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I'm gonna clear it.
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- Get 'em.
- Nope.
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That didn't...
that didn't work at all.
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- Ow. Ow.
- A little bit.
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Hey, if you guys see anything
ninja-related, tell me,
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'cause I am back on my
ninja kick.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna get a shower radio,
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so I can literally
rog out with my cog out.
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Or we could just stick
to the camping list,
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get the supplies we need,
right?
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Definitely,
but first, I want to get
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the stuff that I want
to get first.
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- Yeah.
- Know what I'm saying?
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- I'm gonna do that too.
- All right, just...
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you know, travel shampoos.
Look for 'em.
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Come on, 35 bucks?
For what?
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Oh, plugs into the car.
That's cool.
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Going camping there,
Paul Bunyan?
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Uh, no, me and my buddies are
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gonna follow a concert tour,
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so we're just gonna,
like, be camping out.
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- That sounds fun.
- Yeah, it should be.
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I'm not really
a great outdoors guy, though.
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You know, unless there's
a bald-headed bear.
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- Yeah.
- From the movie, um...
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what movie's that?
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It's the great outdoors.
What are you doing?
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- Shh.
- I don't think we should...
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are you pregnant?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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It's not for you to know
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what's inside this belly.
You're squeezing so hard.
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- You like that?
- I like it.
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Oh, look at that.
Someone's up.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Someone's up.
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I'm up.
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- Morning.
- I'm up and at 'em.
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Don't do that with your face.
Don't do that.
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I don't like that.
That's better.
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Oh, God, all right,
all right, all right.
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Aha.
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Wait, did you just take
a picture of me?
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What?
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Uh, um, no.
No.
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I'm, uh... I'm all right.
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I'm just getting some pants.
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- How about a larger size?
- No, I-I think they're good.
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So.
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Wear 'em out.
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Good day.
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♪ I'm fresh
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♪ you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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♪ Gotta be fresh
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Yo, Ders.
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Check it out.
Look who we ran into.
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Tez has let us...
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he's gonna let us
borrow his rv to go
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to the Xzibit concert
this weekend.
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- Yes!
- Cool.
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I have to admit, I was, like,
stressing really about it, guys,
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but I think now this...
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this trip's gonna be
a little less in tents.
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"In tents"? Get it?
"In tents." That's good.
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That's good.
That's good.
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"In tents."
That's good.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, but tents
are for children.
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Rvs are for cool-ass
widowed grandpas
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who are single
and ready to tingle.
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Yeah, we're gonna be
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some tangling-ass grandpas
this weekend, man.
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What's up
with the kid's ski pants, huh?
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Michael Jackson special?
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Everything half-off kids?
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I was reading
this joke calendar back there.
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June was funny, man.
You should get it.
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I will,
but it's, like, 12 bucks.
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You are not gonna believe what
just happened to me.
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Uhoh!
Hottie coming through, y'all.
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I'd like you to meet
my bangin'-ass wife, Colleen.
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- Hi. How you doing?
- Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh, monty, I'll see you
at the checkout, okay?
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Hey, did you get
those baby naming books.
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I did.
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Y'all, check this out.
We having a little girl.
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And we gonna name her Montessa.
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No, we're not.
We talked about this.
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Okay.
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- Okay, I'll see you there.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ten years of marriage,
and she still got a ass
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like a black tennis player.
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Ain't that right, guys?
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What?
I...
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Didn't see it. Wouldn't look.
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She's your wife.
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Listen, y'all,
I gotta go break me off
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a piece of
this country white bread.
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You 'bout to get
re-pregnatized, girl!
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So, uh, you said something
crazy happened?
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Yeah.
I, um...
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I just saw O.J. Simpson trying
on isotoners that way.
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- O.J. Simpson is here?
- Yeah, just over there.
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He's my favorite killer.
O.J.!
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- He's trying gloves on?
- Yeah.
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O.J.!
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- This is bad.
- O.J.?
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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Buddy, hey, ho.
Hold up, hold up.
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What are you trying to do?
You trying to kill me?
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I didn't know you were there,
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but it sounds like
a good idea now.
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What are you doing, dude?
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What's it look like I'm doing?
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Okay, I want to talk
to you bros just before
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y'all bros just went
to the concert,
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so I slept behind
your bros' car, dudes.
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- That makes sense.
- Karl, I already told you, man.
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You can't come to the concert.
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- I'm sorry.
- Why not?
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'Cause you always get crazy
and start fights at concerts.
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- Always.
- No, I don't.
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- You do.
- No, I don't.
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Dude, do you not remember
the 311 mosh pit?
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Yeah, that was a great pit,
man.
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Very chill mosh.
Great people in there.
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Yeah, really chill until you
bit through a little girl's ear.
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I'm sorry, Blake, but I was
just trying to come original.
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You hit Rebeca Mcentire
in the tit with a rock.
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Yeah, that's what you said.
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You said,
"take this, reba tits,"
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and you threw a rock.
You... you did that.
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It's the live music, okay?
It's the energy of it all.
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You know,
it just, like, goes in,
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and it takes over my soul,
and then it 9/11s my whole body,
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sending it in to "cha-os,"
and I'm just, like...
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but really concerts
are just a place
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for you to find people to fight,
right?
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- Yeah.
- Great, that's what I thought.
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- Sorry, Karl.
- Hey, horrible seeing you.
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Stay stupid, human penis.
Later, duder.
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Wait, guys.
What about the rap music van?
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What am I gonna do with that?
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I don't know.
You could wash it.
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Oh, wash it?
Yeah, that's gonna do...
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Go ahead.
Go to work, man.
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Whoo!
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Ho.
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We're doing it, guys.
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We're officially
doing road rules, man.
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- This is great.
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Do you guys know what
this thing does to panties?
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Sops them, then drops them.
Yes, it does.
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Yeah, chicks love dudes
with RVs.
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My Uncle drives one.
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Gets laid all the time.
Yeah?
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He's a coke dealer also,
so that might
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have something to do with it.
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It's probably what he did
to buy the RV, you know?
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And I want the best bed
'cause I'm probably
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gonna be doing some "fugzin'."
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- Well, we all want that.
- You better be.
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Yeah. But whoever touches
the RV first gets it.
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Wait no. What?
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- Oh! You suckers.
- Damn it, Adam.
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You have to give us a little bit
of advance notice.
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Whoever touches the other side,
gets to control the radio.
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Ready, set, go.
Wait, no...
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I said ready, set, go.
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Yeah.
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Uh, hey, Montez.
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We're just gonna take a tour
of the RV if that's cool.
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You want me to take
your garba... okay.
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You have a bag full
of double-ended dildos?
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That's used.
That's was used probably.
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Strap-ons...
is this Evan stone?
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What's he's doing back there?
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Is that Evan stone?
He's my favorite.
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Man, that's $1,200 worth
of premium sex toys.
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Got them for Colleen
for our ten-year anniversary.
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Made her a music video,
but it's all over, man!
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It's over!
Why is that?
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'Cause she cheating on me, man!
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- Whoa.
- Wait.
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Did she... she...
did she tell you that?
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Um, but she didn't say anything
about, like, who it might be
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or, like, what the person
looks like, right?
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Man, I heard her on the phone
talking about
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she worried about gettin' a std.
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Like she got some kind of thing
called coochie mold.
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- What?
- Awesome, dude.
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I actually just won a foot race,
so I'm entitled to the best bed.
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So is that in the front?
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Hey, you can't use this
any more, dummy.
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I'm living in there.
Okay, for sure.
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Like, what the
happened to my life?
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I had it all.
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Tell you what, man,
if I catch this dude,
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I'm gonna cut his dick off.
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I'm just gonna take it
and just rip it.
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I'll put it in a microwave
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and cook it.
Oh, right.
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Yeah, 'cause, like, cheaters.
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We hate 'em.
They make me sick.
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But you know,
maybe you should treat 'em nice.
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I'm gonna go, uh, throw up
'cause I'm so sick
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of hearing about
your horrible situation, man.
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You okay, Tez?
You seemed bummed, dude.
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- Hey, Jillian.
- Hmm?
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I got to see Montez's
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emergency contact information
right now.
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Oh, is there an emergency?
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Uh, kind... he's okay.
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But kind... yes, kind of.
A little bit.
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Well, there needs to be
an emergency, Anders.
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Unless...
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You let me paint your nails.
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Damn it.
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Hey, um, Colleen,
this is Anders Holmvik.
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We met the other day
in the camping section.
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You might remember.
I hope you do.
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Anyway, um, you took a picture
of me which was not cool,
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and we need to talk about that.
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By the way, amazing hand job.
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Um, anyway, you know what?
I'll come to you.
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Don't... don't even call me back,
okay?
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Uh, take care.
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I can't have my chick
cuckolding me like this.
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Just thinking about this dude
drive me bananas!
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Whoo! B-a-n-a-n-a-n-a.
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I need... I need to know
who is it, man.
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- Who is it?
- Okay. Fine.
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Well, what if we could find out
who it was?
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Would you let us
have the RV then?
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- Yeah, sleuth. We'll sleuth.
- Sleuth it out.
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How y'all gonna do that?
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Does she suspect
that you know anything?
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Have you been weird to her
a little bit?
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- Are you a little weird?
- No.
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I took off in the rv
this morning.
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- Okay, all right.
- Okay, there you go.
244
00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:30,978
Right, so, uh,
why don't you tell her
245
00:08:30,996 --> 00:08:32,584
that you went on
a hunting trip, right?
246
00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:35,832
And then... and then when she gets
all, like, horny...
247
00:08:35,857 --> 00:08:38,626
- Yeah, like they always are.
- Like chicks constantly do.
248
00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:40,661
- Yes, constantly juicing.
- Yeah.
249
00:08:40,695 --> 00:08:42,630
And then she invites
her new stud over...
250
00:08:42,664 --> 00:08:44,665
And when he's about
to pound her,
251
00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:47,334
we pound him.
252
00:08:47,368 --> 00:08:49,436
Or you.
Okay, good.
253
00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:52,540
Adam, great call
with the safety harnesses, bud.
254
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,075
- Yeah, right?
- I feel so secure up here.
255
00:08:55,109 --> 00:08:57,745
No, I've actually fallen out
of a lot of trees as a kid,
256
00:08:57,779 --> 00:08:59,747
so I was like,
"we need a safety harness."
257
00:08:59,781 --> 00:09:01,782
You know, a bunch of rope tied
around our waists. That's safe.
258
00:09:01,816 --> 00:09:03,817
- Good call.
- How you doing on that steak?
259
00:09:03,852 --> 00:09:05,819
I'm good for now. I'm
probably gonna want more though.
260
00:09:05,854 --> 00:09:07,387
- Yeah.
- I love steak.
261
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,189
I absolutely love...
we should go on more steak-outs.
262
00:09:09,223 --> 00:09:12,392
- Yeah.
- What... what are you doing?
263
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,262
Well, Blake,
when you have a fine steak,
264
00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:19,033
you got to complement it
with a fine wine, my baby.
265
00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,936
Okay, now I have heard that,
but you are eating berries.
266
00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:24,038
Don't be thick, man.
Not with me.
267
00:09:24,072 --> 00:09:26,206
Where do you think
wine comes from?
268
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,971
Berries.
They're little wine balls.
269
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,137
Like a fine "peanut garagio."
270
00:09:32,248 --> 00:09:33,603
Right?
I'm a chef.
271
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,372
Oh, my gosh, dude.
Dude, look.
272
00:09:35,387 --> 00:09:38,282
Look, here he comes.
I'ma call Montez.
273
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,874
- Yeah.
- Montez?
274
00:09:40,908 --> 00:09:42,708
We have our perpetrator.
He is here.
275
00:09:42,745 --> 00:09:44,602
We're... we're looking at him now.
276
00:09:44,621 --> 00:09:46,345
Yeah, don't worry, Tez.
He looks like a bitch.
277
00:09:46,363 --> 00:09:47,363
We're gonna get him, dude.
278
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,788
Yup, yes.
He's on his way.
279
00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:51,268
All right, kick ass.
All right.
280
00:10:01,293 --> 00:10:04,463
- Look, babe, the party's over.
- I'm sorry. Party?
281
00:10:04,497 --> 00:10:06,453
Yeah. Wait, oh.
282
00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:08,719
You're gonna act like we didn't
have the best time of our lives?
283
00:10:08,935 --> 00:10:10,613
I'll never forget
how much I ejac'd,
284
00:10:10,632 --> 00:10:12,725
and I'm sure you had a climax
that was unbearable,
285
00:10:12,744 --> 00:10:15,513
even though I didn't even
touch you, but it's gotta stop.
286
00:10:15,601 --> 00:10:17,168
I'm sorry, what do you...
what do you want?
287
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,292
Oh, God, you don't get it.
Look,...
288
00:10:19,597 --> 00:10:22,260
you gotta delete the photo
from your phone, now.
289
00:10:22,308 --> 00:10:24,810
Right, okay.
Let me get my phone.
290
00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:28,026
Oh, thank you.
I'm just gonna...
291
00:10:28,851 --> 00:10:30,069
all right, so we're gonna
292
00:10:30,094 --> 00:10:31,297
have to get pretty physical
right now.
293
00:10:31,324 --> 00:10:32,875
It's been a long time since
I've gotten physical.
294
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,448
Dude, don't even worry
about it, I brought weapons.
295
00:10:35,495 --> 00:10:37,201
- I brought weapons.
- Really? Okay.
296
00:10:37,226 --> 00:10:38,713
Look, check it out.
I got a slingshot.
297
00:10:38,742 --> 00:10:40,419
Cool, I'll take that.
I'll take that,
298
00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,744
unless you have
a grenade launcher.
299
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,061
Well well,
I have something better.
300
00:10:43,115 --> 00:10:44,353
I have the tetanus ball.
301
00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:46,233
It's a tennis ball
with rusty nails in it.
302
00:10:46,256 --> 00:10:47,570
Okay, I'm gonna want
the slingshot
303
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:50,607
'cause this looks
pretty [Bleep] stupid.
304
00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:52,145
What are you...
you're supposed to throw...
305
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,603
how are you gonna pick
that back up, man?
306
00:10:53,628 --> 00:10:55,222
You're gonna... you're gonna
tetanus-ize yourself.
307
00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:57,003
No, no, see, that's what
you're not taking into account.
308
00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,857
I have a protector glove
that you wear,
309
00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:01,127
so maybe... maybe you should think
that over before you call...
310
00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:02,787
- very, very smart move.
- Thank you.
311
00:11:02,822 --> 00:11:04,778
But also,
I will take the slingshoot.
312
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,251
Well, no,
I don't think you should
313
00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:07,829
because you don't even know
how to sling-shoot.
314
00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:09,273
Well,
did you see my practice runs?
315
00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:10,721
Well, I did,
and it didn't look right.
316
00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,197
No, it looked pretty good.
317
00:11:12,232 --> 00:11:13,498
Okay. You have no ammo,
so you can't...
318
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,171
- give me! Give me!
- No, fine.
319
00:11:15,202 --> 00:11:16,569
- Aah!
- Adam?
320
00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:18,817
Adam?
Oh, oh, my, oh, my...
321
00:11:18,838 --> 00:11:21,694
- help me!
- Adam! Oh, my God!
322
00:11:21,711 --> 00:11:22,817
Help! Help me!
323
00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:24,209
Uh, yeah,
just give me the slingshot.
324
00:11:24,244 --> 00:11:27,446
- And hold the back.
- Nice try! Cut me down!
325
00:11:29,213 --> 00:11:33,011
All right, just...
well, don't break your neck!
326
00:11:34,029 --> 00:11:35,803
Help!
My friend is choking!
327
00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:36,527
Ders?
328
00:11:36,556 --> 00:11:38,123
Blake?
What are you doing here?
329
00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:40,672
- What? You're the cheater?
- Yeah, I'm the cheater, okay?
330
00:11:40,697 --> 00:11:41,838
At the store the other day,
331
00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,469
she gave me
a over-the-pants H.J.
332
00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:46,641
And, dude, you should have seen
what I did in my pants.
333
00:11:46,684 --> 00:11:47,965
- Really?
- Unreal.
334
00:11:47,981 --> 00:11:50,082
I just, like,
barfed out of my thing.
335
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:51,803
No way.
How many ounces are we talking?
336
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,390
Like a, like a gusher's worth?
Or like a Capri sun?
337
00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:56,240
Like five busts
of I don't know how much.
338
00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:58,190
Oh, that's why you were
wearing ski pants.
339
00:11:58,214 --> 00:11:59,881
You were dealing
with the stain probably.
340
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,443
Dude, now I get it.
341
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,946
Oh!
Adam, Adam!
342
00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:05,126
Adam's choking, he's dying, man.
We got to cut him down.
343
00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:06,575
- What are you talking...
- Come on, come on!
344
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,672
- What?
- Go, go, go!
345
00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:09,600
- Get something sharp.
- Here, here, here, here.
346
00:12:09,618 --> 00:12:11,825
Oh, come on.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
347
00:12:11,942 --> 00:12:13,609
Come on, come on!
He's right through here!
348
00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:15,144
Wait, man, you're not
supposed to run with these.
349
00:12:15,178 --> 00:12:16,873
- I know! No!
- What are you guys doing?
350
00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:18,748
- Just drop the stupid thing!
- Oh, my God.
351
00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:20,182
- Oh, cut him down!
- I got him.
352
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,998
- Cut him down! Come on!
- Adam!
353
00:12:22,026 --> 00:12:23,469
Use some strength, you pussy!
354
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,072
They're not cutting!
I'll be back.
355
00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:28,271
No, no, no!
My little baby!
356
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:32,091
My little baby! My little angel!
357
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,175
- Oh, my God. I got a big knife!
- Ders, what took you so long?
358
00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:36,249
- I got a big knife! Back up!
- Cut him down!
359
00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:38,387
Oh!
360
00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:41,737
You all right?
361
00:12:41,772 --> 00:12:43,876
- I thought we lost ya.
- Oh, God!
362
00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:46,103
- It's all right.
- Oh, my God! I almost died!
363
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,321
- I know.
- I almost died!
364
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,434
That was so scary!
365
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,736
Thank you for saving me!
It's okay, it's all right.
366
00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:53,778
It's all right.
I had a realization.
367
00:12:53,869 --> 00:12:55,832
I've been alive for 24 years,
368
00:12:55,852 --> 00:12:58,408
and I haven't even done anything
with my life.
369
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,025
- Don't say that. Come on.
- You have too.
370
00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:01,655
- I haven't done anything!
- Come on.
371
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:05,299
I've never even jet skied
off a waterfall.
372
00:13:05,324 --> 00:13:06,855
- Hey, no one's done that.
- Yeah, not many do.
373
00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:10,002
I've never even hot-air
ballooned around the world.
374
00:13:10,037 --> 00:13:11,159
- It's very expensive.
- Yes.
375
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,184
I've never...
376
00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:17,773
Even seen The Expendables.
377
00:13:17,808 --> 00:13:19,679
We did, though.
On Valentine's day.
378
00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:22,920
Whatever the point is,
I need to do more badass stuff!
379
00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:25,189
And watch more classic movies.
380
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,951
I haven't even seen
Beauty And the Beast
381
00:13:26,976 --> 00:13:29,420
in, like, seven years,
and that was my favorite movie.
382
00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,018
- Okay.
- And I'm blowing it!
383
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,842
All right, so what the hell
are you guys doing?
384
00:13:34,207 --> 00:13:35,651
Ders, what are you doing here?
385
00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,160
Let's go get this cheater.
386
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,660
Let's go get this cheater
as a team.
387
00:13:38,695 --> 00:13:40,262
- No, Adam, Adam, Adam.
- Team best friends.
388
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,270
Adam, Ders... Ders
is actually the cheater.
389
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:44,251
He got a hand job
from Montez's pregnant wife.
390
00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:45,510
- Yeah.
- What?
391
00:13:45,529 --> 00:13:47,429
It was this out-of-control,
over-the-pants hand job that...
392
00:13:47,462 --> 00:13:50,088
it was like a tantric
explosion of everything.
393
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,713
- Over the pants, though?
- Yeah.
394
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:54,065
No, man, that's not
how you want to do it.
395
00:13:54,096 --> 00:13:56,564
What? Wow, dude, has the
Internet melted your brain?
396
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,620
Come on.
Over the pants is fine.
397
00:13:58,691 --> 00:14:00,039
- No way, man.
- Hey!
398
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:01,819
- You got to go under the pants.
- Y'all find him?
399
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,443
- Uh.
- Um, here.
400
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:07,261
No, we didn't. He escaped.
He ran away. He was very fast.
401
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,736
Well, what did he look like?
Did you see him?
402
00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:10,465
Actually, no.
We don't know if it's a he,
403
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:13,662
a she, an it.
We're not sure.
404
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,998
No, look, I could tell you
exactly what he looks like.
405
00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,433
And it's about time
you knew too.
406
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:19,718
- Yes.
- What are you doing, Ders?
407
00:14:19,731 --> 00:14:21,031
I'm doing what's right, okay?
408
00:14:21,049 --> 00:14:23,339
Tez, you're my work friend,
and you deserve to know that...
409
00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:25,598
after the Xzibit concert,
he deserves to know.
410
00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:26,360
Who is it?
411
00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:29,087
Montez, the guy
that's [Bleeping] your wife
412
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,927
is named Karl Hevacheck.
413
00:14:30,964 --> 00:14:33,098
Karl Hevacheck.
414
00:14:33,323 --> 00:14:35,124
- Heva-
- check.
415
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:38,796
Who gives a fuck. Bring his ass
to me right now.
416
00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:46,358
♪ He's insane ah ♪
417
00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:49,437
Hmm, now,
I wonder what a rap mu...
418
00:14:49,479 --> 00:14:52,962
"musage" van is?
419
00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:56,007
- Karl.
- Ooh.
420
00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:58,739
Hey, so what's new, guys?
421
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:02,658
Welcome to my new life here
in the rap massage van,
422
00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:04,682
where I give homeless people
free bum rubs.
423
00:15:04,717 --> 00:15:07,074
- God, it smells like, uh...
- It's like...
424
00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,879
- like...
- Um...
425
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,866
well, it smells like you're
massaging homeless people.
426
00:15:11,902 --> 00:15:13,769
- Yeah, that's...
- That's exactly what it smell...
427
00:15:13,784 --> 00:15:14,894
that's a good way
to describe it.
428
00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:17,058
All right, now look, man,
we got soup kitchens,
429
00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:18,808
places for homeless people
to eat.
430
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,669
But we don't have
massage kitchens,
431
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,615
places for massages
to go down on homeless people.
432
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:24,937
Hey, Karl,
I'm sorry to interrupt,
433
00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:27,543
but we have an opportunity
for you and it's pressing.
434
00:15:27,623 --> 00:15:29,511
- Shh!
- I'm sorry.
435
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,762
Karl, we'd like to you join us
at the Xzibit concert.
436
00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:34,040
Interested?
437
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,762
I've been thinking a lot
about what you guys said,
438
00:15:35,774 --> 00:15:37,331
and you're absolutely right,
you know.
439
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,181
Trying to find my inner peace.
440
00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:40,685
And right now,
I've kind of found it
441
00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,446
in this dude's giant back.
442
00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:44,942
I'm lovin' it, I'm lovin' it.
443
00:15:44,982 --> 00:15:47,783
So, uh, I'm gonna have to say
na-nay-no, my brothers.
444
00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:49,147
No, Karl.
Come on, dude.
445
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,224
All you got to do is pretend
like you were having sex
446
00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:52,546
with our co-worker's wife,
447
00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:54,213
and then he's probably
gonna beat you up,
448
00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:55,465
just like you wanted.
449
00:15:56,453 --> 00:15:57,849
Can Mike come?
450
00:15:58,004 --> 00:15:59,704
♪ Get down, turn around
show me what you got ♪
451
00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:02,541
♪ You a pow pow juggernaut
take it up a notch ♪
452
00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:03,975
♪ All my guys,
wow, take him out ♪
453
00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,344
♪ Let me take a shot
454
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:07,246
There's your boy.
455
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:12,184
I want you to come here
and see this.
456
00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:15,454
- Who are you calling?
- Is this the dude?
457
00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:17,822
Am I the dude?
Yeah, I'm the dude, man.
458
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:19,324
I'm the dude, homey.
459
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:20,861
I'm the one
who's been giving your wife
460
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,004
the stinky [Bleep], man.
461
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,718
So what are you gonna do?
Just punch me right here, man.
462
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,409
- I wanna be your bitch.
- Hit him.
463
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,728
- Yup, make him bleed.
- Whoo!
464
00:16:27,756 --> 00:16:30,391
I would like to know what
was she saying about me?
465
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:31,649
Hold on, what you...
what you say?
466
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:32,975
I said,
what was she saying about me?
467
00:16:33,012 --> 00:16:34,855
What was she saying about you?
Uh...
468
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,515
Oh, dude, she was saying that
you have a tiny little dick.
469
00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,174
All right,
like a tootsie roll, man.
470
00:16:39,227 --> 00:16:40,868
While I have
the Charleston chew,
471
00:16:40,886 --> 00:16:41,886
the king-sized version,
472
00:16:41,895 --> 00:16:43,249
and you know your bitch
has a sweet tooth.
473
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:44,937
Oh!
- He's got him!
474
00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:47,625
Yeah! What's up, now?
Hit me. Hit me, man.
475
00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:51,543
I'm more referring
to her emotional needs.
476
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,891
Emono, there's nothing
emotional about it, man.
477
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:55,789
You don't get it.
You can't "f" right,
478
00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,489
and I gave her
the dunking donut,
479
00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:58,718
and then I had that bitch doing
480
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,698
cirque du soleil
all over the room.
481
00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:02,415
Man, she creamed her panties
for me.
482
00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:04,239
- Oh!
- God damn it!
483
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:05,654
And guess what
she called me, man.
484
00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:06,836
She called me the king.
485
00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:08,458
I'm king Karl.
Say it, Mike.
486
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,046
- He the king.
- I'm... say it, Mike.
487
00:17:10,065 --> 00:17:10,859
He's the king!
488
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:12,257
- One more time, Mike.
- He the king!
489
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,979
I'm the king, man.
And guess what.
490
00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:15,438
You just the prince, man.
491
00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:18,803
You prince "mooted."
"Mooted," you a bitch.
492
00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:21,414
Okay? And that baby
in your wife's stomach?
493
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:22,721
- Guess what, man.
- Too far.
494
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:26,157
That's mine, dude.
Sorry, but you're not a daddy.
495
00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:28,350
You're not a daddy.
Now hit me, man.
496
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,492
You know what?
I'm glad you here,
497
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:30,593
'cause I want you to see this.
498
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:32,971
Come on, man. You get first.
You get number one.
499
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:34,006
Come on, Ted.
500
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,283
- Ugh!
- Oh!
501
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:36,988
Hell, yeah, bitch.
502
00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:39,312
- Okay.
- Yup, you got him. That's it.
503
00:17:39,348 --> 00:17:41,256
- Good to go.
- Oh! Yeah.
504
00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:42,925
Look what you got me doing,
woman!
505
00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:44,676
Look what you got me doing.
506
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:48,179
- Oh, that's gonna bruise.
- Tez, stop it! Stop it!
507
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:52,284
I wish I was dead!
508
00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:55,470
Give that... oh! Oh!
Karl, you know...
509
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:57,745
Karl! Wait!
Tez, I'm the cheater.
510
00:17:57,757 --> 00:17:59,057
What?
511
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,393
Oh, okay.
512
00:18:01,427 --> 00:18:03,075
Oh, Jesus.
This is a dildo.
513
00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:06,107
That's a dildo, guys.
Oh, gross, man.
514
00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:17,611
That's right.
I'm the guy.
515
00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:19,813
Oh, man, that was a rush.
That was great.
516
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,268
I don't need to go
to the concert any more.
517
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,976
Dude, that was a sick mosh.
518
00:18:23,217 --> 00:18:24,324
- Mm-hmm.
- That was awesome.
519
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,836
- Okay, okay.
- Man, it was awesome, bro.
520
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,046
- Yeah.
- Thanks, Karl.
521
00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:29,802
Right on. See you guys.
Hey, Mike, let's go.
522
00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:32,085
Somebody better tell me what
the hell is going on
523
00:18:32,105 --> 00:18:34,079
'fore I whoop y'all
with this two-headed dilly.
524
00:18:34,128 --> 00:18:36,773
Look, Tez, I had no idea
that Colleen was your wife
525
00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:39,651
when she gave me that standing
H.J. In that store, okay?
526
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:40,977
- Hand job?
- Yes.
527
00:18:41,092 --> 00:18:42,393
- Over the pants?
- Oh, yeah.
528
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,800
- Standing?
- Mm-hmm.
529
00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:45,296
I mean,
that's all right with us.
530
00:18:45,321 --> 00:18:47,328
What?
- That's okay with you guys?
531
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:49,243
For our ninth anniversary,
I told her she can give
532
00:18:49,268 --> 00:18:51,669
as many hand jobs
over the pants as she wants.
533
00:18:51,712 --> 00:18:53,188
Oh, my God.
534
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,554
- You're the perfect wife.
- Yeah.
535
00:18:55,574 --> 00:18:57,355
Why, what do you...
what do you get?
536
00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:58,996
Overthe-blouse titty nibbling
in pub.
537
00:18:59,062 --> 00:18:59,906
Titty nibbling?
538
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,840
I would love to titty nibble
in p... okay. Yup, yup.
539
00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:04,596
I applaud your relationship.
540
00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:06,340
I want to get married.
That sounds awesome.
541
00:19:06,364 --> 00:19:07,594
I don't know about all of that.
542
00:19:07,628 --> 00:19:08,865
I have a bone to pick with you,
woman.
543
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,503
I want to know where
you've been sneaking off to
544
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:11,665
in the middle of the night?
545
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,580
Why are you telling people
546
00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:13,955
you're worried about getting
coochie mold?
547
00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:16,385
Monty, no,
I don't have coochie mold.
548
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:20,268
I was getting a mold
made of my coochie... For you.
549
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,379
What?
550
00:19:22,852 --> 00:19:25,007
- I'm... I don't know.
- What?
551
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:28,215
- Ah!
- Whoa.
552
00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:30,029
Yes, oh, my God.
553
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,890
- Surprise.
- Look at that.
554
00:19:31,915 --> 00:19:33,160
Beautiful, that is beautiful.
555
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,427
Hey,
it's our tenth anniversary.
556
00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:36,546
And I wanted it to be perfect
for you, you know.
557
00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:39,092
When this baby comes,
I'm gonna be sliced open
558
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:41,643
like a sea bass,
and I want you happy.
559
00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:43,197
That's true.
Babies ruin vaginae.
560
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:46,109
This is the sexiest, freakiest,
most beautiful gift
561
00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,158
you have ever gotten me,
but you know what?
562
00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:49,750
We need to quit
this perverted arms race
563
00:19:49,776 --> 00:19:51,260
before somebody gets hurt.
564
00:19:51,285 --> 00:19:53,286
- Oh, are you sure?
- Yeah.
565
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:56,175
Baby, I don't want to have sex
with this coochie mold.
566
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:58,258
I want to have sex
with your real coochie
567
00:19:58,288 --> 00:19:59,621
for the rest of my life.
568
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:02,349
- Aw.
- You know what? Here.
569
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,014
I'm "bequeefing" this to you.
570
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,297
You're queefing this to me?
571
00:20:05,356 --> 00:20:06,488
- Oh, cool.
- Use it well.
572
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,290
Mm, girl, come here.
You about to get tore up.
573
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:10,983
Montez, you're not a total
piece of.
574
00:20:11,006 --> 00:20:12,607
Man, you're the man.
I got the baby oil.
575
00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:14,369
Go on in there with
your fine ass, girl.
576
00:20:14,391 --> 00:20:17,142
You're my hero, thank you.
This is such a cool thing.
577
00:20:17,169 --> 00:20:19,003
- Hey, hey!
- We were gonna go.
578
00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:20,929
Close the door.
579
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,652
Can we borrow the R...
you said we could...
580
00:20:23,851 --> 00:20:26,108
we're supposed to borrow it
to go to the Xzibit concert?
581
00:20:26,139 --> 00:20:27,414
- Just hurry up.
- Do you remember?
582
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,029
All right, we'll just wait.
We'll wait a little bit.
583
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,902
Well, it's been like an hour.
584
00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:36,805
Should we go get a snack
or something?
585
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,541
Yeah, it's hot, man.
I could go for a drink.
586
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:43,490
- Whoa!
- Yes. Anything but a squirt.
587
00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:45,331
Nice.
588
00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:54,783
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