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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:06,046 --> 00:00:10,089 Ladies and gentlemen, the most exciting stage show you've ever seen! 3 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:16,553 Appearing live! It's Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew! 4 00:00:21,269 --> 00:00:22,847 - ♪ Excuse me, huggy friend - ♪ Yes 5 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:25,387 ♪ Have you ever seen a show when fellows on a mic 6 00:00:25,607 --> 00:00:28,499 ♪ Make one minute rhymes that don't come out right 7 00:00:28,519 --> 00:00:30,775 - ♪ Say never right that's not polite - ♪ They never rhyme 8 00:00:30,988 --> 00:00:33,110 - ♪ Am I annoying you? - ♪ No, you're quite right 9 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:35,695 ♪ Well, tonight on this very mic you're about to hear 10 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:39,694 ♪ We swear the best song rappers on the air so, hear 'em yell scream, grovel 11 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:42,535 ♪ Also hippity no This is called the show 12 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,145 - ♪ Hey, yo, Doug put your valleys on - ♪ What 13 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,682 ♪ Yo, Rick, I was about to But I need a shoehorn 14 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:11,061 - ♪ Why - ♪ Because these shoes hurt my corn 15 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,986 ♪ Six minutes, six minutes 16 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,116 ♪ Six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on Uh-uh on, uh-uh on 17 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:22,162 ♪ Uh-uh on uh-uh on 18 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,834 ♪ Uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh on 19 00:01:28,673 --> 00:01:30,465 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, my God 20 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:32,254 - ♪ Here we go, come on - ♪ Come on 21 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,302 - ♪ Here we go, come on - ♪ Come on, yo, what's wrong with that? 22 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,423 ♪ I don't know, there're legs all over the top 23 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:42,475 - ♪ Oh, I forgot the date - ♪ Man, you did it again? Oh, no 24 00:01:42,689 --> 00:01:45,261 ♪ Here we go, come on Here we go, come on 25 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:47,189 ♪ Here we go, did we miss the show? 26 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:49,358 - ♪ No, no, n-n-no, we didn't - ♪ Why 27 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,860 - ♪ No, no, n-n-no, we didn't - ♪ W-W-Why 28 00:01:52,407 --> 00:01:54,647 - ♪ No, we didn't - ♪ Well, don't get us wrong 29 00:01:55,325 --> 00:01:57,234 ♪ 'Scuse me, Doug E 'Scuse me, Doug E 30 00:01:57,869 --> 00:02:00,491 ♪ 'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on uh-uh on, on, on... 31 00:02:43,543 --> 00:02:49,581 Now, fellas, this is kind of the condensed rough cut, OK? 32 00:02:49,798 --> 00:02:51,708 It's very rough. 33 00:02:51,926 --> 00:02:56,175 I know you guys are pressed for time with the big show, yippee, coming up. 34 00:02:57,016 --> 00:02:59,387 But what I need here is your input. 35 00:02:59,601 --> 00:03:03,515 Shut the fuck up and start this shit! My woman's waitin' for me. 36 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:06,270 - Yeah. - OK, here we go. It's rough. 37 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,947 Don't be touchin' me, man, OK? 38 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:23,332 CB4! CB4! 39 00:03:29,923 --> 00:03:32,131 CB4! CB4! CB4! 40 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:37,137 CB4! CB4! CB4! 41 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:42,427 CB4! CB4! CB4! 42 00:03:42,771 --> 00:03:47,564 CB4! CB4! CB4! 43 00:03:56,618 --> 00:03:58,659 Motherfucker! 44 00:04:12,677 --> 00:04:17,220 CB4 in the motherfuckin' house. Yeah. 45 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:22,392 Yeah, Gusto's in the motherfuckin'house with my man, Dead Mike. 46 00:04:22,604 --> 00:04:25,724 We breakin'motherfuckers off 24-7. 47 00:04:26,692 --> 00:04:28,980 - Yo, Gusto. - Check this shit out. 48 00:04:29,278 --> 00:04:32,860 ♪ Straight outta Locash A crazy motherfucker named Gusto 49 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,112 ♪ I fuck your wife 'cause the bitch is a big ho 50 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:36,985 ♪ I fuck your sister, I fuck your cat 51 00:04:37,203 --> 00:04:39,657 ♪ I would've fucked your mom but the bitch is too fat... 52 00:04:40,373 --> 00:04:42,947 They were the biggest rap group in the world. 53 00:04:43,168 --> 00:04:47,248 They sold more records than Elvis Presley and Coretta Scott King combined. 54 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:51,711 They'll forever be known as the world's most dangerous band, 55 00:04:51,927 --> 00:04:53,670 Cell Block 4. 56 00:04:59,308 --> 00:05:01,100 Yo, check this out. I'm hard-core. 57 00:05:02,522 --> 00:05:04,928 I had a lid on this game. I had this sewed up, man. 58 00:05:05,148 --> 00:05:07,686 Then I heard these motherfuckers, CB4. 59 00:05:07,901 --> 00:05:12,730 These motherfuckers is real, G. They show me their guns, G. 60 00:05:12,949 --> 00:05:17,193 What the fuck I'm supposed to do now, man? Can't dance. 61 00:05:17,410 --> 00:05:18,988 Shit's fucked up. 62 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:25,253 But I met 'em. Gusto stepped to me. He said, "Yo, Ice. You down with CB4." 63 00:05:25,462 --> 00:05:27,371 I was blessed, man. 64 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,673 If I had to choose one, I'm Gusto all the way. 65 00:05:30,883 --> 00:05:34,336 It's those gold teeth that... Something, I don' know. 66 00:05:34,554 --> 00:05:36,677 Gusto. Is that it? 67 00:05:36,890 --> 00:05:40,057 I saw Gusto one day. We was at a park picnic. 68 00:05:40,268 --> 00:05:43,683 You know, he was with his family. 69 00:05:43,898 --> 00:05:48,191 I didn't wanna trip, you know, cos his people was there. His pops was there. 70 00:05:48,401 --> 00:05:51,735 I didn't wanna trip. I just played the background and kicked it. 71 00:05:51,947 --> 00:05:54,520 I'll catch him, you know, at a swap meet or somethin'. 72 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:59,321 Question, Flav. How does CB4 fit into the world of rap? 73 00:05:59,537 --> 00:06:02,112 Let me tell you somethin'. They don't fit, you know? 74 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:04,159 They're kinda wack. Word up, G. 75 00:06:04,377 --> 00:06:09,454 Yo, man, they perpetrators, man. The whole nine. They real fuckin' fake, kid. 76 00:06:09,674 --> 00:06:14,252 I think It's unfair that Cell Block 4 is being picked on... 77 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:19,097 At other concerts where they have rat heads, cat heads being bit off, 78 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:23,353 spittin' in a cup and passing it around, gettin' it back and drinkin' it... 79 00:06:23,563 --> 00:06:28,192 First of all, motherfucker need to cut that long shit he got drippin'. 80 00:06:28,403 --> 00:06:31,937 All that shit, you know. Cut it down my size or somethin', you know. 81 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:34,908 The first time I heard Sweat Of My Balls, 82 00:06:36,953 --> 00:06:41,696 I was naked with the first black woman I've ever made love to. 83 00:06:41,915 --> 00:06:43,457 Ooh, kinky. 84 00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:45,577 How did that make you feel? 85 00:06:45,795 --> 00:06:49,046 There was actually sweat on my balls. 86 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:54,219 Not everyone had the insight to understand CB4's greatness. 87 00:06:54,429 --> 00:06:57,300 Cell Black 4? Excuse me, Cell Block 4 88 00:06:57,515 --> 00:07:00,801 has polluted the airwaves of this nation for too long. 89 00:07:01,019 --> 00:07:04,934 Their record of incitement, lewdness, poor grammar 90 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:09,147 will see them jailed, banned and with their feelings hurt. 91 00:07:09,361 --> 00:07:13,571 As you've probably gathered, this is notjust a movie about rap music. 92 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,157 It's about much more. 93 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,361 It's about this great nation of ours, 94 00:07:17,578 --> 00:07:20,118 and how it gives everybody a chance to make it. 95 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:24,660 It's about three ghetto kids' rise from the mean streets to the sales sheets. 96 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,917 - Excuse me. - From the world's most notorious... 97 00:07:27,129 --> 00:07:29,703 Fellas, what are you doing? 98 00:07:29,924 --> 00:07:33,922 That must hurt. Give that back! That's mine! I'm shooting... 99 00:07:35,262 --> 00:07:37,172 Oh, jeez! 100 00:07:37,975 --> 00:07:40,133 Fellas, guys, I'm sorry. 101 00:07:40,352 --> 00:07:44,183 That dumbhead editor! He cut in the wrong take. 102 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,391 A thousand apologies. I am so sorry. 103 00:07:46,608 --> 00:07:49,563 Why did we hire this other man instead of the brother man? 104 00:07:49,778 --> 00:07:53,113 Because the other man is much cheaper than the brother man. 105 00:07:53,949 --> 00:07:57,116 Guys, what I need, what my documentary is missing 106 00:07:57,327 --> 00:07:59,367 is really quite simple. 107 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:02,119 I need to know who Cell Block 4 really is. 108 00:08:02,334 --> 00:08:05,702 I want to know how you guys think, what you feel. 109 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:10,713 What do you guys eat? I don't know that. Do you like sandwiches, fondue? 110 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:14,674 - How do you guys sleep at night? - I'm outta here. You clown. 111 00:08:14,887 --> 00:08:18,932 - This motherfucker's bullshit. - What did I say? 112 00:08:20,018 --> 00:08:21,809 Yo, chill. 113 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:24,726 I'm gonna let him hang out with me today, all right? 114 00:08:27,399 --> 00:08:29,310 Thanks. You're not gonna be sorry. 115 00:08:29,611 --> 00:08:33,313 OK, sorry. Come on, Herb, grab your stuff. 116 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,573 Corny ass motherfucker. 117 00:08:36,661 --> 00:08:40,492 Again, MC, I wanna thank you for letting me hang with you today. 118 00:08:40,705 --> 00:08:44,326 It's gonna be fun. Look at that Jeep! 119 00:08:44,545 --> 00:08:49,455 Cool! I drive something sorta like that. It's a big ol' Country Squire. 120 00:08:49,674 --> 00:08:51,880 It was my dad's car. It's sorta like it. 121 00:09:00,143 --> 00:09:03,428 What MC Gusto just did was rip up a state-issued ticket 122 00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:07,811 which he has no plans of paying, a natural act of defiance by rappers. 123 00:09:08,027 --> 00:09:11,063 He's putting in a new jam for us to listen to and... 124 00:09:11,279 --> 00:09:14,151 Yo, White! Chill on the blow-by-blow, all right? 125 00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:15,778 I'm sorry. 126 00:09:15,994 --> 00:09:18,151 ♪ It feels like I'm living in a zoo... 127 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,659 I like this. Who is it? 128 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,207 Gold, gold, gold. 129 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,791 Another one goes gold. 130 00:09:29,423 --> 00:09:31,214 I got it. 131 00:09:31,425 --> 00:09:33,086 In Jones We Trust Productions. 132 00:09:33,427 --> 00:09:36,050 If you can't trust me, you can't Trustus. 133 00:09:36,264 --> 00:09:38,721 You can trust you're gonna be dead soon. 134 00:09:39,227 --> 00:09:42,310 And guess who's next? CB4. 135 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,560 They ghost. 136 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:53,486 That was great! 137 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:59,157 Gusto, does the whole idea of CB4 getting together in just two days 138 00:09:59,373 --> 00:10:02,538 kind of fill you with high anxiety? 139 00:10:02,749 --> 00:10:07,957 Do you actually think a brother who was rollin' and controllin' Cell Block 4 140 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,332 is worried about rockin' the mic? 141 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:12,210 Please! 142 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:15,378 Must be one of my bitches. Hello. 143 00:10:15,597 --> 00:10:19,049 Hey, bitch, look in your rear-view mirror, motherfucker. 144 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:20,549 Shit! 145 00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:23,055 What's happening? 146 00:10:24,814 --> 00:10:28,018 - Want me to hold the wheel? - Get close to the motherfucker. 147 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:32,528 It's my first drive-by. 148 00:10:33,656 --> 00:10:35,365 We gotta go. 149 00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:39,288 Get up on 'em, man. 150 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:45,290 - My fuckin' radio! - Need some new jams, bitch! 151 00:10:47,422 --> 00:10:49,497 Ma! Ma! 152 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:52,799 Cool turn! 153 00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:58,425 - Only a fool would follow me up here. - Where are we going? 154 00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:01,977 Stop right here! 155 00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:05,725 - I'm crazy but I ain't no fool. - I ain't no fool. 156 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:16,986 Jeez, we got all shot up. 157 00:11:17,203 --> 00:11:21,449 There's only one word for that kind of thing in my book. "Wild". 158 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:23,909 You guys OK back there? 159 00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:26,533 MC, why were they shooting at us? 160 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,912 Us? Us? 161 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:32,049 They weren't shooting at us. They were shootin' at me. 162 00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:37,055 I could've died today. It'd have gone down as a simple-ass drive-by. 163 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,350 - You know shit about Cell Block 4. - No. That's not true. 164 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,968 - I know you guys are... - You got lots of tape? 165 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,857 Good. 166 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:48,105 Cos I'm gonna let you in on something. 167 00:11:48,317 --> 00:11:50,892 OK, fine. But keep it tight. I do the narrations. 168 00:11:51,112 --> 00:11:53,686 All my life I wanted to be a rapper. 169 00:11:53,907 --> 00:11:56,861 About four years ago... 170 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,502 ♪ Four or five niggaz in a mothership 171 00:12:06,713 --> 00:12:09,712 ♪ Better known as a goose And we all wanna smother shit 172 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:12,213 ♪ Bent, front and back glass got tint 173 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:15,179 ♪ Tryin' to get our hands on some dollars and cents... 174 00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:18,638 - Turn that music down! - Come on, Pops. 175 00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:22,219 - I already got it on one. - Put it on negative one. 176 00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:25,521 Make us both happy and turn it off. 177 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:29,231 I like this music. I like what it's about. I like the way it sounds. 178 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,778 Albie, I don't understand this gangster-rap attitude 179 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:34,864 you're so fascinated with. 180 00:12:35,076 --> 00:12:37,911 Why don't we listen to Lenny Kravitz? 181 00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:41,120 It's just music. You act as if I was plannin' a drive-by. 182 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:45,246 I'm gonna drive by and whip your ass if you don't turn that music down. 183 00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:47,834 Why ain't you in school? How come you home? 184 00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:51,296 - It's Saturday, Pops. - So, go look at a school. 185 00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:53,716 Don't waste electricity on that rap mess. 186 00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:56,929 - But Pop! - Don't "but" me. 187 00:12:57,139 --> 00:13:00,509 I'll beat your ass in front of your woman. No rap in my house. 188 00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:03,977 In our day, they sang. That rap ain't nothin' but talkin'. 189 00:13:04,189 --> 00:13:07,855 It won't never last! Remember black-and-white TV? Gone! 190 00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:11,235 Remember eight-tracks? Gone! Betamax? Gone. 191 00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:15,656 - Look, Wackee Dee and Sun Shine. - Oh, no! 192 00:13:18,454 --> 00:13:23,281 Albertina, Alberta! Come on in here now. 193 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,952 - Look. - Ooh, that boy sure can dance. 194 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:30,333 ♪ 'Cause I'm the wackiest, there's no question, I can dance 195 00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,342 ♪ Dance in my pants and in your face 196 00:13:32,552 --> 00:13:34,591 Come on, dance with me, baby. 197 00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:37,178 ♪ But I can dance I got sun, I got shine 198 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,889 ♪ Move back hard core 'cause I'm goin'for mine 199 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:42,060 ♪ Did I mention before that I can dance 200 00:13:44,188 --> 00:13:46,431 - ♪ I'm Wackee Dee - ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house 201 00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:50,561 - ♪ Wack-Wackee Dee - ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house 202 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,524 ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house 203 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,654 - ♪ Let's rock and roll - ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house 204 00:13:56,869 --> 00:14:00,867 - ♪ I'm Wackee Dee - ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house... 205 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:07,829 As you can see, my loved ones really respected my musical taste. 206 00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:12,211 Was Stab Master Arson also middle class? 207 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,967 Well, Otis came from a different environment altogether. 208 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,895 Come on in, Albert. We're just finishing dinner. 209 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:24,596 I knew I should've came earlier. How are you? 210 00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:28,397 - OK. - Look, it's Albert! Hi, Albert! 211 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,564 What's up, Tashana, 212 00:14:31,779 --> 00:14:35,825 Tawana, Tamika, Talona and Tee Tee? 213 00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:38,988 Hi, Albert. 214 00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:41,327 - What's up, O? - What up, bro? 215 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:46,077 - How long is Otis gonna be out? - 'Bout 11.00. 216 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:49,830 - He gotta help me with my homework. - And relax my hair. 217 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:54,131 - And play me in Nintendo. - And sew me a new dress. 218 00:14:54,388 --> 00:14:57,471 - And program my computer. - Check this out. 219 00:14:57,681 --> 00:14:59,722 Get outta here. We got stuff to do. 220 00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:04,683 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, Otis! 221 00:15:05,024 --> 00:15:07,063 Leave my sisters alone. 222 00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:11,895 Otis, you are the man of the house. 223 00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:14,153 I gotta be, with all those sisters. 224 00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:18,067 Don't worry. Tonight we're gonna have crazy fun! Let's pick up Rip. 225 00:15:18,287 --> 00:15:19,448 Rip is sick. 226 00:15:19,663 --> 00:15:22,700 - You see the new En Vogue video? - Cindy is fine! 227 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:26,203 Cindy's fine but she's not the one. Teri's the one. 228 00:15:27,339 --> 00:15:31,038 - Then Cindy's the other one, man. - She got them eyes! 229 00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:33,928 I wanna suck her like a neck bone. 230 00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:36,886 I wanna suck this like a neck bone. 231 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:40,098 Correction. I wanna suck her like a smoked neck bone. 232 00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:49,525 Euripides Smalls was Dead Mike's real name. 233 00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:53,781 Rip came from a broken home which meant he hustled for every dollar he made. 234 00:15:53,991 --> 00:15:56,031 Ooh, a hustler. 235 00:16:14,971 --> 00:16:17,641 A job's a job, a cheque's a cheque. 236 00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:21,385 OK, call again. Thank you. 237 00:16:21,603 --> 00:16:24,225 Hello, 976-FART. You fart, we smell it. 238 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,191 I feel so slippery. 239 00:16:28,402 --> 00:16:30,691 976-SEXY 240 00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:33,774 - Yo, I wanna... - Man, let's get out of here. 241 00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:36,363 Here it comes. 242 00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:40,577 Ooh, yeah! Here it comes. 243 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,738 Yeah, give it to me, baby. Come on, give it all to me, baby. 244 00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:48,045 - Yeah, babyl - Yeah, baby. Here it comes. 245 00:16:48,255 --> 00:16:51,756 Fuck you! Kiss my ass, motherfucker. Kiss my fuckin' ass. 246 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,460 Thank you. Call again. 247 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:58,214 Excuse me. Could you tell me where I might find Euripides Smalls? 248 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,225 - Right down there. - Thanks a lot. 249 00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,643 976-DISS. 250 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,932 You're so soft and tender. I love it when you call. 251 00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:08,937 It's lovely. All right, till tomorrow. 252 00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:11,192 - What's up, kid? - You almost ready? 253 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,482 Yo, this job is nasty! 254 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,744 Yeah, I'm lickin' your balls. 255 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,126 Best balls I ever had. You got King Kong balls. 256 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:35,135 Your balls is so large... Just big balls, I don't care. 257 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:42,515 Peace! I hate this job. This ain't no job for no black man! 258 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,185 Yo, let's go down to Gusto's, all right? 259 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:47,521 We got some problems to lick. 260 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,860 If you ask me, George Jefferson was a sell-out. 261 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,691 He thought success was livin' in a white man's buildin' 262 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,865 and disrespectin' his African-American employees. 263 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,031 No, you don't understand. The cool thing about George Jefferson 264 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:08,119 was he hated every white person he met, unless they had a cheque for him. 265 00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,961 Tom Willis come over, the door slammed in his face. 266 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:15,257 But soon as somebody had a cheque for him, "Hey, Weezie, fix him up a plate." 267 00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,176 - Ain't I right, Otis? - Yeah, right and tight. 268 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,468 That's a real role model to me. 269 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:23,177 - Do you got the tape? - Yeah, but I'm Run. 270 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,640 - I'm DMC. - Why can't I be DMC? 271 00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:29,107 - Cos you Jam Master Jay. - I'm always Jam Master. 272 00:18:29,319 --> 00:18:32,440 Me and you will do DMC together, is that all right with you? 273 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:33,652 - All right. - Cool. 274 00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:44,919 ♪ I'm the king of rock There is none higher 275 00:18:45,128 --> 00:18:47,204 ♪ Sucker MCs should call me sire 276 00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:49,828 ♪ To float in my kingdom you must use fire 277 00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:51,958 ♪ I won't stop rockin' till I retire 278 00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:54,465 ♪ Now we rocked all 20 and come correct 279 00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:56,838 ♪ All cuts are on time and rhymes connect 280 00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:59,134 ♪ Got the right to vote and we'll elect 281 00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:01,888 ♪ And other rappers can't stand us but give us respect 282 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,744 - ♪ They call us hip - ♪ We're gettin' 'nilla 283 00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:18,950 - ♪ They don't - ♪ Want chilla 284 00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:21,534 ♪ It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller 285 00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:33,383 ♪ You can't touch me with a ten-foot pole 286 00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:36,346 ♪ And I even make the devil sell me his soul, soul, soul... 287 00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:39,595 - Fix that tape, man! - I'm sorry. 288 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,968 We was jamming, man. 289 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:44,724 - We was jamming! - Damn! 290 00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:50,269 Now, we were already a rap group, but we had no direction. 291 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:53,886 - Every week we'd go down to Gusto's... - No. Excuse me. 292 00:19:53,908 --> 00:19:58,656 Now you've got me completely scrambled up here. I thought you were Gusto. 293 00:19:58,871 --> 00:20:01,577 Chill. You'll understand everything in a minute. 294 00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:06,453 Every week we go to Gusto's and check out open mic nights. 295 00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:10,799 It was all right. First we were the Mad Bohemians. 296 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,967 ♪ We're The Bohemians and you gotta put us on 297 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,588 ♪ We're The Bohemians... 298 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:17,426 Then we did a thing called The Bag Heads. 299 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,428 ♪ The Bag Head, The Bag Heads The Bag Heads... 300 00:20:20,643 --> 00:20:23,314 Then we did a thing called The Overweight Lovers. 301 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,893 ♪ We're fat, we're fat We're fat, we're fat... 302 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:31,773 You know, I look back at that time as sort of paying dues. 303 00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:35,653 We met people at Gusto's who would forever change our lives. 304 00:20:37,076 --> 00:20:41,122 Brothers, my name is Baa Baa Ack. 305 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:45,660 I carry the message to the black man with me wherever I go. 306 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:48,665 I got my message right here, black man. 307 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,040 We don't need that back-to-Egypt shit. 308 00:20:51,259 --> 00:20:56,501 But between these pages lies the key to the salvation of the race. 309 00:20:56,722 --> 00:21:01,800 Me myself, I am building a boat to carry the sun people back to Africa. 310 00:21:02,646 --> 00:21:05,565 If you get with the programme, you can get on the boat. 311 00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:09,441 You should stop by for additional spiritual instruction. 312 00:21:10,612 --> 00:21:12,653 Thanks, brother. I'll do that, man. 313 00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:18,819 My proud black warrior, the book costs $14.95 plus sales tax. 314 00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:22,870 Come on, brother! How come this black power shit costs so much money? 315 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,702 The revolution must be marketed. 316 00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:29,249 You're wastin' good money. 317 00:21:29,464 --> 00:21:32,632 I'm investing in my spirituality. You need to do the same. 318 00:21:32,844 --> 00:21:35,513 The only thing I need to invest in is getting paid. 319 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:42,269 Shit! 320 00:21:42,479 --> 00:21:44,021 What's up, sweetness? 321 00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:48,441 Hi. I'm Sissy. 322 00:21:48,653 --> 00:21:49,979 S-S-S-S... 323 00:21:50,195 --> 00:21:51,309 The one and only. 324 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:54,199 I done heard your name on the lips of many rappers. 325 00:21:54,409 --> 00:21:56,817 That's how I like it. 326 00:21:57,037 --> 00:22:01,163 - Like what? - Me on a lot of rappers' lips. 327 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,955 I'm a businessman, and this is a business. 328 00:22:05,169 --> 00:22:06,711 Hey, Trustus. 329 00:22:06,921 --> 00:22:11,334 Trustus! When you gonna let us book Wackee Dee and Sun Shine in this joint? 330 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:13,875 We got the hottest spot in all Locash. 331 00:22:14,096 --> 00:22:17,594 I have to admit this is a wonderful place. 332 00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:22,599 But what you've got to remember is Wackee Dee is more than a rapper. 333 00:22:22,812 --> 00:22:25,303 Wackee Dee is an entertainer. Right, baby? 334 00:22:25,523 --> 00:22:29,938 Looky here, man. I plan on givin' a big party in this place tomorrow. 335 00:22:30,196 --> 00:22:33,610 You understand? And Wackee Dee is gonna be in the house. 336 00:22:33,824 --> 00:22:37,241 Give me a call tomorrow. We can talk about it. 337 00:22:39,038 --> 00:22:42,537 Punk! All these record company punks is a bunch of bitches. 338 00:22:42,749 --> 00:22:43,745 Bitches. 339 00:22:46,338 --> 00:22:48,081 Damn! 340 00:22:48,297 --> 00:22:53,125 I got my own personal photo gallery of friends that I've met along the way. 341 00:22:53,343 --> 00:22:54,339 Oh, yeah? 342 00:22:54,552 --> 00:22:57,757 - Would you like to see? - You know it. 343 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:05,896 I like to photograph my friends in a position to please. 344 00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,900 Vanilla Spice. 345 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,775 If you know what I'm sayin'. 346 00:23:14,574 --> 00:23:20,614 Get large, and maybe I'll let you take a picture with me too. 347 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,701 Maybe. 348 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,710 Goddamn! 349 00:23:27,921 --> 00:23:31,622 - What you lookin' at, punk? - Nothin'. I'm sorry. 350 00:23:32,804 --> 00:23:37,630 - What's your name, bitch? - Albert. Albert Brown. 351 00:23:38,892 --> 00:23:43,022 Gusto, I just wanna say thanks a lot for letting us perform here. 352 00:23:43,231 --> 00:23:45,304 I really appreciate it. 353 00:23:46,482 --> 00:23:47,893 Yeah, baby. 354 00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:50,103 I gots to get up in that. 355 00:23:54,868 --> 00:24:00,109 Silly-ass bitch. She only go out with rappers, entertainers, shit like that. 356 00:24:00,331 --> 00:24:02,822 She don't know where to get the real big dick. 357 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,206 Big dick. 358 00:24:04,419 --> 00:24:09,544 Excuse me, Gusto. If Wackee Dee plays here, could we be the opening act? 359 00:24:10,842 --> 00:24:12,965 - You dismissed. - Come on, man. 360 00:24:13,177 --> 00:24:16,428 - We're gettin' our shit together... - When I say "go" you go. 361 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,798 Yo, what's going on? What's up, man? 362 00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:22,431 What, your posse 'spose to be deep now? 363 00:24:25,692 --> 00:24:27,598 Brother, you seem easily upset. 364 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:36,072 Damn! 365 00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:41,747 - Shit. - I should fuck you up! 366 00:24:41,957 --> 00:24:43,238 Damn. 367 00:24:46,797 --> 00:24:49,465 You better have some cash. 368 00:24:49,673 --> 00:24:51,584 Come on, look. 369 00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:56,469 Fellas, come here! Let me talk to you. 370 00:24:56,682 --> 00:25:01,141 Look, you guys can rap, but you got nothin' I can sell. 371 00:25:01,352 --> 00:25:03,844 If you get it together, give me a call. 372 00:25:05,232 --> 00:25:07,985 - Where were we? - What's up, baby? 373 00:25:08,194 --> 00:25:11,194 You know who that was? That was Trustus Jones! 374 00:25:11,404 --> 00:25:13,978 Trustus Jones, the motherfuckin' mogul of rap! 375 00:25:14,199 --> 00:25:17,402 That's fine. Maybe in the future, we can tap that resource. 376 00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:19,862 Right now we got a very serious problem. 377 00:25:20,081 --> 00:25:24,542 Gusto's is the only place in Locash that showcases rap. We need to get back in. 378 00:25:24,752 --> 00:25:28,418 You gotta take your Slim-Fast ass back in there and apologise. 379 00:25:28,632 --> 00:25:30,790 - I don't wanna go in there. - C'mon, man. 380 00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:32,917 Now, man. C'mon. 381 00:25:37,265 --> 00:25:38,261 Bitch! 382 00:25:40,228 --> 00:25:43,641 Tomorrow. Tomorrow, all right? 383 00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:48,399 "Now, listen, motherfucker. I'm runnin' shit." 384 00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:49,892 Nope. He'll kill me. 385 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:53,397 "Gusto, you need us, baby." Nope. He'll slap me. 386 00:25:53,615 --> 00:25:57,316 "Check this out. I'm here to kiss your ass. Show me where to pucker up." 387 00:25:57,536 --> 00:25:58,568 He's gonna kill me. 388 00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:02,831 Hope this shit is better than last time. My name's attached to this shit. 389 00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:05,662 - It's good. - Yeah, it's good. 390 00:26:05,878 --> 00:26:09,578 40 Dog, get on the door. Show him the cash. 391 00:26:13,011 --> 00:26:15,584 That's enough for five birds. Let's see 'em. 392 00:26:21,854 --> 00:26:25,932 - Hey, you got the time? - Sure, 3.00. 393 00:26:46,754 --> 00:26:48,747 - No! - Who the fuck is that? 394 00:26:48,965 --> 00:26:52,250 - Don't worry. That kid, Albert. - What the fuck does he want? 395 00:26:52,469 --> 00:26:54,924 Probably just wanna kiss your ass! 396 00:26:55,138 --> 00:26:57,972 He is an ass-kissin' motherfucker. It's cool. 397 00:26:58,725 --> 00:27:00,267 Ass-kickin' motherfucker! 398 00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:07,304 Hi, Mr 40 Dog. 399 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:10,230 I was just wonderin' if Gusto were around. 400 00:27:10,446 --> 00:27:15,358 Remember where it comes from, who gets that kind of cash in Locash. 401 00:27:15,577 --> 00:27:18,908 - Gusto, how's it go? - Freeze! Get down now! 402 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,909 Freeze! Get down! Freeze! 403 00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:24,584 You too! 404 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,629 - Well, happy birthday, Gusto. - My birthday was last week. 405 00:27:29,841 --> 00:27:32,249 I wanted you to have something to celebrate. 406 00:27:32,469 --> 00:27:35,139 - Fake-ass Bruce Willis. - You can let him go. 407 00:27:35,348 --> 00:27:38,216 - He's OK. - You set me up? 408 00:27:38,849 --> 00:27:42,682 - You set me up? - I saw him talking to the cops. 409 00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:45,933 You dead, bitch. Better buy a black dress for your mama. 410 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:49,565 - Cell Block 4 is waiting. - Ain't nothin' but brick and steel. 411 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,360 That can't hold Gusto. That can't hold Gusto! 412 00:27:52,697 --> 00:27:55,189 Gusto! Gusto! Gusto! 413 00:27:59,037 --> 00:28:00,946 Stay back! 414 00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:11,796 Let's go. Bring him out here. 415 00:28:12,009 --> 00:28:14,501 Gusto! Gusto! Gusto! 416 00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:24,897 I'm gonna get you, punk. 417 00:28:25,107 --> 00:28:29,057 Think it's over? You embarrassed me like this? 418 00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:31,484 Gusto! Gusto! Gusto! 419 00:28:31,696 --> 00:28:35,611 Now, Gusto was no Nino Brown, but he was large in Locash. 420 00:28:35,827 --> 00:28:39,576 When I heard them chant his name, I figured he won't need it anytime soon. 421 00:28:41,247 --> 00:28:44,333 - Brother, I don't know, man. - Listen to me. 422 00:28:44,544 --> 00:28:49,122 We take Gusto's image, make ourselves into hard-core rappers. 423 00:28:49,341 --> 00:28:51,748 Then we take stories from Gusto's life. 424 00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:54,922 - Get Trustus Jones to handle us. - I ain't with it. 425 00:28:55,137 --> 00:28:58,590 - I'm the only one taking a real risk. - How's that? 426 00:28:58,808 --> 00:29:02,224 Cos from now on I'll be known as MC Gusto. 427 00:29:03,313 --> 00:29:06,647 We'll be Cell Block 4, after the joint they threw Gusto in. 428 00:29:06,859 --> 00:29:10,311 You buggin'? You couldn't pick a name besides that nigga Gusto? 429 00:29:10,573 --> 00:29:13,571 "Nigga"? You already becomin' a gangster! 430 00:29:13,782 --> 00:29:17,069 No, cousin, I can't let you go out like that. I'm not havin' it. 431 00:29:17,286 --> 00:29:21,119 - I say we vote on it, and I vote yes. - I vote no three times. 432 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,823 You only get one vote. Otis, how you feel? 433 00:29:24,042 --> 00:29:26,878 Otis, you and I both know it's suicide, man. 434 00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:32,000 Otis, what about Sissy? Think about Sissy. 435 00:29:32,219 --> 00:29:35,882 I know you want to get in there. Sissy. 436 00:29:37,516 --> 00:29:40,682 That's it. Assume the position, baby. 437 00:29:41,437 --> 00:29:42,717 I vote yes. 438 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:47,601 - I wouldn't mind being large a minute. - What you gonna do? 439 00:29:47,818 --> 00:29:50,819 It's crazy, crazy shit! 440 00:29:51,029 --> 00:29:55,737 Yo, listen. Excuse me, man. Do you work in radio? 441 00:29:55,950 --> 00:30:00,032 - No, nigga. - Wait a minute. An answering service? 442 00:30:00,247 --> 00:30:02,286 No, nigga. Eat your big-ass biscuit. 443 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:06,164 Hey, it don't have to be about all that. It's your speaking voice. 444 00:30:06,378 --> 00:30:08,455 It's so... familiar. 445 00:30:11,051 --> 00:30:15,000 - Yeah. - You brothers is all I got. I'm in! 446 00:30:15,222 --> 00:30:18,804 But I gotta tell you, if I get something better to do, I'm steppin'. 447 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:23,928 Nigga, please! We're gonna be so large, make so much money, get so many girlies. 448 00:30:24,148 --> 00:30:26,935 By the time Gusto gets out ofjail, we'll be so large, 449 00:30:27,149 --> 00:30:30,068 we'll write him a cheque and tell him to chill. 450 00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:32,023 We can't be so exploitive, now. 451 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:34,860 - No question! - Cousin! 452 00:30:38,078 --> 00:30:40,117 ♪ What I look like What I act like 453 00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:42,370 ♪ What I look like What I dress like 454 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,492 ♪ What I look like What I act like 455 00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:47,628 - ♪ What I look like, what I dress like - Look at that fake motherfucker. 456 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:49,118 ♪ Wanna, wanna be worse 457 00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:51,548 ♪ Fucker bait king Then they make us all birds 458 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,384 ♪ Pass act give half-lip back 459 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:55,381 ♪ Fool ain't never seen a Jack 460 00:30:55,596 --> 00:30:57,803 ♪ Cos what I'm from the real niggaz don't play 461 00:30:58,016 --> 00:31:00,092 ♪ Ain't no way to become OG in a day 462 00:31:00,309 --> 00:31:01,969 ♪ You gotta put in time You gotta put in work 463 00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:04,642 ♪ Can't be like that just Just cos of khaki's and a T-shirt 464 00:31:04,982 --> 00:31:07,022 - ♪ What I look like, what I act like... - Next! 465 00:31:07,235 --> 00:31:08,645 ♪... what I dress like 466 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:10,603 ♪ What I look like What I act like... 467 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:12,778 OK, guys, I love the image. 468 00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:15,232 But let me ask you one thing. 469 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,322 Are you sure you wanna be Gusto? Why not something like Ice Pick, Ice Coffee? 470 00:31:20,538 --> 00:31:22,865 - "Ice" is happening now. - "Ice" my dick. 471 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,827 We're Cell Block 4 and I'm Gusto. 472 00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:28,545 - Take it or leave it. - All right, guys. Let's get started. 473 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:34,135 So I want you to sign with us and you want to sign with us. 474 00:31:35,138 --> 00:31:39,718 We want you to want to sign with us. Let me ask you a couple of questions. 475 00:31:39,935 --> 00:31:42,603 - Do you cuss on your records? - Yeah. 476 00:31:42,812 --> 00:31:46,229 - Do you defile women with your lyrics? - Yeah. 477 00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:48,443 Do you... 478 00:31:50,446 --> 00:31:52,603 ...fondle your genitalia on stage? 479 00:31:52,822 --> 00:31:54,615 - Yeah. - Whenever possible. 480 00:31:56,952 --> 00:32:01,032 Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns 481 00:32:01,249 --> 00:32:04,249 as a way of solving a civil dispute? OK, final question. 482 00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:06,334 Do you respect anything at all? 483 00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:08,289 Not a goddamn thing. 484 00:32:09,383 --> 00:32:12,383 You've got a deal! Welcome to the family. 485 00:32:12,594 --> 00:32:14,171 Trustus Productions! 486 00:32:14,762 --> 00:32:17,336 Trustus. You can't trust me, you can't Trustus. 487 00:32:17,557 --> 00:32:20,262 I love, I love it! Gold, gold, gold! 488 00:32:21,104 --> 00:32:23,972 ♪ Straight outta Locash A crazy motherfucker named Gusto 489 00:32:24,189 --> 00:32:26,265 ♪ I fucked your wife Cos the bitch is a big ho 490 00:32:26,483 --> 00:32:28,560 ♪ I fucked your sister, I fucked your cat 491 00:32:28,777 --> 00:32:30,735 ♪ I would've fucked your mom but the bitch is too fat 492 00:32:30,947 --> 00:32:32,903 ♪ When I'm in your neighbourhood you better dig a moat 493 00:32:33,116 --> 00:32:35,321 ♪ Cos I'm coming to slit your motherfuckin' throat 494 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:37,775 ♪ Blood is drippin' I'm not slippin' 495 00:32:37,996 --> 00:32:40,035 ♪ Bitches'panties is what I'm rippin' 496 00:32:40,248 --> 00:32:42,455 ♪ Rollin'faster than a motherfuckin'dirt bike 497 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,824 ♪ Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like 498 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:47,796 ♪ Like to eat it, like to suck it Take a shit in a bucket 499 00:32:49,048 --> 00:32:51,670 ♪ Straight outta Locash Uh, crazy motherfuckers 500 00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:57,008 ♪ Yeah 501 00:32:57,223 --> 00:32:58,219 ♪ Where you from, nigga? 502 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:01,518 ♪ Straight outta Locash A crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike 503 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,556 ♪ Get ready cos you goin' for a long hike 504 00:33:03,772 --> 00:33:06,097 ♪ Off a cliff I'm drivin'you over 505 00:33:06,315 --> 00:33:08,439 ♪ Now you're there wit'your four-leaf clover 506 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,811 ♪ Float like a cannonball Sting like a shark 507 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,822 ♪ I'm the nigga waitin'for you in the dark 508 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:14,989 ♪ Waitin' to rob you Waitin' to beat you 509 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:17,358 ♪ A bullet in the head is how I'll reach you 510 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:19,737 ♪ You're dealin' with the hat and it's like that 511 00:33:19,955 --> 00:33:22,031 ♪ I tied your mother to a motherfuckin' train track... 512 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:25,868 Cut! OK. Great. Let's set up the next scene. 513 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,044 Everybody can take a break. 514 00:33:31,133 --> 00:33:32,711 All right, dude! 515 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:38,002 God, I just love that "I don't give a damn" hip-hop attitude. It's so real. 516 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,354 - Hey, excuse me. - What's up, baby? How can I help you? 517 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:51,862 I know you were hooked into the prison seeing that you're from Cell Block 4. 518 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:54,230 Yeah, I was runnin' shit up at CB4. 519 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:58,862 I had a brother up at Folsom. He was smoked by The Black Guerrilla Family. 520 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:01,998 I'm sorry to hear that. 521 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,493 You gotta help me get revenge. They killed him on the toilet. 522 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:09,411 They could've wiped his ass. They didn't have to leave him like that! 523 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:13,582 That's cold-blooded. They gots to pay. They got to pay! 524 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:16,045 They gots to pay. 525 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,470 I read that part of it. 526 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:27,389 Man, what's he doin' here? 527 00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:31,393 I would appreciate you givin' brother Baa Baa Ack the respect due him. 528 00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:36,109 - He is givin' me spiritual instruction. - You mean tax deduction. 529 00:34:36,327 --> 00:34:39,577 - Listen here, Albert! - Don't call me Albert! 530 00:34:39,789 --> 00:34:42,706 - It's Gusto, got it? - That's exactly my point. 531 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:47,461 None of this is real, so we got to stay grounded in reality. 532 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:52,174 Nigga, please! Baa Baa Black Sheep is about as fake as a bitch's hair weave. 533 00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:55,968 There they are. Dead Mike, MC Gusto! 534 00:34:57,099 --> 00:34:59,258 This is Eve Edwards of Source Magazine. 535 00:34:59,477 --> 00:35:03,555 - She's here to do a piece on the group. - You're here to give the group a piece? 536 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:07,271 - I gots to go first. - Why you disrespect this sister? 537 00:35:07,485 --> 00:35:09,027 She just a groupie with a pen. 538 00:35:09,236 --> 00:35:11,775 A pen is all you have in your pants, it's out of ink. 539 00:35:11,989 --> 00:35:13,780 - Watch it, ho! - Ho? 540 00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:17,740 This is not Christmas, you slender slice of sexist slime, 541 00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:21,951 and I am not a girlie, a videho, a skeezer, a prop, a hoochie or a stunt. 542 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:25,285 And most certainly not a ho. Comprende? 543 00:35:25,878 --> 00:35:27,835 Princess is no joke! 544 00:35:28,048 --> 00:35:31,666 - Thank you, Euripides. - It's my pleasure, sister Edwards. 545 00:35:31,885 --> 00:35:34,636 No, please, call me Eve. 546 00:35:34,845 --> 00:35:37,551 - You know... - I am not a groupie. 547 00:35:37,766 --> 00:35:41,135 I am a journalist. I take no shorts and I do my research. 548 00:35:41,354 --> 00:35:45,350 I can do a nice puffy feature that reports exactly what you tell me, 549 00:35:45,565 --> 00:35:50,228 or I can delve so deeply into your background 550 00:35:50,446 --> 00:35:53,067 with an eye for every inconsistency, 551 00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:56,947 your mother would disavow any knowledge of your birth. 552 00:35:57,161 --> 00:36:02,666 Now, which would you prefer, Albert? 553 00:36:07,087 --> 00:36:09,757 I love you. 554 00:36:09,966 --> 00:36:13,216 My ass was behind MC Hammer's head in U Can't Touch This. 555 00:36:13,429 --> 00:36:16,298 - You can't touch this - Who'd want to touch that? 556 00:36:16,514 --> 00:36:21,307 My left breast was prominently featured in Eric B's last video. 557 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,726 This video exposure is too come-and-go. 558 00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:27,104 What you need to do is get yourself a Polaroid Instamatic. 559 00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:30,190 You see this watch? 560 00:36:30,404 --> 00:36:33,074 This is what the right picture of the right man 561 00:36:33,282 --> 00:36:35,489 doin' the wrong thing can get you. 562 00:36:35,702 --> 00:36:38,655 And on that note, we gotta go, gotta go. 563 00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:41,078 Yeah, we work for a livin'. 564 00:36:41,290 --> 00:36:43,864 You gonna keep workin', the rate you goin'. 565 00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:49,079 It's fine and dandy to go out with these guys and to drive around in their car, 566 00:36:49,298 --> 00:36:52,003 and have them take you to an expensive restaurant. 567 00:36:52,218 --> 00:36:56,382 But if all you get out of it is a fuck, then you's a ho. 568 00:36:58,348 --> 00:37:02,264 But you get yourself a fabulous motor vehicle, 569 00:37:02,479 --> 00:37:06,893 a fine house and can afford to pay for your own meals, 570 00:37:07,109 --> 00:37:09,730 then you are a businesswoman. 571 00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:14,778 Run your black ass back to the projects and get your government cheque. 572 00:37:15,158 --> 00:37:20,579 Take that monkey-ass, Shaka Zulu-lookin' bitch with you, you hip-hop hos. 573 00:37:26,588 --> 00:37:30,086 - You look a little lost, darlin'. - I guess I am lost. 574 00:37:30,299 --> 00:37:32,791 I'm looking for Albert, Albert Brown. 575 00:37:33,011 --> 00:37:35,585 - Who? - I mean MC Gusto. 576 00:37:35,805 --> 00:37:37,633 Oh, you're here for him? 577 00:37:39,434 --> 00:37:40,809 Yeah, he's kinda cute. 578 00:37:42,186 --> 00:37:44,809 Not enough man meat on him for me. 579 00:37:45,024 --> 00:37:49,401 I hurt small guys like that. Small men drown in my shit. 580 00:37:50,654 --> 00:37:53,145 Look, honey, I hope you get your man. 581 00:37:53,364 --> 00:37:57,529 Or get you some sense and leave them small men alone. 582 00:38:00,789 --> 00:38:02,532 What's happenin'? 583 00:38:07,422 --> 00:38:09,130 Comin' through. 584 00:38:11,093 --> 00:38:13,926 Straight Outta Locash made us large 585 00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:17,091 and I knew what we were doin' wasn't totally right, 586 00:38:17,307 --> 00:38:19,549 but it was definitely time to get paid. 587 00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:31,863 ♪ Yo, Rakim, what's up? 588 00:38:32,073 --> 00:38:34,693 ♪ Yo, I'm doin' the knowledge, E Tryin' to get paid in full 589 00:38:34,908 --> 00:38:37,945 ♪ Check this out, since Nobry Walters is our agency, right? 590 00:38:38,162 --> 00:38:40,450 - ♪ And Kara Lewis is our agent - ♪ Word up 591 00:38:40,665 --> 00:38:42,954 ♪ Zakia/4th & Broadway is our record company 592 00:38:43,168 --> 00:38:45,373 - ♪ Indeed - ♪ So who we rollin' with then? 593 00:38:45,585 --> 00:38:48,125 - ♪ We rollin' with Rush - ♪ Of Rushtown Management 594 00:38:48,339 --> 00:38:51,839 ♪ Check this out, since we talkin'over this def beat I put together 595 00:38:52,051 --> 00:38:54,506 ♪ I wanna hear some of those def rhymes, you hear what I'm sayin'? 596 00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,129 ♪ And together we can get paid in full... 597 00:38:57,349 --> 00:39:01,679 Hey. Welcome to Weird Warren's V-V-V... Video Countdown. 598 00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:04,469 Homeboys, homegirls, ain't no need to be lax 599 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,812 cos you got Weird Warren workin' wax. 600 00:39:07,025 --> 00:39:10,360 Of course, CD stacks and video tracks. 601 00:39:10,571 --> 00:39:14,901 CB4 is one of the hottest hip-hop groups to hit the scene in a long time. 602 00:39:15,118 --> 00:39:18,486 They come not out of Compton, not out of Oaktown, 603 00:39:18,705 --> 00:39:21,409 but out of a small town called Locash. 604 00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:25,373 If you're in Sacramento, they roll into your town next week. 605 00:39:25,587 --> 00:39:28,872 Now, let's bust Straight Outta Locash with CB4 606 00:39:29,089 --> 00:39:32,590 on Weird Warren's V-V-V-V... Video Countdown. 607 00:39:32,969 --> 00:39:35,093 ♪ Check this shit outl 608 00:39:35,305 --> 00:39:36,764 - ♪ Yo, Gusto. - ♪ What's up? 609 00:39:36,972 --> 00:39:38,003 ♪ Kick that shit. 610 00:39:38,224 --> 00:39:41,060 ♪ Straight outta Locash A crazy motherfucker named Gusto 611 00:39:41,270 --> 00:39:43,262 ♪ I'll fuck your wife Cos the bitch is a big ho 612 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,224 ♪ I'll fuck your sister I'll fuck your cat 613 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,896 ♪ I woulda fucked your mom but the bitch is too fat 614 00:39:48,109 --> 00:39:50,269 ♪ When I'm in your neighbourhood You better dig a moat 615 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,481 ♪ Cos I'm comin' to slit your motherfuckin' throat 616 00:39:52,698 --> 00:39:54,490 ♪ Blood is dripping... 617 00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:55,731 Hey, Dad, CB4! 618 00:39:57,036 --> 00:39:59,609 Billings, I've got all this paper in front of me. 619 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:02,120 Charts, graphs, the works. 620 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,536 What's the bottom line? Am I gonna win? 621 00:40:05,753 --> 00:40:07,829 Of course you're gonna winl 622 00:40:08,048 --> 00:40:11,083 But your only hope is to create some kind of media event. 623 00:40:11,301 --> 00:40:14,006 - Daddy! - A media event? What do you mean? 624 00:40:16,556 --> 00:40:19,759 Dad! Daddy! Hello! This is CB4. 625 00:40:19,976 --> 00:40:22,847 Ben! It's just my kid. Go ahead. 626 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,143 Stop playin' me like a sucker. 627 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,146 I want my CB4, you hear me? 628 00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:32,905 ♪ Cos you're goin'on a long hike 629 00:40:33,115 --> 00:40:34,989 ♪ Off a cliff, I'm drivin'you over 630 00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:37,275 ♪ Now you're there wit'your four-leaf clover 631 00:40:37,494 --> 00:40:39,618 ♪ Float like a cannonball Sting like a shark 632 00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:41,952 ♪ I'm the nigga waitin'for you in the dark 633 00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:44,325 ♪ Waitin' to rob you Waitin' to beat you 634 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,335 ♪ A bullet in the head is how I'll greet you 635 00:40:46,546 --> 00:40:48,669 ♪ Flat on her back I gave her some crack 636 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:50,505 ♪ It's ten o'clock Do you know where your momma's at? 637 00:40:50,718 --> 00:40:52,874 I might have something. 638 00:40:55,263 --> 00:40:57,007 ♪ Straight outta Locash 639 00:41:00,977 --> 00:41:02,886 Yo, this is MC Gusto of Cell Block 4. 640 00:41:03,103 --> 00:41:06,059 Tonight we're performing at the Jackson Theatre. 641 00:41:06,316 --> 00:41:07,515 Those motherfuckers! 642 00:41:12,865 --> 00:41:16,732 Look at this punk! He's walkin' like me. He's tryin' to be me! 643 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:21,116 I didn't know you do rap records, Gusto! That's bad, man. 644 00:41:21,332 --> 00:41:24,865 That ain't him. Stop bein' ignorant. 645 00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:30,047 Bust a little rhyme for me, man. Come on! Go, go! 646 00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:34,504 Look, man, there's only one Gusto and he ain't no rapper! 647 00:41:44,564 --> 00:41:47,399 That was a brand-new single from Cell Block 4, 648 00:41:47,609 --> 00:41:51,060 CB4 for those who know, from their album Straight Outta Locash. 649 00:41:51,279 --> 00:41:56,618 Why don't you holler at my WWWW listeners? Give 'em a holler. 650 00:41:56,826 --> 00:41:59,199 Yo, what's up to the hard core? 651 00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:04,369 Peace to all the Nubians filled with the new black consciousness. 652 00:42:04,586 --> 00:42:08,370 Yeah, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. 653 00:42:08,590 --> 00:42:11,377 I'm lovin' this. Why don't we go to the phone lines, 654 00:42:11,593 --> 00:42:15,506 talk to some brothers, let them get to know you straight up in person? 655 00:42:15,722 --> 00:42:17,678 We got Susan from Gardena. 656 00:42:17,891 --> 00:42:19,931 Why don't you holler at CB4? 657 00:42:20,143 --> 00:42:22,600 This question's for Dead Mike. 658 00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:25,683 I was reading Right On. Your birthday's comin' up. 659 00:42:25,899 --> 00:42:28,568 I was wondering, what's your favourite dessert? 660 00:42:30,404 --> 00:42:32,314 Sister, my sister. 661 00:42:32,531 --> 00:42:36,611 It is uplifting to know that a sister such as yourself 662 00:42:36,827 --> 00:42:39,283 still takes pride in her race. 663 00:42:39,497 --> 00:42:43,542 It's ice cream. Did you know a black man invented ice cream? 664 00:42:43,751 --> 00:42:49,420 No, no! How the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? 665 00:42:49,631 --> 00:42:52,124 - Tell me that. - Ice cream, Africa. 666 00:42:52,344 --> 00:42:55,464 That's a great concept, guys. I'm liking that. Next call. 667 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,467 OK, I got a question for this so-called Gusto. 668 00:42:58,682 --> 00:43:01,768 If you set someone up for the police then stole his name, 669 00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:03,556 didn't even say "excuse me", 670 00:43:03,773 --> 00:43:07,640 wouldn't you expect the injured party to bust out of jail, hunt you down 671 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:10,730 - and beat you like the dog you are? - Nah! 672 00:43:11,406 --> 00:43:14,525 The chickens have come home to roost. 673 00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:18,744 Open C block, comin' up. 674 00:43:20,372 --> 00:43:23,659 - Hey, baby. - Single file, girls. 675 00:43:26,587 --> 00:43:27,999 Walk. 676 00:43:28,215 --> 00:43:30,040 Girls. 677 00:43:32,093 --> 00:43:33,836 What are you doin'? 678 00:43:34,054 --> 00:43:36,130 I'm gettin' us outta here. Be quiet! 679 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:50,185 - I'm in this one. - You gonna have to go! 680 00:43:51,488 --> 00:43:53,196 Get in there. 681 00:44:05,837 --> 00:44:08,409 Man, you crazy with that "I don't eat pork" shit. 682 00:44:08,630 --> 00:44:11,750 Personally, I'll eat a pig's ass if they cook it right. 683 00:44:11,968 --> 00:44:15,053 Beloved, it's against everything I now believe. 684 00:44:15,264 --> 00:44:18,632 You see, pork is the white man, 685 00:44:18,850 --> 00:44:21,472 and the white man is pork. 686 00:44:21,686 --> 00:44:25,601 If you spell "white man" backwards what does it spell? Pork! 687 00:44:26,608 --> 00:44:30,227 If you can't see that, they've got you brainwashed, brother. 688 00:44:30,446 --> 00:44:33,861 I must be brainwashed then. You mean to tell me 689 00:44:34,073 --> 00:44:38,368 if you was thrown outta your apartment and a pig offered to pay your rent, 690 00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,571 - you wouldn't take the money? - No. 691 00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:44,205 Shit. I'd be a-money takin' from a pig. 692 00:44:44,417 --> 00:44:46,910 That's the difference between you and me. 693 00:44:47,130 --> 00:44:49,288 I got a place and you live with your mother. 694 00:44:57,390 --> 00:45:00,426 Would you stop it? Albert! 695 00:45:00,645 --> 00:45:03,515 - Just a sip. - I'm gonna smack you. 696 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,680 Shit. More for me then. 697 00:45:07,569 --> 00:45:10,688 Albert, I don't like this scene. 698 00:45:10,905 --> 00:45:13,574 I definitely don't like what's happening to you. 699 00:45:13,782 --> 00:45:18,659 Just because I got a little bit of cash, why does everybody gotta start buggin'? 700 00:45:18,871 --> 00:45:21,540 No, no. We are not bugging. 701 00:45:21,749 --> 00:45:25,664 It's you who better take a look in the mirror, Mr MC Gusto. 702 00:45:27,295 --> 00:45:30,500 You are not the sensitive man you used to be. 703 00:45:30,717 --> 00:45:33,586 ♪ I'm in love... 704 00:45:35,222 --> 00:45:37,343 Daliha! 705 00:45:45,649 --> 00:45:48,353 Give it to me! Albert! 706 00:45:49,193 --> 00:45:51,401 That girl is too wholesome. 707 00:45:51,614 --> 00:45:53,653 She's messin' with our program. 708 00:45:53,865 --> 00:45:58,574 Sissy, I want you to get in as many pictures as possible with MC Gusto, 709 00:45:58,787 --> 00:46:01,030 kissin' him, huggin' him, whatever. 710 00:46:01,248 --> 00:46:04,367 - I planned on doin' that anyway. - No, no, baby, 711 00:46:04,585 --> 00:46:07,041 I mean, with a professional photographer. 712 00:46:07,256 --> 00:46:11,502 You should be what Cell Block 4's all about. 713 00:46:12,468 --> 00:46:15,173 If I could just add a personal note at this point. 714 00:46:15,388 --> 00:46:18,556 This was the year when I first discovered CB4. 715 00:46:18,766 --> 00:46:23,310 Well, you three have been inside my head ever since. 716 00:46:23,522 --> 00:46:26,808 - That's my personal thank you. - You're very welcome. 717 00:46:27,026 --> 00:46:29,350 I only wish everyone felt that way. 718 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:36,611 The home is the most important institution in American life. 719 00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:40,776 It's our castle in a world of demons and dragons. 720 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:45,460 Since the mysterious death of my wife, 721 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:49,039 my son Ben and I had bonded together in our home. 722 00:46:49,257 --> 00:46:52,589 I say "had" because through rap music, 723 00:46:52,802 --> 00:46:56,254 evil influences invaded our castle, 724 00:46:56,473 --> 00:47:01,811 representatives of a demon culture that must be stopped at all costs! 725 00:47:03,271 --> 00:47:07,056 Any person who'd defile America's pastime 726 00:47:07,276 --> 00:47:10,479 by wearing a baseball cap backwards, 727 00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:13,317 well, that's an evil that speaks for itself. 728 00:47:23,709 --> 00:47:28,621 See! See how those demons have poisoned my seed! 729 00:47:28,839 --> 00:47:30,916 Ben! Ben! 730 00:47:34,428 --> 00:47:35,709 Ben! 731 00:47:35,931 --> 00:47:38,387 Ben! Come here, son! 732 00:47:40,643 --> 00:47:43,846 To some people, these fools out here could be a problem. 733 00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:46,021 Bad for the image, bad for sales. 734 00:47:46,234 --> 00:47:51,476 But you, brothers, have created something so nasty, 735 00:47:51,697 --> 00:47:54,698 so vile, that the iller you get, the better off we are. 736 00:47:54,991 --> 00:47:58,824 - Now go out there and have a good time. - No problem. 737 00:47:59,039 --> 00:48:01,493 By the way, I almost forgot to tell you. 738 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:03,332 Gusto escaped from prison. 739 00:48:03,543 --> 00:48:06,543 He has vowed to dismember everybody in the group. 740 00:48:06,754 --> 00:48:07,751 Knock 'em dead. 741 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,332 Get back! Get back! 742 00:48:13,679 --> 00:48:15,504 Trustus? Trustus, hi. 743 00:48:15,722 --> 00:48:19,091 - Hi, Eve. I love the piece you did. - You should thank Dead Mike. 744 00:48:19,309 --> 00:48:22,345 You aware they might be arrested for indecency tonight? 745 00:48:22,563 --> 00:48:25,895 Cell Block 4 is not afraid to go to jail. Cell Block 4 is from jail! 746 00:48:26,107 --> 00:48:29,478 It would be like sendin' 'em home! Sissy? Baby, where are ya? 747 00:48:29,695 --> 00:48:31,604 There you are. 748 00:48:32,072 --> 00:48:35,156 Can I have your autograph? Yeah, yeah, little kiddie. 749 00:48:35,368 --> 00:48:38,403 Stab Master, CB4. 750 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:41,028 - Keep it as a souvenir. - Thanks. 751 00:48:41,249 --> 00:48:44,166 - Let's go, baby. - Come on, Dad. It's only an... 752 00:48:46,379 --> 00:48:49,214 Hey, hey, wait. Who is this? 753 00:48:49,424 --> 00:48:52,876 - She looks too cute to be your woman. - Remember what time it is! 754 00:48:53,093 --> 00:48:56,547 - She's my cousin, my cousin. - What? 755 00:48:57,681 --> 00:48:59,591 Are you OK? 756 00:49:04,105 --> 00:49:05,898 Man, look at this funky asshole. 757 00:49:06,108 --> 00:49:10,520 That bitch wouldn't give me the time of day because I wasn't an entertainer, 758 00:49:10,738 --> 00:49:12,612 because I wasn't a star. 759 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:15,944 Don't the bitch know that we're the motherfuckin' stars? 760 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,153 That's all right. 761 00:49:18,370 --> 00:49:21,491 Because now I'm gonna get paid off from them. You know how? 762 00:49:21,707 --> 00:49:23,914 Pimp 'em like the bitches that they are. 763 00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:25,786 Pimp them motherfuckin' hos. 764 00:49:27,463 --> 00:49:29,539 With Daliha out of the picture, 765 00:49:29,757 --> 00:49:31,834 I decided to see what Sissy was all about. 766 00:49:32,051 --> 00:49:35,419 The only problem was, so did Dead Mike. 767 00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:02,933 Come to big daddy. 768 00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:32,131 I ain't goin' down there. 769 00:52:10,383 --> 00:52:11,379 Shit. 770 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:25,268 CB4, where you at? 771 00:52:25,481 --> 00:52:26,478 CB4, where you at? 772 00:52:34,367 --> 00:52:36,405 Yo, we livin' crazy large. 773 00:52:36,619 --> 00:52:39,536 We got the girls, we got the money, we got the gold. 774 00:52:39,746 --> 00:52:43,080 And we're one spot behind Wackee Dee. Takin' out all that rap. 775 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:47,207 - I'm glad you happy, cos I'm not. - Man, what's your beef? 776 00:52:47,422 --> 00:52:51,964 All this gangster mess, man. People protestin'. That ain't for me. 777 00:52:52,176 --> 00:52:54,549 I like the music. I like the fly-ass girlies. 778 00:52:54,762 --> 00:52:57,431 I also like when I help my sisters around the house. 779 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,508 One nigga wants to be Malcolm X, the other wants to be Richie Cunningham. 780 00:53:01,728 --> 00:53:03,935 Yo, the devil's in full effect. 781 00:53:06,398 --> 00:53:09,982 Hey, there's nothin' to worry about. Trust me. 782 00:53:13,031 --> 00:53:16,863 In my role as head of the Sacramento City Council's Board of Decency, 783 00:53:17,077 --> 00:53:20,494 I, Virgil Robinson, am here to inform you that: 784 00:53:20,707 --> 00:53:24,954 "Under penalty of arrest you cannot touch your genitalia. 785 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:28,669 The word 'ho' can only be used in reference to a garden tool. 786 00:53:28,881 --> 00:53:32,296 The word 'bitch' may only be used when describing female dogs, 787 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:34,550 and then only when in heat. 788 00:53:34,763 --> 00:53:37,680 The word 'blow job' can only be used in describing a job 789 00:53:37,891 --> 00:53:41,260 blowing up balloons or children's animals." 790 00:53:41,479 --> 00:53:42,757 Do I make myself clear? 791 00:53:44,189 --> 00:53:48,187 And under no circumstances, are you to perform Sweat... 792 00:53:50,404 --> 00:53:53,110 ... Sweat Of My Balls tonight. 793 00:53:58,079 --> 00:54:03,240 CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at? 794 00:54:03,459 --> 00:54:08,882 CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at? 795 00:54:09,091 --> 00:54:14,381 CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at? 796 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:19,632 On the motherfuckin' stage! 797 00:54:19,851 --> 00:54:24,810 CB is here! CB4! Where ya at? 798 00:54:25,022 --> 00:54:27,561 CB4, where ya at? 799 00:54:30,362 --> 00:54:34,028 CB4, where ya at, motherfuckers? 800 00:54:35,242 --> 00:54:38,908 MC Gusto, Dead Mike, Stab Master Arson, 801 00:54:39,122 --> 00:54:42,704 you all have been sentenced by the government of the USA 802 00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:49,003 to poverty, ignorance and imprisonment in Cell Block 4! 803 00:54:57,348 --> 00:54:59,555 Yeah! CB4 is in the motherfuckin' house! 804 00:55:00,769 --> 00:55:02,761 Jump, jump, jump, jump! 805 00:55:02,979 --> 00:55:07,025 Say CB4! Say CB4! 806 00:55:07,234 --> 00:55:11,778 Say CB4! Say CB4! Yo, yo! 807 00:55:11,989 --> 00:55:13,946 Do that shit, do that shit, do it! 808 00:55:14,157 --> 00:55:18,985 Yeah, yeah, say do that shit, do that shit, do it! 809 00:55:19,246 --> 00:55:21,120 It goes something like this! Jump! 810 00:55:21,332 --> 00:55:23,205 Jump, jump, jump! 811 00:55:23,417 --> 00:55:25,208 Jump, jump, jump! 812 00:55:25,419 --> 00:55:27,543 Jump, jump, jump! 813 00:55:27,756 --> 00:55:29,379 Yo, give me this right now! 814 00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:31,418 ♪ For the ladies, 130 pounds of beef 815 00:55:31,634 --> 00:55:33,922 ♪ Yeah, Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth 816 00:55:34,136 --> 00:55:36,260 ♪ Swingin' with this here stud you need practice 817 00:55:36,473 --> 00:55:38,466 ♪ I'm leavin' used rubbers on a mattress 818 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:42,847 ♪ When I'm with my homies we're rollin' Can't love a car unless it's stolen 819 00:55:43,063 --> 00:55:46,811 ♪ Don't ask me what the price is But it's more than pussy-tickle devices 820 00:55:47,025 --> 00:55:49,268 - ♪ You can feel the - ♪ Sweat from my balls 821 00:55:49,487 --> 00:55:51,312 - ♪ You can feel the - ♪ Sweat from my balls 822 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,404 - ♪ You can feel the - ♪ Sweat from my balls 823 00:55:53,617 --> 00:55:55,738 - ♪ You can feel the - ♪ Sweat from my balls 824 00:55:55,951 --> 00:55:58,408 - ♪ You can feel the - ♪ Sweat from my balls... 825 00:55:58,621 --> 00:56:00,909 What are they doin'? 826 00:56:01,123 --> 00:56:02,368 They're goin' to jail! 827 00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:05,075 Didn't anybody tell you this is a free country! 828 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:07,202 - Get 'em! - ♪ Sweat from my biggedy-balls... 829 00:56:08,465 --> 00:56:09,840 - Hey! - What the fuck! 830 00:56:10,050 --> 00:56:13,252 Get the fuck off me, man! Get the fuck off me. 831 00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:15,593 - Get off me! - Get 'em outta here! 832 00:56:18,015 --> 00:56:19,297 Get off! 833 00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,729 Get the fuck off me. 834 00:56:26,732 --> 00:56:30,482 Party over here! Just wave your hands in the air! 835 00:56:30,696 --> 00:56:32,604 And party like you just don't care! 836 00:56:44,084 --> 00:56:45,496 Answer me this. 837 00:56:45,711 --> 00:56:49,459 How come a rock group can bite the head off a pigeon, nothin' happen? 838 00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:53,208 I'm gettin' ready to go to jail for a song about the sweat of my balls. 839 00:56:53,427 --> 00:56:55,635 You'll be happy to know, Mr A White 840 00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:58,682 that Cell Block 4 actually did spend the night in jail. 841 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,137 You guys CB4? 842 00:57:07,568 --> 00:57:08,765 Watch, check this out. 843 00:57:08,985 --> 00:57:11,061 ♪ Well, my name is Jerry and I'm here to say 844 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,487 ♪ That the girl look fly but she don't give me no play ♪ 845 00:57:15,283 --> 00:57:17,324 I'm MC Gusto. 846 00:57:17,536 --> 00:57:21,485 But in prison I'm known as 9-7-dash-K-Y 847 00:57:21,707 --> 00:57:25,290 L-M-N-O-P-dash-14 to the third power. 848 00:57:25,503 --> 00:57:28,256 Now, I may be in here for malicious acts, 849 00:57:28,465 --> 00:57:30,503 I do have a sensitive side. 850 00:57:30,716 --> 00:57:33,290 So I'd like to read you a poem. It's called 851 00:57:33,512 --> 00:57:36,512 - "I didn't do it". - My man got a poem. 852 00:57:36,723 --> 00:57:42,144 "Just because I had the cash doesn't mean I killed his ass. 853 00:57:42,353 --> 00:57:43,896 I didn't do it. 854 00:57:44,106 --> 00:57:47,309 Just because the blood was in my hand 855 00:57:47,525 --> 00:57:49,354 doesn't mean I stabbed the man. 856 00:57:49,571 --> 00:57:50,814 I didn't do it." 857 00:58:22,729 --> 00:58:24,306 All right, all right! 858 00:58:24,523 --> 00:58:28,686 Welcome to the post-arrest conference for the world's most dangerous band, 859 00:58:28,902 --> 00:58:29,933 CB4! 860 00:58:30,153 --> 00:58:34,401 - Yeah, they couldn't keep us in! - All right, first question. 861 00:58:34,616 --> 00:58:37,951 My name is Malik from the Tan City Sun and I'd like to know 862 00:58:38,163 --> 00:58:40,450 what you so-called brothers are doing 863 00:58:40,664 --> 00:58:43,335 to uplift the community in economic terms. 864 00:58:43,543 --> 00:58:46,329 Man, I'm tired of these black questions, man. 865 00:58:46,545 --> 00:58:49,216 Ask Michael J Fox what he's doin' for the yuppies? 866 00:58:49,423 --> 00:58:52,794 Ask Sylvester Stallone what he's doin' for the Italians? 867 00:58:53,012 --> 00:58:57,839 Brother, I'd like it to be known that I am reinvesting in the black community. 868 00:58:58,058 --> 00:59:00,595 I am opening a chain of beeper supply stores 869 00:59:00,935 --> 00:59:05,811 in Locash that will employ only our disenfranchised black youth. 870 00:59:06,025 --> 00:59:08,979 MC Gusto, my African-American women readers 871 00:59:09,196 --> 00:59:11,981 would like to know why you refer to women as bitches. 872 00:59:12,197 --> 00:59:16,942 Yo, women, bitches, hos... people with pussies. 873 00:59:17,494 --> 00:59:18,989 I love the pussy people. 874 00:59:19,205 --> 00:59:22,371 - Pussy for everybody. - Yeah, pussies! 875 00:59:22,582 --> 00:59:24,244 - Know what I'm sayin'? - I do not 876 00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:28,209 and neither would anyone with respect for the English language. 877 00:59:28,422 --> 00:59:30,131 - Next question. - Excuse me. 878 00:59:30,343 --> 00:59:33,258 In protest of our arrest by the powers that be, 879 00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:37,254 we will answer no questions from the white media! 880 00:59:37,473 --> 00:59:41,306 - Let's go. - Press conference over! 881 00:59:49,486 --> 00:59:52,061 Well, that's the story so far. 882 00:59:52,281 --> 00:59:56,148 This is just incredible. It's amazing. 883 00:59:56,369 --> 00:59:59,987 Well, to use your words, it's "all that". 884 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:04,156 - It's gonna make a great video. - I wouldn't unload my camera just yet. 885 01:00:04,376 --> 01:00:06,501 I still gotta deal with Gusto. 886 01:00:12,803 --> 01:00:14,082 - Later. - All right. 887 01:00:17,098 --> 01:00:19,340 This bitch is really from the ghetto. 888 01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:22,264 Don't look like the ghetto to me, boss. 889 01:00:22,521 --> 01:00:25,011 "The smallest dog in the world is the Chihuahua. 890 01:00:25,231 --> 01:00:28,269 It is named for a city in Mexico where it became popular." 891 01:00:28,694 --> 01:00:32,193 Shut up, girl. You just think you so smart cos you can read. 892 01:00:33,449 --> 01:00:34,992 Hey, baby! 893 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,652 Give your grandma a big kiss! 894 01:00:38,872 --> 01:00:41,659 - So how you doin', Grandma? - How you doin'? 895 01:00:41,874 --> 01:00:46,121 I heard you just broke out of the joint. I didn't even know you was in there. 896 01:00:46,336 --> 01:00:48,211 It was just an overnight thing. 897 01:00:48,423 --> 01:00:51,507 Is the conjugal room still green? 898 01:00:52,218 --> 01:00:54,924 I wouldn't know about that. It was just overnight. 899 01:00:55,139 --> 01:00:56,846 Mmm, you oughta know. 900 01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:05,689 - Hi, D. - Hey, Albert. How was jail? 901 01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:10,608 Look, Daliha, that whole cousin thing, I was wrong. 902 01:01:10,822 --> 01:01:16,030 I would never try to hurt you, D. I love you. 903 01:01:16,244 --> 01:01:17,867 Look, I got you somethin'. 904 01:01:29,965 --> 01:01:34,426 Great. I'm sure that Sissy girl would love these. 905 01:01:48,611 --> 01:01:50,234 Hey, there's a party inside. 906 01:01:52,114 --> 01:01:55,613 Your mother may have time for a party, but me, 907 01:01:55,826 --> 01:01:59,493 - I got bills to pay. - Why don't you take this to a carwash? 908 01:01:59,705 --> 01:02:02,280 We don't have money to take the car to the carwash 909 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,955 every time it gets a little smudge. 910 01:02:05,168 --> 01:02:07,541 We ain't all big-time rap stars like you. 911 01:02:13,261 --> 01:02:15,716 Son, what's on your mind? 912 01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:18,303 I work to get us into a nice house like this, 913 01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:20,557 and you pretend to be a crook. 914 01:02:20,768 --> 01:02:22,429 - What, you ashamed of me? - No. 915 01:02:22,646 --> 01:02:26,180 Why you go runnin' around with gold-tooth, greasy-ass hair, 916 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,730 holdin' yourjohnson like it's the only one God created? You ain't tough. 917 01:02:30,947 --> 01:02:35,573 There are some real kids out there who are gonna kick your narrow ass! 918 01:02:35,783 --> 01:02:38,453 You ain't from the street. I'm from the street! 919 01:02:38,662 --> 01:02:42,494 And only somebody who wasn't would think it was something to glorify! 920 01:02:48,047 --> 01:02:50,337 That's a pretty little thing. 921 01:02:55,514 --> 01:02:58,183 This bitch got all the bitches. 922 01:03:16,578 --> 01:03:19,613 We was just readin' about you, bitch! 923 01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:24,501 You know, your Ready-Rooter, funky-ass truck-driving father was right. 924 01:03:24,710 --> 01:03:27,914 You ought to be ashamed of yourself taking advantage of me. 925 01:03:28,131 --> 01:03:29,839 Gusto? 926 01:03:30,049 --> 01:03:34,048 Boy, I'm three generations deep in gangsterdom. 927 01:03:34,262 --> 01:03:35,969 Three generations! 928 01:03:38,975 --> 01:03:41,217 Albert, are you in there? 929 01:03:41,937 --> 01:03:44,689 And your woman? She's real fine, you know. 930 01:03:44,898 --> 01:03:47,224 I'd like to fuck her froggy style. 931 01:03:47,442 --> 01:03:50,194 - What did you say? - I'll be out in a while. 932 01:03:50,404 --> 01:03:52,028 OK. 933 01:03:53,239 --> 01:03:57,534 - Tryin' to protect that ass? - Protect that ass! 934 01:03:57,744 --> 01:04:01,410 - Welcome to the terrordome, bitch. - Terrordome, bitch. 935 01:04:13,803 --> 01:04:16,011 What are you gonna do? 936 01:04:16,849 --> 01:04:20,218 - You want to be a gangster, right? - Gangster. 937 01:04:20,435 --> 01:04:22,226 Come on, get out the car. 938 01:04:24,856 --> 01:04:27,312 Y'all know the routine. 939 01:04:27,527 --> 01:04:31,654 Y'all know the routine. Yeah! Get them goddamn clothes off! 940 01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:35,989 Do what he says. 941 01:04:36,202 --> 01:04:39,737 Mister, yo! Put your clothes back on! CB4 is in the house! 942 01:04:39,955 --> 01:04:42,281 CB4! You know what I'm sayin'? 943 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:46,035 - Get on the ground! - Don't shoot us. 944 01:04:46,254 --> 01:04:49,040 Stay on the goddamn ground! You, get out there, man! 945 01:04:49,882 --> 01:04:53,002 Get over there, man, get over there. Get on the ground, move. 946 01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:58,008 Yeah, CB4 is in the house. 947 01:04:58,225 --> 01:04:59,387 CB4! 948 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,686 It's me, Dead Mike, you knowl Nubian manl 949 01:05:02,897 --> 01:05:07,393 And right behind me, I got my DJ Stab Master Arson on the cash register. 950 01:05:07,610 --> 01:05:12,567 And over here, I got my favourite Nubian man, MC Gusto. 951 01:05:12,782 --> 01:05:15,153 - Give 'em a shout-outl - I didn't wanna... 952 01:05:15,367 --> 01:05:18,820 We're tired of bein'simple-ass rappers. We livin'our lyricsl 953 01:05:19,039 --> 01:05:21,659 - We livin' it! - Get back, motherfucker. 954 01:05:23,668 --> 01:05:25,909 Evidence! Get over here. 955 01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:27,836 And just remember, CB4! 956 01:05:28,046 --> 01:05:30,171 - You got it! - MC Gusto. 957 01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:34,429 - Stab Master Arson. Dead Mike. - Give me that! 958 01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:38,587 We ain't rappin', we straight up jackin'! Understand? 959 01:05:44,439 --> 01:05:48,900 - CB4, they're finally real gangsters. - Real gangsters. 960 01:05:49,110 --> 01:05:51,685 You see this right here? 961 01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,649 You break up the group tomorrow. 962 01:05:53,865 --> 01:05:57,032 Or else, it's goin' to everybody, MTV, 963 01:05:57,243 --> 01:06:00,162 the police department, Connie Chung. 964 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:05,495 Shut up, man. 965 01:06:12,219 --> 01:06:14,590 Now CB4 is over or you're dead. 966 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,762 40 Dog, get rid of this trash, man. 967 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,173 Punk! 968 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:28,311 I'm callin' this private, emergency meeting. 969 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:32,477 I've had it with how sloppy you two have become. 970 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,773 - What you talkin' about? - Shut up. 971 01:06:34,992 --> 01:06:38,195 You don't say the words the way you're supposed to. 972 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,784 You're too spiritual to rock the crowd. 973 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:44,913 And Otis, you used to be the coolest virgin in the world. 974 01:06:45,127 --> 01:06:49,421 But now that you got a little pussy, your mixing has fallen the fuck off. 975 01:06:49,632 --> 01:06:53,167 Gusto broke out ofjail, but that ain't no reason for you to be buggin. 976 01:06:53,387 --> 01:06:55,344 - Shit. - I'm not buggin'. 977 01:06:55,556 --> 01:06:58,473 I called this private meetin' and look what happened! 978 01:06:59,475 --> 01:07:03,058 Hey, brothers, calm down. 979 01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:08,187 - You ain't fuckin' up on purpose? - What? 980 01:07:08,401 --> 01:07:11,770 You and Bubba Ack wanna go solo. 981 01:07:11,988 --> 01:07:14,528 But damn, nigga, don't sabotage CB4. 982 01:07:14,742 --> 01:07:18,276 Don't be so selfish, man. You wanna step off, step the fuck off! 983 01:07:18,495 --> 01:07:21,497 I don't know why you want me to knock you out, but so be it! 984 01:07:21,707 --> 01:07:23,829 - What you want, man? - Yo, you're fired! 985 01:07:24,043 --> 01:07:26,617 You can't fire me. Vote me out like I was voted in! 986 01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:28,332 Otis, throw his ass out! 987 01:07:28,547 --> 01:07:30,091 - Fuck this. - Otis? 988 01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:33,668 All I wanted to do was make music and hang out with women. 989 01:07:33,886 --> 01:07:36,638 When y'all get your shit straight, come see me. 990 01:07:36,849 --> 01:07:38,805 That's it! Cell Block 4 is through. 991 01:07:39,016 --> 01:07:41,768 You're free to buy that fool his boat back to Africa. 992 01:07:41,978 --> 01:07:44,350 You did this on purpose, didn't ya? 993 01:07:45,899 --> 01:07:47,144 I'm outta here, man. 994 01:07:52,656 --> 01:07:56,904 Here we go again. Weird Warren's Video V-V-V-V-Video Countdown. 995 01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,950 Word on the street is CB4, null and void? 996 01:08:01,165 --> 01:08:04,948 MC Gusto spotted in a record store, armed robbery? What? 997 01:08:05,169 --> 01:08:08,870 This hasn't stopped the rest of the group from doin' their own thing. 998 01:08:09,133 --> 01:08:13,509 My main man, Dead Mike, solo tip in his most personal recording yet. 999 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,389 ♪ I'm black, y'all And I'm black, y'all 1000 01:08:16,597 --> 01:08:18,756 ♪ And I'm blacker than black And I'm black, y'all 1001 01:08:18,976 --> 01:08:21,098 ♪ And I'm black, y'all And I'm black, y'all 1002 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,518 ♪ And I'm blacker than black And I'm black, y'all 1003 01:08:23,731 --> 01:08:26,303 ♪ I'm blickety-black blacker than black Black, I'm blacker than black 1004 01:08:26,525 --> 01:08:28,434 ♪ Yo, because I'm black and I'm back 1005 01:08:28,652 --> 01:08:30,443 ♪ You want black and I'm black, y'all 1006 01:08:30,656 --> 01:08:32,777 ♪ And I'm blackety-black And I'm black, y'all 1007 01:08:32,989 --> 01:08:35,196 ♪ And I'm black, y'all And I'm black, y'all 1008 01:08:35,409 --> 01:08:37,616 ♪ And I'm blackety-black And I'm black, y'all 1009 01:08:37,828 --> 01:08:40,155 ♪ And I'm blickety-black black black Blacker than black 1010 01:08:40,373 --> 01:08:42,281 ♪ Black, black, black, black, black, y'all 1011 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,623 ♪ And I'm black, y'all And I'm black, y'all 1012 01:08:44,834 --> 01:08:46,875 ♪ And I'm blacker than black Cos I'm black ♪ 1013 01:08:47,296 --> 01:08:51,794 Cell Block 4's DJ, Stab Master Arson, says, "Bang, I got my own thing." 1014 01:08:52,010 --> 01:08:55,012 He's callin' his group Silent But Deadly. 1015 01:08:56,055 --> 01:08:57,716 Uhh. 1016 01:08:58,683 --> 01:09:00,178 ♪ Stab Master 1017 01:09:01,019 --> 01:09:02,430 ♪ Stab Master 1018 01:09:03,396 --> 01:09:04,771 ♪ Stab Master 1019 01:09:05,774 --> 01:09:07,054 ♪ Stab Master 1020 01:09:09,570 --> 01:09:10,769 ♪ You know it, G 1021 01:09:10,989 --> 01:09:13,111 ♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and 1022 01:09:13,365 --> 01:09:15,572 ♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and 1023 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,824 ♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and 1024 01:09:18,036 --> 01:09:20,362 ♪ We've been outsmarted We believe in our song and 1025 01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:23,119 ♪ Stab Master 1026 01:09:24,168 --> 01:09:25,542 ♪ Stab Master 1027 01:09:26,588 --> 01:09:28,128 ♪ Stab Master 1028 01:09:28,923 --> 01:09:29,919 ♪ Stab Master 1029 01:09:32,678 --> 01:09:34,006 ♪ You know it, G ♪ 1030 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:43,930 - What you up to, Albert? - Nothin'. 1031 01:09:44,398 --> 01:09:47,352 That's what I thought. How come you're not workin'? 1032 01:09:47,568 --> 01:09:50,817 Toaster's workin'. The VCR's workin'. How come you're not? 1033 01:09:51,029 --> 01:09:54,613 - Almost liked it when you rapped. - Pop, I'm in trouble. 1034 01:09:54,826 --> 01:09:58,870 You were in trouble when you decided being Albert Brown wasn't good enough. 1035 01:09:59,079 --> 01:10:01,618 Pop, I'm tired of this MC Gusto thing. 1036 01:10:01,832 --> 01:10:04,918 I'm scared. It's over. It's over! 1037 01:10:05,128 --> 01:10:08,961 Son, that's the best thing you've said in a long time. 1038 01:10:10,758 --> 01:10:12,668 My life was messed up. 1039 01:10:12,885 --> 01:10:15,757 I turned into a monster. I'd lost my friends. 1040 01:10:16,848 --> 01:10:19,848 I'm usin' the word "nigga" like it's my last name. 1041 01:10:20,060 --> 01:10:23,559 Walkin'around callin' women bitches and hos. That's not right. 1042 01:10:23,772 --> 01:10:26,525 My mother won't even speak to me. 1043 01:10:26,734 --> 01:10:30,068 Nothing's goin'right, nothin'. 1044 01:10:59,017 --> 01:11:00,013 Nah. 1045 01:11:36,389 --> 01:11:38,798 Hey, Queen Latifah. 1046 01:11:39,018 --> 01:11:41,057 Go on, girl. 1047 01:11:55,201 --> 01:11:59,447 Man, those were the days. 1048 01:11:59,664 --> 01:12:02,368 I remember all those groups. 1049 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:06,581 NWA, Ice Cube, 1050 01:12:06,796 --> 01:12:09,084 CB4. 1051 01:12:09,549 --> 01:12:11,792 Was the lead guy's name Gusto? 1052 01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:15,676 - Yes! - Shit! That nigga was a perpetrator! 1053 01:12:15,889 --> 01:12:20,101 Gusto and his whole crew weren't real gangster rappers. 1054 01:12:20,310 --> 01:12:22,981 They was as soft as a wet baby's ass. 1055 01:12:23,189 --> 01:12:26,771 They're straight-up fakes. 1056 01:12:26,984 --> 01:12:29,736 They damn sure weren't no Wackee Dee! 1057 01:12:36,494 --> 01:12:38,901 Yeah, boyee! 1058 01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:54,338 - Yeah? - It's me, man, Rip. 1059 01:12:54,555 --> 01:12:57,223 Man, I thought you'd be in Africa by now. 1060 01:12:57,432 --> 01:12:59,840 Cousin, this ain't no time to argue. 1061 01:13:01,269 --> 01:13:02,515 Trustus is dead. 1062 01:13:03,062 --> 01:13:06,064 What? What happened? 1063 01:13:06,275 --> 01:13:08,765 Gusto bagged him eatin'dinner with Sissy. 1064 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:11,394 He shot him? 1065 01:13:21,082 --> 01:13:24,201 Hey! Who knows the Heimlich manoeuvre? 1066 01:13:24,418 --> 01:13:26,163 - Here, I do. - No, no, no. 1067 01:13:26,379 --> 01:13:28,205 You're not doin' it right. 1068 01:13:29,507 --> 01:13:31,878 That's not it. Here, let me try. 1069 01:13:36,223 --> 01:13:38,845 - Is he all right? - He don't look so good. 1070 01:13:46,567 --> 01:13:48,855 Trustus. 1071 01:14:05,169 --> 01:14:06,664 Thought you got away? 1072 01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:11,300 Now you're layin' dead. But we ain't settled this yet, right? 1073 01:14:11,509 --> 01:14:13,798 Where's my money, motherfucker? 1074 01:14:14,012 --> 01:14:16,385 Where's my money, motherfucker? 1075 01:14:16,598 --> 01:14:19,090 I want my money. Funeral or no, I want my money! 1076 01:14:19,309 --> 01:14:24,267 If I have to give you mouth-to-mouth and revive your black ass, I want my money! 1077 01:14:34,825 --> 01:14:38,741 Hey, look, we need to go outside and talk. All right? 1078 01:14:49,383 --> 01:14:52,169 Look, I'm sorry about everything that happened. 1079 01:14:53,428 --> 01:14:55,883 I shouldn't have let Gusto scare me like that. 1080 01:14:57,431 --> 01:14:59,509 I think it's time we got back together. 1081 01:15:02,687 --> 01:15:04,181 It's cool with me, Al. 1082 01:15:07,442 --> 01:15:08,687 What about you, Rip? 1083 01:15:11,614 --> 01:15:12,776 Brothers... 1084 01:15:14,283 --> 01:15:16,110 ...let the past be in the past, man. 1085 01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:21,040 All right, it's about time for CB4 to head back to the stage. 1086 01:15:21,249 --> 01:15:23,041 We have to do this for Trustus. 1087 01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:25,823 We gotta let people know that CB4 is for real. 1088 01:15:26,044 --> 01:15:28,583 I'm with that, but what we gonna do about Gusto? 1089 01:15:28,798 --> 01:15:31,966 Trustus is laying in there because of this clown. 1090 01:15:32,177 --> 01:15:36,221 - We gonna let him get away with that? - Don't worry. We're gonna get Gusto 1091 01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:38,719 and we're gonna get back on stage. 1092 01:15:38,933 --> 01:15:40,890 Now, listen to this. 1093 01:15:41,102 --> 01:15:43,144 What we have to do... 1094 01:15:49,528 --> 01:15:51,853 Yo, when I get finished with those CB4 kids, 1095 01:15:52,073 --> 01:15:54,646 they gonna be CB0. 1096 01:15:54,868 --> 01:15:56,491 Yo, hurry up back, man. 1097 01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:04,699 - Yeah, who this? - Hi, Gusto. 1098 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,872 This is Sissy. You remember Sissy, don't you? 1099 01:16:08,088 --> 01:16:10,710 How could I forget the bitch that ditched me? 1100 01:16:12,677 --> 01:16:15,678 Well, that was then and this is now. 1101 01:16:15,889 --> 01:16:19,340 And if you're ready for something really special, 1102 01:16:19,559 --> 01:16:22,560 why don't you meet me at the Honeyroll Hotel 1103 01:16:22,771 --> 01:16:25,442 on Locash Boulevard in an hour? 1104 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,318 So you're finally ready for the big dick, huh? 1105 01:16:48,589 --> 01:16:50,831 So, you know, 1106 01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:55,049 I've been waiting for this moment for a real long time. 1107 01:16:56,808 --> 01:17:00,091 I just love hearin' about anything... 1108 01:17:00,725 --> 01:17:02,849 ...long. 1109 01:17:04,189 --> 01:17:07,725 You know, I got a little present for you, babe. 1110 01:17:07,944 --> 01:17:10,612 - Yeah? - It's right over here. 1111 01:17:15,742 --> 01:17:19,160 Check it out. Got my Jimmy hat. 1112 01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:22,075 Oh, my. 1113 01:17:22,291 --> 01:17:26,538 Yeah, nice and large, baby, just like me. 1114 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:35,587 Nah, baby, you better try this one. 1115 01:17:35,805 --> 01:17:39,306 Jokes. Enough with this foreplay. 1116 01:17:39,519 --> 01:17:42,387 - I'm gonna get busy, baby. - Hey, wait a minute. 1117 01:17:42,604 --> 01:17:45,177 - What's up? - Why don't you let me 1118 01:17:45,398 --> 01:17:48,353 slip into something a little more comfortable? 1119 01:17:48,569 --> 01:17:51,061 Slip into something more comfortable? 1120 01:17:51,279 --> 01:17:55,028 Bitch, what could be more comfortable than what you already got on? 1121 01:17:55,242 --> 01:17:56,617 Don't worry. 1122 01:17:58,370 --> 01:17:59,948 You won't be disappointed. 1123 01:18:00,874 --> 01:18:02,202 Damn, bitch. 1124 01:18:07,254 --> 01:18:11,752 You know, you been talkin' a lot of shit lately. 1125 01:18:11,969 --> 01:18:16,012 I sure hope you ready for this, baby. 1126 01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:17,966 Oh, yeah, baby. I'm real ready. 1127 01:18:27,526 --> 01:18:28,522 Oh, yeah! 1128 01:18:32,990 --> 01:18:34,270 Yeah, I'm ready. 1129 01:18:47,047 --> 01:18:50,580 I'm gonna get some pussy. I'm gonna get some pussy. 1130 01:18:56,139 --> 01:18:57,633 Yeah! 1131 01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:00,428 Come on, sugar dumplin'. 1132 01:19:00,643 --> 01:19:04,559 - Daddy's waitin' for ya. - Turn the lights down, baby. 1133 01:19:05,649 --> 01:19:07,605 You don't like to watch. 1134 01:19:07,817 --> 01:19:11,862 I'll turn it down for ya. Come on now. 1135 01:19:15,992 --> 01:19:18,447 Now get down on your hands and knees. 1136 01:19:18,662 --> 01:19:23,158 My hands and knees? You're gonna make things difficult, huh? 1137 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:27,704 OK, I'll get down on my hands and knees. I'll play your little game. 1138 01:19:27,922 --> 01:19:31,587 - Now, crawl over here. - I don't mind crawlin'. 1139 01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:36,547 - I don't mind beggin' either, baby. - Assume the position. 1140 01:19:36,766 --> 01:19:40,098 I'll assume the position, I assume we're gettin' ready to fuck. 1141 01:19:41,812 --> 01:19:44,480 Damn, bitch! You! 1142 01:19:44,690 --> 01:19:46,979 - What are you doin'? - Who's the bitch? 1143 01:19:48,110 --> 01:19:50,647 - Damn you, bitch. - Get up! 1144 01:19:50,863 --> 01:19:54,279 - Come on! - I was the biggest man in Locash. 1145 01:19:54,491 --> 01:19:56,532 So, you call yourself a man? 1146 01:19:57,621 --> 01:20:00,370 You gonna pay. You gots to pay. 1147 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:05,501 - Shit! - Don't even try it. 1148 01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:07,796 Freeze! 1149 01:20:10,050 --> 01:20:12,208 Man, not again. 1150 01:20:15,597 --> 01:20:18,267 We got your gangster ass now, don't we? 1151 01:20:18,475 --> 01:20:21,678 Tiger drawers wearin' motherfucker. 1152 01:20:22,312 --> 01:20:24,103 Fuck you, man. 1153 01:20:28,778 --> 01:20:30,687 Get out! 1154 01:20:33,950 --> 01:20:35,858 Shut up! 1155 01:20:36,076 --> 01:20:38,200 Oooh! 1156 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:43,874 ♪ I need love 1157 01:20:52,842 --> 01:20:54,469 ♪ I need love 1158 01:20:58,475 --> 01:20:59,887 Nah! 1159 01:21:10,863 --> 01:21:13,400 Well, we're backstage at Gusto's. 1160 01:21:13,614 --> 01:21:16,106 You can really feel the electricity here. 1161 01:21:16,326 --> 01:21:20,491 We're anxiously anticipating the big CB4 reunion show 1162 01:21:20,707 --> 01:21:22,782 which is about to start any moment now. 1163 01:21:23,001 --> 01:21:25,670 The fellows are putting the final touches 1164 01:21:25,878 --> 01:21:28,452 on their make-up, mascara, pancake... 1165 01:21:28,673 --> 01:21:30,880 - Small world! - They're comin' out. 1166 01:21:31,093 --> 01:21:34,129 - Yeah! - All right, fellows. OK, hi. 1167 01:21:34,345 --> 01:21:38,130 Well, this is it. What are you guys gonna do after the show, huh? 1168 01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:40,722 Yo, me myself, I'm gettin' my sisters a maid. 1169 01:21:40,935 --> 01:21:43,059 What's up, girls? 1170 01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:47,767 Yeah, and I'm gonna open up my own line of personal Nubian hygiene products, 1171 01:21:47,984 --> 01:21:52,695 featuring deodorant because the black man has a different kind of funk! 1172 01:21:52,907 --> 01:21:56,488 - Understand? - That's true. Very distinctive funk. 1173 01:21:56,701 --> 01:21:59,869 I'm goin' down to South America. I'm takin' a search party. 1174 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:04,161 I'm gonna find Kurtis Blow. I know you're out there. I'm comin' to get ya! 1175 01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:07,626 But serious, I'm just gonna be plain old Albert. 1176 01:22:07,838 --> 01:22:09,831 Stop! Come on. Stop hittin' me, man. 1177 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:13,585 Come on, no accordion. Stop, stop! 1178 01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:15,881 OK, that sounds like fun too. 1179 01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,884 All right, get out there and give 'em a hell of a show. 1180 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:21,093 Ladies and gentlemen, 1181 01:22:21,311 --> 01:22:22,722 a round of applause for CB4. 1182 01:22:31,070 --> 01:22:32,899 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 1183 01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:36,619 We gettin' ready to take it back to the old school! 1184 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:46,703 ♪ I said hip hop, the hippie The hippie dibby hip hip hop 1185 01:22:46,922 --> 01:22:49,078 ♪ And you don't stop the rockin' to the bang bang boogie 1186 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:52,252 ♪ Say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat 1187 01:22:52,469 --> 01:22:56,882 ♪ See, I am Albert Brown and I'd like to say hello 1188 01:22:57,099 --> 01:22:59,884 ♪ To the black, to the white the red and the brown 1189 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:03,387 ♪ The purple and yellow But first I gotta bang bang 1190 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:06,768 ♪ The boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie 1191 01:23:06,984 --> 01:23:08,941 ♪ Let's rock, you don't stop 1192 01:23:09,152 --> 01:23:11,525 ♪ Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock 1193 01:23:11,738 --> 01:23:15,866 ♪ Now what you hear is not a test Cos we're rappin' to the beat 1194 01:23:16,411 --> 01:23:18,949 ♪ And me, the groove and my friend are gonna try 1195 01:23:19,163 --> 01:23:20,821 ♪ To move your feet... 1196 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:25,498 Yo, what's up? This is Gusto with the new Sayonara jeep. 1197 01:23:25,712 --> 01:23:28,916 It's got an engine that defines dope. 1198 01:23:29,132 --> 01:23:32,132 You just snap this baby into your glove compartment, 1199 01:23:33,553 --> 01:23:35,011 and you're good to go. 1200 01:23:35,221 --> 01:23:39,267 So you're sayin', yo, Gusto, what's under the hoodie? 1201 01:23:41,310 --> 01:23:44,514 Sayonara, it's all that! 1202 01:23:46,066 --> 01:23:49,152 ♪ Just go with the flow Cos I want you to know 1203 01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:53,060 ♪ I want you I need you 1204 01:23:53,990 --> 01:23:56,660 ♪ Baby, baby, won't you be mine 1205 01:23:56,869 --> 01:23:59,325 - ♪ Baby, please - ♪ I want you 1206 01:24:00,624 --> 01:24:02,166 ♪ I need you 1207 01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:06,251 ♪ Baby, baby, let's spend some time... 1208 01:24:07,797 --> 01:24:11,048 Yo, what's up? This is a P-E-S-A, 1209 01:24:11,844 --> 01:24:13,918 Public Enemy Service Announcement. 1210 01:24:14,135 --> 01:24:16,628 They're tryin' to make hard-core rap disappear. 1211 01:24:16,848 --> 01:24:20,930 Tryin' to make it final for the vinyl. Sayin' it's time for the wax to relax. 1212 01:24:21,645 --> 01:24:25,725 A sticker here, a sticker there and now we wear the sticker like a badge. 1213 01:24:25,941 --> 01:24:29,061 Now, what? Rap is synonymous with black. 1214 01:24:29,278 --> 01:24:33,109 Even our own don't realize rap is even blacker than themselves. 1215 01:24:33,324 --> 01:24:36,159 To the whites who consider themselves establishment, 1216 01:24:36,368 --> 01:24:39,535 they fear rap is the beginning of cultural overthrow 1217 01:24:39,747 --> 01:24:43,744 in their very own households between themselves and their kids. Uh-oh! 1218 01:24:46,671 --> 01:24:49,340 The next guy that moves gets the same treatment. 1219 01:24:49,548 --> 01:24:51,423 Line up over there. This is a stickup. 1220 01:24:52,428 --> 01:24:54,586 ♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up Stick 'em up 1221 01:24:54,804 --> 01:24:57,296 ♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up Stick 'em up 1222 01:24:57,515 --> 01:24:59,923 ♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up Stick 'em up 1223 01:25:00,143 --> 01:25:02,517 ♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up in the air 1224 01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:05,978 ♪ Face down, don't turn around Listen to the bass pound 1225 01:25:06,191 --> 01:25:08,896 ♪ For more types of angles This ain't no star-spangled banner 1226 01:25:09,110 --> 01:25:11,732 ♪ More truth than tropicana Rockin'New York to Savannah 1227 01:25:11,948 --> 01:25:13,323 ♪ Cos it's Macka Framma 1228 01:25:13,534 --> 01:25:15,774 ♪ When I go to a show Some run, some come 1229 01:25:15,992 --> 01:25:18,151 ♪ Many have fun to watch a nig get dumb 1230 01:25:18,412 --> 01:25:21,034 ♪ The right way The high way, the tight way 1231 01:25:21,248 --> 01:25:23,455 ♪ You're fuckin'right that I might say, stick 'em 1232 01:25:23,669 --> 01:25:25,875 ♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up Stick 'em up 1233 01:25:26,086 --> 01:25:28,494 ♪ Stick 'em up Stick 'em up in the air 1234 01:25:33,846 --> 01:25:36,384 - ♪ May day on the front line - ♪ Front line 1235 01:25:44,231 --> 01:25:46,639 - ♪ May day on the front line - ♪ Front line 1236 01:25:53,449 --> 01:25:54,563 ♪ Check it out, check it out 1237 01:25:54,784 --> 01:25:56,693 ♪ Go with the PM Steppin' through the AM 1238 01:25:56,912 --> 01:25:58,901 ♪ Flippin' that south When I prophesise the man 1239 01:25:59,121 --> 01:26:01,244 ♪ Catch a break and blow it up like TNT 1240 01:26:01,456 --> 01:26:03,615 ♪ Or gettin'filthy, nasty as LSD 1241 01:26:03,834 --> 01:26:05,792 ♪ I'll make you insane, crazy You'll flip 1242 01:26:06,004 --> 01:26:08,577 ♪ Dribble up and down like constipated You wanna jump around 1243 01:26:08,798 --> 01:26:10,375 ♪ All that tryin' to fade me 1244 01:26:10,591 --> 01:26:13,593 ♪ I think you hit it wrong PM Dawn got it goin'on 1245 01:26:13,804 --> 01:26:17,802 ♪ Nocturnal is in the house Nocturnal is in the house 1246 01:26:18,017 --> 01:26:22,346 ♪ Nocturnal is in the house Nocturnal is in the house... 1247 01:26:22,562 --> 01:26:24,639 ♪ Creepin' up on ya Creepin', creepin' up on ya 1248 01:26:24,857 --> 01:26:27,064 ♪ Creepin' up on ya Creepin', creepin' up on ya 1249 01:27:59,664 --> 01:28:02,120 - How much for a pack of gum? - The gum is 50 cents. 1250 01:28:02,334 --> 01:28:06,199 - 50 cents? How much for a newspaper? - 35 cents. 1251 01:28:06,420 --> 01:28:09,588 35 cents? How about I give you 15 cents 1252 01:28:09,799 --> 01:28:11,377 and you give me the good news?104853