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This is behind you,
your past.
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This is your hopes.
This is your fears.
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And this is in front of you,
your immediate future.
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-Baby?
-Excuse me?
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God, no! I'm sorry, my feet
are just sore, that 's all.
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I'm not having a baby. I mean, I am
having a baby, but not right now.
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But soon.
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To tell you the truth...
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I'm gonna miss it. I mean, the
pregnancy. It 's so darn convenient!
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Once the baby's born, it 'll be so
much harder to keep track of him.
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Right now, it 's so ideal: He's
easy to carry. No dirty diapers.
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You don't have to worry about him
running out in traffic. You know.
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Another thing:
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Between you and me, my
husband finds me sexy pregnant.
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So, why not just
stay pregnant?
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You know?
I mean, why not, right?
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-I beg your pardon?
-No English.
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Sorry.
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-Hey, sweetie.
-Hi, honey.
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-How is the glowing mother to be?
-Glowing.
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I need change for a ten!
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-Come on, please! Please, Milo!
-One at a time, one at a time.
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-Please, Milo!
-Excuse me.
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-Excuse me? Is there a Milo here?
-Sorry. He's busy.
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Okay, Curtis, let 's see. You
want to know about your mother.
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Oh, yeah, I see her alright.
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And she's...
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kind of a big woman.
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But she's also warm and caring.
And a fabulous cook.
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She's gonna love you, Curtis.
All of you.
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And trust me, there's gonna
to be a lot of you to love.
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Okay, next.
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Milo! Mr. Gordon requests
your presence now!
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Don't whine, Ralphy,
I'm coming.
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-You are in charge.
-Yes, Mr. Ralph.
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But what if they
don't want to go in?
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You didn't listen to anything
I just said, did you?
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Hey? Hey? ls that you? How are
you doing? How are you doing?
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Comfy?
Nice and warm, huh?
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We have a big surprise
for you, my friend.
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You're gonna go on a
little trip pretty soon.
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You don't have to be scared.
I'll be here when you arrive.
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Sorry.
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Come on, Ralphy, old buddy! Spill
the beans. What 's this all about?
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Do I detect a hint of nervousness
in the ever so confident Milo?
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Come in.
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Hey, Mr. Gordon!
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What 'll it be? Three-card Monte?
Blackjack? Two-handed Bridge?
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-It 's your call.
-Close the door and sit down, Milo.
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Here at the Life
Training Center...
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we take our first few steps on
the journey to self discovery.
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You have made some
imaginative and unique choices.
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I will continue to follow your
progress with great curiosity.
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But for now, we have all
decided that you are...
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''Ready To Go''.
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-Kevin!
-Hey, boss.
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What?
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What?
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What?
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-Did you call the doctor?
-I just... I just called...
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-Did you call the office?
...called the office.
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-Max, what are you doing?
-I'm documenting the event.
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I'm sorry, but I really don't
think I'm in charge here!
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Okay. I got them.
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What is he doing?
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We're not taking that.
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You...
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you... on the count of two.
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One... two. That 's it!
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Perfect.
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Take it easy, just...
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It 's starting.
It 's too soon.
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That 's it!
Here we go!
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-Bye, Milo!
-Bye, Milo!
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-Have a good time!
-Congratulations, Milo!
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-Good luck, Milo.
-Congratulations, Milo!
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-Have a good time!
-See you, Milo!
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No, no, Dad, no! I don't want
to go! I don't want to go!
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Milo?
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Come here.
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-Do you think it could be a mistake?
-A mistake? No.
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Are you okay, Milo?
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No, honey. Maybe... I think
it 's some kind of mistake.
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No, baby, no mistake. You worked
extremely hard on this, remember?
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-You're a little scared, that 's all.
-I'm not scared.
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Alright, you're not scared.
''Scared'' is the wrong word.
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Hi, everybody.
How are we doing?
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Fine.
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Forgive my gum, I just quit
smoking this week. It 's been...
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...5 days, 3 hours and 27 minutes.
-Good job.
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Thank you. I understand
that you're experiencing...
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a few contractions?
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I'll take that as a''yes''.
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-How long and how far apart?
-Two hours tops. Every two minutes.
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Impatient little rascal. Okay, let
me get in there and take a look.
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Thank you. Okay.
Now I need you to...
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relax and breathe.
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Listen, do you want
to trade seats?
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But then I'll go to
the wrong parents.
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What 's the difference? You
know. They're all the same.
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Tall, and they smell funny.
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-You don't have to be afraid.
-Don't worry, it 's gonna be fun.
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Yeah, Milo.
I'm gonna play the clarinet.
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-I wanna turn sweet sixteen.
-I wanna get into Hotel Management.
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Go, Milo.
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-Come on, Milo.
-Go on. You gotta go, Milo!
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-Go ahead.
-Go ahead, Milo.
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What are you doing?
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Milo!
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Milo? Milo!
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Dr. Price, Human
Resources, please.
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-What?
-That 's odd.
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-What 's odd? What?
-What is it?
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Looks like a false alarm.
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-What does that mean?
-''False alarm''?
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I mean you won't have this baby
today. Braxton-Hicks strikes again.
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-Who?
-What?
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Nothing to concern. Braxton-Hicks
means real pain, false labor.
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No, doctor. This was real pain,
real labor. I mean...
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I felt something coming.
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And then it just...
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nothing, it stopped.
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Alright. Okay.
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Tell you what.
It 's a little unusual...
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for someone who's progressed
in labor as you to suddenly stop.
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I'm sure it 's fine. If you want,
I'll keep you here overnight.
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-Thanks.
-Alright. I'll check back in later.
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No, the Big Door is closing!
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It will continue to close until we
propel that trouble-maker through!
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No, Mr. Ralph, the child has
to go on his own volition.
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But Mr. Percival, maybe we can
send the next child in his place.
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We cannot do that. That is not the
next child's hand, not their life.
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-Milo has to go.
-This is what I'm telling you...
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we need to take control
of the situation! I don't know...
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Milo has been a problem
for the longest time.
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Mr. Owen?
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A word from Mr. Owen!
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Do you have something to say?
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I remember back in 1055,
there was a similar case.
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New soul, wouldn't go.
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He was afraid of his destiny.
A deep fear of life...
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that stemmed from the
troubled heart of his mother.
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-What happened?
-The idea was this:
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Send the boy down to
take a little look-see.
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A ''look-see''?
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We send him with a guardian, one of
the old souls who had been there.
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Knew the ropes.
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Yes, Sir.
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You do? Who?
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Elmore H. Dahl.
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Where are you going?
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-I need chocolate.
-You don't need chocolate.
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-I do now.
-Whoa, I'll get it, I'll get it.
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You get some rest. You're
having a baby, for God's sake.
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-But I'm not. I mean, I am.
-Really?
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-That 's it.
-I hate Dr. Baumgartner.
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He is questionable.
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-What 's that, a contraction?
-No, they stopped, Kevin.
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-Don't you think that 's strange?
-Honey, the baby's fine.
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No, maybe there's something
not right with this whole thing.
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-Like maybe this was a sign.
-You sound like your mother now.
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Maybe this was all
some big mistake.
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-How can you say that?
-My family wasn't your family.
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-So?
-My father wasn't around and...
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-So?
-So?
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So? Well, maybe...
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What if I'm not
a good mother?
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How can you make that leap?
Trust me, you'll be a great mother.
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You of all people, okay.
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I'll get you some chocolate, what
do you want? Raw? Chunk like?
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I don't know. Three Musketeers,
Clark Bar, Snickers.
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Snickers.
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-Mr. Ralph?
-Yes, Mr. Percival?
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The soul.
Is he coming from... down?
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No, no, of course not.
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If you had stayed awake during your
studies, you would have learned...
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that had been decided milleniums
ago that they needed a place...
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for souls who didn't deserve to
go down below, nor up above.
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They're somewhere in between.
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-Mr. Ralph?
-Yes, Mr. Percival?
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What type of soul ends up
in between?
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-Well, you see...
-I'm not sure if I'm going up.
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Keep smiling.
How you doing?
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Elmore H. Dahl,
at your service.
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Howdy.
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We appreciate your willingness to
volunteer for this journey, Elmore.
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-The question is...
-Simple. Kid's afraid to be born.
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Abracadabra, we're in Manhattan.
I show him a good time.
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Boom. Zip.
Deliver the goods.
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Well, yes, precisely.
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I presume there is
nothing left to say.
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Time is of the essence. At the
rate that Big Door is closing...
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we'll only have a day
to complete this mission.
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-In fact, we'll only have until...
-Midnight. Easter Standard Time.
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Unless there are any
further questions...
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One thing.
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I see how the kid will be helped,
and you would sleep easier...
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but besides the honor of serving,
which I truly treasure...
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what do I get out of this?
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What are you driving at?
What do you want?
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Life!
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Don't get me wrong,
where I'm at ain't so bad.
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It 's fine down there. I got a nice
place. It 's small, but comfortable.
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You know,
it 's safe, it 's quiet...
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but it 's boring!
That 's what it is, it 's boring!
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Let 's face it, there's no
action, there's no nothing!
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Anyway, you know, no complaints.
You reap what you sow and all that.
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Now here's the deal:
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I give the kid a good time,
show him the sights.
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Then I send him back.
Me, I stay there.
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This old ticker keeps going.
Me, flesh and blood.
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''Elmore H. Dahl:
The Sequel''!
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I still have some
mileage in this heap!
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I wasn't even collecting Social
Security when I bit the dust.
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I'd had a good twenty years if I
kept away from fried foods. So...
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what do you say?
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00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:54,238
This is absolutely ridiculous!
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The man is dead, he can't
just go gallivanting around!
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-I'll be cool.
-I'm sorry, Elmore.
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It 's simply out of the question.
We'll have to deny that request.
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Well then...
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00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,992
I guess we...
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we have a little
problem here.
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Elmore...
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are you saying you won't go if we
don't accede to your proposition?
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I wouldn't put it
in that way, but...
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This is blackmail. Don't you see?
It 's unconscionable!
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We have no other choice,
but get another soul.
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00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:39,294
We don't have time,
it 's our responsibility.
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00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:43,795
No, we have to! Don't you
see what this man want?
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-It 's absurd!
-One moment.
236
00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:51,003
Even if we did agree
to this arrangement...
237
00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:56,167
I'm afraid no one here has the authority
to grant you that kind of request.
238
00:19:56,479 --> 00:20:00,279
I'm sure you can find someone
who has the authority.
239
00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:14,029
Yes, Sir.
240
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:19,532
Yes, he's here. Well, we're
having a little difficulty...
241
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,272
Yes. I will.
242
00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,608
Alright, Elmore.
243
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,311
Accompany Milo
on this venture...
244
00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:36,713
be back no later than midnight
and we'll grant you your request.
245
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:44,924
If you convince the boy
to say five little words:
246
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:51,094
''I want to be born.''
247
00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:54,162
Deal.
248
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:58,935
-So you don't need me right now?
-No, there's no need to rush out.
249
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:03,271
Kevin's been wonderful.
He's barely left my side.
250
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:06,039
Kevin's one of a kind.
251
00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:10,241
Not like that good for nothing
father of yours. Rest his soul.
252
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:14,886
Did you know that he was at the
track on the day you were born?
253
00:21:19,295 --> 00:21:23,595
-Are you there, honey?
-Yeah, I'm here.
254
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,727
Liz, what's up?
255
00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:32,569
I thought I saw him today.
256
00:21:32,775 --> 00:21:35,107
Who? Your father?
257
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:38,346
That must've been spooky.
258
00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:44,915
-Remember that ratty fedora he had?
-Oh,God, yes!
259
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:51,423
I saw some guy in the street wearing
one, same color, exact everything.
260
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,053
Well, you know, from behind.
261
00:21:55,264 --> 00:22:00,668
Now be careful. Don't bring all
that back into your life. Not now.
262
00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:07,108
I know. It 's just a weird thing.
It 's no big deal.
263
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,478
It 's no big deal.
264
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,981
Milo?
265
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:19,877
Milo, I'd like you to meet someone.
This is Elmore Dahl.
266
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,557
Milo! How you doing, big guy?
Give me five!
267
00:22:27,863 --> 00:22:31,765
Milo, Elmore has been chosen
to take you on a little excursion.
268
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:34,697
I told you, I'm not going!
269
00:22:34,903 --> 00:22:38,100
-Let me discuss this with the boy.
-Excuse me.
270
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,905
Give me a minute
with the kid.
271
00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:46,442
It 's not going to work.
Mark my words.
272
00:22:55,024 --> 00:22:56,719
Can I?
273
00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:08,793
You play five-card draw?
274
00:23:09,004 --> 00:23:12,462
-One hand. Winner takes all.
-All of what?
275
00:23:12,675 --> 00:23:16,270
You win, I take these clowns
off your back. I win...
276
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,709
we take a trip to the
greatest city in the world.
277
00:23:22,184 --> 00:23:23,947
Afraid?
278
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:25,744
Deal.
279
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,439
Ground floor.
Watch your step, please.
280
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:53,343
Counseling, transitions,
welcoming committee, lounge.
281
00:23:59,254 --> 00:24:02,655
-How may I help you?
-We're going out.
282
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,723
Out?
283
00:24:06,628 --> 00:24:10,029
Please, take a seat.
We'll be with you in a moment.
284
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,159
You do not go out that door.
You come in that door.
285
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:18,601
I know, but I'm what
you'd call a''special case''.
286
00:24:18,807 --> 00:24:21,241
I'd check with one of the head
honchos upstairs if I was you.
287
00:24:21,443 --> 00:24:23,843
We wouldn't want
to get you in trouble.
288
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:33,913
Orientation for new arrivals
will begin in 5 minutes...
289
00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:36,057
in the lobby.
290
00:24:46,635 --> 00:24:48,330
Mr. Dahl.
291
00:24:49,271 --> 00:24:51,671
I do hope you understand
it 's a one-time proposition.
292
00:24:51,874 --> 00:24:57,506
You can't come and go as you please,
back and forth, in and out, willy-nilly.
293
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:03,409
Don't worry, pal. If this goes well, you
won't see me for another 20 years.
294
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:09,952
Toodle-loo, all!
Come, Milo.
295
00:25:12,795 --> 00:25:16,526
Please take a seat.
We'll be with you in a moment.
296
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,432
I'm home!
I'm home!
297
00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:38,987
They thought if they dealt me a bad
hand, I'd fold. Not Elmore Dahl!
298
00:25:39,188 --> 00:25:43,147
I had no cards, and I still
hoaxed the whole damned lot!
299
00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:48,326
You should have seen me, kid!
It was the bluff of the century!
300
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,329
What 's wrong?
Are you feeling the weight?
301
00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:27,197
That 's called gravity.
You're flesh and blood now.
302
00:26:27,402 --> 00:26:29,802
Don't worry,
you'll get used to it.
303
00:26:30,239 --> 00:26:34,039
In a couple of hours, you'll be
begging to be born! Come on!
304
00:26:34,243 --> 00:26:35,835
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
305
00:26:36,144 --> 00:26:39,636
The weather service assures us it
should be clear by late afternoon.
306
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,248
Currently, the weather's
fifty-six here in New York City.
307
00:26:42,451 --> 00:26:46,080
And our top story: Are you having
a problem with your pregnancy?
308
00:26:46,288 --> 00:26:49,621
Has the baby not arrived?
Well, you're not the only one.
309
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,851
Joel Moran has the word down
at Country General. Joel?
310
00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:56,963
ln a bizarre coincidence that left
hospitals across the state quiet...
311
00:26:57,299 --> 00:27:00,291
not one baby has been born
since yesterday afternoon.
312
00:27:02,004 --> 00:27:03,699
Kevin!
313
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:07,370
-I'll get the doctor?
-No, look.
314
00:27:07,643 --> 00:27:09,907
l talked to the head of Obstetrics
at Manhattan General today.
315
00:27:10,112 --> 00:27:14,845
-Has this ever happened before?
-This has never happened before.
316
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,644
This is a remarkable phenomenon
we're witnessing and...
317
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:21,812
Did you hear that? No babies were
born yesterday! What 's happening?
318
00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:25,619
I don't now, just some kind of...
319
00:27:26,194 --> 00:27:28,128
bizarre coincidence?
320
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:33,758
-Do you believe that?
-Honey, what else could it be?
321
00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:37,298
-Right, what else could it be?
-What else could it be?
322
00:27:37,506 --> 00:27:40,475
-What else?
-A thing...
323
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:46,476
Let me tell you the first
lesson about life, kid:
324
00:27:46,715 --> 00:27:50,310
You wanna feel good,
you gotta look good.
325
00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:54,587
Boy!
Am I looking good?
326
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:58,150
Hey, come out here.
What 's the matter?
327
00:28:01,229 --> 00:28:03,197
Look at the kid!
328
00:28:03,732 --> 00:28:07,065
Very hip.
Very now. Very...
329
00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:12,605
You know why they probably
choose me? Because I love life!
330
00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:16,676
I love everything about it. I love
the crowds, the smells. I love...
331
00:28:16,878 --> 00:28:19,278
And I love you.
I love you! I love you!
332
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:24,719
A bite of the Big Apple, and you'll
be sailing down the birth canal.
333
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,219
So what do you wanna do first?
What 's wrong?
334
00:28:28,490 --> 00:28:33,393
You feeling hungry? Hungry?
You're alive now, kiddo.
335
00:28:33,595 --> 00:28:36,758
You got the whole five senses,
the whole package.
336
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:41,527
Get ready, Milo, you'll experience
one of the great pleasures of life.
337
00:28:41,737 --> 00:28:43,295
Come on! Come on!
338
00:28:44,573 --> 00:28:49,272
Allow me to introduce you
to the pastrami sandwich.
339
00:28:50,679 --> 00:28:52,670
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
340
00:28:52,881 --> 00:28:56,578
Go! Go!
Dig in! Dig in!
341
00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:07,117
There's nothing like being hungry
and eating your favorite food.
342
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,194
Go ahead! You'll love it!
343
00:29:09,398 --> 00:29:12,925
There's no way anyone could teach
you about the pleasure of eating.
344
00:29:13,135 --> 00:29:16,536
You gotta do it yourself.
Take a bite.
345
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,497
The kid's a natural!
346
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:22,643
He's going for the sneak attack.
What technique! What do you say?
347
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,371
You love it, right?
348
00:29:33,822 --> 00:29:37,883
You probably have something
like a baby's constitution.
349
00:29:38,093 --> 00:29:41,756
This should be okay.
Now try this. Come on, take it!
350
00:29:42,097 --> 00:29:45,123
You can trust me on this.
You'll love it.
351
00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:51,604
Just give it a little lick.
Come on, it 's delicious. Come on!
352
00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:53,871
That 's real good.
353
00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:00,442
Yeah. Good, huh?
354
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:04,949
They got 30 flavors. You can have
it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
355
00:30:07,289 --> 00:30:10,986
That 's it. That 's the ticket.
Yeah, he likes it!
356
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:16,254
...raging out of control, causing
residents to flee fortheir lives.
357
00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:21,295
A 6.9 earth quake rivals the
Northridge, California earth quake...
358
00:30:21,503 --> 00:30:25,132
...flash flooding left several
people stranded in their cars...
359
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:28,969
Hurricane Jennifer struck the
Florida coast late this afternoon...
360
00:30:29,177 --> 00:30:32,078
-Yeah, Liz, sorry.
-It sounds busy there.
361
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:39,014
So I'm hanging out, bored, waiting
for the doctor to give the okay.
362
00:30:39,221 --> 00:30:42,122
I'll be out of here in a couple of
hours. I'll swing by on my way home.
363
00:30:42,324 --> 00:30:44,554
I need to print out another
copy of the Rothman file.
364
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,922
-You don't have to come in.
-Well, what do you mean?
365
00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:52,464
-Well, you're in no condition...
-I'm fine! Nothing happened.
366
00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:55,397
Listen, l gave
the job to Sheffer.
367
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:58,732
-When did you decide this?
-A couple of hours ago.
368
00:30:59,808 --> 00:31:04,108
I can't believe it. I mean,
I'm gone not even a day!
369
00:31:04,312 --> 00:31:08,442
My body's not even cold, and the
vultures are already at my bones!
370
00:31:09,217 --> 00:31:10,582
And you're letting
them do it.
371
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:13,413
-Just calm down, Liz.
-''Calm down''?
372
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:16,022
-What was l supposed to do?
-Screw you, Darlene!
373
00:31:16,892 --> 00:31:21,056
I'm glad I found out today
instead of four months from now.
374
00:31:21,263 --> 00:31:24,699
I can't believe you! They got
a word for people like you.
375
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,960
-Don't say it!
-Two-faced, back-stabbing...
376
00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:32,129
...lie-about-your-age bitch!
-Fine!
377
00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:41,048
Nature.
The real deal!
378
00:31:41,249 --> 00:31:45,049
Look around you. You got
ducks, squirrels, trees, people...
379
00:31:45,253 --> 00:31:48,222
roller disco, natural stuff!
380
00:31:51,293 --> 00:31:54,285
It 's gonna be your very
own private playpen.
381
00:31:55,197 --> 00:31:58,132
See that funny little
bald guy in the stroller?
382
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,528
This time next week,
that could be you!
383
00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:05,297
Kicking back while old lady pushes
you, caters to your every need.
384
00:32:05,574 --> 00:32:08,566
A few years later, you're
taking your dog for a run...
385
00:32:08,777 --> 00:32:12,144
breathing in that good,
clean, New York air!
386
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,644
So let 's recap:
387
00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:17,750
You got your personal playground,
cotton candy, ice cream...
388
00:32:17,953 --> 00:32:19,978
candy apple, popcorn...
389
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:24,386
all the things you need to be a
happy, regular normal kid, right?
390
00:32:24,593 --> 00:32:26,891
What 's wrong?
What?
391
00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:32,994
Elmore?
I can't believe this is normal!
392
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:36,796
It 's normal. Normal, regular bodily
function. Don't worry about it.
393
00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:40,099
It 's not worth eating if you're
gotta go through this every time.
394
00:32:40,308 --> 00:32:42,139
Tina?
395
00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:45,541
Baby! It 's Elmore, Elmore Dahl.
I'm back in town!
396
00:32:45,747 --> 00:32:49,205
Elmore?
I'm married now.
397
00:32:49,484 --> 00:32:51,816
-When did you do that?
-A while back.
398
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:55,615
-Yeah, it has been a few years.
-Right. l have five kids now.
399
00:32:55,824 --> 00:32:57,883
-How many kids?
-Five.
400
00:32:58,093 --> 00:33:00,960
Tina, you're breaking... up!
401
00:33:01,162 --> 00:33:04,962
Call... back... toodle...
402
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,759
Five kids!
403
00:33:07,969 --> 00:33:09,630
It 's coming out
the other end now!
404
00:33:09,838 --> 00:33:14,298
Don't worry. I tell you it 's
normal. Okay, moving on.
405
00:33:19,514 --> 00:33:22,608
-Tina?
-This is Madelyn.
406
00:33:22,984 --> 00:33:27,785
Hi, doll. Boy, great connection.
How's it hanging up there?
407
00:33:27,989 --> 00:33:32,449
Never mind that!
What are you doing down there?
408
00:33:32,661 --> 00:33:35,994
You should be supervising the boy,
not looking up retired strippers!
409
00:33:36,197 --> 00:33:39,860
Tina's not a stripper. It 's an
off-Broadway show, very artistic!
410
00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:42,798
-If I can offer a suggestion...
-You what?
411
00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:46,269
Don't forget to bring Milo to
places that inspire the soul.
412
00:33:46,474 --> 00:33:48,874
-What?
-The soul, Elmore.
413
00:33:49,077 --> 00:33:51,477
You know life is not just a
collection of carnal pleasures.
414
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,116
-Wait a second. Yeah?
-It feels like it 's over. Now what?
415
00:33:55,317 --> 00:34:00,345
There's the roll of paper
to the side maybe there?
416
00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:03,989
Yeah, well, you know. You get a
few sheets of that and... you know.
417
00:34:04,359 --> 00:34:07,920
I don't know. I've never
been born, remember?
418
00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:10,390
You'll have to show me.
419
00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,768
The kid will be right back.
420
00:34:20,942 --> 00:34:22,569
Hidy-ho, folks.
421
00:34:23,244 --> 00:34:27,112
Got some good news. I'm sending
you home on one condition:
422
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:30,007
No sky diving.
423
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:37,952
This place is packed with culture,
all the art you'd ever want to see.
424
00:34:38,393 --> 00:34:42,420
You got the modern art, you
got the old art. Classy things.
425
00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:46,793
I think you're more the sensitive,
artistic type. No problem.
426
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,595
I'm one hell of a
sensitive guy myself.
427
00:34:49,804 --> 00:34:54,537
Many a time I walked by and thought:
''You should really go in some day!''
428
00:34:55,777 --> 00:34:59,804
This one reminds me of...
what was her name?
429
00:35:02,717 --> 00:35:07,017
So go, stroll around,
breathe in the culture.
430
00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:10,049
I'll be right back.
431
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,688
Now, if I can have
your attention.
432
00:35:15,497 --> 00:35:19,866
This is one of the most important
depictions of the fate of humanity.
433
00:35:20,068 --> 00:35:22,628
This was his view of his
life and his time.
434
00:35:22,937 --> 00:35:27,772
What the artist saw and what he
felt. This was his view of reality.
435
00:35:27,976 --> 00:35:32,208
And to many in our own era,
I'm afraid, their reality too.
436
00:35:32,414 --> 00:35:34,746
Now let 's take a look
at the next painting.
437
00:35:36,684 --> 00:35:40,484
Over here, we see a similar
theme from a different era.
438
00:35:56,171 --> 00:35:59,402
Is this Joyce Hart,
the dancer?
439
00:35:59,607 --> 00:36:01,302
Rockettes?
440
00:36:01,509 --> 00:36:03,238
Long legs?
441
00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:07,539
Hey, kid!
Where are you going?
442
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,953
-What 's wrong?
-Nothing!
443
00:36:15,156 --> 00:36:17,681
You wanna go to
the bathroom again?
444
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,722
I don't like it here,
I want to go back.
445
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,797
Back? What are you talking about?
We still got the rest of the day.
446
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,092
Listen, listen, wait a minute.
Milo, wait a minute.
447
00:36:31,372 --> 00:36:34,705
This was a bad place to come.
I got some bad advice.
448
00:36:34,909 --> 00:36:38,106
This is for older people,
stuffy people.
449
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,311
Come on.
450
00:36:41,049 --> 00:36:44,450
Why the sad face?
We're on a holiday here.
451
00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:47,644
You can't pull a sad
face on a holiday.
452
00:36:47,856 --> 00:36:50,381
Let me show you something.
Watch this.
453
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,650
This is tricky.
Now watch.
454
00:36:52,861 --> 00:36:57,764
I'm gonna try and pull the top of
my thumb off with this finger.
455
00:36:57,999 --> 00:37:01,059
Now just watch.
See that?
456
00:37:11,212 --> 00:37:14,409
I can't get it back on!
I can't get it back on!
457
00:37:14,616 --> 00:37:19,019
Blow! Blow on my hand, come on!
Help me out here! Come on!
458
00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:25,187
Thanks.
I think I'm alright.
459
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,027
That 's it! We did it.
It 's back!
460
00:37:30,932 --> 00:37:33,264
There's a smile, see?
461
00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:35,766
Now, what do you
want to do next?
462
00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:40,270
There must be something. Something
you read about at the Center?
463
00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:45,010
Something you always
wanted to see?
464
00:37:45,213 --> 00:37:47,010
Snow.
465
00:37:47,782 --> 00:37:50,376
I wanna see snow!
466
00:37:50,752 --> 00:37:54,051
It 's a little early in
the season for snow.
467
00:37:55,323 --> 00:38:00,625
You don't want to see snow, trust
me. It 's wet, cold, a big mess!
468
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,923
Right. I got something
better than snow.
469
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:09,932
I'm going to take you to a place
I know you'll go for. Kids love it!
470
00:38:21,683 --> 00:38:24,174
Oh, my God!
471
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,828
How could this happen?
472
00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:37,759
No baby, no job.
Everything we own, ruined.
473
00:38:37,966 --> 00:38:39,524
Everything we own
is not ruined.
474
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:44,103
Look. For example, here's a
perfectly dry pair of infant socks.
475
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:51,374
Listen, I got a
brilliant idea.
476
00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:55,638
I gotta go feed Pete's cat, that
horrible, screaming, wretched.
477
00:38:55,850 --> 00:39:00,082
Why don't we go over there, fire up
that huge entertainment center...
478
00:39:00,288 --> 00:39:03,519
and order some international food,
and sit there and forget about this?
479
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,192
-I wanna finish this.
-Give me that.
480
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,927
Come on, I got a surprise for you.
Come on, come sit down.
481
00:39:10,131 --> 00:39:14,090
I was gonna wait, but this
seems like an appropriate time.
482
00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:18,136
Sit, sit.
Settle, settle.
483
00:39:18,339 --> 00:39:20,398
-Good.
-What is it?
484
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:25,045
Remember that house we looked at
in Perskill, the one by the river?
485
00:39:25,246 --> 00:39:28,704
-The one for sale?
-Not for very much longer.
486
00:39:30,485 --> 00:39:32,646
-Why not?
-I made an offer on it last week.
487
00:39:32,987 --> 00:39:35,683
And if the credit Gods
smile upon us, soon...
488
00:39:35,890 --> 00:39:39,223
we'll be standing on our front
hearth saying, ''Home, sweet home''.
489
00:39:39,427 --> 00:39:41,019
Say it with me:
''Home, sweet home''.
490
00:39:41,229 --> 00:39:44,027
Look, here we are.
Here's Elizabeth and Kevin!
491
00:39:44,232 --> 00:39:46,564
What a beautiful house.
Bring the baby!
492
00:39:46,768 --> 00:39:49,430
-Oh, it 's beautiful, it 's beautiful!
-You scare me, Kevin.
493
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:55,136
It seems so easy for you. Like it 's
some kind of dream or something.
494
00:39:55,343 --> 00:39:58,141
-Things aren't really real here.
-What does that mean, ''real''?
495
00:39:58,346 --> 00:40:01,804
Well, like we're about to
become parents, Kevin.
496
00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:05,848
-Are you ready for that?
-I was born ready.
497
00:40:06,521 --> 00:40:11,288
-Well, today you buy a house!
-I just made an offer on it.
498
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,983
We have seven days to take it back.
It 's a surprise!
499
00:40:14,195 --> 00:40:18,632
Fine, fine, so today you
want to buy a house...
500
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,427
and tomorrow, what?
Are you even gonna be around?
501
00:40:26,274 --> 00:40:28,640
-I'm not your father, Elizabeth.
-I never said that you were.
502
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:32,040
Yes, you did.
You do. All the time.
503
00:40:34,549 --> 00:40:39,577
Look, I am sorry he
walked out on you.
504
00:40:39,787 --> 00:40:43,985
But that doesn't make me a bad
father and our future doomed.
505
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:46,217
Honey, you've got
to loosen up a little!
506
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:49,386
That 's not us. Why do
you have to live there?
507
00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:53,556
Why can't you enjoy life, what
this is. What are you so afraid of?
508
00:40:55,336 --> 00:40:59,067
Pollution, poverty, war,
famine, pestilence!
509
00:40:59,273 --> 00:41:02,174
You name it! Face it, Kevin,
the world is totally screwed up.
510
00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:05,209
-You have to be afraid all the time?
-Don't patronize me.
511
00:41:05,413 --> 00:41:07,904
Then don't be so ridiculous!
It 's not a perfect world.
512
00:41:08,116 --> 00:41:10,812
We know that. It depends
on how you look at it.
513
00:41:11,018 --> 00:41:13,350
-To me, it seems pretty great!
-Well, you're blind!
514
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,954
It 's better than being paranoid
and completely neurotic.
515
00:41:16,157 --> 00:41:19,422
-At least I act my age.
-How old is that? Dead and buried?
516
00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:37,275
-Yolanda?
-No, there's no Yolanda here.
517
00:41:37,478 --> 00:41:40,208
-You have the wrong number.
-I'm gonna take a ride.
518
00:41:41,315 --> 00:41:44,284
Feed the cat, whatever.
519
00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:09,874
-Beautiful, isn't she?
-She sure is big.
520
00:42:10,178 --> 00:42:14,672
I knew you'd like it. All kids like
big things. It must be some rule.
521
00:42:15,183 --> 00:42:16,980
What 's she holding?
522
00:42:17,185 --> 00:42:21,588
That 's a torch to light the way in
for the ships going into the harbor.
523
00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:25,685
Read that.
524
00:42:26,194 --> 00:42:29,095
''Give me your tired,
your poor...
525
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:32,494
your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free.''
526
00:42:33,568 --> 00:42:38,631
Nice, huh? I've been
here a dozen times.
527
00:42:38,873 --> 00:42:43,742
Even so, it still makes me slightly
misty when I read those words.
528
00:42:45,413 --> 00:42:47,643
I bet they didn't teach you...
529
00:42:47,849 --> 00:42:50,477
all the ideas the human race
has come up with over the years.
530
00:42:50,685 --> 00:42:54,985
Grand ideas like... freedom
and the Bill of Rights.
531
00:42:55,189 --> 00:42:59,683
The human race is a very fine race.
Be proud to be part of it. Come on.
532
00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:02,985
Who are the poor people?
533
00:43:03,297 --> 00:43:05,527
The poor people,
who are they?
534
00:43:05,733 --> 00:43:09,829
The poor people? You see, this
here is for people from overseas.
535
00:43:10,037 --> 00:43:12,369
But you're going to be born here.
You got it made.
536
00:43:12,573 --> 00:43:14,632
This is for foreigners,
who come for work.
537
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:18,573
But anybody tries to get your job,
Uncle Sam gives them the heave-ho.
538
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:23,713
That 's how it 's done.
Kind of uplifting, ain't it?
539
00:43:24,785 --> 00:43:26,844
-Where are you going?
-Up.
540
00:43:27,088 --> 00:43:29,283
Up? Up?
541
00:45:16,998 --> 00:45:18,932
I'll take it.
542
00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:21,697
Okay, ''Cheese''.
543
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,468
I liked that.
544
00:45:28,676 --> 00:45:32,908
Sure you liked that. What 's not
to like, climbing 735 steps?
545
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:37,207
What is it with kids and climbing?
My kid was the same! Up and down.
546
00:45:37,418 --> 00:45:40,512
There's a tree, up the tree.
There's a statue, up the statue.
547
00:45:40,888 --> 00:45:44,517
-You had a kid?
-Wife, kid, the whole deal.
548
00:45:44,759 --> 00:45:46,784
Do you miss them?
549
00:45:47,628 --> 00:45:50,028
-Sure.
-Where is your kid now?
550
00:45:50,731 --> 00:45:52,756
I don't know.
Around, I guess.
551
00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:58,261
I've been out of commission for
a while. You know what I mean?
552
00:46:04,111 --> 00:46:06,375
How'd you die?
553
00:46:12,586 --> 00:46:15,180
Why are you asking
all these questions?
554
00:46:15,389 --> 00:46:18,222
Keep it light. We're supposed
to be having fun here.
555
00:46:21,462 --> 00:46:23,828
Did it hurt?
556
00:46:24,065 --> 00:46:28,001
One day you're alive, the next day
you're dead. That 's what happens.
557
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,466
If you're careful, it won't happen
to you for a long, long time.
558
00:46:30,671 --> 00:46:34,732
Just don't be like me and put money
you don't have in a long shot.
559
00:46:34,942 --> 00:46:36,910
You might find yourself
being part of the bridge.
560
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,605
It 's getting late.
So, what do you say?
561
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:45,545
You liked the park, you liked the
ice cream, the candy, the statue.
562
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,651
Life is a blast. Besides, if you
don't get back soon...
563
00:46:49,857 --> 00:46:53,816
they'll put Ralphy on Prozac.
So what do you think?
564
00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:56,523
You wanna be born, right?
565
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,925
Go on, say it:
''I wanna be born!''
566
00:47:02,603 --> 00:47:04,662
I'm not sure.
567
00:47:16,016 --> 00:47:18,849
Something is wrong,
l can tell by your voice.
568
00:47:19,186 --> 00:47:22,417
Nope, everything is fine, Mom.
I'm just dandy.
569
00:47:22,623 --> 00:47:26,582
It doesn't sound that way to me.
Let me speak to Kevin.
570
00:47:27,628 --> 00:47:30,358
He went out
for a little while.
571
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:33,431
Well, what did the doctor say?
572
00:47:35,836 --> 00:47:40,637
-Nothing. He said: ''Go home''.
-Really? Well, that's great.
573
00:47:40,841 --> 00:47:43,036
Mom?
574
00:47:43,244 --> 00:47:46,179
Remember when we used
to go to Atlantic City?
575
00:47:46,413 --> 00:47:49,041
What was the name of that
hotel? The lucky one?
576
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:52,549
-The Tropicana.
-Right, the Tropicana.
577
00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:57,319
Your father's idea
of a family vacation.
578
00:47:57,558 --> 00:48:01,460
Me in the spa, you on his
knee at the blackjack table.
579
00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:08,358
That 's so funny. Here I hate
gambling. I stink at it.
580
00:48:08,903 --> 00:48:12,532
You'd think, for being around so
long, I'd have a knack for winning.
581
00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:17,511
I can't even win a prize
in a Cracker Jack box.
582
00:48:17,711 --> 00:48:19,872
Neither could he.
583
00:48:20,347 --> 00:48:22,042
Atlantic City.
584
00:48:23,884 --> 00:48:27,342
Mom, I'm gonna call
you back later, okay?
585
00:48:27,555 --> 00:48:30,615
-Okay, honey. You take care.
-Alright. I love you. Bye.
586
00:48:36,864 --> 00:48:38,923
Hey, Max!
587
00:48:41,068 --> 00:48:43,536
God, you scared
the crap out of me!
588
00:48:43,871 --> 00:48:46,806
I didn't know you were here.
I'm sorry.
589
00:48:47,608 --> 00:48:50,406
-Why aren't you at the hospital?
-False alarm.
590
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,108
Look at this.
591
00:48:53,314 --> 00:48:56,306
-What 's with all the water?
-A pipe broke.
592
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:59,486
-Where is Kevin?
-Out.
593
00:49:00,287 --> 00:49:03,222
I was just bringing
in some supplies.
594
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:08,552
Max?
595
00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,423
Blackjack...
596
00:49:10,631 --> 00:49:16,831
the dealer has to hit on 16 and stay
on 17? Or the other way around?
597
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,901
You had it the first time.
598
00:49:21,408 --> 00:49:24,002
Alright, I'm out of here!
599
00:49:24,578 --> 00:49:26,512
Max?
600
00:49:27,748 --> 00:49:30,148
You busy?
601
00:49:30,651 --> 00:49:32,915
I'm busy doing nothing.
602
00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,378
If this doesn't make you say
''I want to be born''...
603
00:49:36,590 --> 00:49:41,027
my name is not Elmore Dahl! This is
going to make you say it faster...
604
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:44,356
Another big building?
This is the big surprise?
605
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:47,557
Of course not. There's supposed
to be a toy store here!
606
00:49:47,768 --> 00:49:50,362
Where the hell is it? Toy stores
can't just get up and walk away!
607
00:49:50,771 --> 00:49:54,366
Toy stores. Toy stores.
608
00:49:54,608 --> 00:49:58,874
Toy stores.
609
00:49:59,146 --> 00:50:01,580
Toy stores.
610
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:07,817
We have a new problem.
611
00:50:08,022 --> 00:50:11,480
It looks like if the great door
closes, it might close for good.
612
00:50:11,859 --> 00:50:16,489
Elmore, do you understand what I'm
saying? No more births, only deaths.
613
00:50:16,697 --> 00:50:20,531
This could mean
the end of the human race.
614
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,792
Yes, ''wow'', indeed!
615
00:50:23,003 --> 00:50:28,373
-It would be wise to inform Milo.
-Elmore? Oh, my God, Elmore!
616
00:50:28,575 --> 00:50:30,975
-Is that you?
-Anna?
617
00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:34,807
-Anna Nosbush?
-I can't believe it!
618
00:50:35,015 --> 00:50:37,711
Aren't you supposed
to be dead?
619
00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:41,585
Get over here.
I just got a divorce!
620
00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:45,782
-We're celebrating!
-I'm busy right now. Maybe later.
621
00:50:45,993 --> 00:50:52,660
You get over here or I'll drag that
sexy ass right across the street!
622
00:50:53,233 --> 00:50:57,192
-Come on!
-Gotta go now.
623
00:51:01,442 --> 00:51:03,342
Damn.
624
00:51:07,414 --> 00:51:08,847
Busted.
625
00:51:09,783 --> 00:51:13,685
Look at that.
I haven't won a hand ever!
626
00:51:14,221 --> 00:51:17,213
-I've never won a hand.
-I'm sorry.
627
00:51:17,424 --> 00:51:19,221
Nineteen.
628
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,788
You gamble much?
629
00:51:24,932 --> 00:51:27,025
Okay.
630
00:51:28,068 --> 00:51:29,763
Nineteen!
631
00:51:31,271 --> 00:51:34,866
-That 's not right.
-You'll never catch up.
632
00:51:35,075 --> 00:51:38,875
Hit me!
Alright, seventeen.
633
00:51:43,984 --> 00:51:46,646
You're some kind of
hustler, young lady.
634
00:51:47,121 --> 00:51:51,421
-Just getting the cards.
-Yeah, I should say so.
635
00:51:52,326 --> 00:51:55,261
I never seen no streak
like that before.
636
00:51:55,662 --> 00:51:57,289
If I was you...
637
00:51:57,564 --> 00:52:04,060
I'd take that good luck to Atlantic
City and hurt one of those casinos!
638
00:52:04,638 --> 00:52:06,435
For sure!
639
00:52:11,979 --> 00:52:15,346
Alright.
Cut the cards.
640
00:52:20,788 --> 00:52:24,656
Isn't that great?
That 's what happened.
641
00:52:36,203 --> 00:52:38,467
Is Elmore in there?
642
00:52:40,274 --> 00:52:44,734
I'll see if he's available.
One second.
643
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:50,347
There's a boy here for you,
Elmore. He's very short.
644
00:52:50,551 --> 00:52:53,315
What boy? Wait a minute.
645
00:53:05,799 --> 00:53:08,029
Milo, how are
you doing, buddy?
646
00:53:08,235 --> 00:53:10,260
I thought you were
looking for a toy store.
647
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:18,567
But it 'd be closed now, anyway.
Even if we did find it.
648
00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:27,917
Sorry about that. Anna Nosbush,
old friend of the family.
649
00:53:28,155 --> 00:53:30,749
So, what do you wanna see?
Where do you want to go?
650
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:34,860
Plenty of places. You had
ice cream, Central Park...
651
00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:37,690
What about some music?
Do you like jazz?
652
00:53:43,403 --> 00:53:45,871
What am I thinking?
653
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:50,868
What a dope I am!
Come here! Come here!
654
00:53:52,613 --> 00:53:54,774
Anna! Anna!
655
00:53:55,349 --> 00:53:59,649
We're going for a drive!
Start your engine. Get in there.
656
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:10,387
It's me. Before you say anything,l
want to apologize for what l said.
657
00:54:10,597 --> 00:54:13,327
You're not dead and buried
and I'm glad of it.
658
00:54:13,734 --> 00:54:15,133
So am I.
659
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,098
-Who is this?
-Max.
660
00:54:17,304 --> 00:54:21,172
-Max! Will you put Liz on, please?
-She just stepped out.
661
00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:23,900
She stepped out?
Where did she go?
662
00:54:24,111 --> 00:54:27,205
Don't blame me, Kevin,
it wasn't exactly my fault.
663
00:54:27,414 --> 00:54:29,541
I just told her that she
was lucky, that 's all.
664
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,878
Max, where did she go?
665
00:54:35,923 --> 00:54:37,220
Max?
666
00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,365
-What will you be when you grow up?
-Do you have a date?
667
00:54:48,569 --> 00:54:52,266
-Stop it, you're killing me!
-All of it bubbling. Bubbling.
668
00:54:52,906 --> 00:54:54,498
-It 's Darryl.
-Darryl?
669
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:58,235
-You got an Elmore Dahl back there?
-You bet there is!
670
00:54:58,779 --> 00:55:01,247
Phone.
It 's behind you.
671
00:55:01,615 --> 00:55:04,049
I'm not sure
he can do it.
672
00:55:07,421 --> 00:55:10,151
Just where the hell...
673
00:55:10,824 --> 00:55:12,792
where the heck are you going?
674
00:55:13,327 --> 00:55:15,727
Ralphy!
Where am I going?
675
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,930
I'm heading down the
backstretch, baby!
676
00:55:19,132 --> 00:55:21,760
Are you out of your mind?
677
00:55:21,969 --> 00:55:25,166
Will you turn the vehicle around and
get back to the business at hand?
678
00:55:25,372 --> 00:55:27,806
Cool it, Ralpho.
Listen...
679
00:55:28,308 --> 00:55:31,709
the regular tourist sights
ain't working, right?
680
00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:33,846
The kid likes to
gamble, right?
681
00:55:34,047 --> 00:55:38,108
I'm taking him to the gambling
capital of the entire East Coast.
682
00:55:38,318 --> 00:55:40,013
Don't ruffle
your feathers, pal!
683
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:45,153
Alright. Okay. It 's just we're
running out of options here.
684
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:48,823
Elmore? Elmore?
685
00:55:49,196 --> 00:55:51,892
-Please!
-I'm sorry.
686
00:55:52,466 --> 00:55:54,058
I lost the phone there.
687
00:55:55,535 --> 00:55:57,560
He's drunk.
688
00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:11,978
You are such an angel!
689
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,652
Thanks, sweetie.
690
00:56:17,524 --> 00:56:19,321
Milo?
691
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:22,193
Come on, kiddo.
692
00:56:24,064 --> 00:56:25,531
Come on!
693
00:56:44,751 --> 00:56:48,687
This is it. Milo, feast your
eyes, the promised land!
694
00:56:48,955 --> 00:56:52,118
Eternal happiness, 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week...
695
00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:54,725
365 a year!
696
00:56:55,062 --> 00:56:57,189
If you need a drink,
they bring it to you.
697
00:56:57,397 --> 00:57:01,128
You take a rest, there's Keno
on your TV in your bedroom.
698
00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:07,170
And look, the Casino buffet!
$6.95, all you can eat.
699
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:11,200
Slots! Roulette! Poker!
700
00:57:11,411 --> 00:57:12,969
This is heaven.
701
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,205
Just say the words.
702
00:57:15,415 --> 00:57:17,679
We're gonna take this suckers.
Come on, Milo.
703
00:57:17,884 --> 00:57:19,613
-''I...''
-I...
704
00:57:19,820 --> 00:57:21,811
...wanna...
-...wanna...
705
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:23,649
...be...
-...be...
706
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,290
''...born.''
-Excuse me, Sir?
707
00:57:25,492 --> 00:57:28,359
Children are not allowed on
the casino floor. I'm sorry.
708
00:57:28,562 --> 00:57:33,158
It 's alright. I'm just gonna set him
on my lap while I play Twenty-One.
709
00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:38,095
-I'm sorry.
-Pal, come on.
710
00:57:38,305 --> 00:57:42,742
I used to... I used to
come here all the time.
711
00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:47,445
Does Morey still work here?
712
00:57:47,647 --> 00:57:50,081
If you'd like to speak to
management, it 's on the 2nd floor.
713
00:57:50,283 --> 00:57:52,979
-Thank you.
-You can take the kid to the lounge.
714
00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:56,116
-We'll buy the limo!
-Okay, we'll see you later.
715
00:57:57,157 --> 00:57:59,489
Stay with him a couple of minutes.
This won't take long.
716
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:03,561
Don't worry. He must be new. He
doesn't know the pull I have here.
717
00:58:03,764 --> 00:58:06,562
Stay there.
I'll be right back.
718
00:58:15,175 --> 00:58:17,302
So, you're a friend
of the family?
719
00:58:19,479 --> 00:58:21,276
Elmore?
You know his family?
720
00:58:21,648 --> 00:58:24,446
Elmore's family?
721
00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:30,886
That 's right, he was married.
722
00:58:31,158 --> 00:58:34,491
A little... what was it?
A boy?
723
00:58:34,995 --> 00:58:38,556
A girl!
Yeah, that 's right.
724
00:58:39,132 --> 00:58:41,430
He had a family.
He told me that.
725
00:58:41,735 --> 00:58:44,499
Split on them
a long time ago.
726
00:58:44,704 --> 00:58:46,467
''Split''?
727
00:58:46,706 --> 00:58:50,233
You know, left, junked,
quit, deserted, scrapped.
728
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,810
Elmore Dahl is not
your family man.
729
00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:59,847
I put that thought out of my
head the first day I met him.
730
00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:16,360
You're okay here, right? I wanna
go throw some coins in the slots.
731
01:00:07,888 --> 01:00:10,322
Anna!
732
01:00:12,492 --> 01:00:15,484
Congratulations!
Where is the kid?
733
01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,797
Anna, where's the kid?
734
01:00:19,065 --> 01:00:21,795
I left him at that
thing over there.
735
01:00:34,581 --> 01:00:36,412
Are you in, Miss?
736
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:56,793
The dealer takes all.
737
01:01:04,110 --> 01:01:06,010
-We'll get tickets.
-Here he is.
738
01:01:06,212 --> 01:01:09,079
-Okay. I'll see you later.
-Honey! We got the tickets!
739
01:01:09,282 --> 01:01:11,307
We got a couple of hours,
so why don't we... you know?
740
01:01:11,518 --> 01:01:16,387
-I gotta find that kid!
-Come on! We'll get a room...
741
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:20,290
and I'll...
742
01:01:24,230 --> 01:01:26,221
Well?
743
01:01:30,403 --> 01:01:33,668
-Don't answer that.
-I wasn't thinking about it.
744
01:01:42,749 --> 01:01:44,683
Just a second.
745
01:01:45,418 --> 01:01:48,353
Don't worry. He must be around
here someplace. I'll find him!
746
01:01:48,555 --> 01:01:52,514
-You have exactly 73 minutes.
-Try outside. On the boardwalk.
747
01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:55,150
Come on, come on!
748
01:02:01,534 --> 01:02:04,002
Milo! Stop! Stop!
749
01:02:05,071 --> 01:02:06,868
What are you doing
out here, buddy?
750
01:02:07,073 --> 01:02:10,907
Don't run off without telling!
You'll drive your parents nuts.
751
01:02:11,277 --> 01:02:13,802
No problem.
I found Morey. It 's okay.
752
01:02:14,014 --> 01:02:17,313
We gotta hustle it if we want to
play a few hands. Look at the time.
753
01:02:17,584 --> 01:02:19,575
We gotta send you
on your way.
754
01:02:19,786 --> 01:02:22,949
-I don't really wanna play.
-You don't wanna play?
755
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:28,787
-I'm actually ready to go now.
-Okay! Good! Come on!
756
01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:33,523
But I'm not coming back. I really
don't want to be born. So...
757
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:40,701
What about the
Statue of Liberty?
758
01:02:43,076 --> 01:02:46,409
The ice cream?
I thought you liked that.
759
01:02:48,748 --> 01:02:53,515
If you don't get back there before
12 o'clock, the Big Door will close.
760
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:58,316
What about the other kids? They
won't get born if you don't go!
761
01:02:59,059 --> 01:03:01,892
I'd be doing them a favor.
762
01:03:04,264 --> 01:03:06,926
Don't you think they're the
ones to make that decision?
763
01:03:07,133 --> 01:03:09,260
It 's tough.
764
01:03:10,737 --> 01:03:16,505
No, no, you got to go. This isn't
just some little kid game!
765
01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:20,076
This is the future of humanity.
This is important!
766
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:25,511
And you care about what 's important?
You don't care about humanity!
767
01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:28,016
You don't care about
your own family!
768
01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:31,413
What is that
supposed to mean?
769
01:03:31,691 --> 01:03:33,454
You split on them.
770
01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:36,026
''Split on them''?
Where are you getting these words?
771
01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:40,131
Things can get complicated. You
don't know what life's really like.
772
01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:43,325
Good! That 's the way
I want to keep it.
773
01:03:43,536 --> 01:03:48,599
Go ahead. I don't want to be born,
so you can just take me back.
774
01:03:58,184 --> 01:04:01,779
Boy, have I been
wasting my time?
775
01:04:01,988 --> 01:04:06,084
You want to go back? You can
find your own damn way back.
776
01:04:06,459 --> 01:04:10,862
I've got an hour left to live and
I'm going to use it! Toodle-lo!
777
01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:17,259
Driver, back to the hotel!
778
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:20,200
-What 's going on?
-Baby, we're getting a room.
779
01:04:21,241 --> 01:04:24,540
On the double! On the double!
Move it! Move it!
780
01:04:35,989 --> 01:04:37,820
Miss?
781
01:04:39,759 --> 01:04:41,750
Sorry. Hit me.
782
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,525
Hit me.
783
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:51,099
Hit me.
784
01:04:51,504 --> 01:04:53,563
-Are you alright, Miss?
-Hit me!
785
01:05:12,525 --> 01:05:16,552
Are you playing, Miss?
Miss, are you playing?
786
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,301
Settle down, Elmore!
787
01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:32,239
Sweetie, we got all night!
788
01:05:37,617 --> 01:05:40,848
I, at least, have to
take a quick bath.
789
01:05:41,888 --> 01:05:45,449
Alright, but don't, you know,
make it a production!
790
01:05:45,825 --> 01:05:49,761
Just one more time
That's all I'm asking
791
01:05:49,963 --> 01:05:52,454
Let's make some love
792
01:06:07,146 --> 01:06:10,479
-Hotel operator.
-Operator, could you hold all calls?
793
01:06:10,683 --> 01:06:12,548
Thanks.
794
01:06:19,792 --> 01:06:22,192
Can't get me, Dad!
795
01:06:25,498 --> 01:06:27,864
-Can't get me!
-Gotcha!
796
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,295
I'm gonna get you!
797
01:07:28,394 --> 01:07:30,453
Hello.
798
01:07:47,447 --> 01:07:49,381
Are you crying?
799
01:07:56,255 --> 01:07:58,189
Why?
800
01:08:01,627 --> 01:08:04,061
'Cause I feel miserable.
801
01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:16,969
Are you lost?
802
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:25,842
I am.
803
01:08:46,839 --> 01:08:49,399
Have you ever seen this?
804
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,615
This is supposed to
make you feel better.
805
01:09:07,093 --> 01:09:09,618
Thanks.
806
01:09:10,129 --> 01:09:12,290
No problem.
807
01:09:18,538 --> 01:09:21,200
Do you like ice cream?
808
01:09:24,310 --> 01:09:26,039
Anna?
809
01:09:26,612 --> 01:09:28,671
I'm almost ready!
810
01:09:28,881 --> 01:09:31,145
...the on-going baby crisis.
811
01:09:31,350 --> 01:09:35,150
Our reporter, Mary Jo Scott,
has all the details.
812
01:09:35,354 --> 01:09:38,881
The baffling phenomenon has been
reported in over 100 countries.
813
01:09:39,358 --> 01:09:41,223
Scientists have no
explanation forthe...
814
01:09:57,543 --> 01:10:00,512
-You can stop calling, it 's over.
-What did you say?
815
01:10:00,713 --> 01:10:03,876
You heard me. The kid won't
go for it. I've tried everything!
816
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:07,644
And I've got a little unfinished
business to take care of here.
817
01:10:07,854 --> 01:10:09,981
When it 's done,
we'll be right back up.
818
01:10:10,189 --> 01:10:14,523
See? I told all of you.
This was a big mistake!
819
01:10:14,727 --> 01:10:19,255
Listen here, friend! Don't think
you can sneak away from this one.
820
01:10:22,001 --> 01:10:25,835
Elmore, you've still
got 21 minutes.
821
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:30,166
The child. Mankind.
822
01:10:30,376 --> 01:10:33,004
-Maybe you could...
-Aren't you listening? It's over!
823
01:10:33,212 --> 01:10:37,080
What do you want me to say?
I screwed up. I'm a bum, alright?
824
01:10:39,886 --> 01:10:42,684
Why did he sent me, of all people?
825
01:10:43,122 --> 01:10:45,113
Whose stupid idea was that anyhow?
826
01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:46,614
His.
827
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,886
-His? Who ''his''?
-His.
828
01:10:51,864 --> 01:10:53,354
His?
829
01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:58,628
His. And He doesn't make
stupid mistakes, Elmore.
830
01:10:58,838 --> 01:10:59,998
He must have had a reason.
831
01:11:00,806 --> 01:11:05,106
What reason?
What do I know about children?
832
01:11:05,578 --> 01:11:07,307
I couldn't even deal
with my own kid!
833
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,753
Maybe that 's why
you were chosen.
834
01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:24,421
Maybe you've been given
a chance to make amends.
835
01:11:25,131 --> 01:11:26,462
A second chance.
836
01:11:37,677 --> 01:11:40,168
Mr. Percival is right,
Elmore.
837
01:11:42,448 --> 01:11:45,144
Don't quit on this child.
838
01:11:47,186 --> 01:11:50,087
You still got a few minutes.
839
01:11:54,427 --> 01:11:56,725
Baby?
840
01:11:58,230 --> 01:12:00,357
I'm ready!
841
01:12:01,167 --> 01:12:05,536
This bath is hot.
And so am I!
842
01:12:09,108 --> 01:12:10,439
Shit!
843
01:12:31,197 --> 01:12:33,722
That was the best!
844
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,535
Something to really live for.
845
01:12:37,903 --> 01:12:41,669
You know, it 's awfully late
for you to be on your own.
846
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,235
Where are your parents?
847
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:47,310
I don't have any.
848
01:12:49,348 --> 01:12:52,112
-I'm sorry.
-It 's no big deal.
849
01:12:53,552 --> 01:12:56,851
Well, you must have someone.
Someone must be taking care of you.
850
01:12:57,590 --> 01:13:01,185
Yeah, there's this guy...
851
01:13:02,762 --> 01:13:06,459
but all of a sudden,
he just kind of split.
852
01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:19,539
-What?
-My baby just kicked. A big one.
853
01:13:24,216 --> 01:13:25,945
Can I...?
854
01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:28,848
Yeah, sure.
855
01:13:31,424 --> 01:13:35,190
Here. Right there.
856
01:13:43,202 --> 01:13:46,694
He just moved!
I felt it.
857
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:56,273
You want me to tell your fortune?
I got a knack for cards.
858
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,512
Thanks.
859
01:14:10,229 --> 01:14:15,098
This is behind you, your past.
Below, your foundation.
860
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:19,535
This is your hopes.
This is your fears.
861
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:23,475
This is in front of you,
your immediate future.
862
01:14:25,478 --> 01:14:27,275
Ready?
863
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:38,015
That 's nice.
864
01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:43,520
Hearts and spades.
It 's all hearts and spades.
865
01:14:44,330 --> 01:14:48,824
You have a lot of love in your
life, but also a lot of fear.
866
01:14:51,604 --> 01:14:53,196
What?
867
01:14:54,406 --> 01:14:57,307
It seems like you already have
everything you ever dreamed of.
868
01:14:58,177 --> 01:15:00,577
Why am I so afraid?
869
01:15:13,425 --> 01:15:16,656
Did somebody walk out on
you when you were young?
870
01:15:25,337 --> 01:15:27,805
What 's this guy like?
871
01:15:30,376 --> 01:15:35,541
Well, he's a real
class ''A'' jerk, but...
872
01:15:37,249 --> 01:15:39,683
Yeah, I know the type.
873
01:15:43,989 --> 01:15:46,856
So I guess we're both
in the same boat, huh?
874
01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:50,490
What 's this one?
875
01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:08,473
It 's you!
876
01:16:13,185 --> 01:16:14,743
It 's you!
877
01:16:17,289 --> 01:16:19,655
Are you okay?
878
01:16:26,699 --> 01:16:28,223
What time is it?
879
01:16:28,734 --> 01:16:31,259
Almost twelve.
880
01:16:31,503 --> 01:16:34,563
Oh, no! I've done a horrible thing!
I've ruined everything!
881
01:16:35,774 --> 01:16:37,401
You don't have to get upset.
It can't be that bad.
882
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,941
Yes, it is!
It 's all screwed up!
883
01:16:42,081 --> 01:16:44,106
Milo!
884
01:16:44,717 --> 01:16:47,049
Is that you?
Are you Milo?
885
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,553
So there you go, your guy's
back. He didn't leave!
886
01:16:52,992 --> 01:16:54,789
Go ahead.
887
01:17:30,996 --> 01:17:32,861
Milo!
888
01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:40,330
I'm sorry I ran out on you before.
I was wrong. I'll take you back now.
889
01:17:40,539 --> 01:17:43,872
But one thing...
Shut up and listen!
890
01:17:44,677 --> 01:17:47,942
Here's what I want to say: You
gotta give this life thing a shot!
891
01:17:48,147 --> 01:17:51,310
It 's not about what 's in it for me!
It 's your life I'm talking about.
892
01:17:51,517 --> 01:17:54,384
Some things we didn't get round to.
First of all, you'll fall in love.
893
01:17:54,586 --> 01:17:57,680
-I know, Elmore!
-Life's not all a bed of roses.
894
01:17:57,890 --> 01:18:00,120
But if you hang in there,
maybe you'll have your own kid!
895
01:18:00,326 --> 01:18:04,387
-I know, Elmore!
-You might have two or three. What?
896
01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:06,860
I know.
I want to be born.
897
01:18:07,967 --> 01:18:12,063
-What did you say?
-I said: ''I want to be born.''
898
01:18:13,205 --> 01:18:18,142
You said: ''I want to be born''?
That 's what you said?
899
01:18:21,647 --> 01:18:24,639
-He wants to be born!
-Just a second.
900
01:18:25,150 --> 01:18:27,710
I did it! I did it!
901
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,080
I did it! I did it!
902
01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:31,916
-Yes, you did it. Fine.
-5 words! He said the 5 words!
903
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,285
Can you see the door?
904
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:36,458
Where? Yeah, I see it.
905
01:18:36,662 --> 01:18:37,822
-Where's Milo?
-He's right here.
906
01:18:38,030 --> 01:18:40,055
-Where did he go?
-He just walked into this shop.
907
01:18:40,265 --> 01:18:41,926
He's not lost again, is he?
908
01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:45,194
He's right in front of me.
He's talking to some...
909
01:19:03,088 --> 01:19:05,454
Dear God!
910
01:19:11,030 --> 01:19:13,794
Don't worry,
everything's gonna be okay.
911
01:19:14,033 --> 01:19:16,729
My friend came back and I have
a feeling yours will, too.
912
01:19:18,570 --> 01:19:23,200
Well, I don't think that 's possible,
but thank you for the thought.
913
01:19:23,742 --> 01:19:25,835
You never know.
914
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,845
Toodle-loo!
915
01:19:40,893 --> 01:19:43,487
So, she's your...?
916
01:19:46,665 --> 01:19:48,496
Which means, I'm your...?
917
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,435
You better hurry!
918
01:20:03,115 --> 01:20:05,174
Elizabeth!
919
01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:09,145
Liz!
920
01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:33,169
Kevin!
921
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,387
What?
922
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:47,252
Wait! Wait! Hold it!
What 's the matter?
923
01:20:47,459 --> 01:20:49,859
-The baby dropped!
-Excuse me?
924
01:20:50,062 --> 01:20:52,292
Can you call an
ambulance, please?
925
01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:11,245
Get up, Milo.
926
01:21:12,017 --> 01:21:13,416
I can't.
927
01:21:16,855 --> 01:21:19,119
Could somebody give
me a hand out here?
928
01:21:19,324 --> 01:21:24,387
I'm afraid no one here is a
''special case'' like you, Mr. Dahl.
929
01:21:24,863 --> 01:21:27,263
We can't go out that door.
930
01:21:28,767 --> 01:21:32,533
Come on, kid!
You gotta get up, Milo!
931
01:21:53,959 --> 01:21:56,519
I've been scammed.
932
01:21:59,865 --> 01:22:03,198
They knew this was gonna
happen, didn't they?
933
01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:12,007
Shit!
934
01:22:27,326 --> 01:22:29,590
It 's okay. What?
935
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,129
What? What 's the matter?
936
01:22:32,464 --> 01:22:35,490
What, babe?
Hold on. Hold on.
937
01:22:46,511 --> 01:22:48,570
Come on, hurry!
Hurry!
938
01:22:52,017 --> 01:22:55,111
It 's okay.
Breath, breath.
939
01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:59,019
Bring him this way!
Hurry! Hurry!
940
01:22:59,825 --> 01:23:01,850
Elmore, hurry up!
941
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:04,324
Faster!
Faster, Elmore!
942
01:23:04,529 --> 01:23:06,292
It 's almost time!
943
01:23:17,009 --> 01:23:19,307
Come on.
944
01:23:19,511 --> 01:23:21,308
Yeah, that 's it.
945
01:23:21,913 --> 01:23:24,404
Come on, Milo.
946
01:23:25,684 --> 01:23:27,811
Come on!
947
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,647
Push, push!
948
01:23:33,792 --> 01:23:37,125
Good, good.
Breathe, breathe.
949
01:23:37,329 --> 01:23:39,854
-Breathe deeply.
-I saw my Dad!
950
01:23:40,232 --> 01:23:42,393
-Do it! Come on!
-I saw my Dad!
951
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:45,536
Do it! Come on!
952
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:52,000
Go on, kid.
You can do it! Go on.
953
01:24:07,759 --> 01:24:10,421
Breathe, breathe!
954
01:24:50,102 --> 01:24:51,501
I got him.
955
01:24:51,703 --> 01:24:53,864
Hush, hush!
956
01:25:17,763 --> 01:25:20,561
-Good work, Elmore.
-No big deal.
957
01:25:20,999 --> 01:25:23,866
I don't suppose
I'll be getting...
958
01:25:24,102 --> 01:25:26,662
another ''get out
of jail'' card soon.
959
01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:30,103
-I'm afraid that...
-Right. A deal's a deal.
960
01:25:32,444 --> 01:25:35,436
The scammer got scammed.
I gotta hand it to you.
961
01:25:35,647 --> 01:25:39,947
-I can't take the credit.
-It was a set up all the way.
962
01:25:40,152 --> 01:25:43,383
He does things in
mysterious ways.
963
01:25:44,022 --> 01:25:45,853
So they say.
964
01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:50,460
Anyway, no complaints.
I got a nice day out of it.
965
01:25:58,537 --> 01:26:00,630
I guess this is goodbye.
966
01:26:05,811 --> 01:26:08,075
Toodle-loo!
967
01:26:10,882 --> 01:26:13,112
One last thing:
968
01:26:14,686 --> 01:26:18,122
I wanted a gift for the kid,
kind of a birthday present.
969
01:26:18,323 --> 01:26:22,692
Thought maybe you could pull some
strings? Talk to the big guy for me?
970
01:26:24,062 --> 01:26:27,896
Alright. But now you
can talk to Him yourself.
971
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,761
Going up!
972
01:26:42,414 --> 01:26:46,680
The unexplained baby drought turned
into a flash flood of newborns...
973
01:26:46,885 --> 01:26:51,254
as hospitals struggled to cope
with the uncanny phenomenon.
974
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:55,392
On the East Coast, the spigot
turned on around midnight...
975
01:26:55,594 --> 01:26:58,722
with literally hundreds of women
delivering within seconds of labor.
976
01:26:58,930 --> 01:27:02,093
Scientists are thoroughly
baffled by the phenomenon.
977
01:27:03,134 --> 01:27:05,500
Now, he has all of his
fingers and toes, right?
978
01:27:06,271 --> 01:27:09,934
He's perfect, Mom. He's the most
perfect thing I've ever seen.
979
01:27:10,141 --> 01:27:14,475
-Give him a big kiss from Grandma.
-You'll see when you get here.
980
01:27:15,380 --> 01:27:18,577
l bet he's the cutest
little thing in the world!
981
01:27:20,752 --> 01:27:23,346
I have the most amazing
dream to tell you about.
982
01:27:23,555 --> 01:27:26,615
-l can't wait to see you.
-Alright. Have a safe trip.
983
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:28,986
-Bye, honey. Bye-bye.
-I love you.
984
01:27:30,595 --> 01:27:32,187
Is she still crying?
985
01:27:36,401 --> 01:27:39,893
-You happy?
-Very.
986
01:27:46,745 --> 01:27:48,406
That 's weird.
987
01:27:49,648 --> 01:27:52,310
It never snows this
early in the season.
988
01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:56,647
Look at that!
Look at that!
78572
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