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ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,
my mom always invaded
my personal space.
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She was famous for her
snuggies, huggies, kissies,
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and her signature move,
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the nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-
nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Good morning!
Here's your nom!
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!
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Eh, right!
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Like the movie
Good Morning, Vietnam,
except people liked that.
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That Mork is so talented.
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I wish he'd make
a Vietnam Part Two.
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Going in for another scoop.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-
nom-nom-nom-nom!
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Enough!
This has to stop!
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I'm cutting you off
cold turkey!
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What? At least
let me taper off.
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(CHUCKLES)
This mama's gotta nom-ma.
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Nom-nom-nom...
I mean it!
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This is your last nom.
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ADULT ADAM:
I had stopped
my mom cold,
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but when life
closes one door,
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my mom crashes
through another.
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Oh, look
who sent you
a brochure.
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Calgary State Bible College.
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Sounds cold and religious.
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Oh, you're not going
to this garbage school.
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But remember
when you were
blabbing about
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adult-y adventures
and viciously cutting me
out of your life?
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Sounds like
for sure you do.
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Well, this means
that your college
phase is here,
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and you're gonna
need your mama
to help get you in.
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Or I just say yes
to these religious Eskimos
and we're good to go.
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No, silly.
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I'm gonna be on you
night and day
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to make sure you get into
the best college there is.
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Night? Day?
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But those are
all the times.
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ADULT ADAM: My mom
was determined
to use college
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as a way to get
close to me.
Way too close.
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Quick! What's the
square root of 144?
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Naked body! Scared!
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College admissions boards
won't be as forgiving
as I am, Adam.
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Mom, please!
This is humiliating!
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Humiliating? Try telling
your friends your kid
got deferred at Tufts.
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Gah!
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Ta-da!
It's your college collage
to put above your bed
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so you can look at it
before you go to sleep
and dream about college.
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Yeah, I'll never do that.
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But is that my head glued onto
a dude playing Frisbee?
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It is.
This is the energy
I can expect from you
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until I actually
get into college?
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I'm super excited, too!
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Oh, this is gonna be
such a fun journey,
study buddy.
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Mwah!
Mm!
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I gotta get my mom
off my back.
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Well, you could help her
find a hobby to distract her.
Maybe a bowling league?
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My mom's currently
in a legal matter with
Jenkintown Lanes,
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and that's all
I'm allowed to say.
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She could try
my mom's hobby,
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drinking boxed wine
while she completely
ignores me.
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Wow.
You're so lucky.
Totally.
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Look, I'm sure
this will blow over soon.
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Erica and Barry
just moved out.
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Your mom just
needs time to adjust.
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Yeah,
you're probably right.
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(TO TUNE OF YMCA)
* U-C-L-A
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* You're going to U-C-L-A
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* It's in Hollywood
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* You're a big movie geek
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* And your mama
will fly out each week
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Another brochure came
in the mail for you today.
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From UCLA?
That's right,
study buddy!
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* You're going to U-C-L-A *
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was October 9th,
1980-something,
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and while Erica was
focused on doing college
right this time,
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Geoff wasn't focused
on anything at all.
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So, I have an hour
until my next class,
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which I can use
to finish my chem lab
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and my reading
for women's lit.
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How's your day looking?
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Eh, I gotta get this ball
in this cup.
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Oh. Well, my schedule
just opened up.
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Can I make you
another tea?
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I think I'm good.
Cool, cool.
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Well, I'll just sit quietly,
and I'm here if you need me.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
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(GROANS RASPILY)
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You know, I'm just gonna
make you a backup tea.
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No. Geoff,
I think it's great
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that you're taking a year off
to find yourself,
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but I've got work to do.
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I knew it!
I'm bothering you!
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No!
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But for the love
of God, yes!
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I really thought
all this free time
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would finally help me relax
after a very intense 18 years,
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but I've never been
more stressed.
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I'm growing so much hair!
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Stress makes you
lose hair.
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Oh, no!
Nothing is right!
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Don't worry. I know
exactly how to fix this.
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Is this your card?
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No.
Yes, it is!
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You liar!
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JTP?
JTP: JTP.
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Geoff's broken.
Fix him.
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Thanks, hon. Love you.
Oh, she's gone.
(DOOR CLOSES)
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Broken, huh?
What are we talking about?
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Mental? Emotional?
Physical?
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Pop off your shirt
so we can see what
we're working with.
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No,
it's not body-related.
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I just need to figure out
a way to fill my days
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and quiet
my shrieking mind.
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Lucky for you,
your lazy girlfriend
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dumped you
on the right friend group.
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Now pop off your shirt.
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Stop trying
to undress me.
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I got it.
Come work with me
at The Gap.
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I get 25% off
all cargo shorts.
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These are the same ones
Queen Latifah wears.
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Or you could work
for my Uncle Ronnie.
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Yeah, he puts a box
in my trunk,
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I drive it
across the Canadian border,
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and then wham, bam,
all the Hardee's I can eat.
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Yeah, bro. I think
you might be a drug mule.
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What if I don't want
to be Queen Latifah
or a criminal?
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Done! You will start your own
insanely lucrative business.
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That's better!
I use businesses
all the time.
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GEOFF: I think
I'm in real trouble.
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Last week, I accidentally
went to economics class,
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and now I know
everything
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about starting
your own business
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using the laws
of supply and da man.
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I'm pretty sure
it's "demand."
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Wrong, Geoffrey.
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It's when you ask
da man what he wants
and then you supply it.
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Dad, what do you want?
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To watch Cheers
in peace.
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Dad!
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Uh...
Sandwich from Lee's.
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Boring!
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(SCOFFS)
We'll ask another da man.
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Hang on.
T-That's a good idea.
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W-Why are pizza places
the only ones that deliver?
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What if there was a business
that would deliver
any food to your house?
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Like live Maine lobsters?
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Beef Wellington
with a port wine reduction!
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Or pizza from
fancy pizza places
that don't deliver.
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All of it.
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You call me,
I place the order,
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pick it up, bring it to you,
all for a small fee.
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I can get
an outside-the-house
sandwich
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while staying
inside the house?
Sandwich me.
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I have
my first customer.
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W-Wait. I think
I just started a business.
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You need drivers?
I'm looking for
a little extra cash.
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Me too.
I-I hate these shorts.
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And I might be
a drug mule,
so I am in.
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I have employees!
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And a president/
CEO/visionary.
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Salary TBD,
but likely TB a lot.
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First thought,
we need a name.
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How 'bout
"Food in a Geoffy"?
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Not poppin'.
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How about "Barry Up
and Get Your Food in a Geoffy:
A Big Tasty Biz"?
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It's definitely longer.
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Agreed.
I'll order T-shirts.
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ADULT ADAM:
While Geoff was finding
his calling,
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I was finding myself totally
lost in history class.
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Here are your assignments
for your papers.
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Dave Kim... Harriet Tubman.
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Sweet! H-Tub.
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Nothing's gonna
be underground about her
when I'm done with my paper.
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I weep for our future.
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New girl...
Susan B. Anthony.
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Well, I be excited.
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Nice.
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Adam Goldberg...
Sandra Day O'Connor.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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"No, thank you"?
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This should be enraging.
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Say your dumb words.
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As you know,
Mr. Coleman agreed
that I'm a visual learner
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and always
let me make a video.
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As you know,
Mr. Coleman was fired
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for tying a quarter
to a string
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and stealing Rolos
from the vending machines.
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Paper it is. I believe
you said it would be
on George Lucas?
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1,000 words
on Sandra Day O'Connor.
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How about Sarah Connor,
the character from Terminator?
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Which is directed
by James Cameron,
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which is
who my paper will be on.
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Sandra...Day...O'Connor!
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You know what?
Everybody just sit quietly
while I snap chalk!
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You're boned, bro.
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You haven't
written a paper
in three years.
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Maybe I still
don't have to.
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There's my special lady.
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Wait, what?
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I was thinking about us
being study buddies.
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Let's do that.
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Are you toying
with my heart
right now?
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Because it will
literally explode!
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No toying.
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Just a boy looking to do
some scholastic bonding
with his mama.
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Where should we start?
Oh, I know!
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I have to write a paper
on one Sandra Day O'Connor.
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And you immediately
thought of me?
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Well, you were
almost a cookbook author,
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and you almost
coulda been a lawyer.
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I was almost
both of those things.
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So, let's get on it,
girl!
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We'll make a whole
Sandra Day of it.
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Yay! My sweet little baby
has re-latched to my bosom.
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You have a way with words.
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So let's start
writing that paper
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without those ones
specifically.
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I'll bring the typewriter,
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you bring the dimples,
study buddy.
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(CHUCKLES)
Study buddies!
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I know what
you're doing,
kiddo.
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I'm not doing anything.
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You're conning your mother
into writing a paper for you.
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Oh.
Yeah, I'm doing that.
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But it's fine.
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She wants to spend time
with her son,
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and I want
not to write a paper.
It's win-win.
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The honorable
Sandra Day O'Connor
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would be appalled
that you would
even consider this.
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You seem to know
a lot about her.
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Why don't you stick around
and help your daughter
write her paper?
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Eh, you're all
ferkokte.
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I deserve a pickle.
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Hey, Schmooey,
you're just my type.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Typewriter humor.
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Just save that gold
for the page.
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00:07:59,868 --> 00:08:00,969
So, where do we start?
243
00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,304
Here's everything
I know so far...
She's a lady.
244
00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:05,306
Well, I know a ton.
(CHUCKLES)
245
00:08:05,339 --> 00:08:06,775
For her confirmation hearing,
246
00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:09,110
she wore the
most hideous purple coat.
247
00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:10,845
You're an expert.
Let me get out of your way.
248
00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:13,848
(SIGHS) I wish this essay
was a million words.
249
00:08:13,882 --> 00:08:16,651
Should we do that?
Just write a million words?
250
00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,753
Definitely. But no.
251
00:08:18,787 --> 00:08:20,822
ADULT ADAM: With that,
my mom got cracking.
252
00:08:20,855 --> 00:08:22,323
Sure, it wasn't
a million words,
253
00:08:22,356 --> 00:08:26,094
but it was
an endless amount of detail
on Sandra Day O'Connor.
254
00:08:26,127 --> 00:08:28,930
All I had to do was sit back
and enjoy the ride.
255
00:08:28,963 --> 00:08:30,632
Yes!
Writing is easy!
256
00:08:30,665 --> 00:08:32,533
While I was
outsourcing my paper,
257
00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:35,704
Geoff's new business
was already a source
of great stress.
258
00:08:35,737 --> 00:08:37,438
Food in a Geoffy.
Please hold.
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
259
00:08:37,471 --> 00:08:39,774
Food in a Geoffy.
Please hold.
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
260
00:08:39,808 --> 00:08:41,676
Food in a Geoffy.
How may I help you?
261
00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,878
What do you mean you
only got three loose
fries with your order?
262
00:08:43,912 --> 00:08:45,880
That's on me.
I'm a snacker when I drive.
263
00:08:45,914 --> 00:08:48,683
Me too. But who's gonna
actually check the exact
length of a footlong?
264
00:08:48,717 --> 00:08:49,984
Guys,
stop eating the food!
265
00:08:50,018 --> 00:08:51,485
Does that apply
to beverages?
266
00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:53,622
'Cause there used to
be two shakes,
and now there are none.
267
00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:55,657
Damn it, JTP.
Just go! Deliver!
268
00:08:55,690 --> 00:08:56,958
JTP!
JTP.
269
00:08:56,991 --> 00:08:58,492
Big news, Geoffrey.
270
00:08:58,526 --> 00:09:02,563
I'm using company funds
to buy an expensive putter
for my putting green.
271
00:09:02,597 --> 00:09:04,198
This one
keeps missing the hole.
272
00:09:04,232 --> 00:09:06,067
Barry, do you really need
all that stuff?
273
00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:09,337
You need to spend money
to make money.
274
00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:12,040
Sometimes I question
your commitment
to my business.
275
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,708
It's my business!
What business?
276
00:09:13,742 --> 00:09:14,843
Great news, Erica.
277
00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:16,010
I found a better way
to relax
278
00:09:16,044 --> 00:09:17,245
than hanging around
your dorm room.
279
00:09:17,278 --> 00:09:19,547
I started a relentless,
high-octane
food-delivery company.
280
00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,049
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
281
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,283
Food in a Geoffy!
Please hold!
282
00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:23,417
Wait, what is it?
283
00:09:23,451 --> 00:09:24,653
Well, it's extremely
simple, really.
284
00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:25,720
ADULT ADAM:
Except it wasn't.
285
00:09:25,754 --> 00:09:26,821
Say you want a burger.
(PAGER BEEPS)
286
00:09:26,855 --> 00:09:27,989
GEOFF: You just
page my beeper,
287
00:09:28,022 --> 00:09:29,390
I get the page
and then call you back
wherever I am.
288
00:09:29,423 --> 00:09:31,225
You place your order with me,
and then I call the restaurant
289
00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:32,393
and place that order
with them.
290
00:09:32,426 --> 00:09:34,729
Then, I or one of
my many unreliable drivers
291
00:09:34,763 --> 00:09:37,231
get your order,
and we drive it to you
for a small delivery fee.
292
00:09:37,265 --> 00:09:39,567
(PAGER BEEPING)
Then it starts all over again
and again and again.
293
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,669
I haven't slept in two days.
294
00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,871
$2 for all that work?
Pretty cool, huh?
295
00:09:42,904 --> 00:09:44,205
Geoff, are you sure
this is worth...
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
296
00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:46,074
Damn it.
Food in a Geoffy.
297
00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,642
MURRAY: Hello?
Mr. Goldberg?
298
00:09:47,676 --> 00:09:51,946
Yeah, I'll have a Shasta,
light ice, from the kitchen,
a chili dog from the Wawa,
299
00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,547
and take Lucky
for a tinkle.
300
00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:54,749
We don't provide dog care.
301
00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:56,851
The customer
is always right.
302
00:09:56,885 --> 00:09:58,753
On it. (SIGHS)
303
00:09:58,787 --> 00:10:01,890
I'm so happy
your gentle annoyance with me
pushed me into this.
304
00:10:01,923 --> 00:10:04,358
ADULT ADAM:
While Food in a Geoffy
took over Geoffy's life,
305
00:10:04,392 --> 00:10:07,595
my mom-written paper
would surely save mine.
306
00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:08,697
Meh!
307
00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:10,431
A C?
What the hell, man?
308
00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:13,067
Yeah, just like your haircut,
super mediocre.
309
00:10:13,101 --> 00:10:14,202
But this makes no sense.
310
00:10:14,235 --> 00:10:15,737
Believe me,
that C on your paper
311
00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,371
is the only thing
that was accurate.
312
00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:19,140
You referred
to Justice O'Connor
313
00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:22,176
as Sandy, Sally,
Shawna, Shonda,
314
00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,577
and one time, Tiffany!
315
00:10:23,611 --> 00:10:25,079
Wow. Yeah.
316
00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:27,949
Seems like the most
cursory once-over
would've caught that.
317
00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:31,519
Aloha,
my little academia nut.
318
00:10:31,552 --> 00:10:33,421
Hi, Mom.
Quick question...
319
00:10:33,454 --> 00:10:34,889
Are you a damn fool?
320
00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:37,158
A C?
Yeah, for "crap."
321
00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:39,093
If I wanted a C,
I would have
written it myself.
322
00:10:39,127 --> 00:10:40,394
This is not okay!
323
00:10:40,428 --> 00:10:41,830
Neither is your spelling
or grammar
324
00:10:41,863 --> 00:10:43,097
or rambling sentences.
325
00:10:43,131 --> 00:10:45,934
And who the hell
is Tiffany Night O'Brien?
326
00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,401
Oh,
they knew who I meant.
327
00:10:47,435 --> 00:10:48,636
I don't know
who you meant,
328
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:49,838
and I was sitting
right there.
329
00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,339
Well, I'm gonna fix this.
330
00:10:51,372 --> 00:10:53,241
Your college future
is at stake.
331
00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:55,109
First thing tomorrow,
I'm marching down
332
00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:56,577
to have a talk
with Mr. Woodburn.
333
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:58,146
Oh, please don't do that.
334
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,313
It's done.
335
00:10:59,347 --> 00:11:01,816
Study buddies
take care of each other.
336
00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:02,951
Study buddies!
337
00:11:02,984 --> 00:11:04,452
(WHIMPERING)
Study buddies.
338
00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:07,421
I guess we're both
pretty deep into a pickle.
339
00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:14,796
ADULT ADAM: Erica was worried
that Food in a Geoffy
340
00:11:14,829 --> 00:11:16,497
was leading Geoff
to a nervous breakdown,
341
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,767
so she was going to help him
relax with a movie.
342
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,534
See?
Isn't this nice?
343
00:11:20,568 --> 00:11:23,304
Just you and me
and the stress-free
corpse comedy
344
00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:24,538
of Weekend at Bernie's.
345
00:11:24,572 --> 00:11:26,207
Babe, I appreciate it,
but I'm fine.
346
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,809
Honest.
347
00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:28,943
Oh, no!
Who is this for?
348
00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:30,544
I never got the order,
and now it's gonna be late!
349
00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:32,046
Geoff,
the popcorn is for you.
350
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,615
Oh, right. I forgot
sometimes I eat food, too.
351
00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:37,051
Geoff! Geoff! Geoff?
352
00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:39,053
Sorry. You have
the same fat head as Geoff.
353
00:11:39,087 --> 00:11:41,923
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm looking for a man
named Geoff!
354
00:11:41,956 --> 00:11:43,024
Barry, be quiet!
355
00:11:43,057 --> 00:11:44,725
There you are!
Why are you here?
356
00:11:44,759 --> 00:11:46,294
And why are you
wearing a suit?
357
00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:47,728
In no particular order...
358
00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:50,965
I'm a high-powered CEO,
and the worst has happened.
359
00:11:50,999 --> 00:11:53,001
Customer Murray Goldberg
got the wrong order.
360
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:55,036
He's freaking out
and wants you to fix it.
361
00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:56,337
Oh, no.
Oh, yes!
362
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,406
I even considered
handling it myself,
363
00:11:58,439 --> 00:12:00,141
but I came here
'cause it was easier.
364
00:12:00,174 --> 00:12:01,275
Well, tough luck.
365
00:12:01,309 --> 00:12:03,878
We're on a date,
so let the other
JTP dopes do it.
366
00:12:03,912 --> 00:12:06,580
I'm sorry, Erica.
I have to fix this.
367
00:12:06,614 --> 00:12:08,249
(CHUCKLES)
368
00:12:08,282 --> 00:12:10,318
People think he's alive,
but he's dead.
369
00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:11,820
(CHUCKLES)
370
00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:14,222
ADULT ADAM: As Geoff
abandoned Erica
to put out a fire,
371
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,157
my mom was at school
starting one.
372
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,759
Thank you
for meeting with us.
I'll make this quick.
373
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:20,661
Are you a stupid
(BLEEP) idiot?
374
00:12:20,694 --> 00:12:21,729
Mom!
375
00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:22,931
Whoa! Coming in hot.
376
00:12:22,964 --> 00:12:25,166
I think what my mom
is trying to say
377
00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:28,102
is maybe my paper deserves
a slightly higher grade.
378
00:12:28,136 --> 00:12:29,537
No "maybe" about it!
379
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,705
Mrs. Goldberg,
this paper is filled
380
00:12:31,739 --> 00:12:33,474
with typos
and run-on sentences.
381
00:12:33,507 --> 00:12:36,777
So? It's also light and fun,
like a summer beach read.
382
00:12:36,811 --> 00:12:38,512
Oh, I laughed a lot.
383
00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:40,849
Mostly at how your son
and his childlike mind
384
00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:42,450
are going to exist
in society.
385
00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:44,552
Well, I, for one,
appreciate that concern.
386
00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:46,054
Thank you for your time.
387
00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,288
Not to mention,
Mrs. Goldberg,
388
00:12:47,321 --> 00:12:50,691
it is riddled with
historical inaccuracies.
389
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,627
Well, I'm sorry I didn't
have time to go to the library
390
00:12:53,661 --> 00:12:56,064
and wrestle a vagrant
for the microfiche.
391
00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:58,099
Why would you go
to the library?
392
00:12:58,132 --> 00:13:01,302
Because I am
helping Adam...
A little.
393
00:13:01,335 --> 00:13:03,304
Full disclosure,
we're study buddies.
394
00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:05,874
It's mostly just snacks
and moral support.
395
00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:07,108
It's clear
what's happening here,
396
00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,943
so I am gonna
change this grade.
397
00:13:08,977 --> 00:13:11,345
Finally. An A-minus
and we're out of here.
398
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,414
It's an F for cheating.
399
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:18,419
Well, I give you an F
for "failure as an educator,"
400
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,321
and I am taking this
to Principal Ball.
401
00:13:20,354 --> 00:13:22,090
Don't worry, Adam.
Mama's got this.
402
00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:23,191
ADULT ADAM: But she didn't.
403
00:13:23,224 --> 00:13:24,959
Adam's suspended
for two weeks.
404
00:13:24,993 --> 00:13:26,127
Balls!
405
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,896
This is
a terrifyingly bad paper,
406
00:13:27,929 --> 00:13:29,597
especially
from an adult.
407
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,299
Unacceptable, Earl.
408
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,167
Don't take it out on Adam
just 'cause you need
409
00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:36,470
to stand by your motley crew
of burnouts and sad sacks!
410
00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,672
Oh, no.
You called me what I am.
411
00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:40,274
Principal Ball, please!
412
00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:42,510
Two weeks at home?
Just the two of us?
413
00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:44,478
The time
does not fit the crime!
414
00:13:44,512 --> 00:13:46,514
I suppose
there is another option.
415
00:13:46,547 --> 00:13:48,950
The understanding
that I've clearly
learned my lesson?
416
00:13:48,983 --> 00:13:50,118
The shunning bench.
417
00:13:50,151 --> 00:13:51,652
(BELL TOLLS)
418
00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:54,022
The bench where kids wait
to see the school nurse
for their lice check?
419
00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:55,523
(BELL TOLLS)
420
00:13:55,556 --> 00:13:57,025
Yes, but we spray it.
421
00:13:57,058 --> 00:14:00,428
And it's also part
of a hallowed
Quaker tradition.
422
00:14:00,461 --> 00:14:01,862
The guilty student
sits there
423
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:05,633
while his classmates scorn him
as they casually stroll by.
424
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:06,968
(CHUCKLES)
It's a hoot.
425
00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:09,170
Sold! Gimme
the old-timey
benchy thing.
426
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,539
Never! We accept
the full suspension.
427
00:14:11,572 --> 00:14:14,475
Why? There's
a perfectly viable
shaming option available.
428
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:15,944
(BELL TOLLS)
429
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:18,479
I'd rather have Adam sitting
at home, learning from me
430
00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:20,881
than from your lazy,
fresh-mouthed teachers.
431
00:14:20,915 --> 00:14:22,016
Come on, study buddy.
432
00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,717
Okey-dokey.
That works, too.
433
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,653
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was shunning the bench,
434
00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:27,655
Geoff was facing
an angry customer.
435
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,357
I ordered a cheesesteak.
436
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,092
What's this green thing
with the red things in it?
437
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,994
You mean a salad?
How am I supposed to know?
438
00:14:33,027 --> 00:14:34,395
I'm so sorry.
I-I'll fix it.
439
00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:36,030
Don't put up
with his nonsense.
440
00:14:36,064 --> 00:14:37,131
He's a platinum member.
441
00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:39,100
Not for long,
unless I get
a new cheesesteak.
442
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,334
But Lee's is closed.
443
00:14:40,368 --> 00:14:42,670
Well, you better find out
who took mine, Barnaby Jones.
444
00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:44,738
I mean, I guess
there's only a few houses
it could have gone to.
445
00:14:44,772 --> 00:14:46,674
You're driving.
Wait, you're going, too?
446
00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:47,808
I want to see for myself
447
00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:50,011
what kind of person
takes another man's sandwich.
448
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:51,879
ADULT ADAM: And so the great
cheesesteak search began.
449
00:14:51,912 --> 00:14:53,014
(DOORBELL RINGS)
450
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:54,115
Hello, sir.
Hello, ma'am.
451
00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,150
Hello, sir.
I run a food-delivery service.
452
00:14:56,184 --> 00:14:57,485
Put me down for a beer,
please.
453
00:14:57,518 --> 00:14:59,387
We're actually looking
for a missing order.
454
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,022
But you do deliver beer,
right?
455
00:15:01,055 --> 00:15:03,824
I just wanted to confirm
that your order
was up to our standards.
456
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:06,394
Sure. But my standards
are very low.
457
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,196
One time,
I ordered a pizza.
458
00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:10,898
Honest to God,
it had three screws on it.
459
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,066
I ate it anyway.
460
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,102
With the screws?
No, dumbass!
461
00:15:14,135 --> 00:15:15,736
We're looking
for a lost cheesesteak.
462
00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:17,105
Hey, here's a fun fact...
463
00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:18,772
The, uh, Philly-style
steak sandwich
464
00:15:18,806 --> 00:15:20,608
was invented
in the 1930s,
465
00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:23,111
but cheese was not added
until the '40s.
466
00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:24,612
Just tell me
where my sandwich is.
467
00:15:24,645 --> 00:15:26,080
Let me take a look.
468
00:15:27,748 --> 00:15:29,217
Mm.
469
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,252
Definitely not
in the bottom of this can.
470
00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:33,421
You know, the French
have their own version
of hide-and-seek.
471
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,555
It's called "Sardines."
472
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:37,225
A little fun twist, though,
there's only one hider.
473
00:15:37,258 --> 00:15:38,859
(CHUCKLING)
Everybody else seeks.
474
00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:40,728
He's a bit off.
I'm out of here.
475
00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:42,630
Is he with you?
I don't see it.
476
00:15:42,663 --> 00:15:44,532
That's it.
I'm getting a bat.
477
00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:45,599
What? No!
478
00:15:46,134 --> 00:15:47,301
Hi, ma'am.
479
00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:48,936
You didn't get a cheesesteak
by accident, did you?
480
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:50,038
In fact, I did.
481
00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:51,105
Could I possibly
get that back?
482
00:15:51,139 --> 00:15:52,606
Mm, that's gonna be
kinda tough.
483
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,741
I already
ate the hell out of it.
484
00:15:53,774 --> 00:15:56,410
She reeks
of cheesy, beefy goodness!
485
00:15:56,444 --> 00:15:57,745
What are you doing?
486
00:15:57,778 --> 00:15:59,947
You monster!
(MUFFLED) Whatever!
487
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,250
ADULT ADAM: As Geoff's
business took him
all over town,
488
00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:04,585
I was at home,
and class was in session.
489
00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:06,220
Ring-a-ding-ding.
490
00:16:06,254 --> 00:16:08,622
It's time for
the Beverly Goldberg
School of Learnin'.
491
00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:10,391
From the same people
who brought me a C?
492
00:16:10,424 --> 00:16:13,494
Woodburn had it out for us,
but I think we both know
493
00:16:13,527 --> 00:16:15,929
if I hadn't been someone
who could've been a lawyer,
494
00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:18,632
I could've been someone
who might've been a teacher.
495
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:20,301
Wow.
Wow, indeed.
496
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:21,469
Check out our curriculum.
497
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,837
ADAM: A book of limericks,
The Baseball Encyclopedia,
498
00:16:23,871 --> 00:16:25,306
The Guinness Book
of World Records...
499
00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:26,574
Superfudge?
500
00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:28,276
These are all our books.
501
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:29,977
We're gonna learn
everything.
502
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,845
Here's our syllabus
for today.
503
00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:34,282
Math, English, home ec...
504
00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:36,117
That's us making a pie...
505
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:38,319
Lunch...
That's us eating a pie.
506
00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,354
There's an hour-long
snuggle break?
507
00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:41,922
I know it doesn't
seem like enough time,
508
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:44,258
but it could also be
one of your electives.
509
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:45,359
This was a big mistake.
510
00:16:45,393 --> 00:16:47,795
I shouldn't have pretended
to want your help.
511
00:16:47,828 --> 00:16:50,164
Pretended?
I-I thought we were stud buds.
512
00:16:50,198 --> 00:16:51,332
We were never stud buds!
513
00:16:51,365 --> 00:16:53,501
And, oh, my God,
don't call it that!
514
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,835
So we're not stud buds?
515
00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:57,638
Stop that! And no!
516
00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:59,973
Gosh, I just wanted you
to write my paper for me,
517
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,575
but you couldn't
even do that.
518
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,777
And now I gotta spend
even more time with you,
519
00:17:03,811 --> 00:17:06,214
which is the thing
I didn't want
in the first place.
520
00:17:07,715 --> 00:17:10,751
Well, forgive me for wanting
to be part of your life.
521
00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:13,087
Message received.
522
00:17:18,092 --> 00:17:20,761
ADULT ADAM:
After facing my mom's
constant attention,
523
00:17:20,794 --> 00:17:22,530
even the shunning bench was
better than being at home.
524
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,998
Okay, people,
don't be shy.
525
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:28,402
It's a hallowed Quaker
tradition to rip
Mr. Goldberg a new one.
526
00:17:28,436 --> 00:17:30,604
You're a fart!
(CHUCKLES) Nailed it.
527
00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:32,005
Thank you, noble ancestors.
528
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:34,175
You're too dumb to get
a smart person
to write your paper,
529
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,909
and I predict
early baldness for you.
530
00:17:35,943 --> 00:17:37,178
Gah!
531
00:17:37,211 --> 00:17:40,514
Thank you, Mr. Woodburn.
You honor our heritage.
532
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:43,217
Would anyone else like
to throw a verbal haymaker?
533
00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:44,418
I'd like a turn.
534
00:17:44,452 --> 00:17:46,820
You can't be here.
She can't be here.
535
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:49,022
I read nothing in the original
parchment about this.
536
00:17:49,056 --> 00:17:50,291
Have at it.
537
00:17:50,324 --> 00:17:52,293
Adam F. Goldberg,
you are a jerk
538
00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:54,228
for pretending
to want to spend
time with me
539
00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:55,863
just so
I'd write a paper for you.
540
00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:57,431
Weak!
Get him where it hurts!
541
00:17:57,465 --> 00:18:00,934
His hair, his body,
his stupid glasses!
542
00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:03,371
If he's not crying,
you're doing it wrong.
543
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:05,105
I was just looking
for anywhere else
544
00:18:05,139 --> 00:18:06,707
to direct
your crazy energy!
545
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,210
Oh, no! Your hot mom
loves you too much.
546
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,445
You're a turd farmer,
Goldberg.
I shun thee!
547
00:18:11,479 --> 00:18:13,381
I mean, everywhere I go,
there you are.
548
00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:15,449
She came into my shower
with math facts.
549
00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:17,351
(STUDENTS GROAN, MURMUR)
BOY: Nice.
550
00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:18,552
Yikes!
551
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,754
Okay, that was me
pretending to have
heard the bell.
552
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:23,624
People, get back
to your classes.
553
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:26,794
This questionable punishment
will resume after lunch.
554
00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:29,096
Okay,
I went too far, maybe.
555
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:30,464
(SCOFFS) Maybe?
556
00:18:30,498 --> 00:18:31,799
Fine.
557
00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,734
I helped you cheat,
and that was wrong,
558
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,704
but do you know
how hard this is for me?
559
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:39,573
Barry and Erica are gone,
and all you do
is push me away.
560
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:42,610
Because you're all over me.
You smother me with your noms.
561
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,479
I know,
but you're my last baby.
562
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,715
I don't know
what I'm gonna do
when you leave, too.
563
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:49,750
Then why push me
towards college?
564
00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:52,786
It was all I had.
565
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,388
You're so busy
being a young adult,
566
00:18:54,422 --> 00:18:56,123
I didn't know
how else to connect.
567
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,157
I'm sorry.
568
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:58,926
Me too.
569
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,161
It was wrong of me to take
advantage of your feelings.
570
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:05,466
But you do know we still
have time before college?
571
00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:08,869
So, does that mean
we can still be
study buddies
572
00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:10,871
if I promise
not to overdo it?
573
00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:14,141
We both know
that's a promise
you can't keep.
574
00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:17,311
But I will need
to take some study breaks
from time to time.
575
00:19:18,045 --> 00:19:20,848
And when you do,
I'll be there.
576
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:23,451
(THE ENGLISH BEAT'S
SAVE IT FOR LATER PLAYS)
577
00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:25,786
Is hugging allowed
on the shunning bench?
578
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,421
* Sooner or later
579
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:29,490
* Your legs give way,
you hit the ground
580
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,325
* Save it for later
581
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:32,593
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
582
00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:33,994
Food in a Geoffy.
583
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:35,929
What the hell?
584
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:37,765
I'm shutting
this whole operation down.
585
00:19:37,798 --> 00:19:38,866
Barry, you're fired.
586
00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:40,000
Fine!
587
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,202
I'm taking my Zen garden
as severance.
588
00:19:42,236 --> 00:19:43,337
Erica,
what are you doing?
589
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:45,473
What I should have done
days ago.
590
00:19:45,506 --> 00:19:47,808
Geoff, you've always
taken care of me,
591
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:50,444
especially last year,
when I was finding myself.
592
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:52,913
But now it's time for me
to take care of you.
593
00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:54,515
Unless you like
this terrible business.
594
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:55,849
I hate it so much!
595
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,150
I've gotten
three speeding tickets,
596
00:19:57,184 --> 00:19:58,319
Barry's spent all my money,
597
00:19:58,352 --> 00:19:59,687
all the neighborhood dads
are weirdos,
598
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,655
and my car permanently
smells like moo shu pork.
599
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,190
Then why'd
you keep doing it?
600
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,058
Because I thought
it was better
than doing nothing.
601
00:20:05,092 --> 00:20:06,494
I need purpose in my life.
602
00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:08,329
And we'll find it...
Together.
603
00:20:08,362 --> 00:20:10,230
But I was
driving you crazy.
604
00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:12,132
You know what's driving me
even crazier?
605
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,567
Seeing you like this.
606
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:16,437
You need to take your time
and figure out
what makes you happy.
607
00:20:17,104 --> 00:20:19,307
Right now, that's you.
608
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,141
* Sooner or later,
your legs give way...
609
00:20:21,174 --> 00:20:22,710
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes
it takes messing up
610
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:26,079
to realize just what
your life is missing,
611
00:20:26,113 --> 00:20:28,215
especially when the fear
of missing someone
612
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,217
is what drives you
in the first place.
613
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:34,822
In the end, when the people
you love have your back,
614
00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:36,490
you can do anything.
615
00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,359
Or just nothing at all.
616
00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:39,860
* You run away, run away *
617
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,764
Ha! This is my favorite.
618
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:45,032
All right, come here.
619
00:20:45,065 --> 00:20:47,034
We're being video-camera'd
right now.
620
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:48,101
Yeah.
621
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:49,770
(BELL DINGS)
622
00:20:51,472 --> 00:20:53,874
I wanted to
invite you here
to apologize
623
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:56,043
for Murray's
cheesesteak witch hunt.
624
00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:57,210
Your cooking
must be slipping
625
00:20:57,244 --> 00:20:58,612
if Murray's been
ordering out so much.
626
00:20:58,646 --> 00:21:00,213
Yeah, I'll say.
627
00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:01,782
Your husband's
at the drive-thru so often,
628
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:03,250
they gave him
his own lane.
629
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:05,753
I like you.
We should power-walk.
630
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:06,887
DIGBY: Fun fact
about walking...
631
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,623
The animal with
the fastest recorded walk,
632
00:21:09,657 --> 00:21:11,425
African bush elephant.
633
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,561
I thought it was
the last woman
you tried to talk to.
634
00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:14,628
Oh, no. She ran.
635
00:21:14,662 --> 00:21:16,697
You guys have
some fun banter going on.
636
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,232
Yeah. It's been a while
since we were all together.
637
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:20,601
Afternoon, everybody.
638
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,035
ALL: Ned!
639
00:21:22,069 --> 00:21:23,136
Beer me, please.
640
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:24,972
Oh, I'm sorry.
We just ran out.
641
00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,440
I'll be at the bar
down the street.
642
00:21:26,474 --> 00:21:28,476
Me too.
Ooh, yeah.
I'm coming.
643
00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:29,577
They seem fun.
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