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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,581 --> 00:00:03,596 - They're good? - Yeah. 2 00:00:03,630 --> 00:00:04,770 Okay, that one right there. Corner. 3 00:00:04,785 --> 00:00:05,977 - Couch. - Whoo! 4 00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:07,373 - Whoo! That one's good. - Yeah? Good? 5 00:00:07,412 --> 00:00:08,804 All right, we're on a roll. 6 00:00:08,868 --> 00:00:11,871 - Blake's back. Welcome home. - Whoo! All right. 7 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:14,108 Check it out, man, almost done acid-proofing the house. 8 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,703 Oh, you saved me a corner, though, right? 9 00:00:15,721 --> 00:00:17,250 Yeah, dude, we're in this together. 10 00:00:17,324 --> 00:00:18,455 Hit it. 11 00:00:18,502 --> 00:00:19,749 This guy right here? All right. 12 00:00:20,908 --> 00:00:23,887 Aah!! 13 00:00:24,012 --> 00:00:26,022 Ow, man, that's not ready yet. 14 00:00:26,147 --> 00:00:27,888 Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay? 15 00:00:28,054 --> 00:00:29,764 I doubled down... I guess I'll have to triple down. 16 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,392 I'm excited about this acid, though, dude. 17 00:00:32,558 --> 00:00:34,197 My buddy did acid once, 18 00:00:34,322 --> 00:00:36,533 and he immediately could speak Cantonese. 19 00:00:36,658 --> 00:00:38,268 It's like, 20 00:00:38,393 --> 00:00:39,702 Before we get into that, though, 21 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,137 we got that surprise. 22 00:00:41,262 --> 00:00:42,438 You ready for this? Check it out. 23 00:00:42,563 --> 00:00:45,542 A little bit of hype Williams... 24 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,991 Whoa! 25 00:00:48,157 --> 00:00:50,035 Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great. 26 00:00:50,201 --> 00:00:51,814 But I have a little surprise for you. 27 00:00:51,939 --> 00:00:53,049 Check it out. 28 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:55,318 Perimeter shock collars. 29 00:00:55,443 --> 00:00:58,154 Yeah, so if you leave the house, you're gonna get shocked. 30 00:00:58,279 --> 00:00:59,920 'cause the house is acid-proof, 31 00:01:00,086 --> 00:01:01,157 but the world... 32 00:01:01,282 --> 00:01:03,214 Is not acid-proof. 33 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:04,967 So true. 34 00:01:05,186 --> 00:01:07,761 - Hit me! - Yo, big boy. 35 00:01:07,927 --> 00:01:09,132 I can't see. It's in the dark. 36 00:01:16,531 --> 00:01:20,577 Well, that was an "acid-ent" waiting to happen. 37 00:01:22,036 --> 00:01:23,318 I'll get the broom. 38 00:01:31,117 --> 00:01:35,372 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 39 00:01:35,425 --> 00:01:37,581 - Ooh, snug as a bug. - Oh, yeah. 40 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:38,889 Check it out, dude. 41 00:01:38,947 --> 00:01:40,990 This is my God station. 44 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,925 Yeah, I heard, when people trip, 45 00:01:45,953 --> 00:01:47,284 they, like, talk to God or whatever. 46 00:01:47,311 --> 00:01:49,145 Wonder if God's a chick, dude. 47 00:01:49,257 --> 00:01:50,833 - Big ol' titties! - Yeah! 48 00:01:50,885 --> 00:01:52,359 Big ol' God titties! 49 00:01:52,525 --> 00:01:53,380 - Blah. - Yeah. 50 00:01:53,505 --> 00:01:55,265 Like, ones that you must respect. 51 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,534 - Absolutely. - Also made a list of questions 52 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,169 she's probably gonna want to ask me. 53 00:01:59,294 --> 00:02:00,837 Well, Adam, how many girls have you slept with? 54 00:02:00,962 --> 00:02:03,607 Whoa! You think you're God, bro? 55 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,208 - Huh? - You're not God, bro! 56 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,374 - You can't ask me that. - Sorry. 57 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:08,542 I've had sex with five. 58 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,881 Just kidding. 100, right? 59 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,686 Five. 60 00:02:12,811 --> 00:02:14,351 Yeah, I'm just trying to see something 61 00:02:14,476 --> 00:02:17,802 way more real than God, like... a dragon. 62 00:02:17,968 --> 00:02:19,422 That'd be sweet. 63 00:02:19,547 --> 00:02:21,424 Oh, that's blasphemous. I'm sorry. 64 00:02:21,549 --> 00:02:22,932 Oh! Hey, Ders, bud! 65 00:02:23,098 --> 00:02:24,261 Here's your collar. 66 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:25,351 No can do, guys. 67 00:02:25,517 --> 00:02:26,730 Alice just buzzed my celly 68 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,431 and wants me to join her in West Covina 69 00:02:28,556 --> 00:02:29,966 for a business convention. 70 00:02:30,091 --> 00:02:32,430 Then you explain to her that you can't, 71 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:34,277 because you're doing acid with us, right? 72 00:02:34,295 --> 00:02:35,949 We're doing drugs, we're doing a lot of drugs together. 73 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:37,087 Guys... come on. 74 00:02:37,126 --> 00:02:38,639 This is kind of a big deal for me. 75 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:40,255 It's my first business trip, right? 76 00:02:40,314 --> 00:02:42,351 I'm like Steve Martin in that John Candy movie. 77 00:02:42,378 --> 00:02:43,885 I thought you wanted to be like Steve Jobs 78 00:02:43,911 --> 00:02:45,342 and do a bunch of acid with us. 79 00:02:45,369 --> 00:02:47,117 Steve Jobs, right? Created apple. 80 00:02:47,242 --> 00:02:48,318 Great company. 81 00:02:48,355 --> 00:02:49,757 But then he left and created Pixar, 82 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,430 which is way better, then he came back to apple, 83 00:02:51,446 --> 00:02:52,411 made that way better. 84 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:54,688 We got iPads, iPhones, all sorts of stuff. 85 00:02:54,722 --> 00:02:56,291 Let me go create my Pixar. 86 00:02:56,324 --> 00:02:58,806 Then'll come back and we'll drop iPhones, okay? 87 00:02:58,883 --> 00:03:01,231 I have no idea what any of that stuff meant. 88 00:03:01,356 --> 00:03:02,554 - No. - Am I Pixar? 89 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,401 We are doing acid together, dude! 90 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:10,687 Oh! Oh, God! 91 00:03:10,853 --> 00:03:12,242 - Okay, help me out. - Okay, get this off. 92 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,148 - Help me out. - Okay. 93 00:03:13,314 --> 00:03:14,149 Wish me luck! 94 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:16,136 We are doing acid together 95 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,769 as a friendship family, Ders! 96 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,684 Take that thing off now. 97 00:03:28,735 --> 00:03:30,500 What? Take... 98 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,021 Oh. This thing? 99 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,194 Sorry. Forgot about it. 100 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:34,434 It's so comfortable, you know? 101 00:03:34,502 --> 00:03:35,645 Hammacher Schlemmer. 102 00:03:35,663 --> 00:03:38,607 Also, I got, uh... Gojo. 103 00:03:38,632 --> 00:03:40,236 You wanna borrow it for the ride home, let me know. 104 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,691 You just put it on here, and then you're hands-free. 105 00:03:42,728 --> 00:03:45,165 See what I mean? Drivin'... I'm drivin'. 106 00:03:45,272 --> 00:03:46,916 Take a call. Still drivin'. 107 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,393 You can go off-road with it. 108 00:03:48,422 --> 00:03:49,854 Little kayaking. Doesn't matter. 109 00:03:49,893 --> 00:03:52,875 Somebody bungee jumped. There's a video online about it. 110 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,311 What are those? 111 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,277 What are... oh, these? 112 00:03:57,311 --> 00:03:58,885 Check it out. Telamericorp pens. 113 00:03:59,053 --> 00:04:00,626 Pretty cool, right? 114 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,088 [Bleep] your pens. 115 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:08,891 This is about one thing... 116 00:04:08,976 --> 00:04:11,220 Her. 117 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,301 Gale Reynolds... 118 00:04:13,343 --> 00:04:15,334 A.K.A. "The Barracuda." 119 00:04:15,396 --> 00:04:17,609 Cloud mall, director of sales. 120 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:21,204 And she's got the power to bring us out of the red. 121 00:04:21,884 --> 00:04:24,297 We made it to the big leagues, my man. 122 00:04:31,683 --> 00:04:33,376 Happy business trip! 123 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,452 How'd we beat you here, man? 124 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,777 We got fireworks. Pretty cool, right? 125 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,793 Guys, this is a no! 126 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,067 Hey, shh. On the phone here. 127 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:43,738 Yes, hi. Is the ice still free? 128 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:47,596 It is? Great. Okay, Mahalo. 129 00:04:47,728 --> 00:04:50,439 Ice. Currency of the future. 130 00:04:50,531 --> 00:04:51,750 I'm gonna be rich. 131 00:04:51,779 --> 00:04:53,789 No, no, no! 132 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:54,967 You guys need to leave. 133 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,559 - Right now! - All right, Ders. 134 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,635 Chill out, we're not gonna mess this up for you. 135 00:04:58,652 --> 00:05:00,996 Go down there, kiss a few business butts. 136 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:04,324 And then come back and nuke your mind 137 00:05:04,444 --> 00:05:06,340 into nacho cheese. 138 00:05:06,428 --> 00:05:08,237 All right, cool. Like, so I go, 139 00:05:08,362 --> 00:05:10,892 I kiss the business butts, and then we'll do all sorts of... 140 00:05:11,058 --> 00:05:12,435 We're not gonna do anything, okay? 141 00:05:12,601 --> 00:05:14,076 - Hey, give that back. - No. 142 00:05:14,201 --> 00:05:15,544 - Dude, give it back. - No. 143 00:05:15,562 --> 00:05:16,822 - Hey, give us that! - No. 144 00:05:16,841 --> 00:05:18,400 - What the... - Hey! 145 00:05:18,453 --> 00:05:20,080 - That was harassment. - Okay. 146 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,595 - Okay, you put it in a safe... - Sorry. 147 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:22,942 Like I can't open safes... 148 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:24,420 - Oh. - With my muscles. 149 00:05:24,451 --> 00:05:25,854 Ders, give us the acid. 150 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,006 Come here! 151 00:05:28,315 --> 00:05:29,725 What is this? 152 00:05:30,911 --> 00:05:32,982 - Oh... - Just sit down. 153 00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:34,999 Enjoy the porno. 154 00:05:35,057 --> 00:05:36,910 There's probably beer in the mini fridge. 155 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:38,830 Enjo-shh! Shut up. 156 00:05:38,892 --> 00:05:40,671 - What is she moaning? - I missed it. 157 00:05:40,714 --> 00:05:41,825 What did she moan? 158 00:05:41,858 --> 00:05:44,098 "I want you to eat my pudding?" 159 00:05:44,964 --> 00:05:46,691 That doesn't make sense. 160 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,697 - Oh, yeah. - Pussy. 161 00:05:48,729 --> 00:05:50,589 - Ah. - Yeah, that makes a lot... yeah. 162 00:05:50,624 --> 00:05:52,479 - Yep, that's what's happening. - Yep, mm-hmm. 163 00:05:54,475 --> 00:05:55,918 Hey. She here yet? 164 00:05:56,043 --> 00:05:57,753 Yeah, she just got cornered 165 00:05:57,797 --> 00:06:00,544 by a couple of real knuckle draggers. 166 00:06:00,641 --> 00:06:03,128 All right, once they leave, we'll make our move, and... 167 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:05,051 Oh, damn it. 168 00:06:05,092 --> 00:06:07,174 - Who's that? - Don Walters... 169 00:06:07,221 --> 00:06:09,293 A.K.A. "Psycho D." 170 00:06:09,313 --> 00:06:11,407 He's the savage who stole The Barracuda from us 171 00:06:11,434 --> 00:06:12,457 five years ago. 172 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,723 Wait, what's your nickname? 173 00:06:14,281 --> 00:06:16,509 - I don't have one. - How come? 174 00:06:16,555 --> 00:06:18,280 Because no one ever gave me one. 175 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:20,586 All right, let's get over there before they get too comfortable. 176 00:06:20,612 --> 00:06:21,604 - All right? - Wait, no, no. 177 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:22,862 I gotta go get my stat binder. 178 00:06:22,972 --> 00:06:25,059 You know, stat cat Ders has gotta be ready to pounce. 179 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:26,712 Okay, well, Ders, I hate to break this to you, 180 00:06:26,725 --> 00:06:28,506 but I did not bring you here to talk. 181 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:31,377 OK? I brought you here to look cute 182 00:06:31,471 --> 00:06:32,930 and to get her drunk. 183 00:06:33,012 --> 00:06:35,291 Right? 184 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:36,308 Wait, what? 185 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,205 I'm serious. 186 00:06:37,237 --> 00:06:38,724 Look. Look at Psycho D. 187 00:06:38,787 --> 00:06:40,496 Okay, every year, he wines 'em, 188 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,643 he dines 'em. 189 00:06:41,674 --> 00:06:42,986 And then they always fall for it. 190 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:44,800 I mean, you do the math. 191 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,116 He's 69s them. 192 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,284 - No. - I'm just... 193 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,196 No. No. He seals the deal. 194 00:06:51,231 --> 00:06:52,341 Oh, okay. All right. 195 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,507 Well, if it's about partying, 196 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,365 then I should have brought Blake and Adam. 197 00:06:55,377 --> 00:06:56,453 Those guys are like animal... 198 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:57,543 Oh, God, could you imagine 199 00:06:57,563 --> 00:06:58,976 what the dumb would be doing 200 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:00,318 if they were here right now? 201 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:02,250 - Oh, good. - Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. 202 00:07:02,362 --> 00:07:03,599 Fire, fire, fire! 203 00:07:03,892 --> 00:07:06,201 Oh, yeah. Burn it. Ohh. 204 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,453 Oh, I'm cuttin' through. I'm gonna cut through. 205 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,874 - Gayle. - Ah! 206 00:07:11,892 --> 00:07:13,257 Ooh! Hi. Um, uh... 207 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,155 Alice Murphy from Telamericorp. 208 00:07:16,262 --> 00:07:18,917 Alex. Temericorp. So cool. Hi. 209 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:21,777 It's Alice. From Telamericorp. 210 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,035 Yeah. So, um, so hi. 211 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,541 It's, uh, it's been a long time, hasn't it? 212 00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:29,085 I don't know. You tell me. 213 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,394 She's funny. 214 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:33,506 Yeah. 215 00:07:33,672 --> 00:07:35,549 So, uh, how's business been? 216 00:07:35,715 --> 00:07:36,865 Mm-mm... 217 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,067 - You need to stop talking. - Ow. 218 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,763 I just came here to have a little fun 219 00:07:40,929 --> 00:07:43,238 so unless you're rockin' and rollin', 220 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,059 I'm-a be strollin'. 221 00:07:45,225 --> 00:07:46,808 No, you don't need to stroll, 222 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,938 because I am rock and he is roll. 223 00:07:49,104 --> 00:07:50,812 And that's why I would like to introduce you 224 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:54,182 to my Anders, who is... he is, uh... 225 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,651 I'm a good time waitin' to happen. 226 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,185 - Wow. - So let's look at this menu. 227 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,054 You know, and decide whether we're gonna get 228 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,616 a stout night out. 229 00:08:00,782 --> 00:08:02,852 Or are we gonna get frisky with the whisky? 230 00:08:02,977 --> 00:08:03,904 I don't know my Anders. 231 00:08:03,995 --> 00:08:05,589 Hot oatmeal. Um... 232 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,762 - Yeah, hold on. Don! - They're serving breakfast. 233 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:08,935 What are you doing? Where you going? 234 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:09,969 Are you leaving? 235 00:08:10,009 --> 00:08:11,519 I'm heading up to our party. 236 00:08:11,711 --> 00:08:13,206 You should join. 237 00:08:13,258 --> 00:08:16,222 Bring your parka. Expecting flurries. 238 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,675 Cocaine?- Yep. 239 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,595 - Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda. - Do something. 240 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:24,427 Do you wanna drop acid tonight? 241 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,771 All right, aim for this crevasse. 242 00:08:35,811 --> 00:08:37,292 Don't hit the maiden slayer. 243 00:08:37,335 --> 00:08:39,095 That's what I'm calling my face now... the maiden slayer. 244 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,863 Hey, don't worry. I played a lot of Area 51. 245 00:08:41,975 --> 00:08:43,418 Here we go. 246 00:08:43,543 --> 00:08:45,947 Uh, guys... We have company. 247 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:47,616 Oh, fudge. 248 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:50,619 Oh... you two are here. 249 00:08:50,785 --> 00:08:52,745 And a homeless person. 250 00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:56,249 Okay, Gayle, these are just a couple more employees of mine. 251 00:08:56,656 --> 00:08:58,566 All right, so where's this acid? 252 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:00,180 What? 253 00:09:00,213 --> 00:09:01,691 Yeah, where's the acid? 254 00:09:01,704 --> 00:09:03,284 That's a trick question. 255 00:09:03,336 --> 00:09:04,696 It's probably at a drug dealer's house. 256 00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:05,786 - Uh, Adam... - No, no. No, no. 257 00:09:05,832 --> 00:09:07,474 We know... I told them. 258 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,959 Just... it's in the safe. 259 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:10,195 Mm. Mm-hmm. 260 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,785 Yeah, well, let's... 261 00:09:11,971 --> 00:09:13,418 Get it out, I guess, 262 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:16,423 and... Let's do acid. 263 00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:18,673 Alice Murphy, you dog. 264 00:09:26,352 --> 00:09:27,996 Bye. 265 00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:29,988 I already did it. Was I supposed to wait? 266 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:34,526 It's good. 267 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:40,208 Yes. Finally. 268 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,397 So what do you guys wanna do? 269 00:09:41,522 --> 00:09:43,011 Go out to the desert, shoot some fireworks? 270 00:09:43,136 --> 00:09:44,779 Stare at stars? 271 00:09:44,904 --> 00:09:47,008 I have a better idea. 272 00:09:48,241 --> 00:09:49,517 See that big dick! 273 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:50,618 Let me see it! 274 00:09:50,743 --> 00:09:52,620 Aah! It's a big dick. 275 00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:56,148 So are you enjoying your trip? 276 00:09:56,684 --> 00:09:57,959 This is un--real. 277 00:09:58,084 --> 00:10:01,229 It's like all I can hear is the soundtrack from Drive. 278 00:10:01,354 --> 00:10:05,693 But all I see is my mother right before she died. 279 00:10:05,859 --> 00:10:09,838 You know what I mean, "Dirge"? 280 00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:11,673 Yes, of course I know what you mean. 281 00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:13,174 'cause I'm... I'm trippin' with you guys. 282 00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:14,869 We're all... We're all gonna trip. 283 00:10:15,035 --> 00:10:16,778 What's it like for you? 284 00:10:16,903 --> 00:10:19,917 For my... my trip is, uh... Same as yours. 285 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,716 Crazy music, Tron soundtrack, 286 00:10:21,841 --> 00:10:24,003 daft punk just bouncing around in my head and, uh... 287 00:10:24,169 --> 00:10:26,087 Ex-excuse me. Just keep enjoying your... 288 00:10:26,212 --> 00:10:28,592 I'm good. Go back. 289 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,558 Alice, I am working it over there. 290 00:10:30,683 --> 00:10:32,160 She's interested. 291 00:10:32,285 --> 00:10:33,304 Alice. 292 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:35,139 You feelin' anything yet? 293 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:36,889 'cause this ice feels regular cold, 294 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:38,560 not acid cold. 295 00:10:38,726 --> 00:10:40,402 I don't think mine's working yet. 296 00:10:40,527 --> 00:10:42,170 Yeah, I'm in there. 297 00:10:42,295 --> 00:10:43,671 And it's not good, man. 298 00:10:43,796 --> 00:10:45,442 I'm really trippin', man. 299 00:10:53,324 --> 00:10:54,783 You're so lucky, dude. 300 00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:56,951 But, you know, my brain is... 301 00:10:57,076 --> 00:10:58,253 Bigger, more powerful. 302 00:10:58,378 --> 00:11:00,388 So when I do finally trip balls, 303 00:11:00,513 --> 00:11:03,585 it'll last for, like, 40 hours, the peakin'. 304 00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:07,214 Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson's sisters? 305 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,465 I don't... 306 00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:10,591 Oh, don't, don't. 307 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,033 No, don't. Stop, stop, stop. 308 00:11:12,158 --> 00:11:13,768 People are watching. Everyone's looking. 309 00:11:13,893 --> 00:11:15,013 People are looking. Alice... 310 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:16,204 Alice Murphy. 311 00:11:16,329 --> 00:11:17,305 She's just being nice, right? 312 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:20,143 That dude is foul. 313 00:11:26,982 --> 00:11:29,083 I gotta get out of here. 314 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,618 The slerms. 315 00:11:30,743 --> 00:11:32,739 It's a psychedelic crisis. 316 00:11:32,905 --> 00:11:34,789 What do you think you pull in as a stripper? 317 00:11:34,914 --> 00:11:36,624 80 grand? Fuh! 318 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:39,160 Be your own boss. Make your own sched. 319 00:11:39,285 --> 00:11:41,581 Free tanning, I've heard. 320 00:11:42,922 --> 00:11:44,165 It's attacking! 321 00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:49,756 - Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh! - Aah! 322 00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:53,107 Hey, that's too far! 323 00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:54,509 Cody, the... 324 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:55,554 We're outta here! Let's vamp! 325 00:11:58,538 --> 00:12:00,591 You just grabbed that dude's dick. 326 00:12:00,757 --> 00:12:01,849 Sorry it didn't work out. 327 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:03,551 Even though you have a decent-sized dick, 328 00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:05,661 you don't have moves like Jagger. 329 00:12:05,688 --> 00:12:07,822 What's next? 330 00:12:07,866 --> 00:12:09,872 You guys, wee gonna keep the party rolling, 331 00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:11,753 but I think we've got some business to attend to. 332 00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:12,694 Alice. 333 00:12:13,219 --> 00:12:14,617 Oh, right. Gayle. 334 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,391 Yes, Gayle. She's right... 335 00:12:18,424 --> 00:12:20,161 Psycho D. 336 00:12:33,109 --> 00:12:34,214 Hello. 337 00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,418 I'd like Don Walters' room number, please. 338 00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:37,898 We're not allowed to give out room information. 339 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,497 Okay, you listen carefully. 340 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:40,959 You know, we are at war here. 341 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:42,772 It is Good versus Psycho. 342 00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:44,987 Now, are you with me, [Bleep] nut, 343 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:46,429 or do I need to... 344 00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:51,046 Do I need to... 345 00:13:13,851 --> 00:13:15,183 Oh. Mm. 346 00:13:20,457 --> 00:13:22,301 I can't do this. I can't do this. 347 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,635 I can't do this. I can't do this. 348 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,637 - I can't do this. - Alice... 349 00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:26,638 - Hi. - Hi. 350 00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:27,695 I'm sorry about that. 351 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:30,075 She's just very upset. We, uh... 352 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,618 Had a credit card swap thing at dinner with Don. 353 00:13:33,784 --> 00:13:36,882 Adam... O.M.G. It's "G" 354 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:38,917 No doubt. What does that mean? 355 00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,986 It's God. Behind the desk. 356 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,088 That girl. 357 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,213 That's God. 358 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:55,056 That blonde lady's God. No shib? 359 00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:57,393 Yes, shib. Very, very real shib. 360 00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,205 - Let me see what I can do. - Thank you. 361 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,177 I don't mean to be disrespectful, 362 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,279 but I thought they'd be a little bigger. 363 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:08,778 Your pups. Your sweater meats. 364 00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:09,904 - Uh, pardon me? - Yep, sorry. 365 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,823 Don't want to disrespect. 366 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:13,283 I don't know what you're talking about. 367 00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:15,118 I've only had sex with five girls. 368 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,623 And I'm the kind of guy that needs to just 369 00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:21,126 be slayin' babes with my meat sword. 370 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,895 But I'm not. 371 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,544 It's always in its sheath. 372 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,437 And you're just the woman, God, to help me with it. 373 00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:29,207 Okay, yeah, also, why am I not tripping yet? 374 00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:31,316 All my friends are trippin', and I'm not. 375 00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:32,991 Which is bogus, God. 376 00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:35,908 You do some crazy, effed-up shib sometimes. 377 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:40,412 Whoa, God has a picture of me. 378 00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:43,105 Sir, what are you doing? That's my dog Coco! 379 00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:45,023 Help. Help me. 380 00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:49,121 I think this chair is Spanish. 381 00:14:49,246 --> 00:14:51,821 I don't speak Spanish! 382 00:14:51,987 --> 00:14:53,992 I'm not gonna give you that room number. 383 00:14:54,117 --> 00:14:55,450 Yep, that is correct. Thank you. 384 00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:58,411 This is on you, Holmvik! Acid, acid! 385 00:14:58,577 --> 00:14:59,898 Way to drop the ball! 386 00:15:00,023 --> 00:15:02,707 Oh, God. Acid. 387 00:15:02,873 --> 00:15:05,003 This is... God, what is your problem? 388 00:15:05,128 --> 00:15:09,508 252! Walter's room number is 252. 389 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:10,868 Did God tell you that? 390 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,259 'cause she was bein' a real bitch to me. 391 00:15:13,425 --> 00:15:15,280 No, I saw the reflection on the computer screen 392 00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:16,805 in the picture frame. 393 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:18,584 You know, I always thought God would be a slob, 394 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,919 like one of us, not a busty little desk clerk. 395 00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:25,022 More of a stranger on the bus type, you know? 396 00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:27,993 Sorry, but I wish I was tripping. 397 00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:30,235 And I'm not, and it's bothersome. 398 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:33,154 Housekeeping. 399 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:34,480 Hey, this is just business. 400 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,016 We're gonna handle this like adults, right? 401 00:15:36,027 --> 00:15:37,476 Yeah. Totally. 402 00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:39,338 - Hello? - Fresh towels! 403 00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:41,204 All right, Don, where is she?! 404 00:15:41,798 --> 00:15:43,175 What? Who's Don? 405 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,110 Don't lie to me. I know this is his room. 406 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,835 Now tell me where he is! 407 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:49,181 What are you talking about? My name is Timothy! 408 00:15:49,259 --> 00:15:52,782 - Ooh... - I will melt my own face off 409 00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:55,033 in front of your children if you don't tell me 410 00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:58,443 where the Don "Psycho D" Walters is! 411 00:15:58,468 --> 00:15:59,725 - Alice, don't do that. - Acid is crazy. 412 00:15:59,745 --> 00:16:00,990 What do you think, kiddies? 413 00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:03,223 Do you want to see me peel my own face back, 414 00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:05,119 like the top of a grilled cheese? 415 00:16:05,148 --> 00:16:06,958 - You don't wanna see that. - No. 416 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:11,350 Aah! 417 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,438 Oh, it's unplugged. It's unplugged. 418 00:16:13,563 --> 00:16:15,240 That's good. You can't erase that. 419 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,975 - Uhh! - W-w-wait, no, no, no! 420 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,711 I saw the number in a reflection. 421 00:16:19,836 --> 00:16:21,880 Uh, we're not supposed to be in 252. 422 00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:23,482 We're supposed to be in 525. 423 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:27,542 Are you with me? 424 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,221 - Agh! - I will kill you! 425 00:16:29,346 --> 00:16:31,223 I will kill you! 426 00:16:31,504 --> 00:16:33,896 You are really light, by the way. 427 00:16:33,915 --> 00:16:35,738 Like child soldier skinny. 428 00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:37,718 Could carry you into war, Kony-style. 429 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,914 Some of us had a little too much to drink. 430 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:43,106 Don's roof party must still be raging up there. 431 00:16:43,182 --> 00:16:44,829 The roof! You take me to the roof! 432 00:16:44,848 --> 00:16:46,382 No, Alice, we're not taking you to the roof. 433 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,165 You're going back to the room. You're gonna calm down. 434 00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,298 - Okay, all right. - Get her in! 435 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,405 - Ow! - Ow, Jesus! 436 00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:51,743 - Ooh, no! - Karl? 437 00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:52,744 No! 438 00:16:54,698 --> 00:16:56,518 - This place is trashed. - Here we go. 439 00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:57,668 - Uhh! - All right, you just... 440 00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:58,788 Okay, Alice. 441 00:16:58,821 --> 00:17:00,901 Hey, just cool out. 442 00:17:00,943 --> 00:17:02,030 Cool out, all right? 443 00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:04,064 You stay here. I'm gonna go to the roof. 444 00:17:04,097 --> 00:17:05,671 And I'm gonna get that contract with The Barracuda. 445 00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:06,981 I'm gonna show you what I'm made of. 446 00:17:06,996 --> 00:17:08,292 Just need my Gojo. 447 00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,241 Which... ah, come on. 448 00:17:10,287 --> 00:17:12,680 Damn it, Karl! You put it in the water. 449 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,273 Now my Gojo's busted. The suction cups... 450 00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:18,222 Whoa, I think I just had my first visual. 451 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,298 Yeah? 452 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,973 No, that's just at dude's gaping... 453 00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:24,343 Yeah. Yeah. 454 00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,133 I'll see you later, [Bleepers]! 455 00:17:26,203 --> 00:17:28,204 I'm gonna finish this! 456 00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:29,984 No, no, no. Alice. Alice! 457 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,073 What is with all the noise out here? 458 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,045 I'm tryin' to have fun with this girl's butt. 459 00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:36,645 What do you boys know about a little butt fun? 460 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:37,992 Nothin'! 461 00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:48,268 Ms. Barracuda, we've been everywhere looking for you. 462 00:17:48,393 --> 00:17:50,671 Oh, well, I was helping your little homeless friend here 463 00:17:50,796 --> 00:17:52,573 with the ice. 464 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,843 And then you know how the story goes. 465 00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:57,444 Actually, I don't know if we do. 466 00:17:57,569 --> 00:18:00,372 Could you please explain that story to us in detail? 467 00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,365 Hang on. Look... 468 00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:04,004 We'd love to have you back at Telamericorp. 469 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,288 Can you close it? I can see the whole... 470 00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:07,721 Sorry. Sorry. 471 00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:09,758 We won't let you down. It's still out. 472 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:10,645 Just tie it up. 473 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:11,804 I don't want to look at your dick. 474 00:18:11,936 --> 00:18:12,974 Sorry. 475 00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,232 We won't let you down. 476 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:15,865 My boss just really wants your business. 477 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,247 Yeah, man, she's, like, 478 00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:19,662 gonna kill a dude and all this over it, I think. 479 00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:20,882 Yeah, well, her tight ass 480 00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:23,157 clearly cannot handle her. 481 00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:24,414 - Yeah. - Puddin'. 482 00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:25,140 What? 483 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:28,198 Would you just sign the contract for my buddies? 484 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:30,460 That way, we could go back in the bathroom. 485 00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:31,765 Do you have a pen? 486 00:18:31,784 --> 00:18:33,157 Yes, yes, I got a pen. 487 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,490 I got a pen. Here. 488 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,385 And... thank you. 489 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,139 There you go. You got it. 490 00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:43,891 - All right. - That's a nice touch. 491 00:18:44,016 --> 00:18:45,499 Good to get your name out there. 492 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:47,256 I know. 493 00:18:47,686 --> 00:18:49,463 Shove it up my ass? 494 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,465 Absolutely. 495 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,666 She's a pervert. 496 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,653 Come on, sunshine. 497 00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:57,504 Where is The Barracuda? 498 00:18:57,629 --> 00:18:59,173 I told you, I have no idea. 499 00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:02,676 Fine... if that's how it's gonna be... 500 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,851 Whoa. 501 00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,001 - Whoa. Whoa. - Alice, hey, hey! 502 00:19:05,037 --> 00:19:06,146 Hey, look, look, look 503 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,248 we got it. We signed the cuda. 504 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,375 - What? - Yeah. 505 00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:13,120 Well... 506 00:19:13,245 --> 00:19:15,622 It's a really good job, Ders. 507 00:19:15,747 --> 00:19:17,991 Thanks. Uh, I mean, I guess I should... 508 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,027 Tell you I didn't actually do acid. 509 00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:22,139 Well, you guys did it. I faked it. 510 00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:23,830 I just wanted to get this done, you know? 511 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,133 Show you what I'm made of. 512 00:19:26,258 --> 00:19:27,825 - All right, whatever. - All right. 513 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,604 - Whatever. - Wow, dude, the acid. 514 00:19:30,729 --> 00:19:32,439 - We chanted earlier. - Relax. 515 00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:33,874 Still got my acid, 516 00:19:33,999 --> 00:19:36,843 and I'm ready for the acid life. 517 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,361 Latro. 518 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,920 Uh, we better get goin', huh? 519 00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:50,490 No. It's finally kickin' in! 520 00:19:50,615 --> 00:19:52,359 What do you see? 521 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,828 I see a beautiful dancing angel God 522 00:19:54,953 --> 00:19:58,832 with flames flickering from her fingertips. 523 00:19:58,957 --> 00:19:59,967 It's beautiful. 524 00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:02,762 No, that's a guy on fire. 525 00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:04,371 Damn it, I must have got a bum tab. 526 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:07,309 - This sucks, dude! - Oh, boy, he's catching. 527 00:20:07,475 --> 00:20:10,019 I'll see you next year, Psycho D! 528 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,147 Yeah! 529 00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,440 Oww! 530 00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:15,967 Whoo! I'm just glad 531 00:20:15,993 --> 00:20:17,453 that I got to stay in a hotel for once, man. 532 00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:18,879 Now I can say that. 533 00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:20,621 God, I can never show my face 534 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:22,115 at this convention again. 535 00:20:22,281 --> 00:20:23,624 Ders, just drive me home. 536 00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:25,660 I want to forget any of this ever happened. 537 00:20:28,037 --> 00:20:29,730 I wish I would have tripped. 538 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,876 Drive me. Drive me! 539 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,168 Oh, no, I don't think that's a good idea. 540 00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:36,670 Not right now. 541 00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:40,466 This is not negotiable. Right here. Drive. 542 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:46,313 By guys. 543 00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:47,914 Have a good trip! 544 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:52,085 - Get it? "Trip"? - God, I am funny, bro! 545 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,854 - Whoa! - Whoa! 546 00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:55,689 - All right. - Let's go. 547 00:20:55,814 --> 00:20:58,234 - Let's get out of here. - Let's get out of here now. 548 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,238 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for DEMAND by antibio 549 00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:08,577 So are you a professional? Just in town for the convention? 550 00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,175 You mean like a hooker? No. 551 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:10,798 No? 552 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,621 No. I wish was though. 38066

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