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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:00:10,794 --> 00:00:13,094 My boyfriend was kissing another girl. 3 00:00:13,588 --> 00:00:15,048 He was the nicest guy alive. 4 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:18,545 Which meant there must have been something wrong with me. 5 00:00:18,635 --> 00:00:19,635 Oh, shit. 6 00:00:21,638 --> 00:00:23,058 Patty, wait! No! 7 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:26,596 Patty, I am so, so sorry. 8 00:00:26,685 --> 00:00:29,515 I was trying to prove I was a better kisser. I did it for you. 9 00:00:31,147 --> 00:00:32,347 You expect me to believe that? 10 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,079 Yes. Why else do you think I would want to? 11 00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:36,963 Maybe because she looks amazing in that costume that didn't fit me. 12 00:00:36,987 --> 00:00:38,147 Patty, that's crazy. 13 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,658 Is it? 'Cause you literally just said 14 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,540 how great she looked, and then you ditched me. 15 00:00:42,617 --> 00:00:43,697 That's not what happened! 16 00:00:43,785 --> 00:00:45,615 So why don't you tell me what happened then? 17 00:00:45,704 --> 00:00:46,704 Yeah... 18 00:00:48,873 --> 00:00:51,463 Maybe it's because Magnolia doesn't make everything about her. 19 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,253 Excuse me? 20 00:00:54,629 --> 00:00:57,049 My parents are getting a divorce. All right? 21 00:00:57,132 --> 00:00:59,732 I'm not getting into college. Did you ever even ask me about that? 22 00:01:00,385 --> 00:01:02,255 - Of course, I... - No, not even once! 23 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:05,143 So at least Magnolia listens to me. 24 00:01:05,515 --> 00:01:06,515 I listen. 25 00:01:07,183 --> 00:01:08,353 Of course I listened. 26 00:01:08,643 --> 00:01:10,273 Brick just couldn't tell me the truth. 27 00:01:10,353 --> 00:01:12,863 I knew the real reason he liked Magnolia better than me. 28 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,979 The one thing she had that I didn't. 29 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:16,276 She was thinner than me. 30 00:01:16,359 --> 00:01:17,689 Whatever, Brick. 31 00:01:18,987 --> 00:01:19,987 We're done. 32 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:22,781 Patty... 33 00:01:33,752 --> 00:01:35,842 I couldn't believe my mom killed herself. 34 00:01:36,546 --> 00:01:39,586 She just checked out and left me and my dad behind. 35 00:01:40,008 --> 00:01:41,758 And I almost did the same thing. 36 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:45,308 I tried to kill myself twice, 37 00:01:45,764 --> 00:01:47,274 and I would've left my son. 38 00:01:48,183 --> 00:01:49,983 I couldn't believe I had been so selfish. 39 00:01:51,686 --> 00:01:52,686 Hi. 40 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,896 Are you here 'cause you heard Patty and I broke up? 41 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:56,690 What? 42 00:01:56,775 --> 00:02:00,316 - Oh, no. I... I had no idea. - Uh-huh. 43 00:02:00,403 --> 00:02:02,113 I didn't, but I am here, 44 00:02:02,781 --> 00:02:04,161 if you want to talk about it. 45 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:06,116 All right. 46 00:02:07,035 --> 00:02:08,035 Um... 47 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:10,832 I kissed Magnolia, and Patty dumped me. 48 00:02:10,914 --> 00:02:12,794 Oh. How is Patty? 49 00:02:12,874 --> 00:02:13,874 Seriously? 50 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,475 I thought you said you were here for me. 51 00:02:15,543 --> 00:02:17,673 - Oh, no, I am. - You're more worried about Patty. 52 00:02:17,754 --> 00:02:19,214 No, I'm... I'm not more worried... 53 00:02:19,297 --> 00:02:22,257 Okay, I knew I shouldn't have told you, and I knew you'd take her side. 54 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,052 Brick, I'm always on your side. 55 00:02:24,135 --> 00:02:25,505 Yeah, okay. Good talk, Dad. 56 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:29,312 I was on Brick's side. 57 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:32,186 I just didn't always know how to show up. 58 00:02:32,977 --> 00:02:34,597 And after everything that happened, 59 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:37,317 I wondered if maybe that's how my own dad felt about me. 60 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:38,977 Thanks for coming, Dad. 61 00:02:39,234 --> 00:02:40,444 Well, I almost didn't. 62 00:02:40,735 --> 00:02:42,235 Your apology on TV... 63 00:02:42,821 --> 00:02:44,951 Jesus! Real pussy move, son. 64 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,621 Dad, I wanted to tell you something nice, 65 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,580 but, wow, you are making it hard. 66 00:02:49,661 --> 00:02:53,461 It was just that whiny "I'm sorry!" 67 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,710 So embarrassing. 68 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:58,803 My friends at the club actually asked me if you were Canadian. 69 00:02:59,087 --> 00:03:00,167 Dad, stop. 70 00:03:01,339 --> 00:03:02,509 I wanted to thank you. 71 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,590 Thank me? 72 00:03:06,511 --> 00:03:07,801 For how you protected me... 73 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:09,559 from knowing about Mom. 74 00:03:11,516 --> 00:03:14,516 You know, I spent... so many years 75 00:03:15,353 --> 00:03:17,363 feeling sure that you hated me, but... 76 00:03:18,523 --> 00:03:21,153 now I think maybe you were always on my side. 77 00:03:22,277 --> 00:03:23,277 You just... 78 00:03:23,862 --> 00:03:25,612 didn't exactly know how to show up. 79 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,243 Hard time back then. 80 00:03:30,952 --> 00:03:31,952 No problem. 81 00:03:32,871 --> 00:03:35,251 Well, maybe we could spend some time together... 82 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:36,748 sometime. 83 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,841 Sure. Retirement's boring as shit. 84 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,218 I mean, how many Judge Judys can you watch? 85 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:46,774 You know, they do a free breakfast 86 00:03:46,775 --> 00:03:48,237 at some of the strip clubs in Atlanta. 87 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,092 Maybe you and I could do a waffles 88 00:03:50,093 --> 00:03:52,021 and big time titties kinda thing, huh? 89 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:53,518 You do still like titties, right? 90 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,390 Ye... Mm, yeah. Um... 91 00:03:56,019 --> 00:03:57,649 But... Or you could... 92 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,435 come to a pageant sometime? 93 00:04:00,815 --> 00:04:02,775 Yeah, that's never gonna happen. 94 00:04:03,234 --> 00:04:09,661 - Okay, Dad. Good talk. - Yeah, okay. 95 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,084 I do have one regret, though. 96 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:17,536 Oh, yeah, just the one. 97 00:04:25,381 --> 00:04:27,631 I never should've left your mom alone. 98 00:04:30,094 --> 00:04:32,974 I knew she was in a fragile state of mind. I just... 99 00:04:35,266 --> 00:04:36,676 I had a big case and... 100 00:04:38,394 --> 00:04:41,864 I thought that she'd be fine for a few hours. 101 00:04:44,192 --> 00:04:46,032 But when I got back, she was gone. 102 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,574 And you were crying. 103 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,793 You tried for a half an hour to wake her up... 104 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,920 and neither one of us could save her. 105 00:05:07,298 --> 00:05:08,798 I do have one other regret. 106 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:10,474 The Ice Capades. 107 00:05:11,094 --> 00:05:14,514 You begged and begged 108 00:05:14,597 --> 00:05:17,034 - I was finally bonding with my dad... - How 'bout that time... 109 00:05:17,058 --> 00:05:19,308 ... but now all I could think about was Patty. 110 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:22,152 She was in a fragile state, just like my mom. 111 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,689 She just broke up with Brick, 112 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,111 and the last time she ended a relationship, 113 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:29,573 - she didn't exactly make the best choices. - Dad... 114 00:05:31,114 --> 00:05:32,124 I gotta go. 115 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:33,993 Uh, well... 116 00:05:38,663 --> 00:05:40,583 Oh. Uh, okay. 117 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:43,417 Careful. 118 00:05:43,668 --> 00:05:44,668 Go! 119 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:46,464 Good job. 120 00:05:49,507 --> 00:05:52,547 I refused to let Brick and Magnolia get the best of me, 121 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:55,682 so I decided to take control of my life. 122 00:05:56,347 --> 00:05:59,517 I was gonna lose a bunch of weight, get a revenge body, win State, 123 00:05:59,976 --> 00:06:02,766 and let Brick Armstrong eat his cheating little heart out. 124 00:06:05,523 --> 00:06:07,443 You don't feel like eating anything? 125 00:06:07,525 --> 00:06:09,315 Figured you'd be starving after your workout. 126 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,069 I can't eat this. 127 00:06:11,154 --> 00:06:12,204 I'm paleo now. 128 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,025 I can make pancakes. 129 00:06:14,115 --> 00:06:15,405 I can't have anything processed. 130 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:17,772 You know what? Whatever. I'll make myself some egg whites. 131 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,083 So... 132 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,381 how's the food stuff going? 133 00:06:28,379 --> 00:06:30,209 - You still going to OA? - Why? 134 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:32,218 Uh, because I get it. 135 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,470 I know food and alcohol issues aren't exactly the same, but... 136 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:37,510 you ever want to talk, I'm here. 137 00:06:38,473 --> 00:06:39,473 For how long? 138 00:06:41,726 --> 00:06:42,726 Honey... 139 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:44,770 Listen. 140 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:47,516 I know I made a lot of mistakes. 141 00:06:48,524 --> 00:06:52,324 And that probably added to you feeling like you had to turn to food. 142 00:06:53,821 --> 00:06:57,031 But I'm not gonna let you down, not ever again. 143 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:00,750 Thank you for saying that, Mom. 144 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:06,666 My baby. 145 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,005 All right. Well, I gotta go to work. 146 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:13,761 Dixie called an emergency staff meeting. 147 00:07:13,841 --> 00:07:15,761 All wiens on deck. 148 00:07:15,843 --> 00:07:18,473 Call me if you need anything, okay? All right. 149 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:30,530 The egg whites weren't gonna be enough. Maybe some yogurt. 150 00:07:45,456 --> 00:07:47,576 Just a little. For some crunch. 151 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:05,894 It was supposed to be a couple of bites, 152 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,117 but I was so stressed about getting thinner, 153 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:09,648 it just made me want to eat. 154 00:08:39,635 --> 00:08:42,005 Probably should've gone to an OA meeting. 155 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:45,848 Screw it. The next hour would be way better spent in the gym, 156 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:48,273 burning off all those calories. 157 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,942 Hey, I heard from Brick about the breakup. 158 00:08:53,024 --> 00:08:54,114 I wanted to check on you. 159 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:55,614 I was a mess. 160 00:08:55,693 --> 00:08:56,693 Thanks. I'm okay. 161 00:08:56,777 --> 00:08:58,607 You sure? I mean, you wanna talk about it? 162 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,315 I didn't have time for talk. 163 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,066 No, I'm just headed out to the gym. 164 00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:05,288 Patty, I'm worried that you might be triggered. 165 00:09:05,369 --> 00:09:08,369 I'm not. I'm great. I'm inspired. 166 00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:10,746 I'm gonna win State. I'm taking care of myself. 167 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,675 You said it yourself, Brick was a distraction. 168 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:14,688 - I know, but... - So this worked out great, right? 169 00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:18,052 I just want to let you know that I am here for you. Anything you need. 170 00:09:18,132 --> 00:09:20,802 What I need is for you to help me find a talent for State. 171 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:23,345 Great! I can do that. Let's get started on that right away. 172 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:26,467 - But the gym... - Well, the gym can wait. There's no emergency, right? 173 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:30,186 The faster I found a talent, the faster I could get to the gym. 174 00:09:30,728 --> 00:09:32,688 We'd been trying to find a talent all day. 175 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,522 We were both grasping at straws. 176 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:35,857 Patty, what is that? 177 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,822 A sword. Or a fairy wand. 178 00:09:37,902 --> 00:09:39,862 Eiffel Tower? Leaning Tower of Pisa? 179 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:42,132 - This is not gonna work. - I don't know what else to do. 180 00:09:42,156 --> 00:09:44,406 We've tried singing and handbells and bongos. 181 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,044 How am I gonna win State? 182 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,288 We're running out of time. 183 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,620 Whoa! Whoa! Let's take a break, huh? 184 00:09:49,705 --> 00:09:52,285 We'll grab some food. Wiener Taco. My treat. 185 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,792 I couldn't eat wiener tacos and stay thin. 186 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:57,797 I can meet you there in an hour. I'm gonna just hit the gym first. 187 00:09:59,048 --> 00:10:01,008 Patty was acting weird. 188 00:10:01,092 --> 00:10:03,392 There was no way I was letting her out of my sight. 189 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,772 Patty, this is so great. 190 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,852 We should do all our workouts together. 191 00:10:17,108 --> 00:10:18,898 Hi. Jonathan. 192 00:10:20,903 --> 00:10:24,493 You're either trying to pick me up or sell me training sessions, but... 193 00:10:25,032 --> 00:10:26,582 either way, it's not happening. 194 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,619 Okay, first of all, you have horrible gaydar, 195 00:10:28,703 --> 00:10:31,213 and I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just want to say hi. 196 00:10:31,622 --> 00:10:32,622 Hi. 197 00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:34,997 It's your second time in here today. Impressive. 198 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,961 Yeah. Well, it's pageant season. I've got calories to burn. 199 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:41,127 I noticed. Three hours on the bike this morning and now a run? 200 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:44,342 - Aren't you exhausted? - No. I have tons of energy. 201 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,555 Just be careful. It's not healthy to over-cardio. 202 00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:50,559 I'm not. I'm pushing myself. 203 00:10:50,641 --> 00:10:51,731 People can get crazy. 204 00:10:51,809 --> 00:10:54,729 Well, I'm not crazy, but thank you so much for your concern. 205 00:10:56,147 --> 00:10:58,477 Bob, let's go. 206 00:10:58,566 --> 00:10:59,646 Oh! 207 00:10:59,734 --> 00:11:01,994 Thank God. I'm starving. Shower up. 208 00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:03,399 Meet me back here in five? 209 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:06,185 Patty, I know you just broke up with Brick, 210 00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,157 and it is nice to get attention, 211 00:11:08,242 --> 00:11:10,162 but I'm pretty sure that guy is gay. 212 00:11:24,592 --> 00:11:25,592 K-pop! 213 00:11:31,098 --> 00:11:32,098 Dixie! 214 00:11:32,141 --> 00:11:33,141 What's all this? 215 00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:35,394 I decided, now that I'm Korean, 216 00:11:35,811 --> 00:11:38,061 I wanted to make this place look more like Korea. 217 00:11:38,147 --> 00:11:40,817 What makes you think this looks like Korea? 218 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,860 She googled Korea and found a bunch of K-pop videos. 219 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,570 Just go with it. 220 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:48,660 Hey, I was looking for you after the dance, but you split. 221 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:51,043 I'm Henry, Dixie's bio bro. 222 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:52,794 Uh, hi. 223 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,290 Mm, I'm so sorry. She... 224 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:57,879 She can't right now. 225 00:11:58,292 --> 00:11:59,292 Wh... Hey! 226 00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:02,376 Bob, what are you doing? He's hot! 227 00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:03,923 You need some time to heal. 228 00:12:04,006 --> 00:12:06,296 Let's just leave bio bro alone, 229 00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:08,304 at least until we find you a talent. 230 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,968 Well, spit on my tits! Ain't this a nice surprise? 231 00:12:12,056 --> 00:12:14,306 - You want to join us? - Oh, no, I can't. 232 00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:16,312 I'm on my new Korean-style two-minute break. 233 00:12:16,394 --> 00:12:19,904 If I sit down, I'll get electro-shocked by this godforsaken new tie. 234 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,320 That poor girl's got her Koreas confused. 235 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,153 What are you guys doing here? 236 00:12:24,235 --> 00:12:26,525 Oh, it's just a little food break. 237 00:12:26,904 --> 00:12:29,534 Before we can go back to figuring out more things that I suck at. 238 00:12:30,074 --> 00:12:31,686 We are having a little trouble 239 00:12:31,687 --> 00:12:35,334 finding a talent for State, but we will nail it! 240 00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,123 We still have a few weeks, and then 241 00:12:37,498 --> 00:12:39,774 your mother and I will be there to cheer you on 242 00:12:39,775 --> 00:12:41,338 when you get that crown! 243 00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:44,129 Uh, yeah. Um... About that... 244 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:45,213 What? 245 00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,006 I can't make it. 246 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:48,881 Seriously? 247 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,570 You said you would never let me down again. 248 00:12:50,594 --> 00:12:52,104 Except this one last time. 249 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,220 I am so, so sorry! 250 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:58,056 Dixie's making us get new hairdos from this K-pop stylist that day. 251 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,154 - You can't get one day off? - I wish I could, 252 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:01,899 but I need this job for us. 253 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,691 You know what? Whatever. Keys? 254 00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:05,688 I'm taking the car. 255 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:07,736 The least you can do for me is get a ride home. 256 00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:13,275 You wanna go after her, or should I? 257 00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,793 Oh, no, don't. She needs her space. 258 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,116 She'll get over it. 259 00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:19,078 You know she always does, right? 260 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:25,210 God... Goddamn it! 261 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,672 - What? - I didn't... I... 262 00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:33,798 I could blame Brick's rejection on the size of my body... 263 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,782 but my mom's? 264 00:13:35,806 --> 00:13:37,346 That must've been about me. 265 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,148 All I wanted to do was go home and eat. 266 00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:42,478 Was that too much to ask? 267 00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:54,195 Hey, I can help you with that. 268 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,241 All right. You're gonna have to tell me what's wrong 269 00:13:57,286 --> 00:13:59,866 'cause I'm pretty sure it's not just about the car. 270 00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:01,575 I'm not telling you my problems. 271 00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:02,955 Then I'm not fixing your car. 272 00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:09,335 Fine. You really wanna know? 273 00:14:10,674 --> 00:14:12,934 My mom pretty much bails on me at every turn. 274 00:14:13,511 --> 00:14:15,971 So, shocker: I feel horrible about myself. 275 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:17,889 I totally relate to that. 276 00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:18,973 Really? 277 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:23,808 Yeah. I'm pre-law and pre-med, which is, like, impossible, okay? 278 00:14:24,522 --> 00:14:25,772 And it's still not enough. 279 00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:27,630 Ever since Dixie disappeared, 280 00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:29,611 the pressure to succeed was just put on me... 281 00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:33,203 Screw Brick. Was this my shot at getting an even hotter boyfriend? 282 00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:36,909 All right. All fixed. 283 00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:38,536 Loose alternator wire. 284 00:14:40,371 --> 00:14:41,501 You wanna get outta here? 285 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,580 Oh, I wish. I have somewhere to be though. 286 00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:46,126 But, hey, you can totally come with if you can give me a ride. 287 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,486 For the first time in a week, I didn't think about food 288 00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:22,288 because Henry was a snack. 289 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:51,823 Ladies, give it up for Diesel! 290 00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:54,989 And suddenly, I had a new obsession. 291 00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:57,696 So, let me get this straight, 292 00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,281 you're a pre-law, pre-med stripper. 293 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:04,365 Do you do this to pay for school, or to piss off your mom? 294 00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:06,349 Pissing my mom off is definitely an added benefit, 295 00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:08,583 but I do it to feel good about myself. 296 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,337 How exactly does taking your clothes off in front of strangers 297 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,840 make you feel good about yourself? 298 00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:14,012 It gives me confidence. 299 00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:16,339 Right, 'cause you had a confidence problem. 300 00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:18,961 I did. Look, Asian-American guys 301 00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:20,602 get treated like the bottom of the barrel. 302 00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:24,265 We're the least swiped on all the dating apps. It's a thing. 303 00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:26,912 After a while, that kinda stuff messes with your head, 304 00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:28,112 no matter what you look like. 305 00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:29,727 So you decided to strip. 306 00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:32,403 Yeah, as a way to get comfortable in my skin. 307 00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:35,613 When the clothes come off, your skin's the only thing left, right? 308 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,914 He had everything I wanted. 309 00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:39,368 He was better than a sponsor. 310 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,028 Do you think you could teach me... 311 00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:42,486 to feel good in my body? 312 00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:46,325 Yeah! Through meditation, breath work, movement. 313 00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:47,793 It takes time, but it's worth it. 314 00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,213 Whoa! What's worth it? 315 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,422 What are you doing here? 316 00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:53,381 I followed you from the Wiener Taco 317 00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:56,052 to save yourself from your own bad judgment. 318 00:16:56,131 --> 00:17:00,301 It's not bad judgment. I think I might've found my talent for State. 319 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,886 What? You want to strip? 320 00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:03,469 Stripping... 321 00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:05,982 Stripping is not a talent! 322 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,598 Screw you! You get up here and do this! 323 00:17:08,686 --> 00:17:10,936 Oh, no, I meant for her. You guys are... 324 00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:12,981 Oh! You're doing amazing. 325 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,815 Here... Thank you... 326 00:17:15,192 --> 00:17:16,742 for your service. Mmm. 327 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:19,661 Bob, not strip! Dance! 328 00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:21,869 Do you think you could teach me to dance? 329 00:17:22,491 --> 00:17:23,831 Yeah. I mean... 330 00:17:24,785 --> 00:17:25,825 I guess. 331 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,751 Fine. As long as the clothes stay on. 332 00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:29,831 How soon can you start? 333 00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:36,804 So are you gonna just keep staring at me, 334 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,470 or are you gonna tell me why you wanted to come over? 335 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:41,140 We need to talk about our kiss. 336 00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:43,511 Look, 337 00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:45,308 I care about you... 338 00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:46,719 a lot, 339 00:17:46,807 --> 00:17:50,057 but I'm really trying to just focus on myself right now, 340 00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:53,814 so I think we should just keep things simple and... 341 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,816 stay friends. 342 00:17:57,568 --> 00:17:58,568 Right. Um... 343 00:17:58,652 --> 00:17:59,952 Friends. Totally. 344 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,659 So, how's the Hughes application going? 345 00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:05,701 Hard. 346 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,544 Especially these essay questions. 347 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,870 Well, I'm sorry. I'd help, but essays aren't exactly my thing. 348 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,417 I guess that's one good thing about me skipping college. 349 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,631 Have you figured out what you wanna do yet? 350 00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:21,931 - Well, I have one idea, but it's probably stupid. - Tell me. 351 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:24,689 So, remember when you told me to watch those YouTube kissing videos? 352 00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:26,762 I still can't believe you did that. 353 00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:29,887 Turns out the people who make those can make a ton of money. 354 00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,981 So you want to make kissing videos? 355 00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:38,189 No, but I want to be an influencer doing something... 356 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,398 that I'm good at. 357 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,106 The only problem is I have no clue what that is. 358 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,565 You are good at... 359 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,656 being a good guy. 360 00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:49,660 I mean, whenever we talk, 361 00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:52,285 I feel like you're always listening. 362 00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:54,832 - Hm. - Like... 363 00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:56,626 really... 364 00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,045 listening. 365 00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:03,091 So... 366 00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:05,587 - that might be something. - Right. Um... 367 00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:09,893 I could make a video of me really listening. 368 00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,603 And then people could watch it! 369 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,774 It would be like those aquarium videos for dogs! 370 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,020 Like this. Here... 371 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,069 What are you doing with your face? 372 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:26,583 Okay, you might be onto something 373 00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:28,865 with this whole good guy thing, but... 374 00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:31,498 not this. 375 00:19:33,497 --> 00:19:36,417 Rudy just invited me to his apartment. 376 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,710 So what's the big deal? 377 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,666 - The big deal is he's hot. - Yeah, I guess he is handsome. 378 00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:45,425 Come on. He looks like gay Superman with his muscles 379 00:19:45,509 --> 00:19:48,759 and the dimples and the perfect teeth. 380 00:19:49,638 --> 00:19:52,559 I think it'd be good for me to have a rebound, 381 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,100 even if it's just a distraction. 382 00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:56,559 Don't you think? 383 00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,774 Sure. I gotta go. 384 00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:16,170 Sh... 385 00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:35,774 What in the world? 386 00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:39,061 - Goddamn, it's dusty in there! - Regina, what are you doin'? 387 00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:41,726 I don't know if you heard, but... 388 00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:45,244 I stole Dixie from the Mall of Minneapolis. 389 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,609 Yes, I heard. 390 00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:49,195 - So, I'm hiding from the cops. - In my closet? 391 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,661 Technically, it's the space between the closet and the wall. 392 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:54,162 Luckily, I still had a key from when I sold you the house. 393 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,333 Okay. You know what? I'm calling the cops 394 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:59,333 - because this is creepy. - Oh, no! I wouldn't do that if I were you. 395 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,076 Otherwise, I won't give you the name 396 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:02,998 and number of our Tampoozle investor, 397 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:06,343 so you can carry on while I'm gone. 398 00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:10,343 You know what? 399 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:13,560 You're a convicted felon, and if you think that I am gonna let... 400 00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,729 What? Shelby? Okay, what's Shelby's last name? 401 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,823 You've reached the Georgia Department of Corrections. 402 00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:30,533 Please stay on the line as our menu has changed. 403 00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:35,374 Hey, man. Thanks for coming. 404 00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:37,162 Here. I brought some wine. 405 00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:39,998 Come in. 406 00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:44,212 Uh, thanks. I don't usually drink when I work. 407 00:21:44,294 --> 00:21:45,714 Wait. Uh... 408 00:21:46,421 --> 00:21:48,131 This is a work meeting? 409 00:21:48,215 --> 00:21:49,215 Yeah. 410 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:50,763 What'd you think it was? 411 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,432 That. A work meeting. 412 00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:57,218 Just the two of us working professionally, here in your apartment. 413 00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,727 Why are we in your apartment? 414 00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:02,310 'Cause I have a theory about Roxy's murder. 415 00:22:03,814 --> 00:22:06,364 Of course. You want to talk to me about Roxy. 416 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,821 And the chief told me to drop it, but... 417 00:22:09,903 --> 00:22:10,903 I can't. 418 00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:13,494 So, you know, we needed to meet in secret. 419 00:22:13,991 --> 00:22:15,161 Got it. 420 00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:16,792 What is your theory? 421 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:20,788 Your daughter's murder seemed too ritualistic to be a one-time thing. 422 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:23,922 The way the body was staged, that's the behavior of a serial killer. 423 00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:25,251 Do you have any suspects? 424 00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:26,335 Well... 425 00:22:27,404 --> 00:22:28,414 Patty Bladell. 426 00:22:28,422 --> 00:22:32,052 No. There's no way Patty Bladell is a serial killer. 427 00:22:32,509 --> 00:22:34,259 - I'm not so sure. - Well... 428 00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:35,845 I'm also looking at 429 00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:38,639 Heather Kristina Pamela Kendall Jackson Johnson. 430 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,064 - You know, the runner-up behind Patty. - Hm-mm. 431 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:44,773 You know she went to compete in another region and won. 432 00:22:45,105 --> 00:22:47,855 Now that sounds like a girl who'd do anything to win. 433 00:22:47,941 --> 00:22:49,361 I'm not waiting for another murder, 434 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,395 so I'm going to State on my own dime. 435 00:22:51,486 --> 00:22:52,486 All right. 436 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,491 There's just one problem. 437 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,121 I don't know anything about the pageant world. 438 00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:00,873 That's why I called you. 439 00:23:01,163 --> 00:23:03,623 You were a pageant dad for so long with Magnolia, 440 00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:06,453 I figured you could help me navigate the waters, 441 00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:07,500 give me the inside track. 442 00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:10,923 Of course, especially if I can help catch Roxy's killer. 443 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,304 Great. Then you can share my hotel room. 444 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,393 Y... Your hotel room? 445 00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:21,061 It's a pageant weekend, and the hotel's almost completely booked. 446 00:23:22,642 --> 00:23:24,442 - I got us the last room. - Yeah. 447 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:30,975 Ready? And five, six, seven, eight. 448 00:23:31,068 --> 00:23:36,318 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 449 00:23:36,406 --> 00:23:41,116 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 450 00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:42,953 Dang it! 451 00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:44,498 Patty, it's not that hard. 452 00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:46,665 Hm? 453 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:49,455 It's just one, two, shave that cake, 454 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:53,965 pop that Tic Tac, 'round the world, and jazz feet. Now you try. 455 00:23:54,174 --> 00:23:57,724 No! This is the 45th talent I've tried! I'm worthless! 456 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,103 Calm down! We will get it! 457 00:23:59,179 --> 00:24:00,583 Do you really have to be here every second? 458 00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,259 Why can't you just leave me alone? 459 00:24:02,432 --> 00:24:05,892 - Because you are fragile. - What's that supposed to mean? 460 00:24:07,729 --> 00:24:09,269 You just broke up with Brick. 461 00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:11,952 And we both know what happened the last time 462 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,573 - a relationship didn't work out. - What happened? 463 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,153 - Nothing! - Nothing! 464 00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:19,529 Bob, back off. You are making me angry. 465 00:24:20,951 --> 00:24:24,541 Hey, why don't we take advantage of this rage? 466 00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:27,039 I could teach you capoeira. 467 00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:28,746 What's capoeira? 468 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,964 It's an Afro-Brazilian discipline that blends martial arts and dancing. 469 00:24:32,045 --> 00:24:36,933 - It's perfect! - You mean a Korean-American guy is gonna teach 470 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:40,718 a Caucasian girl an Afro-Brazilian dance? 471 00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:43,394 Isn't that cultural appropriation? 472 00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,563 At some point, doesn't it all just cancel itself out? 473 00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:56,820 It took me a minute to get up to speed, but Henry was right. 474 00:24:56,903 --> 00:24:58,413 I was a capoeira natural. 475 00:24:59,489 --> 00:25:01,409 I had finally found my talent. 476 00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,871 Plus, I had found the solution to my bingeing. 477 00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:07,039 With Henry around, I totally forgot about eating. 478 00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:09,752 And we were dancing so much, I didn't have to go to the gym. 479 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,997 But while this should've been the hottest montage ever, 480 00:25:13,462 --> 00:25:16,722 I had my coach as a constant cockblocking companion. 481 00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:25,430 I still felt like I was starving, 482 00:25:25,515 --> 00:25:27,225 but this time, not for food. 483 00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:28,559 Leave room for Jesus! 484 00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,906 And the student surpasses the teacher. 485 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,660 Nope. 486 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:48,709 We leave for State tomorrow, 487 00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:51,628 and you need to get home and get a good night's rest. 488 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,747 I'll drive. She'll call ya. 489 00:25:57,464 --> 00:25:59,724 I just wish Bob would leave me and Henry alone. 490 00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:01,759 - Feels like we're soul mates. - Soul mates? 491 00:26:02,052 --> 00:26:04,512 You guys have known each other for, what, three weeks? 492 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:07,096 Four! But it feels like my whole life. 493 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:10,189 Plus, we've been spending every waking moment together. 494 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,728 It all seems kind of fast. I mean, you just broke up with Brick. 495 00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:17,403 Look, before I met Henry, I was a mess. 496 00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:20,284 I was broken and self-destructive. 497 00:26:20,904 --> 00:26:23,164 But now, I... I have a great talent, 498 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,580 I have a hot guy, and I'm totally gonna win State! 499 00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:28,037 And Brick will be totally jealous. 500 00:26:28,411 --> 00:26:30,831 - So, this is about Brick. - No! 501 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:32,289 This is about me! 502 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,998 Henry is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 503 00:26:35,544 --> 00:26:36,674 How is OA? 504 00:26:37,003 --> 00:26:39,483 I mean, aren't you supposed to not, like, date for a year or... 505 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,128 Whatever. That's a dumb rule. 506 00:26:41,591 --> 00:26:44,391 And besides, ever since I met Henry, I haven't even thought about food. 507 00:26:44,427 --> 00:26:47,927 Maybe that's because you've replaced one addiction with another. 508 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:49,469 Can't you just be happy for me? 509 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,055 Not everyone takes things as slowly as you. 510 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,348 What's that supposed to mean? 511 00:26:54,437 --> 00:26:57,937 Nonnie, I mean, you and Dee have been dating for, what, three months? 512 00:26:58,024 --> 00:26:59,784 And you still haven't swiped your V card? 513 00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,738 That's not my fault! 514 00:27:02,571 --> 00:27:04,071 She keeps canceling on me! 515 00:27:04,739 --> 00:27:06,174 She's using college as an excuse, 516 00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:08,330 but maybe she's just not that into me. 517 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:11,790 Or maybe you need to just up the romance factor. 518 00:27:11,871 --> 00:27:16,041 Drive over there! Surprise her! Bring dinner or flowers, or... 519 00:27:16,918 --> 00:27:19,748 you know, toys, accessories. 520 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,008 - Oh, my God! - Henry! 521 00:27:21,089 --> 00:27:22,769 I thought we were about to get ax-murdered! 522 00:27:23,258 --> 00:27:24,258 - Hi! - Hey! 523 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,300 Henry, this is Nonnie. Nonnie, this is Henry. 524 00:27:27,387 --> 00:27:29,007 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 525 00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:32,556 Well, I thought we could use some alone time, away from Bob. 526 00:27:34,311 --> 00:27:35,601 And that's my cue. 527 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,188 Love you. Thanks, Nonnie. Bye. 528 00:28:11,306 --> 00:28:12,306 Patty! 529 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,900 Patty! Sweetie, are you awake? 530 00:28:16,978 --> 00:28:18,358 Yes, Mom! Hang on! 531 00:28:20,523 --> 00:28:21,523 Crap. I'm late! 532 00:28:22,442 --> 00:28:24,152 - Hey, wake up! - Hey. 533 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:26,695 - We fell asleep. You've gotta go! - Last night was... 534 00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:29,950 Yeah, listen. Please just get dressed. 535 00:28:30,033 --> 00:28:32,833 - Patty! Open this door right now! - Bob? 536 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,673 Bob, I can explain! 537 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:39,288 Now I know why you aren't answering any of my calls! 538 00:28:39,376 --> 00:28:41,496 Everybody just calm down. 539 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:45,836 Do you have any idea how important this is for her? And you! 540 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:48,644 You let her have a boy sleep over the night before State? 541 00:28:48,718 --> 00:28:50,428 I didn't know. 542 00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:53,772 That's even worse. This is the most important day of her life! 543 00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,385 She doesn't care. 544 00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:58,975 If she did, she'd be coming with us. 545 00:29:01,147 --> 00:29:02,227 I have to go to work. 546 00:29:06,486 --> 00:29:07,776 You should apologize. 547 00:29:07,862 --> 00:29:09,992 Why? I'm not the one who keeps bailing. 548 00:29:11,324 --> 00:29:12,534 I want Henry to come with us. 549 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,407 Absolutely not! 550 00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:18,669 Finish getting dressed, and meet me downstairs in five minutes! 551 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:25,377 It's okay. I'll drive up tomorrow, in time for the pageant. 552 00:29:25,922 --> 00:29:27,762 You would do that for me? 553 00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:28,971 Of course I would. 554 00:29:30,677 --> 00:29:31,677 I love y... 555 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:33,303 Pageants! 556 00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:35,928 - I love pageants, yes. - You love pageants? 557 00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:39,725 Yeah, I'm not usually the guy that says he loves pageants. 558 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:40,811 Like ever. 559 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:44,402 It's just these past few weeks have been incredible. 560 00:29:44,691 --> 00:29:48,361 I think that I love pageants too. 561 00:29:51,781 --> 00:29:52,991 Nonnie was wrong. 562 00:29:53,074 --> 00:29:55,084 Henry wasn't just a replacement drug. 563 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:58,623 He was my cure, and I wasn't ever gonna let him go. 564 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,261 You okay? 565 00:30:08,089 --> 00:30:10,429 My gosh! I should've stayed away. 566 00:30:11,593 --> 00:30:14,393 No matter what I do, I always manage to fuck things up with her. 567 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,013 We all mess up. 568 00:30:16,598 --> 00:30:20,308 I mess up with Brick all the time. 569 00:30:20,769 --> 00:30:22,189 Doesn't mean I stop trying. 570 00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:26,978 If I can find common ground with my dad, 571 00:30:27,442 --> 00:30:29,242 I mean, anything is possible. 572 00:30:29,819 --> 00:30:32,909 So, stop feeling sorry for yourself and just do better. 573 00:30:32,989 --> 00:30:33,989 And... 574 00:30:34,282 --> 00:30:35,282 take it from me, 575 00:30:35,825 --> 00:30:37,575 nobody's better off without a mom. 576 00:30:38,077 --> 00:30:39,577 All right, yeah. 577 00:30:40,747 --> 00:30:42,207 All right. Ready to go. 578 00:30:42,624 --> 00:30:43,884 Well, good luck, sweetie. 579 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,088 I know you're gonna be amazing. 580 00:31:01,142 --> 00:31:05,612 I decided to take Patty's advice and give Dee a sexy surprise. 581 00:31:05,688 --> 00:31:06,978 Oh, shit! 582 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:10,025 But since I had zero experience in the sexy department, 583 00:31:10,109 --> 00:31:11,529 I figured I might need backup. 584 00:31:13,988 --> 00:31:16,658 Dee was supposed to be studying, so what was with the suitcase? 585 00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:17,741 What the hell? 586 00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:21,326 Was she going on a secret weekend getaway without me? 587 00:31:23,998 --> 00:31:25,538 I did what a cop would do. 588 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,625 Follow the suspect and collect as much evidence as possible. 589 00:31:31,381 --> 00:31:32,551 Oh, my God! 590 00:31:32,632 --> 00:31:34,682 Y'all look so Korean! 591 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:38,597 Dixie, I need the weekend off. 592 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,560 No way! Today is hair. 593 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,600 Tomorrow is optional plastic surgery. 594 00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:46,147 Fine. No job is more important than showing up for my daughter. 595 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:47,229 I quit. 596 00:31:49,524 --> 00:31:50,984 - What? - Me too! 597 00:31:51,401 --> 00:31:53,951 I googled what it says on my name tag! It doesn't say Carly. 598 00:31:54,028 --> 00:31:55,108 It says "cock face." 599 00:31:55,196 --> 00:31:57,366 Um, you can't just leave Korea 600 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,488 without permission! 601 00:31:58,575 --> 00:32:00,785 That's the wrong Korea, idiot! 602 00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:02,789 - You know what? I'm quitting too! - What? 603 00:32:05,248 --> 00:32:08,418 - Now I'm stuck with this haircut! - What? No! I don't think so! 604 00:32:09,002 --> 00:32:10,042 - Hey! - Peace out! 605 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,298 You can't just walk away with your uniforms! 606 00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,590 What is going on? Why is everyone leaving? 607 00:32:14,674 --> 00:32:16,634 Apparently they all hate Korea. 608 00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:19,138 There's more to being Korean than just K-pop, Dixie. 609 00:32:19,762 --> 00:32:22,182 Look, I get it. You've been through a lot. 610 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,140 It makes sense you'd be spinning out. 611 00:32:24,225 --> 00:32:25,435 I am not spinning out! 612 00:32:27,437 --> 00:32:29,077 I just wanted to be a part of the family, 613 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:32,727 and I thought maybe if I embraced my new cultural identity... 614 00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:34,937 You already are a part of the family, Dixie. 615 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:38,236 We came all the way here from Minnesota just to find you. 616 00:32:39,115 --> 00:32:41,235 Why do you think I've been hanging out here every day? 617 00:32:44,287 --> 00:32:45,827 I wanted to get to know my sister. 618 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,083 Oh. 619 00:32:50,793 --> 00:32:52,133 You're really sweet. 620 00:32:52,712 --> 00:32:56,882 Are you sure we're blood related? Because you are so hot. 621 00:32:59,135 --> 00:33:00,885 Good guys do give to charity. 622 00:33:02,096 --> 00:33:03,096 Good guys... 623 00:33:03,556 --> 00:33:04,636 don't catcall women. 624 00:33:04,724 --> 00:33:07,024 Good guys do wipe the toilet seat. 625 00:33:07,101 --> 00:33:08,101 Good guys... 626 00:33:08,728 --> 00:33:10,938 don't think no means yes. 627 00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:12,817 Brick, what is this? 628 00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:15,571 It's "Good Guys Do and Good Guys Don't." 629 00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:16,862 It's my new YouTube channel. 630 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,910 You are always telling me that I'm such a good guy, so I figure 631 00:33:19,989 --> 00:33:21,779 why not teach other guys to be good too? 632 00:33:22,909 --> 00:33:24,457 Good guys do open the door for a lady. 633 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,080 Good guys don't fart in an elevator. 634 00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,083 - Why are you laughing? - I'm sorry because 635 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,270 you're being so serious, and... but you're talking about farting! 636 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:35,292 - It's funny! - No, it is serious! 637 00:33:35,293 --> 00:33:37,795 It's super rude to fart in an elevator! Not funny! 638 00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:41,425 You're right. It's... It's not funny. 639 00:33:41,928 --> 00:33:44,008 It's... totally perfect. 640 00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:48,434 And totally you, in the best possible way. 641 00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:52,982 Uh, good guys don't kiss girls 642 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,304 who just told them they're trying to focus on themselves. 643 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:03,566 Do you think this hotel has a gym? 644 00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:05,407 There's no time for that! 645 00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:07,123 We should go over the itinerary, 646 00:34:07,203 --> 00:34:09,306 decide what you're gonna wear for the meet and greet with... 647 00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:12,078 Gloria Reyes? 648 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,786 I didn't realize she was gonna be here! 649 00:34:13,876 --> 00:34:15,916 That must be a last minute addition to the schedule! 650 00:34:15,962 --> 00:34:16,962 Who is Gloria Reyes? 651 00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:20,925 Only a former Miss Philippines and Miss Universe, 652 00:34:21,009 --> 00:34:23,929 and the fiercest pageant coach on the planet! 653 00:34:24,012 --> 00:34:26,812 It is imperative that you make a good impression! 654 00:34:26,889 --> 00:34:28,559 Why? It's just a meet and greet. 655 00:34:28,641 --> 00:34:30,981 These meet and greets are a ruse! 656 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,520 They say they're just casual, 657 00:34:32,523 --> 00:34:33,554 a way for the contestants 658 00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:36,023 to get to know each other and have a photo op, 659 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:37,897 but Gloria is a spy. 660 00:34:38,317 --> 00:34:41,397 She will be watching all of you from the second you walk in that door, 661 00:34:41,738 --> 00:34:44,658 and she could have a huge influence on the judges' decision. 662 00:34:44,741 --> 00:34:46,741 Oh, my God! She's here! 663 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,134 She's a legend. I've met her before. 664 00:34:58,212 --> 00:34:59,212 I'll introduce ya. 665 00:35:01,382 --> 00:35:03,302 Excuse me. Miss Reyes? 666 00:35:03,676 --> 00:35:04,796 I'm Bob Armstrong. 667 00:35:04,886 --> 00:35:06,426 We've actually met before. 668 00:35:06,512 --> 00:35:08,102 Are you the fellow who parked my Benz? 669 00:35:08,556 --> 00:35:10,676 Hm... no. I'm a pageant coach. 670 00:35:11,059 --> 00:35:14,439 We sat next to each other at the welcome brunch for Miss Beeftips. 671 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,070 It's not important that you remember me, 672 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:21,148 but I promise you will remember my client, Patty Bladell! 673 00:35:21,235 --> 00:35:23,145 Patty! Now is not the ti... 674 00:35:23,237 --> 00:35:26,157 Your client might want to work on her manners, 675 00:35:26,783 --> 00:35:28,203 Mr. Barnstrong. 676 00:35:33,081 --> 00:35:36,171 I knew Henry was a bad influence. You're obsessed! 677 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,420 I'm not! 678 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:40,052 I told you to make a good impression! 679 00:35:40,129 --> 00:35:42,299 This could be devastating to your chances! 680 00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:44,471 Who knows what Gloria's gonna tell the judges or... 681 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:45,760 It'll be fine! 682 00:35:47,595 --> 00:35:49,595 I am gonna make a great impression! Look! 683 00:35:50,807 --> 00:35:51,887 Your dress! 684 00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:54,693 It's too big! 685 00:35:54,769 --> 00:35:57,559 I know! I'm thinner! Isn't it amazing? 686 00:35:57,647 --> 00:35:59,687 No! The pageant is tomorrow! 687 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:02,753 I'll have to call the concierge and see if they have a sewing machine. 688 00:36:02,777 --> 00:36:05,447 But aren't you proud of me for losing weight? 689 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:06,990 I never told you to lose weight. 690 00:36:10,827 --> 00:36:11,907 Have you been eating? 691 00:36:12,578 --> 00:36:14,458 You mean overeating? No! 692 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,119 When I'm with Henry, I don't want to! 693 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:18,769 I'm telling you, he's like the best thing that has ever happened... 694 00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:21,753 I mean, have you been eating at all? 695 00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:23,668 Well, I'm not bingeing. 696 00:36:23,756 --> 00:36:25,416 I'm losing weight. What is the problem? 697 00:36:25,508 --> 00:36:27,258 The problem is I'm concerned. 698 00:36:27,343 --> 00:36:29,723 You have issues with food, you've been acting erratic, 699 00:36:29,804 --> 00:36:31,604 and that dress fit before. 700 00:36:32,265 --> 00:36:33,805 Are you starving yourself? 701 00:36:33,933 --> 00:36:37,153 Hello! I've been doing capoeira for like eight hours a day for weeks! 702 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,938 - Patty... - This is such bullshit! 703 00:36:39,021 --> 00:36:41,731 First, my mom bails on me. Now you're just assuming the worst. 704 00:36:41,816 --> 00:36:43,026 Is anyone on my side? 705 00:36:43,109 --> 00:36:44,649 Of cour... I am on your side. 706 00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:47,905 Great! Then can you just get a sewing machine and fix my dress? 707 00:36:47,989 --> 00:36:49,029 I have to change. 708 00:36:50,658 --> 00:36:54,118 Can you promise me that you will eat something at the meet and greet? 709 00:36:54,203 --> 00:36:55,203 I promise. 710 00:36:55,621 --> 00:36:56,981 You know what? I'm going with you. 711 00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:58,619 You can't! No coaches allowed! 712 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,250 Bob, please. 713 00:37:00,668 --> 00:37:01,838 Don't make this weird. 714 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,670 Just go. I have to get dressed. 715 00:37:08,509 --> 00:37:12,469 You're too old to be one of my kids, and I'm not into brunettes, 716 00:37:12,555 --> 00:37:13,885 so who the hell are you? 717 00:37:13,973 --> 00:37:16,603 Oh, I'm Coralee Armstrong. 718 00:37:17,351 --> 00:37:21,021 I own Tampazzle, or you might know it as Tampoozle. 719 00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:22,519 Where the hell is Regina? 720 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,357 Oh, she's on the run from the law. 721 00:37:26,068 --> 00:37:27,068 Attagirl! 722 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,160 Which means she won't be involved anymore. 723 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,750 And while Regina being a criminal herself 724 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,584 might be okay with this situation, I am not. 725 00:37:35,661 --> 00:37:38,751 So I just wanted to let you know that I have signed a letter of intent, 726 00:37:39,081 --> 00:37:40,926 and I'm planning on reimbursing you 727 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,591 just as soon as I find another investor. 728 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:46,211 One that's more, um... 729 00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:48,383 What's the word? 730 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:50,550 Legitimate. 731 00:37:51,385 --> 00:37:52,635 Oh! 732 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,060 Well, um... 733 00:37:54,597 --> 00:37:55,887 what's the word? 734 00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:57,894 No fuckin' way! 735 00:37:59,018 --> 00:38:00,098 Excuse me? 736 00:38:00,186 --> 00:38:02,646 Just because Regina's out doesn't mean I am! 737 00:38:03,189 --> 00:38:05,939 Who exactly do you think you are? 738 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:09,822 I am the boss. 739 00:38:10,196 --> 00:38:13,776 Okay? Because you are in there, 740 00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:16,036 and I am out here. 741 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,827 And there is nothing you can do about it. 742 00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:41,941 Bob was dead wrong. 743 00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,019 If I wanted to make a good impression on Gloria, 744 00:38:44,105 --> 00:38:46,015 eating was the last thing I was about to do. 745 00:38:46,107 --> 00:38:50,397 Welcome, Miss Georgia American Lady contestants! 746 00:38:50,486 --> 00:38:54,406 I am Candy Mullholland, this year's pageant director. 747 00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:57,830 We are so excited... 748 00:38:57,910 --> 00:39:01,000 Was that Heather Kristina Pamela Kendall Jackson Johnson? 749 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,960 ... our very special guest with us tonight, Miss Gloria Reyes! 750 00:39:10,965 --> 00:39:12,465 What are you doing here? 751 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:13,880 Didn't I beat you at Regionals? 752 00:39:13,968 --> 00:39:16,598 I competed in another region and won. 753 00:39:16,929 --> 00:39:18,679 And who cares? 754 00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:22,768 The only reason you're here is because you murdered Roxy. 755 00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:24,561 - Killer! - Runner-up. 756 00:39:27,815 --> 00:39:31,355 It's no wonder nobody wants to be around you. 757 00:39:31,444 --> 00:39:32,884 I thought we were past that? 758 00:39:32,945 --> 00:39:34,275 After Roxy's memorial. 759 00:39:34,363 --> 00:39:35,993 I guess you thought wrong. 760 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,413 You never get past being a killer. 761 00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:40,577 Heather was right. 762 00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:43,905 It didn't matter if I got a revenge body or a hotter guy. 763 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:45,665 I was still me. 764 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,587 So what was the point of trying to be in control? 765 00:40:13,861 --> 00:40:14,901 Patty Bladell! 766 00:40:15,529 --> 00:40:17,239 It's your turn to sit with Gloria. 767 00:40:18,157 --> 00:40:20,077 I should've been worried she'd heard the rumor. 768 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,658 But now all I could think about was pizza. 769 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,040 Hello, Patty. It's nice to see you again. 770 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,713 You have become quite infamous around here. 771 00:40:30,211 --> 00:40:31,211 What do you mean? 772 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:32,545 I heard a little rumor. 773 00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:35,930 That you killed Roxy Graham. 774 00:40:36,592 --> 00:40:38,721 - Who told you? - That Heather girl 775 00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:41,563 with that exceptionally long and stupid name. 776 00:40:42,014 --> 00:40:43,224 She's telling everyone. 777 00:40:44,016 --> 00:40:45,016 Oh, my God. 778 00:40:45,393 --> 00:40:47,193 I can't imagine what you must think of me now. 779 00:40:47,269 --> 00:40:48,519 What I think 780 00:40:48,604 --> 00:40:50,484 is that I'm impressed. 781 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:54,281 It seems that you and I have something more in common than I thought. 782 00:40:55,361 --> 00:40:56,361 What do you mean? 783 00:40:56,404 --> 00:40:58,914 The night before I won Miss Universe, 784 00:40:59,865 --> 00:41:04,075 everyone was talking about how my father was the leader 785 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,661 of the most notorious gang in the Philippines. 786 00:41:07,081 --> 00:41:08,711 And if anyone beat me, 787 00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:11,791 they would meet the wrong end of a machete. 788 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:13,710 Was it true? 789 00:41:13,796 --> 00:41:14,836 Doesn't matter. 790 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,260 Everyone was so terrified of me, 791 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:19,682 they couldn't focus. 792 00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:21,928 That rumor helped me win. 793 00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:24,347 So can you. 794 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:26,888 It doesn't matter. I'll still be the same person. 795 00:41:27,309 --> 00:41:30,229 No, you won't! Don't you get it? 796 00:41:31,188 --> 00:41:33,438 Nobody talks about my father anymore. 797 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:34,944 Nobody cares. 798 00:41:35,609 --> 00:41:37,399 All they can see is the crown. 799 00:41:38,446 --> 00:41:39,526 And once you get it, 800 00:41:40,531 --> 00:41:41,951 the past is erased. 801 00:41:43,325 --> 00:41:44,985 And then I'll be happy? 802 00:41:45,077 --> 00:41:47,287 Happiness is for princesses. 803 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,246 Queens take control. 804 00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:57,009 Why do you think I started that rumor about my father in the first place? 805 00:41:57,465 --> 00:41:58,875 Gloria was right. 806 00:41:58,966 --> 00:42:00,626 Queens take control. 807 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,798 Which meant I was gonna do whatever it took to get that crown. 808 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:11,903 Detective? What are you doing here? 809 00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:13,189 Are you still following Patty? 810 00:42:13,272 --> 00:42:14,982 I'm here on official police business. 811 00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:17,815 I can't talk about it without compromising the investigation. 812 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:20,242 What about compromising my client's reputation 813 00:42:20,321 --> 00:42:22,781 and her chances at the biggest pageant of her career? 814 00:42:22,865 --> 00:42:24,485 Is there a problem, Bob? 815 00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:27,119 Makin' another public scene? 816 00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:28,541 What? 817 00:42:28,621 --> 00:42:30,041 Are you two here together? 818 00:42:30,372 --> 00:42:33,252 Well, that is none of your business. 819 00:42:33,334 --> 00:42:34,714 You know what? I don't even care. 820 00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:36,354 - I don't even care! - You know what? 821 00:42:36,378 --> 00:42:39,718 Why don't we just take a breath? Hmm? 822 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:42,720 Let's just go... 823 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:44,720 grab a drink at the bar. 824 00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:46,973 There's no reason why we can't all get along. 825 00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:48,176 There's a ton of reasons. 826 00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:51,135 Yeah, do me a favor. Just stay away from my client. 827 00:42:56,273 --> 00:42:58,403 I couldn't afford any distractions. 828 00:42:58,484 --> 00:43:00,994 I didn't want to make the same mistake my dad did with my mom. 829 00:43:01,570 --> 00:43:04,280 I needed to keep my eye on the prize. 830 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,120 Where the hell was Patty? 831 00:43:07,034 --> 00:43:08,914 I had done the math on that pizza, 832 00:43:08,994 --> 00:43:10,914 and I had just enough time to burn it off. 833 00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:12,956 I'd lock myself in my room, work out, 834 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,170 and not eat until after the pageant. 835 00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,501 I wasn't gonna let anything stop me. 836 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 62695

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