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Hey, Margaret, hot story?
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Mm-hmm. Oh, the Meredith trial?
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Mm-hmm. Did they reach a verdict yet?
Mm-hmm.
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Innocent or guilty?
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Mm-hmm.
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I can part my hair with my tongue.
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Mm-hmm.
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Nice talking to you.
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Harry, I warmed her up for you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hot story? Hot judge.
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Jack, if you could see this, you
wouldn't believe it.
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Margaret turns her nose up at
Chateaubriand and then sinks her teeth
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into beef jerky.
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Why is she pretending she isn't
captivated by me?
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Maybe she's not pretending.
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Maybe she knows a real snake when she
sees one.
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Snake? Me? Come on. Oh, pose.
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Drop it, Fielding.
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Hey, Jack, he was Canadian.
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Hey, everybody, here's something.
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Archaeologists have uncovered the sacred
shrine of the Himalflodites, an ancient
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religion that practiced animal
sacrifice, polygamy, and plate spinning.
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Bet they threw some killer parties.
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Expensive ones. Among the ruins was a
50-foot gold statue of their god,
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Hemofold. Picture page eight.
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Hey, Bull.
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Turn your head to the left.
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Okay.
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I don't believe it.
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Will you look at that?
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Uh-oh.
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Do I have another wax nugget in my ear
canal?
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they became extinct.
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Actually, according to the story,
there's still two sects of
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Himalphrodites left in the world. One
lives in the ancient holy land of
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Himalphodonia.
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See you later, magic man.
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Nice-looking woman, huh?
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Um, yeah, if you go for icebergs and
power suits.
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Well, it looks like old Harry's thought
her out.
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Only because I made it possible.
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Well, look, I taught him how to dress,
how to walk, how to talk.
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I created him.
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Then I gave him a bride.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, Dr.
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Frankenstein.
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Are you saying that Margaret is a gift
from you to Harry? Yes.
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Or if we weren't friends, I would have
taken it for myself.
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I could now if I were so inclined.
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Are you so inclined?
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No. Of course not. What kind of friend
do you think I am?
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The kind who would seduce all four
bridesmaids at his friend's wedding.
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Only three were bridesmaids.
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The other one was the bride's mother.
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Behold, my children.
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Hemophore has returned.
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Looks like your flock is growing.
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I don't get it. What do they want from
me?
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Probably the usual.
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World peace, eternal happiness, the
answers to all the mysteries of life.
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I can't even figure out how my water
pick works.
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You wanted to see me, boss? Yeah, Phil,
listen. I've got some undercover work
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for you. You want me to do some
high-level espionage?
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No, I want you to sniff around Harry's
girlfriend's garbage and see what you
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can dig up. Oh, thanks, boss. That's
more up my alley.
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All rise.
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Criminal court part two is now in
session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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Amen.
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What the hell was
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that?
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Amen, sir. It's a word you hear just
after deliver us from evil and just
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before past the Brussels sprouts.
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I know that.
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What's it doing in my courtroom?
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And who are these cone people?
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Allow me to explain, sir. Because of
some pictures in a tabloid, these idiots
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think the Tower of Stubble is God.
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Blasphemer!
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Bye, Ian Fidel!
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Back it up, or you'll be taking a
pilgrimage down the strip, sir.
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Speaking of expanding my reading
horizons with some popular magazines of
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the day... We talking real money this
time, Fielding? No tokens, slugs, or
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buttons?
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Cash on the barrelhead, my sightless
friend?
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So many choices.
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Say, what did the lady just buy?
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Well, let me see.
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Uh, she took one of these and one of
these.
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Great, thanks. Here.
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Five bucks. Keep the change. What
change? It's $6.50.
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Hey, Jack.
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What was that all about?
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Fielding wanted the same magazines that
Miss Turner bought.
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So I sold them a Guns and Ammo and a
Soldier of Fortune.
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Margaret reads those things?
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No. I overordered. I had to get rid of
them somehow.
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away from these people. They're driving
me crazy.
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Paul, you've got to confront them. Be
honest. Tell them you're not who they
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think you are.
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I think it doesn't work.
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I've got a bazooka in my locker.
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Look, I'm just an ordinary man.
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I can't perform miracles. I can't part
the Red Sea.
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I can't cure the blind.
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Watch this.
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How many fingers, Jack?
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I don't know, four.
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Hallelujah!
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Mission
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accomplished,
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boss.
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You idiot, I said root through her
garbage, not bring it here.
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I guess I'm an overachiever.
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What is this?
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L'air du temps.
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Ah, très chic.
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What else?
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Um... Sunset Pines Retirement Home.
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She must be a scout for the obituary
page. No, I checked it out.
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She does volunteer work there.
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Loves the old folks.
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This is good, Phil. Is that it?
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Nope. Oh, when did you get a load of
this, boss? I peeled this off a car.
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Eye cleavage opera.
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I didn't know you loved opera boys.
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I do now.
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Oh, Phil.
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This is my opening.
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The woman wants me. She just doesn't
know it yet. Of course.
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You're not going to try to steal the
judge's girlfriend.
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No.
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I'm just going to take her to the brink
of submission and drop her.
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Probably with some tender speech about
the cruelty of fate and how I'm always
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destined to remain just out of her
reach.
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Margaret doesn't stand a chance.
She's...
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Putty in my hand.
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Brown bag in it today, Dad?
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Hi, Mac, yes.
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You idiot. I ordered extra crispy.
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Yeah?
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Sir?
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A little word to the wise about a
weasel.
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Say what?
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Dan is jealous of your relationship with
Margaret.
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No. Yeah.
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Dan Fielding is jealous of me?
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Uh-huh.
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What are you doing, sir?
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I'm basking.
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Well, I hope this isn't a long bask
because Dan is out to get Margaret, or
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at least to prove that he can.
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Oh, come on, Mac. You have any evidence
of that? Well, he's been following her
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around. And I think he had Phil go
through her garbage.
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Phil goes through everyone's garbage.
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It's his calling.
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Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Now, Dan Fielding is low, but he's not
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that low.
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Of course.
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Oh, Harry, great news.
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Dan's taking us to the opera.
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I can't believe how far Dan has taken
this charade. I mean, this box must have
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cost him a fortune.
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Well, now, are you sure it's what you
think it is, Harry? I mean, maybe Dan's
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just being benevolent.
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You're right.
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I wonder what's keeping the little road
apple.
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His date is probably trying to decide
what color tube top is right for the
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occasion.
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Now, how's he going to seduce me if he's
got a date with him?
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Good evening.
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Just a few more steps, dear.
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You're an angel, Stan.
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Dan.
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Harry, Margaret, I'd like you to meet my
good friend, Matilda.
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Hello, Matilda.
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Hi. Gee, Dan, you never mentioned
Matilda before.
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Well, Harry, there's a lot about me you
don't know.
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For instance, do you know how I spend my
Sunday mornings?
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Buffing the scratch marks out of your
ceiling?
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What a crude remark, Harry.
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Tell him, Matilda.
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Every Sunday, this beautiful boy picks
me up at the rest home and takes me out
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for a lovely brunch.
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How sweet.
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I do volunteer work at rest homes, too.
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You do?
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Oh, what a coincidence.
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Oh, Margaret, that's a wonderful
feeling. Can we sit down already?
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My corns are killing me. Well, then sit.
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I wonder what she's saying.
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Harry, you opera virgin, you.
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This is the moment where the courtesan,
Violetta, wonders if she's found her
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true love in Alfredo, the handsome
stranger who's been admiring her from
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afar.
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Perhaps it is he.
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Dan Fielding, I'm impressed.
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So where's my 50 bucks?
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You owe 20.
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Now it's 50.
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Unless you want your friends to know how
you almost broke my hip dragging me out
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of the bingo parlor.
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Fine, fine, here.
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Have it your way, you geriatric
carpetbagger.
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Phone call for Judge Stein.
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That's Stone, isn't it?
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Says Stone.
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Stone. Stone Caller Judge Stone. Sounds
important, Harry.
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Starting.
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Gee, I wonder who would be calling me
here.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I just believe a beautiful woman
shouldn't be left alone under any
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circumstances. What about Matilda?
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She's napping. No, I'm not.
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Go to sleep.
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Isn't Maria Coppamagy wonderful?
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Oh, yes.
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What range.
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Oh, and just to think that she started
her career at the tender age of 15.
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In La Boheme, playing the role of...
Continued on page 30.
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Whoa, she's good.
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Dan? Keeping my seat warm for me? Harry,
where were you supposed... There was a
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spider in my seat.
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What luck, it's gone.
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So who called?
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Well, it was the strangest thing. This
guy launched into this... tirade of
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legal mumbo jumbo and then I guess he
got flustered because he asked if I had
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Prince Albert in a can and then he hung
up.
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Stupid Phil.
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Do I miss much?
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Oh, some wonderful singing and some
lousy acting.
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Dan,
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are you okay?
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Something in my throat. Maybe it's that
spider.
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to talk, isn't it? All right, where's
the train seal that's been doing all
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that barking? Down there, with a drool
on his chin.
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Thank you.
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And the mezzanine thanks you.
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Did
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you
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know that La Traviata was first born...
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1853. Dan, your knowledge of opera is
uncanny.
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Opera's my life.
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Okay, Dan.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, Harry.
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So far, no wonder what's next.
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What's that, Matilda? You can't see?
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I can see fine.
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Except for those blurry objects on the
stage. Oh, dear, dear, dear. I bet you
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could use a pair of those rented opera
glasses, huh?
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Harry, would you mind renting... Here,
Dan, way ahead of you. Borrow ours. Oh,
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uh, thanks.
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Oops! Ow!
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Shhh!
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Flumsy, flumsy me.
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I'm a spoony. I don't want to be here.
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I should have worn my sneakers.
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I know what you want.
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You do?
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Yes, and I'm thrilled because although
I've never said it, I want you to.
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You do?
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Yes, more than you could possibly know.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I knew it. I
knew you wanted me. Oh, Dan, I do.
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Oh, and I, you, Margaret.
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Alas.
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Fate has dealt us a painful hand.
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You're committed to Harry, and I shall
always remain a fantasy forever, just
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out of your reach.
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Not necessarily.
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Wait, what?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about Harry?
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Oh, he means nothing to me.
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I've only let him on pining for you. Oh,
Dan, how I've agonized.
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Wait, no, no. I'm sure it wasn't me,
Mark. It could have been anything. Bad
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scallops. No, no, no. It's you, Dan.
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I need you.
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I want you.
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Dare I say it?
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I love you.
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best girl.
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My best friend.
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And my favorite little old lady.
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You all betrayed me.
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Hey, I'm just here for the money.
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Harry, now, this isn't what it seems.
No, he's right, Harry. It's much more
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than that.
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Dan and I are madly in love.
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We are not.
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life is falling apart in front of me.
No, wait, no, no, Harry, come on. You're
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getting a little carried away. Let's sit
down and talk this over like friends.
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Friends without knives.
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Don't shush me. He's got a knife.
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This is where I get off.
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With my force.
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Harry, put the knife down.
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Don't tell him, Harry.
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I'm the she-devil. Take me.
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She's right. It's all her fault.
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She's a vixen.
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No, don't be ridiculous.
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We're friends.
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I never meant for it to go this far. I
was just toying with her just to see if
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I still had the touch.
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I wish I could believe that.
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You can.
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Try. Try.
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No, Dan.
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There's a pain deep in my heart.
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And there's only one way to relieve it.
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And for what?
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Just to prove that my days as a lady
killer aren't over.
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Ah, but they are.
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Now I'm a judge killer.
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And your blood shall forever stain my
soul.
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And I shall be exposed to the world for
what I really am.
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What might that be?
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You said that.
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I can die a happy man.
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Didn't you say maybe 40 years?
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and finally go home.
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Sorry, big guy. The great one has
finally emerged from his meditation.
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Speak to us, oh hemophone.
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You seem like such nice folks.
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Let me level with you.
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If you're looking for a god, you're
looking in the wrong place.
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Then you are not hemophone?
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Sorry.
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Just as we were going to offer you a
gift of your weight in gold.
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Did he say my weight in gold?
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He sure did.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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Wait a minute. Did you say God?
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I'm sorry. I thought you said guard.
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