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Hey, gang, how goes the world?
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Enraged housewife, she's husband's pig
in bizarre love triangle.
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Caught him bringing home the bacon, huh?
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Hi, Harry.
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Hey, hi, guy. How you doing? Fine, just
fine. Good to see you all. Oh, good to
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see you.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Haven't got a clue.
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So, Harry, how are your pet rabbit's
worms?
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Thank you, Al.
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Tell them you asked.
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Excuse me, but you have us at a
disadvantage. We don't know your name.
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Wait, I remember now.
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His name is, uh, uh... It's Bill.
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No.
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No, I'm pretty sure it is. We met at
your Christmas party. Christmas. I was
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also at your Halloween party, the New
Year's Eve luau, and your birthday. Oh,
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I get it. You're my caterer. Hey, this
guy is... It's tremendous. He can make a
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meatloaf that looks like Dizzy
Gillespie's face.
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I'm afraid I'm not following. Hi,
everybody.
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Hi. I see you found Bill.
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Who? Me.
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I got it.
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George.
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So, what brings you around?
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Oh, not much.
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We just wanted to announce we're getting
married, that's all.
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Married?
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Can you top that?
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Bigfoot reveals miracle diets.
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So, we'll meet back here on my break
around nine?
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That's good for me. I am going to pencil
you in.
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Quite a guy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Got all the charisma of a three-bean
salad.
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See you later, sweetheart.
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Affirmative.
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What a disgusting display.
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I get more action fishing for my keys.
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Well?
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Well.
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Well, well, well, well, well, well.
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I guess you're a little shocked, aren't
you?
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Well.
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Actually, I'm a little shocked myself.
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You know, all your life you think love
is going to be this flash of passion and
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romance. It hits you over the head like
a sledgehammer, but it's not like that.
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It's calm and quiet, and it builds up
slowly over time.
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Kind of like flack.
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Beg your pardon?
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I said, is that a fact?
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We'll remand this one over to a higher
court.
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Hey, how's the weather up there?
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Listen, you got a sister?
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Why don't we throw Christine one of
those really filthy X-rated stag
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parties? Dan!
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We'll tell her it's a buffet.
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But we'll arrange all the little
sausages in a... Dan!
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I guess you don't want to know what's in
the watermelon boat, do you?
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I do.
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Mac, what do you got?
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People versus Debojian, sir.
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Yes, sir. Destruction of property case
here.
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The Attorney's Authority police arrested
Mr. DeBoson here when they observed him
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trying to tamper with a vending machine.
Apparently, he had lost some change in
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it and in an attempt to retrieve it, he
got a metal object with which he tried
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to open the machine and force the coin
box, thereby defacing the mechanism of
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dispensing the product.
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Not only the glass... Are you in some
kind of pain, woman?
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I am so sorry, Your Honor. I was just...
Twisting the night away, yeah.
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Mr. DuBoisian pleads guilty, Your Honor.
Does he? Well, then guilty it is. $100
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fine.
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All right, that's lunch, people. Eat
them if you got them.
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Your Honor, Bill and I would like a
moment of your time.
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Who? Me.
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Oh, right. Why don't you two lovebirds
wait in my office? I'll be right in.
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And don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Could you specify exactly what it is you
wouldn't do?
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Oh, I don't think I get it.
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You won't much after the honeymoon,
either.
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I beg your pardon? Come on, Bill.
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Love is strange, huh?
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Yeah. If you know what you're doing.
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Hey, kids, make yourselves at home.
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Excuse me, Harry.
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What is this thing?
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Are you serious? That's a slinky.
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Slinky?
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And what do you do with it?
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You do this.
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Why?
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Because it's fun.
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Ah. Ah.
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Better put it away before we bust a gut,
huh?
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So, what's your line of work?
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He's an actuary for all the top
insurance companies.
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Insurance. Golly, who would have
guessed?
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Bill discovered the statistical link
between a sedentary lifestyle and colon
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polyps. We should discuss that sometime.
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Perhaps over dinner.
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So when's the big event?
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Ten months from now.
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And we want you to marry us, sir.
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Specifically, December 23rd at 145.
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I'm busy.
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Gee, that's too bad.
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That's a joke.
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Come on, what kind of idiot would
schedule something ten months in advance
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right to the minute?
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Right.
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Hey, I tell you what. Would you give
Christine and I just a couple of minutes
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alone to have a chat, huh? Oh, I don't
mind at all. I'm sure I'll find some way
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to amuse myself.
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Well, if you get too bored, you can
always count the holes in the acoustical
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tiling.
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Oh, wow.
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So, what do you think?
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Oh, I really, really like his shoes.
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He has the largest collection of
wingtips in the state. I knew that.
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Miss Sullivan, may I be frank?
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Of course.
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Your friend, he's kind of a...
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What you would call... How do you say
it? He's, uh... Interesting?
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Well, in a dietary fiber sort of way.
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What are you trying to say, sir? Well,
as you said, anybody who didn't know him
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the way you do might find him sort of...
dull.
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Dull?
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Of course, they'd be missing his fun
side.
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500,386 holes in the tiling.
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practically have to rip the lampshade
off his head.
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Well, I will admit he's not into
outrageous behavior.
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Miss Sullivan, he's not into lifelike
behavior.
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What? All right, I know it's probably
none of my business. That's right.
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It's none of your business.
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Hey, I am only thinking of you. You
know...
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the person doesn't like to pull paper
snakes out of his nostrils doesn't make
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him dumb.
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You never even gave that trick a chance.
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You know, you are prejudging him just
because he's not a skinny, ridiculous
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adolescent clown.
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I am not skinny.
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You know, I was probably wrong. You two
are perfect for each other. You dot all
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your I's, you cross all your T's, you
schedule and plan the fun out of
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everything, and you know why?
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Because you are afraid of life.
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Oh, that is not true!
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You name one spontaneous thing you have
ever done. Just one.
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Bill!
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We're not getting married ten months
from now. We're getting married tonight!
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Good example.
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Yeah.
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I got the marriage license.
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Well, that was quick.
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Oh, I pulled a few strings.
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Now, you, uh, you got to sign right
here.
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Whoa!
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Oh, think of it, John. In just a few
short hours, our little Christine is
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actually going to get married.
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By you.
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I pity the slob who's still carrying the
torch for her.
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His gut should be twisting in the wind
right now.
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I've got the antacid right here, sir.
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The nummies are here.
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Oh, you bought a cake?
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The bakery had a last-minute
cancellation.
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Happy 50th anniversary, Sam and Flora.
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Sam had a heart attack this morning.
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I guess this is Christine's lucky day.
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Maybe we could trade him to China for a
panda.
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Mac, what's left?
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Just the I do, sir. No more cases?
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Uh-uh. Nothing at all? Only the power
vested in you.
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Well, then, let the joyous festivities
begin.
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Folks, we're adjourned.
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Well, I hope I'm not late. I got started
on a three-axis spreadsheet, and before
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I knew it, I was up to my neck in
multivariate statistics.
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Don't you just love it when they talk
dirty?
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get this thing over with.
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Everybody say cheese.
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Darn it, my pictures never turn out.
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Bull, you do know you have to wait 60
seconds for the picture to develop.
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had that camera?
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Seven years.
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Four vacations.
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The flying saucer.
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The time I met Rula Lenska.
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Okay, then.
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Dearly beloved, and all creatures great
and small,
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we are gathered here to join these two
people in the bonds of holy wedlock.
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which is a word that's made up of two
other words, wed, meaning to marry, and
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lock, meaning to affix permanently,
which brings another topic to mind, that
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of locks and hardware, other hardware.
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Your Honor.
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Yeah? Perhaps we could speed things up
if you only said things that actually
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made sense.
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You know who you are.
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Do you take this woman to be your
lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold
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through sickness and health, rich or
poor, as long as you both shall live?
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I do. Are you sure?
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Yes. Okay, I'm just asking.
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You don't have to bite my head off.
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And do you, Christine Sullivan, take
this man to be
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your lawfully wedded husband?
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to have and to hold through sickness and
health, rich or poor, for
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as long as you both shall live.
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cost me over $200.
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I can believe it. It's not leaking at
all.
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Wow.
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It's true.
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You wait long enough, it does come out.
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Look at this.
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Whoa.
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These are the times of our lives.
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Humiliated, mortified.
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Come on, what's there to be embarrassed
about?
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I threw up in a briefcase at my own
wedding.
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Besides that.
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I don't know, it must have been all the
excitement.
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Christine, can I make an observation
here?
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Feel free.
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Your fiancé's a dud.
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Ron, you don't even know him. He's just
reserved.
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Honey, my parking spot is reserved.
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That guy's a paperweight.
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Oh, Roz, not you too. Why is everybody
against it?
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Forget everybody.
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What about you?
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What, you think this is a mistake too?
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I think you should do what you want.
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Just be sure about it.
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I mean, you're going to have to live
with this decision for the next 40 or 50
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years.
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47.3.
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Bill figured that out.
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It's a long time to go between laughs.
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And you do seem to like people who make
you laugh.
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Oh, the next thing you'll be telling me
is I belong with someone like Harry.
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Harry? Come on.
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Harry's the kind that'll give you
nothing but fun.
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Once, one good time after another.
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47.3 years of that, and where are you?
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I gotta run.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'll be there in a minute.
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Take your time.
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But whatever you decide, and I can't
stress this enough, cock that ring.
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I managed to pick up the letters on the
cake with a knife and rearrange them
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into something more appropriate.
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Love is my saliva.
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I had to work with what was there.
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How is she?
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About two pounds lighter.
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That's statistically impossible.
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Not in our cafeteria.
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Is she coming back?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry for the delay.
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Shall we continue?
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Are you sure you're all right?
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Oh, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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Well, a minute ago you did Lego your
ego.
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Oh, I've forgotten all about that.
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Maybe this will ring a bell.
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And they said there's always room for
jello.
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If we could continue.
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Yeah, okay, let's regroup.
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Where was I?
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I believe you were up to Christine.
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So I was.
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Miss Sullivan, do you take this man to
be your lawfully wedded husband, to have
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and to hold through sickness and health,
rich or poor, as long as you both shall
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live?
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No.
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No? No?
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At least he's taking it well.
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Bill, I'm so sorry. I'm truly sorry.
This is horribly unfair to you, but I
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just decided I can't go through with
this.
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I hope you understand.
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Every joke I've ever heard, my God, now
I get it.
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$20, same as in town.
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Take my wife, please.
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To get to the other side.
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I heard my Aunt Letitia laugh like that
once.
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Right before she broke out the meat axe.
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Christine, when...
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You should know, in one illuminating
flash, I realized what a dull, dry,
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predictable life I've been leading.
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No, Phil, I wouldn't say that.
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Well, of course you wouldn't, because
you're as dull, dry, and predictable as
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I used to be.
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My God, I almost married you. Talk about
dodging a bullet.
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Hey, you get it?
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I'm so glad I came to my senses before I
did anything permanent.
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Hey, sweetheart, do yourself a favor.
Take your cork out before it's too late.
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What's the matter with you?
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Weddings are just so...
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Let's get you out of those wet things.
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Oh, gee, golly, Ned, would you look at
the time? I've got to alphabetize my
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felonies. And I'd better get to the
cafeteria before they take the skin off
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the pudding.
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Are you okay?
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I'm real sorry things didn't work out.
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I know that that was not easy for you.
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No, I'm fine, really.
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Okay.
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And thank you... For what? For not
saying I told you so.
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Anytime.
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No,
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you first, please. No, you.
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I... I just wanted to tell you that...
Yeah.
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I found the Epstein file.
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Good, good.
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I was just going to ask you about the
Epstein file.
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Were you really? Isn't that funny? We
were both going to say the same thing.
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That's funny.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Almost had a wedding.
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But we didn't.
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Too bad.
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Yep.
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Too bad.
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