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Soon we will come ashore, and I will
return Richard to his home kingdom and
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rescue Isabella.
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Oh, girl, I do not feel good.
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Is there a name for when you throw up
through your nose? Oh, please, try and
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keep it together. We're almost there.
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And it's called nothing.
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Almost there? You've been saying that
for weeks.
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Listen, I'm tired.
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I miss Gareth.
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These pirates smell horrible.
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Sing me the song, Galloway.
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It's the only thing that'll make me feel
better.
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If I sing you the song, will you shut
up?
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Way back in days of old, there was a
legend... Oh, do it for real!
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About a hero known as Galloway... Sorry
to interrupt. It's a very catchy tune
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and all that. It's a real earworm.
You're too to get stuck in your head.
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But there's only so many times you can
hear it. I don't know if you noticed.
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But four pirates walked the plank last
week. Middle of the ocean. Just walked
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right off.
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So what are you saying?
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What I'm saying is... We're gonna have
to kill you if you sing the freaking
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song. What? It didn't win an Emmy. Now
it's time to move along.
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But winter's not just coming. And it
came. And then it went.
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Now it's back with this year's least
expected big event.
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You mean?
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season for our hero and pals.
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A new season and it's gonna be scorching
hot on you.
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Free the new exotic locale.
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With new guests you'll cost the network
a fortune.
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I'll go reclaim the castle I'm the
rightful ruler of.
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I'll suffer through the hassle then go
save my one true love.
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It's a new season so we won't be
reprised in that tune. Way back in days
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of old.
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There was a legend told that
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
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-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
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-a.
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A new cheese in our new cat in its
kitchen.
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We'll stay here with the princess till
she weds her little cuss.
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Yes, we know it's incest. Still, it's
what our family does.
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It's a new season.
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Am I easy while she's in her room?
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I've tried so desperately to win my
freedom.
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Tried? Yes, I've tried, dear God.
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It's a new season for our brand new
regime.
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A new season here in sunny Valencia.
With new treason to deliciously scheme.
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And new levels of psychotic dementia.
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I'm putting every qualm aside to seize
my kingdom's reign.
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I'll commit some homicide and sing a few
refrains. And this season, maybe I'll
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get to squeeze in some. No, we've no
weeks to come. Ignore the...
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Skip the football matches. And the
globes made out of gold.
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Through all the different tickets.
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And every bachelorette.
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Giving to the miracle that no one
thought we'd get.
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It's a new season, though it's still not
that
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long. A new season with a lively new
stage.
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Join the royals. And the jester. And the
servant. And the chef.
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The queen. The thug. The hero. And the
hero's BFF. And the whole season ends
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with armies from Valencia, Hortensia,
and Richard's land in one ginormous
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battle to decide who's going to be the
one true king to rule the whole
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entire... Way to blow it, you prats.
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It's the new season, so hang on to your
call.
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I know this area.
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There. That is the safest place to come
ashore.
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Yes, sir.
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I've never been more certain of anything
in my life.
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Wow.
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I did not know what I was talking about.
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Not even a little.
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presenting the queen and the guy that
was with the queen when she killed the
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other guy who was kind of the king.
Maybe later we can discuss my title.
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And what trifling business is before the
court today?
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My queen.
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My guy who was with the queen when
she... Get on with it.
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A chicken laid an egg on the border
between our two properties. We didn't
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know what to do, so we just let it sit
there.
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But didn't this chicken hatch from that
egg? And now we don't know who the new
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chicken...
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Belongs to.
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Is this for real? Is this really
happening?
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I've got this.
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I think what we need to consider here is
what came first.
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We have a chicken, then there was an
egg. But then before that, there was
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another chicken. Kill the chicken, I'll
eat it for dinner. Next!
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My queen?
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My guy who was with the queen? Oh, get
on with it.
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I guess I just have a few questions
about my situation here.
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Am I captive?
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Am I free?
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How's my hair? I mean, I haven't seen a
mirror in weeks. Perhaps you'd like to
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go the way of the chicken.
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Look, I don't mean to complain. I just
don't know what my role is, and that's
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weird.
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Yeah, it's a bit rough not having a
role.
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You have a role, Gareth.
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I do?
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Go kill the chicken.
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Since the wedding to your cousin is back
on, we thought you might want to choose
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a cake topper.
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You see nothing wrong with this?
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Your only daughter is about to marry her
own cousin, who happens to be an 11-year
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-old boy.
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We're good with it. Father!
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Honey, Galavant is gone.
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He was a tall drink of water, and I will
keep him forever in my bank bank. But
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it's time to move on.
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No.
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Wherever he is.
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Galavant will come for me. And then we
will marry.
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If you marry Galavant, I have to pay for
the whole wedding. You marry your
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cousin, I only do the rehearsal dinner.
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True love is not about rehearsal
dinners. You haven't seen the Forcacta
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bill. You are marrying your cousin. I
can't believe you two.
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Planning this wedding as if nothing's
wrong whilst I'm locked away in this
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prison. Oh, baby Bella, honey, we love
you.
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But you're being a tad dramatic.
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This is not a prison.
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Coming out.
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Where are you, Caliphate?
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Well, those pirates were a bit snippy
with me, no?
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Please stop talking.
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Are you still upset about the shipwreck?
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Jeez, man, what's the point of a bygone
if it can't just be a bygone?
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A pirate died.
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That's what pirates do.
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I rarely thought I knew where we were.
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Oh, well.
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That kingdom can't be too far away from
here.
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Oh, no.
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What oh, no?
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Oh, no. Oh, no what?
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I think I may have led us into the
enchanted forest, and that is not good.
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My father warned me to stay away from
here at all costs.
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There's a queen, an evil queen.
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In fact, once my father and his best
friend slash camping buddy Keith, I
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called him Uncle Keith because he was
always around. Spit it out. They
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wandered in here, and Uncle Keith was
never heard from again.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, yeah, mm-hmm.
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Typical. God, can't you do anything
right? You're just going to keep
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walking.
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Happy hour?
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The Enchanted Forest is a pub.
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God, you actually had me scared for a
minute there.
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Well, this place is...
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It's all men.
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Real gentleman's drama.
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Well, get used to the attention, son.
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This is what happens when you hit the
mainland with King Rich.
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I haven't seen you around here before.
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Trust me, I'd remember.
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John, looks like you've got some
competition.
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Oh, hello there. John Hamm?
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No, don't tell my wife.
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Come, Bobby.
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The Queen's going to want to get a look
at this one. I do.
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Hold it.
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Well,
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one thing's for sure.
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We'll settle the score.
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And trust me, it's more than fair.
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Oh, this is so fun.
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I want to fly like her, too. Someone
pick me up.
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We'll keep you waiting.
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Who knows just how long you'll serve.
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But, baby, you bet.
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You're going to guess the punishment we
deserve.
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Off with the shark.
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That's a deal.
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You're a beefcake. Happy meal.
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Go on, you guys.
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Just feast your eyes until they hurt.
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I have had a blast.
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You know, I've never been to one of
these places before.
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You've got a pub?
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Don't be stupid. You've been to a pub
before.
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Anyway, I'm going to head out.
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Got to get him back to his kingdom. I've
got to return to saving my one true
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love.
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She's... Yeah,
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she's waiting for me. But thank you for
everything.
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And thank you for not feeling as to the
bear.
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Goodbye, bear.
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Later. Richard, Bama.
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See, where do you think you're going?
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We just had our best night in years.
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You'll be staying here forever.
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Or at least until those abs go soft.
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But... Guys!
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At least Bear seems happy.
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What? Jeez, Gorilla, make a fist, pound
the door. It's called knocking.
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The boss lady thinks she's the boss of
men. I'm trying to figure out if she is.
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Now, you wanted a position.
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Here it is.
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Be my assistant.
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This is the kingdom's charter.
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It outlines the changes of power when a
king is deposed.
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But I can't read.
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Oh, Gareth, are you asking me to teach
you to read? No.
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Reading is for morons who can't
understand pictures.
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Just read it.
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Ten more minutes of outside time, my
lady.
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Yeah, not a prison at all, Mum.
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Yes, my beautiful bride-to-be.
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Jester, Jester, do it for the princess.
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Every time he gets me. Stop, I'm going
to pee myself.
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Oops, I did.
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Let me down.
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Great kid.
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He's going to make a wonderful husband,
your cousin. I mean, once he stops
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peeing himself.
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I feel like I've been drinking.
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Crazy, Grog.
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How can you be happy about this? You
kidding?
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This is the easiest gig I've ever had.
It's all fart noises and poop jokes with
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this kid. I haven't had to write new
material for months.
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And truth be told, it's given me time to
work on my real passion.
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I'm trying to break into drama.
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So sorry. I can't handle a moment's
silence.
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What's wrong with me?
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Quinn. Milady. You two have to help me
escape and find Galavant. You must see
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how insane this all is.
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I do hate the idea of you being forced
into marriage.
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I'm kind of big into women's rights.
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He really is. He said he's going to let
me keep our first daughter and not just
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throw them all out.
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The guard.
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They order a lot of room service.
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Let me see if I can't slip them some
sleepy time pie and get you a key.
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You're so kind.
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One daughter.
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Then we leave the rest to the White
Walkers.
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Excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Need another round of mead light for
Philip and Sebastian, please.
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Hello?
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Calabant!
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Calabant!
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Try to escape.
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Made it all the way to the door, but my
hands were too cold for mixing slushy
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drinks. We are wasting time.
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Relax, my brother from another.
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Have a drink. Feel the beat.
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Oh, that reminds me. Bear told me a
ripper. A bear walks you to a bar. Oh,
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you're having fun. I'm so glad, because
the people I care about are in real
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trouble. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to
lighten the mood. Well, stop trying. The
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more you try, the worse it gets. Just
stay out of my way.
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Fine, but from now on, we're pooling our
tips.
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Who doesn't?
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You're a good bear joke. Bears are
funny. I'm so a giraffe.
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Uncle Keith!
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Dad said you entered the Enchanted
Forest and never came out.
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The other way round, kid.
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Huh?
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I belong here.
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Your father, God rest his soul, he
belonged here.
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Was he an alcoholic too?
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But you don't belong here.
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Okay.
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Maybe you do belong here.
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Why is
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she making us
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watch her eat our chicken?
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What do you mean, our chicken?
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It was my egg first. It weren't. I had
it first. This is why.
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This is why you're watching.
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Queenie, I need to talk to you about my
title.
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Now, I helped you overthrow a king. You
helped your friend escape and watched as
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I killed his replacement.
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I'm sick of not being treated as an
equal.
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I'm sick of having to park my horse in
the stable with the assistance.
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Look, according to the scrolls I have
had read to me, I banished the king. So
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technically, I am the true king of
Valencia.
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And it would really mean a lot to me if
I was treated as such. What is it with
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men and their emotions?
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Fine. You're king.
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Yes.
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Oi.
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Say it.
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Presenting the queen and king of
Valencia.
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You don't think... We're not changing
the order. No, it's great. It's fine.
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I've got to get out of here, but you've
got to follow me right now. We don't
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have much time before the music starts.
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Sure. I'll listen to you.
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Like when I listen to you about when
we're going to come ashore.
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Or maybe when I listen to you... I want
you to know that it hurt me a lot more
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than it hurt you.
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Use your core, Richard.
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Use your core.
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Where is my core?
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There it is.
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You're waking up. Next time.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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What are you doing?
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I'm rescuing us.
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What, through the ladies' room?
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This is your dumb plan.
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The bar needed a ladies' room built to
be able to code, but no one was ever
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going to use it, so they didn't bother
finishing.
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You know you just saved the day.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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I can't take all the credit.
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Gallivant, I want you to meet my Uncle
Keith.
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Come on back. Thank you, sir. We are
indebted to you, uncle. Forever and
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always. It's nothing.
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Who said we can't convince you to come
with us?
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No, son. My destiny is here.
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Destiny? This is Richard.
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Richard. Destiny.
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Hello. Hi.
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You must go now.
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I'll miss you.
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Godspeed.
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Let's boogie.
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Hello.
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Hey, here's a silly question.
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Do you think Michael Keith might be...
Yes, Richard.
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Wow.
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You think destiny knows?
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You know what?
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I owe you an apology, because you really
came through for us today.
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Thank you.
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I know you don't think much of me, and I
know I screw everything up all the time,
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but you have to understand, I was
coddled my entire life. I know. I was
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breastfed until I was nine.
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I know...
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Wait, what? I had a nanny named Pearl.
Oh, I don't want to know. The point is
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today's a new day. This is a new chapter
in your life.
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You're going to find your inner king.
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You really think so?
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I do.
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It's a new season and a change on the
way.
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A new season that's going to make you a
ruler.
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Time to start season so much more than
the day.
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With a new title that's incredibly
cooler.
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And I won't have to marry now that I
have got the key.
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I'll leave before Prince Harry even
reaches Hubert's fee.
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It's a new season, there's so much to be
done.
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A new season and it's only begun.
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A new season. The one I'm singing, hi,
Jason, you're good.
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