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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,775 --> 00:00:02,452 Satan's power is fierce, 2 00:00:02,577 --> 00:00:05,196 but nothing's more powerful than the Lord's Force! 3 00:00:05,738 --> 00:00:07,574 Wolf! 4 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:08,491 David! 5 00:00:08,657 --> 00:00:10,702 Gibraltar! 6 00:00:10,868 --> 00:00:12,662 Samson! 7 00:00:12,828 --> 00:00:15,823 Ram! 8 00:00:15,948 --> 00:00:18,793 For more information on the Lord's Force, 9 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,754 visit our website and follow us on Twitter. 10 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,813 And hey, God bless. Have a great day. 11 00:00:22,838 --> 00:00:23,789 - Uh-huh. - Oh, my gosh. 12 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,838 How did these buff dudes escape my radar? 13 00:00:25,878 --> 00:00:27,759 I thought I knew about every single buff dude. 14 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:28,866 No, Samson? 15 00:00:28,886 --> 00:00:30,845 With those bats, like, "clock, clock, clock, clock, clock." 16 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:32,168 No, no, no. Ram. 17 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,983 With the phone books. Ripping phone books. 18 00:00:34,016 --> 00:00:35,615 That's the ultimate move for buff-assness. 19 00:00:35,637 --> 00:00:37,056 Dude, when did you say they're coming to town? 20 00:00:37,097 --> 00:00:38,403 We have to see these buff-ass dudes. 21 00:00:38,765 --> 00:00:39,690 Tomorrow. 22 00:00:39,718 --> 00:00:40,650 And we are going. 23 00:00:40,668 --> 00:00:42,997 And then after we watch the show, 24 00:00:43,421 --> 00:00:45,126 I'm gonna try out for the force. 25 00:00:45,194 --> 00:00:46,821 All right, but you know those guys are like, 26 00:00:46,849 --> 00:00:48,387 Chris Tucker religulous, though, right? 27 00:00:48,426 --> 00:00:50,086 Yeah, no, I'm very religulous. 28 00:00:50,182 --> 00:00:53,161 You know, father, son, holy... what have you. 29 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:56,831 Noah's art. Two animals going onto a ship to have sex. 30 00:00:56,997 --> 00:00:58,416 Unconditional love for Jesus Christ. 31 00:00:58,582 --> 00:00:59,834 Do you guys wanna watch a video 32 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,202 of a dude blowing his brains out? 33 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,404 Uh, I do, and I don't. 34 00:01:03,529 --> 00:01:04,705 Well, we are going to. 35 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,008 Annie, this is for you and the kids. 36 00:01:07,174 --> 00:01:10,011 There's no other way. 37 00:01:16,258 --> 00:01:17,403 Let's just, uh, 38 00:01:17,424 --> 00:01:19,128 put on some twerk videos or something, right? 39 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:20,527 - Yeah, twerk, for sure. - Yeah. All right. 40 00:01:22,857 --> 00:01:27,696 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 41 00:01:33,351 --> 00:01:34,560 Brat-dogs. 44 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,196 - Mm! - Enjoy. Enjoy 45 00:01:43,215 --> 00:01:44,350 hey, tickets! 46 00:01:44,362 --> 00:01:45,516 Who's got some tickets? 47 00:01:45,546 --> 00:01:47,973 I'll trade you a beer and a Brat for a ticket. 48 00:01:48,036 --> 00:01:49,840 Man, I cannot even believe... 49 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,379 The one time I wanna go to church, and I can't get in. 50 00:01:52,901 --> 00:01:54,076 God, we gotta get in there. 51 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:56,274 I do not wanna miss them lift that 1,000-pound cross. 52 00:01:56,555 --> 00:01:57,387 For real. 53 00:01:57,423 --> 00:01:58,412 What're we gonna do? 54 00:01:58,424 --> 00:02:01,836 We just gotta ask ourselves, W-W-J-Z-do? 55 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,364 What would... What would Jay-Z do? 56 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:05,233 - Yeah. - He'd probably rap about it. 57 00:02:05,399 --> 00:02:07,301 ♪ He'd rap about it, and he'd rap about it ♪ 58 00:02:07,426 --> 00:02:09,612 ♪ And then he'd pass the mic to Blake ♪ 59 00:02:09,778 --> 00:02:12,073 ♪ Nah, nah, I don't want the mic, give it to Adam ♪ 60 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:13,741 ♪ I don't need... I don't want the mic either ♪ 61 00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:15,409 ♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪ 62 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:17,328 ♪ It's back to me 63 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:18,913 ♪ I don't mind that 'cause I'm a r-a-p ♪ 64 00:02:19,079 --> 00:02:20,581 ♪ P-E-R, where's my car 65 00:02:20,706 --> 00:02:21,716 ♪ I mean my whip, guys 66 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,793 ♪ Where's my whip, guys 67 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:25,820 ♪ Rappin', stoppin', I don't want the mic, Blake ♪ 68 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,130 I don't want it. 69 00:02:27,296 --> 00:02:29,240 - There you go. - Thank you much. 70 00:02:29,277 --> 00:02:30,529 Yeah, we just left our stub... 71 00:02:30,554 --> 00:02:32,612 Oh, woah. No, no, no. Sorry, friends. 72 00:02:32,643 --> 00:02:33,933 You need tickets to get in. 73 00:02:33,956 --> 00:02:35,379 No, they said we actually didn't need 74 00:02:35,385 --> 00:02:36,971 to bring our stubs out here, we left 'em in there. 75 00:02:37,002 --> 00:02:38,359 Hate carrying too many stubs around. 76 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,920 Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters 77 00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:41,201 try to pull a fast one on me, 78 00:02:41,225 --> 00:02:43,069 So, why don't you guys go and, uh, get outta line, please? 79 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,825 - Thank you very much. - Okay. All right. You know what? 80 00:02:44,886 --> 00:02:46,852 We'll come clean. We never bought tickets. 81 00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:47,989 We're lying to you, 82 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:50,900 which proves we need to get in there and see the Lord's Force 83 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:52,108 so we can become better people 84 00:02:52,132 --> 00:02:53,188 and not liar people. 85 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,065 We gotta be saved. We're bad people. 86 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,538 I mean, I used to make my, uh, 87 00:02:56,575 --> 00:02:59,014 G.I. Joes have huge orgies with my neighbor's Barbies. 88 00:02:59,036 --> 00:03:00,424 Yeah, and when I was a kid, I always tried 89 00:03:00,454 --> 00:03:01,935 to make my dog have sex with my cat 90 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,166 'cause I wanted a cat-dog. 91 00:03:03,189 --> 00:03:04,666 Turns out their dicks don't fit into cats, 92 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,487 - and the cat limps now. - Yeah. 93 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,523 When I go to subway, I ask for a water glass, 94 00:03:08,541 --> 00:03:09,717 and I always fill it with fresca, 95 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:10,991 because I'm a monster, sir. 96 00:03:11,035 --> 00:03:12,662 Okay, guys you're not gonna get in. 97 00:03:12,716 --> 00:03:14,669 Now, there's an 8:00 A.M. service here in the morning. 98 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,904 You guys come back, you get your church in that way. All right? 99 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:18,431 Now, please get outta the line. 100 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:20,308 No, I don't wanna see some stupid preacher 101 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,310 talk about stupid church stuff. 102 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,745 I wanna see two big-ass dudes liftin' a big ol' cross 103 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,815 - over their big ol' heads! - Mm-hmm. 104 00:03:26,981 --> 00:03:28,316 Hey! Now, I'm gonna call security. 105 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:29,901 - Now, get outta here! - Oh. 106 00:03:29,942 --> 00:03:31,479 - All right. - Jesus. 107 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,670 You know what? 108 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,637 Someday I'm gonna be on the Lord's Force, 109 00:03:34,663 --> 00:03:36,738 and then you'll feel like a stupid idiot 110 00:03:36,763 --> 00:03:38,474 - for not letting me in! - Heck yeah. 111 00:03:38,492 --> 00:03:40,537 - Phone book. Rip! - Show him. 112 00:03:40,578 --> 00:03:43,372 Just like the Lord's Force! Just like the Lord's Force! 113 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,264 Whatever. You see how far threw that? 114 00:03:45,289 --> 00:03:46,298 Uh-huh. 115 00:03:46,316 --> 00:03:47,413 Got muscles. 116 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,911 Hey! 117 00:03:50,087 --> 00:03:52,343 Oh, that's very- that's actually pretty good, 118 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,275 but you know what? 119 00:03:53,308 --> 00:03:56,028 In all seriousness, suck on my, dude! 120 00:03:56,051 --> 00:03:58,683 ♪ And I said, "no, man, you drive a garbage truck" ♪ 121 00:03:58,702 --> 00:04:00,328 ♪ And then I pass the mic to Adam ♪ 122 00:04:00,353 --> 00:04:02,774 ♪ And then I take the mic, and I don't know what to do ♪ 123 00:04:02,805 --> 00:04:04,774 - ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake - I don't want the... 124 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:06,358 Oh, there they are! There they are! They're here! 125 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,056 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh! Oh! Watch it! 126 00:04:08,063 --> 00:04:09,523 Get outta the way! Get outta the way! 127 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:11,317 - Hey. - What's up? 128 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:13,278 - How you guys doing? - Good. 129 00:04:14,718 --> 00:04:16,565 Okay, I'm sorry, they're... They're a little starstruck. 130 00:04:16,584 --> 00:04:17,665 I don't get starstruck. 131 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,707 I saw Tony Shaloub at the airport one time. 132 00:04:19,731 --> 00:04:20,913 Didn't even mention Monk. 133 00:04:20,937 --> 00:04:22,170 Just winked. 134 00:04:22,202 --> 00:04:25,284 Ah, cool. Uh, did you guys enjoy the show? 135 00:04:25,315 --> 00:04:27,296 No, 'cause we didn't even see it. 136 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,324 Somebody didn't know we had to get tickets. 137 00:04:29,347 --> 00:04:31,512 Argh! You should just shoot yourself in the head 138 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:32,688 and put it on Youtube! 139 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,551 Oh, that's too bad. Well, it was nice meeting you guys. 140 00:04:34,594 --> 00:04:36,268 Yeah. Stay strong, use his power. 141 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:37,344 Wait, hang on. 142 00:04:37,373 --> 00:04:38,486 Um, we're gonna go out for a beer. 143 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:39,911 Do you guys want beers? We'll buy you beers. 144 00:04:39,949 --> 00:04:41,800 I could go for one. It's been a while. 145 00:04:42,027 --> 00:04:43,477 You know that's not a good idea. 146 00:04:43,508 --> 00:04:45,177 Hey, thanks a lot, guys. 147 00:04:45,225 --> 00:04:47,353 Wait. Uh... 148 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:48,897 - No. Hey! - Adam... 149 00:04:49,063 --> 00:04:51,065 No, please! Please let us buy you beer, please! 150 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,500 You guys are my hero 151 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,235 easy, there, tiger. Back in your cage. 152 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,972 buy you a beer? 153 00:04:58,097 --> 00:04:59,115 One beer. 154 00:04:59,281 --> 00:05:01,367 - Yeah! One beer! - Yes! 155 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:04,045 So, the I was. 156 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:08,182 600 pounds across my back in front of 10,000 people... 157 00:05:08,457 --> 00:05:12,787 When I hear the voices of 10,000 angels. 158 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,822 Only it wasn't the voice of angels. 159 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:16,323 Nah, it was blood shootin' outta my ears. 160 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:17,967 I bl my eardrums out. 161 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:19,694 Oh, my God. 162 00:05:19,769 --> 00:05:21,588 Can you hear this? Can you hear this right now? 163 00:05:21,604 --> 00:05:24,524 Anyway, hey, this was fun, but we should probably head back. 164 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:27,143 - No, come on. Another round. - No, no, no, no. 165 00:05:27,159 --> 00:05:29,335 We just got here we haven't even taken shots yet. 166 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:30,850 - Yup. - Yup. You're doing shots. 167 00:05:30,886 --> 00:05:32,042 - Shots? - You're doing a shot. 168 00:05:32,076 --> 00:05:35,246 Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot... 169 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:37,148 Everybody! 170 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,281 - Shot, shot, shots. - Oh, the ladies. 171 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:41,491 Here we go, here we go. 172 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:42,656 Gotta tell you guys, 173 00:05:42,693 --> 00:05:44,965 this is the most fun I've had in months 174 00:05:44,993 --> 00:05:45,962 most fun in my life. 175 00:05:45,994 --> 00:05:47,021 To new friends! 176 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:48,879 New friends! 177 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,098 Whoo! 178 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:52,774 Whoo! 179 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:54,957 Hey, now that we're best friends, 180 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:57,708 I was wondering if you guys would sign my phone books 181 00:05:57,739 --> 00:05:59,442 - and then rip 'em in half for me. - Sure. 182 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:00,828 Let us go have a smoke real quick, 183 00:06:00,849 --> 00:06:02,788 - we'll be right back. - Yeah thank you so much! 184 00:06:02,845 --> 00:06:05,297 Thank you so much. You... you have no idea what this means to me. 185 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:06,744 - They're so cool. - Thank you! 186 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:07,912 Dudes, we should go out there 187 00:06:07,922 --> 00:06:09,330 and smoke a cigarette with the Lord's Force. 188 00:06:09,349 --> 00:06:10,624 - Let's do it. - Yeah, we have to. 189 00:06:10,654 --> 00:06:13,096 And cigarettes give you cancer, but I'm like, "worth it!" 190 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,125 I've never even smoked a cigarette, 191 00:06:15,149 --> 00:06:16,494 but here I am, sittin' here, 192 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:18,282 talkin' about going to smoke one with the Lord's Force! 193 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,754 Yeah! The Lord's Force! 194 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,781 - Let's do this. - Let's go, let's go! 195 00:06:21,947 --> 00:06:24,358 All right, who's ready to smoke? 196 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:25,605 Where's he at? Where they at? 197 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:27,877 Chill out. 198 00:06:30,706 --> 00:06:33,835 Holy smokes. 199 00:06:43,493 --> 00:06:44,856 Okay, this isn't a big deal. 200 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,714 I mean, they do this in the rap game all the time, right? 201 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:48,068 Lil Wayne kissed Birdman. 202 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:49,729 Just kissin' on his daddy. That's all he's doing. 203 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:50,934 Tss, yeah. 204 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:52,726 Probably just checking each other's breath, 205 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:54,361 making sure they're ready to kiss hot chicks. 206 00:06:54,389 --> 00:06:55,800 - Yes. - You know? 207 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,541 Sure. 208 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:58,793 Hey! 209 00:06:59,765 --> 00:07:00,852 Oh, God. 210 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:02,802 - Oh, it's that dude. - Didn't we talk about this? 211 00:07:02,826 --> 00:07:04,036 What're you guys doing? 212 00:07:04,063 --> 00:07:05,664 Okay, it's not what you think. 213 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:06,757 Oh, yeah? It's not what I think? 214 00:07:06,788 --> 00:07:08,132 Well, then what is it? 215 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:09,730 It's gay chicken. 216 00:07:09,809 --> 00:07:11,501 You know, that... That's what we were doing. 217 00:07:11,526 --> 00:07:13,029 Just, um, you know. 218 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:14,907 Old-fashioned gay chicken. 219 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:16,462 Gay chicken? That's what you're going with? 220 00:07:16,493 --> 00:07:17,895 Oh, what, you don't know about gay chicken? 221 00:07:17,913 --> 00:07:19,414 That's where two totally straight guys 222 00:07:19,436 --> 00:07:21,175 try and out-gay each other? It's like this, ready? 223 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:22,256 - Yeah, it's like a... - Oh! 224 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:23,203 - See? He just... - He lost. 225 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,313 No, I think I won. 226 00:07:24,348 --> 00:07:25,678 Shut the heck up now! 227 00:07:25,747 --> 00:07:27,731 Now, listen, it Adam and Eve, 228 00:07:27,779 --> 00:07:29,757 it's not Adam and Steve, you understand me? 229 00:07:29,773 --> 00:07:30,734 I'll tell you what. 230 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,693 Why don't I ask God what he thinks I should do, huh? 231 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:33,851 I'll check in with him. 232 00:07:33,881 --> 00:07:35,251 Uh, oh, Lord... 233 00:07:35,417 --> 00:07:36,544 Yeah, uh, I got a problem d... 234 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,754 Why? 'Cause of the gay thing? 235 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,506 Come on. Really? 236 00:07:40,672 --> 00:07:42,599 Okay, well, you're the boss. 237 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:44,760 Sorry, gays, you're off the Force. 238 00:07:44,926 --> 00:07:47,470 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about the tour? 239 00:07:47,595 --> 00:07:48,472 What about Tampa? 240 00:07:48,638 --> 00:07:50,558 No, this is it, okay? 241 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:52,308 Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara. 242 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,228 Now, get your purses outta the van. 243 00:07:54,394 --> 00:07:56,522 - But... - I knew this was a bad idea. 244 00:07:56,688 --> 00:07:59,582 These guys made us do shots, and now my life is ruined. 245 00:07:59,707 --> 00:08:01,251 - Where am I gonna go? - Sorry. 246 00:08:01,376 --> 00:08:02,585 - Sorry about Tampa. - Des... 247 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:05,429 Oh, man, I feel terrible. 248 00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:06,971 Maybe we should let 'em crash at our pad. 249 00:08:06,996 --> 00:08:08,515 We just made 'em lose their jobs. 250 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:13,096 I am not going back to Duluth to live with my stepmom. 251 00:08:13,221 --> 00:08:15,791 - I'm not. - No, you're not. 252 00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:18,252 You guys are gonna stay with us for as long as you need. 253 00:08:18,418 --> 00:08:21,862 Consider our casa our casa for you to crash in. 254 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:25,718 Oh, everybody get some rest? 255 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:29,445 - Huh? Here, lemme top you off. - Thanks. 256 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:33,516 There you go. And for you. Right in there. 257 00:08:33,641 --> 00:08:36,020 - Thank you guys for everything. - It's our pleasure. 258 00:08:36,186 --> 00:08:37,353 We just wanna take care of our boys. 259 00:08:37,478 --> 00:08:38,521 We're glad to have you here. 260 00:08:38,646 --> 00:08:40,190 And since we do have you here, 261 00:08:40,315 --> 00:08:41,758 uh, we thought we'd share an idea with you. 262 00:08:41,883 --> 00:08:44,761 Kind of, um, well, a business proposition of sorts. 263 00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:45,988 Yeah. 264 00:08:46,154 --> 00:08:47,597 Hey, we're not gay. 265 00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:50,700 I know what you saw, but, um, it wasn't real. 266 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,603 No, you guys definitely aren't gay. 267 00:08:53,728 --> 00:08:55,038 - Nobody's saying you're gay. - No 268 00:08:55,163 --> 00:08:56,791 dudes with giant muscles are never gay. 269 00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:58,292 Yeah. Exactly. 270 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:00,343 Okay, I'm sorry, but... 271 00:09:00,468 --> 00:09:01,629 Maybe I am gay. 272 00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:03,745 What? No. 273 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:05,226 All right, well, maybe you are, but I'm not. 274 00:09:05,274 --> 00:09:06,929 He's not. 275 00:09:06,948 --> 00:09:09,507 No, you guys were just drunk, playing gay chicken. 276 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:10,750 Sometimes when I get drunk, 277 00:09:10,768 --> 00:09:12,269 I go to Boston market, I eat chicken. 278 00:09:12,293 --> 00:09:13,541 We're like the same dudes. 279 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:14,849 Yeah, you're drunk. 280 00:09:14,891 --> 00:09:16,526 Weird things happen when you're drunk. 281 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:19,163 Last week, I got drunk, I ate the band off my wristwatch. 282 00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:20,462 I thought it was beef jerky. 283 00:09:21,815 --> 00:09:23,333 I don't know, I'm just... 284 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,289 I'm just very confused about everything right now. 285 00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:27,354 Okay, look, you were drunk. You're sober now. 286 00:09:27,373 --> 00:09:28,616 Why don't we get to the bottom of this? 287 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:30,226 Just kiss each other real quick, you know, 288 00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:32,135 and then you'll probably hate it, 289 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:34,409 and we can get to this proposal, 'cause I got some ideas. 290 00:09:34,422 --> 00:09:35,181 There you go. 291 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,772 One time, little thing, you'll see it was just a fluke, 292 00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:39,153 - and we'll move on with the day. - Mm-hmm. 293 00:09:39,182 --> 00:09:41,327 Yeah, or you don't have to. Or you can just not do that. 294 00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:43,181 Drunk night. 295 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:44,879 - Totally straight. - Boom. Okay. 296 00:09:44,904 --> 00:09:46,174 - That was a straight dude kiss. - Let's go. 297 00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:47,566 Let's go eat some eggs or something. 298 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:48,591 Yup, no feelings there. 299 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:51,080 - No feelings there, right? - Good call, there. 300 00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:52,584 - Good... what are they... - Yeah, good... 301 00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:53,812 Wha... why? Why? 302 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:54,872 - Straight dudes kissin'. - Yeah. 303 00:09:54,892 --> 00:09:56,150 Ahh... 304 00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:57,192 What's going on over here? 305 00:09:57,225 --> 00:10:00,938 Whoa... why? 306 00:10:01,104 --> 00:10:02,772 - My predator bong! - All right, that's it! 307 00:10:02,897 --> 00:10:04,607 Break it up! Break it up! Right now! 308 00:10:04,732 --> 00:10:07,777 - Jeez Louise! - And we are back. 309 00:10:07,944 --> 00:10:11,447 Okay, so... 310 00:10:11,572 --> 00:10:15,151 I'm just gonna move on, um, because I had a proposal 311 00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:16,439 that I was going to give to you guys, 312 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,815 - and here it is. - Yes. 313 00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:20,791 Let's start a new rival squad to the Lord's Force. 314 00:10:20,926 --> 00:10:22,527 We can, uh, work out here, 315 00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:25,461 we can even perform in the front yard... 316 00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:27,196 - Guys... okay... - Gentlemen? 317 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:29,432 Why don't you guys just go think of a new name, 318 00:10:29,557 --> 00:10:30,467 we'll be here brainstorming. 319 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,970 What the hell is going on? 320 00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:46,692 ♪ Come on, baby 321 00:10:49,089 --> 00:10:50,507 ♪ Let's do it tonight 322 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,333 Oh, huh, I'm sorry. Do you guys mind if I, uh... 323 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:55,299 - Come back later. - And I will. 324 00:10:55,558 --> 00:10:57,435 ♪ Come on, baby 325 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:00,997 oh, sorry, dude. Didn't know you were in here. 326 00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:02,465 No worries. 327 00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:07,780 You guys are showering together? 328 00:11:08,396 --> 00:11:10,216 To conserve water. Pfft. 329 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:12,718 Yup. Very considerate. 330 00:11:12,884 --> 00:11:14,811 What? 331 00:11:14,936 --> 00:11:17,780 You guys have monster. 332 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,882 Chicks must love sucking those. 333 00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:21,936 Congratulations. That's awesome. 334 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:46,293 - Yeah! - God, I'm gonna bust! 335 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,790 Hey, guys. 336 00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:58,514 First of all, I just want to say 337 00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:00,890 we are glad to have you here. It's been great. 338 00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:04,946 Yes, and we have noticed that you have gotten very... 339 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:08,257 C-comfortable, and we're actually comfortable 340 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,492 with your comfortableness. 341 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,711 I'm so comfortable with you guys being here, 342 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,317 but be careful. 343 00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,440 'Cause it sounds like you're injuring yourselves at night 344 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,623 when you're working out, 345 00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:18,684 and nighttime's a very dangerous time to work out. 346 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:22,103 Anyway, uh, given, you know, 347 00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:25,220 the events of the last day or so, 348 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,455 we've revised the proposal that we had the other day 349 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,356 to something a little more apropos. 350 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,736 Adam. 351 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:33,944 We give you... 352 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,303 - The Gaylord's Force! - Ha-ha? 353 00:12:36,469 --> 00:12:37,986 The Gaylord's Force. 354 00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:40,355 If you can take the pain of a man's unit 355 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,324 pressing into your, 356 00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:44,853 you've got the strength to do anything. 357 00:12:45,019 --> 00:12:47,250 Is one slogan that we're toying with. 358 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:49,132 You know, I actually haven't seen this t-shirt, 359 00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:50,201 and I don't approve of it. 360 00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:53,332 Okay? But I will be a junior member of the crew, 361 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:56,120 so, I should probably audition for you right now. 362 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,170 Check this out. 363 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,891 - Froot Loops everywhere! - Whoo! 364 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,751 Yeah. And I'm gearing up for the real thing! 365 00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:05,111 A freakin' phone book! Let's do this! 366 00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:06,148 Give it to 'em, Adam. 367 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,248 I don't have my phone book here. 368 00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,271 - I'm so sorry. I don't have it. - Get the phone book. 369 00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:10,365 Hurry up, hurry up. 370 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,884 So, you see where we're going with this, right? 371 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:13,876 It's basically a powerful, healthy message 372 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,077 that being gay doesn't mean you're weak, 373 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:17,696 - or, um... - Mmm... 374 00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:20,345 Okay, what're you doing? 375 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,182 Are you having sex with each other? 376 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,645 We're not having sex. We're just... 377 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,004 Soaking. 378 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,227 Yeah, but I think this soak 379 00:13:29,249 --> 00:13:31,283 is about to turn into a power wash, 380 00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:34,131 so, if you boys wouldn't mind scooting along. 381 00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:35,920 Okay, you know what? 382 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,368 I don't mind having you here. Right? 383 00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:41,531 I don't even mind all the suckin', and the scruin', 384 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,566 and the screamin' when you ejac. 385 00:13:43,661 --> 00:13:47,309 But I need to know if you wanna be a part this show or not. 386 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,989 'Cause if you do, I need you to pull out of his 387 00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,811 And get to working! Do you get me? 388 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:54,806 Okay, okay, relax. Sounds cool. 389 00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:56,217 We're interested. 390 00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:57,841 - All right. - Yeah! 391 00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:00,721 Oh, oh, hand cramp. Hand cramp. That hurts. 392 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,681 Oh, man. 393 00:14:02,778 --> 00:14:05,761 This stage is about to be so gay. 394 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,972 - So gay. - So straight. 395 00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:11,481 Could be. You know? 396 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,730 What the heck do you want, breeder? 397 00:14:15,761 --> 00:14:17,764 Just bringin' my lost sheep back to the flock. 398 00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,393 Well, they're not interested, rev. 399 00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:20,696 You mean they're not interested 400 00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:24,006 in being living legends? Makin' 38 grand a year? 401 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,764 Living rent-free? Making some per diem as well? 402 00:14:26,795 --> 00:14:28,881 - 38k? - Hey! Come on, let's go. 403 00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:30,513 All right, hey, guys, tell me you're not 404 00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:32,165 going with him, you're ready to rehearse. 405 00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:33,711 - We got a stage. - You better hope 406 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:36,110 that there's rocks in those bags for training purposes, 407 00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:38,191 - 'cause you're our friends. - Guys, listen. 408 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,433 Reverend Troy needs us back. 409 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:41,454 You told that guy that you were gay dudes, 410 00:14:41,473 --> 00:14:42,663 and he was cool with it. 411 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:43,973 We're not like that. 412 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,698 - It was just a phase. - Pssh. 413 00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:47,004 What'd I say? 414 00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:48,786 These dudes aren't gay dudes, dudes. 415 00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:50,594 They're straight dudes. Wait... 416 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:52,483 - Dudes. - What? 417 00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:55,113 I literally heard you guys eating fruit cocktail 418 00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:56,330 out of each other's butts. 419 00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,080 Get in the van 420 00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,738 or I'll have Jesus Christ 421 00:14:59,763 --> 00:15:01,282 cut your balls off! 422 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,675 Tell you what. You guys wanna see the show tonight? 423 00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:05,317 I'll even put your name on the list. 424 00:15:05,401 --> 00:15:06,501 Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man. 425 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,051 I will see you at that show! 426 00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:10,906 We had a business together, Brah. 427 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,955 Wait, is it under my name, or whose name is it under? 428 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,637 - It's a pl... plus... - It's a plus two? 429 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,518 Is it "plus two," or is it all of us? 430 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,523 Or some of us plus one, or what? 431 00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:21,373 A separate thing? 432 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,179 Is it each of our names individually, 433 00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:25,525 or did you put us into a group? 434 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,194 The Bible says that Satan 435 00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:39,611 wants to turn the world into darkness. 436 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:44,536 But the amazing thing is Jesus, by dying on the cross, 437 00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:46,605 has shown us 438 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,640 we can take that darkness... 439 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:53,945 And we can turn it into light! 440 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,085 We are the Lord's Force! 441 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,488 And we are going to murder the devil! 442 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:04,947 Can I hear ya? 443 00:16:07,115 --> 00:16:10,578 Comin' in at 5'7", weighing 270 pounds... 444 00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,664 I don't think Goliath wants to mess with this guy. 445 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,749 I'm talkin' about 446 00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:16,401 David! 447 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,258 Ooh! 448 00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:25,911 I know Noah had a couple of these. 449 00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:27,678 Let's bring out the wolf! 450 00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:30,807 Whoo! Yeah! 451 00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:34,419 Oh! 452 00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:36,312 Oh, yeah! 453 00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,481 Now, last but not least, 454 00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:40,858 I wanna bring out the twin towers of babel. 455 00:16:41,024 --> 00:16:42,527 I'm talkin' about Samson and Ram! 456 00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:48,074 Here we come, now. 457 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,784 Yeah 458 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:51,953 let's hear it for 'em. 459 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,831 Oh! Oh! Samson just pointed at me. We know them! 460 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,958 Now, let's watch these two warriors 461 00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:59,478 lift this 1,000-pound cross 462 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,046 above their heads to the glory of God. 463 00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:04,257 - Yeah! - Yeah! 464 00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:13,933 Come on, guy come on. 465 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,794 Come on, guys, you can do it! 466 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,806 What's the matter, Ram suck the strength outta your? 467 00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:21,212 Come on. 468 00:17:21,243 --> 00:17:23,735 - Don't listen to him, guys, - Yeah, come on, come on.! 469 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,141 That's all right, folks, if they don't lift it above their head 470 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,229 you're getting a full refund, okay? 471 00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,652 - They're gonna do it. - They'll get it. 472 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,125 - Have some faith. - You got this. 473 00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:35,746 Come on! 474 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,333 I should never have asked you back, you pillow biters. 475 00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:43,012 Show 'em the force. 476 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,227 The Gaylord's force. 477 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,598 Yeah! 478 00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:55,234 - Yes! - They did it! 479 00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,676 Aah! 480 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,759 ♪ I know that you can find the way ♪ 481 00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:07,718 ♪ You're beautiful to me 482 00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:13,868 This is not the show! You stop that! 483 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,796 Get your tongue out of his mouth! 484 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,567 Sorry 'bout this, gang. 485 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,599 ♪ You're beautiful to me 486 00:18:20,527 --> 00:18:21,653 whoo! 487 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,295 Yes! All right! 488 00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,233 Yeah! 489 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,868 And we want to announce to everyone 490 00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:32,306 that tomorrow morning, there will be the first-ever 491 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:35,078 Gaylord's Force at our house! Everyone's welcome. 492 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,408 They're Gaylords! 493 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,226 - They're our gay friends! - Whoo! 494 00:18:43,897 --> 00:18:45,617 Hey. Man, where are they? 495 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,757 Just talked to 'em. Guess what. They're not comin'. 496 00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:48,944 - What? - Yeah. 497 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,247 Right now, they're in the car, 498 00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:52,159 driving to Vermont to start a new life together. 499 00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:55,001 They're gonna open up some kind of gluten-free cupcake place 500 00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:56,441 called, "cup gaykes." 501 00:18:57,176 --> 00:18:58,595 Genius name, I know. 502 00:18:58,626 --> 00:18:59,975 What are we gonna do? 503 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,334 Even a straight man, 504 00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:04,856 who's had sex 505 00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:08,510 with over five women, can channel... 506 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:13,048 The Gaylord's Force! 507 00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:17,933 Whoo! 508 00:19:17,996 --> 00:19:19,415 - Whoo! - Whoo! 509 00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:21,319 Ow. 510 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:22,320 Oh, ! 511 00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:23,396 Oh, that's hot. 512 00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:24,706 That was hot. 513 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:28,578 I am Adam "Baby Bear" Demamp! 514 00:19:30,026 --> 00:19:33,967 I shall summon the power of all the Gaylords! 515 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,345 Whoo! 516 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,667 Do somethin' different. 517 00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:51,100 Oh, you wanna see me break a board over my own skull? 518 00:19:57,645 --> 00:19:59,134 Ah... 519 00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:00,625 How'd we do? 520 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:04,770 Pretty good. Total ticket sales, 285 bucks. 521 00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:06,531 - Oh, get 'em! - Ha! 522 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,233 But, uh, lemme calculate something else. 523 00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:10,568 - We spent 50 bucks on glitter... - Okay, okay. 524 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,653 150 for chairs, and then, like, the stage stuff. 525 00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,405 Ah, that sucks. 526 00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:15,407 And then this is the killer. 527 00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:17,042 $300 on the boas, 528 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:20,286 because they just had to be real ostrich feathers. 529 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,847 - Ram. - What a diva. 530 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,832 Um, so, all that together, 531 00:20:24,998 --> 00:20:26,151 we are in the hole for a little bit of money. 532 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,210 All right. That's terrible. 533 00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:31,623 703 pages... 534 00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:36,677 Of businesses and personal resents! 535 00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,929 Now, are you ready? 536 00:20:39,095 --> 00:20:42,725 Oh, it's not pre-ripped! Not at all! Are you ready? 537 00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:43,868 Gay... 538 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,103 Lord's... 539 00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:47,146 Force! 540 00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,692 Yes! Yes! 541 00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:53,411 I will sign your dicks! 542 00:20:53,536 --> 00:20:55,914 I will sign all of your dicks! 543 00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,823 I don't give a! 544 00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:01,827 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 39110

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