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- Wake up,
you old piece of shit!
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- Slappy birthday!
- Happy birthday.
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- Guys, guys,
come on, please.
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Not this year, guys.
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I don't want to do it
this year.
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All right, all right.
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Fine, I'll do it,
but only because
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I'm already dressed, guys!
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- Oh!
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- Bam.
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- Are you ready
for the birthday booze-athon?
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- Walking, walking,
walking, walking.
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- Well, it's your birthday,
slappy birthday.
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- He's looking good,
but you gotta wonder if his age
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is gonna be a factor
in this year's Tour de Franzia.
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- I gotta slap the bag!
Slap the bag!
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- You can do it.
We all believe in you.
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Very good.
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- Oh, he lost his helmet.
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He missed the flamingo.
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- Nice, yeah.
Oh.
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- What is that?
It's not beer.
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- No, it's whiskey.
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I watered it down, though.
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- Okay.
All right, fine.
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- With beer.
Here we go.
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Come on.
Come on.
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- Oh!
[laughs]
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- Booze-athon, yeah.
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- Come on,
Dersel Hasselhoff.
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Baywatch those beers,
you're doing great.
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- No, dude,
I can't do it.
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I'm starting
to get hot mouth.
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- Come on,
they need your help.
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Clock's ticking by,
let's go.
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- No, no.
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- [laughs]
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- Yeah.
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Get 'em.
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- Eww.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Nobody's puked the pool
in, like, a while.
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- It's been a while.
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It's been too long,
actually.
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- I guess we did it.
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- Yeah, it's been a while.
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- I'm done.
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- Well, you're paying
for a pool cleaner.
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I mean, don't be
a dick about it.
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That is an entire Bagel Bite.
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- He ate your Bagel Bites.
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- He ate my Bagel Bites.
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[hip-hop music]
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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♪♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
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[knocking on door]
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- Ah, son of a bitch!
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Damn it!
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- [groans]
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Where are you going?
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- Well, this is Ders'
birthday breakfast.
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I got him some grapefruit,
a grandpa bran muffin,
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and a shot of prune juice
and Jagermeister,
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'cause you saw him
yesterday, man.
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He's an old dude.
- Yeah, he's crazy old.
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It's bizarre how old he is.
- It's not carrot cake.
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- Hmm, yuck.
- No, no.
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- Nah, it's no good.
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- Yeah, it's for old men.
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- Yeah, Ders is old.
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He's like a year
and a half older.
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You know
how many months that is?
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That's like-
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- Anyways, don't mention
anything about him getting old
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'cause it's, you know, his
birthday, and just play it cool.
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- I should help
you carry the tray, though,
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because that looks heavy,
and I'm...
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- No.
- Definitely have a solid core.
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- Okay.
I see what you're doing.
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You're trying to say
it's from both of us; it's not.
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- This is sort of from
both of us, though, because...
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my mom gave us this tray
when my grandma died.
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- Well, uh, tell
your dead grandma I said thanks.
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- Whoa, look who's up.
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- Whoa, beef castle.
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- Oh, what's up with you guys?
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Who's swagging?
You swagging?
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- I-I think maybe.
- Yeah.
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- Come on, man.
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- What are you listening to?
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- Oh, dude,
it's this new mash-up tape,
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DJ Chris unchained!
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Lah-dow.
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- Very lah-dow-
let me-
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- Mm-hmm.
- Let me listen.
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both: Yeah.
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- Like Jamiroquai
mixed with Smash Mouth.
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I hear it now.
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- Nope!
That's a chop, buddy.
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- Ow, what-what was that?
That was weird.
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- Why are you chopping him?
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- It's a chop, man.
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You say or do anything stupid,
and that's a chop.
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We used to do it
on the playground
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when I was a kid,
so I'm bringing it back.
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- Okay, well, yeah.
- Yeah, that's cool.
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- Thank you for that,
and thank me for this.
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It's a breakfast
for your birthday,
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and, oh,
I got you this gift to you.
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- Yeah, you know what?
Happy birthday.
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- Well, it's-it's just from me,
not Adam.
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- It came on my tray, so...
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- It's a golf polo.
Very American Dad-iator.
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- You could get married
in something like that.
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You could probably also get
divorced in that as well.
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- Yeah, or a job interview
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or maybe, like,
a soldier's funeral,
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or I was thinking,
hey, you know,
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you want to be
city councilman dude one day.
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So maybe you could wear that,
get elected.
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- It's not really
what the young go-hards
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are wearing right now.
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You know,
the go-hards are wearing-
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I can't wear this if I'm gonna
run with the go-hards.
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- Very swag.
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- Maybe I'll-I'll just-
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Oh, yeah.
There we go.
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Get this bad boy there.
- Cool, yeah.
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- That's much better.
That is much better.
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You're very strong by the way.
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- Looks great, you're-
- Yes.
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- That was $60.
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- City Councilman Dude?
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How about I try and be like
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city break-dancer man?
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- Oh, I like that.
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- ♪ Boom,
city break-dancer man ♪
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both: ♪ City break-dancer man ♪
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- ♪ Very swag, swag,
swag, swag, swag ♪
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- ♪ City break-dancer man ♪
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- ♪ Swag, swag,
swag, swag, swag ♪
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- I got this one.
Adam, you got next.
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- That was fun.
That was my first taxi ride.
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- There you go.
Thank you.
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- It went pretty fast.
- Thanks a lot.
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- Dude,
what are we doing here?
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We should be out drinking more.
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- We should be out
drinking more.
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- Yes.
- We're not gonna do that.
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- Are we still gonna do that?
- We should do that.
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[horn honks]
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all: Whoa.
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- Look at this.
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- Dude, this is swagged out.
- Very swagged out.
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- Hey, hey, hey, you all
like this, don't you, huh?
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This is Captain America
type stuff right here.
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I won this at the mall.
I guessed its weight.
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- Yo, dude, it's my birthday
right now today.
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Let me take this thing out
for a smob.
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- Pbbbbbttt!
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[laughs]
You out your mind?
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Colleen don't even get
to ride in this,
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unless she's doing maintenance
from the passenger seat.
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And y'all know I'm talking
about road-head.
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- Surprisingly,
I did know that.
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- It's licky-licky time.
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- I don't care
what you guys say.
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Harry and the Hendersons
is legit.
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- No, we said it was legit.
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- Whoa, yeah,
here's my birthday present
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that I got you.
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- Oh, dude.
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- I put it in a box.
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- Thanks so much,
except you're lying.
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I had this next-dayed
last night.
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- Oh, that's a chop.
[laughs]
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- Who wants to do a snip-it?
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- I love snip-its.
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- Uh, actually, we-
- Wait, they're whip-its, right?
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- Yeah, it's a whip-it.
People call 'em snip-its now.
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- What if we just, uh, ducked
out into the bathroom
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and got drunk like usual?
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That'd be fun.
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- No, we are making memories
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and then destroying them.
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- Okay, no.
That is hippie crack, man.
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Did we not all cry during
that Steve-O documentary?
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- Relax your mind.
I'm gonna blast off.
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- Oh, wow!
[laughs]
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We're just celebrating
big Ders-dog's birthday.
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- Yeah.
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- [slurring]
Because the Ders-dog,
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and then there's everything
that's happens to-
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- Sorry?
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- Nothing.
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- Yeah, he's monkeying
around again.
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- Whatever.
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Look, uh, there's a big surprise
for you in the break room.
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It-it's a birthday cake.
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Anyway, I'm not going.
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- Okay.
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- Anders, we have a dress code.
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Can you please?
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- It's Craig Norman, bitch.
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all: Surprise!
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- Yeah.
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- There he is!
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How does it feel to be 25?
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You gettin' up there.
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[high-pitched whine]
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- Ders, the secret
to staying young is...
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laugh a lot.
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[laughs]
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And...
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moisturize,
moisturize.
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- You know, Anders,
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you're the same age
my parents were
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when they had me.
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And then they gave me away,
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and then I was adopted
by those horrible Koreans.
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Oh, well.
[I a u g h s]
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[echoing laughter]
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- You old, bitch!
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- Der, you old as dirt!
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You gettin' up there.
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[laughs]
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Laugh a lot.
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[laughter]
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- All right, okay.
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Just-
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- Oh.
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- I know how old I am!
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- Sorry.
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He's on a ton
of drugs right now.
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He's like drugged
out of his mind right now.
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- Thank you.
Thank you.
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- No, Waymond, no, no!
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No!
Bad Waymond, bad!
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- Ders!
- Ders.
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Gosh, what the heck is wrong
with that guy?
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- Whatever, we just gotta party
through those demons.
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- No, that's the last thing
we need to do.
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We need to slow down.
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Otherwise he's gonna
turn into...
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"the Ders."
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- That would be awesome.
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I love "the Ders,"
and you love "the Ders."
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Last time we partied
with "the Ders,"
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we went to Seven Mary Three.
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Got us backstage.
253
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- He head-butted
a female security guard,
254
00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,555
bum-rushed the stage,
255
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,269
and dedicated a song to his dad.
256
00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,310
- Yeah,
but that song was Cumbersome.
257
00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,353
And it meant a lot to all of us
at the time.
258
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,646
- Did it, though?
259
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,191
- That's my favorite dersion
of Vers.
260
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,530
- [laughs]
Whoo-whoo!
261
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,069
[tires screech]
262
00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:16,569
All aboard
to downtown Pound Town.
263
00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:27,046
all: ♪ Too heavy, too light,
too black or too white ♪
264
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:31,338
♪ Too wrong or too right,
today or tonight ♪
265
00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,338
♪ Cumbersome ♪
266
00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,759
- Oh, we are so American.
267
00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,974
This is the most American thing
we could do right now.
268
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,718
- Whoo!
- I feel like I'm in a parade.
269
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,641
- How cool of Montez
to let you borrow his new car.
270
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,479
- Yeah, that's cool.
- Borrow that dude's car?
271
00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,564
Dude, I took the keys right off
that fool's desk.
272
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,729
- Whoa.
273
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,727
- Ha!
- Holy grand theft auto.
274
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,104
You're badass.
That's American.
275
00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,446
- Thank you.
276
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,406
Stealing cars is American.
Where are we going?
277
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,651
- Dude, we're going straight
to Pound Town.
278
00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:57,822
- Yeah, baby.
279
00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,570
- Population three,
cheap import beer,
280
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,538
cheap export swag.
281
00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,577
- Ah, okay.
282
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,620
- Exported swag,
I like it.
283
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:04,788
- I know
it's your birthday.
284
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,160
I don't want to be
a wet serape,
285
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,583
but maybe we should go home
to Chill Ville.
286
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,251
It's pretty cool,
plus, Adam,
287
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,545
nobody serves beer at 10:30,
so help me out.
288
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,465
- Yeah, a little place
called Dolphin's strip club
289
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,714
most definitely dooze.
290
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,636
Um, they're not open yet.
Damn it.
291
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,100
- No, it's fine that it's closed
292
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,344
because home
has tons of pornography.
293
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,596
I know that's a fact.
294
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,017
And the kitchen serves beer
all day.
295
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,356
It's gonna be fun.
296
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,350
- We could just go drink
at a parking lot somewhere.
297
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,193
That's a chop, even for
suggesting going home.
298
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,108
Consider yourself chopped.
- That's a chop back.
299
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,104
- No, ten for contact.
300
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,230
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10.
301
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,777
- Is that real?
Is that part of the game?
302
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,367
- I've never heard that,
but I like that.
303
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,283
- ♪ You wanna get real,
whoo, then act real ♪
304
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,655
- ♪ We got fun and food ♪
305
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,282
- ♪ At Dante's ♪
306
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,659
- ♪ Dante's ♪
- ♪ Dante's ♪
307
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:47,785
- ♪ Pizza palace ♪
308
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,162
- Wow, very good.
309
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,459
- [laughs]
All right.
310
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,957
- This place is awesome, man,
311
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,130
Where did you-where did you
find out about this spot?
312
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,753
- Dude, my dad took me here
for my 11th birthday.
313
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,175
He got weird drunk,
314
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,219
and he showed up,
most importantly.
315
00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,308
- That was the first time
I got arrested at 11.
316
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,302
- This is really fun, guys.
I'm having a great time.
317
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,225
I didn't think I would say this
ever in my life,
318
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,690
but maybe we should get
back to work, yeah?
319
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,855
Return a stolen car
that's in our possession?
320
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,602
- Oh, boo.
- I think he's joking.
321
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:14,819
Is that a joke?
322
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,234
- I'm puking
while I'm drinking it.
323
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,232
- Dude, we're shutting
this bitch down.
324
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,826
- We're partying
until 8:00 "P.N.," yeah!
325
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,822
- Oh, yeah?
You-you-yup, that's a chop.
326
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,040
You said P.N.
- That's official.
327
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,659
- Oh, well,
that's a chop back...
328
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,536
because P.N. is post noon.
329
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,038
Everyone knows that.
330
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,290
You need to go back to school,
pick up some knowledge.
331
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,415
- So, uh, Ders,
332
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,168
what would it take
for you to consider
333
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,512
maybe doing the exact opposite
of shutting bitches down?
334
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,927
Maybe leaving this bitch,
heading towards home bitch,
335
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,015
home sweet home bitch?
336
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,726
- You know what?
337
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,970
See that shark blimp over there?
338
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,724
You win me that,
and I'll go home right now.
339
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,397
- All right, well,
then one shark blimp...
340
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,689
chumming right up.
341
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,686
- Nice.
342
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,812
- Hey, good luck, buddy.
343
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,025
- Oh, oh, yeah!
344
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,368
Yeah, yeah.
345
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,540
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
346
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,755
- How many more times
are you gonna play?
347
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,294
- Uh, I'm gonna play
348
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,793
infinity more times,
little man, okay?
349
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,464
- All right, Ders,
keep pounding that dog.
350
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,133
I gotta make a call, okay?
- Will do.
351
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,722
- Dolphins.
Hey, Marty, what's up?
352
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,715
It's D-Bone.
353
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,592
You might remember me
as D-Train.
354
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,015
- Mister, it's my birthday.
355
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,730
- Buddy, it's my birthday too.
You're not special.
356
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,190
Did someone tell you
that you were?
357
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,775
'Cause you aren't.
358
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:35,893
- I'm gonna tell on you.
359
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,361
- You tell everybody
you wanna tell.
360
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,524
Tell the whole world.
361
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,364
I'm gonna tell on you.
Pbbbt!
362
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,531
[donkey brays]
363
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,751
- Ahhhh!
364
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,418
- Hey, man.
- Ow! What?
365
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,761
- What you doing here, man?
366
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,927
Kid's trying to play
and you game hogging?
367
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,925
- Since when is this
the only game?
368
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,644
There's a million games.
They can play other games.
369
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,480
- You do realize that
this is a Dante's, right?
370
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,976
I mean, it's basically
a black Chuck E. Cheese.
371
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,275
- Okay, I can see that.
I mean, that guy's not black.
372
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,942
- Oh, that's Oakland Tony.
373
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,112
O.T.
374
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,576
Oh, he blacker than I am.
375
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,446
- Buddy, I-I'm sorry.
Today is my birthday.
376
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,117
I'm gonna wild out
and have a good time.
377
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,457
I got a cup full of coins,
378
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,951
and I'm gonna get wild
with them, all right?
379
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:34,998
Sorry.
380
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,040
- Hey.
381
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,462
I got my eyes on you.
382
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,458
- Legitimately scary.
383
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,631
Too drunk to care.
Whoo!
384
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,004
- It's illegal
for you to tell me
385
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,300
I can't take this outside.
386
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,673
That's illegal.
387
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:51,553
Oh, there they are.
My sweet, sweet princesses.
388
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,055
Welcome to my castle.
Can I take your coats?
389
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,648
No, wow, Mama.
390
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,641
You better put those on.
391
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,688
Getting jealous.
392
00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,901
You getting jealous, huh?
393
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,941
- Whose birthday?
394
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,655
- It feels like my birthday.
395
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,773
So it might as well be.
396
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,277
Hitch a ride on the sex bus.
397
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,824
Just kidding.
We can't have sex here.
398
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,072
There's kids everywhere.
399
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,750
- Yeah, it's my birthday.
400
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,669
I figured I'd treat myself
a little bit, you know.
401
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,008
Keep shaking it.
Here we go.
402
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,001
Whoa.
- Oh.
403
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,345
- Dude, is that my gift?
404
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,679
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
405
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,548
- Yeah, it is your-
it is your birthday present.
406
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,970
- Whoo, hey.
407
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,968
- I just wanted to make sure
they're not poisonous.
408
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,515
[growls]
409
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,889
No, it's good unless
you're allergic to glitter, so-
410
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,358
- Whoa, glitter titties,
for real?
411
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,396
I'll be right there.
412
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,020
- Come on, man.
Let's go.
413
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,194
- Sorry, man, you're 46 tickets
shy of the shark.
414
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,067
Now, you can get
some vampire teeth
415
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,613
and some scrunchies.
416
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,908
- What?
Okay, look.
417
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,531
I'm not trying
to freak out on you, man.
418
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,702
You're just doing your job.
419
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,041
I've got a job too.
420
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,205
And I do it sometimes.
421
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,078
But this is an emergency, okay?
422
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,000
We've got a guy
who is five beers away
423
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,374
from turning into the Ders.
424
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,877
This is a guy who fucked
a koi fish in the mouth
425
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,131
until it died
in front of a P.F. Chang's.
426
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,724
- I just count tickets, dude.
427
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,639
- [laughs] Yeah, I'm your bull
trying to buck ya.
428
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,228
Trying to buck you.
429
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,564
- Oh, she just made
her butthole wink.
430
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,807
- What?
- It just winked at me.
431
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,023
- Whoa, that is too real.
432
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,063
- Oh, my God.
433
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,106
- Whoa, not a fan.
434
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,570
Stick to hits, please.
435
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,984
- Cool.
- Titties up.
436
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,232
- Angel, hold up, buddy.
437
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,405
My knees are burning.
438
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,902
What the hell!
439
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,577
I need to see you outside now.
440
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,700
Where they go?
Where they at?
441
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,124
- [laughs]
442
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,166
- Oh, I'm going to miss you.
443
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,459
I can't afford you for longer.
444
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,581
But I'm going to miss you.
445
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,833
- Button up.
446
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,254
Let's play it safe.
There's kids.
447
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,003
There's kids.
You got to respect the kids.
448
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,629
Someone took
a sip of my beer.
449
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,722
I don't like that,
birthday boy.
450
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,012
- Angel, go play
with the team, okay?
451
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,430
- Later, dude,
we changed your life.
452
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,053
Don't forget that.
We changed your life.
453
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,896
- Yeah, you're going to
remember that forever.
454
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,016
- Now, I ain't trying
to fight today
455
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,143
because it's
a beautiful occasion.
456
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:08,898
But you brought strippers,
albeit some fine-ass strippers,
457
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,444
to a kid's pizza place.
458
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:14,286
- Dude, I'm not going
to say this again.
459
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,371
Today is my birthday,
460
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,459
and I'm going to do
whatever I wanna do!
461
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,045
[shouting]
462
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,125
- What was that?
463
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,378
- That's the Ders.
464
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,846
Uh, all right.
Look.
465
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:36,888
I've got $19
and a one-hitter, huh?
466
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,976
All you gotta do
is give me that shark blimp.
467
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,141
That's all yours.
468
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,605
You just need to hand me-
469
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,896
hand me the shark blimp.
470
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,735
- The Ders is unleashed,
yeah.
471
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,071
Gather around.
472
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,110
There's going to be
a real show over here.
473
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,655
- Ders, I got it.
[laughs]
474
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,993
I got your shark blimp.
475
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,828
What do you say we go home
and give it a whirl?
476
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,492
- It's no use, bud.
He's unleashed.
477
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,331
Gotta ride this one out
like a hurricane.
478
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,746
- No, no, we're not riding
anything.
479
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:02,743
Now, Ders,
let's go home.
480
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,915
Let's ride home.
481
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,628
- And you need to start
acting your age, man.
482
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,042
What are you, 30?
483
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,792
- Ennnghhh, I'm 25,
dickhead,
484
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,293
and that's a chop.
485
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,560
Can I have some more tokens?
486
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,223
- Yeah, I'll go get you
some tokens.
487
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,820
- Hey, Ders,
how you doing, man?
488
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,237
Come on.
Talk to me.
489
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,234
- He's refusing to get off.
490
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,235
This is the saddest thing
491
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,452
I've ever seen, dude.
492
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,697
You're not a child.
493
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,868
Do you have any more tokens?
494
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,741
I wanna play Pop-A-Shot again.
495
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,743
I got, like, the fourth highest
score on the thing.
496
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:45,869
I'm not just going to give up.
497
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:46,995
I'm not a quitter.
498
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,747
- You need to chill out, dude.
- Okay.
499
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,875
- This is the worst birthday
I've ever had.
500
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,046
- What?
501
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,510
Remember those strippers
I got you?
502
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:54,628
That was awesome of me.
503
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,720
- Wait.
You didn't get 'em.
504
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,214
I-I got 'em.
You took my card.
505
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,306
- Yeah, that's true.
506
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,299
He bought them.
507
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,051
But I was-I made the call.
508
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,303
- I'm so old now.
509
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,270
You know, I thought
maybe if I said "swag"
510
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,731
and jammed hard to mash-ups
511
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,146
and tore sleeves
of cool golf shirts
512
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,485
that I'd feel young.
513
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,820
But it didn't work.
514
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,190
I mean, I don't even know
what "swag" means.
515
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,532
- No one does,
really.
516
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,071
- I just wanted to sound cool.
517
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,694
- Well, you didn't, really.
518
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,819
You kind of sound like a dork.
519
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:20,867
- Yeah.
520
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,489
- Hey, uh...
521
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,832
I crossed the line back there,
522
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,326
and I thought I'd try
to make it right,
523
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,542
starting with some cake.
524
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,003
- No, I'm in a cutting phase
right now.
525
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,246
I'd better not.
526
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,918
Unless it's chocolate.
Is that chocolate?
527
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,086
- Uh, no, it's vanilla.
528
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,584
- Yeah, that'll work.
Cool, thanks.
529
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,302
- That's for
your busted-up face.
530
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,969
- Thank you.
531
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,592
- Hey, uh...
532
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,593
I'm sorry I knocked you
on your ass back there, man.
533
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,641
But you said, "chop."
I thought you had a knife.
534
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,264
I used to work
in a Chinese kitchen, man,
535
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,517
I have seen some shit.
536
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,609
Anyway, moving on.
537
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,820
You crying 'cause you're 25?
538
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,280
But I'm 37.
539
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,649
But you know what I got?
540
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,901
I got meaning in my life.
541
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,993
You'll see.
It's radical, dude.
542
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,488
- All right.
And it's real.
543
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,410
- He's right,
you know.
544
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,283
Turning 25 isn't the end.
545
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,959
It's-it's the beginning
of something older.
546
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,922
- Yeah, it's definitely older.
547
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,416
- Yeah.
- It's for sure, older.
548
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,090
- And, oh, but you can do
a ton of cool stuff
549
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,428
that you couldn't do before.
550
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,421
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
551
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,798
- Like what?
- Yeah, like what?
552
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,016
- You can get off your parents'
health insurance.
553
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,180
Well, they'll kick you off.
554
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,304
My dad sends me
countdown emails.
555
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,308
- It's bogus.
- Yeah.
556
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,652
- Guys, I think I know
what I need to do.
557
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,065
But I can't do it alone.
558
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,315
- Hey, look, whatever you need,
I'm here for you.
559
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,987
- No, I mean, like,
I'm really hammered.
560
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,281
I don't even think I can get out
of this ride right now.
561
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,529
- Okay, sir,
you can have a seat.
562
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,620
Thank you.
563
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,490
All right.
Statute 7-B,
564
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,290
let the proposed property tax
override fund the...
565
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,131
[whistle blows]
566
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,183
- Ladies and gentlemen!
567
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,726
Please put your hands together
568
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:14,693
for the next president
of Rancho Cucamonga,
569
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,563
Anders Holmvik.
570
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,781
[cheers and applause]
571
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,195
- Hey!
572
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,784
Hello.
573
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,531
Greetings,
my fellow Rancho Cucamongans.
574
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,328
My name is
Anders Torfin Holmvik.
575
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,667
I'm here to announce today
576
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,754
that because I am now
25 years young-
577
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,543
it's not old;
it's young-
578
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,043
I'm therefore eligible to run
for City Councilman Dude...
579
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,134
and I'm going to do it.
580
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,127
- Yeah.
- All right.
581
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,379
- Whoo-hoo!
582
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,848
- So proud.
So proud.
583
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,056
- Okay.
584
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,768
Not today like, you know,
maybe down in like 2016.
585
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:49,977
I've got a...
- Good year.
586
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,222
- Some student loans to pay off.
587
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,564
So get that out of the way,
588
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,934
and then I'm gonna be
up in your grills
589
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:55,980
asking for votes, okay?
590
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,523
So consider this a warning.
591
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,645
And here's a slogan.
592
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:02,525
It's, "You can always bet
on Ders."
593
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,741
That's my name.
594
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,861
- Hit 'em with it, yeah!
595
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,784
Male demo.
Yeah!
596
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,374
- This is not the forum
to run for city council.
597
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,492
- No, I know, dude.
598
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,744
I'm said I'm gonna run.
599
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,915
We gotta stickler.
600
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,004
I'll get him out of office ASAP.
601
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,795
all: Vote or die.
602
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:22,294
Vote or die.
Vote or die.
603
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,672
Vote or die.
604
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,847
- Please leave.
all: Vote or die.
605
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:29,843
- We need you to go.
606
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:30,844
all: Vote or die.
607
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,096
Vote or die.
608
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,472
- So I get to see you naked?
609
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,597
- [laughs]
610
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,941
- I should get to know
your name-
611
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,980
- Hey, you guys are driving
the convertible, right?
612
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,650
- Um...
- Come on.
613
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,741
- Um...
- You know what, Ders?
614
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,235
Happy birthday, bud.
615
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,115
Yeah, I was driving.
616
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,158
What's it to you?
617
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,451
I've gotten plenty of DUIs.
618
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,869
Give me another.
I don't care.
619
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,583
I don't care, copper.
620
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,952
- The car's been
reported stolen,
621
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,328
and you've been
driving it drunk?
622
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,796
- Really?
I didn't know that.
623
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,289
I didn't know it was reported.
624
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,291
- Nice.
625
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,419
[dog snorting,
noisemaker toots]
626
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:06,419
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