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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,981 --> 00:01:22,817 Wow. 2 00:01:23,985 --> 00:01:26,955 Welcome to Bing Bop Toys, home of the talking Teddy Bears. 3 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:28,388 This is Leah. 4 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,857 All right, cut the crap. You're off the clock. 5 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:32,694 Whoa, what? 6 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,997 What are you doing working on a weekend, you psycho? 7 00:01:36,064 --> 00:01:39,166 My Manolos don't pay for themselves. 8 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,367 Where are you? 9 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,337 -I'm at... I'm at Buzz's. -Oh. 10 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:46,139 The part-time bubble soccer instructor? 11 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,542 He's athletic. 12 00:01:47,609 --> 00:01:49,711 Is that what we're calling it these days? 13 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,111 He's hot. 14 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:53,280 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 15 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,516 Oh. 16 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,852 -Show me the room. -I'm not showing you the room. 17 00:01:57,919 --> 00:02:00,054 -Show me the room. -Fine. 18 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,623 Ew. 19 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,727 Ugh. Who are you dating again? 20 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:06,828 His name is Ben. 21 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,495 At least I think it is. 22 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,330 There's been a couple this month, so it's been confusing. 23 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,101 Yeah, I know, you have a menagerie of Bens. 24 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,736 -Yeah. -Yeah. 25 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,905 Anyway, ew, oh, okay, I'm hanging up. 26 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,206 Bye. 27 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,644 Hey. 28 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,144 Hey, uh... 29 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:25,713 You're on the pill, right? 30 00:02:26,781 --> 00:02:28,181 Why? 31 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:32,219 Uh, you know, it's actually, it's probably fine. 32 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,554 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 33 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:37,091 Uh, what's... what's probably fine? 34 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,326 Okay, word. Um... 35 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,929 It snapped. 36 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:44,132 It snapped? 37 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:47,535 Yeah, like... pfft. 38 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,169 Snapped. 39 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,171 No, I know what that means. 40 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,439 In half. 41 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:55,843 -Phew. Okay, okay. -Cool. 42 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:58,178 We can go to the store. 43 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,981 We'll go to the store, and that's cute. 44 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:02,617 We can go to the pharmacy together. 45 00:03:02,684 --> 00:03:04,384 No, I can't. 46 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,521 You can't? 47 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,655 No. 48 00:03:07,722 --> 00:03:09,322 I'm getting ready for my callback, babe. 49 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,826 It's like a possible callback, so... 50 00:03:11,893 --> 00:03:14,562 That's not how callbacks work, I'm pretty sure. 51 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,764 Look, you're really, really hot. 52 00:03:16,831 --> 00:03:18,066 Thank you. 53 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:20,068 Like I really would like to just... 54 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:21,536 Again. 55 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:26,607 You're awesome. Like, a solid six outta 10. 56 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,878 Here. It's not a bad place to be. 57 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:34,481 But my career's kinda like taking off right now, you know? 58 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:38,485 And I can't have anybody getting in the way of that, so. 59 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,287 I mean, it wouldn't be fair, you know? 60 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,090 To the fans. 61 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:44,357 To your fans? 62 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:49,163 The fans from the background modeling job 63 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,998 that you did for Home Goods? 64 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,399 Those fans. 65 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,770 I got like 250 followers outta that gig. 66 00:03:55,837 --> 00:03:57,270 I'm crushing it. 67 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,406 Right. 68 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,374 So, if you would excuse me. 69 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,312 I got a callback to prep for. 70 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,286 Running a little low over here, Tilda. 71 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,758 How long has it been since we lost Buddy? 72 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,893 It'd be five years this Saturday. 73 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,161 Sweet man. 74 00:04:20,228 --> 00:04:22,295 Lord rest his soul. 75 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,699 He gave you a wonderful life, Georgia. 76 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:26,433 Don't give him all the credit. 77 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,636 We built that saddle company together. 78 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,672 -He was lovely. -He was a prince. 79 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,307 Unlike my scoundrel of an ex. 80 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,778 Screw him and the horse he rode in on. 81 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,714 I'm ashamed to say it might have been on one of our saddles. 82 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,720 I just love our little gatherings. 83 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,025 So, Marly is getting ready for her first baby? 84 00:04:51,092 --> 00:04:54,829 And you got one marching down the aisle soon, Edith. 85 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,296 June 7. 86 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,598 Don't you forget it. 87 00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:01,936 What? 88 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:04,205 What? 89 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,040 -Well? -Well, what? 90 00:05:06,107 --> 00:05:09,143 Come on, Georgia, how's Leah? 91 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,746 How's my drink, Tilda? 92 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:35,503 Of course. 93 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,775 Excuse me. 94 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:42,977 Hi. 95 00:05:44,946 --> 00:05:45,980 You, yeah. 96 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:50,017 Um hi, could I get a Baby Free. 97 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,085 Hmm? 98 00:05:51,152 --> 00:05:52,653 Could... 99 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,457 Could I get a Baby Free? 100 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,759 A what? 101 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:00,962 A Baby Free. 102 00:06:01,963 --> 00:06:03,363 What is that? 103 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:06,100 Could I get into this box, please? 104 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,736 I see you. 105 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:11,973 -Nice. -Okay. 106 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,808 -Do you have the key? -No, I don't. Uh... 107 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,176 I gotta get my manager for that. 108 00:06:15,243 --> 00:06:16,844 Great, that'd be great. 109 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:18,411 Scarlett? 110 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:20,781 Scarlett? 111 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,116 What do you need Scarlett for? 112 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:25,418 Oh, she needs the Baby Free. 113 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:26,954 Oh. 114 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:29,657 That's me. 115 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,025 Yeah, I don't know where she's at. 116 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:32,326 No, me neither. 117 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,594 Well, could you call her, please. 118 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,062 -Oh, yeah. -Totally. 119 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,499 Hey, Scarlett, 120 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,769 got a customer that needs a Baby Free. 121 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:46,406 Can you bring up the safe sex keys for the Baby Free? 122 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,808 Scarlett? 123 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,077 It'll just be a couple of minutes. 124 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:51,212 Yeah. 125 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,514 Scarlett, she's in a hurry. 126 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,883 We gotta get the Baby Free out. 127 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:57,051 Hey, baby! 128 00:06:57,118 --> 00:06:58,619 -Hi. -What's the brand you prefer? 129 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,021 Um I don't know if I heard correctly, 130 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,923 but I think she might need the Baby Free. 131 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:05,059 And I'll do the box of extra- long Platinum Ultra-Guards. 132 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,461 Certainly. 133 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,701 You can't wield a sword without a shield, now, can we? 134 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:16,003 -Uh, no. -Straight facts. 135 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,308 Scarlett, please. 136 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:22,143 -Oh. -Hi. 137 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,412 So, do you like, party, or...? 138 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:25,713 Oh my God. 139 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,115 Mm-hmm. 140 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:29,850 So helpful. 141 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,018 Congrats. 142 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:32,320 Thank you. 143 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,722 I'm single if you wanna hang. 144 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:36,691 I bet he's got weak swimmers. 145 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:37,992 I'll bet he doesn't. 146 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,460 I took Baby Free once. 147 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:44,131 Felt like I shot a cannonball from my lady bottom. 148 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,232 Oh, God. 149 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,569 God, you know, the things men will never understand. 150 00:07:50,171 --> 00:07:52,640 Let's egg Buzz's car and then get you back out there. 151 00:07:52,707 --> 00:07:54,308 Okay, yeah, no. 152 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:57,211 Let's just wait until after my ovaries are done arguing 153 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:58,512 like my parents used to. 154 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:01,215 -Okay. -Okay. 155 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,386 Babe, you should really come out tonight. 156 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:09,489 I'm meeting Ben Number 3 at that place with the sticky floors. 157 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,725 The sticky floors? 158 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,126 -Yeah. -Wow. 159 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:13,294 No, I won't be there. 160 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:15,396 He has friends. 161 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:17,198 Good for Ben Number 3. 162 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,800 I mean, when was the last time you went out? 163 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,103 Like, actually out, out? 164 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:26,440 I was just out with you the other day. 165 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:27,808 No, it's been like four months. 166 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,077 Okay, okay, you know what? 167 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:31,679 Maybe I'll come tonight. 168 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,881 -Liar. -Yeah. 169 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,484 Margaret, can you leave the rent check 170 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,486 on the counter in the morning, please? 171 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,425 Margaret? 172 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,193 Margret? 173 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:55,002 Oh, no. 174 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,308 I'm not moving in with you. 175 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,947 Did she get deported? 176 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,116 Is she from Canada? 177 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,885 I don't know, I literally never talk to her. 178 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,920 I don't speak to her either, clearly. 179 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:16,257 She misspelled opportunity. 180 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,226 And then she just left? 181 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,961 Yeah, she just left. 182 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,464 And our rent is due on Thursday, so... 183 00:09:23,532 --> 00:09:25,232 How about her security deposit? 184 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,968 No, Mr. Smith already let us dip into that last month. 185 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,540 Also, he keeps asking when you'll be back, by the way. 186 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,744 Just get a new roommate, that's easy. 187 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:38,646 Easy? Do you know how much effort it takes 188 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,581 to find a sane roommate? 189 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,617 How about that Craigslist thingie? 190 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,120 Oh, that's so depressing. 191 00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:47,588 What? 192 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,923 What's the matter with you? 193 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,925 Let's see, Buzz dumped me. 194 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,961 After he admitted that the condom broke, so. 195 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,396 Well, you're on the pill, aren't you? 196 00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:56,764 No. 197 00:09:56,831 --> 00:09:58,833 No, I haven't been on the pill. 198 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,135 Not since I gained 30 pounds of water weight 199 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:03,137 and Veronica Summers told me I looked like a bean bag chair. 200 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:05,005 -That's incredibly stupid. -Okay. 201 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,341 Besides, the right guy is gonna like you 202 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,477 no matter what shape you are. 203 00:10:09,544 --> 00:10:12,012 News flash, love, it's extinct. 204 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:15,749 It is, it's like dial-up and the dodo bird, okay? 205 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,618 Do you know how marriage began? 206 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,221 I can tell you, marriage began by fathers trading 207 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,623 their daughters for the fattest pig in the county fair. 208 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,325 That was marriage back then. 209 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,661 Now, now, it is just, it is a freaking desert, 210 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,963 I'm telling you. 211 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,364 You know who survived the desert. 212 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:32,166 Jesus Christ. 213 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,568 Yeah, Him. 214 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,904 I mean, after it was over, He went home for a minute, 215 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:39,206 but then He went right back out into the world. 216 00:10:39,273 --> 00:10:42,511 Mm-hm. And, Gigi, did you read the rest of the story? 217 00:10:42,577 --> 00:10:44,011 Because I hate to break it to you, 218 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,580 things didn't work out too well for Him in the end. 219 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,382 Well, he had a big following. 220 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,784 Mm-hmm. 221 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,953 You know, I think 40's a good number. 222 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,855 What, 40? 223 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,825 What's happening? 224 00:10:57,892 --> 00:10:59,894 I'll tell you what-- I have an idea. 225 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,296 -Oh, God. -Okay. 226 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:05,866 You go on 40 dates 227 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,835 outside your apartment. 228 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:10,639 And if, after that, you have found a guy 229 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,641 who's totally a keeper, 230 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,309 I will pay your rent for a year. 231 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:21,115 Okay, or you could just loan me the money, 232 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,917 and I'll pay you back in interest. 233 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,620 No, we're not gonna do that. 234 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,921 You're gonna have to earn it this time. 235 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,222 I'm not baling you out again. 236 00:11:28,657 --> 00:11:31,458 And no doubling up on these guys. 237 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,029 And no hanky-panky. 238 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,432 No hanky-panky? 239 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:39,967 -That's right. -No...? 240 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:44,171 And I guarantee you that at the end of 40 days 241 00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,839 and 40 nights, 242 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,976 you will have found somebody so special 243 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:52,913 that he will have you running every red light in town 244 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,216 just to get a kiss. 245 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,251 Mm. Wow. 246 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,187 Okay, and then what happens, you know, 247 00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:02,557 if I find my true love by date one? 248 00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:04,593 Why go on 39 more? 249 00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:06,427 Because it's not the deal. 250 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,929 You realize I'm only gonna be proving to you 251 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,497 that men suck? 252 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,336 Is it a yes? 253 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,274 Wow. 254 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:22,042 You can sleep on it. 255 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:27,114 No, yeah, I-I should sleep on it. 256 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,849 Mm-hmm. 257 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,485 Otherwise, there's the county fair. 258 00:12:31,553 --> 00:12:32,654 Okay. 259 00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:36,090 Your grandma's literally trying to pimp you out. 260 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,825 Yeah, she thinks I'm a hermit. 261 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,960 Well, you're on your way there. 262 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,196 I mean, at least I can pay for rent with that. 263 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:45,466 I mean, all you gotta do is swipe right on 40 randos, 264 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:46,967 be nice, and then boom. 265 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,269 You're pimped. 266 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,772 Do you wanna know the real kicker? 267 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,841 What? 268 00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:57,478 I have to abstain. 269 00:12:57,545 --> 00:13:00,014 -Ugh. Ew. -I know. 270 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,716 And, like, what if I meet a sociopath? 271 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,451 I dated a sociopath once. 272 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:05,853 Oh my God, that's right. 273 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,821 -Crazy Pete. -Crazy Pete. 274 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,423 Oh, he was sweet. 275 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,027 Hey, when's the last time 276 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,497 you really put yourself into something? 277 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:19,099 I put myself in the car every morning when I go to work. 278 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,167 I do. 279 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,871 Okay, hey, don't take this the wrong way, 280 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:29,744 but you don't really have a thing right now. 281 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,945 Yeah, I know. We get it, I'm single. 282 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,782 Even I'm trying a new thing. 283 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,983 -What? You have a thing? -Yeah. 284 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,818 Why didn't you tell me that you had a new thing? 285 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,621 I go again tonight. You wanna come? 286 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,089 Prove to Geege you're not living under a rock. 287 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,727 White wine or tequila? 288 00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,227 Girl. 289 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,764 Water. 290 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,099 -Yeah, okay. -Okay. 291 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,669 Straight legs, straight legs, gorgeous. 292 00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:56,270 Anna, not like that. 293 00:13:58,372 --> 00:13:59,774 No. 294 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,109 Clench ladies, clench. 295 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,244 - Turn, spin. - I'm gonna kill her. 296 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,879 B? 297 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,119 I thought you were joking. 298 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,522 You should chug that. 299 00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:16,658 Welcome back, Bianca! 300 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,126 And who's your friend? 301 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:23,130 Oh, Leah, yes, very new. 302 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,366 Aerial virgin. Welcome. 303 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,035 I am Mavis. 304 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,179 Okay, let's pop that cherry. 305 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,483 -Let's pop that cherry. -Yeah, marvelous! 306 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:45,919 Oh. 307 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,354 Do you not remember? 308 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,591 I literally had to take a special gym class 309 00:14:49,657 --> 00:14:51,325 because my upper body strength was so bad. 310 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:54,061 Veronica Summers used to throw kickballs at me 311 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:55,663 and make me fall off the climbing rope. 312 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,565 Love, we should really unpack this with a professional. 313 00:14:57,632 --> 00:15:01,001 Okay, ladies, once you are done stretching, 314 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,604 we'll get to climbing. 315 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,271 If either of you are on a juice cleanse or a detox, 316 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:07,074 please use the bathroom first before you... 317 00:15:07,141 --> 00:15:09,209 We just got the mats cleaned. 318 00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:11,145 -Oh my God. -Okay. 319 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,446 -Yeah. -Thank you. 320 00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:13,548 No problem. 321 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,586 Hey, you're stronger than you were in high school! 322 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:19,920 You got it. 323 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,556 -Like that? -Yeah. 324 00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,561 Just see yourself at the top of it. 325 00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:28,830 You visualize. 326 00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:33,200 -I'm just gonna run. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 327 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,904 At least you left the house yesterday. 328 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,137 I leave the house. 329 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,740 Yeah, for morning-after pills. 330 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,108 You know, her terms are completely insane. 331 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:43,611 It's like, no sex? You can't even buy a car 332 00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,914 without driving it around the block first. 333 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,251 I don't know, maybe I'll do it with you. 334 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:56,356 No, really, I'll swear off sex if you do it too. 335 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,125 It'll be a good test for the Bens. 336 00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:01,228 Wait, you would, you would really wait for me? 337 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,096 Not for you, with you. 338 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,767 Why can't we just be in love together? 339 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:09,236 Because my lower half doesn't want your lower half. 340 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,439 Okay. 341 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,646 -Scratch it. -Okay, okay. 342 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:36,698 You don't really have a thing right now. 343 00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:01,623 Oh, God. 344 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,095 My eyes don't allow for this game. 345 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,364 But your liver spots are glowing. 346 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,533 Oh. 347 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,035 When do these dates start? 348 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,403 Tonight. 349 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,872 You're not worried about her going out 350 00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:19,373 with all these strangers? 351 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,408 Ooh, what if she meets a murderer? 352 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:24,077 Well, then I'm coming off the hook for the rent. 353 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,346 Have a little faith, girls. 354 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:30,217 Cheers. 355 00:17:30,284 --> 00:17:31,351 This is great. I'm so glad we're doing this. 356 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,620 I'm so glad you said yes to this. 357 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:33,821 Me too. 358 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,188 Have you been here before? 359 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,624 I've never been here before, have you? 360 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,425 I have, it's really, the bruschetta, actually. 361 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,093 That's amazing, we should get that. 362 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,529 -Yeah? -Yeah, yeah. 363 00:17:41,596 --> 00:17:43,096 I always say if I could suffocate on that, 364 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,999 it would be a very painless death. 365 00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:49,069 -That was a joke. -No, I know, you're very funny. 366 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,437 Oh, okay. 367 00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:52,205 -Thank you. -Yeah, let's just, uh. 368 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,043 See what we're working... 369 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,045 -Ooh. Oh my God. -Okay. 370 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,580 Uh, bruschetta, right? 371 00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:02,617 Bruschetta, yeah. Or "broo-sketta." 372 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,287 -Yeah. -What? 373 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,890 -Nothing. -Oh, okay. 374 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,490 -You look beautiful. -Should we-- Thank you. 375 00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:12,359 Should we do the bruschetta and then-- 376 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:15,830 I just wanna like, I just wanna look at you for a second. 377 00:18:15,897 --> 00:18:17,130 Okay. 378 00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:21,836 I'm sorry, are you cool if we go Dutch? 379 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,908 Dutch, as in the pancakes or split? 380 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,042 Split it. 381 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,044 -Just 'cause I... -Right. 382 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,646 Is that bad? 383 00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:33,213 -Is that, that's bad, -No. 384 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,649 -That's bad, I'm sorry. -Mm-mm, mm-mm. 385 00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:37,317 It's just the apps are, like, 12 bucks. 386 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:40,153 And I didn't even look at the entrees yet. 387 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,590 -And, uh... -Yeah, let's split it. 388 00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,592 -Would you like another? -Yes, please. 389 00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:47,194 Just give that to me. Thank you so much. 390 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,697 Are you gonna drink like that? 391 00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:51,231 We should get a bottle if that's the case. 392 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,299 -I'd love a bottle. -Cheaper. 393 00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,534 You know what else I'd love? 394 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:54,969 Let's take a photo. 395 00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:56,671 Oh? 396 00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,372 Yeah, great. 397 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,674 That's amazing. 398 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,111 Stirred, not shaken. 399 00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:06,380 Why was I shaken, just... 400 00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:12,654 Well, bless your heart, honey. 401 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,890 That's not gonna do. 402 00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,457 -What happened? -Refill? 403 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,426 Oh, yes. 404 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,095 You know, Italian food's the best. 405 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,396 It sure is. 406 00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:26,067 Do you know what else is the best? 407 00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:27,802 Wine. 408 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,772 It pairs great with more wine. 409 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,240 You're back? 410 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,944 I am back, yes. 411 00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,579 Oh... 412 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:42,717 Thank you. 413 00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:45,553 Hoo. 414 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,389 Okay, so, how do you know Ben? 415 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,259 Well, we were actually roommates for a while. 416 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,862 And then he wanted to get a dog. 417 00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,531 I love dogs. 418 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:57,665 And I'm just not an animal person. 419 00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:01,936 Oh, yeah, right. Allergies, yeah. 420 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,971 You know, I get allergies too. 421 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:06,239 Yeah, I'm not allergic, I don't like animals. 422 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,575 You don't like any animals? 423 00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:09,877 Are you a psychopath or something? 424 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:18,720 I'm working on my business, that's my focus. 425 00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,855 Your business-- what is your business? 426 00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:23,290 It's actually edible arrangements, 427 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,559 but it's got a twist. 428 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:28,395 Okay, so, a twist with fruit or...? 429 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:31,999 No, they have that, it's various assortments of potatoes. 430 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,068 -Wow. -Right? 431 00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,870 It just hit me. 432 00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,171 Yeah. 433 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,506 -Of course. -They have the fruit. 434 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:39,674 Yeah, they have that. 435 00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,142 -Right. -Not the potatoes. 436 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:43,343 -No. -No. Could we take a photo? 437 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,679 -I guess. -Mm-hmm. 438 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,379 That's great. That's all I need. 439 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,015 Can I take another? 440 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,551 -You... -I think I messed it up. 441 00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:53,154 No, you, okay, I don't really care. 442 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,889 Just say tater tot on three. 443 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,059 Tater tot. 444 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,907 And this is Lyle during Halloween. 445 00:21:12,974 --> 00:21:14,341 He's a little dragon. 446 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,777 I love it he's gonna keep me safe forever. 447 00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:18,045 First birthday, had a seven-layer dip. 448 00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:19,379 Finished it like that. 449 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,681 -Wow. -Okay, he's a unicorn. 450 00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:22,150 -Yes. -He identifies as a unicorn. 451 00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:23,450 And you can't call him anything else 452 00:21:23,518 --> 00:21:24,685 -'cause he doesn't like that. -Got it. 453 00:21:24,752 --> 00:21:26,888 It's Lyle, look at that tongue. 454 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,321 And then, St. Patty's, 455 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,558 we were just knocking them back like that. 456 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:32,093 Like, he couldn't hold his liquor, though. 457 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,194 He threw up a little bit. 458 00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:34,394 This is Valentine's Day. 459 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,696 It's my sexy little beast. 460 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:38,566 I'm surrounded by pussy, you know. 461 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,968 -Get it? -Oh, I get it, get it. 462 00:21:41,035 --> 00:21:43,070 Cats, pussy, surrounded? 463 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,739 Oh, Count Catula? 464 00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:45,706 Get it? 465 00:21:45,773 --> 00:21:47,074 Because he's... 466 00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:48,843 Yes, 467 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,244 He's beautiful. 468 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,747 Then there's my bro Jonathan. 469 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,582 He thought it'd be a good idea to have a meeting 470 00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:56,284 that could have just been an email, 471 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,620 just to distract Timothy from making his second-quarter quota. 472 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,956 You know what second quarter is, right? 473 00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:10,832 I've gotta go. 474 00:22:16,304 --> 00:22:18,272 No, you need to listen to me, okay? 475 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,339 Here's my problem. 476 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,509 I feel like everybody... 477 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,444 -What? -Okay. 478 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,080 Cheers. 479 00:22:26,147 --> 00:22:27,315 Cheers. 480 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,017 Wow, that's fast. 481 00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:32,753 You know, you remind me of my ex-wife, 482 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:35,690 except she had, you know, smaller boobies. 483 00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:40,360 So, what made you swipe right, huh? 484 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:45,333 I just felt like your personality 485 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,101 is gonna be great. 486 00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:49,303 Oh, boy. 487 00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:51,939 Can I get another one, please? 488 00:22:52,006 --> 00:22:53,808 I have to go. 489 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:01,282 You know my vibrator overheated last night. 490 00:23:01,349 --> 00:23:02,783 I had to stick it in the fridge. 491 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:06,087 Wait, are we allowed to be using those? 492 00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:07,922 -I am. -Shit. 493 00:23:08,956 --> 00:23:11,692 You know, you should just take 20 pictures 494 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:13,728 with some random guys here and send them to Geege. 495 00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:15,963 No, mm-mm, mm-mm, no. 496 00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:18,465 I might be horny but I do not, I do not play dirty. 497 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:21,502 Okay. 498 00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:24,572 Date number 20, what's his name? 499 00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:29,877 -Who cares, doesn't matter. -I don't care. 500 00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:33,114 -Doesn't matter. -I don't care. 501 00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:37,218 Do you wanna climb tonight? 502 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:41,622 You can take out all this frustration on your forearms. 503 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,358 Yeah. 504 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,060 -Okay. -Yeah. 505 00:23:46,127 --> 00:23:49,797 Listen, it kind of feels like leaved being tied up. 506 00:23:49,864 --> 00:23:51,132 Oh God. 507 00:23:51,198 --> 00:23:52,833 -Okay, we have a meeting. -That needs to stop, okay. 508 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,535 -All right. -Love you, bye. 509 00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:07,148 Oh. 510 00:24:15,856 --> 00:24:18,759 Hey, so sorry I'm late. 511 00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:20,493 How'd you know I'm your date? 512 00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:22,063 Funny thing happened, 513 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:25,533 I walked in, and the waiter pointed right at you. 514 00:24:28,369 --> 00:24:29,971 Do I know you from somewhere? 515 00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:31,372 No. 516 00:24:31,439 --> 00:24:32,673 -Are you sure? -Positive. 517 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,342 -Huh. -Weird. 518 00:24:34,408 --> 00:24:35,743 -I think I do. -You don't. 519 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,611 -Leah. -Steven. 520 00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:40,047 Oh, but you two definitely know each other. 521 00:24:40,114 --> 00:24:41,415 Yeah, no, we go way back. 522 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,017 About 20 dates. 523 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,454 -Starters? -That would be great. 524 00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:48,089 Could we please get the "broo-sketta"? 525 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,724 Yes. 526 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,625 You've been here before? 527 00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:54,128 Yes, it's very good. 528 00:24:54,195 --> 00:24:57,064 And the little numbers on the side of the dishes, 529 00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,499 they don't, they don't scare you? 530 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:00,768 The prices? 531 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:04,038 No, prices don't scare me. 532 00:25:05,473 --> 00:25:06,707 What about clowns? 533 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:09,844 They're only allowed in the bedroom. 534 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:15,349 There she is. 535 00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:17,518 Aw, I didn't know you could smile. 536 00:25:18,586 --> 00:25:19,653 Wine, please, Steven. 537 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,455 -Got it. -Thank you, Steven. 538 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,757 Yes. 539 00:25:26,327 --> 00:25:27,428 So, what's wrong with you? 540 00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:29,096 You go on dates with men 541 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:31,132 just to figure out what's wrong with them? 542 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,233 No. 543 00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:33,501 That sounded like a yes. 544 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:34,702 Well, it came out as a no. 545 00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:37,738 Who hurt you as a child? 546 00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,508 God, physically or emotionally? 547 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:41,242 Pick one. 548 00:25:42,643 --> 00:25:44,345 Hands down, Veronica Summers. 549 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,580 Well, screw Veronica Summers. 550 00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:48,616 -Yes. -Right? 551 00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:50,117 Finally, somebody agrees with me. 552 00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:51,085 Totally, yes. 553 00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:52,521 -She's the worst. -The worst. 554 00:25:52,586 --> 00:25:53,954 -You hate her? -Yeah, already. 555 00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,790 -Okay, that's good. -Yeah. 556 00:25:55,856 --> 00:25:57,358 What do you do? 557 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,559 Um... 558 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,661 I own a marketing company. 559 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:03,030 We specialize in 3D animation models. 560 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,833 So, that's your thing? 561 00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:08,335 My thing? 562 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:12,306 Yeah, you know, your passion, your... thing. 563 00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:15,576 No, no, I wouldn't say it's my passion. 564 00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,211 It's just what I do. 565 00:26:18,679 --> 00:26:20,381 So, you don't have a thing either? 566 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,049 I've got lots of things. 567 00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:23,984 It's just marketing is not one of them. 568 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,922 Cool. 569 00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:30,191 So, what about family? 570 00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,562 What about them? 571 00:26:33,627 --> 00:26:35,796 First date question, I don't know. 572 00:26:36,664 --> 00:26:38,065 Okay, weird. 573 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:44,939 My mom's a workaholic. I see her sometimes. 574 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,509 Not really, I don't see her at all. 575 00:26:47,576 --> 00:26:50,444 My Dad moved to Florida years ago, 576 00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:52,079 with his, like, third wife. 577 00:26:52,146 --> 00:26:55,349 And it's pretty much just me and my grandma here, Gigi. 578 00:26:57,151 --> 00:26:58,319 Gigi? 579 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:00,988 Gigi. 580 00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:03,023 Do you have any friends? 581 00:27:04,593 --> 00:27:05,693 Excuse me? 582 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,661 I just... 583 00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:09,897 Sorry, you just seem kind of lonely. 584 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,100 Lonely? Wow. 585 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:17,238 Okay, says the single 28-year-old man. 586 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:19,440 What does my age have to do with anything? 587 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:20,674 No, no, nothing, nothing. 588 00:27:21,075 --> 00:27:22,710 Just that most men your age are taken by now. 589 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,879 They're not going on blind dating apps 590 00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:26,747 and stockpiling condoms. 591 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:31,819 Baby Free Girl. 592 00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:33,354 Oh my God, you're Baby Free Girl. 593 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,556 Okay, you can piss off now! 594 00:27:34,623 --> 00:27:37,324 -Wow, aren't you a peach. -I am. 595 00:27:37,391 --> 00:27:38,659 That's very nice. 596 00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:40,161 - You're very nice. - Are we ready? 597 00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:42,830 No, no, Steven, I'm sorry, we're not ready. 598 00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:46,300 -Well, dessert? -No, Steven. 599 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:48,068 Um, I think I hit a nerve. 600 00:27:48,135 --> 00:27:49,970 -You think? -Yeah, I do. 601 00:27:50,037 --> 00:27:51,872 So, I'm gonna get out of here. Got an early workday anyway. 602 00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:53,741 'Cause he has a thing. 603 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:55,776 Enjoy the "broo-sketta," 604 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:58,279 and I hope you find your thing one day. 605 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,814 -Thank you. -Have a good night. 606 00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:04,985 Geez, I mean, what a dick. 607 00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:07,656 Did you hear what he said? Bruschetta, "broo-sketta." 608 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,123 "Broo-sketta." 609 00:28:10,024 --> 00:28:12,661 -Love? -Yeah. 610 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:14,228 What are you getting out of all this? 611 00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:18,232 Is free rent a good enough answer? 612 00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:21,636 In this economy, my inclination is yes. 613 00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:28,242 What are you really getting out of it? 614 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,349 Steven, do you have a thing? 615 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:37,418 Last time I checked, yes. 616 00:28:37,484 --> 00:28:39,420 But it doesn't swing in your direction. 617 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:42,856 Shame, but not what I meant. 618 00:28:44,258 --> 00:28:49,063 Listen, everybody has a thing. 619 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:17,758 Hey, date 20 was a bust. 620 00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:19,426 Where are you? 621 00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:23,197 Coming up at Jawbone, we have some new faces, 622 00:29:23,264 --> 00:29:25,466 along with folks we know and love. 623 00:29:27,134 --> 00:29:29,436 -What's up, bro? -Dude, thought you had a date. 624 00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:33,240 I did, she was a trip. Do not ask. 625 00:29:33,307 --> 00:29:34,408 I need a drink. 626 00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:35,909 Yeah, hey, can we get two drinks, please? 627 00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:39,280 -Hey. -Hey. 628 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:41,315 -That's for you. -Ooh, love you. 629 00:29:41,382 --> 00:29:42,584 Thank you. 630 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,352 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 631 00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:46,487 Those are for you. 632 00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:48,022 All right, I gotta catch up. 633 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,924 -You know I'm gonna ask. -Mm-mm. 634 00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:52,493 It was so bad, don't ask. 635 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,928 Okay, what are we doing here? 636 00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,531 Okay, well, you followed me here. 637 00:29:56,598 --> 00:29:58,098 Right. 638 00:29:58,165 --> 00:30:00,367 I'm here supporting Ben Number 2's poetry project. 639 00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:01,935 Oh, and Ben is gonna be with us tonight. 640 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,937 -Oh my God, is that him? -Yeah. 641 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:05,439 - Stick around. - Hi, Ben. 642 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:06,807 Hi. 643 00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:08,475 So, what's the event tonight? 644 00:30:08,543 --> 00:30:11,211 Um, my coworker said that it's open mic. 645 00:30:14,014 --> 00:30:17,051 A scattered wind drifts across. 646 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,120 Autumn prepped to sing her song. 647 00:30:20,187 --> 00:30:23,457 Such a strong song. 648 00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:26,795 Have you heard this stuff before, or first time? 649 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,797 -First time. -Right. Got it. 650 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:30,264 ...for Eve's bite. 651 00:30:30,331 --> 00:30:32,567 She takes a bite. Haummm...! 652 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:33,934 Juicy. 653 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:36,705 - Eve is just as juicy... - Mm-mm. 654 00:30:36,771 --> 00:30:38,506 Yeah, I thought he meant, um, 655 00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:39,840 stand-up. -Mm-mm. 656 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:41,241 Adam's got beef. - Shh. 657 00:30:41,308 --> 00:30:43,344 - God's got beef. - You can't laugh. 658 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:45,112 - Sorry. - 'Cause you're in trouble. 659 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,514 I thought it was supposed to be funny. 660 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:49,850 The girls are mad. 661 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:51,553 The boys are mad. 662 00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:53,120 God, wow, it's terrible. 663 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:56,890 And it's Eve's fault that we learned to sew. 664 00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:59,627 - Now, it's winter. - Oh my God. 665 00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:01,696 -She's here. -Oh my God. 666 00:31:01,763 --> 00:31:04,198 -What? -The guy from my date. 667 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:06,735 - The guy. - Thanks for nothing, Eve. 668 00:31:06,801 --> 00:31:08,268 Don't look. We're not looking. 669 00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:10,070 -Who's here? -My date is here. 670 00:31:10,137 --> 00:31:11,573 -How is that possible? -Where? 671 00:31:11,639 --> 00:31:13,006 She's right down the bar. 672 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:14,509 That's insane. 673 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:17,277 Bro, she's hot. 674 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,912 Doesn't matter, she's crazy. 675 00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:21,315 -Was it really that bad? -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. 676 00:31:21,382 --> 00:31:23,685 -It was bad. A douche. -Ugh. 677 00:31:23,752 --> 00:31:25,352 -Okay. -What's happening? 678 00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,788 Okay, I'm gonna go over there. 679 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,122 -Oh. -Yeah. 680 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:29,156 I don't think that's a good idea. 681 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,759 No, I'm gonna go over there. 682 00:31:30,825 --> 00:31:33,394 Don't worry, watch this. 683 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:35,229 Oh, she's coming. 684 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:37,431 Ah, crap. 685 00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:38,800 -Hey. -Hi. 686 00:31:38,867 --> 00:31:41,468 Is this your bedtime routine? Bad poetry and bar nuts? 687 00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:42,903 How did you find me? 688 00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,639 Oh, please, I didn't find you. Don't flatter yourself. 689 00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,641 Do you have a vendetta against happiness? 690 00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:49,611 No, actually, I love happiness. I breathe happiness. 691 00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:51,613 Careful, bro, this one bites. 692 00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:52,814 -Hi. -Hello. 693 00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:54,481 You know who you remind me of? 694 00:31:54,549 --> 00:31:56,851 You remind me of the kind of guy that small little kids run from, 695 00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:58,419 -screaming. -No, no, no, no, no. 696 00:31:58,485 --> 00:32:00,320 See, they run to me because you stole their candy 697 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:02,156 -and made them cry. -Funny. 698 00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:04,224 By the way, you have some self-tanner left on your hands. 699 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,093 I don't use self-tanner. 700 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,394 Then why did you just look? 701 00:32:07,461 --> 00:32:08,797 -You're childish. -You're childish. 702 00:32:08,863 --> 00:32:10,565 -Oh my God. -Oh my God. 703 00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:11,699 Oh my God. 704 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:15,837 Hi, hello, would you like an autograph or something? 705 00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:17,971 Um... I'm Matt. 706 00:32:18,038 --> 00:32:19,641 Mm. And I'm mad. 707 00:32:19,707 --> 00:32:20,941 -Okay. -Okay. 708 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,075 You've got your hands full, buddy. 709 00:32:22,142 --> 00:32:23,343 That right there is why I left. 710 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,145 Oh my God, don't even listen to him. 711 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:27,381 I just wanna hang out with my friend. 712 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:29,116 Yeah, okay, so, do I. See-- see her over there? 713 00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:31,285 Yeah, hi. That's my bestie. 714 00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:33,253 Oh, so you do have friends? 715 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,722 Yeah, I have plenty of friends, 716 00:32:34,789 --> 00:32:36,524 and I actually don't really know why you care. 717 00:32:36,591 --> 00:32:38,560 Hundreds, thousands, could fit them all in a yearbook. 718 00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:40,093 I bet two people signed your yearbook: 719 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,596 one of them was your mom, 720 00:32:41,663 --> 00:32:43,297 and one of them was your school guidance counselor. 721 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,600 What is wrong with you? 722 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,635 I don't know, plenty, apparently. 723 00:32:48,770 --> 00:32:50,505 -Bye, Matt. -Bye. 724 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,440 That went well. 725 00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:54,642 Unbelievable. 726 00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,343 I like her. 727 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:59,279 So, number 20 was that bad, huh? 728 00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:02,316 Mm-hmm, I owe that guy a new shirt. 729 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:03,818 Mm. 730 00:33:03,885 --> 00:33:06,186 You got 21 lined up? 731 00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:09,858 Uh-huh, I'm cleansing so I'm ready, you know? 732 00:33:09,924 --> 00:33:11,659 Mm. 733 00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:12,760 What about you? 734 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,229 You have any hot dates coming up? 735 00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:16,731 As a matter of fact, I do. 736 00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:19,266 His name is Frank, and I met him at swim class. 737 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,236 Okay, Frank, tell me more. 738 00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:28,041 Well, he's deaf in one eye and blind in the other. 739 00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:30,177 But other than that, he's fit as a fiddle. 740 00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:32,112 Okay, changing my mind about Frank. 741 00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:33,648 he sounds like a stray cat. 742 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:37,752 -Where are you going? -Well, I have to meet B. 743 00:33:37,819 --> 00:33:40,153 Oh, how is the fire queen? 744 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,589 Okay, can you stop that. 745 00:33:41,656 --> 00:33:43,525 I'm just saying, y'all out there on the porch 746 00:33:43,591 --> 00:33:45,492 smoking a joint and almost burnt it down. 747 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,695 I know, and I've apologized many times. 748 00:33:47,762 --> 00:33:49,931 -Just saying. -It was the joint. It wasn't me. 749 00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:51,231 Okay, where are you going? 750 00:33:51,298 --> 00:33:53,835 -Silks class. -Oh, oh! 751 00:33:53,902 --> 00:33:55,435 Oh, that curtainy thing? 752 00:33:55,503 --> 00:33:56,971 Yeah, yeah, you flip and stuff. 753 00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:58,973 No kidding, can you flip? 754 00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:01,308 No, no, I can't flip. 755 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,511 I'm just trying to get my feet off the mat. 756 00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:05,713 That's, like, hard, but I'm doing it, you know? 757 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,549 It's a thing, and it's good, and I like it. 758 00:34:07,615 --> 00:34:09,349 -Well, it's a goal. -It's a goal, it's a thing. 759 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:10,618 -Flipping. -Flipping. 760 00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:13,186 I'm getting more flexible. 761 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:15,523 -Yeah, look at you. -Ow. 762 00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:17,124 -I'm really sore. -God, you need help. 763 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:18,760 -Okay, I love you. -Bye, honey. 764 00:34:18,826 --> 00:34:20,160 I'll see you. 765 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:23,130 Leah, remember, grip, step, step. 766 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:25,567 Like an inchworm ascending her destiny. 767 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:27,301 Right. 768 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:29,269 Hey, Leah, maybe you'll find love at the top. 769 00:34:31,973 --> 00:34:34,374 Okay, I got this. 770 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:36,844 Veronica Summers can suck my dick. 771 00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,213 It's okay. 772 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,186 Keep going, keep going. 773 00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:48,422 Fudge it, oh shit. 774 00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:49,824 Oh, oh, oh. 775 00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:52,192 -Ow. -Are you okay? 776 00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:54,428 Yeah, she's fine here. 777 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:58,131 Hey, Leah, wanna go to drag brunch? 778 00:34:58,198 --> 00:35:00,400 Mimosas? 779 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:03,136 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 780 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,237 I don't like being fed like a baby. 781 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:05,607 Okay, no. That's okay. 782 00:35:05,673 --> 00:35:08,308 -But my mother likes it. -Good for her. 783 00:35:09,644 --> 00:35:10,578 Oh, oh. 784 00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:13,615 Oh God, oh. Oh, okay, okay. 785 00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:14,816 Okay. 786 00:35:14,882 --> 00:35:18,118 That was weird. So, that's unfortunate. 787 00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:19,754 Okay. 788 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:22,624 Oh, oh, I don't... 789 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:24,157 Holy shit! 790 00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:38,539 -Oh. -Oh. 791 00:35:38,606 --> 00:35:40,140 -Sorry, I'm so sorry. -I'm so... 792 00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:43,645 - Great. - You again. 793 00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:46,547 Wow, I'm really happy to see you getting the help that you need. 794 00:35:46,614 --> 00:35:49,584 Are you lost? The children's section's that way. 795 00:35:49,651 --> 00:35:51,019 Very funny. 796 00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:53,021 You know I actually had to get that shirt dry cleaned, 797 00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:55,089 so that'll be 40 bucks if you wanted to make it up to me. 798 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:57,424 I will, when you apologize. 799 00:35:57,491 --> 00:35:59,661 Me apologize? No, no, no, no. 800 00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:02,664 It wasn't me that was making us both miserable that night. 801 00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,699 Look, Mason, I... 802 00:36:12,006 --> 00:36:13,107 Veronica Summers. 803 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,642 Is that like your alter ego? 804 00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,745 No, it's mine. 805 00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:21,181 Leah Jones, as I live and breathe. 806 00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:22,617 And look, 807 00:36:22,684 --> 00:36:25,553 you finally filled out your training bra. Cute. 808 00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:30,223 -Thank you. -Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie... 809 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:32,126 Veronica Summers? 810 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,528 In another life. 811 00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:35,163 When Leah and I went to high school together. 812 00:36:35,228 --> 00:36:36,731 Oh. 813 00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:37,932 Oh, sure. 814 00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:41,234 Well, at least it's not those weird comic books 815 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,804 you read backwards. 816 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:45,272 It's manga. You're-- you're referring to manga, 817 00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:47,474 but... you knew that. 818 00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:49,110 Hey, I like manga. 819 00:36:49,177 --> 00:36:51,145 You know, Leah used to get in trouble all the time 820 00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:52,780 for drawing her goofy little characters 821 00:36:52,847 --> 00:36:54,347 instead of paying attention in class. 822 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:55,750 Well, I mean-- You know. 823 00:36:55,817 --> 00:36:57,652 You totally broke the stereotypes. 824 00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,420 Because most nerds, they make good grades. 825 00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:02,724 Except my brother always said he always used to see you 826 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,025 in summer school. 827 00:37:04,092 --> 00:37:05,960 Yeah, well, you know, 828 00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:08,462 your brother and I had a lot in common, Ronnie. 829 00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:10,531 -Did you? -Mm-hmm. 830 00:37:10,598 --> 00:37:12,499 See, I don't recall my brother catching our daddy 831 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,035 in bed with his secretary. 832 00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:15,670 -Whoa. -Oh, wow. 833 00:37:15,737 --> 00:37:16,938 -Okay. -That's a bit much. 834 00:37:17,004 --> 00:37:18,506 Oh, I'm just playing. 835 00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:20,440 She and I banter like this all the time, don't we? 836 00:37:20,508 --> 00:37:25,012 Yeah, yes, I've missed it. 837 00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:26,480 Don't worry. 838 00:37:26,547 --> 00:37:30,051 By the way, you two make a perfect couple, 839 00:37:30,118 --> 00:37:32,754 so just best of luck. 840 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:35,056 Yes, and namaste. 841 00:37:35,123 --> 00:37:36,657 Oh. 842 00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:39,259 They should move that. 843 00:37:40,061 --> 00:37:43,330 She's so cute, isn't she? 844 00:37:44,966 --> 00:37:46,000 Hm. 845 00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:47,367 I thought Veronica Summers 846 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,402 moved to like Australia or something? 847 00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:52,272 Oh, yeah, well, she moved back, apparently. 848 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,742 -Ugh. -Yeah, I know. 849 00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:58,378 Well, as much as I love to trash Veronica Summers... 850 00:37:58,445 --> 00:37:59,914 Me too. 851 00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:02,449 ...I sort of came here for some trash reality TV. 852 00:38:03,851 --> 00:38:05,253 Whoa. 853 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:07,155 -Okay, blast from the past. -I know. 854 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:09,123 -What is this? -I'm on one today. 855 00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:11,025 Ohh. 856 00:38:11,092 --> 00:38:12,292 Wow. 857 00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:13,861 I don't know why you ever stopped. 858 00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:16,864 These are good. 859 00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:21,002 I don't know, I think it was after my mom left, you know? 860 00:38:21,869 --> 00:38:26,240 I just sort of started freezing in class. 861 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:28,009 I hate she did that to you. 862 00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:31,078 I hate it too. 863 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,523 -Leah... -I know. 864 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:45,458 You don't have to say it. 865 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:49,697 It's not high school anymore. 866 00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:50,798 Yeah. 867 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,203 I need a really good dress for tonight. 868 00:38:55,269 --> 00:38:57,071 -Yeah? -Yeah. 869 00:38:57,138 --> 00:38:58,973 Like a really good one. 870 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,274 That's my girl. 871 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,843 I'm thinking like a little side boob. 872 00:39:01,909 --> 00:39:03,544 -I love side boobs. -Not too much. 873 00:39:03,611 --> 00:39:05,580 -Just a little... -A tasteful side boob. 874 00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:06,981 -Tasteful side boob. -Yeah. 875 00:39:07,048 --> 00:39:08,916 -Classy, slutty side boob. -Hot. 876 00:39:08,983 --> 00:39:09,984 Thank you. 877 00:39:10,051 --> 00:39:11,953 -Hey. -Yes. 878 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:13,054 This is good. 879 00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:15,857 Thank you. 880 00:39:23,598 --> 00:39:26,366 Lucky number 26? 881 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:28,603 You've been counting too. 882 00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:31,305 She's an artist, I see. 883 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:32,707 She is a doodler. 884 00:39:34,675 --> 00:39:38,378 When I was a kid, I used to steal my sister's crop tops 885 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,413 and sing show tunes in the basement. 886 00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:44,417 And when my dad caught me, you know what he did? 887 00:39:46,354 --> 00:39:49,357 He bought me a pink karaoke machine for Christmas, 888 00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,826 complete with a rhinestone microphone. 889 00:39:51,893 --> 00:39:53,060 Hell yeah. 890 00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:54,695 He never missed one recital. 891 00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,704 It's okay to let people know you. 892 00:40:12,947 --> 00:40:14,115 Holy shit. 893 00:40:14,181 --> 00:40:15,650 Girl, even my panties are in a bind right now. 894 00:40:15,716 --> 00:40:17,785 -Goodbye. -Welcome! 895 00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:20,154 Hi, I'm Jackson, Frank's grandson. 896 00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:21,923 Leah, Gigi's granddaughter. 897 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:25,626 Can we have two glasses of Veuve to start. 898 00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:28,129 Hope that's okay. 899 00:40:28,195 --> 00:40:30,398 I like to kick dinner off with a little champagne. 900 00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:32,800 Oh, no, that's more than okay. 901 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,270 I actually happen to be a huge advocate 902 00:40:36,337 --> 00:40:38,706 for alcoholic appetizers, so. 903 00:40:38,773 --> 00:40:40,341 Oh, I can already tell you're a load of fun. 904 00:40:40,408 --> 00:40:41,542 Mm. 905 00:40:41,609 --> 00:40:42,977 Oh, you have no idea. 906 00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:46,047 Let's hope you can keep up. 907 00:40:46,113 --> 00:40:47,982 Oh, challenge accepted. 908 00:40:48,049 --> 00:40:49,717 Okay. 909 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:51,786 Where have you been all this time, Leah? 910 00:40:52,954 --> 00:40:54,855 I think the question is more... 911 00:40:55,957 --> 00:40:57,758 where have you been all this time? 912 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:01,461 Let's get some oysters goin', huh? 913 00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:02,897 Absolutely. 914 00:41:13,541 --> 00:41:14,909 Welcome to Bing Bop Toys. 915 00:41:14,976 --> 00:41:17,244 Home of the talking teddy bears, how may I help... 916 00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:19,981 You. 917 00:41:20,047 --> 00:41:21,215 Hi. 918 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,884 I'm here to see Bailey Wakemore. 919 00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:26,087 Who I just realized is your boss. 920 00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:27,421 Yeah? 921 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:29,123 Yeah, wow. 922 00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,624 Why are you here? 923 00:41:30,691 --> 00:41:33,461 I'm just pitching a few ideas for our subsidiary. 924 00:41:33,527 --> 00:41:34,862 Hm. 925 00:41:35,563 --> 00:41:36,664 Nice tie. 926 00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:38,766 -Thank you. -Yeah. 927 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:41,369 You can have a sit, uh, in that one. 928 00:41:41,435 --> 00:41:42,837 Over there, not that one, 929 00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:45,473 the one that's farthest from me. 930 00:41:45,539 --> 00:41:47,475 -Oh, the furthest one, right. -Yeah. 931 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:50,177 Bailey know that you are so hospitable? 932 00:41:50,244 --> 00:41:52,146 Look, all complaints are actually dropped 933 00:41:52,213 --> 00:41:54,815 in the empty tampon box, which is right by the water fountain. 934 00:41:54,882 --> 00:41:56,117 If you need an extra pen, let me know. 935 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:57,418 Nice. 936 00:41:57,485 --> 00:42:00,121 -Might take you up on that. -Perfect. 937 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:05,226 -Psst. -Oh God. 938 00:42:08,229 --> 00:42:09,263 Psst? 939 00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:13,501 Psst? 940 00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:14,835 -Leah? -Yeah. 941 00:42:14,902 --> 00:42:17,571 Oh, you did hear, okay. Um. 942 00:42:19,006 --> 00:42:20,741 I just wanted to say, the, 943 00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:22,410 that thing Ronnie said to you, 944 00:42:22,476 --> 00:42:24,412 at the bookstore the other day. 945 00:42:24,478 --> 00:42:26,313 That was not cool. 946 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:29,550 In fact, beyond not cool. It was extremely mean. 947 00:42:30,151 --> 00:42:32,920 So, I'm sorry that she said that to you. 948 00:42:36,424 --> 00:42:38,559 I appreciate that. Thanks. 949 00:42:38,626 --> 00:42:39,927 Yeah. 950 00:42:39,994 --> 00:42:41,962 I didn't. Haven't thought about it since. 951 00:42:42,029 --> 00:42:44,331 -But thank you. -Yeah. 952 00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:45,800 You can send him 953 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:47,268 to the conference room now, Leah. 954 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,837 Well, well, that is your cue. 955 00:42:51,338 --> 00:42:52,573 That's my cue. 956 00:42:56,077 --> 00:42:57,144 Wait. 957 00:42:59,046 --> 00:43:00,147 What? 958 00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:01,816 Oh, God, okay. 959 00:43:01,882 --> 00:43:03,484 Take off your tie. 960 00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,920 -What? -Your tie, take it off. 961 00:43:05,986 --> 00:43:07,354 Uh, why? 962 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:08,856 Because. 963 00:43:08,923 --> 00:43:11,292 Because Bailey hates ties. Like, hates ties. 964 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:12,426 This isn't a prank? 965 00:43:12,493 --> 00:43:13,828 Her dad was a funeral director, 966 00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:15,530 so ties make her think about dead bodies. 967 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:16,630 -Dead bodies? -So, you-- 968 00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:18,199 That is so dark. 969 00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:19,600 I know, well, look, I didn't choose her childhood. 970 00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:20,734 Wow, okay. 971 00:43:21,268 --> 00:43:23,104 -That's her life, so. -Feels like a prank, but okay. 972 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:24,705 -It's not a prank. -I'll go with it, yeah. 973 00:43:24,772 --> 00:43:25,873 You want the job, or you don't want the job. 974 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,108 -Sure. -Okay, that's good. 975 00:43:27,174 --> 00:43:28,209 -Choosing to trust you. -Yeah. 976 00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:29,810 All right. Better? 977 00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:32,346 Oh, no, oh God, okay. 978 00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:33,848 Oh, thank you. 979 00:43:33,914 --> 00:43:35,584 -Appreciate that. -Why would you button this too? 980 00:43:35,649 --> 00:43:37,918 -Can you breathe in them? -Not while you're choking me. 981 00:43:37,985 --> 00:43:39,253 -Okay. -Thank you. 982 00:43:40,688 --> 00:43:42,256 -It's like you can breathe now. -Yeah. 983 00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,724 Better? 984 00:43:44,992 --> 00:43:47,094 No, yeah, no, it's better, it's good. 985 00:43:47,161 --> 00:43:50,698 You look good, you look worthy. 986 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:51,765 Worthy? 987 00:43:51,832 --> 00:43:53,267 Worthy for the job. 988 00:43:53,334 --> 00:43:56,203 Why are you suddenly being so nice to me? 989 00:43:56,270 --> 00:43:57,271 You know, who knows? 990 00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:58,806 Mercury just fell out of retrograde. 991 00:43:58,873 --> 00:44:00,207 -Really? -It came back. 992 00:44:00,274 --> 00:44:02,511 The Saturn returned, I don't know. Go. 993 00:44:02,577 --> 00:44:04,211 -Thank you. -Yeah. 994 00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:24,265 -Hey. -Hey. 995 00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:25,833 Celebratory drink? 996 00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:27,735 You sold the design? 997 00:44:27,801 --> 00:44:29,069 I did. 998 00:44:29,136 --> 00:44:31,038 What? Wait. 999 00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:32,873 Wait, that means I sold the design. 1000 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,942 How did you possibly sell the design? 1001 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:37,244 Because if you had worn the tie, then you-- 1002 00:44:37,311 --> 00:44:38,913 Oh, then I would have looked like a dead body. 1003 00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:40,515 -Yes. -Gotcha, yeah. 1004 00:44:40,582 --> 00:44:41,982 -Oh, this is really exciting. -This is great for us. 1005 00:44:42,049 --> 00:44:44,018 We should go get a celebratory drink. 1006 00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:45,853 What? Oh. 1007 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,088 Yeah, no, I'm okay, thank you. 1008 00:44:48,155 --> 00:44:51,091 I don't really feel like being run over by your girlfriend. 1009 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,994 -Girlfriend? -Yeah, Veronica. 1010 00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:56,864 Uh, no, she's old colleague. 1011 00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:59,099 I was getting a second opinion over coffee, that's all. 1012 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,635 Oh, yeah. 1013 00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:03,370 She looked a little hot for a coffee. 1014 00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:04,972 Trust me, not a date. 1015 00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:07,141 Did she know that? 1016 00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:10,945 I would say that her wife was plenty aware of it. 1017 00:45:11,745 --> 00:45:13,480 Yeah. 1018 00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,750 Wait, so, do you think she was mean to me 1019 00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:17,885 because she thought I was pretty? 1020 00:45:17,952 --> 00:45:19,853 Definitely. 1021 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,088 Holy shit. 1022 00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:22,856 -Yeah. -That changes everything. 1023 00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:24,058 It's wild, huh? 1024 00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:25,125 -Yeah. -Yeah, mind blown. 1025 00:45:25,192 --> 00:45:27,962 -So, a drink? -Oh. 1026 00:45:28,028 --> 00:45:30,898 -Not a date. -Not a date, just a whiskey. 1027 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:32,766 Okay, good, yeah, 'cause I can't, 1028 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,034 I can't go on another date with you. 1029 00:45:34,101 --> 00:45:35,469 That's fine, I can't date you either. 1030 00:45:35,537 --> 00:45:37,271 -What? -What? 1031 00:45:37,338 --> 00:45:38,772 Boheme at 5:15. 1032 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:40,207 See you there. 1033 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:13,874 So, why can't you go on another date with me? 1034 00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:16,110 If we wanna call it that. 1035 00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:17,278 Mm. 1036 00:46:18,713 --> 00:46:20,147 Come on, tell me. 1037 00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:24,785 Come on. Okay, okay, screw it. 1038 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:29,923 My grandmother, Gigi, made a bet, if you will. 1039 00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:33,260 She bet me a large amount of money 1040 00:46:33,327 --> 00:46:38,098 that I could find love in 40 consecutive dates. 1041 00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,635 -No way. -Mm-hmm. 1042 00:46:40,702 --> 00:46:42,336 I'm one of your 40 dates! 1043 00:46:42,403 --> 00:46:45,339 Ha! Yeah. I mean, if you wanna call it that. 1044 00:46:45,406 --> 00:46:46,741 I do wanna call it that. 1045 00:46:46,807 --> 00:46:48,643 Wow. What number was I? 1046 00:46:48,710 --> 00:46:51,979 -20. -20? What are we on? 1047 00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:54,348 27. 1048 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:56,283 -Damn! -Mm-hmm. 1049 00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:59,053 Whoa. Are you sleeping with any of these guys? 1050 00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:01,955 Wow, that is none of your business. 1051 00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:04,825 Valid, sorry about that. 1052 00:47:07,094 --> 00:47:08,295 Another round? 1053 00:47:08,362 --> 00:47:11,566 Um... yes, but... 1054 00:47:11,633 --> 00:47:14,001 Hm. 27's waiting. 1055 00:47:14,068 --> 00:47:15,804 -Shame. -Yeah. 1056 00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:17,237 Before you go, open that up. 1057 00:47:17,304 --> 00:47:18,405 Why? 1058 00:47:18,472 --> 00:47:19,541 Humor me. 1059 00:47:20,307 --> 00:47:22,042 I case you need an emergency call 1060 00:47:22,109 --> 00:47:23,911 in any of your terrible dates. 1061 00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:25,346 Feel free to hit me up. 1062 00:47:25,412 --> 00:47:27,247 I took drama in high school, so my fake crying 1063 00:47:27,314 --> 00:47:28,750 is actually pretty on point. 1064 00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:30,351 Oh. But boys don't cry. 1065 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:32,554 Oh, they do, it's just, it's in the shower 1066 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:33,755 where no one can see it. 1067 00:47:33,822 --> 00:47:35,255 Got it. How much? 1068 00:47:35,322 --> 00:47:36,990 No, no, no, don't worry about it, I got this. 1069 00:47:37,057 --> 00:47:38,225 -You sure? -Yeah. 1070 00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:41,596 -Not a date. -Not a date. 1071 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:42,963 -Not a date. -Not a date. 1072 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,666 Okay. 1073 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:47,368 Oh, shit. 1074 00:47:51,972 --> 00:47:54,141 Ah, yes, thank you. 1075 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:55,242 Aw. 1076 00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:57,612 27 is in good hands. 1077 00:48:28,777 --> 00:48:31,044 How was lucky 27? 1078 00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:34,481 Oh, he was lucky all right. 1079 00:48:34,549 --> 00:48:35,617 Oh, he was lucky? 1080 00:48:35,683 --> 00:48:38,520 Yeah, he was, he was a photographer. 1081 00:48:38,586 --> 00:48:39,654 Mm-hmm. 1082 00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:40,921 Photographer. 1083 00:48:40,988 --> 00:48:42,322 -Question for you, though. -Yeah. 1084 00:48:42,389 --> 00:48:44,659 Would you take photos of used underwear? 1085 00:48:44,726 --> 00:48:46,226 Absolutely I would. 1086 00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:47,896 And I'll tell you all about it over lunch. 1087 00:48:47,961 --> 00:48:49,196 Oh, yay. 1088 00:48:50,964 --> 00:48:52,600 Did you draw that? 1089 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:56,470 No, no, Mason, no. The little office elves 1090 00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:58,472 that run around here, they actually broke in last night, 1091 00:48:58,540 --> 00:48:59,607 they drew this. 1092 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,475 Leah, that's really good. 1093 00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:04,411 Okay, thank you. 1094 00:49:04,478 --> 00:49:05,547 Lunch? 1095 00:49:05,613 --> 00:49:06,980 As in a date? 1096 00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:09,483 Aww. That's cute. 1097 00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,084 It was a good try. 1098 00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:16,223 So, pictures of underwear, like Fruit of the Loom? 1099 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:17,926 Yeah, like who's even into that, you know? 1100 00:49:17,991 --> 00:49:20,160 -No idea. -I wear the cute kind. 1101 00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:22,697 Lots of cheek, lots of lace. 1102 00:49:22,764 --> 00:49:24,097 Leah Jones? 1103 00:49:26,066 --> 00:49:29,002 -Jackson, hi! -Hey. 1104 00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:30,538 Oh my God. 1105 00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:33,373 God, you look amazing. 1106 00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:39,112 Oh, no, I mean, I just, like, threw this on, so. 1107 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,516 What's up, I'm Mason. 1108 00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:44,786 Oh, hey, yeah, Jackson. 1109 00:49:45,887 --> 00:49:49,356 Look, I had a really amazing time the other night. 1110 00:49:49,423 --> 00:49:51,024 I'm sorry I haven't texted. 1111 00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:52,660 I've just been slammed volunteering 1112 00:49:52,727 --> 00:49:55,162 with Frank's underprivileged children's reading program 1113 00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:57,732 and teaching night courses for first gen 1114 00:49:57,799 --> 00:49:59,767 non-English speakers with disabilities. 1115 00:50:00,635 --> 00:50:04,404 Oh, yeah, no, I mean, I, like, love languages, so. 1116 00:50:05,172 --> 00:50:06,406 Let's get together soon. 1117 00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:08,242 Sounds amazing. 1118 00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,010 -Amazing. -Amazing. 1119 00:50:10,077 --> 00:50:12,547 -I'll text you. -Okay. 1120 00:50:12,614 --> 00:50:13,648 Big dog. 1121 00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:18,553 Ohh. 1122 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:20,622 Did you know that you have two voices? 1123 00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:22,222 Huh? 1124 00:50:22,289 --> 00:50:24,491 You have two voices-- normal voice, secretary voice. 1125 00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:27,060 You totally just used your secretary voice on him. 1126 00:50:27,127 --> 00:50:28,428 I did not. 1127 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:30,030 -You 100% did. -No, I didn't. 1128 00:50:30,097 --> 00:50:31,498 -Yeah, you did. -Whatever. 1129 00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:34,167 -Besides, you can't date him. -And why not? 1130 00:50:35,003 --> 00:50:36,771 -He's not your guy. -Who says? 1131 00:50:36,838 --> 00:50:41,543 Let's just say that your chemistry is amazing. 1132 00:50:41,609 --> 00:50:43,043 Shut up. 1133 00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:44,211 -Amazing. -Stop. 1134 00:50:44,278 --> 00:50:45,345 He makes me flustered. 1135 00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,615 He gives me butterflies. 1136 00:50:47,682 --> 00:50:49,751 He does. 1137 00:50:49,817 --> 00:50:51,285 -Just saying. -Come on. 1138 00:50:51,351 --> 00:50:53,320 How many people have you been in love with? 1139 00:50:54,187 --> 00:50:55,455 -It's been a few. -Great. 1140 00:50:55,523 --> 00:50:56,824 And? 1141 00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:58,392 It didn't work out, obviously. 1142 00:50:58,458 --> 00:50:59,627 -Obviously. -Yeah. 1143 00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,763 Look at you. 1144 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,365 It just wasn't right. 1145 00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:08,903 What? 1146 00:51:08,970 --> 00:51:10,070 What? 1147 00:51:10,137 --> 00:51:11,138 No. 1148 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:13,073 -What? -No. 1149 00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:15,577 You were about to give me the whole "she wasn't the one" talk. 1150 00:51:15,643 --> 00:51:17,045 -No, no, no, no, no. -Yes. 1151 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:18,613 See, I don't believe in the one. 1152 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,315 I believe that love is part nature and part decision. 1153 00:51:21,381 --> 00:51:24,217 And it doesn't happen overnight. 1154 00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:26,253 It happens over long stretches of time. 1155 00:51:27,055 --> 00:51:28,756 Thank you. 1156 00:51:28,823 --> 00:51:32,760 God, I could kiss you right now. No one ever agrees with me. 1157 00:51:35,730 --> 00:51:38,098 Oh, shoot, I gotta go, lunch is up. 1158 00:51:38,165 --> 00:51:39,534 All right, yeah. 1159 00:51:42,604 --> 00:51:43,638 Um... 1160 00:51:45,339 --> 00:51:47,675 Do I, like, really have a secretary voice? 1161 00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,877 Yeah, you sure do, and it doesn't fit you. 1162 00:51:49,944 --> 00:51:51,879 It's entirely too pleasant. 1163 00:51:53,047 --> 00:51:54,816 God. 1164 00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,888 What up, bitch, I got fries. 1165 00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:05,727 Oh, wow, what's... 1166 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:07,729 Okay. 1167 00:52:07,795 --> 00:52:09,063 I'm getting fired. 1168 00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,230 What? 1169 00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:13,133 Yeah, no, I'm getting fired today. 1170 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,938 No, no, no, no. Whose laptop is that? 1171 00:52:17,005 --> 00:52:18,506 Bailey's. 1172 00:52:19,874 --> 00:52:21,208 That's fine. 1173 00:52:21,274 --> 00:52:22,844 It's not fine. 1174 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:25,278 Because I had all of the new Bing Bop designs on there. 1175 00:52:25,345 --> 00:52:26,981 -Right. -And I didn't, 1176 00:52:27,048 --> 00:52:28,482 I didn't back it up. -Okay. 1177 00:52:28,549 --> 00:52:30,018 And, so, now, they're gonna be gone. 1178 00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:32,285 -And we present on Monday. -Oh. 1179 00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:35,657 -So. -Monday? 1180 00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:38,191 -It's just like... -Yeah. 1181 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:40,561 Well, that's-- it's not Monday yet. 1182 00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:42,764 Okay, well, here's no, no, 1183 00:52:42,830 --> 00:52:44,599 no, no, here's the good news, you want the good news? 1184 00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:47,234 I'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna fix it. 1185 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,336 -No, you're not. -Yes, I am. 1186 00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:51,204 -No, you're not. -I remember 1187 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:53,608 what they look like really good, by the way. 1188 00:52:53,675 --> 00:52:54,676 Really cute. 1189 00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:55,977 I can do it, this is easy. I could-- 1190 00:52:56,044 --> 00:52:57,344 Let me do this for you. 1191 00:52:57,411 --> 00:52:58,546 You don't remember what they look like. 1192 00:52:58,613 --> 00:52:59,714 Yeah. 1193 00:52:59,781 --> 00:53:01,716 Come on, when have I ever lied to you? 1194 00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:06,219 You lie to me, like, all the time. 1195 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:07,922 What? 1196 00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:11,826 Oh, not on the fries, it's so bad for your skin. 1197 00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:17,832 Hey, hey, look at me, look at me. 1198 00:53:20,168 --> 00:53:22,269 You need to pull yourself together. 1199 00:53:25,707 --> 00:53:26,874 Okay? 1200 00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:28,475 -Okay. -Okay. 1201 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:30,511 -Okay. That was crazy. -Yeah, that was wild. 1202 00:53:30,578 --> 00:53:31,979 That was crazy. Thank you. 1203 00:53:32,046 --> 00:53:33,181 I'm gonna fix it, though. 1204 00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:34,749 I'm sorry for lying in the past. 1205 00:53:34,816 --> 00:53:36,017 It's okay. 1206 00:54:39,714 --> 00:54:40,815 B? 1207 00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:46,154 Is that right? 1208 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,221 Yeah. 1209 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:48,288 Yeah, it looks great. 1210 00:54:48,355 --> 00:54:49,891 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1211 00:54:51,092 --> 00:54:52,527 -Okay, you're a lifesaver. -You're good, 1212 00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:53,828 you can breathe now. 1213 00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:00,968 Ah, crap! 1214 00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:44,912 Mason's coming over. 1215 00:55:47,281 --> 00:55:48,749 You owe that guy a shirt. 1216 00:55:57,258 --> 00:55:58,793 Thank you, you're my hero. 1217 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:00,027 You are welcome. 1218 00:56:00,094 --> 00:56:01,829 -Hi, Bianca, good to see you. -Hi. 1219 00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:06,067 So, what, no date tonight? 1220 00:56:06,133 --> 00:56:07,602 No, already handled. 1221 00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:19,347 -Yikes. -Yeah, he was a real keeper. 1222 00:56:19,412 --> 00:56:20,781 Oof, that's a lot. 1223 00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:23,284 Yeah, what are you doing, where are you going? 1224 00:56:23,351 --> 00:56:25,286 I have to finish this proposal. 1225 00:56:25,353 --> 00:56:26,520 We were gonna watch a movie. 1226 00:56:26,587 --> 00:56:28,656 And I have errands to run. 1227 00:56:28,723 --> 00:56:30,658 -So, you're in charge. -Nice. 1228 00:56:30,725 --> 00:56:34,929 Before you go, I emailed you some ideas that I had 1229 00:56:34,996 --> 00:56:36,564 when I was working on the other Bing Bops. 1230 00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:39,432 So, I was just wondering if you could, like-- 1231 00:56:39,499 --> 00:56:40,835 Okay. 1232 00:56:40,902 --> 00:56:43,604 I can show Bailey tomorrow. 1233 00:56:43,671 --> 00:56:46,374 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 1234 00:56:46,439 --> 00:56:48,276 Okay. 1235 00:56:48,342 --> 00:56:50,244 You two have fun. 1236 00:56:50,311 --> 00:56:51,579 Don't die. 1237 00:56:51,646 --> 00:56:53,047 Love you so much. 1238 00:56:53,114 --> 00:56:55,149 -Love you, bye. -It's good to see you. 1239 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:58,819 What was that all about? 1240 00:56:58,886 --> 00:57:00,554 -It is Ouija board time. -No, it's not. 1241 00:57:00,621 --> 00:57:01,689 -Yes, it is. -No, it's not. 1242 00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:02,957 -No. -Stay at my house... 1243 00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:03,958 I make the rules. 1244 00:57:04,025 --> 00:57:05,293 -I was put in charge. -So... 1245 00:57:05,359 --> 00:57:06,694 No, you weren't. 1246 00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:18,139 Yep. 1247 00:57:20,641 --> 00:57:22,910 -That's a lot to take in. -Mm-hmm. 1248 00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:32,119 That's an odd visual. 1249 00:57:32,186 --> 00:57:34,055 -Are we done? -Nope, can't stop staring. 1250 00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:35,523 Okay. 1251 00:57:39,894 --> 00:57:43,831 Ah, there's my little spy. I need a full report. 1252 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:50,071 Well, there is a boy. 1253 00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:51,339 Oh. 1254 00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:53,441 I think it could really be something. 1255 00:57:53,507 --> 00:57:55,543 So, there's reason for hope? 1256 00:57:56,310 --> 00:57:59,747 She seems... different. 1257 00:57:59,814 --> 00:58:03,483 Well, I'm optimistic. How are you doing? 1258 00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:05,386 Me? 1259 00:58:05,453 --> 00:58:07,021 No, the other best friend. 1260 00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:08,222 Yes, you. 1261 00:58:09,423 --> 00:58:10,858 I'm fine. 1262 00:58:10,925 --> 00:58:13,561 You two are like peas in a pod. 1263 00:58:16,430 --> 00:58:17,898 How about dinner? 1264 00:58:17,965 --> 00:58:19,934 I just happen to have lasagna in the oven, 1265 00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:23,070 and I can't eat it by myself. 1266 00:58:23,137 --> 00:58:25,206 Yeah, yeah, I could eat. 1267 00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:26,340 Yeah. 1268 00:58:26,407 --> 00:58:27,842 Oh, Honeysuckle! 1269 00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:30,044 I could never live another day without you! 1270 00:58:30,111 --> 00:58:34,148 Every second of every minute of every day, 1271 00:58:34,215 --> 00:58:35,950 I think of your rose petal lips. 1272 00:58:36,017 --> 00:58:38,853 Oh, Angus, how you've swept me off my feet 1273 00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:42,023 like a one-bedroom farmhouse in a Kansas tornado! 1274 00:58:42,089 --> 00:58:43,924 - Kiss me! - So stupid. 1275 00:58:44,658 --> 00:58:47,361 Stupid? Are you mocking their love? 1276 00:58:47,428 --> 00:58:49,163 -Absolutely. -Why? 1277 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,631 Because. 1278 00:58:51,399 --> 00:58:54,068 Come on, stuff like that doesn't happen in real life. 1279 00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:55,436 Yes, it does. 1280 00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:58,105 Wait, wait, wait, are you saying that with all these guys, 1281 00:58:58,172 --> 00:59:01,108 you've... what, you haven't got, like, a text back? 1282 00:59:01,175 --> 00:59:03,512 Oh, no, I've received texts back. 1283 00:59:03,577 --> 00:59:06,547 -You've gotten texts? -Plenty of texts. 1284 00:59:07,648 --> 00:59:09,917 We both know why I am dating so hard. 1285 00:59:09,984 --> 00:59:13,187 -So. -Thank you. 1286 00:59:13,254 --> 00:59:14,288 Pass it on to you. 1287 00:59:18,359 --> 00:59:20,094 Why are you? 1288 00:59:20,161 --> 00:59:21,929 I'm really not. 1289 00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:23,731 -Oh, come on. -I'm not. 1290 00:59:23,798 --> 00:59:25,866 Mr. Midday Condom Retrieval. 1291 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:27,802 No, no, no, no, no, see, 1292 00:59:27,868 --> 00:59:29,503 those were not for me. 1293 00:59:29,570 --> 00:59:31,172 Those were for my buddy, Matt. 1294 00:59:31,238 --> 00:59:32,507 Matt? 1295 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:34,008 Matt's real, you met him at the bar. 1296 00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:37,278 Matt's not old enough to buy his own condoms? 1297 00:59:38,045 --> 00:59:40,515 They were a gag gift. 1298 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:41,849 It's for his birthday. 1299 00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:45,419 But I think your ex needed one. 1300 00:59:45,486 --> 00:59:46,687 Oh, no. 1301 00:59:46,754 --> 00:59:50,191 No, no, my ex had, he had plenty. 1302 00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:51,926 He actually kept them, 1303 00:59:53,794 --> 00:59:57,832 he kept them in a fishbowl of sorts by his bed. 1304 00:59:58,732 --> 01:00:01,735 This is a true story, I'm not messing with you. 1305 01:00:01,802 --> 01:00:03,237 This is terrible. 1306 01:00:03,304 --> 01:00:04,506 -I know. -That's terrible. 1307 01:00:04,573 --> 01:00:05,973 -Yeah, it's embarrassing. -Oh, wow. 1308 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,409 Wow, he sounds great. Real genius, that one. 1309 01:00:08,476 --> 01:00:11,612 Yeah, yeah, your ex was-- she was a brain surgeon? 1310 01:00:11,679 --> 01:00:14,148 No. 1311 01:00:14,215 --> 01:00:15,616 And? 1312 01:00:15,683 --> 01:00:17,885 Just... just happened. 1313 01:00:17,952 --> 01:00:22,289 Oh, no, come on, there's always a moment. 1314 01:00:22,356 --> 01:00:23,791 What was it? 1315 01:00:23,858 --> 01:00:26,060 -Okay, funny story. -Oh. 1316 01:00:26,127 --> 01:00:28,563 I came home from work one day, 1317 01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:30,297 and she'd moved everything around. 1318 01:00:30,364 --> 01:00:33,033 In the kitchen, the pots, the pans, 1319 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,069 plates, silverware, everything. 1320 01:00:35,136 --> 01:00:37,638 It was just like, I couldn't find any of my stuff. 1321 01:00:37,705 --> 01:00:38,973 No. 1322 01:00:39,039 --> 01:00:40,875 The plates were, like, on the top shelf. 1323 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,643 Totally out of reach. 1324 01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:45,646 And it didn't bother me at the time, it really didn't. 1325 01:00:45,713 --> 01:00:48,916 But right after that, we had started 1326 01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:51,318 just having, like, problem after problem. 1327 01:00:51,385 --> 01:00:55,990 I just, I don't know, I just, it's the beginning of the end. 1328 01:00:56,056 --> 01:01:00,261 Anyway, like, three weeks later, she was gone, we had broken up. 1329 01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:03,364 And I put everything back the way that it was, 1330 01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:04,732 the way it was supposed to be. 1331 01:01:04,798 --> 01:01:06,167 Of course. 1332 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:09,036 I guess, my question that I'm still kinda like 1333 01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:10,771 playing with my head is what, 1334 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:14,008 like if she needed like a change, 1335 01:01:14,074 --> 01:01:16,744 why didn't she just talk to me about it, you know? 1336 01:01:16,810 --> 01:01:19,346 -Why not just ask me? -Yeah. 1337 01:01:20,114 --> 01:01:22,783 You wanna know something a little shitty, though? 1338 01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:24,084 I love shitty. 1339 01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:26,521 -Oh, you're in luck. -Okay, hit me. 1340 01:01:26,588 --> 01:01:29,256 I... 1341 01:01:29,323 --> 01:01:31,859 It only took me about three weeks... 1342 01:01:31,926 --> 01:01:34,728 to forget that she had ever lived with me. 1343 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:38,299 -Oh, God. -God. 1344 01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:39,833 -That's really bad. -Terrible. 1345 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,101 It's even worse when I said it out loud. 1346 01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:43,070 But she rearranged the pots, so. 1347 01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:45,105 -She was asking for it. -She did? 1348 01:01:45,172 --> 01:01:46,641 -She did. -She was asking for it. 1349 01:01:46,707 --> 01:01:47,841 -Yeah, she did do that. -Yeah. 1350 01:01:47,908 --> 01:01:49,243 You gotta tell me something. 1351 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:50,945 -What? -Tell me something... 1352 01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:52,846 -Tell me something real. -Okay, okay, okay. 1353 01:01:52,913 --> 01:01:54,381 -Okay. -Come on. 1354 01:01:54,448 --> 01:01:56,618 For me, I just feel like it's been a series of people 1355 01:01:56,685 --> 01:01:57,686 letting me down. 1356 01:01:57,751 --> 01:01:59,353 Not just guys, 1357 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,623 like, my mom and my dad 1358 01:02:01,690 --> 01:02:04,158 and just people in general. 1359 01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:05,292 Yeah. 1360 01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:07,895 And so, I feel like I sort of just... 1361 01:02:09,863 --> 01:02:11,131 retreated. 1362 01:02:11,198 --> 01:02:12,266 Yeah. 1363 01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:15,269 But the last few weeks, although insane, 1364 01:02:15,336 --> 01:02:18,806 I feel like I've caught my breath again. 1365 01:02:20,307 --> 01:02:25,045 Or at least I'm... 1366 01:02:25,112 --> 01:02:26,814 ...breathing again. 1367 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:30,951 Well, that's good. 1368 01:02:31,018 --> 01:02:32,820 -It's good to breathe. -You have to breathe. 1369 01:02:32,886 --> 01:02:34,221 I do. 1370 01:02:34,288 --> 01:02:35,889 I mean, I'd die without it, so. 1371 01:02:35,956 --> 01:02:37,191 Yes, you would. 1372 01:02:40,294 --> 01:02:45,332 I don't know if that just made any sense. 1373 01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:48,502 Totally does. 1374 01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:53,807 I don't know, I, okay. 1375 01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:58,513 I guess what I'm trying to say... 1376 01:03:02,584 --> 01:03:04,218 is I get it. 1377 01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:08,922 You know, in terms of us... 1378 01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:13,794 putting ourselves back out there. 1379 01:03:14,663 --> 01:03:16,163 Thanks for the ear. 1380 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,066 Any time. 1381 01:03:43,090 --> 01:03:44,458 Whatcha doing? 1382 01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:48,028 -Don't move. -Okay. 1383 01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:51,098 Okay, if you move, then I can't play my game. 1384 01:03:52,366 --> 01:03:53,400 Okay. 1385 01:03:57,672 --> 01:03:59,406 How'd you sleep? 1386 01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:03,511 I slept really, really good. 1387 01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:04,746 Good. 1388 01:04:04,813 --> 01:04:06,914 Do not move. 1389 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,248 Okay. 1390 01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,885 I'm gonna be so... 1391 01:04:14,522 --> 01:04:15,889 I'm so sorry. 1392 01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:17,826 -That was so close. -I got so excited. 1393 01:04:20,894 --> 01:04:22,196 Do you need coffee? 1394 01:04:22,262 --> 01:04:23,698 I would love some coffee. 1395 01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:24,998 Okay. 1396 01:04:25,065 --> 01:04:27,868 - Get up, then. - Okay. 1397 01:04:27,935 --> 01:04:29,336 Let me run to the bathroom. 1398 01:04:29,403 --> 01:04:33,207 Toothbrushes are under the sink. 1399 01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:35,744 -Is that a hint? -Yeah, you're disgusting. 1400 01:05:11,613 --> 01:05:13,848 Any, uh, big plans for the day? 1401 01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:15,349 -Here's your coffee. -Oh, thank you. 1402 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,918 Uh, yeah, actually, I am gonna over to Gigi's. 1403 01:05:17,985 --> 01:05:19,019 Mm. 1404 01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:20,688 Gigi, yeah. 1405 01:05:20,755 --> 01:05:22,189 -Do you want cream cheese? -Cream cheese would be great. 1406 01:05:22,256 --> 01:05:24,124 -Am I in the way? -Mm-hmm. 1407 01:05:24,191 --> 01:05:25,760 Um... I'll take you. 1408 01:05:25,827 --> 01:05:27,995 No, you're fine, it's like all the way across town. 1409 01:05:28,061 --> 01:05:29,062 I'm just gonna Uber. 1410 01:05:29,129 --> 01:05:30,799 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1411 01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:32,166 -No, it's fine, I can take you. -You don't have to take me. 1412 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,701 You don't have a car? 1413 01:05:33,768 --> 01:05:35,904 I-I do have a car. 1414 01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:37,204 Where's your car? 1415 01:05:37,271 --> 01:05:38,840 Um, it's in the shop. 1416 01:05:38,907 --> 01:05:40,040 -In the shop? -Yeah. 1417 01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:41,375 What happened to your car? 1418 01:05:41,442 --> 01:05:43,043 Um... 1419 01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:45,145 -Mm, that's good. -I know. 1420 01:05:45,212 --> 01:05:47,014 -There was a squirrel. -There was a squirrel? 1421 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,583 So, I swerved. 1422 01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:50,150 -Oh, no. -Don't judge me. 1423 01:05:50,217 --> 01:05:52,486 I'm not judging you, I'm waiting for you to share. 1424 01:05:52,554 --> 01:05:55,456 And then I hit a lamp, but it's fine. 1425 01:05:56,758 --> 01:05:58,058 It's a squirrel, lamp, cool. 1426 01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,393 All righty, well, I'll take you. 1427 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:00,762 Okay. 1428 01:06:00,829 --> 01:06:02,229 You'll like her. 1429 01:06:02,296 --> 01:06:05,132 -I'm excited to meet her. -She's kind of crazy. 1430 01:06:05,567 --> 01:06:08,101 -Who's not? -That's true. 1431 01:06:16,945 --> 01:06:17,946 -Hey, I got that. -What? 1432 01:06:18,011 --> 01:06:19,012 -Yeah. -I'm strong. 1433 01:06:19,079 --> 01:06:20,080 No, it's nothing, really. 1434 01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:21,148 -Okay. -No problem. 1435 01:06:21,215 --> 01:06:22,449 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1436 01:06:23,852 --> 01:06:25,052 -It's beautiful. -I know. 1437 01:06:25,118 --> 01:06:26,721 I don't know why I can't move in. 1438 01:06:26,788 --> 01:06:29,691 Oh, good, I just made cookies! 1439 01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:31,826 Oh, since when do you bake? 1440 01:06:31,893 --> 01:06:33,962 Since you've been a very good girl. 1441 01:06:34,027 --> 01:06:35,864 So, last week? 1442 01:06:35,930 --> 01:06:38,098 Around then. Who is this? 1443 01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:40,234 Mason Davis, ma'am. Date number 20. 1444 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:44,506 Oh, oh, so, you know about our little agreement? 1445 01:06:44,572 --> 01:06:47,441 I do, and I find it very refreshing. 1446 01:06:47,509 --> 01:06:50,545 Well, that means you have a good sense of humor. 1447 01:06:52,145 --> 01:06:54,147 Okay, this is nice. 1448 01:06:54,214 --> 01:06:55,583 Mason, thank you. 1449 01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:57,184 You can leave now, you don't have to stay. 1450 01:06:57,251 --> 01:06:59,119 -That's okay. -Actually, 1451 01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:00,420 it would be great if he could. 1452 01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:03,123 I have a very long list of to-dos, 1453 01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:04,592 and I could use a little muscle. 1454 01:07:04,659 --> 01:07:06,761 She's joking. You're joking. 1455 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:09,196 -I'm not. -Just tell me what to do, Gigi. 1456 01:07:09,263 --> 01:07:11,666 I would love to tell you what to do. 1457 01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:15,102 This one's helpful, but she's a little slow. 1458 01:07:16,303 --> 01:07:18,740 -Slow? -I'm not slow. 1459 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,143 -You coming? -Yeah, I'm coming. 1460 01:07:30,818 --> 01:07:33,153 How's that, right there? 1461 01:07:34,956 --> 01:07:37,057 Yeah, um... 1462 01:07:37,124 --> 01:07:38,492 No, that's crooked. 1463 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,028 It's not crooked, it's perfect. 1464 01:07:40,093 --> 01:07:41,461 No, it's crooked. 1465 01:07:41,529 --> 01:07:43,531 It's not crooked, you're crooked. 1466 01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:44,431 Step back. 1467 01:07:44,498 --> 01:07:46,668 Look, just a little bit crooked. 1468 01:07:46,734 --> 01:07:48,570 Yeah, you're right, it's crooked. 1469 01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:51,706 What'd you say? 1470 01:07:51,773 --> 01:07:53,307 I think I said something along the lines of you were right, 1471 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:55,208 and it was crooked. 1472 01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:57,444 There we go. 1473 01:07:57,512 --> 01:07:59,212 How's that? -It's much better. 1474 01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:01,348 -What? I said you were right. -I know. 1475 01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:09,489 You okay? 1476 01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:12,594 -Yeah, are you okay? -Yeah, I'm good. 1477 01:08:13,595 --> 01:08:14,696 I'm so sorry. 1478 01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,097 That's okay. 1479 01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:26,975 -I did try to get you up. -Yeah, you did try. 1480 01:08:27,374 --> 01:08:29,077 You're clumsy, though. Oh, I am a bit clumsy. 1481 01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:30,177 Mm. 1482 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:41,856 Mason, I have more dates. 1483 01:08:45,059 --> 01:08:46,460 Yeah, right. 1484 01:08:50,865 --> 01:08:52,667 -That's right. -It's just the dates. 1485 01:08:52,734 --> 01:08:53,768 No, it's okay, yeah. 1486 01:08:55,003 --> 01:08:57,705 I understand, you gotta do what you gotta do. 1487 01:08:57,772 --> 01:09:00,140 Please, I don't, I don't want you to be mad, okay? 1488 01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:01,809 I'm not, no, I'm not. 1489 01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:03,143 I'm not. 1490 01:09:04,679 --> 01:09:05,613 I'm really not. 1491 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,147 -It's okay. -Please, I'm... 1492 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:11,218 I'm really just trying to get through these dates, and, uh, 1493 01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:14,656 I'm trying to figure it out. 1494 01:09:14,722 --> 01:09:16,189 -I know. -Trying to commit to it. 1495 01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:17,792 Yeah. 1496 01:09:17,859 --> 01:09:18,926 It's good. No, you should. 1497 01:09:21,963 --> 01:09:23,665 -Right. -It's okay. 1498 01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:26,199 It's okay. 1499 01:09:28,603 --> 01:09:29,837 Okay. 1500 01:09:31,171 --> 01:09:32,840 I should get going. 1501 01:09:34,207 --> 01:09:35,743 -It's all good. -Okay. 1502 01:09:51,059 --> 01:09:53,127 What am I doing? 1503 01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:03,604 Hey, it was really great to meet you, I'm headed out. 1504 01:10:03,671 --> 01:10:05,173 Oh, Mason, before you get away, 1505 01:10:05,238 --> 01:10:06,908 I have a little something for ya. 1506 01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:09,911 Oh, um, Gigi, I-- 1507 01:10:09,977 --> 01:10:11,045 Listen... 1508 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:15,282 Leah's wasted a lot of time on a lot of jackasses. 1509 01:10:15,348 --> 01:10:19,219 And you, my dear, are not a jackass. 1510 01:10:21,089 --> 01:10:22,489 Thank you. 1511 01:10:22,557 --> 01:10:24,025 And thank you for this. 1512 01:10:24,092 --> 01:10:25,358 I hope you come. 1513 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,394 Hope so too. 1514 01:10:37,171 --> 01:10:40,474 A handsome man has just stepped out the door. 1515 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:43,711 Yeah, yeah, no, I know. 1516 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:48,482 Plenty of fish in the sea, as mom would say, right? 1517 01:10:48,549 --> 01:10:50,618 I thought we weren't talking about her anymore. 1518 01:10:53,755 --> 01:10:56,490 Yeah, but I really don't wanna be like my mom, Gigi. 1519 01:10:57,992 --> 01:11:00,862 I think I might have screwed up with her a little bit. 1520 01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:02,597 I don't know. 1521 01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:07,568 Maybe I was too harsh, or... little of this, little of that. 1522 01:11:08,903 --> 01:11:11,739 But you know, all any of us can do is 1523 01:11:12,707 --> 01:11:16,309 just to try as best we can. 1524 01:11:19,814 --> 01:11:22,282 But I think I got it right with you. 1525 01:11:25,418 --> 01:11:28,523 You think? 1526 01:11:30,658 --> 01:11:34,629 Even though I almost burnt the porch down that one time? 1527 01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:39,667 Baby, you could've burnt the whole house down, 1528 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,302 and I'd still love you. 1529 01:11:47,074 --> 01:11:48,408 Thank you. 1530 01:11:52,647 --> 01:11:54,048 -Hey. -Hey. 1531 01:11:54,115 --> 01:11:56,383 Hi, sorry, wait. 1532 01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:02,623 I, uh, I got you something. 1533 01:12:05,827 --> 01:12:06,627 It's a bomb! 1534 01:12:06,694 --> 01:12:08,563 -Whoa. -Surprise! 1535 01:12:09,597 --> 01:12:11,398 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1536 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:17,404 I also wanted to say that I am sorry for the other day. 1537 01:12:18,573 --> 01:12:19,874 You could have just texted. 1538 01:12:21,843 --> 01:12:25,378 Yeah, no, no, I could have, I could have just texted, 1539 01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:27,480 but a bomb is way more fun. 1540 01:12:27,548 --> 01:12:28,683 So much more fun. 1541 01:12:28,749 --> 01:12:31,384 -Yeah. -Yeah, entirely. 1542 01:12:31,451 --> 01:12:33,187 I'm also really sorry for not wrapping it. 1543 01:12:33,821 --> 01:12:36,324 It is wrapped, it's in a box. 1544 01:12:36,389 --> 01:12:38,192 -Sure, yeah. -It's perfect. 1545 01:12:38,259 --> 01:12:40,595 -Okay. -Thank you. 1546 01:12:42,163 --> 01:12:43,564 Well, you should go work. 1547 01:12:43,631 --> 01:12:45,700 -Gotta go work. -Yeah. 1548 01:12:51,371 --> 01:12:53,341 -You got this. -Grip, step, step. 1549 01:12:53,406 --> 01:12:54,876 Grip, step, step. 1550 01:12:54,942 --> 01:12:56,043 Grip, step, step. 1551 01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:58,646 Grip, step, step. 1552 01:12:58,713 --> 01:13:00,047 Yes. 1553 01:13:01,349 --> 01:13:04,451 -Okay, okay. -Grip, step, step. 1554 01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:05,887 Yeah. 1555 01:13:05,953 --> 01:13:08,923 Let's go, let's go, yeah! 1556 01:13:13,928 --> 01:13:15,263 Oh my gosh. 1557 01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:19,267 Oh, wow, I'm so high. 1558 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,801 I'm so high. 1559 01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:23,537 -Oh my God! -Holy shit, how do I get down? 1560 01:13:23,604 --> 01:13:24,839 What do I, wait, what do I do? 1561 01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:26,240 -Slide down. -Okay, okay. 1562 01:13:26,307 --> 01:13:27,541 Just slide down. 1563 01:13:27,608 --> 01:13:28,643 -Okay. -Yeah. 1564 01:13:28,709 --> 01:13:29,944 -Yes. -Just what? 1565 01:13:30,011 --> 01:13:31,679 Fall down? 1566 01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:32,813 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1567 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,282 No, no, no, hold on, hold on. 1568 01:13:34,348 --> 01:13:35,283 -I'm coming down. -Like a waterfall. 1569 01:13:35,349 --> 01:13:36,684 Okay. 1570 01:13:36,751 --> 01:13:37,818 -You need to slide. -Slide, slide down. 1571 01:13:37,885 --> 01:13:39,053 -Slide down, okay? -Okay. 1572 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,621 -Yes. -Okay. 1573 01:13:40,688 --> 01:13:42,056 -Okay. -Yeah. 1574 01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,224 -Yes. -You got it. 1575 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:44,992 Yes. 1576 01:13:45,059 --> 01:13:46,260 Okay. 1577 01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:51,732 Oh my God. Oh, oh. 1578 01:13:53,401 --> 01:13:55,836 You don't look so good. 1579 01:13:55,903 --> 01:13:57,104 Oh, no. Oh. 1580 01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:59,273 Oh God, oh. 1581 01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:00,775 I'm totally fine. 1582 01:14:00,841 --> 01:14:03,744 No, no, no, no, she's not, she's not okay. 1583 01:14:03,811 --> 01:14:04,612 Oh. 1584 01:14:06,213 --> 01:14:07,548 Oh. 1585 01:14:07,615 --> 01:14:09,183 I'm not gonna scream. 1586 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:12,653 I'm gonna walk away slowly and cry in my car. 1587 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,692 Okay, okay. 1588 01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:53,728 -Hey, Mason. -Uh, hey, um... 1589 01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:55,830 Have you seen Leah? 1590 01:14:55,896 --> 01:14:56,931 Oh. 1591 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:00,701 I'm sorry I have to tell you this. 1592 01:15:00,768 --> 01:15:03,503 What happened? 1593 01:15:03,571 --> 01:15:05,606 It was a long night for all of us. 1594 01:15:05,673 --> 01:15:07,274 Bianca, please, just tell me what happened. 1595 01:15:08,709 --> 01:15:10,611 She's at Gigi's. 1596 01:15:11,278 --> 01:15:12,680 She's at Gigi's? 1597 01:15:12,747 --> 01:15:14,582 Yeah, she got some really gnarly food poisoning. 1598 01:15:15,216 --> 01:15:16,617 You made that sound so much worse than it was. 1599 01:15:16,684 --> 01:15:17,918 I know. 1600 01:15:17,985 --> 01:15:19,453 -Oh, you did that on purpose? -Mm-hmm. 1601 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,555 -You're funny. -Yeah. 1602 01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,657 Wow, you got me. Um... Why aren't you with her? 1603 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,993 Because I don't do well with vomit. 1604 01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,461 Okay. 1605 01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:30,731 But she's accepting visitors if you wanna cheer her up. 1606 01:15:30,798 --> 01:15:32,266 Good to know. 1607 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:35,036 -Okay, I'll see you later. -Thank you. 1608 01:15:35,102 --> 01:15:36,137 Mm-hmm. 1609 01:15:56,424 --> 01:15:59,326 Ah, crap! 1610 01:15:59,393 --> 01:16:00,694 -Hi, there. -Hey. 1611 01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:02,029 How can I help you? 1612 01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:04,065 I heard there's a sick girl here. 1613 01:16:04,131 --> 01:16:07,568 Yeah, yeah, she and Gigi have seen better days. 1614 01:16:07,635 --> 01:16:09,737 My grandpa's here helping out as well. 1615 01:16:09,804 --> 01:16:11,605 Very kind. Um... 1616 01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:13,074 If you could just give this to her. 1617 01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:14,608 That'd be great. 1618 01:16:14,675 --> 01:16:16,610 It's an inside joke, kind of... 1619 01:16:16,677 --> 01:16:18,179 It's really sweet. 1620 01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:19,880 Yeah. 1621 01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:21,816 And if you could let her know I came by, that'd be great. 1622 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:23,851 Mason. 1623 01:16:26,053 --> 01:16:28,856 -Big dog. -Yeah, that's me. 1624 01:16:28,923 --> 01:16:30,357 -All right. -Yeah. 1625 01:16:30,424 --> 01:16:31,959 -Later. -Later. 1626 01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:52,146 Hey, how's the patient? 1627 01:16:52,213 --> 01:16:53,714 The patient is dead. 1628 01:16:55,616 --> 01:16:57,785 Some guy just brought this over. 1629 01:16:57,852 --> 01:16:59,386 Mark or something. 1630 01:17:02,857 --> 01:17:05,192 -Mason? -Yeah, him. 1631 01:17:06,127 --> 01:17:07,628 He a coworker? 1632 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:10,865 Um... 1633 01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:16,170 No, no, he's number 20. 1634 01:17:17,705 --> 01:17:19,773 -Ow. -Number what? 1635 01:17:23,344 --> 01:17:25,146 Gigi and I made a deal, 1636 01:17:25,212 --> 01:17:28,149 that I would go on 40 consecutive dates 1637 01:17:28,215 --> 01:17:31,118 and prove to her that love is a sham. 1638 01:17:33,354 --> 01:17:35,022 This was a long time ago? 1639 01:17:36,123 --> 01:17:38,893 No, this was like a month ago. 1640 01:17:41,395 --> 01:17:45,600 So, I was one of your dates? 1641 01:17:45,666 --> 01:17:47,101 Mm-hmm. 1642 01:17:47,168 --> 01:17:49,236 You were going out with 39 other guys? 1643 01:17:49,303 --> 01:17:50,671 What? 1644 01:17:50,738 --> 01:17:53,807 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1645 01:17:53,874 --> 01:17:57,378 It was more like in a row. 1646 01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,181 -In a row? -Yeah. 1647 01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:03,784 And trust me, it was not as easy as it sounds. 1648 01:18:04,485 --> 01:18:08,623 No, no, no, it takes a lot of stamina. 1649 01:18:08,689 --> 01:18:10,090 Stamina? 1650 01:18:10,724 --> 01:18:12,026 What were you doing with these guys? 1651 01:18:12,092 --> 01:18:14,195 Oh God, what weren't we doing? 1652 01:18:14,261 --> 01:18:15,996 I mean it was like nonstop, you know, 1653 01:18:16,063 --> 01:18:17,932 it was like all over the city. 1654 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,902 This one guy, he took me to a church. 1655 01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:24,038 I-I-I can't hear any more. 1656 01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:25,206 What? 1657 01:18:25,272 --> 01:18:27,441 No, don't worry, we didn't make it inside. 1658 01:18:27,509 --> 01:18:29,376 You did it outside of a church? 1659 01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:32,813 No, I ran away once he took the blindfold off. 1660 01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:38,485 How else am I supposed to make rent? 1661 01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:43,958 You have a very messed-up relationship with your family. 1662 01:18:46,126 --> 01:18:48,495 Okay, I was just having fun. 1663 01:18:48,563 --> 01:18:49,964 With 40 other guys? 1664 01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:53,434 Geez, ow, yeah, and? 1665 01:18:56,538 --> 01:18:58,372 It's been nice knowing you. 1666 01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:38,145 Oh God, Leah. 1667 01:19:43,217 --> 01:19:44,251 Hey. 1668 01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:46,854 Hi. 1669 01:19:48,556 --> 01:19:49,890 You feeling better? 1670 01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:54,895 No, but I have a question. 1671 01:19:54,962 --> 01:19:56,964 - Okay. - Um... 1672 01:19:58,098 --> 01:19:59,500 What was in the bag? 1673 01:20:01,835 --> 01:20:03,070 Why? 1674 01:20:04,004 --> 01:20:05,906 It suffered a casualty. 1675 01:20:07,841 --> 01:20:09,176 Would you just tell me? 1676 01:20:11,345 --> 01:20:12,446 I'm curious, 1677 01:20:12,514 --> 01:20:17,017 but it was just bath bombs and stuff. 1678 01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:19,320 All the girl stuff the store could offer. 1679 01:20:21,889 --> 01:20:23,924 A bomb for a bomb. 1680 01:20:26,695 --> 01:20:27,928 Yeah. 1681 01:20:29,798 --> 01:20:31,566 It's funny. 1682 01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:35,336 I'm glad you think so, I did too. 1683 01:20:40,508 --> 01:20:41,543 Get some rest. 1684 01:20:42,544 --> 01:20:43,578 Text me later. 1685 01:20:44,679 --> 01:20:45,913 Okay. 1686 01:20:46,715 --> 01:20:47,948 Okay. 1687 01:20:48,550 --> 01:20:49,584 Bye. 1688 01:20:57,257 --> 01:20:58,092 Okay. 1689 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,861 Okay, thank you, I'll be right there. 1690 01:21:01,696 --> 01:21:03,397 What's going on, it's good? 1691 01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:04,733 Uh... 1692 01:21:04,799 --> 01:21:06,367 Bailey wants to see me. 1693 01:21:06,433 --> 01:21:07,267 Okay. 1694 01:21:07,334 --> 01:21:08,570 -In her office. -Good. 1695 01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:10,371 -Right now. -Good, yeah, this is good. 1696 01:21:10,437 --> 01:21:12,373 - Yeah. - That is good, right? 1697 01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:14,174 -Yeah, I think it's good. -Yeah, yeah, good news. 1698 01:21:14,241 --> 01:21:15,844 Yeah, no, I don't, I haven't done anything bad. 1699 01:21:15,909 --> 01:21:17,911 -You haven't done anything. -I don't think I have, I mean... 1700 01:21:17,978 --> 01:21:19,213 -No. -No. 1701 01:21:19,279 --> 01:21:20,447 -There, no. -No? 1702 01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:21,750 -No, it's fine. -You're fine. 1703 01:21:21,816 --> 01:21:22,817 Yeah, you're fine, no, no, no. 1704 01:21:22,883 --> 01:21:24,418 don't get worried about it. 1705 01:21:24,485 --> 01:21:26,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't freak out, don't freak out. 1706 01:21:26,286 --> 01:21:27,756 -I don't even know. -Confidence. Yeah, you're good. 1707 01:21:27,822 --> 01:21:29,123 -Okay, stay there. -Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. 1708 01:21:29,189 --> 01:21:30,357 -I'll be right back. -Good. 1709 01:21:30,424 --> 01:21:31,826 -Good vibes, good vibes. -I'm fine. 1710 01:21:31,892 --> 01:21:32,727 Yeah, yeah, yeah, chill, chill. 1711 01:21:32,794 --> 01:21:33,927 I'm easy. 1712 01:21:48,108 --> 01:21:49,343 She loved my designs. 1713 01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:52,714 She wants to see more of my designs. 1714 01:21:52,781 --> 01:21:55,750 That's awesome. Congrats. 1715 01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:07,327 Congrats, Leah. 1716 01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:08,362 Ooh. 1717 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:30,117 Well, what's up? 1718 01:22:31,985 --> 01:22:36,490 Look, I wanna give you a second chance. 1719 01:22:37,725 --> 01:22:39,226 A second chance? 1720 01:22:39,293 --> 01:22:43,832 You know, I'll admit that sleeping with 40 other men, 1721 01:22:43,898 --> 01:22:45,332 it throws me a little bit. 1722 01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:46,233 Jackson? 1723 01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:47,735 I've decided to look past that 1724 01:22:48,603 --> 01:22:50,672 'cause I see myself as a very forgiving person. 1725 01:22:50,738 --> 01:22:52,105 Jackson, um... 1726 01:22:52,172 --> 01:22:54,274 Yeah, not that it's any of your business, 1727 01:22:54,341 --> 01:22:57,311 but I wasn't sleeping with any of them. 1728 01:22:57,377 --> 01:23:00,548 -But you said-- -If you could stop, just stop. 1729 01:23:03,016 --> 01:23:04,652 It's not what I said. 1730 01:23:04,719 --> 01:23:06,987 It's what you thought of me. 1731 01:23:07,054 --> 01:23:08,957 And... 1732 01:23:09,022 --> 01:23:11,325 yeah, you don't really know me. 1733 01:23:11,391 --> 01:23:14,662 No, but I want to get to know you. 1734 01:23:17,097 --> 01:23:19,199 You check so many of my boxes. 1735 01:23:23,738 --> 01:23:25,507 I'll see you later, Jackson. 1736 01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:28,208 So, no? 1737 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:29,744 That's a hell no, baby. 1738 01:23:33,815 --> 01:23:35,517 What? 1739 01:23:42,256 --> 01:23:43,290 -Oh. -Oh my God. 1740 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:45,192 -Sorry. -I'm so sorry. 1741 01:23:46,393 --> 01:23:48,161 Oh, hey. 1742 01:23:48,228 --> 01:23:49,998 You know, we really gotta stop doing that. 1743 01:23:50,063 --> 01:23:51,933 We're gonna get hurt. -Yeah, seriously. 1744 01:23:54,434 --> 01:23:56,436 Did you just crawl out of the sewer or something? 1745 01:23:56,503 --> 01:23:59,039 No, this is-- this is my office. 1746 01:24:01,308 --> 01:24:03,611 Yeah, no, that makes more sense. 1747 01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:07,782 -Mason, were things weird-- -Do you remember... 1748 01:24:07,849 --> 01:24:09,349 what you said on our first date? 1749 01:24:10,685 --> 01:24:12,654 About having a thing? 1750 01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:15,790 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing. 1751 01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:20,060 Have you found a thing? 1752 01:24:22,664 --> 01:24:25,567 I don't think that people can find a thing in a month. 1753 01:24:28,368 --> 01:24:29,704 So, Jackson is...? 1754 01:24:31,539 --> 01:24:33,106 Jackson? 1755 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:35,510 -What? -No, Mason. 1756 01:24:36,176 --> 01:24:38,378 Jackson's not... 1757 01:24:39,047 --> 01:24:40,982 in the picture. 1758 01:24:41,049 --> 01:24:42,750 -He's not? -No. 1759 01:24:43,785 --> 01:24:45,118 Okay. 1760 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,154 Okay. 1761 01:24:51,793 --> 01:24:52,827 Um... 1762 01:24:52,894 --> 01:24:55,830 Before I met you, I had, like, 1763 01:24:55,897 --> 01:24:59,266 a vague idea of what I wanted. 1764 01:25:02,570 --> 01:25:05,707 But, Leah, now, I wake up in the morning, 1765 01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:09,677 and you are the first thing that I think about. 1766 01:25:09,744 --> 01:25:11,244 Okay, um... 1767 01:25:13,748 --> 01:25:15,984 Mason, we can't. 1768 01:25:16,751 --> 01:25:18,753 We can't have this talk right now. 1769 01:25:21,321 --> 01:25:22,724 The dates? 1770 01:25:28,596 --> 01:25:29,998 Okay. 1771 01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:31,566 I get it. 1772 01:25:33,233 --> 01:25:34,368 I get it. 1773 01:25:55,188 --> 01:25:57,190 He was supposed to be here at 5:30. 1774 01:25:57,257 --> 01:25:59,994 -What time is it now? -6:00. 1775 01:26:00,061 --> 01:26:01,763 Ah. 1776 01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:05,733 I think Mama got stood up. 1777 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,568 I think you're right. 1778 01:26:09,537 --> 01:26:12,573 Tonight was date number 40, Steven. 1779 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:13,708 Ohh. 1780 01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:18,513 You wouldn't wanna? 1781 01:26:18,579 --> 01:26:19,881 -To, oh...? -Yeah. 1782 01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:23,751 Well, I have been waiting for this moment 1783 01:26:23,818 --> 01:26:25,086 for the past 39 dates. 1784 01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:27,889 Best date yet. 1785 01:26:27,955 --> 01:26:29,090 Should we take a picture? 1786 01:26:29,157 --> 01:26:30,290 Oh, yes, and I came prepared. 1787 01:26:30,357 --> 01:26:32,026 -So, I'm just gonna, yep. -Oh. 1788 01:26:32,093 --> 01:26:33,928 Where has this been? 1789 01:26:33,995 --> 01:26:35,462 Special occasions. 1790 01:26:35,530 --> 01:26:36,764 -Here we go, ready? -Of course. 1791 01:26:36,831 --> 01:26:38,633 Men of a certain age. 1792 01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:40,434 And straight face for grandma. 1793 01:26:41,703 --> 01:26:42,637 There we go. 1794 01:26:42,704 --> 01:26:44,172 She's gonna want me to date you. 1795 01:26:44,237 --> 01:26:45,773 -I'm down. -What do we do? 1796 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,675 We eat bruschetta. 1797 01:26:47,742 --> 01:26:49,209 And drink copious amounts of wine. 1798 01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:50,812 Deal. 1799 01:26:51,779 --> 01:26:54,916 We'll be right back to Murders, Murders, Murders. 1800 01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:59,921 There she is, my little angel, 1801 01:26:59,987 --> 01:27:03,124 home from her 40 dates. 1802 01:27:03,191 --> 01:27:04,959 -Hey. -How you feeling? 1803 01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:07,995 A month and a half older. 1804 01:27:10,397 --> 01:27:11,933 Did you cash your check? 1805 01:27:11,999 --> 01:27:13,901 No, I lost the bet. 1806 01:27:13,968 --> 01:27:15,536 What are you talking about? 1807 01:27:15,603 --> 01:27:16,871 You didn't lose the bet. 1808 01:27:18,438 --> 01:27:19,741 I didn't find anybody. 1809 01:27:21,408 --> 01:27:23,578 I think you might have lost your mind, 1810 01:27:23,644 --> 01:27:26,279 but you didn't lose the bet. 1811 01:27:26,346 --> 01:27:27,548 I did, it's okay. 1812 01:27:27,615 --> 01:27:28,883 -Leah? -What? 1813 01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:30,752 -Leah? -What? 1814 01:27:32,153 --> 01:27:33,554 Are you blind? 1815 01:27:34,589 --> 01:27:35,623 No. 1816 01:27:37,225 --> 01:27:38,291 Mason... 1817 01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:42,730 -I don't wanna-- -Mason is crazy about you. 1818 01:27:43,865 --> 01:27:46,067 Do you not see how he looks at you? 1819 01:27:47,201 --> 01:27:52,840 Do you not know what you look like when you look at him? 1820 01:27:52,907 --> 01:27:57,410 What if you found out that you could never see him again? 1821 01:27:58,946 --> 01:28:00,782 How would you feel then? 1822 01:28:01,949 --> 01:28:03,818 He's the keeper, honey. 1823 01:28:05,318 --> 01:28:06,988 He's the keeper. 1824 01:28:10,591 --> 01:28:11,959 Can I borrow your car? 1825 01:28:12,994 --> 01:28:14,028 Mm-hmm. 1826 01:28:14,929 --> 01:28:15,963 Sure. 1827 01:28:16,731 --> 01:28:19,801 -Okay, okay, okay. -Yeah, hurry up. 1828 01:28:19,867 --> 01:28:22,003 Oh, shoot, I think I might have forgotten to plug it in. 1829 01:28:22,069 --> 01:28:24,572 -What, again? -I'm old, okay? I forgot. 1830 01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:26,808 Just make a run for it. I love you, thank you. 1831 01:28:26,874 --> 01:28:28,142 I love you. I look fine, right? 1832 01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:29,243 Go! 1833 01:28:56,938 --> 01:28:59,439 God. 1834 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,149 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, excuse me, sorry. 1835 01:29:09,482 --> 01:29:11,052 Hi, sorry. 1836 01:29:15,189 --> 01:29:17,490 Oh God, oh God, oh God, okay. 1837 01:29:21,329 --> 01:29:23,430 Okay, I can do this. 1838 01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:27,134 Mason? 1839 01:29:31,606 --> 01:29:33,808 Come on, I know you're awake. 1840 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:37,477 Please. 1841 01:29:41,616 --> 01:29:43,618 Okay, look, um... 1842 01:29:46,486 --> 01:29:48,155 God, if you could, 1843 01:29:50,057 --> 01:29:51,792 if you could just please just let me in, okay? 1844 01:29:51,859 --> 01:29:53,393 I would really like to see you. 1845 01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:55,062 And talk to you. 1846 01:29:55,129 --> 01:29:56,564 And, uh... 1847 01:29:56,631 --> 01:29:58,599 I also totally get it if you don't want that. 1848 01:29:58,666 --> 01:30:00,433 And that's so valid. But I... 1849 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:01,869 Are you out of breath? 1850 01:30:06,207 --> 01:30:07,440 Yeah. 1851 01:30:08,042 --> 01:30:09,810 Why? 1852 01:30:12,146 --> 01:30:14,715 I can tell you about it if you let me in. 1853 01:30:21,856 --> 01:30:22,890 Hi. 1854 01:30:24,491 --> 01:30:25,726 Hello. 1855 01:30:27,028 --> 01:30:29,764 Come in. 1856 01:30:31,766 --> 01:30:35,169 Okay, uh... 1857 01:30:36,270 --> 01:30:38,906 I um, I lied. 1858 01:30:40,207 --> 01:30:43,611 I lied the other day, and I shouldn't have. 1859 01:30:44,712 --> 01:30:46,781 I shouldn't have done that, and I hate that I did. 1860 01:30:46,847 --> 01:30:51,652 And I know that I... that I have screwed up. 1861 01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:55,690 A couple of times. Um... 1862 01:30:58,125 --> 01:30:59,459 Do you have water? 1863 01:30:59,527 --> 01:31:00,661 -Water? Yeah, I have water. -Yeah, yeah. 1864 01:31:00,728 --> 01:31:02,596 -That would be great. -Yeah. 1865 01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:04,165 You kind of live far away. 1866 01:31:04,231 --> 01:31:05,333 -Here. -Okay. 1867 01:31:05,399 --> 01:31:07,969 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. Mm. 1868 01:31:08,035 --> 01:31:09,236 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 1869 01:31:10,705 --> 01:31:12,039 Wow, it's really good. 1870 01:31:12,106 --> 01:31:13,541 -Really good, yeah. -Really good water. 1871 01:31:13,607 --> 01:31:14,976 Okay, um. 1872 01:31:17,111 --> 01:31:18,145 Okay. 1873 01:31:21,882 --> 01:31:22,950 Okay. 1874 01:31:23,584 --> 01:31:25,453 Here's the deal. I, uh... 1875 01:31:25,519 --> 01:31:27,788 -I really liked our date. -Yeah, okay. 1876 01:31:27,855 --> 01:31:29,824 No, don't laugh, I mean... 1877 01:31:29,890 --> 01:31:32,426 I'm being really serious right now, okay? 1878 01:31:32,492 --> 01:31:34,295 I really liked it. 1879 01:31:34,362 --> 01:31:35,930 And then... 1880 01:31:35,997 --> 01:31:39,900 And then you come, here you are, you know, 1881 01:31:39,967 --> 01:31:43,037 you're walking on in to... to work, 1882 01:31:43,104 --> 01:31:47,708 and my stomach does like this really weird thing 1883 01:31:47,775 --> 01:31:51,412 that I've like never, like I've never felt before. 1884 01:31:52,213 --> 01:31:55,649 And, um, you know what I've realized? 1885 01:31:55,716 --> 01:31:57,785 I've realized that I don't think, 1886 01:31:57,852 --> 01:31:59,553 like, at all, when I'm with you. 1887 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:01,522 I just... I kind of exist. 1888 01:32:01,589 --> 01:32:03,424 And oh, okay, yeah, I'm done. 1889 01:32:03,491 --> 01:32:06,627 And then I... I just kind of melt. 1890 01:32:06,694 --> 01:32:11,665 And look, Mason, I know that it's... 1891 01:32:13,768 --> 01:32:16,837 Um... I know that it sounds like an excuse, 1892 01:32:16,904 --> 01:32:20,841 but I... I don't know, 1893 01:32:20,908 --> 01:32:23,611 I think I've just been so terrified of this feeling, 1894 01:32:24,378 --> 01:32:28,349 the truth is I, I'm just scared of it stopping. 1895 01:32:28,416 --> 01:32:31,652 And, um, God... um... 1896 01:32:34,255 --> 01:32:39,226 So, I guess, I'm trying to say that I wanna go on... 1897 01:32:41,695 --> 01:32:43,764 Oh, God, I wanna go on a date with you 1898 01:32:43,831 --> 01:32:46,600 and have it not be for, like, a bet. 1899 01:32:48,537 --> 01:32:51,572 That's, yeah, that's all. 1900 01:32:51,639 --> 01:32:54,308 That's why I've run here to you. 1901 01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:20,935 God, why didn't you do that sooner? 1902 01:33:21,001 --> 01:33:22,670 -Oh, shut up. -Well, you should have tried 1903 01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:25,206 -like to move me or something. -I tried. 1904 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:35,149 What do you think? 1905 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:40,321 I mean, this is silly. 1906 01:33:41,556 --> 01:33:43,324 -This is like all mine? -Yeah. 1907 01:33:43,390 --> 01:33:45,326 Like forever? They're not gonna take it down? 1908 01:33:45,392 --> 01:33:46,760 Unless you get fired. 1909 01:33:46,827 --> 01:33:49,230 That won't happen. 1910 01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:50,798 Wait, do I have to call you boss? 1911 01:33:50,865 --> 01:33:53,000 -No, ew, weird. -Okay. 1912 01:33:54,835 --> 01:33:56,538 Look at me. Me. 1913 01:33:56,605 --> 01:33:59,173 Leah Jones, junior designer. 1914 01:34:00,674 --> 01:34:02,309 Promoted looks really good on you. 1915 01:34:03,777 --> 01:34:07,047 Hey, I'm proud of you. 1916 01:34:07,114 --> 01:34:09,717 Thanks, B. I'm proud of you. 1917 01:34:12,019 --> 01:34:14,221 Okay, you've got... 1918 01:34:14,288 --> 01:34:15,890 What's going on with you? 1919 01:34:17,057 --> 01:34:18,593 -Me? -You've got some like-- 1920 01:34:18,659 --> 01:34:22,531 I don't know, I'm like totally normal. 1921 01:34:22,597 --> 01:34:25,666 Oh my God. 1922 01:34:27,201 --> 01:34:28,235 Did you? 1923 01:34:29,538 --> 01:34:30,771 I don't know, maybe. 1924 01:34:30,838 --> 01:34:32,641 Who knows? I don't know, but... 1925 01:34:32,706 --> 01:34:34,308 Congratulations. 1926 01:34:34,375 --> 01:34:36,243 Yes, a pleasure, thank you so much. Make an appointment. 1927 01:34:36,310 --> 01:34:38,179 -Anytime. -Anytime. 1928 01:34:38,245 --> 01:34:39,847 In my office. 1929 01:34:39,914 --> 01:34:42,651 -See me in my office. -I'll see you in my office. 1930 01:34:42,716 --> 01:34:44,285 Oh, okay. 1931 01:34:50,157 --> 01:34:51,526 Hi. 1932 01:34:53,294 --> 01:34:55,763 -Okay. -This is the perfect cake. 1933 01:34:55,829 --> 01:34:57,031 I know. 1934 01:34:57,097 --> 01:34:58,232 -Good choice. -Kind of killed it. 1935 01:34:58,299 --> 01:34:59,333 Yeah. 1936 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:00,901 -Can you fix my hair? -Okay, oh, yeah. 1937 01:35:00,968 --> 01:35:03,037 -Wow, kind of sexy. -You look great. 1938 01:35:03,103 --> 01:35:05,072 -I know, let's go in. -Let's talk about that later. 1939 01:35:05,139 --> 01:35:06,006 Okay. 1940 01:35:06,073 --> 01:35:07,542 -Hey, now. -What? 1941 01:35:32,866 --> 01:35:33,901 Make a wish, make a wish. 1942 01:35:54,855 --> 01:35:57,825 Okay, um, what is your purgatory? 1943 01:35:57,891 --> 01:35:59,226 What do you mean? 1944 01:35:59,293 --> 01:36:01,128 Well, you know, like mine's being trapped in, 1945 01:36:01,195 --> 01:36:03,698 like, an elevator with, like, endless Christmas music playing. 1946 01:36:03,764 --> 01:36:05,734 Okay, okay, I'm on board, um... 1947 01:36:05,799 --> 01:36:07,702 stuck upside down on a roller coaster. 1948 01:36:07,768 --> 01:36:08,936 Yeah, no, that'd be terrible. 1949 01:36:09,003 --> 01:36:10,471 -Right? -Yeah, really bad. 1950 01:36:10,538 --> 01:36:11,606 Awful. 1951 01:36:11,673 --> 01:36:13,207 Okay, your idea of heaven? 1952 01:36:14,141 --> 01:36:16,944 Endless tacos and no traffic. 1953 01:36:17,011 --> 01:36:18,647 Yeah, agreed. 1954 01:36:18,713 --> 01:36:19,980 You? 1955 01:36:20,047 --> 01:36:21,716 Thunderstorms. But like, on command. 1956 01:36:21,782 --> 01:36:23,752 -Oh, nice, just like... -Like I'm commanding them. 1957 01:36:23,817 --> 01:36:25,052 Yeah. 1958 01:36:25,119 --> 01:36:26,954 Just like heaven, nice, okay. 1959 01:36:27,021 --> 01:36:28,956 Okay, you should know this: 1960 01:36:29,023 --> 01:36:30,759 I have a fear of ants. 1961 01:36:30,824 --> 01:36:31,959 -Okay. -I don't like 'em. 1962 01:36:32,026 --> 01:36:33,093 -It's good to know. -Mm-hmm. 1963 01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:34,995 For me, it's clowns. 1964 01:36:37,164 --> 01:36:38,667 -What the hell? -I lied to you. 1965 01:36:38,733 --> 01:36:40,034 I knew it. 1966 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:41,368 -I freaking knew that. -I totally did. 1967 01:36:41,435 --> 01:36:42,803 I totally lied to you. Sorry about that. 1968 01:36:42,870 --> 01:36:44,104 That's okay. 1969 01:36:45,339 --> 01:36:47,709 -Allergies? -Douchebags. 1970 01:36:47,776 --> 01:36:49,343 -Naturally. -Mm-hmm. 1971 01:36:50,545 --> 01:36:51,579 Dating apps? 1972 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,315 Deleted. 1973 01:36:54,381 --> 01:36:55,983 Weeks ago. 1974 01:36:56,050 --> 01:36:58,052 Nice.133399