00:32:53,084 --> 00:32:54,779 like those Italian Cavaliers there... 285 00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:57,250 Well who are the Cavaliers of Italy...? 286 00:32:57,889 --> 00:32:59,857 They're our dickey-birds... 287 00:33:00,892 --> 00:33:02,257 ...cavaliers... He keeps going peek-a-boo... 288 00:33:02,294 --> 00:33:03,261 "Oh, he doesn't hurt anybody," 289 00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:04,887 he just looks that's all... 290 00:33:05,764 --> 00:33:06,890 "Like I was saying," 291 00:33:06,931 --> 00:33:08,762 "I want to set up a factory, real modern," 292 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,768 "for the mass-production of breadstick," 293 00:33:10,802 --> 00:33:12,736 "sandwich-bread and fresh egg noodles," 294 00:33:12,771 --> 00:33:14,602 for export mostly in Germany... 295 00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:16,231 "And raise laying hens," 296 00:33:16,274 --> 00:33:17,707 "mass-production eggs for our noodles," 297 00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:21,075 "automatic heaters and automatic feeders," 298 00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:23,945 "'got so many things in mind we can do together, Lola..." 299 00:33:24,249 --> 00:33:25,841 And I have only one! 300 00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:30,778 "Let's get outta her, that nut's there" 301 00:33:30,822 --> 00:33:31,686 So what... 302 00:33:31,723 --> 00:33:33,020 ' doesn't seem to bother anyone... 303 00:33:33,525 --> 00:33:35,220 didn't you say he just watches... 304 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:37,791 "I want you, Tommaso" 305 00:34:37,188 --> 00:34:39,952 "Take me Tommaso, now! - Ohh!" 306 00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:48,690 "Do what you have to do whatta you waiting for, Tommaso?!" 307 00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:50,701 What I'm waiting for is for us to get married! 308 00:34:50,735 --> 00:34:57,038 "Look he's not waiting, poor thing, you're cruel. You're gonna make him cry" 309 00:34:58,076 --> 00:34:59,168 Get your bloomers back on...! 310 00:34:59,210 --> 00:35:01,235 "No, I'll do nothing of the sort," 311 00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:03,577 not before you avoid respecting me... 312 00:35:03,615 --> 00:35:05,014 Avoid...? 313 00:35:05,049 --> 00:35:07,244 "Rape me, screw me, do me!" 314 00:35:08,553 --> 00:35:09,850 Are you crazy... 315 00:35:09,888 --> 00:35:10,684 "...only a few days before our wedding," 316 00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:11,722 n' you want to ruin it all... 317 00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:13,485 Don't worry it's not gonna get ruined 318 00:35:13,825 --> 00:35:14,689 "What if I don't like you," 319 00:35:14,726 --> 00:35:15,818 and it's all wrong... 320 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:17,623 "One must experiment before the wedding," 321 00:35:17,962 --> 00:35:21,864 "I have to know beforehand, and make sure that you love me, ahh..." 322 00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:24,694 You want to be sure of my love? 323 00:35:25,036 --> 00:35:27,197 My respecting you is the very proof of it 324 00:35:27,238 --> 00:35:30,036 "You're being silly, Lola, you're talking nonsense!" 325 00:35:32,510 --> 00:35:34,068 "I want an apology, Lola..." 326 00:35:34,112 --> 00:35:35,409 An apology?! 327 00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,244 "Where do you think you are, in a tearoom or something?" 328 00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:39,881 I know what you got spinning your head 329 00:35:39,918 --> 00:35:41,510 "You're worried I'm gonna betray you," 330 00:35:41,553 --> 00:35:42,850 and put the horns on you 331 00:35:43,121 --> 00:35:44,748 "Which is what you deserve probably," 332 00:35:44,789 --> 00:35:45,949 you think virginity... 333 00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:48,322 is an insurance policy against your getting the horns! 334 00:35:48,993 --> 00:35:50,358 The poor boy... 335 00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:53,927 "I could put horns on you before and after our marriage," 336 00:35:53,965 --> 00:35:55,330 just like that! 337 00:35:55,366 --> 00:35:58,665 "Faggot! Go on, go marry your noodle factory!" 338 00:35:59,437 --> 00:36:01,302 "Come back, Lola, where are you going?" 339 00:36:01,606 --> 00:36:04,302 To find somebody who's less of a jerk than you are! 340 00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,971 "A virgin, ole..." 341 00:36:10,949 --> 00:36:13,816 Is there anyone willing not to respect me...? 342 00:36:14,152 --> 00:36:15,744 Come back here 343 00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:33,529 "Hey you, Voyeur..." 344 00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:38,206 What's going on...? 345 00:36:39,477 --> 00:36:41,104 I scared him too 346 00:36:43,848 --> 00:36:46,146 "No, you what you should listen to me... Hmm?" 347 00:36:50,355 --> 00:36:51,617 Stupid... 348 00:36:56,494 --> 00:37:00,157 ...so stupid... Let go... 349 00:37:07,372 --> 00:37:09,465 ...You're right I'm pretty stupid 350 00:37:23,354 --> 00:37:25,822 Oh the dressmaker! I had an appointment at five... 351 00:37:25,857 --> 00:37:27,518 "Don't worry, we'll make it..." 352 00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:39,467 "Sonia, come" 353 00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:42,799 ...it's so nice here 354 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,932 Come... 355 00:37:47,979 --> 00:37:49,241 "Get the damn thing started," 356 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,679 "I don't wanna get there too late," 357 00:37:50,715 --> 00:37:53,309 for my bridal gown I'm supposed to try it on... 358 00:37:54,786 --> 00:37:57,653 "What's the point in going, if you're not gonna marry me anymore?" 359 00:37:57,689 --> 00:38:01,250 You can go fly a kite while I marry somebody that I like... 360 00:38:04,062 --> 00:38:05,996 What the hell is the matter with this all of a sudden?! 361 00:38:14,439 --> 00:38:15,667 "Look if you don't hurry," 362 00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:18,232 you're gonna bleed to death before I get to the dressmaker... 363 00:38:18,276 --> 00:38:20,801 "Yeah well you better get out and get my handkerchief," 364 00:38:20,845 --> 00:38:22,244 ...in my side-pocket... 365 00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:37,420 I don't feel any handkerchief... 366 00:38:39,464 --> 00:38:41,295 There's really nothing much in there... 367 00:38:41,332 --> 00:38:42,162 Shuttup Not very much... 368 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,464 "Put anything on it, a strip of your blouse," 369 00:38:44,502 --> 00:38:46,231 "your skirt, whatever!" 370 00:38:48,272 --> 00:38:49,534 Wait a minute... 371 00:38:53,978 --> 00:38:55,309 Don't worry... 372 00:38:58,383 --> 00:38:59,873 Hold still... 373 00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:15,632 "The juices of women are a potent, and immediate disinfectant..." 374 00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:19,134 Wow! You're really too much for me... 375 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:20,501 "Well, it's true..." 376 00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:25,540 "What goes on in that little head of yours anyway, huh?" 377 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,678 Only because today is Easter... 378 00:39:32,717 --> 00:39:34,582 It's the last time I'm going to step in 379 00:39:34,619 --> 00:39:36,519 I just find it inhibiting... 380 00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:38,716 What is this disgust? 381 00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:41,181 I'm surprised at your repression! 382 00:39:41,225 --> 00:39:43,989 "Knowing how talented your finger is! Ow, ahhh, goddamn bird..." 383 00:39:47,532 --> 00:39:49,090 what've you been eating?! -Ahh... 384 00:39:51,969 --> 00:39:53,800 "Let me take care of it," 385 00:39:55,106 --> 00:39:56,733 give here... 386 00:40:09,487 --> 00:40:11,512 "What are you tugging there, stupid...?!" 387 00:40:23,601 --> 00:40:26,195 You'd like me to have one like that wouldn't you...? 388 00:40:26,237 --> 00:40:27,431 "It's late, come on!" 389 00:40:57,335 --> 00:40:58,962 "Oh, just barely in time..." 390 00:40:59,403 --> 00:41:00,700 "Hey, wait up..." 391 00:41:02,807 --> 00:41:04,570 "Can't we go together, slow down?" 392 00:41:04,609 --> 00:41:05,735 "You crazy," 393 00:41:05,777 --> 00:41:07,438 "Showing the gown to the groom," 394 00:41:07,478 --> 00:41:10,208 "spells a marriage of ill-fated doom"" 395 00:41:10,481 --> 00:41:12,506 Watch out with your dressmaker huh? 396 00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:15,410 A french seamstress who whores on the side... 397 00:41:15,453 --> 00:41:17,114 that can get kinda heady 398 00:41:17,155 --> 00:41:19,715 "She can influence you, don't forget that, Lola!" 399 00:41:19,757 --> 00:41:21,315 Shut up! 400 00:41:22,093 --> 00:41:23,856 How I could fall in love with an idiot like that! 401 00:41:25,997 --> 00:41:27,658 I'd be waiting at the bar 402 00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:33,132 "All of a sudden it rains," 403 00:41:33,571 --> 00:41:35,232 "what weather, look at it..." 404 00:41:35,273 --> 00:41:38,106 "Unpredictable like women, yeah, 'eah..." 405 00:41:50,555 --> 00:41:53,422 "Un moment, j'arrive... mon Dieu" 406 00:41:55,726 --> 00:41:56,954 "Oh it's you, cherie..." 407 00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:57,926 I was about to call you... 408 00:41:57,962 --> 00:41:59,486 "I'm sorry I'm late, Madame," 409 00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:00,792 it started to rain and I was on a... 410 00:42:00,832 --> 00:42:03,824 "Yes-yes-yes, all right, come along" 411 00:42:06,103 --> 00:42:07,400 "Huh, with lightning too" 412 00:42:09,373 --> 00:42:10,772 Voila... 413 00:42:10,808 --> 00:42:14,073 "Ooohh how beautiful, a work of art Madame..." 414 00:42:14,111 --> 00:42:17,103 "Yes it's coming along well, undress and try it on" 415 00:42:17,148 --> 00:42:18,046 Yeah... 416 00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:32,261 Ehhh... I'm afraid it's not possible 417 00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:33,824 Et pourquoi? 418 00:42:34,131 --> 00:42:35,496 Don't have any panties 419 00:42:35,867 --> 00:42:36,925 What...? 420 00:42:37,201 --> 00:42:38,429 "You lost them by accident, cherie?" 421 00:42:38,469 --> 00:42:40,437 "Well, in a way..." 422 00:42:40,471 --> 00:42:41,938 it was an emergency 423 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,802 "Oh, je comprend..." 424 00:42:43,841 --> 00:42:45,502 at your age it's very common 425 00:42:45,543 --> 00:42:46,703 "and it happens often," 426 00:42:46,744 --> 00:42:48,302 Oh but I have what you need... 427 00:42:48,613 --> 00:42:50,808 So you undress and I'd be right back 428 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,491 "Hurry, vite, vite..." 429 00:43:05,529 --> 00:43:08,828 "Vite, vite? Ou'est-ce qu' il y a? ...Pourquois?" 430 00:43:17,275 --> 00:43:19,402 Go on... 431 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:32,755 Here we are... these come from Paris... 432 00:43:32,790 --> 00:43:35,384 they are trimmed with lace... tre's chic cherie 433 00:43:37,428 --> 00:43:39,089 Thank you Madame Michelle... 434 00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:40,256 You'll have them tomorrow 435 00:43:40,298 --> 00:43:42,789 "Oh no no, you can keep them, darling" 436 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,892 It will be my wedding gift 437 00:43:51,943 --> 00:43:53,410 "This is a lovely gown, dear..." 438 00:43:53,444 --> 00:43:55,469 But I think you look best... 439 00:43:55,513 --> 00:43:56,844 When you are in the nude 440 00:43:57,581 --> 00:43:59,879 "Well, I can't go to church with just a veil..." 441 00:44:00,217 --> 00:44:01,479 What a shame... 442 00:44:01,919 --> 00:44:04,353 You're perfect as it... 443 00:44:04,388 --> 00:44:06,185 "There are men who I know, cherie..." 444 00:44:06,223 --> 00:44:09,283 who would... pay a fortune for a girl... 445 00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,386 "...like you are, dear" 446 00:44:12,129 --> 00:44:13,790 Might you be virgin...? 447 00:44:14,165 --> 00:44:15,632 "Yeah, I feel like a dope..." 448 00:44:16,968 --> 00:44:18,731 You said that they would pay a lot... 449 00:44:18,769 --> 00:44:20,896 "Beaucoup, beaucoup d'argent..." 450 00:44:21,205 --> 00:44:24,732 So many girls sit on a fortune without even knowing it 451 00:44:24,775 --> 00:44:28,506 "lmagine, there's a gentleman I know who is ready to pay an enormous sum," 452 00:44:28,546 --> 00:44:32,038 "just to be near you... and admire you," 453 00:44:32,383 --> 00:44:33,850 ...in total respect... 454 00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:35,909 "Oh, no. It's a mania," 455 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,912 ooohhh... in total respect! 456 00:44:38,422 --> 00:44:39,548 "No, dear Michelle," 457 00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:40,614 "I thank you," 458 00:44:40,658 --> 00:44:42,387 but love's a lot of fun...! 459 00:44:42,727 --> 00:44:44,854 And if it isn't I don' wanna do it... 460 00:44:47,331 --> 00:44:49,026 Oh... excuse me a minute... 461 00:45:01,345 --> 00:45:02,334 Madame Carla...? 462 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:04,211 Good evening 463 00:45:04,248 --> 00:45:05,545 "...and how are you, Michelle?" 464 00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:06,572 Through there... 465 00:45:06,617 --> 00:45:07,811 Thank you 466 00:45:18,229 --> 00:45:19,560 Silly tarts 467 00:45:21,332 --> 00:45:25,894 Oh mon chou... you're a veritable angel 468 00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:35,067 What... your husband Madame Michelle... 469 00:45:35,513 --> 00:45:36,980 What kind of photos does he do? 470 00:45:37,314 --> 00:45:38,713 "Photos of art, my dear..." 471 00:45:40,985 --> 00:45:43,510 But models in Italy have no class 472 00:45:44,121 --> 00:45:46,919 "Paris is another world, plus chic!" 473 00:45:48,359 --> 00:45:49,986 Ahhh... Then why didn't you stay where you were? 474 00:45:50,394 --> 00:45:53,124 For many reasons... my dear 475 00:45:53,631 --> 00:45:56,191 ...la guerre... politics... 476 00:45:56,233 --> 00:45:57,666 "And Cinema, the movies," 477 00:45:57,701 --> 00:46:00,135 I worked in wardrobe and he was cameraman... 478 00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:01,866 But that was a long time ago... 479 00:46:08,312 --> 00:46:10,678 "Voila... Perfection... not yet," 480 00:46:10,714 --> 00:46:11,942 You are missing the veil... 481 00:46:12,483 --> 00:46:14,713 No moving... you're full of pins 482 00:46:14,752 --> 00:46:16,083 ...they hurt 483 00:46:54,425 --> 00:46:58,156 "I accepted only because they're artistic photos, Signor Andre..." 484 00:46:58,195 --> 00:47:03,565 "But of course, Signora Carla... eh, artistic, and... poetic!" 485 00:47:03,934 --> 00:47:06,027 Don't squeeze your legs together then... 486 00:47:07,538 --> 00:47:09,506 Now lift your slip... 487 00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:10,837 Very good 488 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:12,240 Lean forward... 489 00:47:12,276 --> 00:47:14,437 ...it has got to stick out 490 00:47:15,379 --> 00:47:16,311 The highlight! 491 00:47:16,347 --> 00:47:17,371 "We've just met," 492 00:47:17,414 --> 00:47:19,177 I naturally wouldn't want you to think badly of me 493 00:47:19,216 --> 00:47:23,380 "On the contrary, I think very highly of you, Signora Carla..." 494 00:47:23,854 --> 00:47:25,947 "Oh... pardon, I was looking for a veil'," 495 00:47:25,990 --> 00:47:33,055 "Carla, you are worthy of D'Annunzio..." 496 00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:34,724 Am I pretty...? 497 00:47:35,065 --> 00:47:40,526 Hmmm... a... bijou 498 00:47:40,571 --> 00:47:42,232 D'Annunzio... 499 00:48:20,477 --> 00:48:21,671 Here you are darling 500 00:48:25,883 --> 00:48:27,851 "And your veil, you like it?" 501 00:48:29,653 --> 00:48:31,314 I dunno... 502 00:48:31,388 --> 00:48:32,480 It's a veil... 503 00:48:32,523 --> 00:48:33,990 "What's the matter, dear..." 504 00:48:34,024 --> 00:48:35,082 Are you upset? 505 00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:36,824 "Oh, it's nothing..." 506 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,157 "could be because the day is gloomy," 507 00:48:38,195 --> 00:48:39,924 and that we're in the dark... 508 00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:43,792 "It often happens the first time you put on a wedding gown," 509 00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:45,233 "but you get over it," 510 00:48:45,269 --> 00:48:47,499 "it's just a bit of, "cafardness"" 511 00:48:47,771 --> 00:48:50,069 Huh? Bit of ca'...? 512 00:48:50,107 --> 00:48:53,008 "En francais you say "cafard"" 513 00:48:53,277 --> 00:48:55,268 "Ahh, I know that's "melancholy"," 514 00:48:55,312 --> 00:48:57,371 Andre says that to Mama when she's sad 515 00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:01,612 Oui... you're melancholy and sad? 516 00:49:08,425 --> 00:49:09,449 "No, I'm not sad, it's only that..." 517 00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:13,088 "Only that, it itches like hell!" 518 00:49:13,897 --> 00:49:15,660 "Oh bravo, Lola" 519 00:49:15,699 --> 00:49:17,132 "when it itches it itches," 520 00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:20,261 which of course has nothing to do with your being a bride 521 00:50:07,484 --> 00:50:08,678 'pretty long time... 522 00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,346 I took the time it took... 523 00:50:15,826 --> 00:50:16,986 Did it come out right? 524 00:50:17,628 --> 00:50:18,822 Hmmm... 525 00:50:36,513 --> 00:50:37,639 Wanna drink or something? 526 00:50:40,884 --> 00:50:42,044 Hmmm... Marsala wine... 527 00:50:42,086 --> 00:50:43,075 That's pretty strong... 528 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,054 "Too bad, I feel like Marsala..." 529 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:49,156 One Marsala 530 00:51:01,105 --> 00:51:04,006 "Look, what a nice wedding gift I got from Madame Michelle" 531 00:51:07,578 --> 00:51:08,272 Cover up! 532 00:51:08,312 --> 00:51:09,472 Why? 533 00:51:10,781 --> 00:51:11,509 They're looking at you... 534 00:51:11,548 --> 00:51:12,742 Well it's too bad 535 00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:35,298 "Ohhh... you're staring at the girl," 536 00:51:35,339 --> 00:51:37,068 you're gonna get the guy all riled up... 537 00:51:37,107 --> 00:51:38,734 So whatta y' worried about... 538 00:51:38,776 --> 00:51:40,004 It's not like we were back in Palermo... 539 00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:41,873 we're up North... 540 00:51:42,179 --> 00:51:43,908 "They're nice, they don't get offended," 541 00:51:43,947 --> 00:51:45,346 when you happen to look at their broads 542 00:51:46,216 --> 00:51:49,583 Sit like a lady or there'll be trouble 543 00:51:50,053 --> 00:51:52,351 "Ooph, Tommaso you're such a bore..." 544 00:52:15,512 --> 00:52:17,639 "Oy-yo-yo-yo, I'm dying, she's crazy..." 545 00:52:17,681 --> 00:52:19,046 Now the fun starts... 546 00:53:34,992 --> 00:53:36,653 "Come on Lola, let's get outta here!" 547 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,052 I'm not going anywhere 548 00:53:38,795 --> 00:53:39,784 What do you mean? 549 00:53:40,197 --> 00:53:41,960 No! ...besides it's raining... 550 00:53:42,799 --> 00:53:44,391 I gotta go to the John too 551 00:53:55,746 --> 00:53:57,407 If you need help... 552 00:53:58,982 --> 00:54:00,916 I'm at your disposal 553 00:54:01,585 --> 00:54:03,348 Got him right on the beak... 554 00:54:03,387 --> 00:54:04,786 You deserved it 555 00:54:05,989 --> 00:54:08,184 "Look, he's starting to get angry" 556 00:55:32,876 --> 00:55:33,604 What the... 557 00:55:33,644 --> 00:55:34,702 That's enough now... 558 00:55:35,145 --> 00:55:36,840 Whatta you crazy or something...?! 559 00:55:37,114 --> 00:55:38,445 You're coming with me! 560 00:55:39,082 --> 00:55:40,242 Watch your manners 561 00:55:40,283 --> 00:55:41,215 "Let go of me," 562 00:55:41,251 --> 00:55:42,582 who do you think you are anyway?! 563 00:55:42,853 --> 00:55:44,753 And you dance with me from now on! 564 00:55:44,788 --> 00:55:46,119 We made the North jealous... 565 00:55:46,456 --> 00:55:47,923 "You fucking Bedouin, I'll bust your head in!" 566 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:48,982 Get your hands off of him 567 00:55:53,196 --> 00:55:54,595 "Hold him, hold him, we'll giv'm a lesson" 568 00:55:55,265 --> 00:55:57,699 Bash his head and see if it scores... 569 00:55:58,001 --> 00:56:01,266 "On the pinball? Hey, not on the machine" 570 00:56:01,672 --> 00:56:03,206 "I don't have to marry you," 571 00:56:03,206 --> 00:56:04,537 I'm free-free to do as I damn please 572 00:56:05,142 --> 00:56:06,541 "Yeah, I wish I were too..." 573 00:56:06,576 --> 00:56:07,565 Good-bye 574 00:56:08,011 --> 00:56:10,104 "Break, break..." 575 00:56:11,314 --> 00:56:12,679 That's enough! 576 00:56:16,186 --> 00:56:18,552 "Miss, Hey Miss... hop in I'll give you a lift" 577 00:56:19,523 --> 00:56:21,718 I will go where you go... wherever that is... 578 00:56:23,326 --> 00:56:24,623 "Come on, hop in" 579 00:56:25,028 --> 00:56:27,861 "What are you afraid of, I'm a gentleman" 580 00:56:28,031 --> 00:56:29,328 "I am, can't you tell...?" 581 00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:31,896 "Oh, c'mon Miss get in the car..." 582 00:56:39,943 --> 00:56:41,171 Lola! 583 00:56:45,215 --> 00:56:46,614 Lola... 584 00:56:46,650 --> 00:56:48,413 "Get in, let's go!" 585 00:56:51,955 --> 00:56:53,889 Lolaaa! 586 00:56:54,725 --> 00:56:56,283 "Now, now..." 587 00:57:02,766 --> 00:57:04,961 "No Lola, where you going..." 588 00:57:15,612 --> 00:57:17,603 How'd it go? You lost your gadget? 589 00:57:18,882 --> 00:57:20,349 What gadget? 590 00:57:20,383 --> 00:57:22,908 "With the dude who was hollering like he had a fever," 591 00:57:22,953 --> 00:57:24,045 you're Lola huh? 592 00:57:24,421 --> 00:57:25,251 Lola...? 593 00:57:25,288 --> 00:57:25,982 No... 594 00:57:26,022 --> 00:57:27,046 Oh really...? 595 00:57:27,557 --> 00:57:28,751 My name is Zaira... 596 00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:30,589 "Zaira, it's a pleasure," 597 00:57:30,627 --> 00:57:32,788 "you are talking to Lenzi Remo the furrier," 598 00:57:32,829 --> 00:57:34,729 "absolute best furrier in the business," 599 00:57:34,765 --> 00:57:36,164 A- Number-one 600 00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:39,594 Would you like to take a peak? 601 00:57:39,636 --> 00:57:40,830 Go ahead... 602 00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:42,099 feel how lush they are... 603 00:57:48,478 --> 00:57:51,641 You got a pretty good chassis there Zaira... 604 00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,239 You ever think of modelling? 605 00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:56,016 You'd look great in a mink coat... 606 00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:59,120 How about a little music...? 607 00:58:02,359 --> 00:58:03,724 "That's it, relax honey," 608 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,887 "then you'll tell me where you have to go, huh?" 609 00:58:06,863 --> 00:58:09,127 "Maybe you want me to, close the window...?" 610 00:58:09,666 --> 00:58:11,827 "Ehh... no don't close it," 611 00:58:12,536 --> 00:58:15,027 I need the air and the rain drops... 612 00:58:16,473 --> 00:58:17,963 What are you afraid of? 613 00:58:18,642 --> 00:58:21,941 "Zilch, o' nobody, nothing..." 614 00:58:34,591 --> 00:58:36,786 "Yeah, you're a winner... Ohh" 615 00:58:43,233 --> 00:58:45,292 ...every little bit... 616 00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:53,305 Whatta bush... 617 00:59:37,721 --> 00:59:40,019 "I get your fur, Zaira," 618 00:59:40,056 --> 00:59:42,251 "and you're gonna get all of mine," 619 00:59:42,626 --> 00:59:44,856 fair exchange huh... 620 00:59:52,002 --> 00:59:56,234 "Oh, more, even more... You are "la joie... de vivre...!"" 621 01:00:04,915 --> 01:00:11,343 Formidable... A dream... in black and white 622 01:00:36,479 --> 01:00:37,707 What the hell are you doing? 623 01:00:37,747 --> 01:00:38,839 Where am I anyway?! 624 01:00:38,882 --> 01:00:40,247 "You're with me honey, take it easy" 625 01:00:40,283 --> 01:00:41,682 Let go. I wanna get outta here... 626 01:00:41,718 --> 01:00:42,912 Oh c'mon... 627 01:00:42,953 --> 01:00:45,012 "You come in my car without any panties," 628 01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:47,580 and then all of a sudden you wanna turn me into a sucker or something? 629 01:00:47,624 --> 01:00:49,558 "I don't have to turn you, you already are!" 630 01:00:49,893 --> 01:00:51,554 "Ah, so pussy's being sarcastic," 631 01:00:51,594 --> 01:00:53,585 "Well I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget," 632 01:00:53,630 --> 01:00:55,427 "Come here, Miss no panties..." 633 01:00:55,465 --> 01:00:57,194 "Get ya filthy hands, Hmmm!" 634 01:01:03,239 --> 01:01:04,934 "Ohhhh... Ahhhh... you bitch, you crazy or something" 635 01:01:05,275 --> 01:01:06,867 "You wanna get hit smart ass," 636 01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:08,707 "here, now stop it!" 637 01:01:08,745 --> 01:01:12,647 You wiggle your ass then you do virgin martyr bit? 638 01:01:12,682 --> 01:01:15,981 "Zaira, you know what you are, huh, Zaira you know what?" 639 01:01:16,019 --> 01:01:17,884 "A hunk o' tail, a hooker, yeah..." 640 01:01:17,921 --> 01:01:21,152 "Where the hell do you think you are going, Chippy..." 641 01:01:21,191 --> 01:01:23,022 "Where the fuck do you think, Ahh," 642 01:01:23,059 --> 01:01:25,550 "...no you don't, gimme a piece of that!" 643 01:01:26,363 --> 01:01:30,663 "Ahhhhh, you cunt you, right in the soft parts, right in the nuts..." 644 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:33,100 I'll get you yet... 645 01:01:33,136 --> 01:01:34,535 Oh yeah...?! 646 01:01:34,838 --> 01:01:37,204 "Then come on out, I dare you...!" 647 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,177 That's not fairplay... not fairplay ...it's not... 648 01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:02,924 "Coming, coming..." 649 01:03:08,031 --> 01:03:09,760 It's your Masetto... 650 01:03:09,799 --> 01:03:11,061 "Well, don't keep him waiting" 651 01:03:13,303 --> 01:03:14,702 Enter dear 652 01:03:23,947 --> 01:03:25,938 Ahh... a splendid book 653 01:03:25,982 --> 01:03:28,678 "Here's someone who finally says loud and clear," 654 01:03:28,718 --> 01:03:31,186 "that they shouldn't close down the house," 655 01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:32,347 "and that as a result," 656 01:03:32,388 --> 01:03:34,754 Society ladies are now putting out for free 657 01:03:35,258 --> 01:03:36,282 That bitchy senator... 658 01:03:36,326 --> 01:03:37,759 it's all on account of her... 659 01:03:37,794 --> 01:03:39,591 She's probably doin' it for nothing... 660 01:03:39,662 --> 01:03:41,630 "I didn't come here for any senator," 661 01:03:41,664 --> 01:03:42,926 It's you I come for 662 01:03:45,335 --> 01:03:47,428 "Heyyy... look at you," 663 01:03:47,470 --> 01:03:49,495 you'd think you were shipwrecked... 664 01:03:50,473 --> 01:03:52,373 "Got in a brawl, huh?" 665 01:03:53,009 --> 01:03:54,806 ...you can tell me... 666 01:03:55,011 --> 01:03:57,605 "Look I came here to get laid, not to fuck around..." 667 01:03:57,647 --> 01:03:59,171 "Yeah well, before you start tootsie," 668 01:03:59,215 --> 01:04:01,046 "let's dry you up a little, huh?" 669 01:04:05,555 --> 01:04:07,489 "Relax now, take it easy" 670 01:04:07,524 --> 01:04:08,855 Your Wilma's here with you 671 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,658 "...good boy, you dry your hair now..." 672 01:04:14,297 --> 01:04:16,629 Let's hope you didn't drench your money too 673 01:04:19,869 --> 01:04:21,302 "Ah, let go I'll do it... Hmm?" 674 01:04:29,345 --> 01:04:31,472 "So, what happened to your finger?" 675 01:04:31,781 --> 01:04:32,907 Need a new bandage? 676 01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:34,177 It's coming apart... 677 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:37,015 See... I'll do it for you 678 01:04:47,363 --> 01:04:50,355 What... wha' did you use it as a Band-Aid? 679 01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:54,128 "Ah I'amour, I'amour..." 680 01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,569 "She must really be in love with you," 681 01:04:55,605 --> 01:04:57,971 if she's ready to give up her panties for you 682 01:04:58,374 --> 01:05:00,638 "So tell me what did you fight over," 683 01:05:00,677 --> 01:05:03,669 another of your ugly jealous rows? 684 01:05:04,147 --> 01:05:05,512 "None of your business what I do," 685 01:05:05,548 --> 01:05:06,572 I'm here to get laid... 686 01:05:06,616 --> 01:05:08,015 No you are frustrated... 687 01:05:08,051 --> 01:05:09,450 ...and I got to be your scapegoat 688 01:05:10,086 --> 01:05:13,112 "With the houses closed, everybody get his on the run," 689 01:05:13,156 --> 01:05:15,056 no longer any room for foreplay... 690 01:05:15,525 --> 01:05:19,256 "In the old sporting houses I heard say girls conversed a lot with the clients," 691 01:05:19,295 --> 01:05:20,922 joked and sang... 692 01:05:20,964 --> 01:05:23,660 It was a question of principle! For me it was... 693 01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:26,328 A question of principle for fuck? 694 01:05:26,903 --> 01:05:28,131 My poor little Tomasetto... 695 01:05:28,171 --> 01:05:29,195 Shut up... 696 01:05:30,506 --> 01:05:31,632 Here... slip it on... 697 01:05:39,349 --> 01:05:43,285 "You're always... so exciting, Masetto," 698 01:05:44,654 --> 01:05:46,485 Come... 699 01:05:49,359 --> 01:05:51,850 So... how do you want me...? 700 01:05:53,596 --> 01:05:55,860 "Yes darling, do what you want..." 701 01:05:55,898 --> 01:05:58,162 ...and don't think about her making you angry 702 01:05:58,768 --> 01:06:00,895 "Come, come, get on me..." 703 01:06:00,937 --> 01:06:02,097 "Jump on me," 704 01:06:02,138 --> 01:06:03,196 kiss me if you like... ohhh... 705 01:06:03,239 --> 01:06:06,504 "Yes, I'm ready," 706 01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:08,373 You're driving me crazy... 707 01:06:08,778 --> 01:06:11,679 This is how you have to screw that dumb twat of yours... 708 01:06:11,714 --> 01:06:12,908 "Shut up, don't talk..." 709 01:06:13,216 --> 01:06:14,478 "Forgive me, I won't talk," 710 01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:15,882 let's just enjoy! 711 01:06:15,918 --> 01:06:16,850 "I'm the dumb twat," 712 01:06:16,886 --> 01:06:17,784 "...not her," 713 01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:20,550 "just me, just me!!" 714 01:06:26,229 --> 01:06:31,098 Lola 715 01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,055 "Tell me something, Wilma..." 716 01:06:59,662 --> 01:07:01,459 Why is Lola so spiteful? 717 01:07:01,831 --> 01:07:05,665 "Oh, sweet boy... you should know..." 718 01:07:05,935 --> 01:07:08,961 ...that love is all a spite... 719 01:07:28,424 --> 01:07:29,721 Hmph! What happened to you? 720 01:07:30,226 --> 01:07:31,716 Ah caught in a rainstorm... 721 01:07:32,528 --> 01:07:33,790 Aren't you up early? 722 01:07:34,697 --> 01:07:36,426 Was getting ready to go out hunting... 723 01:07:39,469 --> 01:07:41,494 Pepe's coming by later... 724 01:07:43,973 --> 01:07:44,997 And Mama...? 725 01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:48,238 Upstairs... asleep... 726 01:07:52,148 --> 01:07:53,843 Yeah... 727 01:07:54,350 --> 01:07:56,181 Dry yourself... 728 01:07:56,219 --> 01:07:57,516 you'll catch your death... 729 01:07:58,254 --> 01:07:59,152 Here... 730 01:07:59,188 --> 01:08:00,985 "Gotta take these off first, they're so sopping" 731 01:08:06,929 --> 01:08:09,454 Then hang it in front of me if it bothers you 732 01:08:14,704 --> 01:08:17,605 What's the matter? 733 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,733 "You're the father you say you are," 734 01:08:19,776 --> 01:08:21,403 aren't you...? 735 01:08:33,055 --> 01:08:35,114 "All done, you can dry me now..." 736 01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:35,783 Finished? 737 01:08:35,825 --> 01:08:39,090 Is something missing? It's all I got... 738 01:08:53,342 --> 01:09:00,043 "Well, what happened, did you eh... Have a fight with Tommaso?" 739 01:09:00,616 --> 01:09:02,311 It's over with him... 740 01:09:09,826 --> 01:09:12,351 Ahhh... Go on. What happened? 741 01:09:13,129 --> 01:09:15,029 The usual... 742 01:09:15,331 --> 01:09:16,764 he's your opposite... 743 01:09:18,901 --> 01:09:20,129 "With him there's no kidding," 744 01:09:20,169 --> 01:09:21,796 "no fooling around, no dreaming..." 745 01:09:22,004 --> 01:09:25,132 "He keep's saying: no, no, no as usual" 746 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,509 "He's always making a scene," 747 01:09:27,543 --> 01:09:28,908 "he's jealous of anybody," 748 01:09:28,945 --> 01:09:30,469 I say hello to... 749 01:09:31,681 --> 01:09:33,979 Even of my father... 750 01:09:36,953 --> 01:09:38,614 Hmph... Maybe he's right 751 01:09:38,654 --> 01:09:41,646 You can't lock up la joie de vivre... 752 01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,448 Or could he be wrong... 753 01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:45,493 Do you love him? 754 01:09:47,864 --> 01:09:49,263 I don't know... 755 01:09:49,565 --> 01:09:50,896 There are two Lolas... 756 01:09:53,102 --> 01:09:55,696 One wants Masetto... 757 01:09:58,808 --> 01:10:02,175 and the other... 758 01:10:05,815 --> 01:10:07,680 Dry yourself... 759 01:10:23,566 --> 01:10:26,535 "Here... drink this, it'll do you good" 760 01:10:35,811 --> 01:10:37,540 "Hey, what is that?" 761 01:10:43,119 --> 01:10:46,020 Find me a dress that's dry Look inside my room 762 01:10:47,690 --> 01:10:49,681 Not even please...? 763 01:10:50,026 --> 01:10:51,550 Why don't you go and fetch it yourself? 764 01:10:53,796 --> 01:10:55,661 Because if I go... 765 01:10:56,832 --> 01:10:59,562 Who knows if I'll return? 766 01:12:30,059 --> 01:12:31,287 What are you looking at...? 767 01:12:31,327 --> 01:12:33,591 "The moon, it's so white" 768 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:40,965 Yeah... So am I... And... elle est belle...! 769 01:12:42,938 --> 01:12:44,838 Like a posed photograph...? 770 01:12:44,874 --> 01:12:48,275 Oh better... Like a woman! 771 01:12:49,412 --> 01:12:50,572 "Right, that's enough, get dressed" 772 01:12:50,613 --> 01:12:51,671 "No, you dress me" 773 01:12:51,714 --> 01:12:55,878 "Come here... here put this on, here" 774 01:12:56,952 --> 01:12:58,214 How'd you find this one? 775 01:12:58,654 --> 01:13:00,246 I just followed my nose... 776 01:13:02,825 --> 01:13:04,258 "I can just see you snooping around in my room," 777 01:13:04,293 --> 01:13:05,920 "when I'm not there, huh?" 778 01:13:05,961 --> 01:13:10,421 And you come snooping around... even when I'm here 779 01:13:18,808 --> 01:13:21,208 "You're still going to marry Tommaso, huh?" 780 01:13:21,377 --> 01:13:23,106 "No, not anymore..." 781 01:13:23,145 --> 01:13:25,306 Then you can carry on making him jealous 782 01:13:25,347 --> 01:13:27,144 "I'm not marrying Tommaso," 783 01:13:27,216 --> 01:13:28,410 ...you wanna bet? 784 01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,582 Easy... Bet what...? 785 01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:31,950 Me... 786 01:13:32,488 --> 01:13:34,388 "Don't joke, baby girl" 787 01:13:34,690 --> 01:13:36,749 "No, it's a fact..." 788 01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:38,384 "Though I'm promised to Tommaso," 789 01:13:38,427 --> 01:13:41,590 "it is you who are, luring me away..." 790 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:46,897 Don't talk foolishly... I'm your father 791 01:13:49,672 --> 01:13:54,473 "Well are you... or, aren't you?" 792 01:13:57,246 --> 01:13:59,646 Andre! Lola! 793 01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:02,114 You little slut! Dirty slut! 794 01:14:02,151 --> 01:14:05,552 "All right, all right Zaira, all right, nothing happened!" 795 01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:13,218 The wench! 796 01:14:13,262 --> 01:14:14,422 Look who's talking? 797 01:14:14,463 --> 01:14:16,590 "I saw your sleazy bordello photographs," 798 01:14:16,632 --> 01:14:17,860 ...congratulations! 799 01:14:18,467 --> 01:14:20,901 "I can accept the others, but not my daughter!" 800 01:14:21,303 --> 01:14:24,238 "Dirty lech, you turned her into your lover, huh?" 801 01:14:24,273 --> 01:14:25,433 "Admit it," 802 01:14:25,474 --> 01:14:26,406 "I want to know, I want to know!" 803 01:14:26,442 --> 01:14:27,602 "What's there to know," 804 01:14:27,643 --> 01:14:28,667 "you jealous idiot," 805 01:14:28,711 --> 01:14:29,735 "she came in here soaked to the skin," 806 01:14:29,779 --> 01:14:31,406 and I helped to dry her! 807 01:14:31,447 --> 01:14:33,381 "That is all, that is all..." 808 01:14:35,451 --> 01:14:37,419 Now I want to know everything from you 809 01:14:37,453 --> 01:14:38,249 Everything what...? 810 01:14:38,287 --> 01:14:40,448 And this time... 811 01:14:40,623 --> 01:14:42,250 I want the truth... 812 01:14:44,059 --> 01:14:46,118 Is Lola my daughter...? 813 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:50,161 "Got it on your mind, huh?" 814 01:14:50,199 --> 01:14:51,564 "She could've been your daughter," 815 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,465 but you preferred her to be mine! 816 01:14:53,502 --> 01:14:54,901 "...and I played along," 817 01:14:54,937 --> 01:14:56,529 "letting you live in the doubt," 818 01:14:56,572 --> 01:14:57,971 "a doubt that would protect her," 819 01:14:58,007 --> 01:14:59,269 "...while saving our own love," 820 01:14:59,308 --> 01:15:01,503 "but nothing will stop you, nothing!" 821 01:15:01,777 --> 01:15:04,871 "Because your libido is so perverted that instead of showing restraint," 822 01:15:04,914 --> 01:15:06,404 "'cause she's your daughter, it excited you," 823 01:15:06,448 --> 01:15:07,676 you pig...! 824 01:15:17,927 --> 01:15:19,827 Lola's father is Jean... 825 01:15:19,862 --> 01:15:21,454 "Go on, take another swat at me..." 826 01:15:22,798 --> 01:15:24,527 Good ole Jean... 827 01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:26,728 your machinist friend on the Normandie 828 01:15:27,002 --> 01:15:28,264 "Ehh, he introduced us..." 829 01:15:28,304 --> 01:15:29,703 ...he was my lover 830 01:15:30,372 --> 01:15:32,033 And you knew it all along 831 01:15:34,276 --> 01:15:37,302 Lola was already on her way before I met you... 832 01:15:37,346 --> 01:15:39,712 ...it was that pig's good-bye present 833 01:15:39,748 --> 01:15:40,578 Nice huh? 834 01:15:40,616 --> 01:15:41,844 You pig... 835 01:15:41,884 --> 01:15:43,283 "...and now that you know Lola's not your daughter," 836 01:15:43,319 --> 01:15:44,183 "run to her, go ahead, go ahead, run to h'..." 837 01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:46,882 "No no, it's not true, no, no..." 838 01:15:47,289 --> 01:15:50,918 You know I could never love anybody but you... 839 01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:56,661 "You are a pig no, a pig, a pig, pig-pig, you're a pig" 840 01:15:56,699 --> 01:16:00,226 "No, no, no, no..." 841 01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:02,834 "Can't you feel me? Ahhh," 842 01:16:02,872 --> 01:16:05,170 feel the way I love you... 843 01:16:05,207 --> 01:16:06,640 Yes... yes... 844 01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:07,903 "I sense you love yer," 845 01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:08,637 it's she you want... 846 01:16:08,677 --> 01:16:11,043 "No, no-no-no..." 847 01:16:11,347 --> 01:16:13,645 You know that's not true... 848 01:16:14,850 --> 01:16:15,714 "No, that's for you, for you" 849 01:16:15,751 --> 01:16:17,480 No... 850 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,687 No woman has ever excited me the way... 851 01:16:22,024 --> 01:16:24,219 "Yes, you excite me so quickly..." 852 01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:25,284 "No, no, I saw you..." 853 01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:27,488 You didn't see anything 854 01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:31,661 You know... there's only you 855 01:16:32,968 --> 01:16:35,232 I could never love anybody... 856 01:16:35,571 --> 01:16:38,005 ...the way I love you... 857 01:16:42,778 --> 01:16:44,678 You pig! 858 01:16:53,055 --> 01:16:55,421 "Yes... Bite me," 859 01:16:55,457 --> 01:16:57,857 yes... Bite me! 860 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:20,373 "Will you shuttup, ballbreaker!" 861 01:17:23,519 --> 01:17:25,282 What's wrong you don't like the song? 862 01:17:26,121 --> 01:17:27,679 "No, and you neither..." 863 01:17:34,330 --> 01:17:36,025 "Well, what's to look at?" 864 01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:38,832 The rolls aren't done yet? 865 01:17:40,436 --> 01:17:43,166 "Huh...? Obviously not if I closed the oven, stupid!" 866 01:17:45,274 --> 01:17:46,468 It's strange... 867 01:17:46,675 --> 01:17:48,506 ...according to the clock they should be out 868 01:17:50,879 --> 01:17:52,141 Oh really! 869 01:17:52,181 --> 01:17:54,012 "You're gonna tell me how to run a bakery now, are you?" 870 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:57,180 "Look if you can't get your rocks off with Lola," 871 01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:58,743 ...don't take it out on me 872 01:17:59,855 --> 01:18:02,790 ...son of a bitch! 873 01:18:05,694 --> 01:18:07,025 Listen sweet pea... 874 01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:08,461 "you just mention Lola's name and you're dead," 875 01:18:08,497 --> 01:18:09,623 ...is that clear?! 876 01:18:09,965 --> 01:18:11,296 Yeah loud and clear... 877 01:18:11,633 --> 01:18:13,260 mustn't name... uh huh 878 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,229 "Clear my ass," 879 01:18:19,274 --> 01:18:21,640 you pud puller! 880 01:18:22,745 --> 01:18:25,578 "That's the end of you, you little cream puff!" 881 01:18:42,898 --> 01:18:44,388 "The bread, the bread's burning! What?" 882 01:19:07,256 --> 01:19:09,417 Hurry hurry 883 01:19:16,899 --> 01:19:19,629 Stupid... look what you did? 884 01:19:21,670 --> 01:19:23,570 "Ahhh... what "l" did?" 885 01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:20,486 Maseetttooooo!! 886 01:21:42,344 --> 01:21:43,276 Anything else? 887 01:21:43,312 --> 01:21:44,711 Some fresh buns... 888 01:21:44,746 --> 01:21:45,838 "Ahh, I'm sorry..." 889 01:21:45,881 --> 01:21:48,315 "but the hand-rolled bread is gonna take a little longer, Signora..." 890 01:21:48,350 --> 01:21:49,977 "Really, why ever...?" 891 01:21:50,018 --> 01:21:51,542 "Ah, it's the whimsy of ovens..." 892 01:21:51,587 --> 01:21:53,179 "...and of bakers," 893 01:21:53,222 --> 01:21:54,951 whose thoughts are far from their work 894 01:21:55,324 --> 01:21:56,848 "You're being unjust," 895 01:21:56,892 --> 01:21:58,189 "come on, they're about to get hooked" 896 01:21:58,227 --> 01:22:02,459 Unfortunately... The girl's a tropical disease which is incurable 897 01:22:02,497 --> 01:22:04,465 "Yours son's marrying the disease, not you," 898 01:22:04,499 --> 01:22:05,966 and he's probably immune... 899 01:22:06,868 --> 01:22:11,396 'better pray the girl doesn't take after that whoremongering Signor Andre... 900 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,465 "Oh, you're talking of a future in-law..." 901 01:22:13,508 --> 01:22:15,032 In-law of that scoundrel? 902 01:22:15,077 --> 01:22:18,103 "If I learn that Lola is officially Signor Andre's daughter," 903 01:22:18,146 --> 01:22:21,081 ...you can be sure she'll not marry Masetto! 904 01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:23,049 Good morning! 905 01:22:23,552 --> 01:22:25,179 "How you doin' Lola, the usual?" 906 01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:26,619 "No, today no bread," 907 01:22:26,655 --> 01:22:27,815 ...just Masetto 908 01:22:27,856 --> 01:22:28,982 "You just stay outta there, you hear!" 909 01:22:29,758 --> 01:22:32,056 "Eh, he's got a supplementary batch to do," 910 01:22:32,094 --> 01:22:34,460 don't distract him sweetie... 911 01:22:36,565 --> 01:22:38,499 Hah 912 01:22:40,402 --> 01:22:42,563 Hmm... 'they burned the bread by chance...? 913 01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:46,303 Will you just look at her...! Hmph! 914 01:22:51,046 --> 01:22:53,674 Hi... You burned the bread huh? 915 01:22:53,982 --> 01:22:55,074 "Don't get cheeky," 916 01:22:55,117 --> 01:22:56,607 Iook at the way she shows up! 917 01:22:57,052 --> 01:22:59,543 "Well, as far as that goes, you look like a pretzel" 918 01:22:59,588 --> 01:23:01,351 "Every minute of the day you're jealous," 919 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,483 "you in that bar with those soldiers and all," 920 01:23:03,525 --> 01:23:07,086 and then you ordering me to get into the car of that awful man 921 01:23:07,562 --> 01:23:10,030 I ordered you to get in the car with that man? 922 01:23:10,065 --> 01:23:12,932 "'was you're doing yeah on account of your sick jealous phobia," 923 01:23:12,968 --> 01:23:14,868 "'nd you wanna know what took place in there," 924 01:23:14,903 --> 01:23:15,699 ...want the details...? 925 01:23:15,737 --> 01:23:16,863 Go on...! 926 01:23:16,905 --> 01:23:18,304 Poor Tomasetto... 927 01:23:18,340 --> 01:23:21,571 "Don't gimme that shit, talk... Go on!" 928 01:23:22,210 --> 01:23:24,075 I was forced to consent! 929 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:28,108 Forced to conse'... 930 01:23:31,086 --> 01:23:32,451 "One word outta you, you're dead," 931 01:23:32,487 --> 01:23:33,647 ...mind the ovens! 932 01:23:36,425 --> 01:23:37,392 Take that! 933 01:23:37,426 --> 01:23:38,723 "What's all this bullshit," 934 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,557 "if it's true I'll strangle you, you little bitch..." 935 01:23:40,829 --> 01:23:42,729 "...talk, go ahead talk, go on!" 936 01:23:42,764 --> 01:23:44,698 "I was forsaken, forsaken..." 937 01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:45,665 What the fuck does that mean...? 938 01:23:45,701 --> 01:23:48,192 I took a back alley the minute I got into his car 939 01:23:48,236 --> 01:23:49,794 "The pervert finally parks," 940 01:23:49,838 --> 01:23:51,430 "and I'm sitting there like a goose," 941 01:23:51,773 --> 01:23:55,038 then all of a sudden... he notices I don't have any panties 942 01:23:55,477 --> 01:23:57,035 "I did everything to break away," 943 01:23:57,079 --> 01:24:00,105 "but he, he, he... jumped on top of me," 944 01:24:00,148 --> 01:24:01,672 and tied my arms and legs... 945 01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:04,515 "Then I called out, called out to you," 946 01:24:05,187 --> 01:24:06,916 "oh how I called out to you, Masetto," 947 01:24:06,955 --> 01:24:08,183 ...you'll never know 948 01:24:08,490 --> 01:24:10,321 I was forsaken...! 949 01:24:10,692 --> 01:24:11,920 And... 950 01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:14,319 "And I said you mustn't, you mustn't..." 951 01:24:14,363 --> 01:24:17,457 "to a virgin girl, no you mustn't I am a virgin..." 952 01:24:18,266 --> 01:24:23,101 But all he did... was to spread me with all the force he had... 953 01:24:23,138 --> 01:24:25,368 and unleashed his libido... 954 01:24:25,407 --> 01:24:29,605 "Oh c'mon, spit it out, what did he do?!" 955 01:24:29,644 --> 01:24:31,908 "He took his dick out and slipped inside me," 956 01:24:31,947 --> 01:24:33,346 "you got it, lunkhead?" 957 01:24:33,915 --> 01:24:35,712 "He took my cherry is what he did," 958 01:24:35,751 --> 01:24:36,740 my virginity and... 959 01:24:36,785 --> 01:24:38,013 ...it's all your fault! Hmph! 960 01:24:43,058 --> 01:24:45,458 That's a lotta crap. You made the whole thing up. I know you... 961 01:24:45,494 --> 01:24:46,791 "Instead it happened, it happened," 962 01:24:46,828 --> 01:24:49,058 "...and if you don't believe it, take a look!" 963 01:24:58,974 --> 01:25:00,464 What? 964 01:25:00,509 --> 01:25:01,874 Take a look at what? 965 01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:03,468 "What's to look at, you little slut," 966 01:25:03,512 --> 01:25:04,672 "I'll give you something to look at," 967 01:25:04,713 --> 01:25:09,673 "here, you slut, you cunt, you wench, wench, wench, wench..." 968 01:25:09,718 --> 01:25:11,276 "Slut, ahh..." 969 01:25:11,319 --> 01:25:14,755 "Yeah, slut, cunt, horny little wench!" 970 01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:17,957 "Ah deflower me, deflower me..." 971 01:25:20,128 --> 01:25:22,688 "You lied to me, you lied... why'd you lie?" 972 01:25:22,731 --> 01:25:24,494 You liar... 973 01:25:46,188 --> 01:25:49,385 Tell me why you made up all that baloney...? 974 01:25:50,258 --> 01:25:52,658 To help you take the initiative... 975 01:25:52,994 --> 01:25:55,519 give me a towel or something I'm such a mess... 976 01:26:00,268 --> 01:26:01,701 "Here, take this. It's clean" 977 01:26:02,003 --> 01:26:03,868 We use it to cover the dough to help it rise... 978 01:26:04,973 --> 01:26:06,372 "It's just what I need," 979 01:26:06,408 --> 01:26:10,105 "especially now, I could start getting big all of a sudden" 980 01:26:11,913 --> 01:26:13,107 Doesn't matter... 981 01:26:13,148 --> 01:26:16,345 we'll just tell the dressmaker to hurry up and finish your gown... 982 01:26:19,387 --> 01:26:22,220 I love you-loveyou-love you 983 01:26:35,170 --> 01:26:38,196 Hey hussy... what's your cock doing here? 984 01:26:38,907 --> 01:26:40,738 The poor thing's in mourning... 985 01:26:41,142 --> 01:26:43,576 Of all the lovelies gathered in our midst... 986 01:26:43,612 --> 01:26:45,375 there's but one who heads the list: 987 01:26:45,413 --> 01:26:47,973 who else... but Lola! 988 01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:50,741 "If you're tired, my young baker, rest up tonight," 989 01:26:50,785 --> 01:26:52,753 ...and let me take her! 990 01:26:54,623 --> 01:26:59,390 "Give me one too! Yoohoo, give me one too" 991 01:26:59,828 --> 01:27:01,625 Coming dear... Hmmm?! 992 01:27:05,534 --> 01:27:07,798 Here... take this... take it...! 993 01:27:10,138 --> 01:27:12,231 Hmmm... Eh my conjugal duties require... 994 01:27:12,274 --> 01:27:14,640 that I uphold my husband's offer... 995 01:27:33,061 --> 01:27:35,495 "A toast to our first night, Monsieur..." 996 01:27:40,001 --> 01:27:45,098 "I'm bursting, so full, careful it's holding me up, careful no, you idiot!" 997 01:27:45,140 --> 01:27:47,005 "It's yours Boss, Wow!" 998 01:27:48,310 --> 01:27:50,039 I've never seen one of those... 999 01:27:51,947 --> 01:27:53,812 "'Give the bride a buss, lad! Buss the buss the bride..." 1000 01:27:54,683 --> 01:27:58,551 "A buss, a buss..." 1001 01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:03,319 "Buss the bride, buss the bride... buss the bride" 1002 01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:09,725 "You been bawling since we left the church," 1003 01:28:09,764 --> 01:28:11,391 let's kiss and be c'mon gimme a... 1004 01:28:15,737 --> 01:28:17,602 I have to do something it won't take long 1005 01:28:18,373 --> 01:28:19,237 Pee pee...? 1006 01:28:19,507 --> 01:28:20,701 And... 1007 01:28:20,909 --> 01:28:23,742 Whatta y' mean and? Startin' in again? 1008 01:28:24,646 --> 01:28:26,443 "Ah, ah... Y'r not to ask questions," 1009 01:28:26,481 --> 01:28:27,880 wait and I'll tell you... 1010 01:28:52,607 --> 01:28:55,132 They've never seen such a wedding in these parts... 1011 01:28:55,176 --> 01:28:57,838 And you couldn't have done more had she been your daughter 1012 01:28:57,879 --> 01:29:00,347 "Yes, I think it's all gone wonderfully well, my darling..." 1013 01:29:00,682 --> 01:29:04,413 "But I better go check the wedding cake," 1014 01:29:04,786 --> 01:29:06,083 la piece de resistance! - Excusez- Moi 1015 01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:13,458 "All right Zaire, let's have one, you kissing the groom! Go ahead..." 1016 01:29:36,718 --> 01:29:41,121 They say there are only three things in the world that leave no traces... 1017 01:29:41,156 --> 01:29:42,623 a gull high up in the air... 1018 01:29:42,957 --> 01:29:44,720 a halibut in the ocean... 1019 01:29:44,759 --> 01:29:46,954 And a cock inside a pussy 1020 01:29:46,995 --> 01:29:50,863 ...yeah that's my Wilma... 1021 01:29:53,368 --> 01:29:55,495 "We thank the Lord for womanhood," 1022 01:29:55,537 --> 01:29:57,402 "we thank the Lord we think it's good," 1023 01:29:57,439 --> 01:29:58,565 "and I, a friar..." 1024 01:29:58,606 --> 01:30:02,201 "I touch one there and whoops, I feel it here!" 1025 01:30:06,314 --> 01:30:09,044 And tomorrow we shall all be penitent... 1026 01:30:10,085 --> 01:30:11,882 "Oh stop your moaning, Agnes, for goodness sake," 1027 01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:13,353 "eat up the good food," 1028 01:30:13,388 --> 01:30:14,616 and tonight I'll do you... 1029 01:30:16,124 --> 01:30:17,887 Not here... 1030 01:30:56,998 --> 01:31:01,025 Ahhhh... I ehh... I have a present for you... 1031 01:31:02,003 --> 01:31:03,095 And I too... 1032 01:31:03,138 --> 01:31:04,833 Only you mustn't tell anybody else though... 1033 01:31:13,047 --> 01:31:15,641 It has to be our little secret... 1034 01:31:15,950 --> 01:31:17,281 Like mine... 1035 01:31:31,266 --> 01:31:40,971 "I, declare you... a member... of my club" 1036 01:31:48,716 --> 01:31:52,379 "Oh, Andre... It's stupendous!" 1037 01:31:56,858 --> 01:32:00,021 "All right, all right... Now what about my present?" 1038 01:32:02,197 --> 01:32:05,689 As you know... you were right I married Tommaso... 1039 01:32:06,467 --> 01:32:09,459 and so... I lost the bet 1040 01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:18,340 "You won, Andre... and I, have to pay" 1041 01:32:28,990 --> 01:32:31,754 "...Must stop, stop!" 1042 01:32:38,566 --> 01:32:40,431 You're making a mistake... 1043 01:32:41,903 --> 01:32:45,270 I'd like to give you a souvenir to remember me by 1044 01:32:54,315 --> 01:32:58,149 "Here, look... you have every right... You won!" 1045 01:33:02,423 --> 01:33:08,362 "Ohhhh... Lola, I... I've never met anybody like you..." 1046 01:33:09,163 --> 01:33:10,790 Nor I like you... 1047 01:33:12,033 --> 01:33:14,433 I am a very lucky man... 1048 01:33:15,236 --> 01:33:18,296 "Didn't you know that whomever gives me pleasure," 1049 01:33:18,339 --> 01:33:21,035 ...is surely lucky... huh? 1050 01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:35,583 "The bride, we want the bride" 1051 01:33:35,890 --> 01:33:38,085 "Get your bride, son before I do:" 1052 01:33:38,126 --> 01:33:41,323 we want the bride! 1053 01:33:41,930 --> 01:33:45,661 "We want the bride, we want the bride..." 1054 01:33:46,234 --> 01:33:47,565 You okay... 1055 01:33:56,444 --> 01:33:58,002 Are we ready...? 1056 01:34:07,956 --> 01:34:09,321 "Kiss her, Masetto" 1057 01:34:09,357 --> 01:34:11,416 "Buss the bride, Buss the bride..." 1058 01:34:11,459 --> 01:34:12,892 "buss the bride, buss the bride, buss the bride" 1059 01:34:12,927 --> 01:34:15,794 "Buss the bride, buss the bride, buss the bride" 1060 01:34:31,245 --> 01:34:33,110 "Hmmm - Come on, let's dance!" 1061 01:35:49,490 --> 01:35:50,457 "Think it'll last," 1062 01:35:50,491 --> 01:35:51,719 ...or there'll be cheating? 1063 01:35:52,527 --> 01:35:53,960 Her on him or him on her? 1064 01:35:54,262 --> 01:35:55,729 It works both ways... 1065 01:35:58,900 --> 01:36:00,231 They're wild about each other... 1066 01:36:00,268 --> 01:36:01,462 that's all that matters... 1067 01:36:02,336 --> 01:36:04,327 What does fidelity have to do with living? 1068 01:36:04,372 --> 01:36:05,600 Hmm... everything... 1069 01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:11,300 "No-no-no, it doesn't... It has nothing to do with it..." 1070 01:36:11,345 --> 01:36:12,903 "It does, it does..." 1071 01:36:18,519 --> 01:36:20,510 Look what a nice gift I got from Andre? 1072 01:36:20,555 --> 01:36:21,886 "Oh it's beautiful," 1073 01:36:21,923 --> 01:36:23,857 are you wearing the dressmaker's gift too...? 1074 01:36:23,891 --> 01:36:25,085 "No, no panties...!" 1075 01:36:26,427 --> 01:36:27,758 "What do you mean, "no panties"...?" 1076 01:36:27,862 --> 01:36:31,161 "I removed two things, my panties and the veil when I went upstairs," 1077 01:36:31,199 --> 01:36:32,461 ...they made me itchy... 1078 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,398 You're always itchy... 1079 01:36:33,434 --> 01:36:34,332 Yup! 1080 01:36:39,740 --> 01:36:41,298 "Be on the level, Lola..." 1081 01:36:41,809 --> 01:36:44,778 So long as you don't ask... I'll always be on the level 1082 01:36:47,715 --> 01:36:50,343 Don't tell me you're still jealous now that we're married... 1083 01:36:50,751 --> 01:36:52,378 Above all now...! 1084 01:36:55,223 --> 01:36:56,781 You feel sorry for having done it? 1085 01:36:57,358 --> 01:37:00,885 "Well, I'm not so sure... it's the first time I get maried" 1086 01:37:02,396 --> 01:37:04,455 You mean you're already thinking of cheating...? 1087 01:37:04,932 --> 01:37:08,698 Well-I'm not so sure... it's the first time I get married 77977

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