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Back in the '80s,
before we had the Internet
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to diagnose all of our illnesses,
we had my mom.
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That's right.
Before there was WebMD,
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we had BevMD.
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My neck is killing me.
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I must've
slept on it funny.
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What's that? Neck pain?
Can you look down?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- You guess?
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Huh! We're going to the doctor.
It's definitely meningitis.
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It's not meningitis!
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You know who else didn't think
they had meningitis?
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Your cousin Gerald.
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Then it ate
through his spine,
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and now he's just
a human jellyfish
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they have to carry around
in a bucket!
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Walk away from me.
Let me see how you walk.
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Your gait's uneven.
We're going to the doctor!
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And while my mother
overreacted to everything,
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my dad didn't react at all.
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Dad?
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I fell off the tree
trying to get my boomerang,
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and this happened.
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Just don't pick at it.
You'll be fine.
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Yes!
I'm going back out!
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Oh! Ow!
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But the worst
was when you'd get caught
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between
their medical philosophies.
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Dad, does this look normal?
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Considering you're a greasy,
oily teen with a zit? Yes.
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No! That is a spider bite.
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My nail girl Janae's middle
son thought he had a zit,
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but it was actually
a black widow injection point.
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Next thing he knew,
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about 100 newborn spiders
emerged from his fleshy cheek.
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I don't like the spider eggs
in my face, Mama!
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Murray, start the car.
We're going to the E.R.
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Yeah, it's a zit.
I'm not doing that.
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Mama's got you, baby!
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I don't
want the spiders!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say ♪
*THE GOLDBERGS*
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Season 06 Episode 20
Title: "This is This is Spinal Tap"
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April
3rd, 1980-something,
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and my sister's
stalled music career
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was about to get a boost.
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Guys, I have insane news!
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We just got
the gig of a lifetime.
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We're playing The Philadelphia
freakin' Spectrum!
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The Spectrum?
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The Flyers Wives
have this charity
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where they throw
a whole carnival.
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And we got picked
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to be the local band
to perform live on stage.
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How did this even happen?
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Word of mouth, obviously.
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For sure. Also,
I submitted a demo.
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Oh, my God, Geoff.
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You are seriously
the most amazing
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boyfriend/band manager ever.
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Me, manager? Really?
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You got us our big break, Geoff.
You've totally earned it.
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Sweet! If there's
one thing I know,
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managing my hot-tempered
girlfriend's band
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could only end well.
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Problem. This letter's
for you and Lainey.
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Yeah, I submitted their demo
six months ago.
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So now they're only getting
two-thirds of the band they want?
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You suck, and you're fired!
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Oh, no! This didn't
end well at all!
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We are so boned!
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There's no way they'll ever
want us to perform now.
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Like, why not? We still totally
rock it hard without Lainey.
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It's true. The Dropouts
still got the goods.
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I demand you go for it!
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Damn it. Our old but re-hired
band manager is right.
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Our rocket ride to
superstardom begins now.
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You know, I've been dabbling a
bit in documentary filmmaking.
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Maybe I can make a
rockumentary about you guys,
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like U2's
Rattle and Hum.
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No way, nerd.
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Oh, wait. Sorry.
Force of habit.
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- Yes.
- For real?
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Our fans will for sure want
to know how it all started.
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Sweet! You get to perform
for carnies
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and the Flyers'
romantic partners,
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and I get to film it.
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I heard "Flyers"
and "carnies."
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I must be a part
of whatever this is.
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They got a real gig
playing The Spectrum.
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No, it's none of his business.
Just butt out, dude.
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Come on! We both know
you need my fresh rhymes.
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Your garbage rap
has no place in a rock band.
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So what about when Aerosmith
combined their rock
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with the sick rap stylings
of Run-DMC?
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Doesn't matter!
You're not even in the band.
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Oh, I'm in the band!
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- No, you're not.
- I'm in the band.
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No, you're not!
Stop saying it!
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- Saying what?
- You're in the band.
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She said it!
Adam's got it on tape!
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It's official!
I'm in the band.
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And so Barry decided
to butt into Erica's life.
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Meanwhile, my Dad was facing
the decision of a lifetime.
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What form you like
your pretzels in, Mur?
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Rods or twists?
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Really?
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It's gotten to the point
where you're so lazy,
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even Bill
has to get your snacks?
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Hey, there's nothing lazy
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about my robust
gentleman best friend here.
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Thank you, Bill!
He just hasn't been able
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to use his left arm
for three weeks
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because of a searing,
fire-like shoulder pain.
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Thank you, Bill!
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You what?
Why haven't you said anything?
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I just tweaked my shoulder
reaching for the remote wrong.
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Don't make a big deal
out of it.
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You can't move your arm.
How is that not a big deal?
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It's just a tweak!
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Or advanced leprosy.
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Oh, no!
That's the worst kind!
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Don't listen to her, Bill.
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You know who else
didn't listen?
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Myrna Silvman's nephew.
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And the boy had to move
to a Hawaiian island
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where there are
no direct flights.
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In the end, he was just
an ear and a foot.
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Sweet Lord! I don't want a friend
who's just human odds and ends.
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Go to a doctor!
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I'm not going to a doctor!
They're scam artists!
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Yeah. Looks like you just
tweaked your shoulder.
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Damn it! There goes another
100 bucks plus parking.
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Why don't I set you up
with a sling?
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Ugh. Here comes
the upsell.
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I'm just so glad you don't
have to move to a leper colony
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and turn into an eyeball
and a couple of knuckles.
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How long have you had
this mole?
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- There a problem?
- No, it's just a bit abnormal.
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It's probably nothing,
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but I'd like to do a biopsy,
just to be safe.
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Ah, the
"just-to-be-safe biopsy."
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Again with the upsell.
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Your insurance covers it.
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Head two doors down.
It's not gonna cost you anything.
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Hoo-hoo!
You hear that, Bevy?
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This clown's giving away
free biopsies.
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Quickly,
show him your blotches.
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Murray, this is serious.
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I'm fine.
Don't spin out.
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Doctor, quick question.
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- Will he live?
- Yup.
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Don't sugarcoat it.
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Will he live?
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Yup.
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Have you no bedside manner?
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Will he live?
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Yup.
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As my paranoid mom spun out,
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I was busy
spinning documentary gold.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Girls, rise up ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
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♪ Girls, rise up ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
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- ♪ Girls rise up... ♪ - ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ Yo, whassup, girl?
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♪ Get in my Jacuzzi ♪
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♪ I invited you in 'cause
you look like a floozy ♪
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That's inappropriate!
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♪ My name is Big Tasty,
and you just won the lotto ♪
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♪ So take off your clothes ♪
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- ♪ And come into my grotto ♪
- Okay, stop right now!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Oh, just riffing
on your girl-power theme
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with a laser-hot verse.
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I'm gonna kill your face!
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Come on, Erica!
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Just let me
rock The Spectrum with you.
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This is my dream.
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Oh, my God.
You have so many stupid dreams.
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- Why take mine?
- But this one
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encompasses all of them.
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First, I wow the crowd
with my lyrical gymnastics,
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thus getting signed
to a major record label.
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- That's crazy.
- Second, I drop the mic,
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pick up a hockey stick.
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The Flyers Wives
see my hockey skills
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and immediately sign me
to their husbands' team.
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That's even crazier.
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Third,
I drop the hockey stick,
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pick up a stethoscope,
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save the charity
by curing cancer
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right there on the ice!
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You will not ruin
my legitimate dream
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with your three
ridiculous ones.
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You're not
in the band!
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- Uhh! Ah!
- Ugh!
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- Hey!
- I'm so sick of you!
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- Oh, no! Okay.
- Ow! My ass!
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His ass!
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Initial thoughts?
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Well, I... I'm not gonna
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sugarcoat this,
'cause I love you,
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but this movie's
complete hazarai.
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What's that mean?
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Yiddish for
"a flaming pile *** of."
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I know!
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Erica's band didn't even
get through one song.
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If anything,
it's hilarious.
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They're like
big-haired bozos
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who don't even know
what words mean.
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Wait! That's it!
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This whole time, I thought I was
making a serious concert film,
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but really, this is
This is Spinal Tap!
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What is "Spinal Tap"?
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This is
This is Spinal Tap!
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Okay, I know I ask this a lot,
but I mean it this time.
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What's happening?
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It's a mockumentary
about a fictional band.
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It's one of my favorite
comedies of all time.
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Look, here's a sketch from TV.
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You've got Nigel Tufnel,
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David St. Hubbins,
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Derek Smalls.
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They're such British morons
that their amps go to 11
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and they can never
find their way to stage.
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Wait. Y... You want
to make fun of Erica?
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But your whole movie's
supposed to be
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about her rocket ride
to fame.
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Does it really matter whose
rocket ride to fame it is,
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as long as someone
gets on the rocket?
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- Mainly me?
- You're very passionate,
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so I'll just say,
"Go get 'em!"
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Pops is on board!
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Thanks for always
being there for me!
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I really don't need
to come over so much.
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While I secretly
turned my rockumentary
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into a mockumentary...
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...my
mom had spilled the secret
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about my dad's
suspicious mole.
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- What?
- Hi, Murray.
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It's just... so good
to see you up and about.
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- Uh-huh.
- Thought you might like
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a nice homemade
baked ziti tonight.
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Okay.
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- What?
- We just want to say
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that we're here for you.
249
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Okay.
250
00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:02,956
- What?
- You are not alone,
251
00:08:03,044 --> 00:08:04,146
Murray Goldberg.
252
00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,284
Okay.
253
00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:08,661
What?
254
00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,357
We know about
that suspicious mole!
255
00:08:10,445 --> 00:08:12,263
- Bevy!
- What is it? What can I do?
256
00:08:12,351 --> 00:08:14,138
They know! They're
giving me free stuff!
257
00:08:14,226 --> 00:08:16,419
I told you dumb cows
not to say anything.
258
00:08:16,665 --> 00:08:18,786
And thank you all
for the thoughtful dish.
259
00:08:19,435 --> 00:08:21,036
I told you
it's not a big deal.
260
00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:23,739
But then you go and blab it
to your mob of yentas?
261
00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:25,318
I had to, Murray.
262
00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,068
This way,
they'll lay awake all night
263
00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:29,159
full of panic and misery,
just like me.
264
00:08:29,323 --> 00:08:30,841
It's the whole point
of friendship.
265
00:08:30,929 --> 00:08:32,713
Fine, as long as you didn't
tell anybody else.
266
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,966
No one. I promise.
267
00:08:36,456 --> 00:08:38,224
There's my angel
on Earth.
268
00:08:38,312 --> 00:08:40,239
I might've mentioned it
to one other person.
269
00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,060
Don't you worry, pal.
270
00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:45,474
I'll marry Bev
and raise your kids as my own.
271
00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:49,872
After realizing my
sister's band was ridiculous,
272
00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,364
I became Marty DiBergi
273
00:08:51,452 --> 00:08:53,653
and would direct my own
version of Spinal Tap.
274
00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,864
So, this is where
the magic happens, huh?
275
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,661
Oh, yeah.
I find inspiration everywhere.
276
00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:01,443
This week, I'm really inspired
by women being empowered.
277
00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:03,700
I mean, take someone
like Gloria Tubman.
278
00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:05,957
She discovered
the Underground Railroad
279
00:09:06,007 --> 00:09:07,880
and was
the first lady to vote.
280
00:09:08,066 --> 00:09:09,899
She's my muse,
which is why we dedicated
281
00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:11,510
our first cassingle
to her memory.
282
00:09:11,598 --> 00:09:13,731
It's called
Don't be Jealous Cuz I'm Hot.
283
00:09:14,026 --> 00:09:15,759
So, how long
have you been drumming for?
284
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,888
Actually, I'm pretty new
to the drums.
285
00:09:17,976 --> 00:09:19,138
But when I started,
286
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,130
it was like I'd been
drumming my whole life
287
00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,997
in here.
288
00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:25,700
Ba-boom.
289
00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:26,903
Ba-boom.
290
00:09:26,991 --> 00:09:30,604
Ba-boom, boom, boom-boom,
boom... boom.
291
00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:32,747
I have an irregular heartbeat.
292
00:09:32,987 --> 00:09:35,427
Welcome to my musical lair.
293
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,794
Got my many trophies
over here.
294
00:09:40,263 --> 00:09:43,362
Check it!
Personal kara-te dojo.
295
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,855
All my sweat gear.
296
00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:47,644
Wristbands, headbands,
towels...
297
00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:48,988
Soaks it all up.
298
00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,886
This is my home studio.
299
00:09:50,987 --> 00:09:53,597
I got a list of words
that rhyme with other words.
300
00:09:53,702 --> 00:09:57,275
Cat, bat, hat,
mat, rat...
301
00:09:57,402 --> 00:09:58,927
Dude, why do you
keep filming him?
302
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,188
He's not even
in the band!
303
00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:01,433
Yeah,
I'm in the band!
304
00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:03,058
You're not in the band!
305
00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,449
You're not in the band!
306
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,868
Get out of here!
307
00:10:05,956 --> 00:10:07,025
You suck!
308
00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:10,424
I'm in the band.
309
00:10:10,512 --> 00:10:11,955
So, how'd you guys
get your name?
310
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,566
Our band name? Oh, man,
that's a crazy story.
311
00:10:14,654 --> 00:10:16,567
See, we're called
The Dropouts because
312
00:10:16,691 --> 00:10:18,734
we dropped out
of college.
313
00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:20,339
When you hear it
out loud,
314
00:10:20,427 --> 00:10:22,628
it's not really crazy
or a story.
315
00:10:23,764 --> 00:10:25,839
I'm their manager.
Rock 'n' roll!
316
00:10:26,098 --> 00:10:27,451
Danish butter cookie?
317
00:10:27,956 --> 00:10:29,784
But that's your special tin.
318
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,144
It's the least I can do.
319
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:33,487
I mean, this year's
been so hard.
320
00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:36,447
No one in this
family has taken me seriously
321
00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,839
except for you.
322
00:10:38,174 --> 00:10:40,290
I don't know where I would be
without your support.
323
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:43,456
I mean, you're making
a whole movie just for me.
324
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,503
Ohh, wow!
325
00:10:46,816 --> 00:10:48,566
Ch... Ch... Chad,
maybe you should cut?
326
00:10:48,662 --> 00:10:50,712
No, no, no, no,
I want this all on tape.
327
00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,987
I love you, little buddy.
328
00:10:54,772 --> 00:10:56,165
I'm sorry.
I need a sec.
329
00:10:56,253 --> 00:10:57,686
Oh, balls!
330
00:10:57,774 --> 00:10:59,323
Okay, this is
no longer Spinal Tap.
331
00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:02,573
We are back to being a serious
rockumentary. Understand?
332
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,794
This is no longer funny
in any way.
333
00:11:04,952 --> 00:11:06,300
Oh, ge...
334
00:11:07,652 --> 00:11:11,847
Uh. I just made 1,000 concert
T-shirts to sell at our gig.
335
00:11:11,935 --> 00:11:13,068
Check it.
336
00:11:13,328 --> 00:11:14,498
Who's Big Testy?
337
00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:16,947
Oh, no.
338
00:11:17,035 --> 00:11:19,558
It implies I have
oversized private parts!
339
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,859
Oh, wait.
340
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,394
Nice!
341
00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,737
Not a comedy.
Serious stuff.
342
00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,438
While I was
bailing on my mockumentary,
343
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,310
my dad was cheering himself up
with a day in the sun.
344
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,030
Going to the Phillies game.
See you later.
345
00:11:32,117 --> 00:11:33,717
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
346
00:11:33,805 --> 00:11:36,726
You want to bake in the stands
in an open baseball stadium
347
00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:39,117
like a Wawa hot dog
for hours on end?
348
00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:40,445
You mean live my life? Yeah.
349
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,195
Bevy, let the man
have a little fun
350
00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:43,896
before he lays down
his burden.
351
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:45,719
And crosses beyond the veil.
352
00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:48,056
Bill, no one knows what you're saying.
Go wait in the car.
353
00:11:48,143 --> 00:11:49,765
It's fine.
Go see the Phillies.
354
00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:52,539
All I ask is you take
a few tiny precautions
355
00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:53,907
to protect yourself
from the sun.
356
00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:56,023
Let's get this over with.
357
00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:57,816
Is that you, Mur?
358
00:11:57,904 --> 00:12:01,625
It is him, underneath three
layers of SPF-500 sunblock,
359
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,366
opera-length ski gloves,
360
00:12:03,454 --> 00:12:05,687
my gardening hat,
zinc for the nose,
361
00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:06,908
fetching neckerchief,
362
00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:08,836
and BluBlocker sunglasses.
363
00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:12,359
In case it's not clear,
I'm not going to the game.
364
00:12:12,447 --> 00:12:13,515
Don't worry, buddy.
365
00:12:13,603 --> 00:12:15,742
Just a regular-season game.
Not gonna miss a thing.
366
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,976
Phillies great Mike Schmidt
stunned the baseball world today
367
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,858
with his surprise
retirement announcement
368
00:12:20,945 --> 00:12:22,000
before tonight's game.
369
00:12:22,088 --> 00:12:24,131
18 years ago,
I left Dayton, Ohio,
370
00:12:24,219 --> 00:12:27,297
with a dream to
become a major-league baseball player.
371
00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:30,078
I thank God
that dream came true.
372
00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,037
You made me miss
Mike Schmidt's last game.
373
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,133
Was he good?
374
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,969
Only the greatest Phillie
of all time!
375
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:38,126
Well, maybe
he'll change his mind
376
00:12:38,213 --> 00:12:39,282
and play
more baseball games.
377
00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:40,633
- Leave me be.
- Got it.
378
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:42,944
My dad wouldnever
get over missing that game.
379
00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:44,836
Meanwhile,
The Dropouts had arrived
380
00:12:44,924 --> 00:12:46,290
at the city's
biggest charity event.
381
00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:47,590
Okay, guys,
we're rolling.
382
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,930
All right, time to finish
this very legitimate,
383
00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:51,317
non-ironic documentary.
384
00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:52,570
Everyone feeling okay?
385
00:12:52,658 --> 00:12:54,272
Not at all. There's
so many people down there.
386
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:57,109
Dude, you're our manager!
Your job is to calm us down!
387
00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:59,078
I want to,
but did you see the crowd?
388
00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:01,500
If you're not super nervous,
you really should be.
389
00:13:01,588 --> 00:13:03,086
This is, like,
a total nightmare.
390
00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:06,406
They even got hockey legend
Bobby Clarke in the dunk tank!
391
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,067
I'm so glad
I'm not in this band
392
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,209
and don't have
to sing for him.
393
00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:10,510
What do you mean
you're not in the band?
394
00:13:10,597 --> 00:13:12,340
You made it very clear
that you were!
395
00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:14,036
I never once said that!
All right?
396
00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:15,747
Tell 'em,
manager Geoff!
397
00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,538
I can't! It's too much!
I quit!
398
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,606
Oh, no!
We just lost our manager!
399
00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:21,436
He's, like, the backbone
of this whole operation!
400
00:13:21,523 --> 00:13:24,091
Okay! Everyone, calm down!
401
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:27,419
Erica, you said me supporting
you means everything, right?
402
00:13:27,552 --> 00:13:28,661
So hear me now.
403
00:13:28,749 --> 00:13:30,492
You were born
to do this!
404
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:31,883
What about me?
405
00:13:32,315 --> 00:13:33,748
You were born, too.
406
00:13:33,836 --> 00:13:34,811
Was I born?
407
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,583
Yes, everyone here
was born!
408
00:13:36,671 --> 00:13:39,513
Okay, just go out there
and sing your heart out
409
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,114
so I can get
some awesome footage
410
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:44,458
for my very real,
non-comedic documentary.
411
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:46,076
Adam's right.
412
00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:48,077
We got this, guys!
Rock 'n' roll!
413
00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:49,567
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
414
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,403
Also, I'm back in the band!
415
00:13:51,491 --> 00:13:53,534
Whoo!
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
416
00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:54,885
Whoo!
417
00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:56,196
Yeah!
418
00:13:56,284 --> 00:13:58,547
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
419
00:13:58,635 --> 00:13:59,975
Rock 'n' roll!
Let's go!
420
00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:01,146
Rock 'n' roll!
421
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:02,738
Oh.
422
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:04,459
Oh. Must be
the, uh, other way.
423
00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:05,680
Rock 'n' roll
this way!
424
00:14:05,768 --> 00:14:07,031
Rock 'n' roll! Yeah!
425
00:14:07,119 --> 00:14:08,443
Rock 'n' roll!
426
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:10,216
Ow!
427
00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,657
- Rock 'n' roll, baby.
- Rock 'n' roll! Whoo!
428
00:14:12,842 --> 00:14:13,922
Rock 'n' roll!
429
00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,248
- All right.
- Whoo-hoo!
430
00:14:15,336 --> 00:14:17,529
Hey. Uh, we're looking
for the stage.
431
00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:19,428
Oh, you go
down that way,
432
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,090
turn left, then left,
and go straight up the ramp.
433
00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,537
- There's your stage.
- All right.
434
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,678
Rock n' roll!
435
00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:26,029
- Rock n' roll.
- Rock n' roll.
436
00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:27,160
Whoo!
437
00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:28,421
Yeah. One more lap.
438
00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:30,082
- Whoo!
- Rock n' roll!
439
00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,115
Rock n' roll!
440
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:33,954
Damn it!
441
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,443
What the...
442
00:14:35,539 --> 00:14:37,492
How the hell you all
end up back here again?
443
00:14:37,591 --> 00:14:40,774
Oh, my God! You guys
really are Spinal Tap! What?
444
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,943
I'm literally doing
everything I can
445
00:14:43,031 --> 00:14:45,045
to not make this documentary
a complete farce,
446
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,096
but it's impossible
to make you look good!
447
00:14:47,184 --> 00:14:48,507
Wait. That's what
you've been doing?
448
00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:50,327
Making me look
like some kind of joke?
449
00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:52,733
Honestly,
I didn't have to do much.
450
00:14:53,049 --> 00:14:55,920
So much for being the one
person left who believes in me.
451
00:14:56,342 --> 00:14:57,725
Hey!
452
00:14:57,842 --> 00:15:00,765
I found another place
that's not the stage!
453
00:15:00,938 --> 00:15:04,233
Now please help me down!
I'm so scared!
454
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:06,432
Hey.
455
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,648
I know you're mad,
456
00:15:07,736 --> 00:15:10,811
but I got you a little something
that I know will cheer you up.
457
00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:13,845
I went to Carvel,
and I ordered a...
458
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:15,619
Schmitty-Puss!
459
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:16,984
- A what-a-puss?
- Schmitty-Puss.
460
00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:18,814
It's a Cookie-Puss
ice cream cake
461
00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:22,287
with a butterscotch mustache
made special just for you!
462
00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,545
You didn't
have to do that.
463
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,733
I already moved on from
the whole Mike Schmidt thing.
464
00:15:27,821 --> 00:15:28,954
- Really?
- Yeah.
465
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:31,147
- I went back to Dr. Emry this morning.
- Without me?
466
00:15:31,235 --> 00:15:32,708
He said it's all good.
467
00:15:32,847 --> 00:15:34,510
After all that, I'm fine.
468
00:15:34,637 --> 00:15:36,623
Oh, poop.
I am so relieved!
469
00:15:36,711 --> 00:15:37,865
You have no idea.
470
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,303
What are we
waiting for, Mur?
471
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,740
Let's go get
our Schmitty-Puss.
472
00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:44,343
I can taste Mike's butterscotch
mustache right now.
473
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:48,975
Wow, your neck
is thirsty.
474
00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:51,350
It's really sopping up
all this sunscreen.
475
00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:53,717
Yeah, spread it around good,
like peanut butter.
476
00:15:53,805 --> 00:15:54,848
What the hell's going on?
477
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:56,687
What? Just doing what
you wanted. Sunscreening up.
478
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:58,777
Carvel is down the street.
479
00:15:58,865 --> 00:16:01,388
He doesn't need that much goop
to go a couple of blocks.
480
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:02,757
All right, go ahead
and pop that shirt off.
481
00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:04,046
Don't want those rays
to get through.
482
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,803
No! Don't pop anything off.
483
00:16:05,891 --> 00:16:07,787
- What the hell is happening?
- Nothing.
484
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,027
Did you talk to the doctor?
What did he say?
485
00:16:10,115 --> 00:16:12,928
Well, the general gist is
he's got a bad mole,
486
00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:15,459
so Mur's gotta go back and
have more melon balled out.
487
00:16:15,547 --> 00:16:17,537
Wait. You took him
to the doctor instead of me?
488
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,193
- I'm his rock.
- No, I'm his rock.
489
00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:22,193
Enough!
You are unbelievable.
490
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,754
Your suspicious mole turns out
to be more than suspicious,
491
00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:26,194
and you weren't even
gonna tell me!
492
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,366
I just didn't want you to go
crazy, like you always do.
493
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:30,416
What's crazy
about loving my family
494
00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:31,756
and wanting them
to be healthy?
495
00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:34,162
You made Adam think he had
a spider's nest in his face.
496
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,959
You told Erica that she
had coal miner's lung.
497
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:39,407
And you convinced Barry
that he had salmonella!
498
00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:41,068
He did have salmonella!
499
00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:43,369
He ate a raw goose egg
that he found in the park.
500
00:16:43,476 --> 00:16:45,014
Fine!
Barry's a moron!
501
00:16:45,102 --> 00:16:47,568
But the last thing I need
right now is you spinning out.
502
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:48,834
Of course
I'm spinning out.
503
00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:51,095
You're my husband!
I want to help you!
504
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:52,276
You can't.
505
00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:54,240
Look, I haven't
taken good care of myself.
506
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:56,032
But I gotta deal with this
on my own.
507
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,432
Because you,
all you do is make it worse.
508
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:07,838
My mom realized that she had to
stop stressing about my dad's health,
509
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,791
so she took a more
laid-back approach.
510
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:12,702
Hey, hey! What's
the word, papa bird?
511
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:15,494
- What is this?
- It's just me. Easy-breezy Beverleezy.
512
00:17:15,582 --> 00:17:17,500
- What are you talking about?
- Oops. I almost forgot.
513
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:19,500
Doctor E
gave us a ring rang,
514
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,275
little jingle jangle
on the Ma Bell.
515
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:22,521
What? What are these words?
516
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,843
Doc said you're all set
517
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:25,454
for your little
snip and stitch manana.
518
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,280
Not that I'm stressin'.
Ya feel me?
519
00:17:27,368 --> 00:17:29,021
Actually not,
but it doesn't matter.
520
00:17:29,109 --> 00:17:30,937
It's just outpatient.
Bill will take me home.
521
00:17:31,035 --> 00:17:33,428
Makes no diff to me.
Cab it, thumb it.
522
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,523
Heck, grab
Big Tasty's skateboard
523
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,094
and shred
all the way home, brah.
524
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,484
Did you say "brah"?
525
00:17:38,572 --> 00:17:40,031
Did you get hit in the head?
What's wrong with you?
526
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,374
Nothing!
527
00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:43,415
Frankie says "Relax"!
528
00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:44,805
Where's the beef?
529
00:17:44,893 --> 00:17:46,266
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
530
00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:47,837
Oy vey, Murray!
531
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:51,243
Beverly's loudmouth yentas
just told me about.
532
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,352
The mole.
533
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,282
You're harshin'
everyone's vibe, Daddy-o.
534
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,961
The only mole we talk about
in this house is guaca-mole.
535
00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:59,714
Why is she speaking
in jive and Spanish?
536
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,635
I told her
that she makes us crazy
537
00:18:01,723 --> 00:18:02,953
with her constant worrying.
538
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:05,008
- That, you do.
- Okay, fine!
539
00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:07,359
I love this family so much,
I worry myself sick.
540
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:08,586
That, she does.
541
00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:11,164
But there's one thing
I'm even better at than worrying
542
00:18:11,252 --> 00:18:12,515
when it comes
to my family,
543
00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:13,922
and that's kicking ass.
544
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,013
That, you do.
545
00:18:15,214 --> 00:18:16,867
So I'm not gonna
worry about this anymore,
546
00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:18,024
and neither are you,
547
00:18:18,112 --> 00:18:21,524
because I refuse to let
anything bad happen to you.
548
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:22,914
Understand?
549
00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:25,065
But if I'm gonna change,
then so will you.
550
00:18:25,152 --> 00:18:26,602
No more ignoring doctors
551
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,293
and not taking care
of yourself.
552
00:18:28,389 --> 00:18:30,935
You're gonna eat right,
wear sunscreen...
553
00:18:31,732 --> 00:18:34,138
And take a damn walk with me
once in a while.
554
00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:35,226
Got it?
555
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:40,810
That is why
you're my rock.
556
00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:42,115
I always will be.
557
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:45,216
Turns out my dad was
just as scared as my mom.
558
00:18:45,427 --> 00:18:47,631
But with her help, he was
ready to face anything.
559
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:50,076
As for Erica,
she was ready to bail.
560
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:51,807
Here.
It's a map to the stage.
561
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:52,938
You're gonna need it.
562
00:18:53,025 --> 00:18:54,513
We all agree
you got this.
563
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,734
Go away.
564
00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:57,607
I'm not going out there.
565
00:18:57,844 --> 00:18:59,199
You were right.
We're a joke.
566
00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:00,290
It's my fault.
567
00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:02,123
You only think that
'cause of my mean video.
568
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:03,476
It's no one's fault.
569
00:19:03,564 --> 00:19:05,737
'Cause this whole
music dream of mine,
570
00:19:05,848 --> 00:19:07,039
it's just
not happening.
571
00:19:07,127 --> 00:19:08,555
Well, you may not
believe in yourself,
572
00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:09,554
but you were right.
573
00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:11,390
I really do
believe in you.
574
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:13,454
And I know you can rock
the hell out of that crowd.
575
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,379
Truth is, you don't even need
my sick rhymes.
576
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,590
You'll do great
on your own.
577
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,929
Although...
578
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,523
I would do a lot better
if you were out there with me.
579
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:24,781
Even Aerosmith needs a little
Run-DMC every once in a while.
580
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:27,054
So what do you say
we forget about my stupid song
581
00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:28,281
and do a real one?
582
00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:30,036
Normally,
documentary filmmakers
583
00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:31,860
aren't supposed to get
involved with their subjects,
584
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:32,990
but screw it!
585
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:34,771
And so Erica and Barry
586
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:36,625
got a taste
of their musical dreams
587
00:19:36,713 --> 00:19:39,617
by joining forces to show
everyone in The Spectrum
588
00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:41,218
how to "Walk This Way."
589
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:53,218
♪ Ahh, she starts swingin'
with the boys in tune ♪
590
00:19:53,306 --> 00:19:55,172
♪ And her feet
fly up in the air ♪
591
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,554
♪ Singin'
"Hey, diddle-diddle,
592
00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:57,688
"with the kitty
in the middle" ♪
593
00:19:57,775 --> 00:19:59,687
♪ And they swingin'
like it just don't care ♪
594
00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:01,382
- ♪ So I took a big ♪
- ♪ Chance ♪
595
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:02,545
- ♪ At the high school ♪
- ♪ Dance ♪
596
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:03,938
♪ With a lady
who was ready to play ♪
597
00:20:04,025 --> 00:20:05,867
♪ It wasn't me
she was foolin' ♪
598
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,969
♪ 'Cause she knew
what she was doin' ♪
599
00:20:07,056 --> 00:20:08,507
♪ When she told me
how to walk this way ♪
600
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:09,428
♪ She told me to ♪
601
00:20:09,516 --> 00:20:11,663
♪ Walk this way ♪
602
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,044
♪ Talk this way ♪
603
00:20:14,132 --> 00:20:15,513
Life is a funny thing.
604
00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,763
That year,
my dad's big health scare
605
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:18,997
would change him forever.
606
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,208
But the one thing
that always stayed the same
607
00:20:21,315 --> 00:20:23,978
was that my mom
would be right by his side.
608
00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,059
As for The Dropouts,
playing The Spectrum
609
00:20:26,147 --> 00:20:27,800
wouldn't just be
their best performance.
610
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,294
It'd be their last.
611
00:20:29,403 --> 00:20:30,856
'Cause as important as it was
612
00:20:30,944 --> 00:20:32,981
for Erica to achieve
her musical dreams,
613
00:20:33,102 --> 00:20:35,388
she realized
it was more important
614
00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:36,787
to go out on top.
615
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,335
Sync corrections by srjanapala
616
00:20:50,385 --> 00:20:52,013
'Sup, cheerleaders?
You may have heard
617
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,859
about my gig at The
Spectrum last night.
618
00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:55,509
It's huge news.
People are talking.
619
00:20:55,596 --> 00:20:57,779
Anyway, I am
back on the market.
620
00:20:57,866 --> 00:20:59,339
And with graduation
coming up,
621
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,869
time is running out to
score a date with Big Tasty.
622
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,559
Who is that? You're funny.
I like that.
623
00:21:04,646 --> 00:21:05,609
How do you feel
about Olive Garden?
624
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:06,739
Sorry.
625
00:21:06,826 --> 00:21:08,439
It's a "no".
'Cause of Lainey.
626
00:21:08,526 --> 00:21:10,749
- You know Lainey?
- All cheerleaders have a strict code.
627
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,092
Ex-boyfriends
are off-limits.
628
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,529
- Your loyalty is very refreshing.
- Thank you.
629
00:21:14,616 --> 00:21:16,334
And in the spirit
of honesty,
630
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:18,381
I really didn't
want you to say yes,
631
00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:19,669
'cause I'm not
over Lainey.
632
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,170
I'm only here
to impress the jocks.
633
00:21:21,258 --> 00:21:22,937
- They said yes!
- No. They didn't.
634
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:24,123
Also, we don't care.
635
00:21:24,211 --> 00:21:26,289
Well, have a nice day,
cheerleaders.
636
00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:28,203
Yeah! Ha!
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