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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,999 --> 00:00:14,499 THE SCHOOL TEACHER 2 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,901 Emmanuelle? 3 00:01:43,902 --> 00:01:46,202 - Yes, I'm here. - Is that you, Emmanuelle? 4 00:01:46,203 --> 00:01:49,503 Yes, it's me. I'm all yours! All yours... 5 00:01:49,504 --> 00:01:51,303 Emmanuelle, come to me now! 6 00:01:52,704 --> 00:01:54,404 You like that, don't you? 7 00:01:55,264 --> 00:01:59,028 Come into my arms, and you'll enjoy a night you'll never forget. 8 00:02:00,402 --> 00:02:02,221 - Mr. Franco... - Emmanuelle? 9 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,722 It's me, Carmela. 10 00:02:04,262 --> 00:02:07,175 - You always come at the wrong time! - I brought your breakfast. 11 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:09,521 - What time is it ? - It's almost 8:00. 12 00:02:09,522 --> 00:02:11,052 You waited 'til now to tell me? 13 00:02:12,953 --> 00:02:14,672 Aren't you going to eat anything? 14 00:02:27,511 --> 00:02:30,475 So... you want to look? 15 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,986 Then look! 16 00:02:33,332 --> 00:02:34,703 Son of God! 17 00:02:36,495 --> 00:02:38,224 Good day, Mr. Franco. 18 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:59,438 - Good morning. - Good morning. 19 00:02:59,899 --> 00:03:02,770 - Good morning, professor. - Good morning. 20 00:03:02,928 --> 00:03:04,779 - Well then, professor? - What? 21 00:03:04,881 --> 00:03:06,645 What? The record we're going to make. 22 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:10,252 Ah yes, you write the music and I write the words. I don't have the time. 23 00:03:10,453 --> 00:03:11,500 Why is that? 24 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:13,338 I'm busy writing Greek poetry. 25 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,659 Greek poetry? Who'll read Greek poetry? 26 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:18,240 You need to write songs! We want to become millionaires. 27 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:19,752 Excuse me, Peppino, I have to go. 28 00:03:19,753 --> 00:03:22,138 - What're you teaching today? - I have a class in feminine hygene. 29 00:03:22,141 --> 00:03:22,938 You're teaching girls? Then you better look the part. 30 00:03:23,143 --> 00:03:28,563 Wear your glasses like this, and get your hair right. 31 00:03:28,572 --> 00:03:30,753 Thanks, but I really must go now. Please take care of my bicycle. 32 00:03:30,768 --> 00:03:33,656 Yes, of course. And most important, think about those lyrics! 33 00:03:33,859 --> 00:03:37,161 Without them, we're dead. Me, I have the music in head. 34 00:03:37,964 --> 00:03:39,257 Professor! 35 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,218 Good morning, Headmaster. 36 00:03:43,146 --> 00:03:44,732 Today, you're substituting in the remedial class. 37 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:46,017 - The remedial class? - Yes. 38 00:03:46,121 --> 00:03:49,464 - Why? - You want to earn your keep, yes or no? 39 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:53,361 No, Headmaster, I sense there's evil in that class, with all those hoodlums... 40 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:54,791 - Mottola! - Good morning. 41 00:03:54,805 --> 00:03:57,577 You're late! I assume you were sick. Now go... go! 42 00:03:57,679 --> 00:03:59,060 Who was that? 43 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:02,600 One of our young people. We have to help them, support them. 44 00:04:02,602 --> 00:04:06,520 We can't abandon them, it's our mission. 45 00:04:06,928 --> 00:04:09,135 - Well, is it our mission or not? - Yes, of course. 46 00:04:09,211 --> 00:04:10,986 Then go for it. 47 00:04:11,391 --> 00:04:13,311 One, two, three,... 48 00:04:13,594 --> 00:04:16,982 ...four, five, six, seven,... 49 00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:19,869 ...eight, nine, ten,... 50 00:04:20,286 --> 00:04:22,146 ...eleven, twelve,... 51 00:04:22,445 --> 00:04:24,230 ...thirteen, fourteen. 52 00:04:26,886 --> 00:04:29,609 Did you see that? My ass is harder than your head. 53 00:04:29,783 --> 00:04:33,028 Your headaches are a pain in the ass, because that's where your brains are! 54 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:35,640 He's got a headache! What a sore head! 55 00:04:37,418 --> 00:04:40,826 Hey, Franco! When you didn't show up we thought you were sick. 56 00:04:40,912 --> 00:04:42,140 Sick of an evil cunt. 57 00:04:42,146 --> 00:04:44,462 He's late because he was in bed with the maid. 58 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:46,529 The maid? I couldn't do it. Have you seen her face? 59 00:04:46,636 --> 00:04:48,900 I know, put a pillow over her face. 60 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,454 Then they all look alike. 61 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:54,474 You know who's substituting for the professor? That stupid bastard Cali. 62 00:04:56,178 --> 00:04:58,942 Settle down. Settle down. Everyone take his place. 63 00:05:08,504 --> 00:05:10,762 - Lazzafame? - At your command, professor! 64 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,524 - Take the roll call. - Right away. 65 00:05:15,469 --> 00:05:17,233 - Ascioni. - Present. 66 00:05:17,345 --> 00:05:19,207 - Canestracci. - Present. 67 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,787 - Nizzamano. - Present. 68 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:23,702 - Locascio. - Present. 69 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:25,984 - Verderani. - Present. 70 00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:28,378 - Mazzuca. - Present. 71 00:05:28,484 --> 00:05:30,270 - Lafaccia. - Present. 72 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:32,111 - Del Forno. - Present. 73 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:34,218 - Imballomeni. - Present. 74 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:36,448 - Finocchiaro. - Present. 75 00:05:36,554 --> 00:05:37,783 Lagrua ... 76 00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:40,121 Help, I'm being robbed! 77 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:43,007 - Leccavacuo [vacuum licker]. - Present. 78 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:44,508 - Laminchia [the dick]. - Present. 79 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,507 - Mangemerde [eat shit]. - Present. 80 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,386 - Figliaputtane [whore's daughter]. - Present. 81 00:05:48,387 --> 00:05:49,387 - Cornuto te Fatti [cuckolded yourself]. - Present. 82 00:05:51,989 --> 00:05:53,289 - Copulamina [fuck me]. - Present. 83 00:05:53,299 --> 00:05:54,940 Alright, I'm on to you. 84 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,846 What's the topic of the day? 85 00:05:58,271 --> 00:06:02,144 The reproduction of mammals. 86 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:04,840 Which I'm sure holds no secrets for you. 87 00:06:07,046 --> 00:06:08,722 But since it's in the curriculum,... 88 00:06:09,146 --> 00:06:11,410 ...I'll explain it scientifically. 89 00:06:12,102 --> 00:06:13,869 Let's start with the ovum. 90 00:06:26,229 --> 00:06:28,114 A little joke, eh? 91 00:06:28,205 --> 00:06:31,069 Since it's a requirement, it's you who'll explain it for me. 92 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:35,349 A written composition: How do mammals reproduce? 93 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:38,939 And anyone who writes a dirty word will be sent to the Headmaster. 94 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:05,101 La Rosa, Tatuzzo and Mottola. 95 00:07:05,702 --> 00:07:06,702 Please. 96 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:08,733 Go take a crap. 97 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,361 I've been ordered not to give you the key to the bathroom. 98 00:07:19,683 --> 00:07:21,537 We really have to go, Peppino! 99 00:07:21,638 --> 00:07:23,633 What if the Headmaster finds out? It's not possible. 100 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:26,149 I can't give you the key. 101 00:07:26,749 --> 00:07:28,203 I won't be talked into it, either. 102 00:07:31,787 --> 00:07:33,828 But if it's stolen, I know nothing. 103 00:07:34,973 --> 00:07:36,128 But I do know about the 1.000 lire ... 104 00:07:37,814 --> 00:07:38,900 No more buts! 105 00:07:39,408 --> 00:07:40,496 PROFESSORS' LOUNGE 106 00:07:51,574 --> 00:07:52,474 Hello? 107 00:07:52,475 --> 00:07:53,346 Peppino? 108 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,347 Yes, speaking. 109 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,990 In the second race... 110 00:07:56,194 --> 00:07:57,914 ... place a bet on Archimedes. 111 00:07:59,418 --> 00:08:00,516 Archimedes? 112 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,274 Who is Archimedes? 113 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:04,006 The guy who fucks you in the ass! 114 00:08:04,007 --> 00:08:05,848 Fuck you, shithead! 115 00:08:15,152 --> 00:08:17,015 I don't see any change. 116 00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:20,129 You're sure that spray makes them bigger? 117 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,679 Certainly. My mother uses it. 118 00:08:21,683 --> 00:08:23,185 And does it make hers any bigger? 119 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:24,881 How should I know? 120 00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:28,889 My mother is such a square, she won't even let me see her breasts. 121 00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,656 It won't make hair grow on them? 122 00:08:30,732 --> 00:08:32,738 What are they doing? Are they pissing in the nude? 123 00:08:32,744 --> 00:08:34,978 Why would they piss naked? 124 00:08:34,983 --> 00:08:36,338 It's more practical. 125 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:38,893 So what are they doing? 126 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:40,249 - Nothing. - What do you mean by nothing? 127 00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:41,649 They're having a smoke. 128 00:08:42,164 --> 00:08:44,413 I guess I'll keep trying. Can you give me some more? 129 00:08:44,509 --> 00:08:46,064 Sure, for 500 lire. 130 00:08:46,165 --> 00:08:49,670 You're a damned thief. You swipe the stuff from your mother. 131 00:08:49,678 --> 00:08:51,406 Yes, but I'm taking the risk. 132 00:08:51,812 --> 00:08:53,487 Okay, I'll pay you later. 133 00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:57,034 Look, it's better if you let me do it. You need a helping hand to do it right. 134 00:09:02,238 --> 00:09:03,478 It's really cold! 135 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:06,773 It should be rubbed in. 136 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,129 That tickles! 137 00:09:08,836 --> 00:09:11,144 A circular massage for best penetration. 138 00:09:12,817 --> 00:09:14,094 Do it some more. 139 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,029 You little bastard! We'll report you! 140 00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:25,236 I'm just getting some fresh air. 141 00:09:27,957 --> 00:09:30,095 - My tailbone! - It's occupied. 142 00:09:31,444 --> 00:09:32,964 Just a minute. 143 00:09:33,334 --> 00:09:34,729 - Yes ? - Hello, Headmaster. 144 00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:37,752 Hello, my friend. Was it you banging on the door? Can't hold it, eh? 145 00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:39,848 But ... 146 00:09:41,244 --> 00:09:44,872 What are you doing in the restroom reserved for staff? 147 00:09:45,496 --> 00:09:47,203 We were just passing by ... 148 00:09:47,218 --> 00:09:49,587 We're not even safe in the girls' room. Go peek at your sisters, you creeps! 149 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,900 Be still ... 150 00:09:54,292 --> 00:09:55,930 Filthy pig! We'll tell the Headmaster. 151 00:09:56,905 --> 00:10:00,384 Yes, the Headmaster will have something to say to you. 152 00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:02,835 We'll cool you off with a wet towel! 153 00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:10,684 These kids! These kids! There's no discipline with kids today. 154 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,095 What now? 155 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:18,284 Mr. Margana? 156 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,285 Hello? 157 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,285 It's Mottola. 158 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,386 How are you, Your Honor? 159 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:25,283 I mentioned your promotion for the post of inspector of the academy... 160 00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:26,789 How nice of you! 161 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:28,136 ...and my son, is he doing well? 162 00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,137 Very well. Very well. 163 00:10:30,138 --> 00:10:33,598 My son must pass his exams at any cost. 164 00:10:33,602 --> 00:10:36,118 But I'm the boss here! I'm the boss here! 165 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:39,863 Juvenile delinquents! You had another motive in asking for the key. 166 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,213 Who asked you for a key ? 167 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:44,614 And you used the money play the horses. 168 00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:46,412 - Me, play the horses? - You're telling me you don't? 169 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,296 You don't think I actually gamble on the horses? 170 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,345 - I play the numbers. - You want a tip? 171 00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:51,775 - Is it for sure? - Guaranteed 100%. 172 00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:56,754 - It is. - I'm your friend, let me in on it. 173 00:10:57,355 --> 00:10:58,405 What are the numbers? 174 00:10:58,451 --> 00:10:59,818 - Seven. - Seven. 175 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:00,675 - One. - One. 176 00:11:01,347 --> 00:11:02,718 - Asshole. - Asshole. 177 00:11:03,425 --> 00:11:04,497 Idiots! 178 00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:13,537 Shit! What was that doing here? 179 00:11:25,272 --> 00:11:27,659 Good. Now, the floor exercises. 180 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,605 Where's my shovel? 181 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,841 Who said, "eyelids"? [palpebre] 182 00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:33,224 "Shovel", professor. [pale] 183 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,904 I thought you said "eyelids". 184 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:44,796 So... the first floor exercise: bending the bust. Like this. 185 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:50,613 Slowly recovering into this flexible pose, keeping our balance. 186 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:54,430 Like so. Quatromani, come here. 187 00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:58,903 You'll demonstrate the exercise. From the starting position, like so. 188 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:02,376 Bend the bust forward. Look ahead! Look ahead! Look ahead! 189 00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:05,588 Lift your foot... your right hand like so. 190 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,647 In the name of God! 191 00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:11,048 What are you looking at? 192 00:12:12,842 --> 00:12:16,008 - Why are you here, Peppino? - Peppino? Ah yes, that's me. 193 00:12:16,113 --> 00:12:19,142 Advance. Go forward! Go... show some nerve. 194 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:20,621 Excuse us. 195 00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:23,453 - Peppino... - The Headmaster said... he said... 196 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:25,022 - What? - He said... 197 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,470 Back to your place. 198 00:12:27,074 --> 00:12:30,745 He said that only you could handle these three delinquents. 199 00:12:30,848 --> 00:12:32,344 A couple of real assholes! 200 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:34,004 This is pitiful. 201 00:12:34,012 --> 00:12:35,373 I'll take care of them. 202 00:12:35,568 --> 00:12:37,139 That'll teach you. 203 00:12:37,246 --> 00:12:39,422 Why are you still in that position? 204 00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:42,481 I have to move slowly, my back is stuck. 205 00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:45,332 - Peppino, do you get any exercise? - No. 206 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,521 - It would do you good. - Just a minute! 207 00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:52,247 - What are you... - Gymnastics is a very important discipline. 208 00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:54,148 One, two. One, two. 209 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,800 It's also good for frozen discs. 210 00:12:56,912 --> 00:13:01,054 Come, tilt your head forward. One, two. One, two. 211 00:13:01,117 --> 00:13:02,829 You see, it feel's better already. One, two. 212 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:06,618 - It feels like I've been in a fight. - You'll be walking upright in no time, Peppino. 213 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:11,198 He's a pathological case. What exercise can fix that? 214 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:13,738 You three ... 215 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,495 ... approach. 216 00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,258 As I have to continue with my class,... 217 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,789 ...you'll also do the exercises... 218 00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:25,980 ...with the girls. 219 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,923 Where are you going? Come here. 220 00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:31,627 Together, but separate. 221 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:35,241 If you get out of line, I'll make you do 2,000 pushups. 222 00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:37,251 Go on, back up. Back up! 223 00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:42,067 Don't get distracted. We'll continue our floor exercises. 224 00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:45,528 First exercise: bending of the bust while balancing. 225 00:13:45,529 --> 00:13:48,929 Begin. One, two, three. 226 00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:50,330 One ... 227 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:10,869 No, no, no. Three days of compulsory expulsion. That's the absolute minimum. 228 00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:15,333 Come on, Professor Puntiglio, don't overdo it. They're just a little rowdy... 229 00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:19,496 Rowdy? They're hoodlums. The droppings of starlings! 230 00:14:19,695 --> 00:14:22,815 Reform school would be better for them. It must be the reformatory! 231 00:14:22,914 --> 00:14:24,850 The reformatory? The reformatory! 232 00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:27,549 Thank God, we're a modern school... 233 00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:29,897 ...in a civilized and democratic country. 234 00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,825 All this over a little fart. 235 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,088 - A big fart. - Alright, I'm in agreement with you. 236 00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:36,502 - What do you mean, "agreement"? - I'll go along with the big fart. 237 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:41,120 But can you tell me which of the three did it? 238 00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:44,299 La Rosa? Tatuzzo? Mottola? 239 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:46,154 They were behind me. 240 00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:49,271 And a big fart can't be isolated. 241 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:52,588 It is no longer identifiable. 242 00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:55,503 If you're unsure, we can't expel all three. 243 00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:58,766 We'll simply make a note in their records... 244 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,936 ...and say no more about it. 245 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:05,113 In that case, Professor Margana, I find myself forced to report to the ministry. 246 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,854 The ministry? For a little fart? 247 00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:09,264 Please, a big fart. 248 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:15,295 Moreover, there are several other things that need investigating around here. 249 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:19,241 Mainly in the area of school administration. 250 00:15:23,302 --> 00:15:24,727 Such as? 251 00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:27,924 Prefabricated rooms, rigged private contracts... 252 00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:32,271 ...wine bottles everywhere, substandard cafeteria food... 253 00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:34,071 ...and selling overpriced text books. 254 00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:37,603 Enough is enough. It's time to make a clean sweep. 255 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,186 - But it goes without ... - Excuse me? 256 00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,464 Nothing, please sit. 257 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:43,793 It goes without saying, I don't agree with your proposal. 258 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:47,716 Expulsion is expulsion. Whether it's 3 days or 5 months, it's all the same. 259 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:51,132 I understand your concern. Why should we expel them? 260 00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:54,863 They're going to pick up girls. And before you know it, take them to bed. 261 00:15:54,861 --> 00:15:55,877 Take them to bed... 262 00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:58,749 And that's a 4 in conduct! 263 00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:03,492 A 4? That means there will be a hearing. 264 00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:04,563 Exactly! 265 00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:08,187 With your permission, Professor Margana,... 266 00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,802 ...it's getting late, I have to go. 267 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,245 Poor animal! Look what that gang of hoodlums did to you. 268 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,246 Hello? 269 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:21,166 Peppino? 270 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,367 Yes, and you'll get it in the ass ... 271 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:26,553 Oh! Excuse me! Excuse me, Headmaster. 272 00:16:26,558 --> 00:16:28,904 I didn't mean in your ass. I thought I was speaking ... 273 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,305 Yes. What can I do for you? 274 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,233 Go tell those delinquents to come to my office right away! 275 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,108 Yes, I'll bring them to you right away. Very good. Very Good. 276 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,646 Excuse me, but that's an abuse of power. 277 00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:42,517 You're next! You want one too? 278 00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,403 I didn't say anything. 279 00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:46,591 You should know that I have permission from his father. 280 00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:51,319 He told me that at the slightest provocation, I should smack him. 281 00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:55,190 The last time I gave him a smack, I hurt myself. 282 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,808 Okay, that's enough! Enough! 283 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,344 You realize what you've done? 284 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:04,733 Publicly ridiculing a professor in the exercise of his duties. 285 00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:07,791 For you, 4 in conduct. Outside. 286 00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:10,330 For you, 4 or less. 287 00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,993 - And you ... - And for me? 288 00:17:14,437 --> 00:17:15,622 For you... 289 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:19,698 You'll see! 290 00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:22,357 You're paying for him. 291 00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:24,194 200 lire. 292 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,395 200 lire. 293 00:17:28,162 --> 00:17:29,212 Thank you. 294 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,589 - Hey, pull over! - Why, what did you see? 295 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,450 Those legs! 296 00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:46,477 Do you like them? 297 00:17:46,489 --> 00:17:47,455 And how! 298 00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:53,913 Our little Addolorata, what legs! 299 00:17:55,663 --> 00:17:57,917 - You want something? - It's you we want. 300 00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,042 - 300 lire. - Do you have 300 lire? 301 00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:01,845 - Yes. - Come on. 302 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,145 Come on. 303 00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:05,950 My money. 304 00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,199 300 lire. 305 00:18:07,305 --> 00:18:08,434 Here you go. 306 00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:13,711 If I could go... 307 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,702 ...to the animal zoo... 308 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,651 ...and see the tigers and lions. 309 00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:26,940 I'm finished. 310 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,968 How can that be? You hardly sang. 311 00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:31,257 And the second stanza? 312 00:18:31,463 --> 00:18:34,304 If you want an encore, it's 300 lire. 313 00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:35,998 - Do you have it? - Yes. 314 00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:42,238 Could you do something by hand? 315 00:18:42,971 --> 00:18:45,017 - Come on. - Come on. 316 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,427 To touch, it's 500 lire more. 317 00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:49,812 - You have 500 lire? - Yes. 318 00:18:51,915 --> 00:18:53,656 This is for me, I need it. 319 00:18:57,548 --> 00:18:59,846 I'll just check that it's good. 320 00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:04,159 Hurry! Hurry! 321 00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:14,812 EMERGENCY 322 00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,108 - So? - They couldn't believe it! 323 00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:20,741 They'd never seen anything like it. 324 00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:27,753 Your Honor, it's Professor Margana. 325 00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:30,074 - Please. - Excuse me. 326 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:31,751 Good day, your Honor. 327 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:37,489 This has to stop, Margana! 328 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:41,079 My son has to pass his final exams. This summer, he's going to London with his mother. 329 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:45,759 Then I might finally have some peace and quiet. And now this mess! 330 00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,504 My hands are tied. 331 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:49,261 Then untie them, Margana! 332 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:53,997 Let me be clear. If he fails, your promotion fails. 333 00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:57,789 No! I've always said I would do what I could, I swear. 334 00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:59,893 If it were just me, I could help. 335 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:03,255 But I've alienated that idiot Puntiglio. 336 00:20:03,354 --> 00:20:05,948 He wants to give your son a 4 in conduct, which means there will be a hearing. 337 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:10,543 - Who is this guy? - Puntiglio, the physical education teacher. 338 00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:13,366 He's only been there a little while, but he's already breaking my balls. 339 00:20:13,372 --> 00:20:15,395 He must have a weak spot. 340 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:20,627 No, he has no weak points, and besides, he knows what we've been up to. 341 00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:23,883 Prefabricated rooms, overpriced text books,... 342 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:26,958 ...lunches prepared on a shoestring ... 343 00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:29,700 - He knows everything. - Can he be bribed? 344 00:20:32,304 --> 00:20:34,003 He'd report me immediately. 345 00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:36,463 We must find a solution. 346 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,154 I may have one. 347 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,236 Puntiglio has a fiancée. 348 00:20:40,979 --> 00:20:42,743 We should get our hands on her. 349 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,777 - She's a whore? - No, not a whore. 350 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:47,257 Illegal drug problems? That way, we'd have some leverage. 351 00:20:47,361 --> 00:20:49,328 No, she lives with the nuns. 352 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:51,217 So what the fuck is your angle, Margana? 353 00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,023 She's a professor of literature. 354 00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:55,940 And since Puntiglio wants her to find a job,... 355 00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:59,948 ...I thought we could have her tutor your son, Franco. 356 00:20:59,956 --> 00:21:03,896 Everyone's happy. Puntiglio is happy, you're happy... and I get my promotion. 357 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:05,591 What's she like? 358 00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:07,986 An old maid? 359 00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:10,890 No, she very young. 360 00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:12,400 She's very young ... 361 00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,799 How do I bring a young woman home with my wife? 362 00:21:16,239 --> 00:21:17,342 Like a mole? 363 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:19,682 So what do the professors say about my son? 364 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,126 Are they pleased with him? 365 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:26,482 Pleased, ma'am? Let's say he's making progress. 366 00:21:26,783 --> 00:21:30,403 Currently, his average grade is 4. 367 00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:33,998 It will take some work. 368 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,974 But he's always studying. 369 00:21:35,975 --> 00:21:38,195 He shuts himself up in his room. I don't understand it. 370 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:39,910 This wine is excellent! 371 00:21:39,918 --> 00:21:42,580 I think your son is a bit shy. 372 00:21:42,682 --> 00:21:45,895 You hear Fefe? He has a shyness complex. 373 00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:49,091 And your crude manners make it worse. 374 00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:50,635 If he says so... 375 00:21:51,161 --> 00:21:52,989 As I see it, your son ... 376 00:21:53,593 --> 00:21:55,421 ...would benefit from more guidance. 377 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:58,868 He might need some tutoring. 378 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,449 But it shouldn't be a stern teacher. 379 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,255 With his complex he needs a modern teacher. 380 00:22:06,256 --> 00:22:08,471 The poor boy. He's so fragile. 381 00:22:08,682 --> 00:22:10,910 Exactly. He's fragile. 382 00:22:10,988 --> 00:22:12,387 - Fragile. - Yes, fragile. 383 00:22:12,388 --> 00:22:15,239 He needs to be handled... handled with... 384 00:22:15,336 --> 00:22:18,043 - ...a woman's touch. - A woman! 385 00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:20,064 But he has his mama. 386 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:24,723 Mama... can his mama help with his homework? 387 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,065 I see. 388 00:22:26,431 --> 00:22:28,668 She would have to be, how should I say... 389 00:22:29,459 --> 00:22:31,213 - ... like a sister. - A sister. 390 00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:33,927 A big sister. Who happens to be a teacher. 391 00:22:34,805 --> 00:22:37,899 So... gentleness and studies. Studies and gentleness. 392 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,267 - Gentleness and studies. - This wine is good, but strong. 393 00:22:40,268 --> 00:22:41,641 Studies and gentleness. 394 00:22:42,346 --> 00:22:44,918 - Where is the boy? - In his room. 395 00:22:45,245 --> 00:22:49,599 My husband sent him to his room without dinner. 396 00:22:51,732 --> 00:22:54,117 I would never have expected that from you. 397 00:22:56,589 --> 00:22:58,306 He sure missed a delicious meal ... 398 00:23:20,504 --> 00:23:22,123 They're artistic photos? 399 00:23:22,307 --> 00:23:23,585 And how! 400 00:23:23,683 --> 00:23:26,178 No photo of my face? 401 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,668 Please, I don't take obscene photographs. 402 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:31,236 - Did I pose well? - Very well! 403 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:34,406 - Do I deserve a reward? - Whatever you want. 404 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,235 A kiss. 405 00:23:37,097 --> 00:23:39,912 Have a taste of Carmela! 406 00:23:39,913 --> 00:23:40,913 Get out! 407 00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:51,851 She's young for a teacher, but a girl of impeccable standards. 408 00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:57,402 Can you imagine, she's living with the Ursuline Sisters. 409 00:23:59,409 --> 00:24:00,451 Pious ... 410 00:24:01,681 --> 00:24:02,751 ...and the Ursuline nuns. 411 00:24:02,768 --> 00:24:06,700 An educated girl living with the Sisters may meet our needs. 412 00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:10,362 All of them. All. 413 00:24:10,874 --> 00:24:15,010 When I think of Franco, I see a frightened sparrow. 414 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,337 If you only knew ... 415 00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:38,305 Fuck! You should have made her remove her panties. 416 00:24:38,814 --> 00:24:41,027 And we can't see her tits. 417 00:24:41,391 --> 00:24:43,266 She's too modest. 418 00:24:43,303 --> 00:24:44,831 Did you make it with her? 419 00:24:44,988 --> 00:24:46,360 She disgusts me. 420 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,956 She looks alright to me. 421 00:24:47,967 --> 00:24:49,335 Oh! Annarosa! 422 00:24:51,517 --> 00:24:54,654 So, Annarosa, what do say we get together? 423 00:24:54,656 --> 00:24:56,034 But we do get together. 424 00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:59,365 Yes, I do your homework, buy you gelatos... 425 00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,661 ...and I give you money to go to the movies with your friends. 426 00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:04,398 - What more do you want? - I think you know. 427 00:25:04,404 --> 00:25:07,127 - No, I don't. - Okay, this is what we'll do. 428 00:25:07,285 --> 00:25:09,623 When your mother's out, I'll come over to your place. 429 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:13,950 It'll just be the two of us, and we can do whatever we want. Sound good? 430 00:25:14,656 --> 00:25:17,263 Yes, and once you get what you want,... 431 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,935 ...you won't do my homework, you won't buy me gelatos... 432 00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:23,627 ...or give me money to go to the movies with my friends. 433 00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,923 I understand, I'm not an idiot. 434 00:25:26,097 --> 00:25:28,061 No, you're an asshole. 435 00:25:29,374 --> 00:25:31,051 He's the asshole. 436 00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,240 And he smokes! 437 00:25:43,939 --> 00:25:46,376 - Hey, guys ... - We're being voyeurs. 438 00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:09,935 Ciao, Mama! Have you been waiting long? 439 00:26:10,686 --> 00:26:11,809 Hello, ma'am. 440 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:13,661 - Ciao, girls. - Ciao. 441 00:26:13,758 --> 00:26:15,009 Was school okay? 442 00:26:15,511 --> 00:26:17,939 - Did you learn anything? - Sure. Can we go? 443 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,658 I can't believe it! 444 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,840 Fuck! I say we're wasting our time on the daughters. 445 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,956 It's the mothers we want. 446 00:26:29,096 --> 00:26:32,228 Mothers! The mothers! The mothers! 447 00:26:49,330 --> 00:26:50,789 Good afternoon, Mr. Fefe. 448 00:26:51,113 --> 00:26:53,854 So, my pig of a father feels you up, too? 449 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:55,880 Oh, it's you, Mr. Franco. 450 00:26:56,088 --> 00:26:59,731 Don't talk like that about your father. He's a real man! 451 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,037 But not me, right? 452 00:27:02,138 --> 00:27:03,314 I don't have any proof. 453 00:27:03,419 --> 00:27:04,913 You don't have proof? 454 00:27:05,211 --> 00:27:07,062 You'll have your proof. 455 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,646 What are you doing, Mr. Franco? You mustn't! The professor's here! 456 00:27:11,744 --> 00:27:13,143 What the fuck are you talking about? 457 00:27:13,741 --> 00:27:15,349 In the name of the Father and Son! 458 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:18,533 Now you run away? You chickened out. 459 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:19,915 Come this way. 460 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:21,116 Please... 461 00:27:21,412 --> 00:27:25,578 Now I'll show you Franco's room, Miss Giovanna. 462 00:27:26,403 --> 00:27:28,430 Hopefully it's straightened up. 463 00:27:28,507 --> 00:27:32,204 Look, he leaves his clothes just anywhere. 464 00:27:32,409 --> 00:27:34,880 You're a surprise for me. 465 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:37,425 I didn't expect you to be so young. 466 00:27:37,465 --> 00:27:39,385 It was providence that sent you. 467 00:27:39,386 --> 00:27:42,541 I place all my hopes in you. 468 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:43,731 Thank you. 469 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,505 Please don't be too hard on him. 470 00:27:46,806 --> 00:27:50,187 He's a good boy, but psychologically fragile. 471 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:53,505 He needs gentleness. Be patient,... 472 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,923 ...help him emotionally. 473 00:27:56,145 --> 00:27:59,792 I trust you understand. 474 00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:00,888 Don't worry. 475 00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:05,483 Franco, what are you doing there? Why are you hiding? 476 00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:08,191 Franco, say hello to the professor. 477 00:28:08,724 --> 00:28:09,749 Ciao, Franco. 478 00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:11,283 Hi... 479 00:28:11,294 --> 00:28:14,966 Come on, don't be afraid. Come up here. 480 00:28:15,503 --> 00:28:18,510 You see, he's painfully shy. 481 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,377 He's especially shy with girls. 482 00:28:24,229 --> 00:28:28,372 Why, when I'm looking for something, can I never find it? 483 00:28:28,385 --> 00:28:30,022 Because you're disorganized. 484 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,993 And you, of course, put everything in its place. 485 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:37,205 In fact, you arrange everything so well that I can't find anything. 486 00:28:37,809 --> 00:28:41,550 For example, my reading glasses, where are they? 487 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:43,590 You'll find them eventually. 488 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:48,238 And if I want to finish my detective novel, what should I do? 489 00:28:48,282 --> 00:28:50,274 Nothing. This way, we can talk. 490 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,102 I feel like I'm married to a brick wall. You leave early every day. 491 00:28:53,305 --> 00:28:55,538 In the evening, you watch TV and read your book. 492 00:28:55,639 --> 00:28:58,563 When can we talk about our family? 493 00:28:58,566 --> 00:29:02,355 Why is it that the family is a sacred institution? 494 00:29:02,361 --> 00:29:05,645 You haven't noticed that your son has a complex? 495 00:29:05,648 --> 00:29:10,072 What if he likes the orchestra? Does that mean he has a music complex? 496 00:29:10,171 --> 00:29:14,737 Don't pretend you don't understand. Your son has a complex, Fefe. 497 00:29:14,842 --> 00:29:16,463 Are you saying he's sick? 498 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:19,111 He may not be sick, but you can see he isn't normal. 499 00:29:19,214 --> 00:29:22,104 I don't believe it, it's just a mother thing! 500 00:29:22,201 --> 00:29:24,926 My son is perfectly normal. 501 00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:29,470 I read a book in which psychologists all agree. 502 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:32,921 When parents don't communicate, the children bottle things up inside. 503 00:29:33,526 --> 00:29:35,888 I'd rather sleep than listen to this. 504 00:29:35,995 --> 00:29:39,863 Sleep? I've also read about marital problems. 505 00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:43,572 When a man only uses his bed to sleep ... 506 00:29:43,589 --> 00:29:46,285 What's a bed for? Ballet? 507 00:29:46,289 --> 00:29:50,678 For the last 10 years, you only sleep in this bed... 508 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,879 What do you want me to do? 509 00:29:53,277 --> 00:29:54,466 Have a picnic? 510 00:29:57,168 --> 00:29:59,197 - Ready... - Fire. 511 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:12,778 Fuck! A 35 centimeter flame! 512 00:30:12,868 --> 00:30:14,461 It's a new school record. 513 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,751 You did it! 514 00:30:16,925 --> 00:30:18,966 But I almost shit myself. 515 00:30:19,071 --> 00:30:21,034 What did you eat last night? 516 00:30:21,035 --> 00:30:22,453 Lentil beans. 517 00:30:22,457 --> 00:30:25,528 Next time, take a spoonful of pellets. 518 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,764 And they'll shoot out of your ass. 519 00:30:31,565 --> 00:30:35,127 Yeah, yeah... while you're wasting your time with stupid pranks, I've... 520 00:30:35,307 --> 00:30:36,761 You finally did it with your maid? 521 00:30:36,771 --> 00:30:39,285 You're fixated on my maid. You two would make a good couple. 522 00:30:41,486 --> 00:30:44,076 I'm talking about the female professor. 523 00:30:44,158 --> 00:30:47,971 Our teacher? The skinny one with varicose veins? 524 00:30:47,987 --> 00:30:49,217 No, not her. 525 00:30:49,518 --> 00:30:51,769 My professor. The one who's come to tutor me. 526 00:30:51,971 --> 00:30:54,393 Has she given you any lessons yet? 527 00:30:54,701 --> 00:30:56,178 Not yet. 528 00:30:56,392 --> 00:30:59,587 But you'll see what I'm capable of. 529 00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:01,922 Ah, get out of here! 530 00:31:02,021 --> 00:31:03,451 Hold this. 531 00:31:04,134 --> 00:31:05,762 What's that funny look on your face? 532 00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:07,586 It's my backside, Peppino. See... 533 00:31:07,709 --> 00:31:08,730 Holy Mother! 534 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,362 Peppino, what are you doing? 535 00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:15,701 - What happened? - The bicyle caused it. 536 00:31:15,705 --> 00:31:17,225 I'll mend it. 537 00:31:17,229 --> 00:31:18,914 But I have a class! 538 00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:20,202 - Don't worry... - Please. 539 00:31:20,305 --> 00:31:22,277 This is the ladies' restroom. 540 00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:24,938 - His backside is ripped. - Go ahead. 541 00:31:29,242 --> 00:31:31,211 Doing this at a school ... 542 00:31:34,134 --> 00:31:36,998 - We're in the ladies' room, Peppino. - I didn't think she'd come in. 543 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:39,448 - That figures. - How are we going to mend your pants? 544 00:31:39,554 --> 00:31:41,540 - I have to go. - Where? 545 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:44,132 - To my class. - Your pants. Give me your pants. 546 00:31:44,886 --> 00:31:47,859 You should have seen her... tits... ass... 547 00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:51,160 Like someone famous. Miss Italy is a hunchback in comparison. 548 00:31:51,165 --> 00:31:52,868 What, is Miss Italy a hunchback? 549 00:31:52,966 --> 00:31:55,421 - What are you saying? - You never understand anything. 550 00:31:55,422 --> 00:31:57,584 - But ... - Never... anything! 551 00:31:58,189 --> 00:32:00,007 Silence! Everyone take your seats! 552 00:32:00,008 --> 00:32:01,658 Move it! Now! Go! 553 00:32:02,343 --> 00:32:05,185 Finally, show a little respect! Don't act like a bunch of assholes! 554 00:32:05,281 --> 00:32:06,483 Come in. 555 00:32:07,586 --> 00:32:08,658 Thank you, Peppino. 556 00:32:12,627 --> 00:32:15,363 - Lanzafame, roll call. - Do you want me to mend your pants? 557 00:32:18,319 --> 00:32:19,614 Then get down. Go... 558 00:32:22,015 --> 00:32:23,415 - Ascioni. - Present. 559 00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:25,416 - Lobello. - Present. 560 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:27,117 - Mideramni. - Present. 561 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:28,730 Move the chair! 562 00:32:30,247 --> 00:32:32,276 My shoes. My shoes, Peppino! 563 00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:36,685 Careful, Peppino. 564 00:32:43,471 --> 00:32:44,747 Quiet down. 565 00:32:46,118 --> 00:32:48,290 - That's it. - What are you doing, Peppi? 566 00:32:50,128 --> 00:32:51,353 Unbuttoning your pants. 567 00:32:52,043 --> 00:32:53,218 I'll do it. 568 00:32:53,819 --> 00:32:55,019 What did you expect? 569 00:32:55,123 --> 00:32:57,818 The top one. The top one. 570 00:32:58,719 --> 00:32:59,519 Good... 571 00:33:00,963 --> 00:33:02,227 What are they doing? 572 00:33:03,228 --> 00:33:04,228 Good, good... 573 00:33:06,529 --> 00:33:07,529 Good! 574 00:33:08,489 --> 00:33:10,596 Peppi! You're tickling me! 575 00:33:08,438 --> 00:33:10,626 - But no. - Slowly. 576 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,629 Yes, that's it. Like that. 577 00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:13,630 Good, good... 578 00:33:20,268 --> 00:33:21,650 Peppino, my foot. My foot! 579 00:33:19,941 --> 00:33:22,956 - I'm falling. - It's almost finished. 580 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,302 There ... relax... 581 00:33:28,499 --> 00:33:30,531 All done. 582 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:34,659 Be still. 583 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:36,260 Good. 584 00:33:36,859 --> 00:33:38,230 - The chair. - What? 585 00:33:38,312 --> 00:33:40,049 - The chair. - I moved it out of the way. 586 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:41,445 - I need it back. - Ah, yes, yes! 587 00:33:41,849 --> 00:33:42,855 I can't stay like this. 588 00:33:43,859 --> 00:33:45,110 Get up. 589 00:33:47,865 --> 00:33:49,193 - I'm going now. - Okay. 590 00:33:49,687 --> 00:33:51,660 Be seated! Silence! 591 00:33:53,193 --> 00:33:54,424 Show a little respect for your teacher. 592 00:33:54,484 --> 00:33:56,182 - I'll be back. - Yes... make it quick. 593 00:33:59,152 --> 00:34:00,834 What is today's lesson? 594 00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:02,616 Plato's dialogues. 595 00:34:02,721 --> 00:34:04,773 Not bad. Tatuzzo! 596 00:34:05,270 --> 00:34:06,547 Come here. Come here. 597 00:34:06,983 --> 00:34:08,420 Always me! 598 00:34:11,953 --> 00:34:13,539 - Where you going? - You told me to... 599 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,288 Not that far. Stand there. 600 00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:20,546 Can you tell me about the death of Socrates? 601 00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,886 Socrates is dead? When did that happen? 602 00:34:26,423 --> 00:34:27,720 A wise guy, eh? 603 00:34:28,594 --> 00:34:30,458 I'll make a note of that in the register. 604 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,239 - Where is it? - In the drawer. 605 00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:42,767 All stand! 606 00:34:56,656 --> 00:34:58,193 - Cali ... - I'm here. 607 00:34:58,194 --> 00:34:59,985 - What this? - This? 608 00:35:00,688 --> 00:35:02,395 Professor, they're still wet ... 609 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:26,638 - What was that for? - I don't know. 610 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,863 Just don't forget to tell your father. 611 00:35:46,989 --> 00:35:50,758 Before we can get married, Giovanna, we need more money. 612 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:53,704 You must ingratiate yourself with Mr. Mottola. 613 00:35:53,907 --> 00:35:57,587 Because he knows everyone, he can find us a home. 614 00:35:57,790 --> 00:36:00,163 Yes, you've told me that 50 times. 615 00:36:00,663 --> 00:36:02,065 What's the boy like? 616 00:36:02,088 --> 00:36:06,341 He's a real son of a... he's good, quiet, good, good. He's a veritable gem! 617 00:36:06,439 --> 00:36:09,436 Go ahead, Giovanna, you're going to be late. 618 00:36:09,739 --> 00:36:12,243 - Aren't you going to kiss me? - I don't see why not. Now go. 619 00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:19,855 Gently. 620 00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:21,684 It's already a wreck. 621 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:24,334 No, it just takes a gentle touch. 622 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:45,611 Damn, did you see that? 623 00:36:45,612 --> 00:36:47,590 Franco's a lucky dog! 624 00:36:47,992 --> 00:36:50,312 - I'll see you tonight. Ciao. - Ciao. 625 00:36:51,552 --> 00:36:53,357 And we'll go for a refreshing walk! 626 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,649 Her ass! She has one terrific ass. 627 00:37:06,713 --> 00:37:07,957 You think so? 628 00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:09,692 You never understand anything. 629 00:37:42,389 --> 00:37:44,040 Franco, your teacher has arrived. 630 00:37:44,063 --> 00:37:46,661 - Ciao, Franco. - Hello, miss. 631 00:37:47,129 --> 00:37:49,991 Look at all this. You have a lovely room. 632 00:37:50,087 --> 00:37:52,115 Yes, you'll be fine in here. 633 00:37:52,322 --> 00:37:54,532 No one will bother you. 634 00:37:55,238 --> 00:37:57,306 Say hello to the lady, sweetheart. 635 00:37:59,726 --> 00:38:01,215 - For me? - Yes. 636 00:38:01,341 --> 00:38:04,378 Thank you. They could use some water, right? 637 00:38:04,379 --> 00:38:06,379 Yes, water. 638 00:38:07,877 --> 00:38:10,631 Bring some water, sweetheart. 639 00:38:15,814 --> 00:38:17,739 It will work better if you open the door. 640 00:38:19,905 --> 00:38:21,702 You see how sensitive he his? 641 00:38:22,674 --> 00:38:24,986 A little too much for a boy his age. 642 00:38:25,065 --> 00:38:27,733 I would just say he's very sweet. 643 00:38:28,405 --> 00:38:30,759 No, he is hypersensitive. 644 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:35,740 You see, miss, rather than a teacher-student relationship,... 645 00:38:36,152 --> 00:38:37,684 ...I'd like to see you develop... 646 00:38:37,788 --> 00:38:40,520 ...an warm relationship between friends. 647 00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:44,393 What I mean to say, is like between boyfriend and girlfriend. 648 00:38:45,003 --> 00:38:47,711 That has always been my approach to teaching, ma'am.. 649 00:38:47,915 --> 00:38:49,461 Very good. 650 00:38:52,056 --> 00:38:53,841 Then I'll leave you. 651 00:38:57,314 --> 00:38:59,321 If you want tea, there's a small gong. 652 00:38:59,322 --> 00:39:03,259 I recommend a light blow, otherwise it will break. 653 00:39:03,462 --> 00:39:04,752 Thank you, ma'am. 654 00:39:06,185 --> 00:39:08,735 What's the matter with you? Has someone cast a spell on you? 655 00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:11,601 Why don't you offer me a chair? 656 00:39:11,727 --> 00:39:14,091 - Yes, yes. Please. - Thank you. 657 00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:16,217 - Sit down. - Thank you. 658 00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:25,063 - Why don't you sit with me? - Yes, of course. I'll sit. 659 00:39:25,422 --> 00:39:27,734 Good. Then let's start with Greek. 660 00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:30,732 It's the most difficult subject. Where is your text book? 661 00:39:31,273 --> 00:39:34,296 There. On the bottom shelf. 662 00:39:35,592 --> 00:39:37,241 Then go get it. 663 00:39:37,989 --> 00:39:45,509 Yes... uh, no. I pulled a muscle playing sports and can't bend down. 664 00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:48,291 So then I'll get it. 665 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,894 No, it's on the bottom shelf. 666 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,572 Ah, here? 667 00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:58,565 Yes, there. 668 00:39:59,903 --> 00:40:01,974 Latin, geography ... 669 00:40:02,423 --> 00:40:03,835 I can't find it. 670 00:40:04,254 --> 00:40:05,383 Lower. 671 00:40:05,738 --> 00:40:07,509 - Lower? - Yes, lower. 672 00:40:08,752 --> 00:40:09,989 I don't see it. 673 00:40:10,935 --> 00:40:12,407 I can see it. 674 00:40:13,755 --> 00:40:14,849 Lower. 675 00:40:15,968 --> 00:40:17,204 Lower. 676 00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:19,669 Almost there! 677 00:40:25,283 --> 00:40:28,089 - Here's your tea. - Thank you. 678 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:31,502 Milk or lemon? When in doubt, I bring both. 679 00:40:39,286 --> 00:40:41,363 I don't meaning to be nosy... 680 00:40:41,551 --> 00:40:44,150 ...but how did his first lesson go? 681 00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:45,873 It went well. 682 00:40:45,886 --> 00:40:48,771 - What did you think? - He has some catching up to do. 683 00:40:48,868 --> 00:40:51,237 No, I was asking about his character. 684 00:40:51,934 --> 00:40:54,757 He's a bit shy, but this is the first time. 685 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:58,325 No. He's just clumsy with women. 686 00:40:58,537 --> 00:41:01,503 You didn't notice anything unusual? 687 00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:03,455 What should I have noticed, ma'am? 688 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,481 You must understand that Franco is different. 689 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,068 He isn't normal. He's on the brink. 690 00:41:11,245 --> 00:41:13,389 I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't understand. 691 00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,535 His father is a bad influence. 692 00:41:15,636 --> 00:41:19,078 He's a weak, egotistical man, and a libertine. 693 00:41:19,308 --> 00:41:21,581 There's also the hereditary factor. 694 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:22,860 The hereditary factor? 695 00:41:22,966 --> 00:41:26,186 Yes, but not on my side, thankfully! 696 00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:29,358 All my family members are sane, stable people. 697 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,575 But my husband's family can't claim that virtue. 698 00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:32,899 What are you saying? 699 00:41:33,399 --> 00:41:34,994 That they're unstable? 700 00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:36,459 Worse. Worse. 701 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,977 The cousin of my husband, Salvatore Mottola,... 702 00:41:40,281 --> 00:41:45,239 ...also had an egotistical father who used the language of whores. 703 00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:49,389 The poor child had difficulties in school... 704 00:41:49,536 --> 00:41:54,098 ...until one day, without a word to anyone, he ran off to Paris. 705 00:41:54,305 --> 00:41:55,599 The Sorbonne? 706 00:41:56,178 --> 00:41:57,740 The Folies Bergeres. 707 00:41:58,941 --> 00:42:00,141 Doing what? 708 00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:04,458 As a singer, dancer and stripper. He even had breast implants! 709 00:42:04,534 --> 00:42:06,141 He calls himself Ursula. 710 00:42:06,617 --> 00:42:10,345 He has no diploma. His only credential is "homosexual". 711 00:42:20,212 --> 00:42:23,776 My mother says that I'm not really a man. It pisses me off. 712 00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:25,315 What does he mean, not a man? 713 00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:29,800 She says I'm like Salvatore. I'm shy. I'm effeminate. I'm a feeble woman! 714 00:42:29,903 --> 00:42:31,768 - Salvatore dressed in pink. - In pink! 715 00:42:32,665 --> 00:42:33,607 Tatuzzo! 716 00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:35,665 I'm too tired. 717 00:42:49,623 --> 00:42:51,151 He broke the family jewels. 718 00:42:52,299 --> 00:42:53,553 - LaRosa! - What have you done? 719 00:42:53,707 --> 00:42:56,102 You, go get some water. Go. Quickly! 720 00:42:58,999 --> 00:43:00,493 Take a deep breath. 721 00:43:00,568 --> 00:43:02,841 Peppino, come give me a hand. 722 00:43:02,938 --> 00:43:04,460 Take a nice deep breath. 723 00:43:04,468 --> 00:43:05,481 What's going on? 724 00:43:05,489 --> 00:43:08,345 - Peppino... La Rosa. - I have no roses. 725 00:43:08,648 --> 00:43:10,059 - Peppi, look! - Oh, that guy! 726 00:43:10,265 --> 00:43:14,740 Where does it hurt? Stomach? Knee? 727 00:43:14,745 --> 00:43:17,069 Where does it hurt, La Rosa? Where does it hurt? 728 00:43:17,172 --> 00:43:18,687 My bagels... 729 00:43:18,688 --> 00:43:20,682 - What's that? - Below. Below. 730 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:22,855 Peppi... his balls. 731 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,492 - Both? - That's right. 732 00:43:24,598 --> 00:43:27,226 Help me, maybe we can get him down. 733 00:43:27,433 --> 00:43:29,248 - He's heavy. - Slowly. 734 00:43:29,552 --> 00:43:31,472 Peppi, I think someone's calling me to the phone. 735 00:43:31,473 --> 00:43:32,973 - Sure, leave me with this fatso. - You two will be fine. 736 00:43:35,676 --> 00:43:36,974 So that's that. 737 00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:40,246 Mother of God, it's Maciste! And he's scored a goal on me. 738 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,559 Your water! 739 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,016 They already think you're a fag. 740 00:43:54,627 --> 00:43:57,710 Well, here's an idea, why don't you act like a queer with your teacher? 741 00:43:57,817 --> 00:43:59,398 I suppose you think that's funny? 742 00:43:59,379 --> 00:44:02,742 No, it's like my cousin, the hairdresser. He wears lipstick,... 743 00:44:02,746 --> 00:44:05,805 ... bleaches his hair and uses gay mannerisms. 744 00:44:05,983 --> 00:44:07,708 The husbands all think he's gay,... 745 00:44:07,716 --> 00:44:10,592 ...but from morning to evening, he's with their wives ... 746 00:44:11,590 --> 00:44:14,106 - Does he dance for them? - Yeah, if it were Salvatore. 747 00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:15,474 Are you serious? 748 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:19,570 Believe me, Franco. Women have a weakness for gays. 749 00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:22,357 They offer them tenderness and compassion... 750 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:26,675 ...to build their confidence and get them to go straight. 751 00:44:26,774 --> 00:44:29,157 That's when you jump at the chance! 752 00:44:29,702 --> 00:44:31,957 Yes, but how does one impersonate a fag? 753 00:44:32,055 --> 00:44:33,525 I'll show you. 754 00:44:33,621 --> 00:44:36,897 Watch. It's not difficult. Let's rehearse. 755 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:40,783 Make sweeping gestures. Like this, you see? 756 00:44:41,853 --> 00:44:44,455 Undulating movements... 757 00:44:44,543 --> 00:44:46,045 You look like Addolorata. 758 00:44:46,149 --> 00:44:49,999 A limp wrist. Go on, make a nice little smile. 759 00:44:50,201 --> 00:44:54,142 Come on, my lovely. That's it, very good, continue. 760 00:44:54,345 --> 00:44:55,652 Super. 761 00:44:56,089 --> 00:44:58,783 You're a regular babe! A real girl! 762 00:44:59,555 --> 00:45:02,080 - That's perfect. - Soft... graceful... 763 00:45:02,081 --> 00:45:04,281 He's a beautiful girl! 764 00:45:04,294 --> 00:45:06,734 I knew he could... Hush, the Professor! 765 00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:11,693 La Rosa, Tatuzzo... Mottola wouldn't be a bit ... 766 00:45:15,966 --> 00:45:18,286 You learn something every day. 767 00:45:53,007 --> 00:45:56,448 Mr. Franco is expecting you. Good day. 768 00:45:56,961 --> 00:45:57,988 Thank you. 769 00:45:58,695 --> 00:45:59,731 Hello, Franc... 770 00:46:00,301 --> 00:46:01,915 Hello, miss. 771 00:46:04,206 --> 00:46:05,926 - Franco... - Yes? 772 00:46:06,727 --> 00:46:08,427 I'm making a doily. Why do you ask? 773 00:46:10,349 --> 00:46:12,869 No reason. Have you studied your lesson? 774 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:16,589 But of course. Up to the Reformation. Shall I recite? 775 00:46:16,695 --> 00:46:20,413 Yes, later. You've done the summary? 776 00:46:20,499 --> 00:46:21,887 Here it is. 777 00:46:28,193 --> 00:46:29,243 What are you doing? 778 00:46:29,474 --> 00:46:32,155 You've a runner in your hose. 779 00:46:33,388 --> 00:46:34,864 Right there. 780 00:46:35,374 --> 00:46:37,912 That's enough, thank you. It tickles. 781 00:46:38,698 --> 00:46:40,411 - Let's take a look at it. - Yes, yes. 782 00:46:48,156 --> 00:46:50,194 Good. Not bad at all. 783 00:46:51,161 --> 00:46:54,446 Bravo. But you're looking at my legs? 784 00:46:54,459 --> 00:46:57,681 Me? Nothing of the sort. I was looking at your shoes. 785 00:46:57,889 --> 00:47:00,795 They're beautiful. 3 inch heels? 786 00:47:01,601 --> 00:47:02,867 You're familiar with them? 787 00:47:03,152 --> 00:47:06,480 Yes. I spend hours window shopping. 788 00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:09,569 I don't like to walk in men's shoes. 789 00:47:10,399 --> 00:47:13,300 ...27, 28, 29, 30. 790 00:47:17,392 --> 00:47:19,829 Good heavens! He's never crocheted. 791 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:21,927 Now he doesn't need to run away from women. 792 00:47:22,928 --> 00:47:25,628 He's gay, like his uncle. 793 00:47:25,638 --> 00:47:27,227 You mustn't overreact, ma'am. 794 00:47:27,230 --> 00:47:28,737 That's easy for you to say. 795 00:47:28,836 --> 00:47:32,259 It's an Oedipus complex and I'm Jocasta. 796 00:47:32,306 --> 00:47:35,965 Look what this eminent professor says. 797 00:47:36,064 --> 00:47:39,370 Don't believe everything you read. 798 00:47:39,476 --> 00:47:41,625 It might be something natural. 799 00:47:41,831 --> 00:47:44,963 Before birth, every human being is bisexual. 800 00:47:45,369 --> 00:47:47,515 I thought my pregnancy was masculine. 801 00:47:47,663 --> 00:47:52,461 - It means we begin as both boy and girl. - At the same time? 802 00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:55,207 Yes, even if physically everything is already decided. 803 00:47:55,308 --> 00:48:00,131 But until puberty, there are still questions. 804 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,484 Even during adolescence, not everything is clear. 805 00:48:03,486 --> 00:48:07,589 Education and environment play a large role. 806 00:48:07,887 --> 00:48:11,694 Listen, miss. Forgive me, but I'm speaking as his mother. 807 00:48:11,944 --> 00:48:14,368 - Could you ... - Do what, ma'am? 808 00:48:14,571 --> 00:48:16,125 Resolve the situation. 809 00:48:16,283 --> 00:48:21,146 I mean, you're so pretty, you might act a little more seductive. 810 00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:28,499 There'd be no harm in it. And it may reconcile my Franco with females. 811 00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:34,188 Excuse me, but my fiancé is waiting for me. Good evening. 812 00:48:34,613 --> 00:48:35,780 Good evening. 813 00:48:37,110 --> 00:48:39,837 That's interesting. He began as a bisexual. 814 00:48:40,269 --> 00:48:42,128 That is to say, a hermaphrodite. 815 00:48:42,527 --> 00:48:46,414 That makes 1.2 million lire for furniture... in leather. 816 00:48:47,665 --> 00:48:49,283 And then there's the wedding itself. 817 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:54,420 The announcements, the refreshments, the church, the priest ... 818 00:48:54,428 --> 00:48:56,050 This place doesn't inspire you? 819 00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:58,371 I'm trying to do the accounts, Giovanna. 820 00:48:58,874 --> 00:49:01,364 And the honeymoon, 3 million more. 821 00:49:01,365 --> 00:49:02,850 We don't need to take one. 822 00:49:02,957 --> 00:49:06,398 You're like a goddess to me! We have nothing else to worry about. 823 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,283 All I'm worried about is Franco. 824 00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:10,344 Why? Has he failed to show you respect? 825 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:13,159 On the contrary, he is extremely respectful. 826 00:49:13,265 --> 00:49:15,987 But I'm afraid he has sexual problems. 827 00:49:16,095 --> 00:49:19,608 - Is that all? I know he has! - That's not possible. 828 00:49:19,614 --> 00:49:22,275 Everyone knows. He's the laughing stock of the school. 829 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,005 He needs our help. 830 00:49:24,013 --> 00:49:27,509 Are you talking to me? I'm not a missionary. 831 00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:29,775 And you need to restrict your role to teaching. 832 00:49:30,389 --> 00:49:33,412 They pay you well, and nothing else matters. 833 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,400 - We're dining with the Sisters? - At 7 p.m. 834 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,798 - Did you tell them I was coming? - I forgot, no. 835 00:49:38,858 --> 00:49:41,395 So let's get going, Giovanna, otherwise we'll be late. 836 00:49:41,396 --> 00:49:42,750 Will you kiss me? 837 00:49:43,055 --> 00:49:45,020 After dinner, Giovanna. After dinner. 838 00:49:53,904 --> 00:49:55,015 Hello, Franco. 839 00:49:55,387 --> 00:49:56,980 Hello, miss. 840 00:50:00,018 --> 00:50:01,491 No bra... 841 00:50:01,897 --> 00:50:04,592 - Well, Franco, have you done your homework? - Of course. 842 00:50:16,913 --> 00:50:17,902 Good. 843 00:50:18,107 --> 00:50:19,471 This is good. 844 00:50:21,472 --> 00:50:22,672 There's a mistake here. 845 00:50:23,633 --> 00:50:26,428 You used the perfect instead of the pluperfect. 846 00:50:26,853 --> 00:50:28,768 - You see it? - I see, I see. 847 00:50:29,351 --> 00:50:30,500 Who wouldn't? 848 00:50:30,749 --> 00:50:33,277 - Will you make the correction? - Yes. 849 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,608 That's good. I'm very pleased with you. 850 00:50:58,061 --> 00:50:59,316 You deserve a reward. 851 00:51:02,538 --> 00:51:03,787 Get up. 852 00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:09,563 What's this I see? 853 00:51:10,156 --> 00:51:12,677 What have to done? Are you wearing mascara? 854 00:51:13,412 --> 00:51:14,725 We have to remove it. 855 00:51:15,671 --> 00:51:16,833 Thank you. 856 00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,228 Turn your head. 857 00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:21,083 Come on, look at me. 858 00:51:23,134 --> 00:51:24,707 - Am I hurting you? - No. 859 00:51:24,971 --> 00:51:26,443 Then hold still. 860 00:51:27,356 --> 00:51:31,805 That's it. Now you look like a man, rather than a woman. 861 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:38,762 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 862 00:51:39,449 --> 00:51:42,962 I know about your problem. 863 00:51:45,049 --> 00:51:47,562 You shouldn't be ashamed or feel guilty. 864 00:51:47,751 --> 00:51:51,189 No, you can't know. You mustn't know I'm like that! 865 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:53,953 I'll kill myself! I'll kill myself! 866 00:51:53,969 --> 00:51:56,796 Don't say such a thing! Not even as a joke, Franco. 867 00:51:56,797 --> 00:51:58,697 You can turn away from this. Do you understand me?. 868 00:51:58,702 --> 00:52:00,570 No, I'll kill myself. 869 00:52:03,373 --> 00:52:05,462 - What are you doing? - I'll kill myself! 870 00:52:08,184 --> 00:52:11,333 Franco, stop! You're acting hysterical. 871 00:52:12,678 --> 00:52:13,893 Calm yourself. 872 00:52:16,736 --> 00:52:18,051 - Sit down. - What for? 873 00:52:18,262 --> 00:52:19,199 A massage. 874 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,094 - Do I have to undress? - That won't be necessary. 875 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:28,872 - Relax. - I'm relaxed. 876 00:52:28,892 --> 00:52:31,546 - Close your eyes. - My eyes are closed. 877 00:52:32,254 --> 00:52:34,085 You feel like you're floating. 878 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,405 You're feeling lighter. 879 00:52:40,398 --> 00:52:41,974 You're floating up. 880 00:52:45,525 --> 00:52:47,053 You're floating up. 881 00:52:47,111 --> 00:52:48,827 That's it. 882 00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:50,868 Ever higher. 883 00:52:53,158 --> 00:52:54,466 Ever higher. 884 00:52:58,049 --> 00:52:59,503 You're flying now. 885 00:53:01,404 --> 00:53:02,804 Flying... 886 00:53:12,032 --> 00:53:13,270 Tea. 887 00:53:13,318 --> 00:53:17,455 Tea? Your father, your mother and your sister are all great whores! 888 00:53:22,993 --> 00:53:26,425 - She trusts me. I can do it now. - With the maid? 889 00:53:26,593 --> 00:53:28,265 - Stop with the maid! - I like her. 890 00:53:28,570 --> 00:53:30,432 When are you going to do it? 891 00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:33,058 I need to take one step at a time. 892 00:53:33,059 --> 00:53:35,579 Why don't all three of us do it? 893 00:53:35,787 --> 00:53:36,784 No! 894 00:53:37,156 --> 00:53:41,094 Don't even think about the three of you doing it. It's every man for himself. 895 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:43,011 What does he think we're talking about? 896 00:53:45,012 --> 00:53:47,212 That's good. Good. 897 00:53:47,813 --> 00:53:49,313 - Professor. - What? 898 00:53:49,389 --> 00:53:50,870 May I leave? 899 00:53:50,871 --> 00:53:55,769 At the proper time. Only those who have finished may leave. 900 00:53:56,197 --> 00:53:57,529 I've finished. 901 00:53:57,618 --> 00:53:59,590 - How is that possible? - I have. 902 00:54:06,822 --> 00:54:14,593 Subject: Briefly analyze what Petrarch means in this verse,... 903 00:54:15,181 --> 00:54:19,347 "Clear, fresh, sweet waters, Where she who seems to me... 904 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,520 "The only one among earth's daughters..." 905 00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:23,390 Explanation: 906 00:54:24,501 --> 00:54:25,707 A bidet? 907 00:54:27,936 --> 00:54:29,972 - Outside! - I didn't do anything. 908 00:54:29,982 --> 00:54:31,276 Outside. 909 00:54:35,775 --> 00:54:36,803 What are you doing? 910 00:54:36,804 --> 00:54:38,652 - I'm leaving, too. - Why? 911 00:54:38,849 --> 00:54:39,991 - I copied his paper. - Me too. 912 00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:42,585 - Then get out. - That's what we're doing. 913 00:54:42,686 --> 00:54:44,206 And stay out! 914 00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:50,128 Yes, Headmaster. Franco Mottola is unruly and a disruption to the school. 915 00:54:50,194 --> 00:54:51,516 In short, he's a dunce. 916 00:54:53,024 --> 00:54:54,913 You know who his father is? 917 00:54:55,007 --> 00:54:56,592 The father of a dunce. 918 00:54:57,731 --> 00:54:58,880 Cali, Cali... 919 00:55:01,883 --> 00:55:03,777 - Oh, Cali, Cali... - I'm right here. 920 00:55:04,630 --> 00:55:06,797 How long have you been a teacher? 921 00:55:06,953 --> 00:55:08,551 It's been 14 years, Headmaster. 922 00:55:08,651 --> 00:55:11,114 A young man. A young man. 923 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:14,415 - Listen to me, Cali. - Yes. 924 00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:15,703 Do you own a home? 925 00:55:15,711 --> 00:55:17,260 It's been 6 years since I applied for public housing, Headmaster. 926 00:55:17,261 --> 00:55:19,561 Because of the demand for middle-class housing... 927 00:55:19,967 --> 00:55:21,974 - ...I still have nothing. - Nothing? 928 00:55:24,429 --> 00:55:25,826 You'll take care of it? 929 00:55:26,147 --> 00:55:27,353 Hello, Margana? 930 00:55:29,914 --> 00:55:32,164 Ah, my son was examined... 931 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:34,912 ...in Greek. 932 00:55:36,259 --> 00:55:37,854 And how did he do? 933 00:55:38,025 --> 00:55:41,462 I'll let you speak directly to Professor Cali, Your Honor. 934 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,532 He can tell you in his own words. 935 00:55:44,033 --> 00:55:45,323 One moment, please. 936 00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:47,657 You talk to him. Be strong! 937 00:55:48,337 --> 00:55:49,870 Thank you. Hold this. 938 00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:51,676 Hello, Your Honor? Yes, I did... 939 00:55:52,834 --> 00:55:55,742 I examined your son this morning ... in Italian. 940 00:55:55,754 --> 00:55:59,485 - In Greek. - Yes, in Greek. And he did... 941 00:55:59,836 --> 00:56:01,809 ...he did...he did better. 942 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,025 Pardon? His grade? 943 00:56:04,026 --> 00:56:06,181 - Ah... yes, his grade. - 7. 944 00:56:06,182 --> 00:56:09,612 6. No, 7. 7.5, yes. 945 00:56:09,913 --> 00:56:12,307 7.5 is a nice grade, Your Honor. 946 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,158 While I have you, about the possibility of an apartment ... 947 00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,926 Hello? Hello, Your Honor! 948 00:56:18,086 --> 00:56:22,176 As you can see, he's making progress. My regards to your wife. 949 00:56:22,352 --> 00:56:23,837 Thank you, Your Honor. 950 00:56:24,335 --> 00:56:25,541 Thank you. 951 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,830 - Thank you! - Cali... 952 00:56:29,592 --> 00:56:33,562 Why you ask His Honor about the apartment? 953 00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:38,673 I already told you that I would take care of it! 954 00:56:39,077 --> 00:56:41,748 Now go! Go with pride. Your job is to impart learning! 955 00:56:43,253 --> 00:56:46,574 Indirect questions can be simple or compound. 956 00:56:46,593 --> 00:56:50,198 Simple questions are introduced by interrogative pronouns... 957 00:56:50,204 --> 00:56:53,610 ...and interrogative adverbs. 958 00:56:53,732 --> 00:56:57,752 Compound questions are introduced with the prefixes ... 959 00:57:08,890 --> 00:57:13,170 How clumsy! The pen will leave an ink stain. 960 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:16,696 - It doesn't matter. - I'm sorry. It's stained right through the fabric. 961 00:57:16,772 --> 00:57:22,918 Leave it, it isn't serious. 962 00:57:23,016 --> 00:57:25,536 It's not important. Leave it alone. 963 00:57:25,791 --> 00:57:30,114 Go to the bathroom, there's some stain remover by the sink. 964 00:57:30,522 --> 00:57:31,777 Thank you. 965 00:58:37,733 --> 00:58:39,149 Here's your tea. 966 00:58:39,468 --> 00:58:41,741 I need something to cool the tail between my legs. 967 00:58:44,795 --> 00:58:46,694 Son of God! 968 00:58:50,799 --> 00:58:54,241 And now, you'll taste the wine made from grapes... 969 00:58:54,388 --> 00:58:55,821 ...grown on my vineyard. 970 00:58:56,222 --> 00:58:57,724 It's good. Have a little ... 971 00:58:57,727 --> 00:59:00,679 No thank you, I can't stand. 972 00:59:00,976 --> 00:59:03,413 This that is being served now is among our best. 973 00:59:03,617 --> 00:59:05,428 To my friends, a toast with this wine ... 974 00:59:06,108 --> 00:59:07,381 How does it go? 975 00:59:07,382 --> 00:59:10,226 I'd like to toast my friends... No, no gestures. 976 00:59:10,912 --> 00:59:13,772 I'd like to toast my friends with this wine,... 977 00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:17,977 ...golden fruit of the grape that has matured in the hot sun... 978 00:59:17,985 --> 00:59:21,975 ...of Trinacria, as old as the world. 979 00:59:22,203 --> 00:59:24,445 A toast to Ulysses... 980 00:59:24,457 --> 00:59:27,784 ...who is intoxicated with the wine. A toast ... 981 00:59:27,884 --> 00:59:31,199 ...to Ulysses, and to his Penelope and her fruit. 982 00:59:32,499 --> 00:59:34,744 Amalia, what did you mean by "fruit"? 983 00:59:34,914 --> 00:59:36,713 - I just felt like saying "fruit". - I'll drink to that... 984 00:59:41,691 --> 00:59:45,242 - Drink to the toast? - Thanks, Franco, I've had too much. 985 00:59:46,609 --> 00:59:49,841 I bet you did that on purpose. 986 00:59:50,237 --> 00:59:54,218 No. You mustn't think that. I'll bring you some strong coffee. 987 00:59:54,646 --> 00:59:55,686 Thank you, Franco. 988 00:59:55,789 --> 00:59:58,941 Now I'd like to show you the property. 989 00:59:58,131 --> 01:00:00,163 A tour with the owner, after this feast... 990 01:00:00,369 --> 01:00:03,149 I ate too much. 991 01:00:03,352 --> 01:00:05,307 I'd like that very much. 992 01:00:06,512 --> 01:00:09,598 But Giovanna must stay and give a lesson to Franco. 993 01:00:09,599 --> 01:00:11,491 Yes, she has a lesson for Franco. 994 01:00:11,506 --> 01:00:13,111 I'll tell you all about it later. 995 01:00:13,214 --> 01:00:17,920 You can go take a nap before giving your lesson, Miss Giovanna. 996 01:00:18,024 --> 01:00:20,391 Let's go. The walk will help us digest our meal. 997 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:21,946 Away we go! 998 01:00:23,447 --> 01:00:24,410 By your leave... 999 01:00:25,911 --> 01:00:28,011 - What do you want to do? - What do you recommend? 1000 01:00:28,069 --> 01:00:35,277 I always say, after a meal like this, an easy stroll is never a bad idea. Eh? 1001 01:00:37,479 --> 01:00:39,260 Let's go. 1002 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:43,074 This will put her to sleep... 1003 01:00:47,312 --> 01:00:48,553 I'll use it all. 1004 01:00:50,802 --> 01:00:54,640 I'll show you the olive groves that my father left me. 1005 01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:56,391 All this land is mine. 1006 01:00:56,997 --> 01:01:01,785 Me, I'd settle for a 3-room apartment with a terrace and trees. 1007 01:01:01,802 --> 01:01:03,763 My husband can take care of that. 1008 01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:08,306 Yes, I'd appreciate it if you could slip him a word in my favor. 1009 01:01:08,505 --> 01:01:10,960 After he's had his rest he'll speak to Amalia. 1010 01:01:11,359 --> 01:01:14,953 I can't do much after eating, because it all weighs on my stomach. 1011 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:16,130 I can't, either. 1012 01:01:16,137 --> 01:01:18,586 - Who's idea was this? - The women. 1013 01:01:18,593 --> 01:01:20,355 What sluts! 1014 01:01:20,531 --> 01:01:22,139 - How's that? - I think you understand. 1015 01:01:44,937 --> 01:01:47,604 How they ate! They couldn't stop. 1016 01:01:52,707 --> 01:01:56,353 You've broken 14 so far. What the fuck's wrong with you? 1017 01:01:56,362 --> 01:01:57,530 It just slipped from my hands. 1018 01:02:27,928 --> 01:02:30,401 I'll just undo these buttons. 1019 01:03:16,275 --> 01:03:17,394 Who is it? 1020 01:03:17,395 --> 01:03:18,710 Franco. 1021 01:03:19,011 --> 01:03:21,111 - Franco... - Yes. 1022 01:03:28,412 --> 01:03:29,112 Franco! 1023 01:03:39,911 --> 01:03:41,060 Let go of me! 1024 01:03:42,561 --> 01:03:44,561 Let go of me! You must be crazy! 1025 01:03:44,575 --> 01:03:46,736 Yes, I'm crazy about you. 1026 01:03:56,343 --> 01:03:57,563 The key or I'll shoot. 1027 01:03:57,936 --> 01:03:59,163 It isn't loaded. 1028 01:03:59,385 --> 01:04:00,912 Give me the key or I'll shoot. 1029 01:04:01,816 --> 01:04:03,045 The key. 1030 01:04:04,553 --> 01:04:05,868 Give me the key! 1031 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,579 It isn't loaded. 1032 01:04:16,033 --> 01:04:18,570 Didn't you hear her calling? 1033 01:04:18,571 --> 01:04:20,736 Yes, I'll go there right away. 1034 01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,848 Miss, did you call? Is there anything I can do? 1035 01:04:28,591 --> 01:04:31,680 - Bring me some strong coffee. - Yes, I'll get it right away! 1036 01:04:49,006 --> 01:04:50,826 He told me the car was a gem! 1037 01:04:52,398 --> 01:04:55,329 The fucking bastard who sold it to me! 1038 01:04:56,178 --> 01:04:58,114 It's a fucking scrap-heap! 1039 01:04:57,718 --> 01:04:59,351 A piece of shit! 1040 01:04:59,641 --> 01:05:01,391 Did you buy any gasoline? 1041 01:05:01,408 --> 01:05:02,826 Of course I did. Two liters. 1042 01:05:03,029 --> 01:05:04,891 - When? - I don't know. 1043 01:05:09,596 --> 01:05:12,238 And you want to stop giving the kid lessons? 1044 01:05:12,577 --> 01:05:13,743 I've had enough. 1045 01:05:13,825 --> 01:05:16,563 How can we give up 7.000 lire per hour? 1046 01:05:16,617 --> 01:05:20,030 Especially since Mrs. Mottola assured me we would get an apartment. 1047 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,641 It's the mother lode, Giovanna. 1048 01:05:22,642 --> 01:05:25,193 I'm tired. Tired. 1049 01:05:25,135 --> 01:05:26,723 Tired! Can't you understand? 1050 01:05:26,921 --> 01:05:30,863 You need to make one last little effort. Get out and push the car. 1051 01:05:30,941 --> 01:05:32,226 The exercise will do you good. 1052 01:05:32,906 --> 01:05:35,035 First make sure you take a deep breath. 1053 01:05:36,905 --> 01:05:38,459 And be careful of the paint, okay? 1054 01:05:53,392 --> 01:05:54,511 Hello. 1055 01:05:54,927 --> 01:05:58,165 I'll ring for tea, unless you prefer champagne? 1056 01:05:58,441 --> 01:06:00,368 No, thank you. I'd like to see your homework. 1057 01:06:13,274 --> 01:06:15,219 And according to you, this is the corrected version? 1058 01:06:17,396 --> 01:06:18,629 All the verbs are wrong. 1059 01:06:19,153 --> 01:06:21,251 To see Thucydides treated this way ... 1060 01:06:29,789 --> 01:06:31,021 Why are you doing that? 1061 01:06:31,302 --> 01:06:32,748 What is Thucydides worth? 1062 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,252 What do you mean? 1063 01:06:36,054 --> 01:06:39,460 I asked what Thucydides is worth to you. 1064 01:06:39,757 --> 01:06:41,415 A new nightgown? 1065 01:06:41,868 --> 01:06:44,342 Or a washing machine? 1066 01:06:44,571 --> 01:06:48,334 Either you play the game, or I don't study any more. 1067 01:06:48,919 --> 01:06:52,434 Have you no shame? You really are disgusting. 1068 01:06:53,737 --> 01:06:55,553 Lift your skirt. 1069 01:06:55,949 --> 01:06:59,543 Don't worry, I understand. Your fiancé will never know. 1070 01:06:59,669 --> 01:07:02,119 Anyway, he doesn't seem care. 1071 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,610 You aren't even fit to say his name. 1072 01:07:05,853 --> 01:07:07,442 Ignorance is bliss. 1073 01:07:08,044 --> 01:07:11,641 As long as my father gives him an apartment, he'll close his eyes. 1074 01:07:13,164 --> 01:07:14,371 What did you hit me? 1075 01:07:14,672 --> 01:07:15,672 You hit me! 1076 01:07:16,250 --> 01:07:17,566 I'll call my mother. 1077 01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:19,523 Call whomever you want. 1078 01:07:19,997 --> 01:07:21,869 - Bastard! - Mama! 1079 01:07:22,078 --> 01:07:24,006 - Bastard! - Mama! 1080 01:07:31,309 --> 01:07:33,682 A nice fresh egg for you. 1081 01:07:35,253 --> 01:07:37,197 My God, all this smoke ... 1082 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:40,097 What stale air. I'll open the window. 1083 01:07:41,199 --> 01:07:42,467 Ah, the air. 1084 01:07:43,232 --> 01:07:45,617 When the sun enters, the doctor does not. 1085 01:07:46,934 --> 01:07:50,523 Why don't you get up? Then we'll take a little trip. 1086 01:07:50,764 --> 01:07:53,071 We'll visit some art galleries and museums. 1087 01:07:53,872 --> 01:07:57,182 Giovanna called to say she wasn't coming. 1088 01:07:58,356 --> 01:08:01,258 Don't you want to go out with your friends, Franco? 1089 01:08:01,359 --> 01:08:02,359 No! 1090 01:08:02,574 --> 01:08:06,629 There are a lot of pretty young girls from good families. 1091 01:08:06,836 --> 01:08:08,978 It would please your mother. 1092 01:08:09,276 --> 01:08:10,784 Why don't you date anyone? 1093 01:08:10,871 --> 01:08:14,621 Because they're all bitches, and I don't want anything to do with them. 1094 01:08:14,634 --> 01:08:16,664 I hate all the women on earth! 1095 01:08:17,371 --> 01:08:18,456 All? 1096 01:08:18,566 --> 01:08:22,526 Yes, all, even you. Now leave me alone. 1097 01:08:23,218 --> 01:08:25,726 I won't bother you anymore. Eat your egg. 1098 01:08:26,651 --> 01:08:30,219 Don't forget to call the Ministry. 1099 01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:31,794 Noted. 1100 01:08:32,493 --> 01:08:34,187 I didn't see you add any sugar. 1101 01:08:35,163 --> 01:08:37,171 - Why not? - It's locked up. 1102 01:08:37,190 --> 01:08:38,653 It's locked up? 1103 01:08:38,753 --> 01:08:40,369 Yes, sir. Those are my orders. 1104 01:08:40,670 --> 01:08:44,245 I see, the sugar must remain under lock and key, otherwise it might leave. 1105 01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:48,723 The sugar goes to the office. The sugar goes to the cinema. Now get the key. 1106 01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:50,177 Your wife will get angry with me. 1107 01:08:50,181 --> 01:08:51,709 I don't want that. You need to go... 1108 01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:54,207 Never mind, I'll drink it like this. 1109 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:56,359 Well, you got what you wanted. Your son drove me from his room. 1110 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,044 - That's my fault? - He takes after you. 1111 01:08:58,045 --> 01:09:00,445 - He takes after me? - Yes, you're his father! 1112 01:09:00,506 --> 01:09:02,101 I never kicked you out. 1113 01:09:02,102 --> 01:09:05,964 No, but we never talk, and he's picked up on that. 1114 01:09:05,978 --> 01:09:09,797 I beg you, Amalia, I have a lot to do, people waiting for me. 1115 01:09:09,808 --> 01:09:13,292 Your son is in a mental state, Fefe. Morally and physically ... 1116 01:09:13,293 --> 01:09:14,565 Fefe! 1117 01:09:15,965 --> 01:09:18,470 - I'm listening. - Your son has gone wrong. 1118 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:19,983 How has he gone wrong? 1119 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:23,041 He hates all women. He's gay. 1120 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,281 Fuck! 1121 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:27,228 Take a deep breath. 1122 01:09:29,102 --> 01:09:30,138 Again. 1123 01:09:32,455 --> 01:09:33,449 Again. 1124 01:09:35,513 --> 01:09:36,562 Again. 1125 01:09:40,136 --> 01:09:43,472 Perfect, your lungs are functioning well. 1126 01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:46,781 Nurse, please check his reflexes. 1127 01:09:50,056 --> 01:09:51,424 Turn this way. 1128 01:09:53,327 --> 01:09:54,732 Cross your legs. 1129 01:10:02,325 --> 01:10:05,019 Ah, his dick works well, too. 1130 01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:09,182 - So? - Your Honor... 1131 01:10:10,494 --> 01:10:12,267 Your son is quite normal. 1132 01:10:12,328 --> 01:10:13,670 Quite normal? 1133 01:10:14,269 --> 01:10:15,321 Did you doubt it? 1134 01:10:15,322 --> 01:10:20,211 No, but my wife has put strange ideas in my mind. 1135 01:10:20,212 --> 01:10:22,027 I don't know why. 1136 01:10:22,032 --> 01:10:23,996 I am always on the move... 1137 01:10:24,195 --> 01:10:29,664 ...and I've never had the opportunity to be close to my son. 1138 01:10:29,665 --> 01:10:33,059 A father should always be close to his son. 1139 01:10:33,112 --> 01:10:37,549 Must accompany and follow him in his adventures. 1140 01:10:37,859 --> 01:10:39,533 And teach him about life. 1141 01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:43,236 Your Honor, take him to a whorehouse. 1142 01:10:43,612 --> 01:10:45,423 Otherwise, he'll explode. 1143 01:10:51,374 --> 01:10:53,363 Hello, ladies. Please. 1144 01:10:54,351 --> 01:10:58,396 We're in a restaurant that is quite notorious. 1145 01:10:58,935 --> 01:11:01,589 You see these two chicks? 1146 01:11:01,693 --> 01:11:03,203 Chickens? What chickens? 1147 01:11:03,380 --> 01:11:05,596 The two girls there. Take a look. 1148 01:11:06,376 --> 01:11:08,466 Look at them... 1149 01:11:08,534 --> 01:11:10,549 ...those two lovely flowers. 1150 01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:14,171 Hello ... like father, like son? 1151 01:11:14,172 --> 01:11:15,425 Do you like them? 1152 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:16,555 Nice figures. 1153 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:20,686 At school, you're spoiled... 1154 01:11:21,196 --> 01:11:24,461 ...by all those girls, young and fresh. 1155 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:27,398 When I was your age I was in school,... 1156 01:11:27,597 --> 01:11:30,278 ...I went after all of them. 1157 01:11:30,981 --> 01:11:34,513 Some petting here, a little kiss there ... 1158 01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:39,678 ... but today, you're lucky because the girls are more liberated. 1159 01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,763 Liberated? What are you saying, papa? 1160 01:11:42,034 --> 01:11:46,383 Liberated teasers. The assholes all play at being feminists. 1161 01:11:46,524 --> 01:11:49,514 Would you call those two feminists? 1162 01:11:49,690 --> 01:11:51,548 Me, I'd call them whores. 1163 01:11:52,052 --> 01:11:53,116 Hello. 1164 01:11:53,430 --> 01:11:57,857 They're what gave me an idea for you, Franco. 1165 01:11:58,121 --> 01:11:59,876 An idea for me? 1166 01:12:00,976 --> 01:12:02,573 What is it? 1167 01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:03,722 Let me see... 1168 01:12:03,732 --> 01:12:08,493 Above all, don't tell your mother, otherwise I'm in big trouble. 1169 01:12:08,593 --> 01:12:10,238 Here's the trick ... 1170 01:12:11,444 --> 01:12:13,129 A little advertisement. 1171 01:12:14,870 --> 01:12:16,065 Hello. 1172 01:12:16,108 --> 01:12:18,144 I came about the ad. 1173 01:12:18,321 --> 01:12:19,840 Please come in. 1174 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,275 Close it. 1175 01:12:27,705 --> 01:12:29,521 Here's your room. 1176 01:12:29,545 --> 01:12:30,619 This is it? 1177 01:12:30,894 --> 01:12:35,128 There's a private room back here? 1178 01:12:35,826 --> 01:12:38,636 Then I'll just wait back there... 1179 01:12:41,776 --> 01:12:43,291 I leave you now. 1180 01:12:50,547 --> 01:12:52,298 The Honorable Mottola... 1181 01:12:52,445 --> 01:12:55,721 ...seen in a brothel with his son. 1182 01:12:56,426 --> 01:13:00,862 If it became public knowledge, it would make for one of those scandals ... 1183 01:13:02,167 --> 01:13:05,299 Excuse me, if you could wait outside, I need this couch. 1184 01:13:07,309 --> 01:13:08,999 In that case, I'll leave. 1185 01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:25,829 What a mess! 1186 01:13:32,427 --> 01:13:34,825 Make it fast, I have to catch a train. 1187 01:13:47,511 --> 01:13:49,555 You need to use the bathroom? 1188 01:13:53,447 --> 01:13:56,089 - You haven't made your selection yet? - I was just looking for my... 1189 01:13:56,100 --> 01:14:00,647 Your son wasn't interested. He's waiting for you downstairs. 1190 01:14:00,749 --> 01:14:03,802 - Okay, thank you. - Sir? 30.000 lire. 1191 01:14:03,845 --> 01:14:06,487 - Even if nothing happened? - Yes. 1192 01:14:09,187 --> 01:14:11,249 You left without saying anything. 1193 01:14:11,626 --> 01:14:13,380 They disgust me. 1194 01:14:13,402 --> 01:14:16,005 You could have said so earlier. 1195 01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,911 It cost me 30.000 lire. 1196 01:14:18,014 --> 01:14:20,543 You didn't give me time to tell you. 1197 01:14:20,641 --> 01:14:23,230 You left me stranded in there. I felt like an idiot. 1198 01:14:23,236 --> 01:14:25,981 I thought you wanted a woman. 1199 01:14:25,988 --> 01:14:30,201 Me? The only reason I went there was for you. 1200 01:14:30,297 --> 01:14:34,751 For me? Whores are good for your generation. 1201 01:14:35,855 --> 01:14:38,909 Me, I want a conquest. Otherwise, what's the point? 1202 01:14:39,527 --> 01:14:42,620 That changes everything. 1203 01:14:42,942 --> 01:14:45,431 If I understand correctly,... 1204 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,606 ...there is one in particular that you like. 1205 01:14:47,788 --> 01:14:49,299 Obviously. 1206 01:14:49,411 --> 01:14:53,239 When you see her, you say to yourself: "That one's for me, I'll give her a..." 1207 01:14:54,443 --> 01:14:55,528 Yes, exactly. 1208 01:14:55,529 --> 01:14:58,514 - But she doesn't want me. - She doesn't want ... 1209 01:14:59,431 --> 01:15:01,108 No, she doesn't want me. 1210 01:15:01,286 --> 01:15:02,664 Who is she? 1211 01:15:02,703 --> 01:15:06,361 - The teacher. - You want the teacher ... 1212 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:12,021 Pass and stop doing that shit! 1213 01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:16,418 It's impossible. It's impossible with your teacher. 1214 01:15:16,692 --> 01:15:19,997 Listen, Papa. Either Giovanna wants me,... 1215 01:15:20,175 --> 01:15:21,221 ...or I'll kill myself. 1216 01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:24,648 No! No, Your Honor! You can't ask me to do such a thing. 1217 01:15:25,090 --> 01:15:28,570 If you want to become an inspector, you have to do it. 1218 01:15:28,701 --> 01:15:32,426 But you're blackmailing me, Your Honor. 1219 01:15:32,599 --> 01:15:36,562 Yes, I have a problem. My son must regain his peace of mind. 1220 01:15:36,664 --> 01:15:38,372 What does this have to do with me? 1221 01:15:38,469 --> 01:15:42,275 You recommended this girl, it's up to you to solve the problem. 1222 01:15:42,379 --> 01:15:46,598 But I hardly know her. Do I have to talk to her fiancé? 1223 01:15:46,601 --> 01:15:48,587 - Yes, sir. - That's idiotic! 1224 01:15:49,084 --> 01:15:51,938 I'm sorry, Your Honor. I don't know what I was thinking. You're not an idiot. 1225 01:15:52,043 --> 01:15:53,946 But I can't see myself saying to her fiancé: 1226 01:15:54,045 --> 01:15:58,464 "One of my students has fallen in love with your fiancée, and he wants to ..." 1227 01:15:58,568 --> 01:16:00,401 And what harm is there in that? 1228 01:16:00,505 --> 01:16:04,025 Excuse me for asking, but why don't you go talk to her yourself? 1229 01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:07,074 You knock on her door, introduce yourself, and talk to her. 1230 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:08,955 I am his father. 1231 01:16:09,139 --> 01:16:12,116 More can be accomplished by a father than a headmaster. 1232 01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:14,323 Sometimes. 1233 01:16:15,413 --> 01:16:17,584 No, you are very beautiful. 1234 01:16:17,801 --> 01:16:22,361 You have a perfect figure, and a classic Grecian face. 1235 01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,946 But that perfect figure ... 1236 01:16:25,043 --> 01:16:27,265 - God be praised. - May He be praised. 1237 01:16:28,873 --> 01:16:33,006 ...doesn't stimulate... platonic feelings. 1238 01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:36,122 Forgive me, but... 1239 01:16:36,335 --> 01:16:40,358 ...that perfect figure can also awaken... 1240 01:16:40,466 --> 01:16:43,952 ... the baser instincts. 1241 01:16:43,969 --> 01:16:45,243 I know. 1242 01:16:45,343 --> 01:16:49,859 Really? That makes my job a little easier. 1243 01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:53,137 You see, I'm a straightforward man, Giovanna. 1244 01:16:54,136 --> 01:16:56,643 When I decide, I decide. 1245 01:16:56,915 --> 01:17:00,437 And for you, I would make any sacrifice. 1246 01:17:00,702 --> 01:17:02,509 You came here to proposition me? 1247 01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:07,976 You misunderstand, Giovanna, I wasn't talking about me. 1248 01:17:08,079 --> 01:17:11,477 I came to plead my son's case. 1249 01:17:11,487 --> 01:17:12,706 For Franco? 1250 01:17:12,732 --> 01:17:15,903 Yes. My son has fallen in love with you. 1251 01:17:16,110 --> 01:17:19,056 I don't care. I won't give him any more lessons. 1252 01:17:19,286 --> 01:17:21,809 For heaven's sake, don't take offense, Miss Giovanna! 1253 01:17:21,995 --> 01:17:25,020 You're a modern woman. Franco just wants ... 1254 01:17:25,118 --> 01:17:26,386 ...to marry me? 1255 01:17:26,441 --> 01:17:29,279 No, not yet. He's still too young. 1256 01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:33,178 Now and then he only wants to do things... 1257 01:17:33,546 --> 01:17:34,908 What kind of things? 1258 01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:38,479 Things. 1259 01:17:38,698 --> 01:17:42,934 You're a pig! You dare proposition me here? 1260 01:17:43,311 --> 01:17:47,818 What would it cost you? He's young, his needs must be satisfied. 1261 01:17:47,904 --> 01:17:49,781 Why should I be the one to satisfy him? 1262 01:17:50,980 --> 01:17:52,443 Because you're so sweet! 1263 01:17:53,024 --> 01:17:55,876 Sir, I'm going to look for crabs on the rocks. 1264 01:17:56,123 --> 01:17:57,604 Go. Go. 1265 01:17:57,907 --> 01:18:00,479 What a pleasure to be in the great outdoors! 1266 01:18:00,481 --> 01:18:02,504 It is good for the lungs. 1267 01:18:02,608 --> 01:18:07,450 It breaks my heart to think that we left Franco home alone. 1268 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:11,590 It's amazing, Amalia, that you never understand. 1269 01:18:11,601 --> 01:18:15,054 Franco needs to be alone with his teacher,... 1270 01:18:15,061 --> 01:18:18,110 ...and shouldn't be distracted. 1271 01:18:18,316 --> 01:18:21,852 I thought she didn't want to give him any more lessons. 1272 01:18:22,257 --> 01:18:25,664 I had a hard time changing her mind. 1273 01:18:25,765 --> 01:18:28,280 It makes me feel good to be out here by ourselves. 1274 01:18:28,281 --> 01:18:29,281 Why's that? 1275 01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:31,527 It's so beautiful. The rocks, the sun and you. 1276 01:18:31,538 --> 01:18:35,611 - What's beautiful about me? - Just having a man like you with me... 1277 01:18:35,779 --> 01:18:38,445 - Amalia, are you feeling okay? - Why? 1278 01:18:38,552 --> 01:18:40,375 Or maybe I misunderstood... 1279 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:45,669 No, don't pretend you don't understand. You're free here, with nothing to do. 1280 01:18:45,712 --> 01:18:48,410 What are you doing, Amalia? 1281 01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:50,800 Not on a full stomach... 1282 01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:52,784 Madam, I couldn't find any crabs. 1283 01:18:54,082 --> 01:18:55,948 Son of God! 1284 01:19:01,405 --> 01:19:02,697 Franco? 1285 01:19:09,398 --> 01:19:10,598 Franco? 1286 01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:29,399 Franco! 1287 01:19:29,559 --> 01:19:31,016 What have you done? 1288 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:34,320 Dear God! 1289 01:19:36,811 --> 01:19:38,649 I hope it's not too late. 1290 01:19:41,206 --> 01:19:46,469 Franco, my poor baby. It's all my fault. 1291 01:19:57,605 --> 01:19:59,230 I have to get you out. 1292 01:20:11,856 --> 01:20:13,529 Tomato juice ... 1293 01:20:18,158 --> 01:20:19,499 Bastard. 1294 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,895 You really are a bastard. 1295 01:20:25,399 --> 01:20:26,888 Bastard! 1296 01:21:14,399 --> 01:21:17,226 They're studying, we should leave them alone. 1297 01:21:17,327 --> 01:21:18,924 You arrived too early. 1298 01:21:19,026 --> 01:21:20,088 Yes, you're right, Your Honor. 1299 01:21:20,093 --> 01:21:25,559 I have to tell Giovanna I can't wait. 1300 01:21:25,606 --> 01:21:28,684 If they're not done in time, she'll take a taxi. 1301 01:21:28,692 --> 01:21:31,950 She can walk, Your Honor. It will do her good. 1302 01:21:31,954 --> 01:21:33,535 At my expense, of course. 1303 01:21:33,548 --> 01:21:36,700 Walking is good for her, but it may be better to take a taxi. 1304 01:21:36,801 --> 01:21:38,001 Good evening, Your Honor. 1305 01:21:41,705 --> 01:21:42,681 Let's see... 1306 01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:47,571 I suggest we resume. 1307 01:21:47,585 --> 01:21:49,480 - Again? - Yes. 1308 01:21:49,781 --> 01:21:52,857 Pay attention to pronunciation. Repeat after me ... 1309 01:22:27,362 --> 01:22:30,543 - Your Honor... - Not so loud! 1310 01:22:30,827 --> 01:22:32,478 Since there are only a few more days,... 1311 01:22:32,585 --> 01:22:35,526 ...they should study for a half-hour... 1312 01:22:35,630 --> 01:22:37,411 ...or even an hour every evening. 1313 01:22:37,614 --> 01:22:39,777 Would Miss Giovanna be willing to ... 1314 01:22:39,781 --> 01:22:43,635 No problem. If I asked her, she'd be willing to stay all night. 1315 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:51,103 Only his Greek exam is left. He's lucky to have had her. 1316 01:22:51,256 --> 01:22:54,050 I told you she was a good teacher. 1317 01:22:54,151 --> 01:22:57,731 She's exceptional. But now that she's married,... 1318 01:22:57,831 --> 01:22:59,825 ...my little Franco will have to make it on his own. 1319 01:23:00,925 --> 01:23:04,147 Don't worry. Somehow, today's youth manage to... 1320 01:23:05,048 --> 01:23:06,850 ...manage to... manage to get by. 1321 01:23:10,031 --> 01:23:12,550 - I flunked. - It was a foregone conclusion. 1322 01:23:13,787 --> 01:23:16,523 - Why hasn't Franco shown up? - So much the better, he hates goodbyes. 1323 01:23:16,567 --> 01:23:17,896 Why, is he leaving? 1324 01:23:17,897 --> 01:23:20,410 If he passes Greek in October,... 1325 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,578 ...he'll feel abandoned without us. Do you understand? 1326 01:23:23,985 --> 01:23:26,043 - Why's that? - Oh, go fuck yourself. 1327 01:23:26,561 --> 01:23:28,293 Again, thank you for everything. 1328 01:23:28,304 --> 01:23:30,776 You're welcome. My respects to the your husband. 1329 01:23:31,384 --> 01:23:32,607 At your service. 1330 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,547 Cali, I'm curious. 1331 01:23:36,441 --> 01:23:40,938 You could have been more generous with Mottola. 1332 01:23:41,039 --> 01:23:42,400 A 4 in Greek... 1333 01:23:42,504 --> 01:23:46,841 He deserved a 4, so I gave him a 4. That's the rules, right? 1334 01:23:46,906 --> 01:23:47,974 The rules? 1335 01:23:48,693 --> 01:23:49,963 Tell me,... 1336 01:23:49,964 --> 01:23:54,852 ...is your application file for professorship in accordance with the rules? 1337 01:23:55,159 --> 01:23:56,362 Yes, sir. 1338 01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:59,567 "Yes, sir." There's the reference number sheet? 1339 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:00,599 Yes, sir. 1340 01:24:00,609 --> 01:24:03,035 - Criminal background check? - Yes, sir. 1341 01:24:03,041 --> 01:24:06,461 Civil status, birth certificate, baptism and communion certificates? 1342 01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:08,155 Everything, yes. 1343 01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:10,280 Everything is there. 1344 01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:13,678 - Your last blood test? - No. 1345 01:24:13,774 --> 01:24:16,340 You see? You're not following the rules. 1346 01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:19,964 You were born to be a substitute. 1347 01:24:20,037 --> 01:24:22,139 A substitute you'll remain... 1348 01:24:22,743 --> 01:24:23,929 ...for life. 1349 01:24:24,752 --> 01:24:25,767 Leave. 1350 01:24:26,454 --> 01:24:27,491 Good day. 1351 01:24:27,703 --> 01:24:30,940 Professor, you forgot your umbrella. 1352 01:24:31,641 --> 01:24:33,669 Stop with the Greek. 1353 01:24:33,789 --> 01:24:37,364 We'll write a song and become millionaires. 1354 01:24:37,469 --> 01:24:39,242 I have the music in my head. 1355 01:24:42,152 --> 01:24:44,150 We'll become millionaires. 1356 01:24:47,332 --> 01:24:49,344 Yes, you're right. 1357 01:24:50,775 --> 01:24:52,369 Ciao, Peppino. 1358 01:25:01,494 --> 01:25:03,922 Good day, Your Honor. Welcome home. 1359 01:25:10,433 --> 01:25:13,856 I had the guest room prepared for you. 1360 01:25:13,988 --> 01:25:17,504 It's beautiful, Lady Amalia. It is a true paradise. 1361 01:25:17,804 --> 01:25:19,611 - Where is my son? - Studying. 1362 01:25:19,691 --> 01:25:20,953 Studying what? 1363 01:25:21,057 --> 01:25:24,773 We'll call him. He'll be here soon. 1364 01:25:24,974 --> 01:25:27,647 Excuse me, Giovanna. Why don't you go find him? 1365 01:25:27,783 --> 01:25:31,829 A teacher must guide her pupil, in the fullest sense of the word. 1366 01:25:31,931 --> 01:25:33,006 That's so true. 1367 01:25:33,007 --> 01:25:34,148 Okay. 1368 01:25:35,349 --> 01:25:38,486 - She's a wonderful woman. - And an exceptional teacher. 1369 01:25:38,704 --> 01:25:42,640 When she finds him, I hope she's able to go back and start from the beginning. 1370 01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:45,152 Hopefully, our Franco will succeed. 1371 01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:48,216 He'll succeed. There's no doubt, he'll succeed. 1372 01:25:50,223 --> 01:25:51,491 Franco! 1373 01:25:53,092 --> 01:25:54,292 Franco! 1374 01:25:54,613 --> 01:25:55,863 Giovanna! 1375 01:25:59,964 --> 01:26:01,164 Franco! 1376 01:26:11,565 --> 01:26:12,765 Giovanna! 1377 01:26:21,310 --> 01:26:22,759 You failed in Greek. 1378 01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:24,923 And you were fully prepared. 1379 01:26:25,598 --> 01:26:27,071 You did it on purpose. 1380 01:26:27,572 --> 01:26:28,572 Yes. 1381 01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:31,316 Why? Why did you do it? 1382 01:26:32,977 --> 01:26:34,600 Because I love you. 1383 01:26:41,403 --> 01:26:42,697 My darling. 1384 01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:08,959 Hey, guys... 1385 01:27:09,123 --> 01:27:13,238 Where are you? Studying? Don't forget about the physical part of your education. 1386 01:27:16,467 --> 01:27:19,592 Spend some time doing squat-thrusts. 1387 01:27:19,696 --> 01:27:23,211 One, two. One, two. 1388 01:27:23,315 --> 01:27:27,860 The important thing is not to win, but to participate. 1389 01:27:35,048 --> 01:27:36,569 If he says so... 1390 01:27:43,405 --> 01:27:49,177 Hey there, lovers! 103128