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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:31,032 CARTER [IN VOICEOVER]: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. 2 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:36,495 It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. 3 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:41,876 It's difficult to understand the sum of a person's life. 4 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:46,005 Some people will tell you it's measured by the ones left behind. 5 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,634 Some believe it can be measured in faith. 6 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:52,428 Some say by love. 7 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:56,807 Other folks say life has no meaning at all. 8 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,935 Me? 9 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,479 I believe that you measure yourself... 10 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:04,690 ...by the people who measured themselves by you. 11 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:09,403 What I can tell you for sure is that, by any measure... 12 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,241 ...Edward Cole lived more in his last days on Earth... 13 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,827 ...than most people manage to wring out of a lifetime. 14 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:21,582 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed... 15 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,876 ...and his heart was open. 16 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:35,304 MAN 1: "Name the five presidents whose last names begin with the letter H." 17 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,931 H? 18 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:41,602 Warren G. Harding, Rutherford B. Hayes, Herbert Hoover... 19 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:45,982 ...and the two Harrisons, Benjamin and William Henry. 20 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,191 Ah. 21 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,193 Thought I'd get you with the double Harrisons. 22 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,028 CARTER: Ha-ha-ha. - You're sick, you know? 23 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:54,365 You think that's sick, can you name their wives? 24 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,993 - No. - Neither can I. 25 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,245 MAN 2: Yo, Cartey-car! CARTER: Yo! 26 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,664 - When they need the Camaro, man? - Yesterday. 27 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:02,873 MAN 2: Huh? 28 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,251 - All right, I got one for you. CARTER: All right. 29 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,628 Who invented the radio? 30 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,381 Ah. 31 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,674 That's a hard one. 32 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:14,260 - What do you know, I finally got you. CARTER: No. 33 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:17,346 I don't know if you want who they think invented the radio... 34 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,849 ...or the person who actually invented the radio. 35 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,517 Well, in here it says... 36 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:22,977 Marconi, right? 37 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:25,146 Yeah, it ain't him? 38 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,982 He's the one they generally think invented the radio. 39 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:32,445 In fact, he got a Nobel Prize for it in 1909. 40 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,405 Truth is a guy named Nikola Tesla... 41 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:38,034 ...patented the basic idea for the radio in 1896. 42 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,704 Same idea Marconi used for his patent several years later. 43 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:43,539 [PHONE RINGING] 44 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:48,169 Tesla fought Marconi till the day he died in 1943. 45 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,421 Same year the Supreme Court ruled... 46 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,923 ...that Marconi's patent was invalid... 47 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,926 ...recognizing Tesla as the inventor of the radio. 48 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,136 Carter. 49 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,096 You really are sick. 50 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,223 Oh, hi, Ginnie. 51 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:04,894 Well, good. About time. What did they say? 52 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:11,859 All right, what does that mean? 53 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:51,607 Kopi Luwak. The rarest beverage in the world. 54 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,692 Take a whiff. 55 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,111 Go ahead. 56 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,320 [CHAIRMAN CLEARS THROAT] 57 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,990 Uh, Mr. Cole, the board is ready to hear your proposal. 58 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,201 Hold on just a second. 59 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,579 Go ahead. Go on. 60 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:13,879 Well? 61 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,091 Really good. 62 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,177 Really good. 63 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,971 Mr. Cole. Sir? 64 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:25,808 Do you know what a Philistine is, Jim? 65 00:04:26,559 --> 00:04:28,894 Sir, it's Richard. 66 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:32,690 That's right, Phil. Give them the spiel. 67 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,989 RICHARD: Thank you, Mr. Chairman, fellow supervisors. 68 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,284 We at the Cole Group feel the decline of the Winwood Hospital... 69 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:46,328 ...is a direct result of significant fiscal mismanagement. 70 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:49,832 - I beg your pardon, this hospital... - Overhead costs are nearly double. 71 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,751 Your lease and land costs were similarly overbid. 72 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:56,672 Donations have atrophied to the point you've fallen far behind the curve... 73 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,425 ...in Research, Pediatrics, Oncology and MRI. 74 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:03,596 The Cole Group has privatized 15 public hospitals in seven years... 75 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:06,348 ...each of which now provides, or will soon provide... 76 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,435 ...the highest standard of medical care to their communities. 77 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:13,147 - Despite being grossly understaffed? - The better the doctor, the need... 78 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,107 What about beds? There are rumors... 79 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:18,694 ...you increased the number of patients to the point of overpopulation. 80 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,488 Patient density has always been... 81 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,157 And your emergency rooms, I mean, they are known... 82 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,869 I run hospitals, not health spas. 83 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,581 Two beds to a room, no exceptions. 84 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,169 Look, I passed up a lunch with Michelle Pfeiffer to be here... 85 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:40,257 ...so can we desist from all of this inane posturing? 86 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:44,136 Boys and girls, you need me. 87 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,555 I do not need you. 88 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,017 Now, there's a sizeable check in this envelope... 89 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:53,854 ...let me know if you decide to cash it. 90 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,106 [COUGHING] 91 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,069 Mr. Cole, are you all right? 92 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:15,376 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA] 93 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,074 What are you doing here? 94 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:51,412 Oh, you know, fighting for my life. You? 95 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,206 Uh, no, I was just surprised... 96 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,542 EDWARD: ...and I don't care about the insurance! 97 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:59,044 And tell Dr. Shit-for-Brains... 98 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:03,841 ...I wanna know everything about this bleomycin drip he wants to get me on. 99 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,343 I hear it eats your lungs. 100 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,637 When I address Congress next month... 101 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:12,016 ...I don't want to do it breathing through a hole in my throat. 102 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:15,436 - That's not exactly what happens. - Who the hell is this guy? 103 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,439 - Where's Thomas? Tom! - In plain view, sir. 104 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,317 - Hi, Tom. - We're gonna move you into the bed. 105 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,778 I can do it myself. I ain't dead yet. 106 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,405 [CHUCKLES] 107 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:28,782 [GRUNTS] 108 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,119 How about now? 109 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,709 Have I fired you lately? 110 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,836 Not since the Oprah incident. 111 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:46,967 - That was a good one. Ha-ha-ha. - Yeah, it's good stuff. 112 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,268 Who the hell is that? 113 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,978 Who the hell are you? 114 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,981 He said, "Who the hell...?" 115 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,234 Oh, God. What am I, in the morgue? 116 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:08,572 CARTER: That was the first time I laid eyes on Edward Cole. 117 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,201 An inauspicious beginning, to be sure. 118 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:15,037 EDWARD: Oh, spare me. Sweet Jesus. 119 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,998 I hate these... I hate tubes! 120 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,959 [EDWARD MUTTERS] 121 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:25,047 I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend the next three weeks laying next to this guy. 122 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:28,133 Zombie boy. Looks half-dead already. 123 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:32,638 You can't have your own room. It would create an enormous PR problem. 124 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,724 I don't give a shit about PR. 125 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:39,228 I want my own room. It's my hospital, for christ sake. 126 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,523 Don't tell me I can't have my own room. 127 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,316 No offense, pal. 128 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:48,320 You have publicly defended this policy countless times. 129 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:52,825 You run hospitals, not health spas. Two beds to a room, no exceptions. 130 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,705 I've never been sick before. 131 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,917 Okay, Dr. Eldridge will be in in a minute to dot you up, okay? 132 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,752 Dot me up. 133 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,385 Jesus. 134 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,433 Thomas... 135 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,645 [WHISPERS] ...don't let me wake up paralyzed. 136 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,523 I'll do what I can. 137 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,947 This really your hospital? 138 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:35,242 Yeah, pretty much. 139 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,663 Might wanna do something about the pea soup. 140 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,752 CARTER: By the morning of the surgery... 141 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,921 ...the cancer had spread so far throughout Edward's body... 142 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,508 ...that the doctors gave him only a 5 percent chance to survive... 143 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:56,597 ...but then, they didn't account for how pissed off they'd made him. 144 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,482 VIRGINIA: Mm... 145 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,986 No visitors come in to see him? 146 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,492 He's been sleeping a lot since they brought him back. 147 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,243 VIRGINIA: Mm. 148 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,497 That's another reason I don't miss nursing. 149 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:25,292 It's always so sad seeing a patient like that, all alone... 150 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,503 ...after that kind of surgery. 151 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,299 At least he's quiet. 152 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,933 MAN [ON TV]: Day after day, out of sight, and almost out of... 153 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,392 [VIRGINIA CLEARS THROAT] 154 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,770 Rachel called this morning. 155 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,439 Really? How's she doing? 156 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:52,528 She's auditioning for first violin in next semester's symphony. 157 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,488 [VIRGINIA LAUGHS] 158 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,365 That's wonderful. 159 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,473 Need any more books? 160 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,893 No, I'm... I'm fine. 161 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,230 Got your meds for the night? 162 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,649 Mm-hm. I already took them. 163 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,109 How about pillows? 164 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,363 I'm fine, Virginia, really. Thank you. 165 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,829 You know, I could stay a while if you want me to. 166 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:49,293 No use both of us being useless in the morning, right? 167 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,170 Okay. 168 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,360 [DOOR CLOSES] 169 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,616 She gone? 170 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,200 What? 171 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,372 As something of a public health expert... 172 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:32,377 ...I believe more people die from visitors... 173 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,255 ...than diseases. 174 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,761 MAN [ON TV]: "It's the Berries," for 600. 175 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,681 PRESENTER [ON TV]: This Swedish berry is also known as the cowberry. 176 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,267 - What is a lingonberry? MAN: Uh, what is a lingonberry? 177 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,145 PRESENTER: Correct! MAN: "It's the Berries," for 800. 178 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:54,691 PRESENTER: In a Top 40 hit of 1956, this "Berry" told Beethoven to roll over. 179 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,860 Who is Chuck Berry? 180 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,862 MAN: Who is Chuck Berry? PRESENTER: Yes. 181 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,155 EDWARD: Hey. 182 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,324 Duke? 183 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,660 You mind? 184 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,121 Oh. Sorry. No. 185 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,583 - What is the Mariana Trench? WOMAN: What is the Mariana Trench? 186 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,752 Good morning, Edward. 187 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,172 - Morning. - How you feeling? 188 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,716 Dumb question. 189 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,551 How's that catheter? 190 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,304 Don't know how I ever did without it. 191 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,015 Ah, humor is a good sign. 192 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,267 Kiss my ass. 193 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,521 As is surliness. It's one of your favorite flavors, right? 194 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,691 - Yeah. - Let's see what we got here. 195 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,609 It looks good. 196 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:41,071 All right, so the operation went well, okay? 197 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,073 All the post-op brain scans are clean. 198 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,534 Now we go after the sarcoma in the rest of your body. 199 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,578 Now, unfortunately, your blood markers are extremely high... 200 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,415 ...so I would like to begin chemo this morning. 201 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,544 Love the smell of chemo in the morning. 202 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,546 Apocalypse Now, right? 203 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,339 Makes me feel like victory! 204 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,549 [HOLLINS LAUGHS] 205 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,801 - I'll check in with you later. - All right. 206 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,636 Say, doc? Doc? 207 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,805 You think you could just take a look at...? 208 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,475 - Sorry, I'm late. Who's your doctor? - He's Dr. Gibian. 209 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,019 I'll let the nurse know. 210 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,105 Appreciate it. 211 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,776 [EDWARD SIGHS] 212 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,945 Bitch, ain't it? 213 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,701 - What are quarks? WOMAN [ON TV]: What are quarks? 214 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,328 - How long you been here? - Oh. 215 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:34,958 In and out over the past few months. Got me on an experimental treatment. 216 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,754 - What is the quadratic equation? WOMAN: What is the quadratic equation? 217 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,422 How rough is it? 218 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,841 Chemo? 219 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,969 Not too bad. 220 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,346 If you don't mind around-the-clock vomiting... 221 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,557 ...watching your veins turn black... 222 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,935 ...and feeling like your bones are made of napalm... 223 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,562 ...it's a day at the beach. 224 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,981 That's a relief. 225 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,610 Of course, I hear people react to it differently. 226 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,448 You'll know by tonight. 227 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,658 Tonight? 228 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,039 Listen, um... 229 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,666 ...you don't mind my asking... 230 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,836 ...what is that contraption you got over there? 231 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,590 It's a siphon. Makes coffee. 232 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,301 What else does it do? 233 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,679 What else does it have to do? 234 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,306 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 235 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:41,274 Did you know that coffee was originally discovered by a shepherd in Ethiopia? 236 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,902 - You don't say. - It's true. 237 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,781 Seems his goats were eating berries from an unfamiliar bush. 238 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,617 Before long, they were running and jumping all over... 239 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,160 ...having a gay old time. 240 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:56,331 So the shepherd took some of the branches to the local monastery... 241 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,084 ...where the abbots decided to roast them. 242 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,378 When the berries burned... 243 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,673 ...the beans inside gave off such a pleasant aroma... 244 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,716 ...they brewed them into a stew. 245 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,512 Stew, huh? 246 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:15,767 And over the next few hundred years, it spread to Arabia, Europe... 247 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,146 ...even Sumatra, like that hooch you got over there. 248 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,691 It's called Kopi Luwak. 249 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,068 I know what it's called. 250 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,279 You do? 251 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,615 Never catch me drinking that shit. 252 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,951 Have you ever tried it? 253 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:37,873 No. I'm more of a instant-coffee man. 254 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,167 Here, here we are. 255 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,462 - Thanks. - No problem. 256 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,050 There you are. 257 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,471 You always had those freckles? 258 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,725 Far as I know. 259 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,227 Nice... 260 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,021 ...freckles. 261 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,440 Hmm. 262 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,109 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 263 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:10,697 THOMAS: Okay, we got prosciutto and melons, some burrata mozzarella... 264 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,866 ...and a veal paillard. 265 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,036 The folks at Toscana send their best. 266 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,997 You sure you wanna eat all that? 267 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,917 That's the plan. 268 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,210 [CLEARS THROAT] 269 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,921 What? 270 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,174 Oh, Uh... 271 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,885 You want Thomas to make you a plate? 272 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,180 Tommy, uh, fix a plate for, uh... 273 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:36,932 Carter. 274 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,434 First name or last? 275 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,769 First. 276 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,147 Really? Interesting. 277 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,985 So you want, uh...? Might cheer you up. 278 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,946 No, thanks, I'll pass. 279 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,281 You sure? 280 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,994 Mm, yum, yum. 281 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,955 Mm-mm. 282 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,666 Best in L.A. 283 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,335 [VOMITING] 284 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,758 It ain't the best in L.A. no more. 285 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,933 [MOANING] 286 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,697 [RETCHING] 287 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,499 Oh, man. 288 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,751 [CARTER AND ROGER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 289 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,631 Maya made the honor roll again. 290 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,634 Bet your ass she did. 291 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,977 My God. 292 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:10,108 Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack. 293 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,664 Fellas. 294 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,833 Mr. Cole. 295 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:32,172 EDWARD: Don't pay any attention to me. I'm just, uh, talking to myself. 296 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,966 It's from Kai. 297 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,554 Says he wants to be a mechanic like his grandad when he grows up. 298 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,431 I hope you talked him out of that. 299 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,183 Well, I tried. 300 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,727 What do we got here? 301 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,313 ROGER: It's a Shelby 350. 302 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,856 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 303 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,651 - I always wanted one of those. - Yeah. 304 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,904 - Kai remembered. - Hmm. 305 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,824 Um... 306 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,079 Mom seems to think you're not getting enough rest. 307 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,456 Mm-hm. 308 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,127 She loves you, Pop. 309 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,338 Mm-hm. 310 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,095 Okay. 311 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:25,225 You'll, uh, call us when you get your test results, huh? 312 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,684 Mm-hm. 313 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,853 If that day ever comes. 314 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,022 Okay. 315 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,569 - Take care. - Okay. 316 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,246 He your oldest? 317 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,747 Yeah. 318 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,666 What's he do? 319 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,670 - Roger's a tax attorney. - Oh. 320 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,588 Here. 321 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,967 His brother, Lee, is an engineer. 322 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,892 EDWARD: Who's the pretty little lady? 323 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,229 That's Rachel. Youngest of the three. 324 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:12,939 Big age difference. 325 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,733 Yeah, well, she was a surprise. 326 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,404 We'd hardly gotten the boys out of the house when she came along. 327 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,907 She's an outstanding violinist. 328 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,495 You got kids? 329 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,416 Depends. 330 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,212 - Never stayed married long enough. - Oh, well... 331 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:41,634 ...don't worry, I've been married long enough for the both of us. 332 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,678 How's that going? 333 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,515 It's going. 334 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,226 That good, huh? 335 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,147 Well, that's why they invented light switches. 336 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,982 [LAUGHING] 337 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:02,238 Don't get me wrong, I loved being married, been there four times. 338 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,658 Problem is I love being single too. 339 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,704 Hard to do them both at the same time. 340 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,000 Well, nobody's perfect. 341 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,670 Only successful marriage I had was me and my work. 342 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:22,133 I started making money when I was 16... 343 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,886 ...and that was that. 344 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,804 Never stopped. 345 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,932 I'll be damned. 346 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,478 I wanted to be a history professor. 347 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,188 Nobody's perfect. 348 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,315 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 349 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,318 I made it through two months of City College... 350 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,154 ...before Virginia gave me the news. 351 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,698 And then, you know... 352 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:51,955 ...young, black, broke, baby on the way... 353 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,709 Take the first decent job that comes along. 354 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,881 I always meant to go back... 355 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,885 ...but 45 years goes by pretty fast. 356 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,098 Like smoke through a keyhole. 357 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,656 EDWARD: Shit! 358 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,997 [CARTER MOANING] 359 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:50,513 Don't give me the morphine while I'm sleeping. It's a waste. 360 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:55,018 Maybe she's trying to kill us both. You ever think of that? 361 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,644 Gin. 362 00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,189 What are you, the devil? 363 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,276 What if I lost my mind already? 364 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,903 Jesus, no. 365 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:10,241 No. No, no Jesus, this is not praying. 366 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,703 I'm talking to myself out loud, that's... 367 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,581 EDWARD: You ever think about suicide? 368 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,666 CARTER: Suicide? Me? EDWARD: Yeah. 369 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,501 Lord, no. 370 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,713 Thought so. Stage one. 371 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,757 What? 372 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,801 The five stages, but... 373 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,053 Denial. 374 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:34,098 Then anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. 375 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:38,394 So of course you're not thinking of suicide. 376 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:41,814 You're in stage one. Denial. 377 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,525 What stage are you in? 378 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,153 Denial. 379 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,905 And thinking about suicide. 380 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,157 Yeah, okay. It's just a frame of... 381 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,993 Well, it looks like you won't be needing this anymore. 382 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,621 - That's it? - Yep, fourth and final. 383 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,164 What's next? 384 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:01,125 They have to run all the tests first, see where we stand. 385 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,670 - Well, how long? - Takes a while. 386 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,214 I'll get Dr. Gibian to schedule them when I see him. 387 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,423 Thanks. 388 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,634 I'm on for another hour, anything you need? 389 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,637 Clean bill of health if you got one. 390 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,305 Hang in there, Carter. 391 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,641 That's what I do. 392 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,731 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And line to center, base hit... 393 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,776 ...Kent will have to play it on three bounces... 394 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,696 ...and Alou will score. The throw goes to the back... 395 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:34,158 Hit the cutoff man, for crying out loud. 396 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,035 You see... 397 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:39,664 ...that's the problem with the game today: 398 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:42,250 No fundamentals. 399 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,544 Did you ever read The Time of Your Life? 400 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,338 - William Saroyan. - Yeah. 401 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:51,592 "No foundation. All the way down the line." 402 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,137 When we were growing up... What are you doing? 403 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,723 Nothing, scribbling. 404 00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,934 Scribbling? What? 405 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,687 Nothing. Just scribbling. 406 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:09,277 Oh, sure, that's what you wanna do... 407 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:13,531 ...bounce a slider with a man on third. 408 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,784 These kids today, they... 409 00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:23,666 Earphones. I'm talking to myself, again. 410 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,757 - Edward? - Doc. 411 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,341 How's it going there? 412 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,677 Dumb question. 413 00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:39,557 I got the test back. 414 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:42,351 I'll just lay it out, huh? 415 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:45,897 Six months. 416 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,108 A year if we're lucky. 417 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,321 There is an experimental program that we've been conducting... 418 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,490 ...and I don't wanna get your hopes up... 419 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,201 ...but I think you would be an excellent candidate... 420 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,619 Hey, doc. 421 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,371 Yes? 422 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,625 You're blocking my view. 423 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:09,462 Oh. 424 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,047 Sorry. 425 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,218 Anyway, if there's any questions... 426 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:17,804 ...day or night, you know where to find me. 427 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,348 One question. 428 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,308 Sure, of course. 429 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,438 Carter, you wanna ask Dr. Hollins something? 430 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,483 I mean, I'm not familiar with Mr. Chambers'... 431 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,985 Well, get familiar. 432 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:38,157 Uh... 433 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,369 I just wanted to know how I stand, that's all. 434 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,581 Sure. How about I'll go take a look at your chart, okay? 435 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,875 Thank you. 436 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,810 Edward? 437 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,694 Edward? 438 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:26,038 CARTER: There was a survey once. 439 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:29,792 A thousand people were asked, if they could know in advance... 440 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:33,129 ...would they want to know the exact day of their death. 441 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:36,382 Ninety-six percent of them said no. 442 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:41,137 I always kind of leaned toward the other 4 percent. 443 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,849 I thought it would be liberating... 444 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:48,144 ...knowing how much time you had left to work with. 445 00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:49,645 HOLLINS: A year at best. 446 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,189 CARTER: It turns out, it's not. 447 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,567 HOLLINS: We're pretty much out of options. 448 00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,428 You want to play cards? 449 00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,390 Thought you'd never ask. 450 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,527 THOMAS: Rise and shine. 451 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,282 Or that. 452 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,461 Let me see that. 453 00:29:59,048 --> 00:30:01,050 And, uh, Thomas... 454 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,135 ...call Marie at Christie's. 455 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:07,014 Tell her I won't be bidding this season. 456 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,558 I understand. 457 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:14,397 Uh, sir, I don't mean to sound indelicate... 458 00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:18,359 ...but how do you want me to handle your...? 459 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,736 Death? 460 00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,615 Treat it as if it were your own. 461 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,786 So leave all the money to my assistant? 462 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:35,167 Go get me one of those almond croissants that I like. 463 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,963 And don't buy any green bananas. 464 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,859 - What are you doing? - What is this? 465 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,237 - Come on, give it back. - What is it? 466 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:04,822 Give it back. 467 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:09,452 It was on the floor. I didn't know it was a state secret. 468 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:17,334 Well, my freshman philosophy professor... 469 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:21,005 ...assigned this exercise in forward thinking. 470 00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:22,798 He called it a "Bucket List." 471 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,886 We were supposed to make a list of things we wanted to do in our lives... 472 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,096 - ...before we... - Kicked the bucket. 473 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:30,931 Cutesy. 474 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:33,768 Anyway, I wrote things like "make a million dollars"... 475 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:38,230 ..."first black president," you know, young man's wishes. 476 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,317 I was gonna redo the list, but then... 477 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,862 "Help a complete stranger for the good." 478 00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,491 "Laugh until I cry." 479 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:53,120 Not to be judgmental, but this is extremely weak. 480 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:56,791 Well, it's pointless now. 481 00:31:57,374 --> 00:32:01,545 I would argue the exact opposite. 482 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,673 All right. That's it. 483 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,883 What are you doing? 484 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,511 A little rewrite, that's all. 485 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:12,681 I mean, don't you want to go out with some balls? Guns blazing? 486 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,558 Have a little fun? 487 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:18,395 It was not supposed to be about guns blazing or anything like that. 488 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,980 You're missing the point. 489 00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:23,734 What the hell is "witness something majestic"? 490 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,862 Have you ever been to the Himalayas? 491 00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:29,406 Eh. 492 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,535 "Drive a Mustang Shelby." Not bad. 493 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:37,832 I got one. All right. How about skydiving? 494 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,293 Now we're onto something. 495 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,670 We're onto something? 496 00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:46,215 - Uh-huh. - Let me see that. Come on. 497 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,176 Fine. 498 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:53,722 [LAUGHING] 499 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,599 [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] 500 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,185 "Kiss the most beautiful girl in the world"? 501 00:32:58,352 --> 00:32:59,895 How do you propose doing that? 502 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,647 Volume. 503 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:10,239 "Get a tattoo." Is that the sum of your ambition? 504 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,576 Edward, I've taken baths deeper than you. 505 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:18,205 It's easy to be deep in freshman philosophy. 506 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,291 What's Dr. Hollins say? 507 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,751 We got months, right? 508 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,211 A year, maybe. 509 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,339 You think 45 years went by fast? 510 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,260 We could do this. 511 00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:33,596 We should do this. 512 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:34,847 No, I couldn't. 513 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:38,809 Don't think about money. That's all I got is money. 514 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,227 But I don't know. I... 515 00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:41,687 What don't you know? 516 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,398 It was meant to be metaphorical. 517 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:47,610 - I'm just trying to get a handle on... - Blah, blah, blah. 518 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:48,944 Metaphors. 519 00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:53,032 You're the one crying you never took a shot. Here's your chance. 520 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,993 My chance to what? Make a fool of myself? 521 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,412 Never too late. 522 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,835 What do you think happens now? 523 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,630 I go back and sit around listening to people... 524 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,926 ...talking about mezzanine financing and subordinated debt... 525 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:14,970 ...pretending that I care about dead money. 526 00:34:15,346 --> 00:34:19,058 You go home to some ceremonial procession into death... 527 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:22,186 ...with everyone standing around watching you die... 528 00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:23,979 ...while you try to comfort them. 529 00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:29,235 Is that what you want, to be smothered by pity and grief? 530 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,195 Well, not me. 531 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:37,076 And in your heart, Carter, I believe not you either. 532 00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:44,083 We're both in the same boat. How's that for a metaphor? 533 00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:49,004 We got a real opportunity here. 534 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:50,965 Opportunity? 535 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:54,260 That is real twisted, even by your standards. 536 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:58,889 We still feel good, right? Energy's coming back a little bit. 537 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,600 Asymptomatic, the doc says. 538 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,937 The way I see it, we can lay around here... 539 00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:08,983 ...hoping for a miracle in some bullshit science experiment... 540 00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:13,904 ...or we can put some moves on. 541 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,291 Skydiving, huh? 542 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,626 All right. 543 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,837 [EDWARD LAUGHING THEN DOOR OPENS] 544 00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:33,841 What kind of hospital is this? There isn't an M.D. within a mile. 545 00:35:35,426 --> 00:35:38,012 Virginia, we have to talk. 546 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:39,805 What did they say? 547 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:45,561 Uh, Mrs. Chambers, I'm gonna give you two a little quiet time. 548 00:35:45,728 --> 00:35:47,229 Excuse me. 549 00:35:58,615 --> 00:35:59,908 It's not good. 550 00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:08,334 I knew we should have gone to UCLA. 551 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,669 The surgeons are better. Post-op is better. 552 00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,047 - Wouldn't have mattered. - You don't know that. 553 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:16,008 We're not giving up. I want another opinion. 554 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,593 Ah, Virginia. 555 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,095 Yes, Oncology, please. Dr. Veteri's office. 556 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,222 Virginia, no. 557 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,224 Let me handle this. 558 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,605 Dr. Veteri? Virginia Chambers. 559 00:36:29,772 --> 00:36:31,607 Yes, that's right... 560 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,831 I'm going away for a while. 561 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,542 What are you talking about? 562 00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:53,504 I'm talking about Edward and I are going away. 563 00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:55,756 Edward and you? 564 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,550 Going away where? 565 00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:02,304 I don't expect you to understand. 566 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:05,933 You're damn right I don't understand. 567 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,228 I don't understand how you can just give up like this. 568 00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:11,980 How you can just quit... Quit fighting. 569 00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:14,650 - Virginia. - Why don't you tell our children that? 570 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:18,278 See what they say when they find out you've given up on them. 571 00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:20,280 Given up on them? 572 00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:23,075 Given up on them? 573 00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:26,787 I've got 45 years greased up under the hood of a car... 574 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:30,624 ...so that they didn't want for anything, and they didn't. 575 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,085 I think I've earned some time for myself. 576 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:37,047 To do what? Run off with a total stranger? 577 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,590 He's not a stranger. 578 00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,175 I'm your wife. 579 00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:42,678 And I'm your husband. And I'm their father. 580 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:45,472 And I'm a grandfather. And I'm a damn mechanic! 581 00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:46,849 And you're a fool. 582 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:51,478 You're a fool who thinks he's figured out a way how not to have cancer. 583 00:37:57,401 --> 00:37:59,111 I'm sorry. 584 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,291 My husband is not for sale. 585 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,056 She hates me. 586 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,938 Do you hate me? 587 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,734 Not yet. 588 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,948 CARTER: And so it began. 589 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,800 I've always been afraid to go up in an airplane... 590 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:07,596 ...now I'm gonna jump out of one at the whim of a maniac! 591 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:10,974 Wanna get it? 592 00:39:11,642 --> 00:39:14,019 How do you suggest we do that? 593 00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:15,479 Wait. 594 00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:16,813 Ow! 595 00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:23,529 Aah! 596 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,155 Damn it. 597 00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,496 Not a word. 598 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,375 Back to the seat, Kyle. 599 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:41,338 You'll have to forgive him, Kyle. He's worried about the little woman. 600 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,049 This has nothing to do with my wife. 601 00:39:44,258 --> 00:39:45,634 Thirty seconds to drop. 602 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,095 The Sequel was like that. 603 00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:50,806 She never backed me up on anything. 604 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,140 The Sequel? 605 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,726 The second Mrs. Edward Cole. 606 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,188 God, that woman hated me. 607 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,566 Maybe because you called her The Sequel. 608 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:05,362 Jeez, Kyle, I never looked at it that way. 609 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,406 - Fifteen seconds. CARTER: No, no. 610 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,200 - Wait! Wait, I can't do this. - Sure you can. 611 00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,828 CARTER: No. I can't. Really. 612 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,913 It's not the jump you're afraid of. 613 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:16,540 The hell it's not! 614 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,084 You're just afraid your chute won't open... 615 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:23,714 ...and you'll show up at your own funeral as a Denver omelet. 616 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:27,175 No, I'm pretty much just worried the chute won't open. 617 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,510 No, no! 618 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,722 [CARTER SCREAMING] 619 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:35,017 Man's got some lungs, huh? 620 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,811 Let's hit the silk! 621 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:41,732 Geronimo! 622 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:46,445 Oh, yeah, beautiful! 623 00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:48,780 [EDWARD LAUGHING] 624 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,116 CARTER: Aah! Aah! 625 00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:53,702 Pull the thing! Pull the cord! 626 00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:57,247 How about this, huh? This is living. 627 00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:00,292 I hate your rotten guts. 628 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,086 Surrender to the void! 629 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,672 Which one of these damn cords do you pull? 630 00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:09,176 KYLE: Don't touch it. We're not in the drop zone yet. We could wind up in the... 631 00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:10,385 [KYLE AND CARTER YELL] 632 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,680 INSTRUCTOR: Okay. Let's deploy. 633 00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:17,976 [SINGING] I got a feeling I'm falling 634 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,437 INSTRUCTOR: We're in the red zone. Pull the cord. 635 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,274 [SINGING] I got a feeling I'm falling in love 636 00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:26,735 Pull the damn cord! 637 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,072 I was in love once. 638 00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:38,914 EDWARD: Tommy, we live to die another day. 639 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,749 How lucky for me. 640 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:45,212 No jokes, Thomas, remember the will. You're so close. 641 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:46,546 [EDWARD LAUGHS] 642 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,924 Let me ask you something. 643 00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,510 Uh, is it Tommy or Thomas? 644 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:55,555 Um, it's actually Matthew, but he finds that too biblical. 645 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:58,934 EDWARD: Let's eat something. Come on! 646 00:41:59,101 --> 00:42:00,769 Is he insane? 647 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,604 Depends. 648 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,273 [EDWARD GASPS] 649 00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:07,693 So you decided? 650 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:11,863 No, I couldn't think of anything I wanted to be stuck with permanently. 651 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,492 What's permanently? We're gonna be dead in five minutes. 652 00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:18,578 - What? - Figure of speech. 653 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:23,375 So no Confederate flag, no black Jesus. 654 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,168 No, I'm gonna... 655 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,254 Pass. Yeah, sure. 656 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,631 Well, I never agreed to desecrate my body. 657 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,426 You worried they won't bury you in a Jewish cemetery? 658 00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:34,636 What, the wife? 659 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,346 It's a tattoo. 660 00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:39,141 It's not like you're dumping her for another woman. 661 00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:41,727 I never been with another woman. 662 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,395 Whoa. 663 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,982 That's gotta be on the list. 664 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,984 No, no. I don't think so. 665 00:42:49,151 --> 00:42:51,445 EDWARD: Sixty-six years? 666 00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:55,031 Man, oh, man. We ought to have a big orgy. 667 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,324 No. 668 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,368 Orgy's not even being unfaithful. 669 00:42:58,577 --> 00:42:59,703 No. 670 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,914 It's just, like, professional. 671 00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:04,249 No! 672 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,668 I don't even have to be there. 673 00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:09,087 [LAUGHS] 674 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,967 CARTER: Hello, darling. 675 00:43:15,886 --> 00:43:18,930 - You gonna drive it or buy it a dress? - Ha, ha. 676 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,892 Just getting to know each other. 677 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,195 You sure we're cleared for this? 678 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:37,324 Of course we're cleared for it. What if we weren't? 679 00:43:37,491 --> 00:43:39,117 Just checking. 680 00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:03,892 Come on! Tap it, baby! Let's see what she's got. 681 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:06,228 Ah, we're doing just fine. 682 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:10,690 You sound like some kid going to the junior prom. 683 00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:14,653 You sound like someone looking for an ass-whupping. 684 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,781 Ass-whupping? Ho-ho-ho-ho. 685 00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:19,950 - You got nothing! - Ha, ha. 686 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,787 Got enough for you, Sunny Jim, dangling. 687 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:37,175 Did you just make a penis reference? 688 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,594 What if I did? 689 00:44:40,971 --> 00:44:43,640 Jesus! You're gonna kill us both! 690 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,058 What if I do? 691 00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,353 Goddamn it! 692 00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:49,646 [LAUGHING] 693 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:52,107 You're breaking evil on me. 694 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,734 Evil? I'll show you evil. 695 00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:57,237 I'll show you Evel goddamn Knievel. 696 00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:59,948 Pick up on this, chicken man! 697 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:07,831 Yee-ha! 698 00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:13,962 [LAUGHING] 699 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,339 Chicken man, huh? 700 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:25,140 You can run, but you cannot hide! 701 00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:50,790 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 702 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,921 What do you wanna do next? 703 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:58,548 [CARTER LAUGHING] 704 00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:02,969 CARTER: How much money do you have anyway? 705 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:04,930 EDWARD: Didn't anyone ever tell you... 706 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,933 ...that it's rude to talk about someone else's money? 707 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:11,144 CARTER: I never knew anyone with enough to ask. 708 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,205 Medicinal. 709 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:29,305 It's indescribably beautiful. 710 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,351 I love flying over the polar cap. 711 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,146 Above the desolation. 712 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,565 The stars... 713 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:42,652 ...it's really one of God's good ones. 714 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:51,286 So you think a being of some sort did all this? 715 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,621 You don't? 716 00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:57,834 You mean, do I believe if I look up in the sky... 717 00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:00,336 ...and promise this or that... 718 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:04,382 ...the Biggie will make all this go away? 719 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:06,051 No. 720 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,387 Then 95 percent of the people on Earth are wrong? 721 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:11,556 If life has taught me anything... 722 00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:14,976 ...it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong. 723 00:48:15,185 --> 00:48:16,770 It's called faith. 724 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:22,525 I honestly envy people who have faith. I just can't get my head around it. 725 00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:25,153 Maybe your head's in the way. 726 00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:31,242 Carter, we've all had hundreds of these discussions... 727 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:35,288 ...and every one of them always hits the same wall. 728 00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:40,335 Is there a sugarplum fairy or not? 729 00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:44,255 And nobody has ever gotten over that wall. 730 00:48:44,798 --> 00:48:47,717 So, what do you believe? 731 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,347 I resist all beliefs. 732 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:56,351 No big bang? Random universe? 733 00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:57,727 We live. 734 00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,395 We die. 735 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:03,108 And the wheels on the bus go round and round. 736 00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:08,446 What if you're wrong? 737 00:49:09,656 --> 00:49:11,783 I'd love to be wrong. 738 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,537 If I'm wrong, I win. 739 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:21,376 I'm not sure it works that way. 740 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:26,714 Well, you're not claiming you know something I don't. 741 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,258 Mm-mm. 742 00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:30,969 I just have faith. 743 00:49:34,556 --> 00:49:36,891 Hallelujah, brother... 744 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,977 ...and pass the mustard. 745 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,070 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 746 00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:56,661 CARTER: Know how they harvest caviar? EDWARD: Hit me. 747 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:59,205 When a female sturgeon is caught... 748 00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:02,792 ...the fisherman has to take great care to see she dies peacefully. 749 00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,670 - Mm-hm. - If she feels the least bit threatened... 750 00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:08,339 ...she secretes a sour chemical that ruins the eggs. 751 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,341 Sounds like my third wife. 752 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,843 [LAUGHING] 753 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:15,680 Woman thought mayonnaise came from a plant. 754 00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,268 I could get used to this. 755 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:22,770 Also sounds like my third wife. 756 00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:31,279 Thirty years I've been coming here. 757 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,616 First time with a guy. 758 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,201 Well, I'm flattered. 759 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,913 Emily's 10th birthday was the best, though. 760 00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:41,915 Who's Emily? 761 00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:43,917 My little, uh... 762 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,588 Well, she's not so little anymore. 763 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,049 You have a daughter? 764 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:54,594 - But I thought you said... - Yeah, well... 765 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:57,138 ...I didn't know you then. 766 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,729 Make a long story short, uh... 767 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,273 ...I don't see her. 768 00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:10,526 CARTER: Hmm. 769 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:17,617 What are you doing? 770 00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,953 It's time. 771 00:51:20,954 --> 00:51:23,498 - No, no, no. Cross that off. - Why not? 772 00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,708 - Cross it off. - Why? 773 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,210 Why? 774 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,462 There is no why. 775 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,720 - What's the matter? - Excuse me. 776 00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,347 Where you going? 777 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:41,849 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 778 00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:45,061 Just like a broad. 779 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:47,897 [WATER RUNNING] 780 00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:55,113 Look, uh, Carter... 781 00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:58,449 I'm sorry. I know... 782 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:02,161 ...sometimes I get a little overbearing and I... 783 00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,789 [SCRUBBING] 784 00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:06,666 Jesus Christ. 785 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,960 - It's all right. It's okay. - What? What? 786 00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:11,504 The top on the catheter came loose, that's all. 787 00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:14,257 Well, maybe we should get you to a hospital, Carter... 788 00:52:14,424 --> 00:52:16,384 - I just busted out of the hospital. - Huh? 789 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:20,221 It's all right. Look, it's already stopped, see? Let's get out of here. 790 00:52:20,430 --> 00:52:23,057 It looks wonderful. Uh... Uh... 791 00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:25,018 - Maybe I'll get the... - Let's just go. 792 00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:27,687 - You go straight to the car. - Come on. Come on. 793 00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:29,314 Okay, all right. 794 00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:43,286 - Where's...? Where's Tommy? MAN: In the salon, monsieur. 795 00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:48,541 CARTER: Oh, my. 796 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,711 How much money do you have? 797 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,173 Well, I wouldn't bleed on the rugs. 798 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,799 [CHUCKLES] 799 00:52:58,343 --> 00:53:02,805 I'm gonna find some place where I can take a nice hot bath. 800 00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,432 Be as good as new afterwards. 801 00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,684 Uh... You... Okay. 802 00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:09,228 - Tom... - Okay, we're all set, then? Okay, good. 803 00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:12,440 All right, it took some doing, but, uh, I rearranged everything. 804 00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:16,736 Cairo tomorrow, Tanzania for two days, then Johannesburg on Saturday. 805 00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:21,908 And, as previously directed, no bullfight, no tiger hunt. 806 00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:27,705 Thomas, I'd really like to say you're irreplaceable... 807 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:29,749 ...but I'd be lying. 808 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:34,921 And I'd really like to say you're a gracious man, and I love my job... 809 00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:37,799 ...but I, too, would be lying. 810 00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,551 Turnabout is fair play. 811 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,846 I believe you learned that from the master. 812 00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:48,142 CARTER: Hey, look! They got Jeopardy! in the bathroom! 813 00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:51,396 On the TV. Jeopardy! 814 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:52,647 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 815 00:53:52,814 --> 00:53:55,316 Jeopardy!? In French? 816 00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:57,318 Hello? 817 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:01,197 Mr. Cole? Virginia Chambers. 818 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:06,119 Oh. Yeah. Um, hi. 819 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,663 Let me get Carter for you. 820 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,873 Well, actually, I called to speak to you. 821 00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:12,458 Oh. 822 00:54:13,418 --> 00:54:16,129 Is he all right? 823 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:21,592 Oh, yeah. He's... He's fine. 824 00:54:23,136 --> 00:54:24,637 May I ask where you are? 825 00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:28,099 France, actually. Uh, tomorrow... 826 00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:30,017 Give him back to me. 827 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:35,022 Virginia. May I call you Virginia? 828 00:54:36,107 --> 00:54:38,192 I'm not sure that I can make... 829 00:54:38,359 --> 00:54:40,236 VIRGINIA: I'm not asking for his sake. 830 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,280 Mr. Cole... 831 00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,742 ...I've been a nurse my entire adult life. 832 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:49,996 Had a ringside seat to more human tragedy... 833 00:54:50,163 --> 00:54:53,040 ...than any woman should ever have to bear. 834 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:56,669 Now, I'm prepared for my husband to die. 835 00:54:57,462 --> 00:55:01,382 I'm just not prepared to lose him while he's still alive. 836 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,846 - Who is Howdy Doody? PRESENTER [ON TV]: You got it. 837 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,182 - You pick. - "TV Puppets," for 400. 838 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:10,641 PRESENTER: These two Muppets... 839 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,102 ...are roommates on the long-running show Sesame Street. 840 00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,438 - Who are Bert and Ernie? MAN: Who are Bert and Ernie? 841 00:55:15,605 --> 00:55:16,647 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 842 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,107 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 843 00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:20,485 PRESENTER: ...the son of a Greek immigrant... 844 00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:21,986 ...was born in Towson, Maryland. 845 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,113 Who is Spiro Agnew? 846 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,574 WOMAN: Who is Spiro Agnew? 847 00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:27,783 Well... 848 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,536 ...you're looking, uh... 849 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,371 ...buoyant. 850 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:35,917 This is the first time I was ever in a tub with no corners. 851 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,543 Really? 852 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:42,757 You know, ahem, Carter, uh, I've been thinking... 853 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,303 ...what with the catheter and everything... 854 00:55:48,346 --> 00:55:50,681 ...maybe we should put this on hold for a while. 855 00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:54,435 Come on, now, I told you, stop worrying. I'm fine. 856 00:55:54,602 --> 00:55:57,104 No, no, it's not that. It's not that. 857 00:55:57,313 --> 00:56:00,483 It's just, I mean, if you're worried about letting me down... 858 00:56:00,650 --> 00:56:02,777 ...you know, it's a lot easier for me. 859 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:06,781 You talked to Virginia, didn't you? 860 00:56:08,449 --> 00:56:09,951 [SIGHS] 861 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,828 Why do you think I'm doing this? 862 00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:15,540 Because I talked you into it. 863 00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:20,419 Edward, you're strong, but you're not that strong. 864 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:25,550 No. 865 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:31,514 After Rachel left for college, there was a hole. 866 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:37,103 I mean, you know, no more homework, no more Little League... 867 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,690 ...recitals, school plays... 868 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:45,778 ...kids crying, fights, skinned knees. 869 00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:52,034 And for the first time in 40 years, I looked at Virginia... 870 00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:58,541 ...without all of the noise, without all of the distractions... 871 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:02,837 ...and I couldn't remember what it felt like... 872 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:07,550 ...when I could not walk down the street without holding her hand. 873 00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:19,562 I mean, she was the same woman I fell in love with, she hadn't changed. 874 00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:26,027 But somehow everything was different. 875 00:57:28,154 --> 00:57:30,740 We'd lost something along the way. 876 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,243 You know? 877 00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:35,953 WOMAN: "TV Puppets," for 600. 878 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:41,000 PRESENTER: Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen hosted a show named for this dummy. 879 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:44,295 Who is Charlie McCarthy? 880 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,964 PRESENTER: Sandy? SANDY: Who's Charlie McCarthy? 881 00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:53,512 [CARTER SINGING "THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"] 882 00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,686 [BOTH SINGING] 883 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:19,664 Look, look, look! 884 00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:23,542 Aah! 885 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,007 CARTER: I was very pleased when Edward decided... 886 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:32,677 ...to eliminate item number nine from his list: 887 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,929 "Hunt the big cat." 888 00:58:35,096 --> 00:58:38,265 Of course, he did insist on discharging a few rounds from the big gun. 889 00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,475 [GUNSHOT] 890 00:58:39,642 --> 00:58:40,685 [EDWARD GRUNTS] 891 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,770 CARTER: One proved to be enough. 892 00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:51,278 - Gin. - Of course, gin, why not? 893 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,788 CARTER: Do you know... 894 00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:05,000 ...that the only dog ever struck by lightning was right here, in Egypt? 895 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:09,255 I wish I'd met you before we were dead. 896 00:59:09,422 --> 00:59:11,507 [CARTER LAUGHING] 897 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:17,888 You know, technically... 898 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:23,018 ...we could cross off two items: 899 00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:25,354 "See the pyramids"... 900 00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,066 ...and "witness something majestic." 901 00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:33,529 This is about as majestic as it gets. 902 00:59:34,989 --> 00:59:36,657 Wait till you see my mountain. 903 00:59:37,158 --> 00:59:39,076 Oh, yeah. 904 00:59:40,870 --> 00:59:42,705 Your mountain. 905 00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:47,960 Still, this ain't half bad. 906 00:59:48,127 --> 00:59:52,256 You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. 907 00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:55,384 When their souls got to the entrance to heaven... 908 00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:58,053 ...the gods asked them two questions. 909 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:01,932 Their answers determined whether they were admitted or not. 910 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:06,520 Okay, I'll bite. 911 01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:10,316 What were they? 912 01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:14,403 Have you found joy in your life? 913 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,113 Uh-huh. 914 01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,494 Answer the question. 915 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,204 - Me? - Yeah, you. 916 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,832 Answer the question, "Have I found joy in my life?" 917 01:00:30,336 --> 01:00:31,754 Yes. 918 01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:34,965 Has your life brought joy to others? 919 01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:39,887 Ah, this type of question, I... 920 01:00:41,013 --> 01:00:43,015 I don't know, uh... 921 01:00:43,182 --> 01:00:46,560 I don't think about how other people gauge, uh... 922 01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:49,939 Ask them. 923 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,191 I'm asking you. 924 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:57,238 Fine. 925 01:00:58,197 --> 01:00:59,740 Fine. 926 01:01:02,493 --> 01:01:04,995 Let me put it to you this way. 927 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:10,084 After the breakup, and the ensuing fleecing of the dad... 928 01:01:10,251 --> 01:01:12,378 ...Emily went to live with her mother. 929 01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:17,883 You know, you try to stay close, but it gets down to holidays... 930 01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:22,221 ...phone calls, birthday cards, you know. 931 01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:23,973 Anyway... 932 01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:29,770 ...Emily goes to college, joins one of her "Save the Poor People"... 933 01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:32,231 ...the animals, whatnot... 934 01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,733 ...meets a guy, decides she loves him. 935 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:38,737 Good-looking kid, driven, smart. 936 01:01:43,117 --> 01:01:46,203 But there was something about him... 937 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:49,707 ...so when she said they were engaged I told her I was against it... 938 01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:52,543 ...but being my daughter, naturally... 939 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,504 ...she went ahead and married him anyway. 940 01:01:55,671 --> 01:01:58,924 Needless to say, I wasn't invited to the wedding. 941 01:01:59,967 --> 01:02:01,343 That must have hurt. 942 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:03,679 You think? 943 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:13,439 First time he hit her, she came to me. I wanted to bash his brains in. 944 01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:15,566 She wouldn't let me. 945 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:19,403 Said she loved him, said it wasn't his fault, he'd had a few drinks... 946 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:22,489 ...she was the one picked the fight. 947 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:28,287 Next time it happened, she didn't come to me. 948 01:02:29,455 --> 01:02:32,833 The ex told me. Nice to hear her voice again. 949 01:02:34,335 --> 01:02:35,669 What did you do? 950 01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:38,005 What any father would do. 951 01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,050 I took care of it. 952 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:46,847 I called a guy who called a guy who handles these kinds of things. 953 01:02:47,014 --> 01:02:49,516 I don't know what he said, don't know what he did... 954 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:52,144 ...all I know is he didn't kill him... 955 01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:56,398 ...and my daughter never heard from him again. 956 01:02:58,067 --> 01:03:00,027 How did she react? 957 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:05,908 Called me names you wouldn't believe, and worse... 958 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:09,411 Said I was dead to her. 959 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,670 I'm not proud of everything I did... 960 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:20,506 ...but I'm pretty sure I'd do it all again... 961 01:03:20,673 --> 01:03:25,219 ...so if they don't let me into Egyptian heaven because my daughter hates me... 962 01:03:25,386 --> 01:03:29,139 ...well, then I guess that's just the way it goes. 963 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:32,184 However you answer your two questions. 964 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:40,567 How do we get down from this tomb? 965 01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:03,632 CARTER: The empress was the wife of Shah Jahan, the fifth Mogul emperor. 966 01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:07,803 Although it was an arranged marriage, they were deeply in love... 967 01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:13,017 ...and remained inseparable until she died giving birth to their 14th child. 968 01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:17,980 Do you mind if I call you Ray? 969 01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:21,358 Main man Ray. 970 01:04:21,567 --> 01:04:23,736 Are you listening to anything I'm saying? 971 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:25,571 Absolutely. 972 01:04:25,738 --> 01:04:28,949 Fourteen kids. I'm with you. 973 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:37,624 It took 20,000 volunteers 22 years to complete this structure. 974 01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:40,919 Every square foot designed by the shah himself. 975 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:44,339 So that's true love. 976 01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:46,884 That's true love. 977 01:04:48,177 --> 01:04:49,720 Must be nice. 978 01:04:57,102 --> 01:05:02,649 Don't know if I buy the whole "20,000 volunteers" business. 979 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:08,655 EDWARD: Funeral plans tend to confuse me. 980 01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,242 Specifically, buried or cremated. 981 01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:14,620 Take buried. 982 01:05:14,787 --> 01:05:17,873 Now, I know it shouldn't matter, but I'm claustrophobic. 983 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,416 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 984 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:23,253 What if I wake up underground and nobody can hear me? 985 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,507 Do they still make those coffins with the bells? 986 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:30,385 Uh... I don't believe they do. 987 01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:34,473 Then cremated. What do you do with the ashes? 988 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,392 Do you bury them, scatter them, put them on a shelf? 989 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:41,480 Float them down the Ganges on a bed of flowers? 990 01:05:42,064 --> 01:05:44,691 What if I feel the flames? 991 01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:48,654 Well, I definitely want to have myself cremated. 992 01:05:48,821 --> 01:05:52,741 Maybe we should go frozen like Walt Disney. 993 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:56,036 No. Cremated. 994 01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:59,665 Ashes put in a can, buried some place with a view. 995 01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:01,375 A can, huh? 996 01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:05,337 Yeah. I never liked the sound of the word urn. 997 01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:10,425 Really? Got any special feelings about crypt? 998 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,553 Heh. No. 999 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,765 No, an old Chock Full o'Nuts can will do me just fine. 1000 01:06:16,932 --> 01:06:20,352 Chock Full o'Nuts, "the Heavenly Coffee." 1001 01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:23,397 Better coffee even your money can't buy, my friend. 1002 01:06:23,564 --> 01:06:24,815 Don't bet on it. 1003 01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:26,775 Oh, right. 1004 01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:28,819 Kopi Luwak. 1005 01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:31,947 What do you got against Kopi Luwak? 1006 01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:35,534 Too fancy for my tastes. 1007 01:06:35,701 --> 01:06:40,914 Oh, yeah. Too fancy for my main man, Ray. 1008 01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:43,458 [LAUGHING] 1009 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,505 CARTER: Gin. - Goddamn it. 1010 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,382 You get all the cards. 1011 01:06:57,472 --> 01:07:00,475 EDWARD: This is China for you, baby. 1012 01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:03,937 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1013 01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:24,416 Be a lot more majestic if we could see it. 1014 01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:28,420 See that old woman? 1015 01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:32,299 Odds are we're gonna be dead before her. 1016 01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,719 Happy thought. 1017 01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:40,432 Of course, she's probably got reincarnation going for her... 1018 01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:42,893 ...however that system works. 1019 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:45,520 Ah, the Buddhists believe you keep coming back. 1020 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:49,024 Moving up or down a level, based on how you lived your life. 1021 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,069 See, that's where they lose me. 1022 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:57,366 I mean, what would a snail have to do to move up in the lineup? 1023 01:07:57,532 --> 01:08:00,535 Lay down a perfect trail of slime? 1024 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,579 So shitty news, or really shitty news? 1025 01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:05,415 A, the first one. 1026 01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,376 There's a storm up there. 1027 01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:11,296 Well, thanks for the bulletin, Tom, we can't even see the goddamn thing. 1028 01:08:11,463 --> 01:08:13,924 They won't let us fly up until the weather clears. 1029 01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:16,134 Well, when do they expect it to clear? 1030 01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,262 Uh, next spring, sometime. 1031 01:08:20,222 --> 01:08:23,183 That's the really shitty news, in case you were wondering. 1032 01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:26,937 [CARTER SIGHS] 1033 01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:34,319 Well, maybe next time. 1034 01:08:34,987 --> 01:08:36,405 Yeah. 1035 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:39,157 Next spring. 1036 01:08:41,702 --> 01:08:43,328 So now what? 1037 01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:48,000 Well, maybe your mountain's trying to tell us something. 1038 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:49,710 What do you mean? 1039 01:08:49,918 --> 01:08:52,754 Maybe we've been gone long enough. 1040 01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:56,466 Gone long enough? Gone long enough for whom? 1041 01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:00,429 Oh. No, I get it. 1042 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:04,182 The mountain isn't telling us it's time for us to go home. 1043 01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:09,271 The mountain is telling you to tell me it's time for me to go home, right? 1044 01:09:09,438 --> 01:09:12,482 - Yeah. - You shit. 1045 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:16,320 Why don't you worry about your life, and let me worry about mine, okay? 1046 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:18,864 Okay, okay! You don't have to get chippy with me. 1047 01:09:19,281 --> 01:09:23,160 CARTER: What's next? EDWARD: Next, Hong Kong. 1048 01:09:24,036 --> 01:09:27,497 EDWARD: Silk suits and black walnut ice cream. 1049 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:35,297 Tibetans call it Chomulungma, "Goddess Mother of the Snows." 1050 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:39,134 "Goddess Mother of the World," actually. 1051 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:42,679 In the traditional Tibetan translation. 1052 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:46,433 I stand corrected. 1053 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,810 Pinot Noir, please. 1054 01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:51,521 I take it you've been there? 1055 01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,067 Uh... Uh... Um... I just left, actually. 1056 01:09:55,776 --> 01:09:57,861 We tried to go up, but it wasn't... 1057 01:09:58,028 --> 01:09:59,696 You're a little late in the season. 1058 01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:01,239 So they tell me. 1059 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:04,284 - My name's Angelica. - Yeah, Carter. 1060 01:10:06,161 --> 01:10:09,623 I'm sorry if this sounds terrible... 1061 01:10:09,790 --> 01:10:13,627 ...but aren't you a little developed in years to be running up a giant mountain? 1062 01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:19,633 "Developed," now that's certainly one way of putting it. 1063 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:21,510 Well, I've been up there, you know. 1064 01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:22,761 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1065 01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:26,056 I made it to 26,000 feet before we had to turn back. 1066 01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:28,433 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1067 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,269 What was it like? 1068 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,105 Cold... 1069 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:35,148 - Mm. - ...mostly. 1070 01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:39,486 During the day, the sky is more black than blue. 1071 01:10:39,653 --> 01:10:42,280 There's not enough air to reflect the sunlight. 1072 01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:48,036 But at night, you've never seen so many stars. 1073 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:53,708 Seems like they're just out of reach, and so bright. 1074 01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:59,005 They're like little holes in the floor of heaven. 1075 01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:09,266 - Did you hear it? - Hear what? 1076 01:11:10,976 --> 01:11:14,479 I read an account of a man who made it to the summit... 1077 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:19,443 ...and standing there at the top of the world... 1078 01:11:20,444 --> 01:11:24,281 ...he experienced this profound silence. 1079 01:11:24,656 --> 01:11:27,993 It was like all sound just fell away. 1080 01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:30,537 And that's when he heard it. 1081 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,080 What? 1082 01:11:33,415 --> 01:11:35,584 The sound of the mountain. 1083 01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:41,256 He said it was like he heard the voice of God. 1084 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,223 I've never done this before. 1085 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:55,103 That sounds like such a cliché... 1086 01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:00,317 ...but I have a room upstairs. 1087 01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:09,034 Well, that's... 1088 01:12:11,578 --> 01:12:13,205 I mean... 1089 01:12:13,622 --> 01:12:14,998 I... 1090 01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:21,004 I appreciate that. 1091 01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:23,840 But you see... 1092 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,639 She's a very lucky woman. 1093 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:33,934 Well, I rather think I'm the lucky one. 1094 01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:36,311 Good for you. 1095 01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:50,951 Tom? 1096 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:55,205 Three things to remember when you get older: 1097 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,040 Never pass up a bathroom... 1098 01:12:57,249 --> 01:13:01,419 ...never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. 1099 01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:05,423 I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude. 1100 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,801 Heh-heh. That's a good one there. 1101 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:09,844 Let's go home. 1102 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:11,263 Excuse me? 1103 01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:13,682 I want to go home now. 1104 01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:17,018 But I thought that... What about the silk suits? 1105 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,396 That was very clever of you, Edward. 1106 01:13:21,273 --> 01:13:22,566 [LAUGHS] 1107 01:13:22,774 --> 01:13:25,026 How'd you know I wouldn't go through with it? 1108 01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:28,071 I didn't. 1109 01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,291 I'm proud of you. 1110 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,794 Nobody cares what you think. 1111 01:13:45,505 --> 01:13:46,631 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1112 01:14:05,859 --> 01:14:07,694 America. 1113 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:29,674 Hey, Tommy, this isn't the way to Crenshaw. 1114 01:14:30,717 --> 01:14:34,137 There's an accident on the 10. We're taking the surface streets. 1115 01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:35,764 Uh-huh. 1116 01:14:49,903 --> 01:14:51,863 Why are we, uh...? 1117 01:14:56,368 --> 01:14:58,244 Oh, my God. 1118 01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:01,665 He's kept tabs on her. Just in case you decided to... 1119 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,500 This was your idea, Tom? 1120 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,919 No, it was my idea. I talked him into it. 1121 01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:08,171 - Yeah, talked him into it. - Hey. 1122 01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:11,216 Wait a minute. Edward. Edward? Wait a minute. 1123 01:15:11,383 --> 01:15:14,052 Edward. What are you so afraid of? 1124 01:15:14,219 --> 01:15:18,723 Just because I told you my story does not invite you to be a part of it. 1125 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:20,517 Oh. Like the lady in the bar? 1126 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,686 - That's different. - Tell me how. 1127 01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:25,397 - Because it is! - How is it different? 1128 01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:28,983 You have no fucking idea who I am! 1129 01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:32,112 I built a billion-dollar business up from nothing! 1130 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,114 Presidents have asked my advice. 1131 01:15:34,322 --> 01:15:38,410 I have dined with royalty and I'm supposed to make out like, what... 1132 01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:41,246 ...this trip was supposed to mean something to me? 1133 01:15:41,413 --> 01:15:44,249 Like it was gonna change me? 1134 01:15:46,418 --> 01:15:50,505 How did you see it playing out, Carter? I knock on the door, she answers. 1135 01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:52,465 She's surprised and angry... 1136 01:15:52,674 --> 01:15:55,844 ...but I tell her how much I love her and miss her. 1137 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,888 And, "Oh. By the way, I'm gonna be dead soon... 1138 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:02,183 ...so I'm reaching out to you because I don't wanna die alone"? 1139 01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:03,977 Everyone is afraid to die alone. 1140 01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:06,604 I'm not everyone! 1141 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:11,776 This was supposed to be fun. 1142 01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:15,488 That's all it ever was. 1143 01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:20,034 No, you don't get in. Call a cab. 1144 01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,255 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1145 01:17:58,216 --> 01:18:01,594 VIRGINIA: Dear Heavenly Father, we just want to thank you for this day... 1146 01:18:01,803 --> 01:18:04,973 ...for having our family here together, once again. 1147 01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:08,434 And, Lord, we just want to thank you for returning my husband... 1148 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,311 ...their father, Lord, to us. 1149 01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:23,157 [CHATTERING] 1150 01:18:54,105 --> 01:18:55,189 [VIRGINIA LAUGHS] 1151 01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:12,498 [SNIFFS] 1152 01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:14,584 WOMAN 1: Is he crying? 1153 01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:16,419 WOMAN 2: I don't know. 1154 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,963 He's usually so much fun. 1155 01:19:19,130 --> 01:19:21,507 [CRYING] 1156 01:19:22,759 --> 01:19:25,053 [LAUGHING] 1157 01:19:25,345 --> 01:19:26,888 VIRGINIA: Oh... 1158 01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:31,935 - Wait a minute. - What? 1159 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,895 - I got something for us. - Oh? 1160 01:19:34,062 --> 01:19:36,481 I wasn't sure I'd need it. 1161 01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:38,024 CARTER: Sure. 1162 01:19:38,191 --> 01:19:40,401 VIRGINIA: Ow! CARTER: Heh. 1163 01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:44,072 Okay. 1164 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:54,540 [CLEARS THROAT] 1165 01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:56,876 VIRGINIA: You know how long it's been? 1166 01:19:57,752 --> 01:19:58,920 Do I wanna know? 1167 01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:00,546 [VIRGINIA LAUGHING] 1168 01:20:01,381 --> 01:20:03,174 VIRGINIA: Well, it's been longer than that. 1169 01:20:03,549 --> 01:20:05,259 [CHUCKLES] 1170 01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:29,158 You know, I feel like a teenager. Like our first time. 1171 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:33,621 Uh, if we were teenagers, we never would've gotten out of that living room. 1172 01:20:33,955 --> 01:20:36,165 I remember the first time. 1173 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:39,043 There was no tiptoeing around. 1174 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:42,797 You were on me like... that. 1175 01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:45,925 Carter? 1176 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:51,055 Oh, you playing hide-and-seek now, huh? Okay. 1177 01:20:52,557 --> 01:20:54,183 Carter! 1178 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,979 ...which resulted in a 15 percent increase in cash assets... 1179 01:20:58,146 --> 01:21:01,858 ...following the sale of the recovery center to Phillips Medical. 1180 01:21:04,152 --> 01:21:05,820 Mr. Cole? 1181 01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:08,948 Mr. Cole? 1182 01:21:09,115 --> 01:21:11,784 You ever read The Divine Comedy? 1183 01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:15,038 Excuse me, sir? 1184 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:20,877 The Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri's journey into hell. 1185 01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:26,340 Maybe we should take a break. 1186 01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:28,342 We don't need a break. 1187 01:21:28,509 --> 01:21:31,804 I'm in remission. I'm a goddamn medical miracle. 1188 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:33,973 I'm simply asking... 1189 01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:37,769 ...if you ever read The Divine Comedy. 1190 01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:39,520 Sir, you have a phone call. 1191 01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:42,315 Tommy, not now. 1192 01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,275 I really think you should take this. 1193 01:21:49,864 --> 01:21:52,658 [CHATTERING] 1194 01:21:56,621 --> 01:21:57,997 Uh... 1195 01:21:58,164 --> 01:21:59,707 Hey, Edward. 1196 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,084 What's the prognosis? 1197 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:02,919 It's metastasized to his brain. 1198 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:06,047 Metast... Operable? 1199 01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:08,424 The odds aren't what we'd like them to be. 1200 01:22:10,510 --> 01:22:12,345 Odds. 1201 01:22:13,179 --> 01:22:14,514 Jesus. 1202 01:22:34,492 --> 01:22:35,660 How's he doing? 1203 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,455 He's doing okay. 1204 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,839 Uh, he wanted me to give you this. 1205 01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:50,383 I was supposed to wait until after... 1206 01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:53,261 ...but then I thought... 1207 01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,763 She never listened to me before. 1208 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,976 Why change a winning formula? 1209 01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:01,936 [CHUCKLES] 1210 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:04,522 You look like shit, Ray. 1211 01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:07,150 Thanks. 1212 01:23:08,109 --> 01:23:09,652 How they treating you? 1213 01:23:11,445 --> 01:23:13,656 Pea soup still sucks. 1214 01:23:14,073 --> 01:23:16,367 I'll have a word with the owner. 1215 01:23:16,993 --> 01:23:18,870 You do that. 1216 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,508 Can I have some water? 1217 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:36,095 You can't have water, but I'll get you some of those lemon swabs, okay? 1218 01:23:36,262 --> 01:23:37,346 CARTER: All right. 1219 01:23:52,987 --> 01:23:55,823 You still drinking that fancy coffee? 1220 01:23:55,990 --> 01:23:57,575 What? 1221 01:23:58,117 --> 01:23:59,327 What are you, obsessed? 1222 01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,620 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 1223 01:24:04,832 --> 01:24:06,375 Read it. 1224 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:12,882 "Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. 1225 01:24:13,049 --> 01:24:18,262 Though for some, it falls under the category of 'too good to be true.' 1226 01:24:18,429 --> 01:24:21,474 In the Sumatran village where the beans are grown... 1227 01:24:21,641 --> 01:24:24,393 ...lives a breed of wild tree cat. 1228 01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:29,440 These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... 1229 01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:31,442 ...defecate. 1230 01:24:33,194 --> 01:24:37,740 The villagers then collect and process the stools. 1231 01:24:37,907 --> 01:24:42,328 It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat... 1232 01:24:42,495 --> 01:24:46,916 ...that give Kopi Luwak its unique flavor... 1233 01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,001 ...and aroma." 1234 01:24:50,211 --> 01:24:51,629 You're shitting me. 1235 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:56,133 Cats beat me to it. 1236 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,864 - You got a pen? Give me a pen. - What? 1237 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:21,075 What? 1238 01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:44,724 Here. 1239 01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:52,356 It's not finished. 1240 01:25:52,982 --> 01:25:54,358 Well... 1241 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,944 It's not a one-man deal. 1242 01:25:58,237 --> 01:26:00,573 I'm afraid it'll have to be. 1243 01:26:23,971 --> 01:26:25,389 We're ready. 1244 01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:35,649 I'll be here when you get back. 1245 01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:38,194 Sounds good to me. 1246 01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:25,032 CARTER: Dear Edward, I've gone back and forth the last few days... 1247 01:27:25,199 --> 01:27:28,536 ...trying to decide whether or not I should even write this. 1248 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:34,542 In the end, I realized I would regret it if I didn't... 1249 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:36,877 ...so here goes. 1250 01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,880 I know the last time we saw each other... 1251 01:27:40,047 --> 01:27:43,134 ...we weren't exactly hitting the sweetest notes. 1252 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:46,512 It certainly wasn't the way I wanted the trip to end. 1253 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:53,686 I suppose I'm responsible, and for that I'm sorry. 1254 01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:58,899 But, in all honesty, if I had the chance, I'd do it again. 1255 01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:07,032 Virginia said I left a stranger and came back a husband. 1256 01:28:07,992 --> 01:28:10,119 I owe that to you. 1257 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:15,624 There's no way I can repay you for all you've done for me... 1258 01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:21,589 ...so rather than try, I'm just going to ask you to do something else for me. 1259 01:28:22,381 --> 01:28:24,884 Find the joy in your life. 1260 01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:29,680 You once said you're not everyone. 1261 01:28:29,847 --> 01:28:32,308 Well, that's true. 1262 01:28:32,475 --> 01:28:34,935 You're certainly not everyone. 1263 01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:39,273 But everyone is everyone. 1264 01:28:42,026 --> 01:28:43,986 My pastor always says: 1265 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,072 "Our lives are streams... 1266 01:28:47,490 --> 01:28:49,450 ...flowing into the same river... 1267 01:28:49,617 --> 01:28:54,038 ...towards whatever heaven lies in the mist beyond the falls." 1268 01:28:54,205 --> 01:28:57,625 Hello, sweetie. Hi. 1269 01:28:57,791 --> 01:29:00,586 CARTER: Find the joy in your life, Edward. 1270 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,761 My dear friend... 1271 01:29:09,386 --> 01:29:14,725 ...close your eyes and let the waters take you home. 1272 01:29:17,436 --> 01:29:21,982 Good afternoon. My name is Edward Cole. 1273 01:29:24,902 --> 01:29:29,990 I don't know what most people say at these occasions, because... 1274 01:29:30,449 --> 01:29:32,952 ...in all honesty, I... 1275 01:29:34,245 --> 01:29:37,206 I've tried to avoid them. 1276 01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:43,671 The simplest thing is... 1277 01:29:43,837 --> 01:29:47,967 ...I loved him and I miss him. 1278 01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:56,350 Carter and I saw the world together. 1279 01:29:58,102 --> 01:30:00,229 Which is amazing... 1280 01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,107 ...when you think that only three months ago... 1281 01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:06,110 ...we were complete strangers. 1282 01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:13,075 I hope... 1283 01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:17,997 ...that it doesn't sound selfish of me... 1284 01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:22,418 ...but the last months of his life... 1285 01:30:22,585 --> 01:30:25,879 ...were the best months of mine. 1286 01:30:28,382 --> 01:30:30,092 He saved my life. 1287 01:30:31,135 --> 01:30:34,221 And he knew it before I did. 1288 01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:41,437 EDWARD: I'm deeply proud that this man... 1289 01:30:41,604 --> 01:30:46,025 ...found it worth his while to know me. 1290 01:30:47,735 --> 01:30:49,695 In the end... 1291 01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:55,576 ...I think it's safe to say that we brought some joy to one another's lives. 1292 01:30:55,909 --> 01:30:58,954 So, one day, when... 1293 01:30:59,663 --> 01:31:03,083 ...I go to some final resting place... 1294 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:08,464 ...if I happen to wake up next to a certain wall with a gate... 1295 01:31:08,631 --> 01:31:11,842 ...I hope that Carter's there... 1296 01:31:12,009 --> 01:31:14,219 ...to vouch for me... 1297 01:31:14,428 --> 01:31:17,431 ...and show me the ropes on the other side. 1298 01:31:24,063 --> 01:31:26,899 CARTER: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. 1299 01:31:28,067 --> 01:31:30,861 It was a Sunday, in the afternoon... 1300 01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:34,406 ...and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. 1301 01:31:34,573 --> 01:31:36,659 He was 81 years old. 1302 01:31:38,869 --> 01:31:43,207 Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life. 1303 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:46,585 But I can tell you this: 1304 01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:51,507 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed... 1305 01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:54,843 ...and his heart was open. 1306 01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,641 And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place... 1307 01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:04,728 ...because he was buried on the mountain... 1308 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:08,524 ...and that was against the law. 1309 01:36:58,230 --> 01:37:00,232 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 1310 01:37:00,399 --> 01:37:02,401 [ENGLISH SDH] 96449