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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,930 --> 00:00:46,930 Woo-hoo, Granny Hana! You're workin' up a storm there! 2 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:50,940 Aye, Chief! 3 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:53,940 Fine weather we're havin', ain't it? 4 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:57,940 The Yamada pumpkins are startin' to show their color too. 5 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:01,880 Ahh, my! This here's the champion pumpkin, I tell ya! 6 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,890 This year's pumpkins got real fine color on 'em. 7 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:08,890 Might even bloom flowers, I reckon. 8 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:11,890 What? Flowers on a pumpkin? 9 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:14,900 Ain't never heard such nonsense in my life! 10 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:19,900 Back when I was a girl, they bloomed once. 11 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,900 When pumpkins bloom, 12 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,900 somethin' dreadful happens, mark my words. 13 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,910 Hey, hurry it up! 14 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,920 Oops, I messed up-ppya. 15 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,920 Ahh, I'm just a farmer girl now-pya. 16 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,920 That's not a farm cart-ppi. 17 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,930 It'll break if you roll it down the pumpkin path-ppi. 18 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,930 Your family registry's still in this village. 19 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:49,930 Already transferred my residency papers. 20 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:52,080 From tomorrow, I'm a flashy Tokyo gal! 21 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:52,930 You little brat, 22 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:55,940 do you even realize wow much trouble I went through just to get you out here? 23 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,940 Even with your modest charm, you're still a rare catch in this village. 24 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:00,940 You said it now, bro! 25 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:03,880 If it weren't for our accent, I'd be just as good as Noripi-ppya, seriously! 26 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,880 Now now, our Yamada accent's the pride of our village heritage. 27 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,880 Ain't so easy to shake off. 28 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,890 You think so? 29 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:16,890 Well, just do your best. 30 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:19,890 And remember, if that quack doctor calls, 31 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,900 just ignore him. 32 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,900 Dr. Sasaki ain't that bad a guy, you know. 33 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,900 He's a villain! 34 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:29,900 Aren't all his patients sick anyway-ppya? 35 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,910 But... he's our village's only doctor. 36 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:37,910 Did you do it with him? 37 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:41,920 No way, bro! I'm still a virgin! 38 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,920 If you married that quack... 39 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,920 It might actually be pretty wonderful-ppya. 40 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,930 Did you see this morning's paper? 41 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,930 "Young Tokyo doctor 42 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:57,930 strives in doctorless Yamada Village", they wrote 'bout me again! 43 00:02:57,930 --> 00:03:00,930 Man, I'm embarrassed, but that's awesome, 44 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,870 Hey, lemme see that! 45 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,870 Right then, Doc. 'Scuse me. 46 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:08,880 Yukiko, why are you leaving? I thought I made my feelings clear. 47 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,880 You said you'll marry me, you said you'll be my number one-pya, 48 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,880 - But she's stubborn as a mule. - Yukiko... 49 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:18,880 Yukiko... let's be in the newspaper together! 50 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:26,900 Yasuo-ppya! 51 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:32,900 With this smell, in Tokyo... You can't live like this, right-ppya!? 52 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,900 You can't abandon our Yamada pumpkins! 53 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,910 You can't abandon the village's scent! 54 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:43,910 You... this smell... 55 00:03:43,910 --> 00:03:46,910 It's awful! 56 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,920 There goes another woman leaving, 57 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,920 our chances of finding wives keep shrinking. 58 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,930 I'll send you off with farewell fireworks, 59 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:03,860 a lament song of us men left behind-pya!! 60 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:05,870 Watch this! 61 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:10,870 Stop that! Don't! 62 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:12,870 Whoa... Ah! Dangerous! 63 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:15,880 Wait for me! Wait! 64 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,880 I'll study English in Tokyo and go to America! 65 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,880 I can't spend my life worrying about village men! 66 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,880 Give up already! 67 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:35,900 So beautiful... 68 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,900 Goodbye, Yamada Village. 69 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,860 Yukiko-ppya, you're leaving the village, huh? 70 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:05,860 I'll miss you. 71 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:07,860 I'll come and visit sometimes-pya. 72 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,890 Yukiko's sandals... 73 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:40,890 Why did she have to leave? 74 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,900 - Give me one! - I want one too! 75 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,900 - A woman's scent... - Haa... 76 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,900 Pathetic. 77 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:53,910 You guys still call yourselves the proud youth of Yamada Village-ppya? 78 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:55,910 - We've got no pride left-ppya, - It's all built up inside-ppya... 79 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:57,910 That's my sandal! 80 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,910 I found it! Give it back! Enough already! 81 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:05,850 Your fault for letting Yukiko leave! 82 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:08,860 Wrong! Women are scarce communal resources! 83 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,860 Don't talk like she's some kind of object! 84 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:12,660 I knew that's how you guys think... 85 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:13,860 That's why I sent her away-ppya. 86 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:14,860 You guys kept 87 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,450 pushing me around-ppya! 88 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:17,860 Shut up! 89 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,870 I can't deal with this... 90 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:32,880 Yamada County, Yamada Mountain, Yamada Village 91 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,880 Yamada Village, in the Yamada district 92 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,890 is a tiny hamlet nestled in the mountains. 93 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:42,890 Its specialty is the Yamada Pumpkin, 94 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:50,900 whose flavor was once beloved nationwide 95 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:54,900 but its peculiar odor takes time to acclimate to, 96 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:58,910 so now it's despised as 'field stinkweed' 97 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:02,840 only a handful of people even know it anymore. 98 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,850 One, two, three, four... 99 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:09,850 Thus, depopulation sweeps through Yamada Village 100 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:14,850 especially as young women flee one after another. 101 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:18,860 The bride shortage has become a serious issue. 102 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:25,870 Yet those who cherish their birthplace, 103 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:30,870 and believe in the Yamada Pumpkin's revival, 104 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:33,870 live with unyielding spirit. 105 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,880 Ah! Hot! Ah! It burns... so hot... 106 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:48,890 The youth group supports each other, 107 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:52,890 forging ahead through shared effort. 108 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,840 It bloomed! 109 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,840 Flowers bloomed, pipi! 110 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,840 Fundara bokkya! (Darn it!) 111 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:57,890 She hasn't written a single line. 112 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:08,840 Sensei, it's been 72 hours past deadline. 113 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,840 I'm... 114 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,840 in a slump. 115 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,850 I can't do it. 116 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:25,850 This tiny screen stifles me. 117 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,850 I can't visualize anything. 118 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:29,860 But the display is perfectly clear! 119 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,860 Screens are the problem. 120 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:36,860 Living in this nature-starved city ruins everything. 121 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:40,870 The countryside... rural Japan. 122 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:42,870 A vibrant farming village. 123 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:45,870 Sensei, get a grip. 124 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:47,870 My winter break starts today. 125 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:51,880 Come on… at least just the first chapter… 126 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,880 For a writer like you, who used to specialize in space and sci-fi… 127 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,880 …taking on a coming-of-age drama set in nature for the first time, 128 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,890 Our company's already been doing tons of PR! 129 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,890 Don't worry, I'll return by year's end... 130 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:03,890 I'll write a masterpiece. 131 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:05,890 - Sensei! - Sensei! Sensei! 132 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,890 Sensei! 133 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:25,910 Koichi, everyone's waiting for ya! 134 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,910 Hey pretty boy, all dressed up! 135 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,920 What a stud! 136 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,930 Hey! 137 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,930 What's with everyone? Lookin' so glum. 138 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:44,930 Huh? Gloomy as hell. 139 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,930 Nobody likes gloomy types nowadays, y'know. 140 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:51,940 Shut up! I can't memorize this! 141 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:55,940 Today, in Yamada Village... 142 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:58,950 Ugh, I've sucked at this since elementary school. 143 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,880 - Yeah, no way you can do it. - Want a drink? 144 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,880 - Tranquilizer. - Nerves meds. Here. 145 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,890 Ha! Doc's got our backs. Be careful though. 146 00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:11,890 Take too many at once and you'll slur your words. 147 00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:15,900 Just got word from the station. They're on their way. 148 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:22,900 Apparently, they're a bunch of beauties. 149 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,900 Give it your all! 150 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,920 Don't blame me if it goes wrong. 151 00:11:57,940 --> 00:12:01,870 - I can't reach! - Careful! 152 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:04,880 When the women come down from the bus… 153 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:09,880 you guys will take turns escorting them-ppya. 154 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:14,890 That's your target, to charm. 155 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:17,890 Well... 'bout our preferences... 156 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,890 Rou rarun pya? 157 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:24,890 "Rou rarun pya"? What kinda language is that? 158 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:31,900 We ain't in no position to be picky. 159 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,910 If we let everyone choose freely... 160 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,910 We'll just get shy and mess it up. 161 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:39,910 Better to just pair everyone up from the start... 162 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:44,920 "Village Echo" magazine, that has a higher success rate-ppya. 163 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,920 - Then I'll take the last one. - Huh? 164 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,920 You sure last is okay, Sensei? 165 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,930 Better chance of getting a good one that way. 166 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:57,930 Same goes for soaplands, right? 167 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:00,930 - Ah! They're here! - Here they come! 168 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:17,880 Mayor! We got a problem! 169 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,890 - Actually... - Later, later! Not now! 170 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,890 Hey, everyone! Greet them! Hey! HEY! 171 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,900 I'm Ran. Hello! 172 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,910 I'm Su. Nice to meet you. 173 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:47,910 - I'm Miki. - Ah! Helloo! 174 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,910 Hello. 175 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,920 Here you go. 176 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,920 What? Only three girls showed up? 177 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,920 Ugh, this is messed up, I tell ya. 178 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,860 She caught a cold and couldn't come, so that's the end of it-ppya. 179 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,860 I'm done for too, I swear. 180 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:09,860 Why didn't she even call… I'm beat-ppya. 181 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:17,880 Doc! 182 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,880 Do you know the word "pride," ppya? 183 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,700 SASAKI CLINIC 184 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,890 Today, despite your busy schedules, 185 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:38,900 Our Yamara village youth group has organized this... 186 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,900 matchmaking event, and we thank you for attending. 187 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,900 Truly grateful... 188 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:48,910 As for our village... 189 00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:51,910 For some time, we have... 190 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:54,910 Centered on our youth group... 191 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:57,920 Revitalizing the village through young energy... 192 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,920 and... thi... revival... 193 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,660 Thought my boy was a stubborn fool, but... 194 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,170 he's got some moves-ppya. 195 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,060 He's seriously hilarious-ppya. 196 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,860 Hey, Koichi. 197 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:14,870 Bet this is 'cause of that transistor radio. 198 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:18,870 That stuff's popular now? 199 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,880 Nah, just suddenly... 200 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,880 my back went "CRACK!" on me, dang it. 201 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,880 Since your clinic's off today... 202 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:35,890 I wasn't sure what to do. Glad you could help, really. 203 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,890 So... about the matchmaking, 204 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,890 it's over already? 205 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,900 - Does this hurt? - Ow! Yeah! 206 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,900 How 'bout this, hurt more? 207 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,900 Way more! 208 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,900 And this even worse? 209 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,910 Even worse! 210 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,910 Now if I do this. 211 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,910 - Hurt way, way more? - Worse than that! 212 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,910 Stop! It hurts! 213 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:05,910 Aah! All fixed now! 214 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,850 Huh? 215 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,860 Pya! 216 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:25,870 Hey, that's... the Daboja flower! Blooms once every 60 years! 217 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,880 Um... does it suit me? 218 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,880 Pya... 219 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,880 - Pya... - Pya? 220 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,890 - Pya... - Pya... 221 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,890 So... your dad's the village chief? 222 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:47,890 That's right. So the village's depopulation issue... 223 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:50,900 a very serious problem, yes. 224 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,900 Mr. Kantarō, you seem like a serious guy. 225 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:56,900 Hah! "Serious", you say? 226 00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:01,840 To protect our village, we need children. 227 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,850 - To achieve that... - To achieve that? 228 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,860 What's wrong, Mr. Kantarō? 229 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:21,860 No, it's nothing... 230 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:28,870 Wow~ So Mr. Yasuo used to be a monk? 231 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,870 Didn't expect that! 232 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,890 What's wrong? 233 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,890 No, it's nothing... really. 234 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,840 Ahh, it's tea and pickles? 235 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,840 That's how we do things 'round here, y'know. 236 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,840 City folk prefer sweets, don't they? 237 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,840 Not at all! I love pickles. Thank you. 238 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:18,850 It's Yamada Village's specialty... 239 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:22,860 Yamada Squash Hin-Hin Pickles, it is. 240 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,860 We burn garlic for smoking... 241 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:29,860 Then pickle it in dried fish broth for three years. 242 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:33,870 It's a bit stinky, but really tasty. 243 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,870 Come on, dig in. 244 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:38,870 Once you're hooked, you crave it... 245 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,870 Can't live without it, I tell ya. 246 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:47,880 Eat it once, and you're one of us villagers. 247 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,880 That's good ol' local flavor. 248 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,890 - Go on, now. - Go ahead. 249 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,890 - Come on, come on. - Here. 250 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,890 Go ahead. 251 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:58,890 Come on, now. 252 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,830 Um... Where's the restroom? 253 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:05,830 Ah, um... down that way, turn at the end... 254 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,830 Please make yourself at home. Excuse me for a moment. 255 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,830 Of course, of course. 256 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,840 What's with you? Keep quiet. 257 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,840 - Show off a little more! - Yeah. 258 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,850 Shoveling squash pickles is too obvious. 259 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,850 I'm backing you up, dummy. 260 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:27,850 - It's parental love. - If it's love, quit yapping. 261 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:30,860 - First impressions matter. - 'Cause you're hopeless... 262 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,860 Can't just stay silent. 263 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,860 Totally! That girl… 264 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,860 Her face isn't anything special, but… 265 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:41,870 Her hips are really something, aren't they? 266 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,870 Same hips as the pigs at Yosaku's place! 267 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:48,870 No matter how many you knock up, they're full of life, y'know. 268 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,880 Did it come out? 269 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,880 That was quick! 270 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,890 - Seriously, it came out? - Old man! 271 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:04,890 I'll definitely lock it next time, I swear! 272 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,900 Big bro, the one who gets her pregnant wins-ppya. 273 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,900 Do your best. 274 00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:45,930 Hey, you! Come over here. 275 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:48,930 Let's drink some kombucha. 276 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:51,940 It's super healthy, you know. 277 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:56,940 And we've got kesaran pasaran too! 278 00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:03,880 Granny Hana, are you doing rhythmic gymnastics? 279 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,890 - What's that? - Look. 280 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,890 Hey, hey! You! Stop that! 281 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,890 You, you... that's not... 282 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,900 It's flypaper, see? 283 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,900 Hey, quit squirming! 284 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,900 Huh? You catch flies with this thing? 285 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,900 Never seen this before. 286 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,910 So old-fashioned! 287 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:31,910 Nah... you're a strange girl~ 288 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:36,920 Where'd you come from? 289 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,920 Yeah, but it suits you. 290 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,920 You look beautiful! 291 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,920 My name is Reika. It means "graceful flower." 292 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,930 Just kidding... 293 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:52,930 If I put this flower in your hair... 294 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:58,940 That might've been its dying wish-ppya. 295 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:03,940 This might be the last flower ever-ppii. 296 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,880 The village is slowly turning into a town. 297 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,890 The dabocha fields keep shrinking every year. 298 00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:21,890 In 60 years, dabocha might be extinct. 299 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,900 Even though it's so beautiful? 300 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,900 In 60 years... 301 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:30,900 flypaper'll be gone too. 302 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,910 Even though it's so neat? 303 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:36,910 In 60 years, I'll be gone too... 304 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,910 That soon... 305 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:41,910 Hm? What is it? 306 00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:57,930 Well... shall we have a little chat? 307 00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:01,870 Oh! Please, make yourself comfortable. 308 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,880 - It stings! - What's wrong? 309 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,880 - It stings... - Mom! It's terrible! 310 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,880 What's the matter? Oh, what's wrong? 311 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,890 - What happened? - It stings. 312 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,890 I think my leg's broken. 313 00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,890 - Do somethin' about it! - What's the matter? 314 00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:26,890 Don't touch it! Don't touch it! It stings. 315 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:30,900 - It stings, It stings. - Where? 316 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,900 - It stings. - Here? 317 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,900 - Aah, it stings~ - For something like this... 318 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,900 Don't go calling us for every little thing, okay? 319 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,900 - Sorry 'bout that. - Yasuo... 320 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,910 Hurry up and apologize to the young lady! 321 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,910 I'm real sorry. 322 00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:46,910 I... 323 00:23:46,910 --> 00:23:48,910 It's okay, Mr. Yasuo... 324 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,920 You're so pure-hearted. 325 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,920 Huh? 326 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,860 Next time, tell me more about the depopulation issue. 327 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:09,870 You're such a fun family. I'll be waiting for your call. 328 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,890 - Well then, we're off. - Take care. 329 00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:29,890 - Ran-san! - Su-san! 330 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:45,900 Give Me Chocolate: Japan's Postwar Era. 331 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:49,910 Japanese Countryside: Bright Farming Village! 332 00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:51,910 So rustic. 333 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:53,910 What're you babbling so carefree about-ppya? 334 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,920 Those guys are starvin' for brides. 335 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,920 If ya stay in this village, ya never know what they'll do to ya. 336 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,860 Better head back before the sun sets-ppya. 337 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:07,860 Huh? Dad and Mom'll worry. 338 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,860 Alright then, take care heading back-ppya. 339 00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:15,870 Ah, ya got bus fare? 340 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:18,870 - Yes. - Alright then. 341 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:22,870 - Thank you very much. - Bye-bye. 342 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:25,870 - Goodbye. - Bye-bye. 343 00:25:42,890 --> 00:25:46,900 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 344 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:53,910 ♪ If I found your happiness on this boat 345 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:56,900 {\an8}Yūzō Kayama - Come Be My Bride 346 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:57,910 ♪ I'd come back right away 347 00:25:57,910 --> 00:26:02,850 - ♪Come be my bride. - Miki-san! 348 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,850 Only people who get hyped for Kayama Yūzō... 349 00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:07,850 ...are folks in Yamada Village-ppya. 350 00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:11,860 We're a village history forgot. 351 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:16,860 ♪ I sing of your smile. - They're here... 352 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,860 They're still here... 353 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:24,870 - People getting hyped about Yūzō Kayama... - ♪ Run to me! 354 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:27,870 So rustic! 355 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,880 ♪ Spring's almost here~ ppya 356 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,890 Heard it went well, did it ppya? 357 00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:44,890 That matchmaking date. 358 00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:47,890 - Is that so? - You keep saying "is that so"... 359 00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:50,900 What a little jerk. 360 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,900 Cut it out already. 361 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,900 Sue's gonna get mad at you, y'know~ppya. 362 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:59,910 Calling her just "Sue" already? No honorific? 363 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,840 You already set up the next date~ppya? 364 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:07,850 - Yeah, I'm gonna call her tonight~ppya. - Tonight? 365 00:27:07,850 --> 00:27:09,850 What're you even gonna say~ppya? 366 00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:13,850 Ring ring ring, ring ring ring ring riiiing. 367 00:27:13,850 --> 00:27:17,860 What, you getting all shy, ppya? 368 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:20,860 Stop it already, Grandma Hana. 369 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:25,860 Next time, you gonna do it? Huh? 370 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:27,870 Ow! That hurts! 371 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:32,870 Don't tell me... you already did it~pi? 372 00:27:32,870 --> 00:27:35,870 Yeah! What's goin' on ppy? 373 00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:52,590 Rika here. 374 00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:55,690 What are you gonna do about this~ppya? This is the end. 375 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:57,900 The end... 376 00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,900 This is what happens when the moms interfere ppya. 377 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,840 Oh! That's right. When calling Rika... 378 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,840 Ask her parents first, okay? 379 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,840 Also, this is a request from Rika... 380 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,840 When dialing, please be careful... 381 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,850 Wrong numbers are bothersome, aren't they? 382 00:28:14,850 --> 00:28:16,850 Well then, goodbye. 383 00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:20,850 Bye! 384 00:28:22,850 --> 00:28:26,860 Did you get the number wrong-ppya? 385 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,860 I checked it three times-ppya. 386 00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:31,860 The number ain't wrong. 387 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:33,870 That girl... 388 00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:35,870 To... to me... 389 00:28:35,870 --> 00:28:38,870 Ga... gave a fake number... 390 00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:44,880 Do I stink? 391 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,880 Am I ugly? 392 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,880 Ain't nothin' wrong with me, ppya. 393 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,890 Those girls… must've had a hard time. 394 00:28:54,890 --> 00:28:58,890 If they could, they would've told us the real number. 395 00:29:00,890 --> 00:29:03,830 Right, ppya? 396 00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:06,830 But you guys were so damn horrifying... 397 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,830 She totally chickened out-ppya. 398 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,840 Getting compared to Yosaku's pigs… 399 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,840 you think any girl would be happy about that? 400 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,840 Huh? 401 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,840 Hey, listen up! 402 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,850 I... ain't gotten laid in three whole years, y'see? 403 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:36,860 Kouichi, I'm sorry. 404 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,860 If you're okay with your mom... I'll do it for you. 405 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,870 Moron! 406 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,880 Koichi! 407 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,890 Look how down in the dumps ya are. 408 00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:04,890 No point getting comforted by an old fart like you. 409 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:07,890 Just listen. 410 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,890 Love's agony... 411 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:12,890 I know better'n anyone. 412 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:19,900 Ahh... I've never talked about this before. 413 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:23,900 But now... you should understand. 414 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,910 Wanna hear it? 415 00:30:29,910 --> 00:30:31,920 Well... 416 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:37,920 'Bout fifty years back. 417 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:45,930 They said they'd "civilize" the countryside... 418 00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:48,930 threw a dance party. 419 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:53,940 And there, at that venue, I met her the girl I'll never forget. 420 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:58,940 Love at first sight for both of us. First love. 421 00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:04,880 But our parents were against it... 422 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,890 ...and we were torn apart. 423 00:31:08,890 --> 00:31:11,890 That's just the kind of era it was. 424 00:31:11,890 --> 00:31:13,890 Still... 425 00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:18,890 The feeling I had for her never left me. 426 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:24,900 That's what love is. 427 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,910 - Then? - Yeah. 428 00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:32,910 Ten years ago, as you know, I lost your grandma. 429 00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:37,920 Round then, she lost her husband too. 430 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,920 We met again and talked. 431 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,920 It shocked me. 432 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,930 Even though 40 years had passed… 433 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:51,930 that love hadn't faded one bit. 434 00:31:56,940 --> 00:32:01,870 Her delicate face... innocent eyes... 435 00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:04,880 like they'd shatter if ya touched 'em... 436 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,880 like spun sugar... 437 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,880 - Who was she...? - Yeah. 438 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,880 It was Hana. 439 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,890 Nuppon! (Sex joke punchline again – "Get laid!") 440 00:32:14,890 --> 00:32:16,890 Wish I hadn't heard that. 441 00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:24,900 Turns out those women just came for the free meals, travel cash, 'n souvenirs... 442 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,900 They were just here for the free vacation! 443 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:31,900 - I had a feeling from the start. - Ran isn't that kind of woman. 444 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,910 - Sue-san isn't that kind of person, y'know. - Miki-san isn't that kind of person, y'know. 445 00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:37,910 Then why do all three of you have Rika-chan's number? 446 00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:42,910 Maybe they're using the gifts you gave them to spoil their boyfriends? 447 00:32:56,930 --> 00:33:00,930 Sorry, I couldn't help it... 448 00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:04,870 Um... is this alright? 449 00:33:04,870 --> 00:33:07,870 If possible, another shot of you pouring the sauce. 450 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,880 Sauce on curry? 451 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,880 Spoon in a cup? 452 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,890 A village! Japan's countryside! 453 00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:24,890 A cheerful farming village! 454 00:33:24,890 --> 00:33:26,890 Hey, what're you doing, huh? 455 00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:30,900 Make it look rural, rural and simple, okay? 456 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:32,900 Yes. 457 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,900 Don't mock us! 458 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:47,200 {\an9}POWERFUL INSECTICIDE HIGH EARTH (HAI ĀSU) 459 00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:44,910 It's Mizuda! 460 00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:46,910 So retro. 461 00:33:46,910 --> 00:33:50,920 So rustic. 462 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:55,920 No matter how cute she is, if she's a dimwit… 463 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,920 That's right-pya, we haven't fallen that low-pya. 464 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,920 Mmm~dappi, mmm~dappi 465 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:09,870 Yasuo, wait! Yasuo, wait! Yasuo, hey! 466 00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:11,870 She left? 467 00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:14,870 She gone. She's not here, y'know. 468 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:17,880 - It's your fault! - What're you doing? 469 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,880 It's your fault! 470 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,880 Why... What did... 471 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,880 - Shut up! - Quiet down! 472 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,880 I feel like I've seen that woman somewhere before, y'know. 473 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:48,900 Mmm... can't take it! Withdrawal symptoms! 474 00:34:55,910 --> 00:35:00,920 ♪ Sleep now, good little baby 475 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,860 "Folktales from Japan" ♪ Unchanged from past to present 476 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:15,870 ♪ A mother's loving lullaby ♪ A mother's loving lullaby 477 00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:29,880 ♪ Tales from the distant past 478 00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:44,900 Village chief! This is a big mess-ppya! 479 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:49,900 The youth group said they're going to Tokyo and left-ppya. 480 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,900 Huh? 481 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:56,910 Your type? 482 00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:13,860 Quit it! You're going to blow our cover-ppya! 483 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:16,860 Don't talk, you'll mess things up-ppya! 484 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:20,860 At least one photo of that one-length hairstyle… 485 00:36:23,870 --> 00:36:26,870 Anyway, you can't pull it off, y'know. 486 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:43,890 They said said was gonna blow off some steam and stormed out-ppya. 487 00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:48,890 Stayed at our Yukiko's place while touring soaplands... 488 00:36:48,890 --> 00:36:53,900 And on top of that, said they'd collect candid photos of amateur girls-ppya. 489 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:57,900 That's a good one-ppya. 490 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,910 - Right? - What's so great about that? 491 00:37:00,910 --> 00:37:03,840 Don't ya think it's pathetic? 492 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,850 If this keeps up, they'll abandon the village! 493 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:12,850 Listen up, time we got serious about this. 494 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:25,860 It's already 11 o'clock-ppya, there's gotta be one somewhere ppi. 495 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,870 Where the heck did Yukiko's dummy go-ppya? 496 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,890 Twisted, that's twisted-ppya! 497 00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:53,890 You know, I slept on it for three whole days and nights and thought hard-ppya. 498 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:58,900 On the 10th next month, this Yamada Village, 499 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:01,830 we're revivin' the Ofuku Festival! 500 00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:04,840 It continued all the way since the days of Emperor Daigo… 501 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,840 But it died out about a hundred years ago… 502 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:11,840 That Ofuku Festival's comin' back! 503 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,850 - Ofuku Festival? - Never heard of it! 504 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,850 Hell, this village... 505 00:38:16,850 --> 00:38:19,850 founded by the old guy who hunted dabocha, remember? 506 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:21,850 Village chief! 507 00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:25,850 There's someone here to see ya. 508 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:28,200 {\an8}MOMOSAKURA TSUYOSHI PRODUCER HOJI TV 509 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:30,860 Oho! She's here. 510 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,860 Listen up, everyone, 511 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:37,870 this year's entire welfare budget is being offered to this person-ppya! 512 00:38:37,870 --> 00:38:41,870 Put simply, it's hush money-ppya. 513 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:44,880 Welfare budget? 514 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,880 What about the gateball court-ppya? 515 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,880 This village ain't sweet enough to attract brides just with idealism-ppya. 516 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,890 Who's more important? The dying or the bride? 517 00:38:55,890 --> 00:38:58,890 Don't ya wanna see yer grandkids? 518 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:03,830 - What matters more? - The old folks… 519 00:39:03,830 --> 00:39:07,830 Let 'em juggle dabocha beans or whatever-ppya. 520 00:39:07,830 --> 00:39:12,840 Damn right! 521 00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:26,850 What the hell is this? 522 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,860 Come on, hurry it up, you know what to do, right? 523 00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:38,860 Yeah, spin quick like that, if you don't move fast, you won't make it… 524 00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:41,870 Well now, Kanda, 525 00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:45,870 you ain't changed since our kamikaze days. 526 00:39:45,870 --> 00:39:47,870 - Neither have you one bit. - Oh? 527 00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:50,880 You really took me for a ride at gambling, huh… 528 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,880 Alright, alright, alright… let's maybe drop that topic… 529 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,880 Let's just set that aside for now. 530 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,880 Hooray! The revival of the Ofuku Festival, dating back to Emperor Daigo's reign! 531 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,890 - Yeah. - And the youth group's bride hunt! 532 00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:05,890 This is gonna be... 533 00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:07,890 - ...prime material for Chikyu Roman! - Damn right, pyah! 534 00:40:07,890 --> 00:40:09,890 Yeah, yeah! Let's do this! Let's go! 535 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:23,910 Dis is my home. 536 00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:30,920 Okay, yes! 537 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,920 Huh? 538 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,930 - Let go, pyah! Stop! Let go, pyah! - Wait, pyah! 539 00:40:43,930 --> 00:40:45,930 Yukiko! 540 00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:53,940 See? That English school's paying off, pyah! 541 00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:57,940 Fluent as hell, pyah! Seriously fluent, pyah! 542 00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:01,940 When did you turn into a damn hussy, pyah! 543 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,880 Yukiko, you traitor! 544 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,890 B... Brother! 545 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,890 Scram! Sneaking around with foreigners... 546 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,900 What the hell were you thinking, pyah! 547 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:19,900 You should've given us a chance first, pyah! 548 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,900 We've been throwing stones for three days and nights-ppya! 549 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:26,900 - You're twisted, pyah! Get lost! - Scram! 550 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,910 Scram! Scram! Scram! Scram! 551 00:41:32,910 --> 00:41:35,910 Scram! Scram! Scram! 552 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:39,920 Scram! Scram! Ah! 553 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,920 Brother! That hurts! 554 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,920 Good evening, everyone. Chikyu Roman. 555 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:51,930 Today, we visit Yamada Village, struggling with depopulation and a bride shortage. 556 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:55,930 Now, on the 10th next month, in this village... 557 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,940 ...the Ofuku Festival will be revived. 558 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:00,940 Passed down since Emperor Daigo's era... 559 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:04,880 this elegant festival steeped in tradition will finally return. 560 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,880 Now, let's welcome Yamada Village's mayor... 561 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,880 to the stage. Please. 562 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,890 Ah, it's the mayor, pyah! 563 00:42:15,890 --> 00:42:17,890 - Mayor... - Old man? 564 00:42:17,890 --> 00:42:21,890 Emperor Daigo? Ofuku Festival? 565 00:42:21,890 --> 00:42:24,900 What's all this, pyah? 566 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,900 We... 567 00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:29,900 To mark the revival of the Otafuku Festival, 568 00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:31,900 we, the Yamada Village Youth Group, 569 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:35,910 would like to host a mass matchmaking event 570 00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:38,910 with the lovely ladies watching this program. 571 00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:42,910 Now let me introduce the finest members of our Young Men's Association. 572 00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:44,920 - This is Koichi Iori... - On TV... We're on TV... 573 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,920 They're promoting us on TV-ppya! 574 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,920 Big bro! Big bro! 575 00:42:55,930 --> 00:42:58,930 Ueno-ppya Which way is Ueno-ppya? 576 00:42:58,930 --> 00:43:00,930 We're celebrities-ppya We're famous now-ppya! 577 00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:04,870 Women'll come flockin' to us now, pya! 578 00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:06,870 Women-ppya! Women-ppya! 579 00:43:06,870 --> 00:43:09,870 First time in three years we'll get laid, eh! 580 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,880 Ah, hello? Is Koichi there? I'm his friend Sasaki. 581 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,880 Sasaki from the Young Men's Association. Koichi... 582 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,890 Huh? Tokyo? Ah, do you have his contact info? 583 00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:24,890 We're, uh... old friends, yes. 584 00:43:24,890 --> 00:43:28,890 We've been friends forever. 585 00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:31,900 Now then... for women wishing to marry here... 586 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,900 We'd like to set strict conditions. 587 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:38,900 Yamada Village follows time-honored traditions, so... 588 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:42,910 Our standards of beauty differ from Tokyo's. 589 00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:45,910 These types, or these, or these... 590 00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:48,910 Frankly speaking, they're trash, eh! 591 00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:53,920 I'd really like someone like this to come To Yamada Village... 592 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,920 Yamada Village's... 593 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,920 - Shudder. - I myself... 594 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,860 earnestly seek ladies who embody... 595 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:06,860 traditional beauty, eh! 596 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:08,860 Big bro... 597 00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:15,870 The youth group is back-ppya. 598 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,880 They saw the first part on TV... 599 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,880 But don't know about the ugly women segment, ppya! 600 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,880 Oh really? Perfect. 601 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,880 Now brides will come. 602 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,890 Ugly women who can't get a second glance... 603 00:44:28,890 --> 00:44:32,890 will come flocking for their last chance, eh! 604 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,900 Village chief! 605 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:40,900 All that "Emperor" and "festival" nonsense was made up... 606 00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:42,900 but these are real radishes from my farm. 607 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,900 Made too many, ppya! Have some! 608 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,910 Old man... 609 00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:51,910 Made a bit too many, eh! Play with these when you're bored! 610 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:55,910 Howdy. Made too many posthumous names... 611 00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:59,920 Have one on me, eh! Here, take your pick! 612 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,850 Chief, Got a bit carried away cutting... 613 00:45:02,850 --> 00:45:04,850 This is Gontarō-san's appendix. 614 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,860 Whoa! Amazing! Go go! Woo! 615 00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:14,870 Hey Yasuo, you did great, ppya! 616 00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:16,870 That big head ain't just for show, ya know! 617 00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:22,870 Name, Age, Height. 618 00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:25,880 B-W-H! Beauty rating, Figure rating. 619 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,880 Virgin, Non-virgin. 620 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880 But to the point that you need to organize them on a computer...? 621 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,880 - Are that many women actually coming? - Doc! 622 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,890 Don't you know the power of the media? 623 00:45:35,890 --> 00:45:38,890 You don't even have to join the matchmaking meeting, y'know-ppya. 624 00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:41,890 Just like everyone says. When the media stirs things up... 625 00:45:41,890 --> 00:45:45,900 Even innocent folks can get branded as murderers. 626 00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:47,900 Brilliant! 627 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,900 That's our doctor for ya! 628 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:52,900 Debauchery and indulgence-ppya. 629 00:45:56,910 --> 00:45:58,910 Will you break up with me? 630 00:46:00,910 --> 00:46:04,850 What…? Why all of a sudden? 631 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:06,850 I'm scared I'll make you miserable-ppya. 632 00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:10,850 It's true-ppya. 633 00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:16,860 Typical you — sayin' it after gettin' what you wanted. 634 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:20,860 You... scum! 635 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:24,870 You bastard! Plannin' to join the matchmaking? 636 00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:27,870 You really… really prefer city girls that much-ppya? 637 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:30,870 Scum! Scum! Scum! 638 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,890 Got it. 639 00:46:47,890 --> 00:46:51,900 Stop it, you guys! 640 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:54,900 Cut it out! Aah! Hey! 641 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:58,900 Everyone, stop! 642 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,840 Hey! Knock it off! 643 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,840 Hey! You lot! 644 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,840 Why don't you stop? 645 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,850 This thing's a wild-grown dabochya, y'know. 646 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:11,850 - You got no right to complain-ppya. - If you smash the dabochya... 647 00:47:11,850 --> 00:47:14,850 - you'll be cursed! - Hah! With something like this around... 648 00:47:14,850 --> 00:47:17,860 - Women will run for their lives-ppya. - In the city... 649 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,860 ...they ain't got lame stuff like this. 650 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:25,860 ♪ Homage to the sacred 651 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:33,870 ♪ Praise the holy gourd 652 00:47:33,870 --> 00:47:40,880 ♪ Oh pitiful gourd 653 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,880 Don't destroy nature! 654 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,880 You're that girl from before... 655 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,880 How cruel... 656 00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:51,890 You still here? 657 00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:54,890 Grandma's still alive too... 658 00:47:56,890 --> 00:47:58,900 Um... 659 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:01,830 I feel like... I've seen you somewhere. 660 00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:03,830 Why are you doing this? 661 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:05,840 We must keep modernizing our village. 662 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,840 No brides will come otherwise. 663 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,840 Japan's distortions need gradual correction. 664 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,840 You're the ones who are distorted. 665 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:17,850 If you hate it here, go to Tokyo. 666 00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:22,850 - I might be overstepping... - But it's definitely overstepping. 667 00:48:22,850 --> 00:48:25,860 The matchmaking will surely fail. 668 00:48:37,870 --> 00:48:40,870 - Where ya goin'? - But she's cute. 669 00:48:40,870 --> 00:48:43,870 - That's basically a cult. - Otherwise, it's just nonsense-ppya. 670 00:48:43,870 --> 00:48:47,880 - What a waste. - If you get involved... 671 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,880 If it possesses you Evil spirit, begone! Evil spirit, begone! 672 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,880 Recite the prayers! 673 00:48:59,890 --> 00:49:03,890 I told you there'd be a curse. 674 00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:12,840 - "O"! - "Say good morning!" 675 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,840 - "A"! - "Say thank you!" 676 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,840 - "Shi"! - "Be kind!" 677 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,550 - "Su"! - "Live honestly!" 678 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,000 A VILLAGE WITHOUT AESTHETIC SENSE YAMADA VILLAGE YOUTH ASSOCIATION GROUP MATCHMAKING IS THE KEY YAMADA PUMPKIN ETERNAL? 679 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:29,000 THIS WEEK'S HIGHLIGHT TARO UEHARA'S WEEKLY VIEW A LAST CHANCE FOR YOU WHO CAN'T GIVE UP YAMADA VILLAGE GROUP MATCHMAKING 680 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,000 "SAVIOR" YAMADA VILLAGE GROUP MATCHMAKING THE UGLIER YOU ARE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BRIDE 681 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:34,400 A VILLAGE WHERE EVEN YOU CAN BECOME A WIFE YAMADA VILLAGE'S PROFIT AND LOSS CALCULATIONS ARE ATTRACTING ATTENTION 682 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:36,860 The plan worked. 683 00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:39,860 All Japan's unwanted women will flood in. 684 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:42,870 But even if our men are desperate... 685 00:49:42,870 --> 00:49:45,870 They're not blind. 686 00:49:45,870 --> 00:49:50,870 So the village must unite to trick 'em. 687 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,880 Back them into a corner with no escape... 688 00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,880 Whether they cry, scream, or get beaten half-dead... 689 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,890 We'll force 'em to marry! 690 00:50:04,890 --> 00:50:06,890 One week till the Otafuku Festival. 691 00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:09,890 When something's on TV, we'll cut the power. 692 00:50:09,890 --> 00:50:13,900 Any magazine featuring Yamada Village will be bought out by the town hall. 693 00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:17,900 Only by sacrificing ourselves can we find salvation. 694 00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:21,910 That's what I learned in the Kamikaze Attack Unit. 695 00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:25,910 Now the Kamikaze Attack Unit is reborn! 696 00:50:25,910 --> 00:50:28,910 Revived right here in Yamada Village! 697 00:50:30,910 --> 00:50:32,920 Scatter, young warriors! 698 00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:37,300 {\an8}WELCOME OTAFUKU FESTIVAL ORGANIZED BY YAMADA VILLAGE OFFICE 699 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,920 For the village's future, scatter like cherry blossoms! 700 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,920 You are Yamada's glorious youth brigade, 701 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,930 The Kaiten Special Attack Unit! 702 00:50:44,930 --> 00:50:46,930 Hey, it's lit! 703 00:50:46,930 --> 00:50:49,930 Hell yeah! Let's do this! 704 00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:56,940 Whoo! Time for wine, women, and song! 705 00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:02,880 See...? 706 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,880 Take this! 707 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,880 Whoo! Nice! 708 00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:14,890 Fwoosh... Got it. 709 00:51:16,890 --> 00:51:19,900 - Yep, perfect. - We won't lose! 710 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:21,900 Huh? 711 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:29,910 Namu Daishi Henjō Kongō 712 00:51:29,910 --> 00:51:33,910 Nuppon nuppon Nuppon nuppon 713 00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:36,910 Nuppon nuppon nuppon 714 00:51:48,930 --> 00:51:50,430 Here it comes! 715 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,880 Whoa, this is way more than I expected! 716 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,880 Their eyebrows are totally connected-ppya. 717 00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:32,900 What a charming village! The air's so fresh too. 718 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:36,910 I'm really glad you like it. 719 00:52:36,910 --> 00:52:39,910 It's really lovely. Where are we? 720 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,910 Yamada Village. 721 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,920 Yamada Village? 722 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,920 No way... 723 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,930 No way... Impossible! 724 00:52:54,930 --> 00:52:58,930 Sorry, Kameko! 725 00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:00,930 Farewell! 726 00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:03,870 Wait! Koji-saaan! 727 00:53:03,870 --> 00:53:06,870 Be happy now! 728 00:53:06,870 --> 00:53:09,870 You tricked me! 729 00:53:09,870 --> 00:53:12,880 Move! I'll run you over! I mean it! 730 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,880 Don't abandon me! 731 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,880 I brought you this far. That's love for ya. 732 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,880 Don't leave me behind! 733 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:25,890 Poor dears. There, there... 734 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,920 Damn, impressive. 735 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:05,860 Even if we split 'em up, we'd each get 30 women easy. Hah! 736 00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:08,870 Somethin's fishy. 737 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:11,870 Inventing that Otafuku Festival was clever, but... 738 00:54:11,870 --> 00:54:14,870 But handing out masks at the station? That's just weird-ppya. 739 00:54:14,870 --> 00:54:19,880 Even stranger is how the village chief and them are acting-ppya. 740 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,880 The chiefs? 741 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,880 My... my vision's getting blurry-ppi... 742 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,880 My head's splitting open-ppya... 743 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,880 That's a whole parade of monsters! 744 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,890 I'd feel the same if you saw those women's real faces-ppya! 745 00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:34,890 - Aagh... keep it together now. - Anyway... 746 00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:37,890 On the busiest festival day... 747 00:54:37,890 --> 00:54:40,900 It's weird they're lettin' us laze around. 748 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:44,900 The chiefs are plottin' somethin'. 749 00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,900 A scheme? 750 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:52,910 Listen. All these women came... 751 00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:55,910 But they rigged it so we can't see their faces. 752 00:54:55,910 --> 00:54:58,920 They've got us trapped here. 753 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,850 Put those two things together, and there's only one conclusion-ppya. 754 00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:06,860 - Oh crap! - The village elders... 755 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:09,860 They're gonna strike first and snatch up all the good women. 756 00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:11,860 That's totally possible. 757 00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:15,870 'Special Attack Force' my ass — they're just bunch of idiots! 758 00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:17,870 We've gotta come up with some kind of plan. 759 00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:27,850 WIFE AND HUSBAND 760 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,880 What-pya is this sign? 761 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,880 It's the kamikaze squad's top-secret mission-ppya. 762 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,890 What a bunch of happy-go-lucky fools. 763 00:55:35,890 --> 00:55:37,890 Alright, let's go. 764 00:55:37,890 --> 00:55:40,890 We booked a pricey band from Tokyo. 765 00:55:40,890 --> 00:55:43,890 Make it flashy! 766 00:55:43,890 --> 00:55:48,900 - The dawn of Japan... - Is Yamada Village! 767 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:58,900 {\an8}Top Gorgeous and Yamada Minoru - Wife Tsunami (Kome Kome Club) 768 00:56:05,850 --> 00:56:12,860 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 769 00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:19,860 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 770 00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:26,870 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 771 00:56:26,870 --> 00:56:33,880 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 772 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:40,880 ♪ Girls at eighteen, eighteen prime for the picking 773 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:47,890 ♪ Men at forty-two, forty-two cursed years ahead 774 00:56:47,890 --> 00:56:50,890 ♪ Mountain Rice Farm Village Tonight 775 00:56:50,890 --> 00:56:54,900 ♪ Get Into The Hurricane 776 00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:57,900 ♪ Mountain Rice Farm Village Tonight 777 00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:04,840 ♪ Tonight I won't let you go 778 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:09,850 ♪ Dowry money 779 00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:12,850 She's a city girl from the capital region, a real "gal" -ppya. 780 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,850 Good riddance, I say. 781 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:02,830 We're celebrating today too! 782 00:58:02,830 --> 00:58:04,830 I'm so happy! 783 00:58:04,830 --> 00:58:06,840 Seriously. 784 00:58:37,870 --> 00:58:44,870 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 785 00:58:44,870 --> 00:58:51,880 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 786 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:57,890 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 787 00:58:57,890 --> 00:59:05,830 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami 788 00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:12,840 ♪ Take a bride, take a bride say goodbye to dreams 789 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:18,840 ♪ Want your dreams, want your dreams say goodbye to brides 790 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,850 ♪ Mountain Rice Farm Village Tonight 791 00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:25,850 ♪ Get Into The Hurricane 792 00:59:25,850 --> 00:59:29,850 ♪ Mountain Rice Farm Village Tonight 793 00:59:29,850 --> 00:59:36,860 ♪ This world's nothing but lies anyway 794 00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:40,860 ♪ A bride's fortune 795 00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:44,870 ♪ When the wild waves come crashing in 796 00:59:44,870 --> 00:59:48,870 ♪ Fox and Tanuki's Bridal Splash 797 00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:51,880 ♪ Mountain Rice Farm Village Tonight 798 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,880 ♪ Get Into The Hurricane 799 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,880 ♪ Mountain Rice Farm Village Tonight 800 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:05,890 ♪ We'll show you a mud fight 801 01:00:05,890 --> 01:00:10,890 ♪ Bride Tsunami 802 01:00:10,890 --> 01:00:17,900 ♪ Haa! Bride Tsunami 803 01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:23,910 ♪ Haa! Bride Tsunami 804 01:00:23,910 --> 01:00:30,910 ♪ Haa! Bride Tsunami 805 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:09,890 Alright folks, it's finally showtime! 806 01:01:12,890 --> 01:01:16,890 Men of Yamada Village Youth Corps, Kaiten Special Attack Squad! 807 01:01:16,890 --> 01:01:19,890 The moment has arrived! 808 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:30,910 Got your targets locked in? 809 01:01:30,910 --> 01:01:32,910 Now, sortie! 810 01:01:35,910 --> 01:01:37,910 On three! 811 01:02:02,870 --> 01:02:05,880 Showtime! 812 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,880 Take off the masks! 813 01:02:16,890 --> 01:02:18,890 No way... 814 01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:36,910 Friendship dance! 815 01:03:23,890 --> 01:03:25,890 Monsters! 816 01:03:25,890 --> 01:03:28,890 - Monsters! - Monsters! 817 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:43,900 Pya! 818 01:03:45,910 --> 01:03:49,910 Aah! Pya! Pya! Pya! 819 01:03:49,910 --> 01:03:53,910 Aah! It stink! 820 01:04:11,870 --> 01:04:14,870 They're coming... Ah! Help me! 821 01:04:14,870 --> 01:04:17,870 Stay back! Ah! Stay back! 822 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,900 Dabo-cha... 823 01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:56,900 Is this your damn curse or somethin'? 824 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:02,850 What the hell are we s'posed to do now? 825 01:06:07,850 --> 01:06:09,850 Goddammit! 826 01:06:09,850 --> 01:06:12,860 Let's pretend none of this happened. 827 01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:15,860 I've forgotten every last bit of it. 828 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,860 Even after all that was done to us... 829 01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:20,860 I never got it up once. 830 01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:23,870 Me neither. 831 01:06:23,870 --> 01:06:27,870 - The heart don't lie. - I... 832 01:06:27,870 --> 01:06:30,870 I got it up full of rage. 833 01:06:30,870 --> 01:06:35,870 Those six shots were my fury. 834 01:06:42,890 --> 01:06:46,890 - Yasuo... - What the hell are you doin'? 835 01:06:46,890 --> 01:06:49,890 Ah... Please forgive me! 836 01:06:49,890 --> 01:06:51,890 H-have mercy! 837 01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:54,900 Look! This guy's the best lookin' one! 838 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:56,900 I'm just a clown, please have mercy! 839 01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:01,900 Nooo! I don't want this! 840 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,850 Ah! Now I remember! 841 01:07:09,850 --> 01:07:11,850 You're... 842 01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:21,860 How'd it go? 843 01:07:21,860 --> 01:07:24,860 They went back home. 844 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:27,860 - Why? - The youth group... 845 01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:32,870 They didn't like that boys resisted them. 846 01:07:32,870 --> 01:07:36,870 Well… anyone would wanna resist. 847 01:07:36,870 --> 01:07:40,880 If we were chased around by things like them… 848 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,880 Even if we killed and buried them… 849 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,880 It'd be self-defense. 850 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,300 MAIDEN'S MASQUERADE REIKA AYANOKOJI 851 01:07:48,350 --> 01:07:49,800 PLANET BIBIMBAP REIKA AYANOKOJI 852 01:07:49,850 --> 01:07:51,350 ARIES IN THE FLOWER GARDEN REIKA AYANOKOJI 853 01:07:51,890 --> 01:07:53,890 Look! Look here! 854 01:07:53,890 --> 01:07:57,890 Knew I'd seen her somewhere before. 855 01:07:57,890 --> 01:07:59,900 Holy shit! This is insane! 856 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,830 No, seriously, I'm stunned. 857 01:08:01,830 --> 01:08:03,830 You were readin' this book? 858 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:05,830 Even got red lines under stuff. 859 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:12,840 No matchmaking, no events allowed. 860 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,850 Ain't got no moves left, do ya? 861 01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:18,850 Righteous village! Righteous village! Righteous village! 862 01:08:18,850 --> 01:08:23,850 Righteous village! Righteous village! Righteous village! Righteous village! 863 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,860 Wh... what the hell? 864 01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:27,860 Old man, how dare you trick us like that? 865 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:30,860 - When'd I trick ya? - Quit playin' dumb. 866 01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:33,860 - We ain't that stupid. - Forgotten about the "Oasis Movement"? 867 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,870 - Say thank you? - As if! 868 01:08:35,870 --> 01:08:41,870 Still, we do understand how eager you are to get us wives. 869 01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:44,870 Let's forget this whole incident ever happened. 870 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:49,880 In return! Keep your noses outta our movement. 871 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,880 - Movement? - Don't you dare. 872 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,890 You can't play baseball in the branch schoolyard. 873 01:08:56,890 --> 01:08:59,890 Not that kind of movement. 874 01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:03,830 Let the Righteous Village Movement begin! 875 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,840 Koichi! Do somethin' about this! 876 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,850 Ah, this is bad! Hey! You lot, stop it! 877 01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:27,850 We'll make Yamada Village a righteous village! 878 01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:31,850 We'll ditch electricity and cars, make it a primitive village! 879 01:09:31,850 --> 01:09:35,860 You're insane... Destroyin' things? What're you thinkin'? 880 01:09:35,860 --> 01:09:38,860 Old man, spending big money to gather up a bunch of ugly girls you can't look at… 881 01:09:38,860 --> 01:09:41,860 That's real destruction of the village, right there! 882 01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:43,870 This is the construction of a new village, ppya! 883 01:09:43,870 --> 01:09:45,870 What the heck does that even mean? 884 01:09:45,870 --> 01:09:49,870 We're not going to be half-hearted farmers full-blown backcountry farmers it is! 885 01:09:49,870 --> 01:09:52,880 If cities attack with civilization, we'll counter with primal ways! 886 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,880 If the weapons are different, we can fight on equal ground. 887 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,880 Once we're equals, there won't be no bride shortage! 888 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:02,890 That's a mighty rash conclusion! 889 01:10:02,890 --> 01:10:04,890 Get a grip, you lot! Calm down! 890 01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:06,890 Who put you up to this? 891 01:10:06,890 --> 01:10:10,890 Do you know her? The genius girl writer, Ayakoji Reika? 892 01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:13,900 Aya... Aya... Aya? 893 01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:16,900 Come on, old man, you don't know her? Seriously? 894 01:10:16,900 --> 01:10:18,900 Her words, which capture the hearts of the masses... 895 01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:21,900 They're drivin' us to this fight! 896 01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:25,900 This is the only way to fix the bride shortage! 897 01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:30,910 We did it! We did it! 898 01:10:30,910 --> 01:10:34,920 We did it! The town hall's got no appliances left! 899 01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:37,920 - Everyone's finally woken up! - Alright, next target-ppya! 900 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,930 I was wrong. I admit it, ppya. 901 01:10:45,930 --> 01:10:47,930 You're a bit late. 902 01:10:47,930 --> 01:10:50,930 Not late! I finally realized you're the best... 903 01:10:50,930 --> 01:10:52,940 I get it now. 904 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:55,940 I'm goin' to Tokyo tomorrow. 905 01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:59,940 At the festival, I got totally hooked. 906 01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:02,880 I've decided to become a full-time groupie for Mai Mai Club, ppya. 907 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,880 - That's Kome Kome Club*! - Whatever, same difference. 908 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,885 {\an8}* The band that played at the festival 909 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:09,890 If it gets me outta here... 910 01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:13,890 'Maimai' or 'Komekome' all the same to me. 911 01:11:13,890 --> 01:11:15,890 Take care now. 912 01:11:18,890 --> 01:11:21,900 But you said you hated the city! 913 01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:25,900 Seems it's time for you to join the righteous Village Movement too. 914 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:29,910 Righteous Village? Some new cult? 915 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:32,910 Move! Do you even know who this person is? 916 01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:35,910 The genius girl writer, Miss Ayakoji Reika! 917 01:11:35,910 --> 01:11:40,920 Let's build a Righteous Village without TVs or radios! 918 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,920 Ditch electricity and cars... 919 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:45,920 Make it a primal village! 920 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,930 If cities come with civilization, we attack with primal ways! 921 01:11:50,930 --> 01:11:54,930 Let Yamada pumpkins bloom 60 years from now! 922 01:11:54,930 --> 01:11:57,930 Reika's words opened our eyes. 923 01:11:57,930 --> 01:12:00,940 If the weapons are different, we can fight evenly. And once it's even... 924 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:03,870 There won't be a bride shortage anymore! 925 01:12:03,870 --> 01:12:08,880 What the heck has happened to everyone, ppya… 926 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,880 Don't ya want women? 927 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,880 Build a proper village, and we'll have wine, women, and song! 928 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,890 Fine ladies crave romance. 929 01:12:18,890 --> 01:12:20,890 - Look! - Look! 930 01:12:20,890 --> 01:12:22,890 See? 931 01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:30,890 A giant screen as far as the eye can see, with surround sound system! 932 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:35,910 This village can win. 933 01:12:35,910 --> 01:12:38,910 Toshiba's "Black Stripe"... 934 01:12:38,910 --> 01:12:40,910 Sony's "Profile"... 935 01:12:40,910 --> 01:12:42,910 We'll win for sure. 936 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:50,920 S... so anyway, next is the community hall. 937 01:12:58,930 --> 01:13:00,930 What now? 938 01:13:08,870 --> 01:13:15,880 ♪ Haa~ Bride Tsunami! 939 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,880 - Wh... what's this?! - It's the Righteous Village Movement! 940 01:13:22,890 --> 01:13:24,890 Wait! 941 01:13:25,890 --> 01:13:29,890 'Waku Waku Animal Land' 'Waku Waku Animal Land' 942 01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:40,900 Destroy it... please. 943 01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:43,910 Sea otters! 944 01:13:43,910 --> 01:13:46,910 Pandas! Koalas! Upa-Rupas! 945 01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:49,910 African horned frogs! Frilled lizards! 946 01:14:13,870 --> 01:14:16,870 Koichi-san! 947 01:14:16,870 --> 01:14:18,870 We planted the dynamite! 948 01:14:18,870 --> 01:14:21,880 Take this place out, and we're completely cut off from the city. 949 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,880 Phone lines are cut. Glory's right around the corner! 950 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:27,880 Reika'll be thrilled. 951 01:14:31,890 --> 01:14:34,890 I don't care if you're some genius girl novelist or whatever… 952 01:14:34,890 --> 01:14:36,890 You think it's funny to make farmers into a joke? 953 01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,890 I'm not mocking anyone. 954 01:14:38,890 --> 01:14:42,900 What were you thinking, smashing folks' TVs? 955 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:47,900 What were you thinking... ruining the pumpkin fields, ppya!? 956 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,910 Quit yappin', little girl. 957 01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:52,910 You fool! 958 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:56,910 I'm… not just being selfish. 959 01:14:58,910 --> 01:15:02,850 I love this village. 960 01:15:02,850 --> 01:15:05,850 I want to make it my home. 961 01:15:05,850 --> 01:15:08,850 I want a hometown. 962 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:14,860 Even if you smash the TV, you can't make this a hometown, I tell ya. 963 01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:17,870 I'll make it my hometown. 964 01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:20,870 I'll make Yamada Village my hometown. 965 01:15:20,870 --> 01:15:24,870 I'll do whatever it takes. 966 01:15:24,870 --> 01:15:26,870 Looking at you really pisses me off! 967 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:31,880 Follow me. 968 01:15:37,890 --> 01:15:39,890 Why won't you join the Righteous Village Movement? 969 01:15:39,890 --> 01:15:43,890 You're dead wrong about this, I tell ya. 970 01:15:43,890 --> 01:15:45,890 If you really wanna live in this village... 971 01:15:45,890 --> 01:15:47,900 ...can you handle this stench? 972 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:56,910 It's nose-bending dabocha pickles in fermented kusaya broth-ppya. 973 01:15:56,910 --> 01:15:59,910 If you truly wanna become a native of Yamada Village... 974 01:15:59,910 --> 01:16:02,850 ...then slurp this soup! 975 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:04,850 Get down and dirty with the village! 976 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,890 You... 977 01:16:49,890 --> 01:16:52,900 Reika! You okay? Hey! 978 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,900 I can't... breathe... 979 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:59,900 Damn, you really tried. My bad. 980 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:01,840 That was brutal of me. 981 01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:08,840 This stuff's actually kinda good-ppya. 982 01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,880 - Stop! - Hold up! 983 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,880 - Stop! - Wait! 984 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:51,890 How far are you guys gonna keep being fools-ppya? 985 01:17:51,890 --> 01:17:54,890 If you blow up the tunnel, no supplies will get in. 986 01:17:54,890 --> 01:17:59,900 No curry, no coffee — nothing, da-ppya! 987 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,830 Curry... 988 01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:04,830 Why don't you all wake the hell up-ppya? 989 01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:07,840 That Reika chick, genius or not... 990 01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,840 she's just a total airhead-ppya. 991 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,840 It's about time you realized that-ppya. 992 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:17,850 - Reika ain't no fool! - Yeah, Reika's not... 993 01:18:17,850 --> 01:18:20,850 - Not a fool! - Reika! 994 01:18:20,850 --> 01:18:22,850 But is she really not a fool? 995 01:18:27,860 --> 01:18:33,860 Truth is, three days ago, I tried sneaking into Reika's cave. 996 01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:36,870 And then she... 997 01:18:36,870 --> 01:18:39,870 Alright then, let's have a review quiz! 998 01:18:39,870 --> 01:18:43,870 How many toes does a polar bear have? 999 01:18:43,870 --> 01:18:46,870 She was playing 'Waku Waku Animal Land', I tell ya. 1000 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,880 I tried sneaking into Reika's place last night too, I tell ya. 1001 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:55,880 Then, Reika... 1002 01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:02,890 But then, Reika was like... "Now then! Let's review with a quiz!" 1003 01:19:06,830 --> 01:19:08,830 I'm done with this nonsense-ppya. 1004 01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:13,840 Yesterday, I went down to town and arranged a group meetin'... 1005 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:19,840 ...with the women from Shimobara Battery Factory. 1006 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,840 This time it'll work out. 1007 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:26,840 They were into it too. We're finally getting brides-ppya! 1008 01:19:28,850 --> 01:19:31,850 Right? Huh? 1009 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:38,860 What's goin' on? 1010 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:18,900 Found it! 1011 01:20:43,930 --> 01:20:45,930 Reika! 1012 01:20:49,930 --> 01:20:53,930 What're you doin' out here? 1013 01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:58,940 Why do we gotta clean up... 1014 01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,940 ...after the old man's mess? 1015 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:04,880 You guys started this whole thing, didn't you? What were you thinking? 1016 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:07,880 - Reika-san? - What happened? 1017 01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:12,890 And you, sensei, what are you doing interviewing in the middle of the mountains? 1018 01:21:12,890 --> 01:21:16,890 I bet she was thinking of an idea for a book. 1019 01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:20,900 Writer's life's tough, ain't it? 1020 01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:23,900 Yes... yes it is. 1021 01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:25,900 Deadline's loommin' too. 1022 01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:30,910 Hey, write 'bout us in your next novel. 1023 01:21:30,910 --> 01:21:32,910 'Bout the pure, beautiful countryside... 1024 01:21:32,910 --> 01:21:36,310 And the dumbasses who blew up a tunnel, pya? 1025 01:21:36,410 --> 01:21:37,920 Huh? 1026 01:21:38,910 --> 01:21:41,920 These idiots did it just to impress Reika... 1027 01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,920 ...by blastin' that tunnel. 1028 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,920 Total morons, I tell ya! 1029 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,930 Sure, we're a "Righteous" village now... 1030 01:21:49,930 --> 01:21:52,930 ...but without supplies, we'll starve! 1031 01:21:52,930 --> 01:21:56,930 How's any romance-seekin' gal gonna get here? 1032 01:21:56,930 --> 01:22:00,940 Hmm? For a "Righteous" village? 1033 01:22:00,940 --> 01:22:03,870 Today was a bust. But we'll make it right tomorrow! 1034 01:22:03,870 --> 01:22:05,870 We'll smash Gosaku's karaoke machine. 1035 01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:07,880 Tako's electric wasabi grinder first. 1036 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,880 We've mostly cleared out our relatives' appliances. 1037 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:14,880 Totally. Even my clinic… 1038 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,880 Can't see a damn thing... 1039 01:22:25,890 --> 01:22:28,900 Oops, messed that up. 1040 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:30,900 There are plenty of inconveniences, sure. 1041 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,900 Me too, yesterday, a candle flame caught fire... 1042 01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:37,910 and blew up my workshop, y'know. 1043 01:22:37,910 --> 01:22:40,910 Me too, yesterday... 1044 01:22:40,910 --> 01:22:44,910 But still, the Righteous Village is the best, y'know. 1045 01:22:44,910 --> 01:22:47,920 That's right, that's right! That's how we'll get brides, y'know. Yeah. 1046 01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,920 Every day feels like a field trip and war games... 1047 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,920 It's fun, ain't it? 1048 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:55,920 So fun, y'know. So fun! 1049 01:22:55,920 --> 01:23:00,920 Hey... we're glad we met you... 1050 01:23:03,870 --> 01:23:06,870 Ugh... Reika. 1051 01:23:06,870 --> 01:23:10,870 Ugh, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! 1052 01:23:10,870 --> 01:23:14,880 My heart and body are at war. 1053 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:17,880 My heart longs for the village... 1054 01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:20,880 but my body craves modern appliances... 1055 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,880 I'm sorry! 1056 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,890 I'm sorry. 1057 01:23:24,890 --> 01:23:27,890 Forgive me... Ugh... 1058 01:23:27,890 --> 01:23:31,890 We're happy! We really are! 1059 01:23:31,890 --> 01:23:33,900 We'll be happy forever, y'know. 1060 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:43,900 {\an8}Manga Japanese Folktales (まんが日本昔ばなし) opening theme 1061 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:38,905 ♪ Good boy, sweet child... 1062 01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:44,910 ♪ Unchanged from past to present 1063 01:23:44,910 --> 01:23:53,920 ♪ A mother's loving lullaby 1064 01:23:53,920 --> 01:24:07,860 ♪ A tale from ages past 1065 01:24:12,870 --> 01:24:18,870 ♪ Dreams unravel like petals falling 1066 01:24:18,870 --> 01:24:23,880 ♪ Princess Kaguya blooms like a flower 1067 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:32,890 ♪ Human kindness brings happiness 1068 01:24:32,890 --> 01:24:46,890 ♪ Gently carried by the Jizo statue 1069 01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:51,910 Everyone, please forgive me. 1070 01:24:51,910 --> 01:24:53,910 If we're just talking retro shows... 1071 01:24:53,910 --> 01:24:55,910 This is still the Righteous Village, y'know. 1072 01:24:55,910 --> 01:24:58,910 Watching "Bright Rural Life" on TV that's a Righteous village too! 1073 01:24:58,910 --> 01:25:00,920 Today's Christmas, y'know. 1074 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,850 Celebrating Christmas while watching TV... 1075 01:25:02,850 --> 01:25:05,850 - That's rural cheerfulness too, ‘ppya! - Exactly! 1076 01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:08,860 Yamada Village has always been the Righteous Village. 1077 01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:11,860 It's mostly uncool, but it's the Righteous Village, ppya. 1078 01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:14,860 Righteous Village-ppya! Village-ppya! Village-ppya! 1079 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:16,870 Village-ppya! Village-ppya! Village-ppya! 1080 01:25:16,870 --> 01:25:21,870 Thank you, thank you. 1081 01:25:21,870 --> 01:25:23,870 Thank you. 1082 01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:29,870 Everyone, thank you for everything. 1083 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:36,890 Yamada Village has truly become my home. 1084 01:25:36,890 --> 01:25:40,890 I don't get it, then why are you leaving, ‘ppya? 1085 01:25:40,890 --> 01:25:43,890 If it's about writing a novel, you could just write it here, ‘ppya! 1086 01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:53,890 {\an8}"Red and White Song Battle" NHK annual New Year's Eve Special 1087 01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:46,890 I want to watch "Kōhaku Uta Gassen". 1088 01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:52,900 After watching the "Kōhaku", I always regret it, 1089 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:56,910 but I can't help watching. 1090 01:25:56,910 --> 01:26:00,910 Even knowing I'll regret it, I can't stop watching. 1091 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:06,850 Then, just watch it on my TV. 1092 01:26:06,850 --> 01:26:16,850 {\an8}Yodobashi Camera Song (ﾖﾄﾞﾊﾞｼｶﾒﾗの歌) A commercial sung to the melody of the Battle Hymn of the Republic 1093 01:26:06,850 --> 01:26:11,855 ♪ Green Yamanote Line 1094 01:26:11,850 --> 01:26:15,860 ♪ Chuo Line runs through the center 1095 01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:18,860 ♪ Shinjuku West Exit Station... 1096 01:26:18,860 --> 01:26:21,860 That's not what she meant, ‘ppya! 1097 01:26:24,870 --> 01:26:26,870 I love Yamada Village. 1098 01:26:28,870 --> 01:26:32,870 I love Yamada Village. 1099 01:26:43,890 --> 01:26:45,890 Reika! Reika! 1100 01:26:45,890 --> 01:26:48,890 - Reika! - Reika! 1101 01:26:48,890 --> 01:26:50,890 You gotta write a book about us for sure! 1102 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:57,900 I'll write it! I'll definitely write it! 1103 01:27:33,870 --> 01:27:35,870 You're still here? 1104 01:27:37,870 --> 01:27:39,870 You're still alive? 1105 01:27:39,870 --> 01:27:41,880 I just can't die-ppya. 1106 01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,880 By some dumb girl... 1107 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:46,880 Getting my flower picked would be a damn shame-pii. 1108 01:28:01,830 --> 01:28:06,840 It bloomed! It bloomed! 1109 01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:36,870 Bloomed, it bloomed! 1110 01:28:36,870 --> 01:28:40,870 Bloomed, bloomed, it bloomed! 1111 01:28:43,870 --> 01:28:46,870 Fundara bokkya! 1112 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:55,880 Koichi, a letter for ya. 1113 01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:59,890 Dear all, My days in Yamada Village... 1114 01:28:59,890 --> 01:29:02,820 are filled with so many memories that make me blush to recall. 1115 01:29:02,820 --> 01:29:07,830 Now I spend my days in regret and reflection. 1116 01:29:07,830 --> 01:29:10,830 The book about Yamada Village I promised you all... 1117 01:29:10,830 --> 01:29:13,840 is coming along smoothly now. 1118 01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:18,840 To me, Yamada Village will always be home. 1119 01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:21,840 Even though I left so soon, it's still my hometown. 1120 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:25,850 Because all of you are such wonderful people. 1121 01:29:25,850 --> 01:29:29,850 Next time I visit, maybe you'll have wives... 1122 01:29:29,850 --> 01:29:31,850 or even children? 1123 01:29:31,850 --> 01:29:34,860 Maybe Yamada Pumpkins will sell so well... 1124 01:29:34,860 --> 01:29:36,860 that I can eat 'em in Tokyo too? 1125 01:29:36,860 --> 01:29:39,860 Long live Yamada Village. 1126 01:29:39,860 --> 01:29:42,860 I'll write again soon. 1127 01:29:44,870 --> 01:29:47,870 This tastes great! Ain't stinky at all! 1128 01:29:47,870 --> 01:29:49,870 What're ya eatin' that for? 1129 01:29:49,870 --> 01:29:53,880 If the women come and the flowers are wilted, we're screwed-ppya. 1130 01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:55,880 You really think women will come-ppya? 1131 01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,880 Of course they'll come-ppya. Listen up, 1132 01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,880 Reika's book comes out March 20th. 1133 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:04,890 On March 21st, this village will be overflowing with women, ppya. 1134 01:30:04,890 --> 01:30:06,890 All admiring us. 1135 01:30:06,890 --> 01:30:09,890 I'm the one who asked her to write the book-ppya. 1136 01:30:09,890 --> 01:30:12,890 I'm definitely the main character-ppya. Just as planned-ppya. 1137 01:30:12,890 --> 01:30:16,900 This time... it's gonna be paradise-ppya! 1138 01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:19,900 Paradise! Yeah! 1139 01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:23,910 Um... Sensei? 1140 01:30:23,910 --> 01:30:25,910 I can't do it. 1141 01:30:27,910 --> 01:30:30,910 If I write it down, it'll all become cliché. 1142 01:30:30,910 --> 01:30:33,920 My pen can't capture it properly. 1143 01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:37,920 I feel like writing it would destroy everything. 1144 01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,920 I don't want to ruin it. 1145 01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:45,930 Tha... No, that can't be... 1146 01:30:51,930 --> 01:30:54,940 - What's that? - What is it? 1147 01:30:54,940 --> 01:30:57,940 - What is it? - Hey, what's this thing? 1148 01:30:57,940 --> 01:31:00,940 - What is it? - It's sparkling... shimmering... 1149 01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:02,880 What is this? 1150 01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:12,890 What in the world is this? 1151 01:31:12,890 --> 01:31:15,890 It's Yamada pumpkin pollen. 1152 01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:21,900 - Really? - It's beautiful, ppya. 1153 01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:24,900 Riding the wind, wonder how far it'll travel. 1154 01:31:55,930 --> 01:32:00,940 Hope these pumpkins spread all across Japan, ppya. 1155 01:32:00,940 --> 01:32:03,870 Yeah... 1156 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:20,000 Translated by Everlasting Proofing, italics and extras by Dougal666 86654

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