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Four punches!
Straight punches!
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Hey, Fits, great news!
Hey, Ben, real job.
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Yeah, yeah.
Step cuts!
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My friend Joe showed my musicbox
to his Boston Halstead Records.
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Hey, don't say "blog".
And we're kicking, now!
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Hey, they want to bring me in
for an interview.
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That's great, man. We're all starting
to worry about unemployed Ben.
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What are you watching?
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Intervention.
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What's you watchin'?
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Barefoot Contessa.
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All you talk about
is meth!
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Intervention.
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Intervention?
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I can handle it!
You don't...
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You don't know me!
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There were talks of staging
an Intervention intervention.
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Not me, baby.
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I'm indestructible.
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I'm Superman.
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Oh...
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Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com
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To Ben, for pursuing a job
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he doesn't have
to lie to girls about.
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Hey!
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So I texted Joe.
I want to buy him
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a "thanks for the
interview" drink.
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Really? Ah, I hate it
when we hang out
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with people that aren't us.
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Oh, no.
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It's okay. I'll just
make small talk or something.
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No. Oh, no.
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I texted the wrong Joe.
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Sara, why aren't you breathing?
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Sara dated this
Joe after college.
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He destroyed her.
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Hey, guys.
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Joe!
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I mean... hey.
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What's so bad about Joe?
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He's kind of cute.
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Well, Joe is
Sara's mindbanger.
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Okay, I'll bite.
What's a mindbanger?
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Well, you know, it's that one
person who gets into your head
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and takes over your mind.
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And once you're datingthat person,
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you forget who you are andall the things you care about.
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And all that mattersis sustaining
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your dysfunctionalrelationship.
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Gia Pots.
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Tanya Baker.
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Adam Foster.
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See?
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So what happens
when Sara's with Joe?
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Well, first, she blows off
all of her friends.
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Hey, guys.
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Joe and I are gonna go
somewhere a little quieter
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to catch up.
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No. No, you're not.
Not allowed.
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Remember our friendship promise?
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Listen up, Ben.
Ow.
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If I ever try to get
back together with Joe,
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ever, promise me
you won't let me.
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I...
Promise me.
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I promise.
You're hurting me.
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Ow.
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Ben, please, I was 23.
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I was young and naive.
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It's just catching up.
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Or, whatever.
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Okay.
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Thank you
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for coming with me
and making sure
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I do not buy
this car.
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I don't need this car.
I'm here to look at it.
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I don't even have a
place to put this car.
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I should buy this car.
Should I get this?
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No.
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You're doing a great job.
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Hi. Riley?
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Ariel. Hi.
How's it going?
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Hi.
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I'm Ariel.
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Like the mermaid.
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But with legs.
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And other parts.
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How do you guys
know each other?
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You know, the Scene.
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Oh, my God.
I love this car.
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What's a girl got to do
to get a ride in it?
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I think you just talk to
one of the salespeople
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over there and...
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Or...
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Just say yes to me when
I ask you on a date.
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And then I will come
and pick you up in it.
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This is my building. 8:00.
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See you later, Riley.
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Bye-bye.
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Boom!
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Did you see that?
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That was the smoothest
moment in my whole life!
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I was like Bruce Wayne.
I was like
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when Michael Keaton
played Bruce Wayne,
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not like when Val Kilmer
played Bruce Wayne.
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You don't want this car,
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and you don't want
to go out with Ariel.
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Yeah, I do.
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She has legs and other parts.
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She's a skanky
scenester chick
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who bangs rich guys
to get free stuff.
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Are you saying that she
just wants to have sex with me
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because I'm rich?
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Yup.
That is so awesome.
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Don't you want
to go out with somebody
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who likes the real Aaron?
No.
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The real Aaron
has a very spotty track record.
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I got us a "Build
Blackbeard's Ship" kit!
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Say hello to
our weekend.
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I have to go.
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I know we've only known each
other for about three days,
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but I'm falling
in love with you.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I love you.
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I have to go.
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And then the fourth time
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my mom tried
to kill herself,
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I was away at camp.
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Just go.
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Okay. The people that Ariel
hangs out with are fake.
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You're a real person.
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Right, but maybe real
isn't really working out for me.
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Nobody likes real.
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Everyone likes real.
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I mean, breasts,
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Housewives,Time with Bill Maher.
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Okay, stop.
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Here's a question.
Would you rather eat
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a raw potato,
or double-bacon potato skins
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with sour cream and chives?
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Well, potato skins, but...
Bah! Analogied!
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Excuse me. I'm gonna
go buy this car.
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It's open. Come in.
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Sara, hey.
I have something to say to you,
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so, um, I wrote it down
in a letter
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like they do on Intervention.
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Okay. "Dear Sara,
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"I know you've rekindled
your romance with Joe,
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but your behavior is really
scaring the people who love..."
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I can't hear you!
Come in here!
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"...you.
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"Oh. Help me rinse.
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Fine.
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No! My speech!
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Oh, man.
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Why is your head
leaking dark goo?
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I'm dying my hair.
Oh!
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Damn it.
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You know what?
You're in phase two.
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Yeah. You're becoming
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the girl you think Joe wants.
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I'm not changing myself for Joe.
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You are literally
changing yourself.
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But not for Joe. For me.
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And the fact
that Joe happens
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to love black hair
is a total coincidence.
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Okay,
and what are you doing now?
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I'm cutting my bangs.
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And how does Joe feel
about bangs?
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Mm-mmm-mmm.
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Look, I know what
you're thinking.
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But things are different
with Joe now.
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All right?
We talked about it last night,
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and he admitted
that last time
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he wasn't ready
for the level of relationship
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that I was looking for.
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And that's why he disappeared
for days on end.
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Uh-huh.
But this time,
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he's totally into it,
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and I like to think
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that people can change.
Otherwise,
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why would I be doing this?
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Uh-oh.
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Oh...
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I can't believe you rented
this whole cabana.
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It's, like,
$2,000 a night.
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Anything for m'lady.
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Ooh, Aaron,
these are my friends.
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Hey, let's get some bottles
up in "hurr."
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All on me!
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Holla at the baller.
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
Whoa!
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Ah! Whoa!
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♪ Send my heart to hell ♪
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♪ Thanks for the misery ♪
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♪ Send my heart to hell,
cash on delivery... ♪
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Uh! Thank you for coming.
I just got paged.
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I have to get
back to the hospital.
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Can you keep an eye
on Joe for me?
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We gotta watch him
offstage, too?
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You see that girl
who looks like the love child
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of Adriana Lima and Belle
from Beauty and the Beast?
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Five minutes ago,
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she asked him
if he wanted a drink.
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She's a waitress.
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Exactly. A normal girl
can't go up to a guy
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and say, "Do you want a drink?"
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without seeming like a whore,
but a waitress can.
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How convenient.
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Okay, you know what?
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This is classic
phase-three paranoia.
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Stop phasing me.
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It's perfectly normal
to be territorial
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when you care about someone.
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Especially when he struggles
with the temptations
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of an up-and-coming rock star.
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I mean, have you seen
Almost Famous?
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Almost Famous? This place was
a crack den three weeks ago.
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Just keep an eye on him.
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♪ Thanks for the misery ♪
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Nice cover, slut.
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♪ Send my heart to hell,
cash on delivery. ♪
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Thank you.
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Well, I guess
there's only one way
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to break up Sara and Joe.
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I gotta bring back Emma.
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Who's Emma?
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You don't get it!
My keys! Give me my keys!
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Give me my keys.
You don't get it! You don't get it!
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Give me my keys. Give!
You don't get it!
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Emma is my mindbanger.
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We dated for, like,
two years.
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I wore chinos,
studied for the LSATs,
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apolenta.
It was bad.
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Wait. How will
bringing back Emma...?
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Listen to my story.
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Okay, so one night,
I took Emma out
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to meet up
with Sara and Joe...
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Stop it.
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You're so cute.
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Hey, guys.
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I need another drink.
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It's on me.
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They're not coming back
are they?
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They dumped us
for each other because...
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Because? Because?
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If you think I know the end
of your story, you are wrong.
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Because Joe and Emma
are each other's mindbangers.
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They break up and get back
together all the time.
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Now if we can just get
Joe and Emma
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into the same room
or whatever...
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Oh! Then Joe will
leave Sara for Emma.
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Yes!
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Now you got to throw
a party or something
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because, you know, I cannot be
in the same room as Emma.
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What? Who's gonna clean up?
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And what am I gonna do with
the post-party brie wheel?
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No one ever finishes that thing
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and you can't take it
to a shelter.
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I'll take the brie.
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I'm in.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Oh, I would look hot
in that dress.
264
00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:14,055
Well, add to cart.
265
00:09:14,089 --> 00:09:16,757
I'd look so cute
in that romper.
266
00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,954
Well, add to cart.
267
00:09:21,263 --> 00:09:23,681
Okay, I think we're all set
for the party.
268
00:09:23,715 --> 00:09:25,833
Now under no circumstances
are you to let me in, okay?
269
00:09:25,868 --> 00:09:26,901
Not if I'm on fire,
270
00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:29,117
not if I'm drowning.
Do not let me in.
271
00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:31,672
Oh, and if anything goes wrong,
check the backup plan.
272
00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:33,281
We didn't make a backup plan.
273
00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,586
He better come through
on that cheese.
274
00:09:40,349 --> 00:09:43,017
Darts. Darts, darts, darts.
275
00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:45,369
I wonder what Emma lookslike now.
276
00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:46,854
No, Ben, you don't wonder.Shut up!
277
00:09:46,889 --> 00:09:48,990
Don't tell me what I wonder.Oh, here we go.
278
00:09:49,024 --> 00:09:51,771
Look, I'll just do a walk-by,check her out
279
00:09:51,804 --> 00:09:52,871
and come right back.
280
00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:54,221
That's a terrible idea.
281
00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:55,997
Tell you what,if I hit a bull's-eye
282
00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:58,279
with this next dart, I can go.
283
00:09:59,301 --> 00:10:00,826
Close enough.
284
00:10:03,127 --> 00:10:05,346
Look, we dated for two years.
285
00:10:05,369 --> 00:10:07,742
There's nothing wrong with just
seeing what she looks like.
286
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,322
That's normal human curiosity.
287
00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:13,347
Okay, here we go.
288
00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:18,953
Oh, my God, she's an angel.
289
00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:23,758
Hey, man.
290
00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,926
I'm just gonna
head up to the...
291
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,728
Whoa, hey!
292
00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:28,930
Oh!
293
00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:45,964
Uh... nope.
294
00:10:46,632 --> 00:10:47,956
Nope.
295
00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:50,518
Uh-uh.
296
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,354
Are you seriously
not gonna introduce me
297
00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:55,244
before the band goes on?
298
00:10:55,337 --> 00:10:58,192
Baby, you know I'm terrified
of public speaking.
299
00:10:58,226 --> 00:11:01,862
My voice gets all croaky and I
always think my nose is running.
300
00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,114
I don't think you understand
301
00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,232
what a pivotal moment this is
for Soul Ache
302
00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,287
♪ It's like her supportive
girlfriend act ♪
303
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,029
♪ is all just fake ♪
304
00:11:09,975 --> 00:11:12,021
Yo, I think we should blow
pretty soon.
305
00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,475
They're doing a Cristal
luge over at the Thompson.
306
00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:15,793
Sounds duh.
307
00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:16,848
Excuse us.
308
00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:19,137
Riley?! Geez!
309
00:11:19,418 --> 00:11:22,067
Okay, seriously?
This isn't you
310
00:11:22,113 --> 00:11:23,217
Yeah, I know.
311
00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:25,786
I'm a baller now, Riley.
This is awesome.
312
00:11:25,821 --> 00:11:29,236
I'm ballin' like The Omnivore'sDilemma author Michael Pollan.
313
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,342
Aaron, this isn't who you are.
314
00:11:31,393 --> 00:11:33,661
You are not the guy
who texts while he gets kissed.
315
00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:35,296
You are the guy
who kisses a girl,
316
00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,231
and then sends out 40 texts
asking what it meant.
317
00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:38,802
You know what I think's
going on right now?
318
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,919
I think you got your little
panties on the bunch,
319
00:11:40,969 --> 00:11:42,520
because the "A" train,
is not all up
320
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,804
in your grill like
you're used to.
321
00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,489
J-to-the-ealous much?
322
00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:47,508
What?
Aar,
323
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,927
I just found a Web site where
you can design your own dog,
324
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:53,280
and they make it in a test tube.
Come and look.
325
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,884
Nope, not jealous.
What I said.
326
00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:58,853
I have to go design
a very expensive dog.
327
00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,788
I'll talk
to you later.
328
00:12:04,877 --> 00:12:06,460
Emma?
Yeah?
329
00:12:06,494 --> 00:12:08,429
I need you
to meet someone.
330
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,264
Okay. Shouldn't
I meet you first?
331
00:12:10,298 --> 00:12:13,134
I'm Fitz.
Now we are besties.
332
00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:14,552
Okay.
Come on.
333
00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:17,772
Emma! Emma!
334
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,674
Ben?
Emma!
335
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,726
No-no-no-no-no,
don't look over there.
336
00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:23,310
Look over here.
337
00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,012
Pongo will be
genetically perfect.
338
00:12:25,047 --> 00:12:27,148
Just like his mommy. Oh.
339
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,517
♪ We you jump in the spot,
the crowd start booing ♪
340
00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,903
♪ But we only go
so we keeping it movin' ♪
341
00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:34,238
♪ Keep it movin',
keep it movin' ♪
342
00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:37,258
♪ Keep it, keep it,
keep it movin'! ♪
343
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,160
I need more black friends.
344
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:43,891
So, we're supposed to be at
Dennis' and Marjorie's potluck at 8.
345
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:45,750
There is a stone fruit salad
on the counter.
346
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,435
Pick it up after you take
the LSATs,
347
00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,803
and meet me at their condo.
348
00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:51,161
Didn't we see Dennis
and Marjorie five days ago?
349
00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:52,958
Yeah. I miss them.
350
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,342
Don't you think
they're a little pretentious?
351
00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:58,278
So, Ben, let's talk
skiing this Christmas.
352
00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:01,646
Chamonix? Gstaad?
Jackson Hole?
353
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,653
Hole.
354
00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:07,111
Hole.
355
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:08,400
You know, it wouldn't kill you
356
00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,130
to be a little bit more
like Dennis.
357
00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:12,927
He's a partner at one of the
biggest law firms in Chicago.
358
00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:14,295
Dennis is a douchebag.
359
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,697
If I woke up one day
and I was Dennis,
360
00:13:15,731 --> 00:13:17,182
I'd blow my brains out.
361
00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:18,633
You know what?
Don't come tonight.
362
00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:20,669
No, you're overreacting.
No, really, don't come.
363
00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:23,304
What you're doing is you're overreacting.
Don't come. I will take
364
00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:25,473
the stone fruit salad myself.
I'll take the stone fruit salad.
365
00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:27,935
No, I'll take
the stone fruit salad!
366
00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:33,388
So,how's it going
with Emma?
367
00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:34,315
Good, good.
368
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,964
Going to a potluck
tonight, so...
369
00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:37,235
Dude, I am really worried
about you.
370
00:13:37,286 --> 00:13:38,003
Okay.
371
00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:39,924
Dude, you have not answered
your phone in days.
372
00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:40,651
Yeah.
373
00:13:40,932 --> 00:13:42,791
Are you even going to that
record company interview?
374
00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:44,781
No. No, I'm gonna take
the LSATs.
375
00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,250
That's what Benemma wants.
376
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,234
Oh, that's Ben and Emma,
you know, you put together.
377
00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,257
Dude, snap out of this, man!
I'm gonna level with you.
378
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,763
You and Emma
are horrible together.
379
00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:56,921
Uh, okay. Yeah, Fitz, you have
no idea what Emma and I are.
380
00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:57,972
Yeah, well, I know that
381
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,902
the two of you yell
"stone fruit salad" a lot.
382
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,612
Yes, Emma and I fight.
383
00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:03,044
But that's only because
we love each other.
384
00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:04,512
See, if you could stay
with one girl
385
00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:06,181
for more than two seconds,
386
00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:08,349
you would know that anger
and love are the same side
387
00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,161
of two different coins.
388
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,005
What?
389
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:13,071
Burn!
390
00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:18,743
That boy has been mindbanged.
391
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,010
If something goes wrong,check the backup plan.
392
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,642
Aaron, these Bellinis
393
00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:35,807
are bombtastic!
394
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,065
I know.
395
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,747
Hey, guys.
396
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,579
Riley, what are
you doing here?
397
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,356
Just wanted
to meet your new crew.
398
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,243
You got money?
399
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,112
Perfect. I'm hot.
This'll work.
400
00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,984
Could I just...
Just for a second?
401
00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:02,036
Yeah, there we go.
402
00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:06,607
What are you doing?
403
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:07,959
Just checking out the Scene.
404
00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,460
No. You hate
that I'm not being real,
405
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,629
and you're trying to prove that
my relationship is disgusting
406
00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,091
by being disgusting
with that guy.
407
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:14,665
You're
taste-of-my-own-medicine-ing me.
408
00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:16,107
I don't know what
you're talking about.
409
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:18,285
Okay. Welcome to the Scene.
410
00:15:18,303 --> 00:15:21,419
Ariel, let's eat some gold.
411
00:15:29,573 --> 00:15:30,964
Hey, stop!
412
00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:32,433
Don't do it...
413
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:33,729
anymore.
414
00:15:33,784 --> 00:15:35,970
Fitz? How did you find me?
415
00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,640
Listen, Sara, Ben is about to
miss a life-changing interview
416
00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,976
for a career he would love
to take a test for a career
417
00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,811
he'd hate all because Emma
wants him to.
418
00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:46,781
Emma? They broke up
five years ago.
419
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,116
Yeah, well, he brought Emma back
to get Joe to...
420
00:15:49,151 --> 00:15:51,952
Forget it. Just watch this.
May I?
421
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,629
Dear friends,
if you are watching this,
422
00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:02,911
then the Ben you know is gone.
423
00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,515
I was unable to stay away
from the party
424
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,017
and got back with Emma.
425
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:09,434
I have a new bad life, but you
know, I don't regret my choice.
426
00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:13,680
Sara, I sacrificed myself
to honor a friendship promise
427
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,461
I made with you a long time ago.
428
00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:17,178
And I would rather hurt
for the rest of my life
429
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,914
than to watch you get hurt
by Joe for one more day.
430
00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:22,917
Oh, my God. How bad is he?
431
00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:25,186
Arguing-over-
stone-fruit-salad bad.
432
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,721
Oh, my God.
433
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:27,822
He's miserable.
434
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,058
And I'm miserable.
435
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:34,228
And I have black hair
and "So" on my ass.
436
00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:35,396
LSATs?
437
00:16:35,431 --> 00:16:37,849
Let's go.
438
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,001
Thanks, Terry.
439
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,360
Look at her,trying to teach me a lesson.
440
00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:45,843
Like she's a lesson master.
441
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,026
Well, two can play at thisnot-at-all fun game.
442
00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:50,078
I'm gonna teach the teacher.
443
00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,800
Ariel, I've got to pee.
444
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,798
Okay.
445
00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:01,506
Hello, Riley, having fun?
446
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,424
Oh, yeah.
And you know what?
447
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:04,459
I was thinking.
448
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:07,061
Now that the old Aaron
no longer exists
449
00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:08,563
and you're, like,
this new scene guy,
450
00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:10,198
why don't we be on
the scene together?
451
00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:11,899
Haven't we been doing that?
452
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:15,970
No. See, instead of
buying stuff for Ariel
453
00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,505
and her doing
stuff for you,
454
00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,074
why don't you just
pay my student loans,
455
00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:22,489
and I'll do stuff to you?
456
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,473
She's bluffing.
457
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,714
That sounds like
the perfect arrangement.
458
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,354
All right, Greenway,you want to play?
459
00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:30,551
Let's play.
460
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,853
Okay, baby,
tell me how you want it.
461
00:17:32,871 --> 00:17:33,871
Like this?
462
00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:35,540
Don't cry. Don'try.
463
00:17:35,574 --> 00:17:36,908
Yes, exactly.
464
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,359
Just, just like this.
465
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,251
Move face
towards her face.
466
00:17:41,649 --> 00:17:42,993
Just making sure
this is...
467
00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:45,071
this is completely
meaningless, right?
468
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,385
Well, you're the one
paying the bills.
469
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:50,516
It can mean whatever
you want it to mean.
470
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,707
Okay, yeah, okay,
just checking,
471
00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:55,643
making sure it's a passionless,
transactional affair.
472
00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:57,612
Okay.
473
00:17:57,646 --> 00:18:00,181
And... time for the kill.
474
00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:05,219
Uh! One rule: no kissing.
475
00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:06,938
Ah! Ah!
476
00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:08,689
Riley, it's not me.
I can't do it.
477
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,391
I can't... This is not me.
It's so gross.
478
00:18:10,409 --> 00:18:12,893
I need it to be real.
I need it to mean something.
479
00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:15,414
I told you.
And you know what?
480
00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,831
The world needs people
like you, Aaron.
481
00:18:16,865 --> 00:18:18,966
You know, one of you
makes up for, like,
482
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,635
a hundred empty douchebags.
483
00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:22,637
Don't ever change.
484
00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:23,905
You were scary.
485
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,456
I know, right?
486
00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:28,436
I gotta go break it off
with Ariel.
487
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:33,514
What is she doing?
488
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,417
Is that a Culkin?
489
00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,721
You can't be here.
490
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:43,339
Or can we?
What is your name?
491
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,924
Ben?
492
00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:50,198
Ben, if you're here...
493
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,835
Is my nose running?
494
00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:58,873
Uh, Ben, you saved me,
so I'm here...
495
00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:00,341
to save you...
496
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,331
from Emma.
497
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:04,962
Is my nose running?
498
00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:06,047
Speak up!
499
00:19:06,081 --> 00:19:07,885
She's rubbing her nose.
She's high.
500
00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:11,302
She's not high. She's just
really bad at public speaking.
501
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,769
Man, things must be pretty grim
if you're speaking
502
00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:17,011
in front of all these people.
503
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:18,025
What am I doing here?
504
00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,293
I'm not smart enough
for this test.
505
00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,229
And this
sweater vest sucks.
506
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,331
My chest is hot,
my arms are freezing...
507
00:19:23,365 --> 00:19:24,966
Let's go get you
that music job.
508
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,685
This is so romantic.
Kiss her.
509
00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,036
We're just friends.
510
00:19:33,475 --> 00:19:35,493
Hey.
Come on.
511
00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,282
I did not get that job.
512
00:19:42,351 --> 00:19:43,367
That sucks.
Sorry, man.
513
00:19:43,418 --> 00:19:44,385
It's okay.
514
00:19:44,419 --> 00:19:46,687
It's just, I'm glad to be back.
515
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:49,776
Hmm?
516
00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:56,151
Yes May Joe, Emma
and Ariel never bang us
517
00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:57,965
or our minds again.
518
00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,266
Yes.
Yes.
519
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,275
Whoo.
520
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,637
Well, let's drink.
521
00:20:03,672 --> 00:20:04,853
Please.
522
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,111
Aaron, you will meet a girl
523
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,881
who likes you
for you someday.
524
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,049
Sunday?
525
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,017
Someday.
526
00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:20,120
Come on.
527
00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:21,655
Thank you
for saving me.
528
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,358
Are you kidding?
Thank you for saving me.
529
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,276
Guys!
530
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:36,394
So, dear friends, I leave you
with some of the activities
531
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,511
that Ben liked to do
before Emma came along.
532
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,569
If you ever get lonely,
pop on the DVD.
533
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:41,720
I'll keep you company.
534
00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:45,638
He shoots... oh, and scores!
535
00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:48,577
What a great song!
I love music!
536
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:52,071
Okay, now you tell me a story
while I eat my sandwich,
537
00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:54,425
and it'll be like
we're getting lunch.
538
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,634
No way.
539
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:11,273
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